Why Did You Send THIS To Me?!?

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Schlatt opens 3 year old packages from his PO Box. I'm sure all of the packages will be safe to open and will bring him lots of joy.
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@jschlattLIVE 2 ай бұрын

My PO Box is closed now by the way. Don’t bother sending more graduation invites. Thanks.

@Blissful_867 2 ай бұрын

I’m sending a traffic cone edit:HOLY HELL SO MUCH LIKES THANK YOU

@Magearna- 2 ай бұрын

schlatt please let us out the basement

@user-bn5tl8sm1s 2 ай бұрын

@Crimsrn 2 ай бұрын

ok schladdy daddy

@Antoprod297 2 ай бұрын

You forgot the cocaine i sended

@jipsa5148 2 ай бұрын

Timestamps: 0:00 Start 17:40 End

@DraganOfficial 2 ай бұрын

thank you

@swedishZ0mBi3 2 ай бұрын

Very helpful, thanks!

@jellyss4300 2 ай бұрын

Thank you :D

@BunFrFr 2 ай бұрын

Thank god

@elvhadarei4521 2 ай бұрын

Thank

@ZyphsPetSpider 2 ай бұрын

Btw Schlatt, the first letter to Jambo was just coded into "bitch"

@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ 2 ай бұрын

*don’t read my name\*

@The1LooseBrick 2 ай бұрын

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_shut up

@xirus_1008 2 ай бұрын

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ok

@randomcarno11 2 ай бұрын

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture_ok I wont

@Unlike_Monster 2 ай бұрын

I hate how I gen learned to write and read the whole Minecraft language as a 12 yr old. 💀💀💀

@allbiourselves5482 2 ай бұрын

I was the person who sent the letter at 8:17 I have actually NOT graduated yet, and i DID fail the assignment. Thanks, schart! 👍

@troll13586 2 ай бұрын

Damn

@goldberg91 2 ай бұрын

nice!

@connor7272 2 ай бұрын

Why out of all people, schlatt

@Alice_0v0 2 ай бұрын

Schart?😂😂

@Raton20 Ай бұрын

Good

@cuddamationsstudios8980 2 ай бұрын

0:00 “aww, for Jambo” Process to open letter *DEFLATES*

@favoinousscum3718 2 ай бұрын

That letter was written in minecraft enchantment table, which makes it even funnier since I can read it

@ihavenoideawhatimdoing5260 2 ай бұрын

@@favoinousscum3718 What does it read? I don’t understand the ancient language of Minecraft enchant table.

@favoinousscum3718 2 ай бұрын

@@ihavenoideawhatimdoing5260 I can't really be sure and I don't really feel like translating. The image is too low quality and the camera keeps moving.

@pennydreadfuls_ 2 ай бұрын

@@favoinousscum3718 my video quality dropped to like 144p cause my connection is awful and i thought it was kurt cobains suicide note for a second

@hajebde8282 2 ай бұрын

its the standard galactic language, you can translate it

@Berd 2 ай бұрын

im glad he finally got my obama candle

@SOLV3NT__ 2 ай бұрын

Hi berd :)

@mattthegamer172 2 ай бұрын

makes sense

@whowasinparis945 2 ай бұрын

@kiwo579 2 ай бұрын

DID YOU CUM ON THE SIDE OF IT

@EeveeRealSenpai 2 ай бұрын

ombamna

@zerrierslizer1 2 ай бұрын

fun fact: the Graduation thing was in fact something that was planned. i traced the internet for a bit, and found a post on Reddit from 4 years ago talking about "how funny it would be to do that to a KZfaqr when they open a PO Box"

@jackqtvsstuff715 2 ай бұрын

Link? Or sub? Name of post? I wanna read the comments

@zerrierslizer1 2 ай бұрын

@@jackqtvsstuff715 my guy, it is nearly 2am... imma catch some z's first yeah? then i can scower through Reddit again to find it. my log is removed every time i close the browser lol.

