Jerma Destroys the Chocolate Industry - Jerma Streams Chocolatier (Long Edit #1)

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5 ай бұрын

From Jerma's first Chocolatier: Decadence by Design stream (2/24/2021): • Jerma Streams - Chocol...
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Note (1): This edit was requested by Sporky.
Note (2): This was edited using the Twitch VOD.

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@dianamarie6045 5 ай бұрын

The whole concept of this game is so bizarre and funny to me. It has a 50's aesthetic even though it takes place right after the end of the war, the one main font is (almost?) unreadable because they wanted to be "vintage", half of the characters look like WikiHow drawings are not historically accurate in any way, and while Switzerland did experience growth in the 50's after the war, there's no way they had it right off the bat when war ended lol. They actually had to end up paying around 250 million Swiss francs as a result of their suspicious neutrality during the war. The whole communication between all parties in hilarious too. Like they just know?? Sorry but couldn't stop thinking about these things while watching Mr. Greenz 2.0

@DanteTorn 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for this history lesson on the absurdity of this game. Genuinely. It adds another layer to the experience for me.

@MajkaSrajka 5 ай бұрын

If the time passed out quicker then it could have made some more sense, but that entire stream was from 1945 to 1947, and unless they use the "just after the war" plot point for the lost husband or whoever dissapeared, it will be all for nothing lol

@Bikonito 5 ай бұрын

if this normal ass font is unreadable you should probably make an eye doctor appointment

@BurstVessels 5 ай бұрын

You wouldn't guess it from a game about chocolate but it really is a "Constant Conflict" game. It opens up talking the generations of family squabbles, competition, that the company has withstood, then we get the line "For most people WWII is over. But not for me" 💀

@TrashGoblin824 5 ай бұрын

@@BurstVesselsI was reading that dialogue about the missing husband and shit and all I could think was "Isn't this game supposed to be about chocolate?"

@unwanted_zombie 5 ай бұрын

Don't ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or Silly Zonka Wonka what he did in Poland between 1939 and 1944.

@duncangreywater 4 ай бұрын

funniest shit I've read all day

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

@@duncangreywater lol omg I'm dying LOOOOOL

@ketsuakagi5646 5 ай бұрын

I don’t know why they included a casino in this chocolate making game but thank god they did

@allthenamesiwantedweretaken 5 ай бұрын

It’s like it was a game *designed* for Mr. Green.

@IAmCaligvla 5 ай бұрын

And the guy that cuts a deal to get you in the casino looks just like Jerma. Coincidence? I think not.

@Thundershrooms 5 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@OrdinaryPenguin4499 5 ай бұрын

@@Thundershrooms1:37:29

@Thundershrooms 5 ай бұрын

@@OrdinaryPenguin4499thankya kindly

@eamonbusse9981 5 ай бұрын

Having apartheid South Africa as a location in your chocolate game is wild lmao

@KitKat_293 5 ай бұрын

they're making jerma do crimes against humanity for the silly chocolate game 😭 i don't know if it's funny or sad or a profound statement about the reality of the last several centuries of european history and culture being tied to all sorts of depraved stuff

@idrk3707 5 ай бұрын

@@KitKat_293nah white people just did apartheid thats all it is

@user-cu6ij1ui4i 5 ай бұрын

@@KitKat_293 ?

@user-cu6ij1ui4i 5 ай бұрын

This is pre-apartheid south africa

@StationaryGamingReal 5 ай бұрын

300th like

@justdirt 5 ай бұрын

Jerma: too cheap to buy more than 50 of an ingredient he needs Also Jerma: Spends 80k on beans he will use once

@PointsofData 5 ай бұрын

Limes

@nivagnivagson308 5 ай бұрын

im high as fuck but i know emcompolate isn’t a word

@connorbrown2194 3 ай бұрын

i think he was trying to say encompassed 😭

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

im sober as shit but i don't know if encompolate is a word

@jeremytitus9519 5 ай бұрын

He built the chocolate industry from the ground up, just so he could watch it burn. Children, I hope you’re all taking notes.

@judtt 5 ай бұрын

Jermology class in 2100

@tomd96 5 ай бұрын

"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns."

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

This is like something you'd hear in business class and the teacher would completely gloss over the fact that they were the heir of the CEO of a successful chocolate business who gave them hundreds of sacks of ingredients, a list of contacts who are professionals in the industry that are happy to work for free, and all the facilities and equipment set up ready to make crates of chocolate from the get-go The teacher, I mean.

