Ranking Tour de France Bikes From Worst To Best

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@evanpar5447 2 күн бұрын

Unfortunately you guys have really bad taste

@clonzedshacozedplayer4064 2 күн бұрын

If only taste was subjective 😂

@holyjellyx7758 2 күн бұрын

Fr, it is like high school kids love a fully riced matt black banged civic.

@ekm3820 Күн бұрын

They really do😂

@kubackjeee Күн бұрын

Of course they do. Francis decided to cooperate with Jimmy 🤡 and Jimmy has an ugly wife. They both have bad taste

@user-bl6ny1hw5f Күн бұрын

Very basic taste

@malcomjohnson4580 2 күн бұрын

I personally disagree with almost all of these takes 😂

@jEsperesence 2 күн бұрын

Team Total Energie - Envie bike a 10/10??? What on earth you guys are on? Thanks Emily!!!!

@kautzz 2 күн бұрын

the enve logo looks like a tribal tattoo from the 90s 🤣 hideous!

@IcebergSpikes 2 күн бұрын

I am convinced that living in low-contrast Newcastle has caused your disdain for colours

@D4D22 2 күн бұрын

All white bike - boring. All black bike - 10/10. Makes total sense

@savagepro9060 8 сағат бұрын

Black IS beautiful

@spudzillav2 2 күн бұрын

Everything is boring but a black bike with white enve logos is 10/10. Makes sense 🤔

@IgorRapczewski 2 күн бұрын

This is rating of a paint jobs, not an actual bikes...

@dimsunny9725 2 күн бұрын

Exactly, these guys have absolutely zero taste - I currently ride 2 Cannondales & their entry this year looks like vomit, one of the worst. Lots of people will hate on this episode ...

@gloopann 2 күн бұрын

Probably because the bikes at this level are all 10/10 performance wise... All bikes have full carbon frames that are all super light and super aero, integrated carbon cockpits, carbon rims, tubeless tires, highest tier (so shimano dura ace and sram red) 12 spd electronic shifting, hydraulic disk brakes and fully integrated cables. Pretty much the only thing you CAN rate is color choices and how the bike looks visually overall. That being said, I disagree with most of their takes too

@escamunicha4276 2 күн бұрын

Well none of the bikes have tech advantages anymore. They just copy each other.

@GallardoFreak888 2 күн бұрын

The Willier with the blue and silver should’ve been the top if not one of the top. I vehemently go against all black bikes

@repiola174 2 күн бұрын

Hopefully the girl is there to make sense of all this nonsense. Black frame with logos 10/10... wtf

@vg3222 2 күн бұрын

you mean woman

@mmurmurjohnson2368 Күн бұрын

That Envee Melee looks like a witch's broomstick, no mas That DARE looks like a Sith lord, and I mean that in a good way

@nomadcarpenter8549 2 күн бұрын

What dont you like about the dare? The bike 😂

@gavlptvbk8665 2 күн бұрын

Most of the bikes would look better without the branding on the rims or with shallow rims and black walled tyres.

@Spin_stagrams Күн бұрын

I disagree with a lot of this - however - bianchi. What are they playing at? I’ve got 7 bianchis ranging from 2006-2020 including a rim brake Specialissima and a disc brake XR4 which are both stunning to look at. I shan’t be ‘upgrading’ to the latest ones.

@MarcinCebula Күн бұрын

Is it opposite day already?

@jacobjacobsen2798 2 күн бұрын

“It looks oldschool” To me it looks like a spaceship or a timemachine. 😂

@Nicool333 2 күн бұрын

These guys have no taste.

@ankittuli1746 Күн бұрын

I love that dare and propel and that factor even the look

@RealShkillz 2 күн бұрын

Can confirm the Enve Melee is a great bike. Recently picked one up for the reasons described in the video. Understated, classic design, nice and neat. Also like Francis I always looked at Enve and was interested but could never afford it. I'm now living out that dream, and it hasn't let me down yet! Great pick.

@shakrmaker Күн бұрын

Fitting the 2 lads in the video are wearing all black and white T-shirts with white text on them.

@sphong0610 2 күн бұрын

Ranking bikes or paint?

@Berserker26 4 сағат бұрын

The smartest one in the room was the mafia lady, she's got taste, the boys favorite bike is all black with a tramp stamp logo on the down tube and wheels?

@mattpeters7884 Күн бұрын

Your hate of specialized really comes out in this 😂😂

@Cycle.every.day. 2 күн бұрын

At least you haven't put 'roasting' in the title , then go on to do very little roasting.

@whahaha8989 21 сағат бұрын

THE BORA BIKE BORING? MAAAATE?! Did you even look at the bike? There's litterly nothing boring about it.

@Arthur-kl4uo 2 күн бұрын

EF Educations bike looks like a bike designed for the Vuelta, rather than the Tour, and why does it have an Emmentaler print on the front fork?

@robbieliu6584 Күн бұрын

now u know who sponsored this episode....

