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I feel like Tartaglia would be a bit of a better child, he was apparently pretty quiet until he fell into the abyss when he was 14

In Scara's defense, 'little' him seemed pretty cheerful and curious before the trauma got him

Razor coming home after being missing for an hour, tracking dirt in with leaves in his hair and slamming down a dead bird on your lap, and staring at you with those expectant eyes for praise of some kind. babysitting him would be like looking after a dog and a cat at the same time.

Canonically Ningguang would be perfect child since she was canonically responsible and poor as a kid.

kaeya and diluc really went from crybaby to ‘your daughter calls me daddy.’

I feel like Dori would be the kid to sell lemonade on the side of the road for like 20 bucks a glass

I think Zhongli would be well behaved. He probably had a coin collection and a pet rock lol.

Kaeya actually did get abandoned by his dad so he would just be sobbing and that would set off Diluc into thinking that and he would start crying too

Zhongli in his youth before he met Guizhong was canonically a meathead jock who loved fighting, so I would put him in menace child for trying to pick fights with the other kids.

I feel like Ayato would be absolutely perfect around ayaka so he can set a good example for her, but if she's not there he's an absolute freaking menace. and you'll ask him why he did x and he'll just smile at you. like idk why but i just imagine him flooding every sink and bathtub in the house and his parents are rich so you know there's like 6 sinks and 5 bathtubs. and they're all on with the drain plugged. why ayato? and like his parents get back and they're like "oh did the pipes mess up again?" and you're confused and ayato's just like "yes" and you realize that he's got everyone wrapped around his finger

I like to imagine baby Zhongli hasn’t even learned how to take human form yet just sit him on a warm rock get the sun lamp going he’s content.

Ok, but as someone who babysits, babysitting 8-10 year old Jean and 4-6 year old Barbara sounds like a dream babysitting job ❤

Funny thing about Ganyu is Cloud Retainer tells us Ganyu used to be a very chubby kid and was very possessive, constantly wanting someone to caress her horns lol She probably wouldn't be responsible or quiet at all

Imagine you're babysitting kaeya and diluc and they just show up crying because they want crepus to come back

Seeing scaramouch in the thumbnail has made me instantly scared/excited for whatever wacky headcanons you've come up for him hahaha especially with his mommy issues

There is something genuinely sad about a young Bennett crying for his mom since I think his mother is canonically dead and he was raised by the adventurer's guild.

I mean Childe was apparetnly pretty shy and timid pre abyss so I would put him in the pretty good kid category. We could just spend time ice fishing or ice skating lol

I feel like scaramouche would cry for his mom BECAUSE I think he has like a hat like he has now, but the little long tassels would make him trip but he doesn’t wanna take it off bc he made it with his mom😭😭🥹

Yae, herself, was unnerved by Ayato even as a child. You're gut feeling wasn't wrong 🤣

I get the feeling that if Zhongli you have two option: Either he was the type of child that learnt to read when they were two and he'd spent the entire time reading and telling you random things he learnt while reading all types of wacky fact books that he's read a million times and remembers everything. OR We can go with what we know about young Morax in which case you'd have a... memorable night.

Tighnari would be a sassy child tbh he wouldn't cry he would roast u in all aspects.

Ningguang was really poor when she was a child so she might be constantly trying to find a way to make money off you, like diving into the couch for coins

I like how you always headcanon Gorou as more emotional than what he is in game, it's cuter that way

I’d actually argue 5 year old Scaramouche would be a sweet kid remember he only became a menace after he was essentially abandoned by his mom betrayed by his bff and then experienced the death of the child whom he was taking care of

11:45 Our boy childe didn't join at that young of a age, if you are ranking from 5-10 years old then he would be an absolute sweetheart, here's a little lore fact.. At the age of 14 childe fell into the abyss where he lost himself, afterwards he was saved by someone (forgot their name). Soon after that he joined the fatui, which means he would definetly not be sent on a mission by the fatui to rob your house (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Considering kaeya was left in a different world when he was probably around ~7 to be a spy i feel like he would behave well

I think Yae would be under "cries, wants their mom back" in the Teyvet Handbook, Alice (Klee's mom) visited Inuzuma when MIko was a child and that it was easy to make her cry. For Zhongli, I pretty sure he's under the rowdy category.

I feel like hu tao would be the nicest kid to babysit but then she would just start being weird and like bringing up death. I would ask her what she wants to be when she grows up and she would say a funeral detector, that’s kinda creepy for a 7 year old.