@vincenttorrijos9680 5 ай бұрын

Absurdly op gambling, weirdly complex plot that doesnt match the game at all, the actual main gameplay being an absurd contraption that would be better suited for a modern mobile game, this really is the perfect Jerma game

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

This is just how jerma imagines the world works

@Bobba_raekus 5 ай бұрын

In these kind of games, it's good to name your character "You bastard" for the NPC interactions.

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

I love the subplot of jerma's gambling addiction causing him to consistently neglect to pay back the coffee to the lady who did him a huge favour

@cattonkandi Ай бұрын

Have you not been to Cuba? Have you not met Cheena Famosa? Have you not made me my Cafe con Leche?

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

@@cattonkandi Oh my god I've been searching the video for ages trying to find that exact quote thank you

@hsrfest 5 ай бұрын

i like that jerma had to think of an american song when he saw july 4th and the first thing he thought of was the american dad theme

@hauntedsunsets 5 ай бұрын

I'm canadian so when he started doing that bit I initially thought that he was just absolutely butchering the star spangled banner because I don't know it well enough to be confident and it felt like the kind of thing jerma would manage to fuck up

@hsrfest 5 ай бұрын

@@hauntedsunsets LMAO

@AlleeCatBlues 5 ай бұрын

The Stars and Stripes Forever is an American patriotic marching song composed in 1896. It was not, in fact, written for American Dad. They just used the first part of it for the theme because it's an upbeat march that has a connection to American patriotism and is in the public domain.

@hsrfest 5 ай бұрын

@@AlleeCatBlues i know the american dad theme when i hear it.

@hsrfest 4 ай бұрын

@@AlleeCatBlues also id argue it is the american dad theme. the march is usually played at a slower tempo than what the theme song is played at, and jerma played it at the faster tempo

@Chloe-android 5 ай бұрын

13:22 kills me because i think he just really wanted to do his little beatbox version of the stars and stripes forever

@RancorousSea 4 ай бұрын

theater kid Jerma

@VintageJunior 5 ай бұрын

"We're not in America. We're in, like.... we're not in America." Most geographically skilled American

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

He's the number one Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego fan. Not the show, just the theme song.

@statiksea 5 ай бұрын

His inability to process basic and very clear information is so fucking funny

@juiceyborger 5 ай бұрын

i love the simple pleasures in life, like watching jerma immediately go full-on mr. green the moment a game even remotely involves money

@zguy5441 4 ай бұрын

Or gambling

@orgdotedufilms7633 5 ай бұрын

The cuban clock cleaner sounds like a tf2 weapon

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

It would be a revolver for spy

@lamb6276 20 күн бұрын

@@JacobKinsley It does more damage if the target has their melee out but makes you take more damage from melee weapons did I cook

@JacobKinsley 10 күн бұрын

@@lamb6276 decent idea but I was thinking it would be a promo item for people who pre-order Chocolatier: 2046 and it would be a reskin based on what the main villain of that game uses

@jasper7439 5 ай бұрын

This kind of edit is exactly what Ive been dreaming someone would do, because so many edits cut out like 95% of the stream, but then the actual proper streams are way too long. This is the best of both worlds for sure :)

@paulservary5360 5 ай бұрын

It was so weird how they used brown water instead of some corn starch fluid for the Wonka Chocolate

@vonDumpy 5 ай бұрын

I just imagine it as YooHoo

@konjackonjac5201 5 ай бұрын

It was fine when I watched it as a kid, now it just looks like poop water.

@jeremytitus9519 5 ай бұрын

If it’s good enough for Austin Powers it’s good enough for you

@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X 5 ай бұрын

@@konjackonjac5201poop wine

@OdaSwifteye 5 ай бұрын

I wonder how much corn starch would have been used to make to turn melted chocolate and milk into a ganache? Sounds dangerous thinking about it. Augustus Gloop would have really had to eat his way out then.

@kymlander 5 ай бұрын

He goes from having an insane excess of ingredients to then not using any of the ones he had hundreds excess of. Classic.

@softchassis 5 ай бұрын

Velvety dark chocllate emcompolates a smooth creamy le

@FrostyFoxDrake 5 ай бұрын

Tart of The Moon

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

What you see when your coworker is writing on the onenote

@thecloudyskies 5 ай бұрын

this is one of the first jerma steams i ever watched, and i went insane when he bought the limes at the end, it was like a movie

@cait7470 5 ай бұрын

My mom played all the chocolatier games all the time when I was a kid, I recently got her the games again since she lost them when her old pc died. This was a total nostalgia trip.

