HoloLore: Baelz Genital Jousting Saga【HoloEN|JP|ID】

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Күн бұрын

Oui Oui P P to the MAX
For some reason May was the Month of PP rules and games for Hololive.
I have Grabbed every video i could find where they reacted to Bae's legendary Genital Jousting stream.
!!Disclaimer: MY JP TRANSLATIONS ARE poo💩 So please forgive me
Timestamps:
00:00 - Austin Powers Intro
03:15 - Bae Plays PP Game
07:30 - Wild Roberu appears
09:40 - Apology Roberu and Mane Chan
12:05 - Reaction from Pekora and Aki Rose
15:33 - Reaction from IRyS, Elira, and Vesper
17:05 - Reaction from Nene, Miko, and Roberu
19:56 - Reaction from A-Chan, Fauna, and Ollie
24:15 - Outlast Trials PP and Kiaras opinion
27:30 - Axel is TRAUMATIZED
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Пікірлер: 346

@karloexe Жыл бұрын

The intro is 100/10

@randomguypostanimeupdates6703 Жыл бұрын

Yeah the girls and boys are their a

@raveriazlex2492 Жыл бұрын

Austin Powers, truly one of a kind

@Jun88782 Жыл бұрын

*Y E S*

@sonibrahmana5814 Жыл бұрын

I thought you gonna score it 10 with three digit format. You know, like 010. But I guess that doesn't really work.

@artemsgameschannel727 Жыл бұрын

JOHNSON!

@smuglydepressed Жыл бұрын

Bae claiming to be mature yet refusing to call them anything but "PP" because she's, in fact, not mature, is one of the funniest things about this stream imo.

@frederikbuttenschn7562 Жыл бұрын

''What's the medical word for a PP?'' - A 12-year old rat.

@Finsternis.. Жыл бұрын

But she called John a Dick.

@theoneandonlymsg991 2 ай бұрын

She truly is the eternal 12 year old.

@KanuckStreams Жыл бұрын

Ollie: "I wanna play the penis game!" M-chan: "..." *squirts with water bottle*

@RanivusCh Жыл бұрын

No ollie... no... *psh psh psh*

@metal-gods 9 ай бұрын

Are you sure it was a water bottle? M-Chan could be a unicorn?

@ShadiC636 5 күн бұрын

“We’re too SEISO for this game” - Bae while playing VA-11 Hall-A (1 year prior to this).

@giornogiovanna9398 Жыл бұрын

and thus, she cements her position as a true lord of Chaos

@jessepeterson6694 Жыл бұрын

Bow down and give your life to chaos.

@SudsyMedusa53 Жыл бұрын

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK! ABANDON REASON! KNOW ONLY CHAOS!

@yudapyu9835 10 ай бұрын

Ha. Cement.

@jessepeterson6694 10 ай бұрын

@@SudsyMedusa53 Amen, brother. 🙏

@aztecserpent5525 Жыл бұрын

I love how this is now the thing Bae is most known for. She’s already had an entire year and a half but this is what did it. This is her legacy

@edwardvilla3228 Жыл бұрын

Oui oui PP did it first and better.

@ShadiC636 11 ай бұрын

Many became known for doing things that no one would dare to do. Like livestreaming a video game full of and all about squishy pingas.

@SoUnA92 3 ай бұрын

About that.

@dragb9284 2 ай бұрын

I throughly it was jdon my soul or constantly being divorced

@Mystic2760 24 күн бұрын

bruh I didnt even know this and I put "genital jousting" in the search bar, the first result in the autofill was _"genital jousting hakoz"_

@PresidentFunnyValentine Жыл бұрын

Bae: *nonchalantly playing PP game* Literally everyone: THEY ALLOWED THIS?! Holo management: WE ALLOWED THIS?! Yagoo: *literally shaking and crying*

@onedepressedgamerm6525 Жыл бұрын

His dream lies in ruins

@ashkirby8896 Жыл бұрын

😆🤣😂

@sulaymanmo Жыл бұрын

@@onedepressedgamerm6525This is like, the 25th nail in the coffin

@onenormalguythatbreathes7603 Жыл бұрын

@@sulaymanmothat's like way back During Coco

@sweetcoincidence4048 11 ай бұрын

@sulaymanmo We need more coffin because at this rate, there's not gonna be enough space for the nails.