@BESTGRASS 2 ай бұрын

I literally sent mine to so many KZfaqrs (I am the rolling out the red carpet person lol)

@Raycrazy-Studios-YT 2 ай бұрын

Ha😂

@brenben10 2 ай бұрын

Nah, I was a HS senior in 2022. That's when it became a trend on tiktok to send your grad invites to big companies and celebrities. People started posting about getting responses and it just blew up from there lol. Saw someone get a letter from the president at one point

@finmun3412 2 ай бұрын

The paper at the start of the video is just a list of cheeses with european origins: cheddar, parmigiano, reggiano, roquefort, brie, gruyere, feta, Only translated the first two lines because I don't feel like reading all that.

@likelyhexoadine1343 Ай бұрын

its a list of cheese

@CrystaIDrag0n 49 минут бұрын

I’m not the only one to read it and suffer

@Wps129 2 ай бұрын

btw for anyone wondering the text in the beginning is the Minecraft enchantment table text also know as SGA (Standard Galactic Alphabet) I highly recommend doing some research into as I have learned and become fluent in it myself and it is a very fun thing to practice

@anattemptwasmade 2 ай бұрын

"fluent in it" It's literally just english with a font 💀

@1boldearth 2 ай бұрын

My dad decoded it by himself as a teenager when he played the Commander Keen series (the original game series the Standard Galactic Alphabet is from) :)

@Gunbudder 2 ай бұрын

LOL i forgot that Notch used SGA in minecraft. i recognized SGA from just playing way too much Commander Keen growing up. that makes way more sense that its the minecraft text because writing that much SGA by hand is insane

@DorisRivera0791 Ай бұрын

I thought it was a zodiac letter

@scherzinos Ай бұрын

@@anattemptwasmade I think he means that he can write and read it fast and not spend seconds to remember just a letter

@zenerstorm95 2 ай бұрын

The graduation invites is actually a plot YEARS in the making. Seriously how could anyone have seen that coming?

@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын

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@BonkedCat 2 ай бұрын

@crisbelost 2 ай бұрын

Me because I was the master mind schalty

@Serfboard1220 2 ай бұрын

@joebob7958 2 ай бұрын

@emmalehto4144 2 ай бұрын

11:28 you mf it took 3 fucking years to open that package so no wonder all the snacks were spoiled 🤚🙄 - emma & laura

@PzKpfw.VPanther 2 ай бұрын

At least you didn't send a high school graduation invitation

@ronja8031 2 ай бұрын

MOIKKA EMMA T: RONJA

@emmalehto4144 2 ай бұрын

@@ronja8031 MOIKKA RONJA! T:EMMA

@Jotun-vinne 2 ай бұрын

Schlaasi on aika on aika tyhmä, eiks ookki.

@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын

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@user-tired 2 ай бұрын

this just once again proves that schlarg's whole community is a hivemind. their sense of humor matches his perfectly

@Astrojox_ 28 күн бұрын

Except for weezer

@The_Official_AC 2 ай бұрын

As the 13 year old girl who had been a fan since she was 10 at 15:45, it is safe to say I am now 15 almost 16 and still watching. I don't even remember what I wrote lmao probably something stupid.

@sidney4357 2 ай бұрын

SINCE YOU WERE TEN???? LOG OUT!!!!!! (affectionate)

@shoe777 Ай бұрын

@@sidney4357 do you think,, shes still ten??

@TheAkrillion Ай бұрын

GET OFF THE INTERNET!!!! (derogatory)

@user-kx8pu6ys5i 28 күн бұрын

I feel so young bcs you're older than I am aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@MoonSt0n3 15 күн бұрын

@@user-kx8pu6ys5ibro get off the internet. I did long lasting damage to me. I’m 21 now and looking back I shouldn’t have been here so early

@snowyarts5798 2 ай бұрын

Handy tip guys! If you want to invite schlatt to a grad party, make sure to send it 3 years before you graduate!

@BESTGRASS 2 ай бұрын

Real ( I’m the rolling out the red carpet person)😭

@apple-de8tx 2 ай бұрын

Still in time for your college graduation! And your wedding! And the birth of your first child!