@PointsofData 5 ай бұрын

Is the Victorian era one just as wild? Do they all have bonkers plots that have little to do with chocolate, actually? Do any of them have different mechanics? I have such pressing questions.

@KA-vs7nl 3 ай бұрын

What did she name her chocolates?

@applesaucemorton5443 3 ай бұрын

cute

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

THERE'S MORE?!? I'm intrigued what lore led up to this point

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

@@KA-vs7nl she probably named one after OP and it was like milk honey chocolate and it sold poorly because she forgot sugar but she didn't care and kept making it anyway

@Heyheyhey0475 5 ай бұрын

31:59 I like how he doesn’t have a grasp on what a propeller is

@etwahl 5 ай бұрын

it makes me cackle too much when he calls the cacao almonds and the sugar snowball

@PilotoBahia 5 ай бұрын

17:49 He literally invented NPC livestreams, what a chad

@MajkaSrajka 5 ай бұрын

lmao almond so good

@gabeitch9142 5 ай бұрын

@@MajkaSrajkai like them too

@JacobKinsley 7 күн бұрын

N O S N O W B A L L

@9Sadness9 5 ай бұрын

I laugh everytime he says Silly Zonka Wonka, it just sounds so dumb

@hecticscone 5 ай бұрын

23:59 uhhh, what's so expensive???

@YouGottaCarryThatWeight 5 ай бұрын

Given enough time and slot machines, even a group of chimpanzees would turn a profit. Jerma becoming a chocolate slot millionaire though? That’s a miracle

@PointsofData 5 ай бұрын

90% of gamblers quit before they win big kids

@Sh4dowFawx 3 ай бұрын

Never say chocolate slot again

@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel 2 ай бұрын

Say chocolate slot again. please.

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

@@Sh4dowFawx sorry. Chocolate hole*

@Ker-fuffle 5 ай бұрын

27:38 Big fan of the way Jerma perfectly described that Kylo Ren scene without meaning to do it

@cabwaylingo_ 5 ай бұрын

notice how he gets all excited when he sees the casino in havana this guy is a fucking gambling addict

@Reac2 5 ай бұрын

I know his chocolatier playthrough by heart, but it's been a while since I've rewatched it. Thank you

@1-1-5-2 5 ай бұрын

sick ass profile pic :)

@rei-ayanami-lover 5 ай бұрын

it's undoubtedly the best playthrough hes ever done

@Reac2 5 ай бұрын

@@1-1-5-2 I made it myself based on the Skeleton sprite from Inscryption, thank you!

@Reac2 5 ай бұрын

@@1-1-5-2 I thanked you like 10 days ago, but my comment was deleted or didnt post right back then. Anyways ,thanks again :D

@Hank.. 5 ай бұрын

"I still count on my fingers" first grader iq andy

@hyun6490 5 ай бұрын

i love how he was talking about the concept of muting a microphone like it’s a newly discovered feature

@brodyarmbar5332 5 ай бұрын

This game taking a lot of liberties with how you get these resources lol. Surprised there isn't an option to forcefully take the cacao at gunpoint

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

'what a beautiful day!' 'watch it! Don't think I'm onto you. Just for that I'm increasing the price of everything in my store by 20%, only for you!'

@Awwwusten 5 ай бұрын

As a chocolatier who just got off work I cannot thank you enough. Happens to be my all time favorite stream! Love you so much Skye❤

@aaroo9554 5 ай бұрын

Is firing the ingredients cannon fun?

@PointsofData 5 ай бұрын

How many limes do you guys have?

@gravel100 5 ай бұрын

what country did you go to!

@cdogthehedgehog6923 5 ай бұрын

Is the chocolate river communal or by appointment?

@RancorousSea 4 ай бұрын

Where were you in Germany during 1942?

@crowzzguts6051 5 ай бұрын

The way he explained a propeller hurt my brain "whirly thing on top of that hat"

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

Jerma is so small and lightweight he can use it to fly around

@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727 5 ай бұрын

Good of Rami Malek to appear in the thumbnail for this edit

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

Hahahahhaha I love making fun of celebrities because they will never read it and no one is hurt (I'm not being sarcastic BTW because reading it back it's hard to understand if I was)

@NoxTuk 5 ай бұрын

skye saves the day again. thank you for editing one of his best streams imo. :)

@DanteTorn 5 ай бұрын

Seconded. Skye4 and Cheltie are true heroes.