As much as I love my boys, Chongyun would be an absolute angel but Xingqiu would be a menace to society and make Chongyun join in on his antics (or feed him spicy stuff while having the Anya face on as you deal with Chongyun). And with Layla, she's really sweet but due to her possibly having a type of DID, her other side would possibly cause problems as she's very energetic yet calm when it happens. (Yes, I'm a Layla main)

I feel like scara could also be in the cries a lot catagory. I dunno he probably cries about his mom and dead friends as he falls asleep lol

In Amber’s backstory, she was a bit of a menace, but she behaved well around people she respected. She also really wanted to be a knight when she grew up. In the 3.3 trailer, Faruzan was really good with puzzles, but she was also really arrogant. Also, Scaramouche is way too confusing 🥲

I feel like Eula was a really sweet child until the real world hit and her Maid left and everyone started shunning her

I feel like Layla has a secret chaotic side to her, and she would be an absolute menace if you lose track of her, but as soon as you or her parents find her, she puts up her shy, sleepy facade and tells a pretty good cover story in a shy voice that makes you feel a little guilty for being mad at her, but the chaos she got into can't go unpunished.

It depends. Are taking Scaramouche or Wanderer as a child? Or soft boy with a veil child? In the latter case, he'd probably be a crier. Also, Scaramouche as a child would burn the house with your wallet in it, and Wanderer would just be a menace. A high-grade menace, though. Maybe make a mess and blame you for it.

Yeah, where is Diluc's mom? Where's Kaeya's mom too? They're like nonexistent. Also Ningguang: Her backstory she isn't born rich. she worked herself up there! She's also really humble. Went from RAGS TO RICHES!

Wouldn't baby Venti be a wind spirit? I feel like he was a lot more timid as a spirit than how we see him now.

Kuki goes to her room saying she needs to do homework and finishes it in 5 minutes then escapes through a window so she can find he gang and make sure they are not stealing some child's candy.

Albedo would play witches and make "potions" by sticking things from outdoors into dishes to act as vials. I speak from experience.

I think Childe was a quiet and creepy kid till the age of 14. He doesn't really know how to communicate with others and there were times when he even stuttered. He is frightened that he will say something that is bad. Then the Abyss came and he was forced to harden himself, that place gave him power and confidence, and became the person he is now. And I think that was one of the reasons why he accepted the power from there, even if he caused chaos everywhere.

I love the fact that Scara will be on these videos moving forward, he is my favorite character and seeing him just makes me so happy!

Faruzan (Hatsune Miku ;)) is pretty sassy based off what we've seen of her for now, I would put her under quiet or creepy kid

Another tier list idea: what kind of D&D player would they be. Would they be the DM? Would they be the type to rules-lawyer? Would they be the roleplayer type that writes dozens of pages of backstory for their character, loves worldbuilding and likes to get in character? Would they be the murderhobo type that never roleplays and only wants to kill things? Would they be the player that just likes to have fun with everyone and have a good time at the table? Would they metagame, abuse mechanics and minmax the hell out of their character to be as strong as possible? Would they be the chuuni type that makes the character from their favorite anime? Would they be the obnoxious type of player that wants to be in the spotlight all the time?

I feel like babysitting Beidou would be risky since she seems like the type of kid to love adventures and you'd loose her in a shopping mall even though you looked away for two seconds 😂

17:42 starting off this video, I was 100% sure that you'd put Scaramouche in the last category, that boy would burn your house down with lightning, monologue for an hour then vanish Your baby genshin impressions are amazing 10/10😂

itto would be def a quiet child, he would shy nervous and would miss his granny

Fun fact, before Xiao became an adeptus, and before he even participated in any fights he was a gentle boy. But that changed when he turned into a killing machine. He’s not gentle anymore but at the least, he’s still caring, as he takes his bond with others seriously, which is why he grieves so much when he lost his brothers and sisters So baby Xiao would be one of the sweetest babies to babysit 👩‍🍼

Ningguang would be the quiet child, but mostly due to the fact that in lore she grew up in poverty for the most part, which makes that notion way more sad than it should be.

Imagine this for me, because i like it and you will too. You are babysitting Jean and Barbara, you get to the house and the parents are pretty rushed to leave, they tell you the very basics about the kids (name and age) then leave. Jean shows you around the house, gives you the wifi password because she knows that asking for it is awkward and just general things like that, tells you to call her if you need anything else and goes upstairs to do homework. Then you walk into the living room/lounge or whatever you want to call it and Barbara is sat on the sofa with a notebook writing down song lyrics, then you and Barbara start talking about music after noticing what she's doing and begin showing each other the songs you both like. I'm imagining Jean to be like 15 ish and Barbara to be 11/12

zhongli has very geology/archeology kid vibes to me, just in the backyard digging up dirt and collecting rocks also museum trips which he would drop rock fun facts^tm the whole time

I think the recent windblume festival they give off that vibe. I would actually put Yoimiya in the second tier, mostly because she already knows what happens when you set off fireworks in a horrible way. Her dad is almost deaf and probably got like drilled in how to be proper with fireworks. It also doesn't change the fact that all she does in game is be a therapist to a degree.

fischl would defitinely sit there and recite the entire my little pony lore if you let her head canon : zhongli has a collection of strange pets like rocks in his back yard 😃

"Osmantheus apple juice tastes the same as I remember"

I'd also feel like Xinyan would be that kid who'd figure out how to use a speaker and is an absolute menace with the speaker, balsting loud music at like 8 at night and you would have the police come to your door for a noise complaint and you could never actually blame it on her so you'd take the blame.😂

Scaramocuhe would be a pretty good kid and a bit rowdy imo. Before he went crazy, he was such a sweet boy.