@yeli3145 2 ай бұрын

shiii, means i have to send mines now cuz in 3 years i get my bachelors degree lol

@NubE-Co 2 ай бұрын

finishing collage is just showing that you are old

@Robocrab-td8dr 2 ай бұрын

@@NubE-CoYou can really feel the aches in your bones and your thinning mental capacity in your twenties

@samurexatlas7373 2 ай бұрын

"A forgotten language" That is Enchantment.

@hamsi_bey4850 2 ай бұрын

he probably didn't realise because he is not a NERD!!!!!

@hehe_gt 2 ай бұрын

womp womp

@curri6701 2 ай бұрын

Benevolent Edit: But g rah

@curri6701 2 ай бұрын

Why not

@curri6701 2 ай бұрын

Nhgnglgse

@captainkerrigan 2 ай бұрын

16:24 .... at least I got thumbnail privileges

@Aurora_Animates 2 ай бұрын

Yoooo

@Aurora_Animates 2 ай бұрын

👏👏

@Hii-nk8tp 29 күн бұрын

MY DAD JUST SAID “Is that schlatt????” HOW TF DOES HE KNOW?

@unknownthecat Күн бұрын

he recognizes schleenut butter

@TheCrystonian 2 ай бұрын

I love how you can tell that in some of those packages Schlatt regrets not opening sooner. Like the Rammy calender

@NubE-Co 2 ай бұрын

for god sake, it's been 3 years due to Schlatt being an old man that has seen the meteorite that killed all the dinosaurs

@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын

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@zerkker6096 2 ай бұрын

Schlongula literally has warlocks in his audience, who tf else would send him this kind of shit 😭💀

@Ferno- 2 ай бұрын

Tf is “scholngula” bro I’m dying 😭

@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын

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@logemcdoge4620 2 ай бұрын

Probably highschoolers

@RandomEarthling123 2 ай бұрын

He doesn't get any breaks, his fans are just wild asf 💀

@Duny4-ni6gu 2 ай бұрын

Minecrafters 🙏

@ttvdystance 2 ай бұрын

5:57 “DUDE it’s a fucking microwave” 🤣🤣🤣

@Zo1dus 2 ай бұрын

15:18 BEAST WARS MENTIONED!!!!

@jessea4438 2 ай бұрын

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD ANIMATION?!!!!

@shockwave_edits9568 Ай бұрын

@@jessea4438 WE DONT NEED THAT SHIT

@slavdecepticon 25 күн бұрын

WHAT IS A TERRIBLE SEQUEL???

@JustPinging 2 ай бұрын

Quick advice! Since schlatt closed his P.O. Box, there’s actually still a way to send him mail, just send it to 900 Red River Street, Austin Texas!

@nobodynever4326 2 ай бұрын

If you want to be sure that he opens YOUR package, just travel there yourself and stare at him through the window every evening

@eiprilfoss2294 2 ай бұрын

Did you just post the address of a gay night club.

@connor98593 2 ай бұрын

@@eiprilfoss2294he will be there

@eeveeblazelol 2 ай бұрын

@@eiprilfoss2294 obviously, since mr shliingleberry frequents there quite often

@gavin6850 2 ай бұрын

@@eiprilfoss2294how you know that?🤨📸

@RyanSoltani 2 ай бұрын

Apparently the dozens of graduation invites was a plan years in the making, with a Reddit post saying how funny It’d be to send him all of those 😂💀

@chilliesplayz1195 2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@Tomato_soup108 2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@thefrenchtechman 2 ай бұрын

do you have a link by any chance?

@i_DestroyBrainCells5235 2 ай бұрын

It was funny

@GMDTurbo 2 ай бұрын

I’m 12 minutes in and someone sent him anthrax. Wonderful.

@idioticbuffoon8960 2 ай бұрын

9:35 of course schlitler saves the furry porn

@idioticbuffoon8960 2 ай бұрын

Also if he doesn't want it anymore I'll take it

@hugolindquist Ай бұрын

@@idioticbuffoon8960 you thought nobody would see this but i did. also same

@Astolfloof 27 күн бұрын

@@hugolindquistyou also thought, maybe not that, but you thought. I would too though.

