A enderman holds water, talks about witchcraft, wants to kill god, and talks abouts the sixteen hundreds. Weird, very weird

I feel like Ranboo the entire time could be summed up as: "Yes, but actually no." He kept saying things and then immediately going against what he said.

After almost 3 year's this is still by far my favorite ranboo video

if you would have told me 2 years ago that this man created generation loss, one of the biggest horror streaming event ever and had amazing acting and even orchestrated a beautiful death scene i just. Wouldn't believe you this is not the same man

"Because I'm a little goblin" he said, standing at the short height of 6 feet & 6 inches.

"somebody moved my M&M's and now I'm going to start KILLING" Thats the most relatable sentence to ever exist

RANBOO BAKES A CAKE TWO COMES OUT TODAY 2 YEARS LATER

who else came here right after watching ranboo bakes a cake 2

"Have not one, not two, not three." "...." "We have three cans of frosting."

Ranboo: "Not one, not two, not three-" *Looks back where the frosting was* "We have three."

"it's half icing, half cake, and full abomination." this sentence perfectly describes humanity. how? i have no clue

“The next video is coming out next year. Just kidding.” So uh…

"A million people decided to press the same button, so now I’m making a cake that can kill god.” why is that sentence so powerful tho

“i’m a little goblin” is literally 6’6

Anyone else re watching this after the part two that just came out?

The fact he has a calm voice the whole video

Ranboo: "I'm a little goblin" Also Ranboo: *is 6'6*

"not one" "not two" "not three" "..." "we have three cans of frosting"

Rewatching this, preparing myself for Ranboo Bakes a Cake 2

Who else is here rewatching to watch how much Ranboo grew 🥹

"We have not ONE, not TWO, not THREE...." * realize that there is only 3 * "We have three "

"There is not one bad thing that is a powder......there is one bad thing that is a powder"

God damn. Over 2 years. This was the first ranboo video i watched, and now the rebrand is today. I'm so fucking proud of you king. It amazes me how far you've come since this. Came out (twice), eye revealed, got rid of the gloves, won mcc, made generation loss, and honestly theres so much more that youve done since then. We love you so much dude, and we are incredibly proud of you

Anyone else here right after ranboo bakes a cake 2

As a Wise man once said: “a million people pressed the same button so now I’m making a cake that can kill god” -Ranboo the art of baking

Imagine his parents seeing this. "Honey what is our son doing?" "I don't know but it's making mone- HOW THE HELL DID HE FIND THE M&MS?" "HE DID WHAT NOW?"

I'm binging all of the baking videos in preparation for tomorrow

"WHERE ARE THEY who moved them who moved my children? Somebody moved my M&M's and now im going to start killing" always gets me 😂

I feel like Ranboo was at the end of making the cake was like: "Start making it, had a mental breakdown half way into it.... von apetit!"

Everyone: Whisk Ranboo: The Stir Stick

It's so cool yet so strange to look back and see ranboo wearing their sunglasses

The rebrand was really cool! Ive decided to come back to watch all the old baking videos and its so cool to see how much they have grown and changed and im so excited for Ranboo baked a cake 2!!! Thank you Ranboo!!!

what I find amazing is Ranboo's family members tried hiding the m&ms in a bottom cabinet because they knew above the fridge wouldn't work with a 6'6 goblin

you know ranboo is losing it when he starts quoting spy kids.

Just came back from the ranbrand stream a while ago and I only wanted to say that I’m so proud from how much they’ve changed and grown, happy for you ran!

Rewatching this after the new one :)

Ranboo: "starts recording" Camera: Aight imma head out Audio: Aight imma head out Microphone: Aight imma head out

“Not one” “Not two” “Not three” *small wait* “THREE CANS OF FROSTING”

Ranboo: Witchcraft is probably everywhere, u know what, thats alright as long as they help us make tastier cakes Also Ranboo: This is not supposed to be a good cake, this is supposed to be a cake that can kill GOD

I'm currently baking a cake, and decided to follow this video for instructions- I DOESN'T LOOK POISONOUS, DW! Just remember to ADD the eggs... Edit: It was great- THANKS RANBOO, FOR YOUR AMAZING TUTORIAL! /hj

OKAY BUT HIS VOICE THO- EVERYTHING HE SAYS JUST SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING

“we have not one, not two, not three...” “three tubs of frosting” *CONFUSED NOISES*

Two years and this is still funny

Ah my favorite line 2:51 me and my friends say this line and a ton other lines from ranboo and we instantly know. 😂

"this is supposed to be a cake that can kill god" technoblade: *nervous sweating*

“There is not one bad thing that is a powder, ever.” ...... “There is one bad thing”

"im a little goblin" smiles in 6'6

i love the part where he goes like" not 1, not 2 ,not 3... WE have 3 icings". The most funniest thing i have ever heard in this video. LITERALLY

“Because I’m a little goblin.” Ranboo, that is an understatement, you are huge monster, you flipping 6’6” enderboy.