@NeoMatrixYT Жыл бұрын

Hololive PR: “We are an idol agency! How are we going to explain this away?!?” Manager-San: “Australia?” Hololive PR: “Okayge”

@thejamesonthestreet Жыл бұрын

See, this type of content was what Coco hoped for Hololive after she graduated ...but I think even she would at least raised her eyebrow looking at this.

@trelos7431 Жыл бұрын

She would expect Hachhama or Marine or Matsuri to play it not Bae.

@dwdeedouble Жыл бұрын

The opening having Kronii saying "penis" is so clever

@randomguypostanimeupdates6703 Жыл бұрын

Yeah she's really2 clever for it a

@shinsenshogun900 Жыл бұрын

OPness

@TheZombieKing Жыл бұрын

Not using Risu for the "Nuts" part was a hard miss, though

@RanivusCh Жыл бұрын

@@TheZombieKing I was thinking about adding RISU saying nuts, Calli saying balls and Irys saying nice penis. But it didn't flow with the radar joke Might be a clip in itself 😮

@OhWaker Жыл бұрын

I kinda remember Kronii and IRyS saying penis in a stream so it fits

@emmanonn Жыл бұрын

This has the most brilliant opening to any clip I've ever seen to date Bravo

@RanivusCh Жыл бұрын

There can't be any other opening for a hololive clip involving a game thats all PP's It's this one and this one only (being sarcastic of course)

@chen-yumau1913 Жыл бұрын

Is that from a movie?

@steventonche1037 Жыл бұрын

@@chen-yumau1913yes. Austin Powers

@oozarusama 11 ай бұрын

THE difference between whether ollie could play it or not is obvious BAE has some care in vocabulary but OLLIE IS A PANDORA BOX therein lies the danger.

@selectivepontification8766 6 ай бұрын

Indonesia also has laws against pornography and such, so her streaming it could presumably get hololive into trouble with the government To put it in perspective how unreasonably prudish the government is, _sunbathing in a swimsuit_ is illegal, there's no way Ollie would get away with streaming a game depicting flaccid PPs

@CharlieHoang97 Жыл бұрын

I remember Gura talking about spamming management with request for game permission. Probably why that got through lmao. She Shock and Awe them, so Bae could PP

@RanivusCh Жыл бұрын

The LONG con! If you know what stream gura said this I'll make a glorious short of it😁

@yamiRic Жыл бұрын

There was an old tweet from Matsuri about the game. From 2020 I think so they already have permission from back then.

@nerintendo Жыл бұрын

I don’t know if anyone else has spoken about this but the “whatever happens… night” line is that she actually says “何があっても…よろ” よろbeing a shortened form of よろしくお願いします (I’ll be in your care) She means that no matter what happens, she counts on that person to be on her side and clean up any mess that may result from her actions

@justsomerandomdegenerate7868 Жыл бұрын

Ah yes the "seiso" idol group, also i love that after this stream everyone was confused on how bae was allowed to play this lmao

@mr.nickols1293 Жыл бұрын

Idk why but Bae getting bullied for being small even as a PP is so on brand lol.

@crushingon Жыл бұрын

Austin Powers has aged well. Funny how a caricature of the 60's overlaps with zoomer humor.

@JE.M07 Жыл бұрын

I feel that Yagoo was so out of hope he just said ok anyways

@KaitoTheRamenBandit Жыл бұрын

I like how the thumbnail contains mostly Hololive members and then there's a wild Elira right there.

@jaylopez6450 Жыл бұрын

video should be labeled as [HoloEN | JP | ID... + Elira]

@Wolfoso Жыл бұрын

You'd think that a country with candy penises and people carrying them around the streets in their festivals (Kanamara Matsuri) would be less restrictive in granting permissions to play a juvenile humor game.

@GrimDinosaur Жыл бұрын

Blame youtube

@HudaefCares Жыл бұрын

Just saying, zoophilia is not illegal in certain places in America. Doesn't mean most Americans are okay with it. That's probably the logic at work here. I'm not American, but I watched a youtube video where that was mentioned and it blew my mind. My country probably has a similar stupidity.

@hidingunderyourskin Жыл бұрын

From an international business standpoint, it makes sense to ban it.

@qct101 Жыл бұрын

Japan has a very weird limit when it comes to genitals. I vaguely remember a controversy where an artist was arrested for a vagina shaped boat.

@Mukyoukai Жыл бұрын

It's like one city; even Japan isn't as uniform as it thinks The average American doesn't know that there are over 100 nude beaches scattered throughout the country and it's not only a European thing

@yodawgzgaming4416 Жыл бұрын

The character choices for that intro were perfect

@Yenrei Жыл бұрын

The dawn of the PP Perms Arc. Every game from here on will feel the tremors of this stream.