@jpm80 5 ай бұрын

ugh one of his best streams to rewatch

@kiralynshealy9581 4 ай бұрын

him saying war war two has me crying

@justdirt 5 ай бұрын

I am thoroughly unconvinced this is an accurate depiction of post ww2 Germany

@joechristmas8408 5 ай бұрын

that’s bc it takes place in Switzerland :)

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

Nuh uh it is

@koelkastridder3388 24 күн бұрын

It is actually extremely accurrate down to the fact that Silly Zonka Wonka was a famous and beloved chocolatier whose legacy got tarnished when he ended up in the Neurenberg trial 😢

@mythcat1273 3 ай бұрын

Jerma freaking out and dropping everything to yell at the reckless drivers is ultimate ADHD andy

@OdaSwifteye 5 ай бұрын

This is on my top ten list of all-time favorite Jerma streams. It's fun when Jerma enjoys the game. I think it makes the video more fun to watch.

@Malphas38th 5 ай бұрын

13:26 WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING 💀 WHY DID HE START DOING THAT

@toomanyfrogs5367 5 ай бұрын

Skye4 Upload *wiggles my toes*

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

*wiggles each toe individually like ponyo*

@c1nnamodoll 3 ай бұрын

we finally figured out who played the unknown. it was him

@arthurmorgan6783 4 ай бұрын

23:59 haha zenis

@LegalPhantom 3 ай бұрын

After the willy wonka experience thingy in Glasgow, this video is 1000% funnier.

@Drinklessbutdrunk 5 ай бұрын

The return of Mr GREEN was great to see

@DanteTorn 5 ай бұрын

Mr Green is my favorite Jerma character. It's just the right amount of unhinged, and involves Jerma's gambling interest which I always like watching even though gambling does nothing for me personally.

@NotThatGui 4 ай бұрын

I need part 2 so bad

@scatterbraindonor 5 ай бұрын

FINALLY THANK GOD!! I've been hoping you specifically would do a Choclatier comp ever since I found your Jerma stream edits. I still often go back to the Casino and Pizza Italiano ones. Thank you Skye! You rule!

@CaseyFoxiBoy 5 ай бұрын

One of the absolute best streams tysm Skye you’re the goat

@arlodurham2040 5 ай бұрын

Such a fun stream. Thank you Skye! You really do make the best edits. Your videos are 95% of how I watch Jerma.

@ahunter7563 5 ай бұрын

This stream was so underrated,glad to see an edit

@themisterslush 5 ай бұрын

omg ive wanted a long chocolatier edit for a while now lets goooooooo! ty skye!!

@sethappleton7628 5 ай бұрын

Love that Ahti the jannitor was there to teach us the basics of chocolate making.

@HalfLifer81 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for all the hard work with these edits, it's a real treat to watch old jerma streams and relive all those good moments.

@matthewm4016 5 ай бұрын

I've been wanting a good long edit of this stream for soo long. almost like a late Christmas gift, skye always delivers.

@IzzoSkizzy 5 ай бұрын

This was one of my favorite streams to watch highlights from. The fact you're long editing it will be fucking awesome. Thanks!

@sandoh9500 5 ай бұрын

Absolute my favorite stream of his. Can't wait for the second part

@dikerdodleplays 5 ай бұрын

I love this stream so much, thanks for the edit Skye :)

@AnzuCanon 5 ай бұрын

loved this stream thank you for the edit

@JacksonEzell 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for doing a long edit of his play through of this game. I loved these streams so much so thank you much

@ErodingErod 5 ай бұрын

I really love your long edits. They're amazing at including jerma and the game progression

@starseekers108 5 ай бұрын

oh i was sooooo excited to see this in my feed I love what I’ve seen of this stream ty for the edit 🫡

@fishmongered 5 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh, thank you so much for making this edit; I’m ecstatic, dawg

@plusonedex 5 ай бұрын

thank you so much for this edit!!!!!

@cragraven 5 ай бұрын

some of my favorite streams!! awesome to see this edit. thanks as always, skye!

@daggerpuppets 5 ай бұрын

I played the shit out of these game as a kid. Probably one of seven people who enjoyed the Chocolatier games. I remember getting frustrated with trying to unlock pralines or truffles, can’t remember which.

@laurasenzee3420 3 ай бұрын

same!!! I was so excited to see this video. chocolatier 2 was also a classic

@Sporkyyyy 5 ай бұрын

Oh nice I've been looking forward to this! Thank you so much Skye!! 💜

@willyhoo2946 5 ай бұрын

My favorite stream of all time by the best editor. Exciting.

