I wish my name was Joan Laporta now

NAH I HEARD YOU 15:43🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

*Unc Michi you are the only person on this planet rn who can just yap for 19 minutes and be entertaining af at the same time, fuck the Messi ronaldo debate, your the goat bro*

Great video Michi! The speech you gave at 15:42 changed the way I look at the world of football

The problem I have with Zubimendi is that he has never shown any interest in Barca. I suspect that's why Xavi has finally given up on trying to sign him. Plus I really don't want Michi to have to take one for the team....

B. Silva is luxury signing to me. He should be signed after we get a CDM, LW and even a full-back.

15:41 LMFAO bro that came outta nowhere 😂

15:40 naaaaaaah ahhahahahhahhah my favourite moment on this channel so far. and also the reaction to Judes last minute Clasico winner a couple of weeks ago

15:42 bro is showing his true colors

Michi we look alike😮

If we don’t even TRY to sign a single player from Bayer Leverkusen this summer, we screwed up. Especially considering Madrid is the favorites to get Mbappe this summer.

Guys I personally sent an email to pep gaurdiola and asked what to get for Rodri, he agreed and we have a deal, Rodri to Barcelona, Fabrizo will confirm in the coming weeks

We all heard that michi 😂😂😂😂😂😂 it was funny ASF 😅😅😅😅😂

Both zubimendi and kimmich are technically gifted, while zubimendi is more technically gifted than kimmich, kimmich is five times more defensive. La Masia and our current players including fdj do not disappoint technically, we just need a defensive pivot profile that can also play a passing role and can be composed. The most suitable profiles for that are Rodri and rice (which well never get), but the most suitable realistic pivot option is defo kimmich, zubimendi is defensively weak.

Onana is the main reason why i don't trust Deco as sporting director. To me it shows a lack of understanding of barca despite him being a legend as a player

I missed the tier lists so much😭🙏

Love your videos and the new greater consistency

Can you make a tierlist of your favorite and most hated rival players? Would be really entertaining

Michi, this was a great idea for a video. A lot of rumors in the transfer mill. Unfortunately for Barca there aren’t many quality options for the positions we want filled. I really hope Barca don’t mess this summer up, especially if someone like Araujo needs to leave in order to fund it

I'd basically say NO to every one of these players except Zubimendi and Nico Williams who I'd put as priority. Leao I'd put at MAYBE because of his price tag

Michi to the Barca Paraolympics team. Here. We. Go.

My exactly tier list as well. Great vid

Michi is only youtuber that can yap for a hour and i dont get bored. Fun fact im not even a barca fan 😅😅

if guido joins barca, it would be on a free. he would also be brought in as a backup for the key pivot that xavi wants

I have been obsessed with Zubi since the 2020 Olympics. He reminds me of Pep. I absolutely agree with your priority tier, we would become such a better team just by adding those three very dynamic players, and they would have to start. By that point it would only be up to Xavi to get the team playing well.

Best ranker out there🔥🔥🍽️🌊🤤🤤🤤

Finally a tier list video from daddy michi

my glorious king has posted

You forgot to include Xavi Simons who is rumored to be loaned out to barca.

Signing Wirtz in the next years would be massive

This transfer window better be big I'm pretty excited to see how it's finna go next season should hopefully be better if Xavi gets his signings

Daddy Michi I love you and your content ❤❤❤

inspirational way to end my day seeing 15:42 and thinking u said my name 😩

Couldn’t agree more with ur Nico take. Nico is BALLER

We could try going for Joao neves at benfica. He’s incredible defensively solid and has fantastic awareness and distribution. He’s also only 19 and would have the Barca midfield set for the next 13 years

I wish michi would upload 2 videos a day, those yap sessions are like my drugs bruh😂

Michi is the only reason I wake up in the morning.

Should do tier list on who should leave this summer and stay

This is a random question but if we had luuk de jong as striker with messi still at the team do you think he'd be a better striker providing that he gets balls in the right areas (pause) or just had a better performing barca at the time

Zubimendi would rather move to the PL than play for another Spanish team. He’s made it pretty clear. Also getting rid of FDJ for another CDM is wild because FDJ is one of the most gifted midfielders on the ball at the moment. The smartest thing to do is pair up a CDM with FDJ whether that be Kimmich, Onana or someone else. Also Onana isn’t bad on the ball at all, y’all need to start watching more football instead of going based off what others say. All of our midfielders currently are amazing on the ball, but what they lack is that defensive contribution and aggression. Onana and FDJ in the midfield would compliment each other so well but of course Onanas price tag would prevent that.