“Is this a good idea?” “Probably not.” “Do I care?” “No.”

"Y'know, don't run with scissors, except when ya do-" -Ranboo

yes my favorite cooking chanel

"Not one" "Not two" "Not three' "..." "We have 3 cans of frosting" his counting skills is immeasurable.

“We have our cake here, it looks, um-“ “-diseased.”

Part two comes out TODAYYYYYYY

Ranboo is the type of guy that when the teacher gives him homework and says name the shapes he will REALLY name them actual names instead of their correct names.

"I need to stop playing Minecraft" Everyone: NO

“Somebody moved my M&Ms and now I’m going to start killing” - Ranboo, 2021

How many people came here after watching part 2?

This ranboo guy is so cool, I sure do hope he doesn't get his head smashed in a black box in front of thousands of viewers soon 🥰🥰

My friend: Hey do you know Ranboo Me: Ranboo? Who’s that I only know....Mr StEaDy hAnDs

"I need to stop playing Minecraft" That hit harder than Mexican Dream.

“Some one moved my M&Ms! Now I’m going to start killing” 😂

Almost 3 years ago, and this video has 1 million likes. You go, King👌

"WHERE ARE THEY" "Who moved them" "Who moved my children" "Somebody moved" "My M&Ms" "And now im going to start" *"KILLING"* -Ranboo 2021-02-26

America be like: “fun fact, OIL”

"We have our tools like this..um....*Silence" -Ranboo

When I first watched this when it came out, I had only just started watching ranboo so I didn't know much about him and I also didn't know how old he was. I think because of his voice and how tall he is and the fact that we can't see his face, I just assumed he was in his twenties. So I was genuenly shocked when I realized how young ranboo actually is 😂

Ranboo: “Not one, Not two, Not three-“ *Realizes there is only 3* “We have three-“

Drugs: *exist* Ranboo: “there’s has not been a single bad thing that is a powder.” *oh wait-*

"Is this a good idea? Probably not. Do I care? No." - the subtext in literally everything Ranboo does

“Someone moved my candy and now I will start killing” … me and my anger issues

"There isn't a single bad thing that isn't a powder." Me: **flashbacks to Mexican Dream**

One of the funniest things about Ranboo is that his voice is so expressive that he does not really need facial expressions.

I shall forever call a whisk a stir stick/stirry boy also that powder joke twas funny "WHere are they, who moved them, who moved my children. Somebody moved my m&ms and now im going to start KILLING" yes, very relatable. you move my snacks and you die also "Is this a good idea, probly not. Do i care, no" is my motto for life now

lol. "not one, not two, not three..... we have three things of iceing"

He's played too mych minecraft to the point he doesn't know what a whisk is

Am I the only one that liked when he said “Don’t run with scissors... except when you do” idk why I liked that so much but I did

"ya know dont run with scissors except for when you do" had me dying

Ranboo is the type of character who is cool but socially isolates himself even though he’s cool

Are we not going to talk about how Ranboo’s family had to actually hide the m’m’s from him?

I love this video sm Probably also cause it came out on my birthday-

DUDE I STILL WATCH THIS AND IT BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY DUDE I LOVE IT

"We have one, not two, not THREE," **pause** "We have THREE cans of frosting!" This man is comedy gold

Ranboo’s secretly a world class chef. He is Gordon Ramsey in disguise

Ranboo: There is not a single powder that is bad Me: coca-

I L O V E the "field of hopes and dreams" in the background. it fits perfectly

Me an actual chef: "Did he just quote Spy kids when he said 'God stays in heaven because he too is afraid of what he has created' ?"

“I’m a _little_ goblin!” How tall are the people in your house if your are _little_ Mr. 6’6 enderboi?

"There are no bad things that are a powder!" *Awkward pause* "Ok there is one bad thing that is a powd-"

This is so chaotic and I am here for it

No One : Ranboo : being a little gremlin when people hide M&M from him.

That’s cool and all, BUT YOU DIDNT TAKE A BITE. TAKE A BITE RANBOO. TAKE A BITE.

Gordon Ramsay Should hire him as a professional cheff

PART 2 IS CONFIRMED, ITS TAKING PLACE TOMORROW BE HYPED

“Don’t run with scissors unless you do.”-Ranboo

Nobody: Literally nobody: Ranboo: A small spoon, a medium spoon, and a biG spoon

Ranboo: "I completely forgot to preheat the oven" Me: you and i are gonna get along

Ranboo: theres nothing bad in in bags Me: ok cocain is good then

"but because im a little goblin" *Is literally the tallest member in the Dream SMP*