Zhongli is the teen that emulates grandpa by sitting in his reclining couch

I’m just imagining zhongli, age 5, encounters a bully, since he’s literally 5, he doesn’t know how to control his powers that well so he accidentally splits the world in half.

Collei as a child would definitely be either crying for her mom or burning your house down

I feel like Zhongli as a child would be one of those kids who's a bit of a "curious parrot", where he's asking questions all the time (asking "Why is that?" would be a practically constant thing from him), and he proudly spouts all the things he's learned whenever he gets the chance, though his young mind isn't yet able to determine what information is and isn't accurate yet, so he sometimes parrots inaccurate things to people. He'd be a kid who's genuinely interested in learning, though he would absorb information so freely you'd have to spend a decent chunk of your time explaining and correcting inaccurate things he's heard. But he would be okay with this, because he just wants to learn more and more.

Okay hear me out, Zhongli would totally be a very VERY curious kid, the type who would always ask why are you doing this or that and even after getting an answer he would continue to ask things until your sanity is gone

I imagine Zhongli being quite rowdy as a kid. Nerf gun energy.

I think eula should go into 'pretty good, a bit rowdy' bc of her family. since she hates her family, I think she would be glad to get away from them. she would probably vent her little child problems to you, but then threaten you so you don't say anything to her parents. she might be a little fidgety/energetic bc she doesn't get to do that stuff normally. I haven't read all of her lore so this might be a bit off, but you get the idea. happy headcannoning!!

Aether and lumine would both be playing with nerf guns but lumine would get into a fight if it accidentally hits her face while aether would walks it off lol Also i feel like diona would be a pretty well behave child(especially if she opens up to you) if she knows she being babysat

Ningguang was a poor child. So she wouldn't be a rich sassy girl.

Missed opportunity not put scara in the “wants their mom back” category

Cyno would be like: DO yOu PlaY gEniUs InVocaTioN TcG oh no well then I don't want to be friends. or something like that

I don't know if you purposefully ignore known lore to focus more on their current personalities or you just don't know some details, like about Ganyu's childhood or Ningguang's or Tartaglia's... Or Scara.. it was said he was a most sensitive and soft kid :(

11:38 Tartaglia didn't have any violent tendencies until he fell into the abyss at 14. Once his family found him, they decided that they couldn't deal with his new attitude and sent him off to be a soldier in the Fatui. Then, he started rising the ranks really quickly and ended up being the youngest ever Fatui Harbinger (and as they're starting to get revealed more and more, I think he's the only one from Snezhnaya besides MAYBE Knave) I think he would be in "good but a bit rowdy" assuming that we're doing before age 14

i think klee would be pretty behaved, IM NOT BIASED HEAR ME OUT i put her in my teapot and she went "master jean told me to NOT blow up miss honorary night's house" shes probably scared of being grounded again "catching lizards, chasing frogs, drawing, there are so many fun things to do !!" she keeps herself entertained on her own too

That time Kazuha accidentally got drunk as a child 😂🥺💖

Imagine the osmanthus wine line in a kid’s voice 😂😂

Imagine babysitting all Genshin characters at the same time

13:06 I feel like xingqiu would be more of a menace or rowdy kid category.. even though he seems polite or quiet at first he'll def like play pranks on the babysitter behind their back bahaha (like how he teases his friends, chongyun especially)

Venti would be that kind of kid that’s a menace but also very sweet at the same time like he would make a bunch of messes but also try and fix them. I feel like he’s the kind of kid to be nervous to ask for help he would also be extremely clingy

IMHO Zhongli would be a perfect kid in my eye, or for any male babysitter for the matter. I feel like I can behave him, I just play my guitar, then Zhongli out of curiosity will ask when or how did I learn to play, and I explain to him in detail and he's just always nodding his head and is focused on the matter. He loves history, he'll mature early. He'll be a keen listener. He will learn to older people how to tell stories, it's how he honed his storytelling skills. Also Yoimiya will be on the good side of this, I feel like. There is a handicap in dealing with deaf parents, and she handled it very, very well, so she must have been taught properly as a child. She'll be a cross between Amber and Thoma as a kid imho.