@lemon2079 2 ай бұрын

15:15 “I would like to show you my gratitude with my package” 🤨

@Cardboard_Stitches 2 ай бұрын

well if you insist

@JTF-B 2 ай бұрын

what am I witnessing

@johnlime1469 2 ай бұрын

3:08 I feel bad for the guy that sent in the genuine heartfelt letter.

@logancowley394 2 ай бұрын

was it you

@binay413963 2 ай бұрын

@@logancowley394lol

@xdeep_freeze3684 2 ай бұрын

@@logancowley394 yeah it was me. i was the heartfelt letter.

@Duny4-ni6gu 2 ай бұрын

@@xdeep_freeze3684 :0

@tandemmusic1 2 ай бұрын

his first mistake was sending a heartfelt letter to jschlatt

@thesleepykitten1234 2 ай бұрын

He will be missed. RIP Schlatt 🕊🕊🕊🕊

@cadenjacob5575 2 ай бұрын

5:06 i can’t shit properly while im fucking laughing💀💀💀

@Sleepypilled 2 ай бұрын

inviting a youtuber to your graduation is next level parasocial interaction

@Japieeh 2 ай бұрын

ok so it's not something normal for americans got it, these are just weirdos

@shwars576 2 ай бұрын

Yeah if they’re of high school graduation age no mincraft youtuber would be interested way too old

@chai8941 2 ай бұрын

I mean yes but tbh I feel like people know Schlatt’s persona enough to know that it’ll just bother him. That is, send it on purpose because it’d be fucking funny to watch him have a mental breakdown over it. And as we have seen it worked like a charm

@phoenics0912 2 ай бұрын

I really wonder how many of them were unironic invites 💀

@alexsherstiuk2537 2 ай бұрын

@@phoenics0912 I would bet it's arount 10%

@Shinochaos 2 ай бұрын

rest in peace schloggert i cant believe after serving the military it was a toaster from the 1920s that took him out

@adamst69 2 ай бұрын

Schloggert

@Regularname2023 2 ай бұрын

@@adamst69Schloggert

@wika1117 2 ай бұрын

@@Regularname2023 Schloggert

@RipChilly3273 2 ай бұрын

@@PeiceofNick Nah it's gotta be an air fryer from the 1960's

@stoopid.ideeit Ай бұрын

“Aww from Jambo” Sends enchantment letters

@DOOM_XANAKIN Ай бұрын

"im not coming to your graduation party" Invitation : 4 Years Ago

@diatarachi 2 ай бұрын

11:49 OH MY GOD, THEY MADE THE BUMPER STICKERS FROM TED'S VIDEO.

@J4C42 2 ай бұрын

What’s the video?

@doomus_ 2 ай бұрын

@@J4C42 we created the funniest bumper stickers

@olancorcoran 2 ай бұрын

We’re living in the timeline where Schlatt is the least problematic MCCC

@RedSpiritVR 2 ай бұрын

Wheeeeeee

@Crafty_boy70 2 ай бұрын

Hermitcraft: Am I a joke to you?

@p1xelat3d 2 ай бұрын

He's not a an MCCC

@Catnippy 2 ай бұрын

what the fuck is an mccc

@ipromiseimtrying 2 ай бұрын

He's the least problematic one in this timeline (please don't flood my replies with '89 jokes)

@nathan584 2 ай бұрын

Crazy that toaster is actually kinda rare and sought after by collecters of old appliances. Doesn't surprise me considering there's people in this world obsessed with fire alarms like pokemon

@DjHazardous 26 күн бұрын

*Them graduates and anyone else that sent invites man y'all were jabaited hard for my entertainment thank you for doing so* 👏🐴

@emma_nutella58 2 ай бұрын

It almost like Schlitoris is still here with us. Unfortunately the feds got to him first. Fly high big guy🕊️

@endergolem9977 2 ай бұрын

Emma, you're a Connor and Schlatt viewer too? Jesus, that explains everything

@kanyewestlover47 2 ай бұрын

SCHLITORIS HELP ME

@Finkle76 2 ай бұрын

Rest in Peace my Schligga

@spamman3423 2 ай бұрын

Why can't my boyfriend find my Schlitoris Big Sad D:

@nathannaude1006 2 ай бұрын

schligga...