@donnieupchurch1115 2 күн бұрын

the bianchi bike won today 😹

@TheArimatheus Күн бұрын

No mention of Cavendish's custom Wilier? It's different than the rest of Astana team. Not that I LOVE it, but gotta be 10/10 since it's Cav and a one-off. And you should have compared with the team kit, see the "whole picture".

@taxi9554 18 сағат бұрын

Emily the only one with taste 😂😂😂

@erlendsteren9466 Күн бұрын

Jonas Abrahamsen, the beauty on the beast!

@nigelchristmas9718 Күн бұрын

Love you guys and great taste, come down to Norfolk and try out my Melee 😂. Yes it's expensive and yes it's very understated top bike.

@jasonwright5997 2 күн бұрын

White bar tape is always the right answer…

@gloopann 2 күн бұрын

if you want to get brown bar tape a few month later, definitely

@kokonanana1 2 күн бұрын

@@gloopannEasy to wash. Put on cycling gloves. Dip hand with glove into soapy water. Grab the bars and scrub with a circular motion.

@amishrider 2 күн бұрын

You guys made an absolute hash of that 😂😂 but it was very entertaining. Thank god for Mafia Emily. The Wilier is a work of art, my fave since last year, 10/10. Sir Cav's unique TdF wilier is nice too. Jimmy, get yourself on a Trek. Between us my dad and I have owned Ribble, Specialized, Focus and Cannondale but we both favour our Trek Emondas. (2019 and 2022)

@a.sarmiento5116 2 күн бұрын

They are not just color blind, they are also old school lovers!

@Chiller11 2 күн бұрын

Ridiculous rating. Cervelo 8/10. Envie? boring. My fav is the Blue Pinarello Dogma.

@DP-PhD 2 күн бұрын

You got the colour scheme wrong for the Cofidis LOOK, it’s satin white, and no way near as nice as the team black scheme! A Bianchi in Celeste, sounds perfect, but totally agree that one is an absolute minger, and Francis, yep the Dare - ugly! Summary, overall Emily aka ‘mafia judge’ has the best taste in bikes :)

@mattdavis855 Күн бұрын

The Enve bike is so sick and people in the comments have no idea what the fuck they're talking about

@danielakerman8241 Күн бұрын

You guys are OFF YOUR NUT if you rate that Enve higher than the Willier. And you rate the Enve a 10 and a virtually identical Look an 8? Absolutely out of your gourds.

@danielakerman8241 Күн бұрын

1) Astana Willier 2) Trek Madone 3) EF Cannondale

@MrNeznanec Күн бұрын

The title should be ranking paint jobs on TDF team bikes...😒😒

@calebkay7663 Күн бұрын

Hey how come the Orbea doesn’t get a plagiarism penalty

@danielakerman8241 Күн бұрын

Because they only plagiarized themselves lol

@murranz Күн бұрын

Mondrian not mondrial

@RustyCardboard 2 күн бұрын

you should make your review as objective as possible not just base it mostly on color/paint job

@erin7995 Күн бұрын

wtf r these people smoking??? there ratings suck and the envee was the worst one

@davidmartin305 Күн бұрын

Proves you guys are tasteless, and your insight into bikes and cycling is based on paint jobs because that's the limit of your knowledge. 😂😂😂

@evanshaw17 Күн бұрын

Former pro. You know very very little.

@standardtuning4guitars423 13 сағат бұрын

if someone wanted to give me one for free i wouldnt complain about which bike.

@TheCyclingCardio 2 күн бұрын

I’ll give the Bora 10/10 just for the massive Red Bull cool factor 🙏🏼

@scotts6067 2 күн бұрын

The Dare is a TT bike with drop bars. Yuck. The Envy looks like boring ass.

@TheBlaisepascal 4 сағат бұрын

You make absolutelly no sense at all 😆

@dcrxz8717 14 сағат бұрын

Wanted to see all the TDF bikes reviewed but I cant stand how this guy with no hair talks. Is that ego?

@supercoder7 Күн бұрын

Wait so Enve and Dare bikes look very similar from the side profile. Maybe bias against dare because it's Taiwanese and affordable and enve is American and unaffordable?

@junpeng4784 Күн бұрын

facepalming the whole video 🤦

@mateuszQRDL Күн бұрын

Terrible, monstrous taste!!

@_cpdchua 2 күн бұрын

Emily: "What is it that you don't like about it?" (Dare VA) Francies: .... "The bike" LMAO Also Colnago made a limited edition TDF paint job for the C68 that looks absolutely wicked, but how they did manage to put a awful paint in job in the V4 RS???

@nomadcarpenter8549 2 күн бұрын

Im not a fan of the madone (emonda with an asshole)

@alvarochan1829 2 күн бұрын

Keep talking about the riders, you guys have terrible taste.

@musclelessfitness2045 Күн бұрын

What a horrible ranking system. You guys are so subjective and biased. I personally thought the Bianchi that won the first TDF stage looks great. The Kazakstanan bike has the best paint job. It should be top3 Your taste for Enve and EF bikes is so biased. They're not even top5 to me.