"varg vikernes, marriage material, he was a good boy, you know" fucking stabbed me in laughter 23 times, straight through my body

Props to Bradley for leaving himself off the list. Such a handsome Chad would have screwed up the grading curve.

Early 90s Megadeth was just 4 gorgeous young men making some loud music while look hot af. It was glorious.

Chuck Schuldiner is unquestionably the hottest man in metal, period. And it's not because I'm a necrophiliac or anything.

Ozzy Osbourne was absolutely BREATHTAKING when he was young and he has aged well in my opinion.

Metal tier lists are nothing without MegaDave's hair. 😎

The minute you ranked Varg as marriage material, I knew the rest of this video would be awesome. 😂

"weathered unhinged european wizard" has got to be my favourite quote ever

I do not recognize any hot list that leaves out Corpsegrinder.

Chuck Schuldiner is marriage material of the highest quality.

I am very upset about the fact that HE LEFT OUT KIRK HAMMETT

Needs a part 2 definitely

I would say that Jerry Cantrell is easily marriage material

You should have put Hetfield in turn off the lights, but named the category "Hit the Lights"

Peter Steele got this well deserved place 😌

“felt a bit of toothpaste come up” bradley you’re not meant to be swallowing it 😭

The “ir-repairable damage to my search history” qualifier is what got me.

Ah yes, a follow up to the infamous rockstar hair tier list. Lets hope that the search history scarring was all worth it to put dave mustaine in marriage material😅😂

No homo. Prime Hetfield, Laiho, and Schuldiner are marriage material.

Putting Hetfield anywhere other than Marriage material is absolute madness

As a polish person, I love the fact that Nergal is considered a marriage material abroad, because in his own country, he's definitely not.

Halford and Mercury aren't here because they'd break the scales.

Steele is strong marriage material

Would marry Peter Steele and Alexi Laiho, but unfortunately they aren't with us anymore.. RIP 🖤

How dare you call me out so thoroughly with that James Hetfield row😭

Okay, but where the hell is Till Lindemann?

Wow you did Quorthon dirty, I cannot stand by quietly lol. There’s videos of him from back in the day and I think they firmly show he deserves his hot metal boy status. Oh and Dan Swano not being on this list should be a sin!

Chris Cornell circa 1991

Scandinavian Men Handsome, World In Shock

kirk hammet is not only the hottest metal dude but also aged the best

“he better out james in the marriage section” “daddy issues…”

Joey with mask is definitely smashable

Richard Kruspe from Rammstein demands vindication for being not on this list!

this needs part 2 because I think you forgot some of the hottest in their prime: 1) Kirk Hammett 2) Yngwie Malmsteen (not the fat Yng, but the prime young one, he looks like a beautiful vampire) 3) Jason Newstedd 4) Paul Gilbert (looks like Keanu Reeves on his prime) 5) Ritchie Kotzen - i dont know if he's metal.

First of all… Chuck is top tier in everything so I want a recount.

Still waiting for the beard tier list

“james hetfield up next” me: MARRIAGE! SMAS- “we’re gonna add a daddy issues row” me: oh…

Come on, where's peak Ville Valo? He actually killed a few different looks.

If Mike Patton were on this list, he'd have his own tier above S🥵

Most heterosexual metal enjoyer:

chuck's arms when hes playing live 🥵🥵🥵

I think Till and/or Richard from Rammstein should be on that list, too. Lots of thirst over them.

Bro James Hetfield should have his own ranking above marriage material

Corey Taylor, Matt tuck, Jamie Matthias, M Shadows, synyster Gates, Myles Kennedy, Tim Lambesis, Andy Biersack, Jonny Hawkins, Richard Z Kruspe, Matt heafy... Those are the ones i could think of you could do a part 2 with.

Honestly, it should have a greek god category with only Chuck Schuldiner and Peter Steele

did chuck so dirty😭 he was hot in the 80s

The omission of John Petrucci in the daddy issues category is glaring to say the least XD

bruh did Quorthon so dirty, he was marriage material before he passed with his facial hair and jawline mate

the james hetfield one was a personal attack

Peter Steele in his 30s was the hotest man EVER

Joe Duplantier and Chuck Schuldiner would be top tier/marriage material, along with Peter Steele (Type O), Bill Steer (Carcass), and Mark Jansen & Isaac Delahaye (Epica). Joey Jordison is kind of cute. Dave Mustaine and Varg are a no from me. Just my two cents.

Finally some metal eye candeeeeeh!! ETA: you're killing me man. Chuck Shuldiner was GORGEOUS

Alexi Laiho and Chuck Schuldiner were the prettiest Bois. R.I.P. you two pretty boys 😭

Kip Winger better be featured or I unsubscribe!

Chuck Schuldiner 🤩😍 James Hetfield (young) 🥵 Joe Duplantier 🥵 Mikael Åkerfeldt (that voice...❤️‍🔥)

And where are Till Lindemann and Richard Z Kruspe????

Sad at the fact that Kirk Hammett wasn't on the list, dude is gorgeously divine and aged damn well

Thank you bradley! as a woman i’m so satisfied with todays video

10:54 that just straight up caught me way off guard and i started scream laughing

Alexi Laiho in the years of "Are You Dead Yet" was hot af

Alexi and Joey were marriage material, RIP 😞

Alexi and Daniel are average, but Bruce Bruce is handsome?!! WTF??!! 😂😂😂

Axl Rose is not included but he’s gone south. He looks like Momma from Throw Momma from the Train.