@Toastedfrenchfrog 2 ай бұрын

Scat Going insane after a barrage of Graduation invitations is casually a moment of fear for the witnesses of 99'

@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын

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@PhoenixPhantom-oh4ui 2 ай бұрын

you did not just call him scat

@K0modoMp3ror 2 ай бұрын

@@PhoenixPhantom-oh4ui The schlongulator

@wobwoop 2 ай бұрын

@@PhoenixPhantom-oh4uihe just called him scat…

@Ronald98 2 ай бұрын

Not scat! 🤢🤮

@TheColorOrang 2 ай бұрын

I'm glad so many friendly people can have jschlatt's replacement AI go to their graduation party!

@macngeeseyt6029 2 ай бұрын

He is now canonically dead.

@SherbertLand 2 ай бұрын

"if you have to look up a test to tell you wether or not you're gay, you most likely are" *Schlatt asking a magic 8 ball if he's straight*

@EeveeRealSenpai 2 ай бұрын

Kinda like "thinking about the game makes you lose the game" type deal.

@ninja8flash742 2 ай бұрын

@@EeveeRealSenpai frick I was winning that game for so long

@owenpieper8862 2 ай бұрын

i just lost the game

@grmpf 2 ай бұрын

See, he technically didn't ask if he was gay, it doesn't count. Checkmate, schliberals!

@stacklysm 2 ай бұрын

Lost the game again, why?????

@thewritingrowlet2980 2 ай бұрын

‘Schlatt’ doesn’t know that we all sent it collectively. We are a hive mind. The Shlerpinator doesn’t know.

@Harrychu104 2 ай бұрын

@CloverOT 2 ай бұрын

@assume5486 2 ай бұрын

@marcusr.hansen5361 2 ай бұрын

@thisisaname38 2 ай бұрын

@Superduperboy29 Күн бұрын

3:18 the editor saying "if anyone should know it's you" to the bisexual flag even after he claimed he's straight was BRUTAL

@TacoGalaxy7 2 ай бұрын

i love how they just sent an entire scroll of enchanting table symbols to jambo casually

@acegrantson 2 ай бұрын

he'll understand it, this is jambo

@sunnyhinotori 2 ай бұрын

At the time it sounded like a good idea. Can’t recall what compelled me to do that

@endergolem9977 2 ай бұрын

I dare you to translate the entire Bible in the Enchanted alphabet and send it to him one day

@lackinthebox Ай бұрын

13:07 I was hoping for another graduation invitation

@unknownthecat Күн бұрын

schleenut butter regrets not opening that calendar sooner

@Jedwerd 2 ай бұрын

Good to see “Schlank” finally started trusting mailboxes enough to open them. I thought that after that stunt he pulled in ‘99, he’d be paranoid forever

@Blissful_867 2 ай бұрын

Ah yes shit my favorite KZfaqr

@wot7969 2 ай бұрын

⁠⁠⁠⁠@@Blissful_867Ah yes schlut my favorite youtuber

@PhoenixPhantom-oh4ui 2 ай бұрын

@@wot7969 ah yes, schlope, my favorite youtuber

@anthonyst-onge 2 ай бұрын

@@PhoenixPhantom-oh4uiAh yes « Shaloupe » my favorite youtuber

@qwertyuiop8795 2 ай бұрын

@@anthonyst-onge ah yes, schwank, my favorite -music artist- content creator

@lindseytaylor3793 2 ай бұрын

12:00 bro just became the most recent victim of the American Anthrax Attacks(which, oddly enough, was the SECOND most notable event to take place in september of 2001)

@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын

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@lolcat6022 2 ай бұрын

I was thought of the same thing

@FreakFlame 23 күн бұрын

So nice of "Jing Jing Schlatt" to finally show all the wonderful gifts he's received over the years

@UzakiHana21 Ай бұрын

13:55 i am happy that one of my thailand fellow friend also watch this channel it is fun and stuff sometimes there's agony sometimes there's chaos this is just how this channel be. I love the way it is

@thenotnoob 13 күн бұрын

The xxxl shirt tho 🤣🤣🤣

@UzakiHana21 12 күн бұрын

@@thenotnoob Lmao

@SnowyRibbons 2 ай бұрын

props to the dude/chick who sent a whole ass gaming microwave, you are amazing.