@siegesquirrel42 11 ай бұрын

Let this be a lesson to any prospective VTuber company managers. Just because Devolver Digital will give you blanket perms for their entire library, doesn't mean you shouldn't first make sure you know what's actually _in_ Devolver Digital's library.

@TheWhanos 2 ай бұрын

thank you free lives they also made gorn

@heardofrvb Ай бұрын

@@TheWhanosAnd Broforce.

@TheWhanos Ай бұрын

@@heardofrvb and terra nil

@googolplexbyte Жыл бұрын

The online multipeen mode needs to happen, I want a Hololive Genital Jousting Tournament 😂

@theoverlordbear Жыл бұрын

Or at the very least, a Sausage Legend tournament.

@HuAmI0IAmHu Жыл бұрын

Hololive Sausage Legend Tournament is on Subaru's channel. Hosted 3 weeks ago.

@liyuscool321 Жыл бұрын

what a beautiful opening, nice job

@MrMultiB Жыл бұрын

The intro might be one of the best I've ever seen. This stream is forever written into the history of vtubers.

@roxrequiem2935 Жыл бұрын

Initially I thought chaos was tame because mumei exists but this has just solidified her position as Chaos Incarnate.

@ZeroHero3d Жыл бұрын

Honestly, the fact it was Bae, our perpetually 12-year-old rat, who broke new ground with this stream is what makes it so fascinating.

@ferminurzainqui6845 Жыл бұрын

This is one top tier documentary on the events unfolded by Bae's Jousting stream

@Kurobu64 Жыл бұрын

2:44 she saying small phrase of Yoroshiku... meaning in full "No matter what happens, I leave it to you"

@edwardi8854 Жыл бұрын

Oh I thought she just say "whatever happen...good night" because she feel hopeless about bae doing the stream

@KanuckStreams Жыл бұрын

@@edwardi8854 I mean... both were equally possible at the time.

@XJ076A Жыл бұрын

I couldn't help but think it was more "yolo" when I heard it. Hard to tell but honestly it works either or lol

@floofiekun1875 Жыл бұрын

Ollie: Let me play! Management: Oh god no we can't let Ollie play this!

@TheGreatLuigi592 Жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, HoloID is banned from playing this game tho

@BaconNuke 7 ай бұрын

@@TheGreatLuigi592 Why are they banned from playing it?

@Smoked_Pancakes 6 ай бұрын

@@BaconNuke Indonesian law bans any pornographic media. The biggest problem is that it's so vague that nobody knows where it draws the line. It's also why they cant remove their tshirt over their swimsuit outfit whenever they use it in their individual channels.

@BaconNuke 6 ай бұрын

@@Smoked_Pancakes Oh it the country laws.. thought for some reason it was Hololive ID management being weird

@RejectHumanityReturn2Monke 5 ай бұрын

@@BaconNuke People forget that Indonesia is the world's biggest Islamic country so ID vtubers (operating in Indonesia) have the most tiptoeing to do.

@Tarodenaro Жыл бұрын

It was Fuyo who play this 1/2 a year before, and then TMSK did this after Axel as well; such an awe-inspiring game for vtubers. You may not like it, but this is what peak Idol culture looks like.

@stacyimagination3936 Жыл бұрын

Damn Fuyo was playing it first?

@hat4438 Жыл бұрын

@@stacyimagination3936Yep, it was literally her first week after her debut because I remember seeing the schedule and going “HOW??”

@hellpupash Жыл бұрын

A-Chan being a drill instructor is so funny😂

@terriblyterrified8742 Жыл бұрын

she's training the new hololive members

@WillieG-jh6jz Жыл бұрын

Out of everyone CRAZY enough to dare to play the game, I’d say hachama is the one who will probably do it from JP LOL Please come back soon hachama 😢

@raylenn4444 Жыл бұрын

To be fair..... she's spent a while in Australia.....who so far has the only 2 hololive members who played PP jousting

@ergheis1298 5 ай бұрын

You were right

@ninfoxshinobu 5 ай бұрын

Amazing how you were able to predict this. 😂

@vgc_ivan8391 Жыл бұрын

God i still love that austin powers bit

@Zarion07 Жыл бұрын

True embodiment of chaos, ladies and gentlemen!