I used to be quiet/creepy child. Most wouldn't label me as creepy unless they went and investigated how I'd play with my stuffed animals. Like that shit was fucked up, especially for a seven year old. No horror movie I've ever watched has compared to me playing with my cute teddy bears. I was an interesting child, even though everyone labelled me as the perfect responsible child. I was just kinda traumatized lmao

Tighnari would definetly a sassy child. he would be the type to say "your ugly but its okay."

If Diona spots a bottle of wine: you have until the parents come home. Good luck surviving: she has already found the knives, forks and *spoons*

You get that "they'd cry and be babies" vibes off of Diluc and Kaeya because they're both babygirl

layla would be a pretty nice kid when she's awake but when she turns into sleepwalking layla she would legit run all over the house and like speedrun chores daytime layla didn't finish :)

Personal kinda sad headcanon (under the assumption Kaeya already lived with the Ragnvindrs) 5 year old Diluc would cry and want his dad/Adelinde, but I feel like small Kaeya would probably cry and want Diluc. Like I feel like while he loves his dads (I feel like he did love his biologica father too) he probably has abandonment issues when it comes to adults. I feel like he'd be the type of kid to really be inseparable from his brother. Idk he just gives that vibe. I'm sad now.

Canonically, Ning and Beidou were both poor kids by the wharfs, Ning trying to make a living while Beidou pesters her

I thought hutao was gonna be a set your house on fire type but i was convinced with the playing with dead bugs and probably talks about ghost she had seen/talked to

Aloys entire character when she was a child was “cries a lot, and wants their mom”

Koomax: Bennet would want his mom back Bennet: doesn't even have a mom Poor boy would set the house on fire and run off with your wallet but all on accident lol

I 100% think Scaramouche would cry and want his mom (Ei) back lol

I would set the house on fire, fun fact I have set my parents car on fire before so I can confirm that I would be there..😀

Nahida: takes pictures of everything and everyone

Naw cause Im writing a childhood story with Diluc and Kaeya when they’re both 5-6 and I made them both absolute crybabies 😂. I just made Kaeya an anxious little baby and 🥺

Koomaxx you really do manage to make some of the most random but incredibly entertaining content

I feel like Lumine would totally have nerf gun battles and Aether would be the one to cry lol, weither she's the abyss twin or the traveler, same thing.

Can I please note that there are backstories: Jean: rebellious according to Jean herself. Kazuha: quiet and creepy but more in a "leave me alone" kinda way. There were 2 events where he talked about that age even. Barbara: Jean babysitted her and apperently she was very curious and a bit rowdy and would want to be left alone. Eula: well correct category... but she could apparently also be very obedient before the age of 7. Amber: very silent kid. She was impressed by Eula and wanted to become like her (and then not...) Keqing: curious and silent. Did not take active participation, but would look and observe (IIRC, might have been Ningguang) Diluc: very helpful, but not very obedient. He would help or ignore you, depending on whether you asked for it, or not. (based on the comics) Adeline likes to portray him like he is childish :p Itto was told to be silent and obedient at that age, see event. Xiao: He was super into hanging out with his friends, even before he became a yaksha. Zhongli said in an event, he was childish until he learnt how to fight. Xinyang: Was a crybaby. she found rock 'n' roll at age 13 (i think). See event. She was crying to *not* be with her parents... Yanfei: Madame Ping said she was very obedient, but not silent. Yae apparently was the "burn you house down, and ran with your wallet" In the earlier days she did not terrorize, but did not give a single f*** about others.. Zhongli was told to be *very* silent sometimes and other times he was told to be talkative. however, it is not clear whether he was a child in the 2 stories by the 2 people. Note: please correct me if I am wrong. I am pretty sure about most of them.

been eagerly anticipating this tier list since we all discussed it on your stream a while back hahaha

I feel like separately Diluc and Kaeya would cry but if they were together they’d be fine

hear me out diluc and keaya in the backyard playing wild west/ riding off into the sunset with their "horses" simplified: diluc and keaya as horse girls

Chongyun is absolutely the ADHD kid that needs to take his medicine and avoid sugary foods or he goes crazy. But if hes on his meds he's totally chill and just watches TV all day. (Speaking from experience)

I think Ayaka would would set the house on fire and ran off with your wallet😂

I feel like scaramouche wouldn’t have been a menace. In the Arcon Quests we find out he was actually kinda soft.

If we go by manga knowledge I feel like Collei would definitely "set your house on fire and run off with your money". she would NOT trust you one bit, she'd go totally apeshit if you happened to touch her for any reason, and we know for a fact that if she felt even remotely threatened she would literally stab you.

If xiao is not constantly suffering immense pain as a child then he would be the best child