@SalterXD_ 2 ай бұрын

14:20 As Thai, I'd say that chocalate and another snack is pretty decent. But 3 years?? HELL NAW man 💀💀💀

@lemarsh387 2 ай бұрын

those red things can last pretty long in room temperature... but Id doubt it even made it past shipping without melting

@mechabubba 2 ай бұрын

10:54 ITS THE FUCKIN ECONOMY LINDA I HAVEN'T HAD A JOB SINCE 2007

@viljosaukko6349 2 ай бұрын

Nah bro you missed out on so much by letting those finnish sweets rot in the corner 💀

@LucasOliveira-tr1vf 2 ай бұрын

To anyone wondering, the enchantment table letter to jambo is just a list of the different types of cheese. It says: "Cheddar, Parmigiano. Reggiano, Roquefort, Arie, Gruyere, Feta, Mozzarella, Manchego, Gorgonzola, Epoisses, Swiss cheese, Gouda cheese, Mountereyjack, Muenster cheese, Provolone, Blue cheese, Camembert, Irish cheddar, Havarti,"(this is not the full letter) truly beautiful.

@dback50 2 ай бұрын

Beautiful

@KingOfAluminum Ай бұрын

Wait that's sick

@Cryman819 2 ай бұрын

0:47 That 8-Ball only said that out of fear... we all know slatts real attraction is towards men

@jeremytitus9519 2 ай бұрын

His only attraction is to mayhem

@B3lowZer0_ 2 ай бұрын

loved the part where jschlatt got a remote controlled c4 and how it blew up him and jambo and the entire room, truly a real schlatt moment❤❤❤❤

@BearAJM 2 ай бұрын

Is so sad Slumungus left us, fly high 🕊️🕊️

@Aiden-ham 2 ай бұрын

15:29 Thank you for not doxxing the Neti Pot

@ThatDudeBroskiFromCalifornia 2 ай бұрын

14:50 THAT WAS 8 YEARS AGO.

@bigmoe22276 28 күн бұрын

Jschlatt is the uncle your mom doesn't invite to the family reunion

@laurbeetroot 2 ай бұрын

9:01 thats just messed up man. It's straight up blashpemy

@RadsHunter 2 ай бұрын

"Sclerosis" was baffled by the sheer amount of our graduation invites.

@ohhoot8974 2 ай бұрын

SCLEROSIS 😂😂😂😂😂

@PhoenixPhantom-oh4ui 2 ай бұрын

tf is sclerosis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Hunter-wk5rv 2 ай бұрын

Sclerosis sounds like some back disease lmao 😂

@RadsHunter 8 күн бұрын

Since people seem confused about sclerosis, here's the Google definition. a pathological condition in which a tissue has become hard and which is produced by overgrowth of fibrous tissue and other changes (as in arteriosclerosis) or by increase in interstitial tissue and other changes (as in multiple sclerosis) called also hardening.

@raizenmazoku1519 2 ай бұрын

15:35 him coming to terms with corrupting the youth

@wierdowithahat 9 сағат бұрын

The wheezing is iconic. prove me wrong.

@niklnax8452 2 ай бұрын

I always had a feeling there was something up, because schlatt was known by many kids in my grade (class of 22), but the grad invites just prove how much jschlatt speaks to my generation

@ironnnnnnnnn 2 ай бұрын

i love how Jing Jing Schlatt threw the furry prn book into the saved items pile

@sauvagess 2 ай бұрын

Eric W. Schwartz makes some good stuff.