@ledieumort Жыл бұрын

That intro "chef kiss" video well done, now some context of a couple of things: - Ollie and every ID member can't play the game because of a cultural matter, nothing more nothing less - The thing with Outlast Trials is because of KZfaq weird way to judge things, so better be safe than be sorry

@Rubyfir3 6 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, elsewhere, a mecha pilot got a couple eroges greenlit some time after the incident. Bae would not be alone in the "how'd you get the perms" camp. 😅

@TheMTwinny 11 ай бұрын

Thank you Devolver Digital for giving Bae her most iconic Hololive moment yet.

@dfdedsdcd Жыл бұрын

The amount of actors I know the name of in that Austin Powers bit always surprises me.

@lokiasgard Жыл бұрын

All hail the Queen of the PPs

@randomguypostanimeupdates6703 Жыл бұрын

I agreed this girl is too powerful to us a

@harith0silver751 Жыл бұрын

welp before this stream i always said that bae isn't the chaos she claim to be irys is more a chaos before this stream... but now she's hololive meme 😂 and pretty much reclaim her chaos title i don't think anyone can beat this stream

@iScreamKun Жыл бұрын

"I know what he did... John was a dick... " No sht 😂

@Outlaw7263 Жыл бұрын

Yagoo: **guts theme intensifies**

@jessepeterson6694 Жыл бұрын

Who knew there were so many in Hololive that took notice of this. Yep, only Hololive, no one else from any other company. That thumbnail is a good representation. Elira: But i'm from.... (get hit with frying pan) AND VERY ACCURATE.

@JE.M07 Жыл бұрын

I didn't know Bae wasn't speedrunning the game, instead she's speedrunning her graduation😂

@Dragoon1809 Жыл бұрын

Behold! The game that could haunt Zentraya!

@FengLengshun Жыл бұрын

That Austin Powers took me back. I watched it as a kid and it was the best shit I have ever watched.

@bromeethere Жыл бұрын

i came for the clip, thoroughly impressed by the intro dang

@royraven2186 Жыл бұрын

Excellent job here. Its so great that the community can revisit this arc in its entirety in one video with hilarious edits. Huge ups on the work you put into this.

@hate6crew6death6roll Жыл бұрын

intro is 100% amazing and was a whole nostalgia trip for me, remembering each of the innuendos from heart

@claimmy2725 Жыл бұрын

Man what a missed opportunity to use Risu to say "nuts" in the intro.

@-Raylight Жыл бұрын

Perfect intro 5/7. Couldn't choose more perfect intro than Austin Powers xD 2:42 *"Whatever happens, yoro(shiku)"* Basically it's like paying respect, because Bae might get banned *o7*

@BIGFELLAH26 11 ай бұрын

The sad thing is that some “fans” of Hololive were genuinely furious with Bae for playing this. There was a comment from one of these “ fans” on a video about how Hololive have been banned from playing Outlast Trials and he sounded like he genuinely wanted to kill her. It’s these sick mfers who give the majority of fans, who are decent people just wanting to have fun and entertained, a very bad name. They are not wanted or needed. At least the responding comments to his unhinged rant destroyed him.

@seanlocke2228 Жыл бұрын

And then everyone was sad outlast was banned to play, including Miko and IRyS. Also, poor Axel at the end 😂 the duality of a guy playing the PP game.

@aerthreepwood8021 Жыл бұрын

They banned playing Trials?

@seanlocke2228 Жыл бұрын

@@aerthreepwood8021 yes cos realistic PPs apparently. Which is why everyone is baffled how Bae’s PP game is allowed and why Outlast trials isn’t.

@KuroeNezumi Жыл бұрын

@@seanlocke2228 i guess the line management wants to draw lies on "nude and realistic body parts in a setting that isn't comical".

@MotoroidARFC Жыл бұрын

@@seanlocke2228 was there self electrocution in Bae's game?

@KuroeNezumi Жыл бұрын

@@MotoroidARFC no, but there's very penis-shaped objects being cut (though for comedic effect, and also not implied self-harm).

@cucumbermainline 10 ай бұрын

Man this video is something that i just couldn't skip when it's in my feed or the recommendations. A must watch.

@swtiger Жыл бұрын

you are monster of HoloLive whole story clips just wow P.S. opening was best, LMAO

@RoarTheRapper Жыл бұрын

“I wasn’t laughing at the PP! I was getting ANGRY! I was getting angry they would show that on my screen!” 😂

@LuckyBird551 Жыл бұрын

Some of the aftermath is that vtubers of other agencies started playing the pp game. Like, Tomoshika of Voms project streamed the pp game!