Peter Steele Marriage material 100%🫶

The Ranking that Really Matters. Love the Categories he added.

Have Steele, Menza, Laiho and Schuldiner form a band of pretty boys in heaven lol

James Het aged like wine. I wouldn't take age out of the list

I was hoping to see Akerfeldt in there, missing a lot of guys actually

Alexi deserved better 😞

Lars Ulrich aged horribly

When I was young, back in the eighties, my religious mamaw took my Cream magazine with Nikki Sixx and Vince Neil on the cover, saying I was too young to be looking at girlie magazines....

I was honestly shocked when I found out that not everyone thinks black album-era James Hetfield is really hot. Do I have daddy issues?

Anyone else think that James Hetfield looks better older than he did when he was younger?

How Marty Friedman and Kirk Hammett weren't included, I will never know

0:20 You saying "Hot Metal Boys" is now one of my new favorite things, thanks Marty. Always a treat.

Even though they're not metal, Mike Starr form Alice in chains was on another level

I know he is not metal but Eddie Veder from Pearl jam makes my heart melt. I would simp for him any day

Dude I'm a dude and I have to tell u that Chuck was one of the top 5 hottest men in metal,ask any metal girl

in my hormonal teenage years i noticed a few that no one ever mentions: mortuus from marduk, hoest from taake when he wasn't bald, bill steer, and pat o'brien from cannibal corpse when he was younger, that hair was majestical. i have a whole list tbh

how chuck and quorthon is so down

It really comes down to your taste in men/women. I think Chuck Schuldiner would be at the top of my list. Chuck is also an animal lover, like me, and I have heard many good things about Chuck (and watched multiple interviews with Chuck, and I can see exactly what everyone is talking about), which makes me like him even more. He is handsome, in my eyes, and his personality makes him even more handsome. Joe Duplantier is also at the top of my list (By the way, Mario Duplantier is Joe's brother. He is the drummer of Gojira, for those of you who may not know that). He is handsome, and like Chuck, I have heard a lot about him, too. I also like his personality. Joe seems so humble (from all the interviews that I have watched). I also have to say that I love Chuck and Joe's eyes. Someone's personality can make one more attractive. I think Dead is good-looking from Mayhem. He is also an interesting and odd guy. Dead has a good taste in music, of course! Plus, Dead's birthday is close to mine. His birthday is January 16th. My birthday is January 21st. I also think a young Jeff Loomis is good-looking! He grew up in Wisconsin, like me! Peter Steele from Type O- Negative is also handsome, but he is not the best looking guy out there. He is a cat-lover, like me. I think Nick Menza is good-looking. Varg is good-looking, but his personality makes him less-attractive, plus, all the stuff he did makes him less-attractive, too. Bruce is good-looking, but that hair did not do him good. Cliff Burton is good-looking. My grandma agrees with me on Cliff Burton being handsome. A younger Warrel Dane is good-looking. Anyways, this is my list of who I think is handsome (It is not really in any particular order, except for Chuck Schuldiner, who is at the top of my list - The rest of them are not in any particular order).

Awesome. Waiting for part 2 so maybe you can include Synyster Gates, early Metallica Lars Ulrich, Matt Heafy, Jason Newsted, and early DT John Petrucci

Once upon a time all the metal girlies (me included) were in love with Tuomas from Nightwish. But anyway, Satyricon are the best looking band;)

James Hetfield is the most handsome out of all of these and more

Are we not counting Motley Crue as metal??? Nikki Sixx not being on this list is criminal.

Some suggestions; The rev Tosin abasi Tim Henson CORPSEGRINDER Jack Black Anyone from Alice in Chains Perhaps a 'Fivehead' category for joey Jordison types....

A very informative video thank you Bradley for this scientific masterpiece

ah hell nah bro put varg in s tier

Now this, THIS is the quality content I've been looking for!

Some notable omissions, Steve Vai, Marty Friedman, Dave Ellefson, Kiki Lureiro, John Petrucci, Kip Winger, Reb Beach, Paul Gilbert, David Coverdale…

judging men based on appearance, so funny! Cant wait for the women in metal version! Oh sorry I forgot... You cant judge women from their appearance in 2023, you will get cancelled.

Peter Steele needs an S+ tier.

Kirk hammett deserves his own category. i said what i said.

Quorthon deserves to be at the top of the list he was really handsome !

Ah yes, Joe Quim from Subutton.

Bruv.... you cannot listen to Love You to Death and not feel immediately compelled to walk into the woods to conjure Peter Steele from the grave. 💚🖤💚

Chris Broderick, Synyster Gates and Mikael Akerfeldt bruh. Top tier greek gods.

Watching the tier list template slowly descend into chaos killed me. 😂

i really don't get the hype around peter steele, all of his bodily features are way too strong it's kinda off-putting and creepy somehow, i once saw someone on tiktok call him a horse but in human skin and tbh that was a pretty good description. some metal dudes that were and still are very handsome are Mikael Åkerfeldt, Fenriz, Paul Landers, Waltteri Väyrynen and Niko Moilanen

Quorthon was like the most handsome man to walk on face of the earth and he ranks bottom ;-;??