@oweneastwood2223 5 ай бұрын

Just incredible how he forgets the name every time even as he reads it

@stick-em-up2904 5 ай бұрын

Lol I’m halfway through watching the vod as you uploaded this.

@dyspotme 5 ай бұрын

thank you for making these edits ❤

@carwash9333 5 ай бұрын

YES!! I used to watch the chocolatier vod to go to sleep every night for a couple weeks

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

I did that when I moved somewhere different for a bit and had trouble going to sleep normally, it really helps doesn't it?

@rainbowsnek 5 ай бұрын

i love that the very first thing he notices as soon he starts the game is, of course, a car

@bowlaris3839 Ай бұрын

Watching silly zonka wonka manifest was like watching Spider-Man design his suit

@NecoLumi 5 ай бұрын

Great stream edit once again!

@eddieconversi9295 5 ай бұрын

every time he says we’re gonna relax a little bit he fully lies

@bellakiki8 5 ай бұрын

one of my favourite forgotten game series I played as a kid and truly one of my favourite stream series now. thank you Mr. Zonka Wonka

@bigbeefscorcho 4 ай бұрын

This will be the ~third time I’ve enjoyed this stream, truly one of his best. Thanks Skye we love u!

@chippym8316 5 ай бұрын

I'm zumming

@DrihunGaming 3 ай бұрын

watching jerma figure out preschool match the X is really amazing

@dongholiothesecond3324 5 ай бұрын

These games were wild back in the microsoft game store days where you could play through some games all the way if you just never closed the games.

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

I've literally never heard of anyone doing this but now I think about it I don't know why I don't just start doing that

@SmolBloof 5 ай бұрын

We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. ( ͡o ω ͡o )

@jake9107 5 ай бұрын

Thank you Skye4 for the long edit of chocolatier played by Jerma985!!! youre epic as heck!!!

@samkimber6747 2 ай бұрын

Jerma accidentally using the recycler is funnier than not knowing it's there

@semantick 5 ай бұрын

His refusal to use the Recycle Hole is so 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬

@JacobKinsley 2 ай бұрын

Recycle hole is what the guys at the club call me

@fritzy8318 Ай бұрын

Chill out cringe lord

@hidoryy 5 ай бұрын

aww man I thought he replayed this, still, I love this stream so I'll watch it again

@_averylily 5 ай бұрын

OH HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE THIS STREAM HERE

@cardomajig24 4 ай бұрын

I think one day, i'm gonna skip meds, and make the cayenne coffee. Mix it in the honey while heating it on low to really get that color and spice dispersing. Will update once my allergies pass and see if I can find a nice dark roast with cacao in it.

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

You'll skip meds then suddenly wonder why you ever found jerma funny

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

Also how was it?

@nyla199 5 ай бұрын

i want Jerma to put his hand on my back and call me his "good son" and i want skye to call me a tall boy

@jeremytitus9519 5 ай бұрын

Jerma wanted it too, but his legal team _strongly_ advised him against creating another “Stayner situation”, whatever that is.

@NighttimeJuneau 5 ай бұрын

@@jeremytitus9519…can you check back with the legal team and ask them what they meant by that?

@PointsofData 5 ай бұрын

@@NighttimeJuneau I don't think the legal team advises themselves on further comment

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

@@NighttimeJuneau most of the people involved in that case mysteriously disappeared, so good luck finding anyone.

@SoloSunny 5 ай бұрын

I was just thinking about this stream and how I wanted to rewatch it!!

@pandar362 5 ай бұрын

This is my favorite Jerma stream!

@cthulusauce 5 ай бұрын

I actually played this game as a child on my potato laptop off Wild Tangent games launcher. Seeing Jerma play it is a visceral experience.

@_nbcake 5 ай бұрын

Thank you for the edit, got my first exam tomorrow and I haven't been able to fall asleep before 3 am

@DanteTorn 5 ай бұрын

Good luck my dude. May the eepy be with you.

@jeremytitus9519 5 ай бұрын

How’d it go, homie?

@_nbcake 5 ай бұрын

@@jeremytitus9519 I forgot to respond yesterday so thank you for that but it went pretty well! ^^ (Also I think I slept before 1:30 so I might be able to get my sleep schedule track)

@Sporkyyyy 5 ай бұрын

@@_nbcake Good luck!

@JacobKinsley Ай бұрын

Did you pass