@yagooatthegoat Жыл бұрын

Always appreciate your clips

@Yenrei Жыл бұрын

Whoa fam just so you know 11:28 Bae translated correctly. If a vtuber or streamer of any kind says "haishin" they 99.999 (repeating, of course)% mean 配信(はいしん), which literally translates to "delivery" or "broadcast" but everyone colloquially translates as "stream" You're one of the best clippers in the business imo so just know that 1) this isn't a dig at your translation quality and 2) I believe beyond all doubt your intentions are good. Just a "and if ya don't know, now ya know" sort of thing.

@RanivusCh Жыл бұрын

It's all good😁 I got my JPT from google university so I know there's going to be something wrong automatically. I appreciate your help 👍

@volbla Жыл бұрын

Time's up, let's do this. LEEROOOY-

@bug5654 Жыл бұрын

To this day I've no idea why Mr. Squeaks let Bae do this.

@digital045 Жыл бұрын

the intro is perfect, mother of

@ExeloMinish Жыл бұрын

Ah, the biggest member, Usada Peckera Anyway, great vid. It's just missing the Asakoyo coverage

@RanivusCh Жыл бұрын

I laughed really REALLY hard at this one 😂😂😂

@achmedycreedo Жыл бұрын

Lol, I love the way Nene saying ochi*thing* as a censor just like how they put it in Gintama every time the character said dicks.

@guiltyspark7308 Жыл бұрын

PLOT TWIST! She launched the PP rocket at Delirious and his army 😂

@dragonvich2007 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂the opening sequence was so hilarious!!! Why did that flow so well and setup for Bae’s blursed stream moment

@Laury2Seas Жыл бұрын

Axel's painful reaction at the end. TAT Kiara was right about it being more painful for the men. XD

@Charley-ju6yg Жыл бұрын

God I wish she had the heartrate monitor on for this

@dylives7667 Жыл бұрын

Now Holo EN management put the final nail in Yagoo's dream, by allowing this to happen.

@Balbaneth Жыл бұрын

Oh god bae is digging herself deeper into the rat hole by causing chaos in a seiso way

@louissanchez6864 11 ай бұрын

And to this day, the vod did survive. Legendary

@seanlocke2228 Жыл бұрын

I hope we get another HoloLore video soon? Preferably something more wholesome next time lol. Perhaps Ina’s hug collection story? It be interesting to see how many Hololive girls she’s hugged from when she started to now and you’re like ticking them off as you go.

@infernohomura2941 Жыл бұрын

That opening clip is brilliant 😂

@DonTheKoala Жыл бұрын

this is one of the only streams I've caught live and I was so happy to

@ClownActual Жыл бұрын

The austin power intro is 👑👑👑👑

@TheGreatSammyJack 11 ай бұрын

I've come back for the intro like 4 times now. Loved this stream.

@Techno-098 Жыл бұрын

Was playing the vid on .5 speed and the intro became funnier for me 😂

@himurogentoku7117 Жыл бұрын

You know it is too much when even Nenchi says it is too much.

@fernandozavaletabustos205 Жыл бұрын

Awesome intro!

@TheWhanos 2 ай бұрын

"jack was a dick" i mean, they all are. that's the point

@TheWhanos 18 күн бұрын

I still think that's hilarious

@featherance Жыл бұрын

I just can't believe I can see someone playing this game on stream in 2023 lol And I got extra confused when I realized it's Bae's channel, damn it lol

@andrewkelley9405 Жыл бұрын

the intro is perfect.

@sampfrost Жыл бұрын

this is amazing

@Darkslicer17 Жыл бұрын

LMAO the intro was perfect

@erickthomas6133 Жыл бұрын

She isn’t even the last hololive member to play the game either lol.

@gerdanbombales Жыл бұрын

I love that Bae just playing the PP game made narratives about double standards and how KZfaq demonitization rules are inconsistent and flawed.

@HK-hz5jr 11 ай бұрын

The intro is gold😂😂😂

@josephgarcia5768 Жыл бұрын

The opening of this video belongs in a museum

@N8tiveWeeb Жыл бұрын

What an intro 😂😂😂💯

@xSiLeNt-_-Wo7Fx Жыл бұрын

Bae: I feel like im one of the Rats that could pull this off *Jump Forward in time* Flayon: Allow me to introduce myself now in the grandest way possible