15:43 i almost died drinking a cup of water but it was so worth it,the hardest I’ve laughed in a month

16:01 I can’t pretend that I didn’t hear that absolute filth… but for Rodri I would definitely do that too

I want silva, zubamendi, grimaldo, williams/ refael leo. That would be super dreamy summer. 🤤🤤🤤

What do you think of potentially signing Xavi Simons? There have been rumors recently. Dealing with PSG wouldn't be easy, but I think it'd be a great signing.

I love Nico and would love to see him at barca

Nico and lamine on the wings will be deadly💯🔥🔥🔥

Thoughts on greenwood balde swap deal rumours with united

Mats wieffer from feynoord is our best option as a DM

Video Idea: Ranking all Barca signings post Messis departure

What if we try gavi as a pivot. He’s very aggressive and won’t let the ball go. He’s extremely calm on the ball. Also when gavi plays more offensive… I love it don’t get me wrong but id rather have a winger. What do you think?

W tier list.

15:47 WHAT DID HE SAYYYY 😭😭

michi what if vítor roque doesn’t play because if he plays certain #of minutes we have to pay atlético paranaense?

I agree on the most but i dont think leao is that big of an upgrade from felix... I have one dream signing Marco verrati 😢 just give him a chance and sign him on loan for 25M or buy him his contract expires next season. Yes hes not the youngest but gundogan ist either verrati is so underrated if we get him ill suck laportas c...

Michi realy got carried away 4 a min its crazy no ones talking about it😂😂😂😂😂

Will there be a live stream for the Girona game tomorrow?

W list

mitoma as a left winger is a good option

Michi, u should watch barca news and catch up. rodriguez is gonna be free, kimmich 30m cause contract ending 2025, B.silva 50m release claus, williams 50m, etc...

I would too Michi

Barcelona academy is good but is so ass at transfor

Im not expecting any big signings this summer. The board will promise many things, but in the end we dont have enough funds for our own players.

Great video son.

15:42 u should've said "No Diddy" bcs its the new "pause" js

Banger of a video 📸

you forgot Xavi Simons Michi, what are your thoughts?

Idk how I feel about selling Dejong. Gavi and de Jong r a crazy combo

Can you talk about the rumors of Xavi Simons coming back for a loan deal?

Bernardo would rock that #10 jersey

You can get Bernardo for less than 50 mil cause of a release clause that activates this summer which sucks as a city fan

Day 4 of asking for a predicted / preferred line-up for barca next season

I think Zubimendi would be an amazing signing but if there were any other pivot who would you like to see at barca? and why? (Asking everyone)

You think Wirtz would be a good signing?

Thoughts on Aleix Garcia? We saw a lot a rumors about him a while back.

Zubimendi and Nico for thr summer? HELL YESSS

boutta hit 9k bro no way

I know its a hell of a gamble but I think we should bring back Ansu Fati. Give him one more chance. Hes a La Masia product and it would hurt to let him go without seeing him really succeed.

I can’t imagine us getting Zubi. Even tho I 100% with you. I also don’t think Zubimendi wants to come to us.

I think Simons has been linked as well

Amedou onana possible?

2 vids in 2 days, I must be dreaming

BROS BEEN USING THAT CAMILLE ROSE

15:43 so real

Bernardo is about to be 30!!!! We’re doing the same thing if we get him

with what money?

Luis Diaz dream left winger for us

your gonna do what to laporta?

Weren’t they looking to sign Xavi Simons?

why aren't barca interested in goreitzka

We need Luis Diaz !

we should promote marc bernal and slowly give him minutes

17:19 bro thinks he’s on the team 😭

We need big black mans in the team ☺️

Messi in his early 20's had 4 ballon d'ors lol

Finally some one talks with sense about Kimmich 😂

W Michi

Long hair michi?!

Could have included luis diaz

Barca need physical players Look at man city and real Madrid Their players are aggressive and physical. Even arsenal are copying that. Our obsession with technique yes but a well rounded player will be good mostly when we compete with these European giants.

Bro where is mitoma