@Cyclxne_Gxmer 2 ай бұрын

@@sauvagess fax

@Lezm 2 ай бұрын

The AI has gotten so good.. is that a robot? It’s so realistic, I almost cried at remembering my terrible experience from how realistic he is, fly high Schlump 🕊️

@lemonberryconda 24 күн бұрын

Schlatt: You got me a 3XL, fuck you Also Schlatt: [Rummaging through all of the big packages for snacks]

@SMOKEThRuTHePaIN Ай бұрын

7:23 had me weak asfffff 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sergio-er1zx 2 ай бұрын

Wow didnt expect Schlatt canonicly die in the end of this one. RIP, the 1999 ripper

@nobodynever4326 2 ай бұрын

Finally gotten rid of the menace

@slaughtrrbeach 2 ай бұрын

your pfp ew

@adriscloudy 2 ай бұрын

change ur pfp yuck

@Coristic121 2 ай бұрын

why is ur pfp wilbur the man's a rapist

@maxiwaxipads 2 ай бұрын

a badly aged pfp-

2 ай бұрын

''Aww for Jambo'' *Proceeds to open ancient Greek language*

@ajorozco671 2 ай бұрын

I swear I seen you for the past few days

@filippturbin5101 2 ай бұрын

Jschlatt is gotta be one of the best content creator out there. Keep going bro!!

@DeimosGaming1234 24 күн бұрын

11:55 "honk if h *deflates"*

@devinbrady8503 2 ай бұрын

Timestamps: 0:00 For Jambo 0:11 For Schlatt 0:23 Not Cat Food 0:54 Century-Old Toaster 1:49 Contractual Obligation💰 2:51 I've Been Feeling Very Alone 2:58 Monkey Painting 3:16 Schlatt's Flag 3:24 I'm A Woman 3:39 Listening with Headphones 3:45 Tennessee Care Package 3:48 Spider-Man 3:52 Plastic Beach 3:53 Schlatt's Perfume Sampler 4:06 Anne Frank's Diary 4:17 Bible CD Collection 4:37 Obama Candle 5:31 Claiming the B in LGBT 5:38 Little Girl Camera 5:50 Microwave Keyboard 6:46 "Elon Musk" by Walter Isaacson 7:10 Hatt 7:24 Schlatt's Favorite Song 7:34 Sign and Send Back 7:47 Sign and Send Back 2: Electric Schloogaloo 7:52 Sign and Send Back 3: 3 Years Too Late 8:07 Graduation Card 8:17 Sign and Send Back 4: Already Graduated 8:29 Graduation Card 8:41 Graduation Card 8:45 "The Audacity of Hope" by Barack Obama 9:07 Nicholas Cage 9:15 Schlatt's New Favorite Book 9:39 Graduation Card 9:44 Slimecicle Left the Podcast 10:01 Dear Schlatt, Fuck you... 10:08 50₵ 10:20 Graduation Card 10:23 Graduation Card 10:29 High School Project 10:34 Graduation Card 10:55 Graduation Card 11:02 Graduation Card 11:13 Graduation Card 11:19 Graduation Card 11:29 Graduation Card 11:44 Not Graduation Card 11:57 "Mystery" Powder 12:12 Crochet Jambo 12:16 Schlatt Got His Order Mixed In With the Submissions 12:41 Schlatt's New Subscription 13:18 Graduation Card 13:24 Jschlatt Token of Appreciation 13:54 This Better Have Food 14:04 3XL 14:12 3 Year Old Candy 14:23 Another Shirt... 13:32 Brokeback Mountain 14:41 Schlatt's Favorite Spongebob Episode 14:53 Stamp 15:03 Jing Jing Schlatt 15:11 Favorite Franchises 15:24 Neti Pot 15:34 Started At 10 15:45 2023 Calendar 15:58 Graduation Card 16:08 Not Graduation Card 16:23 Mini Schlatt 16:27 First 9/11 Joke 16:40 Schlatt Drawing 16:43 Crochet Schlatt 16:50 Unmarked Black Box 16:59 Graduation Card 17:08 Graduation Card 17:21 Schlatt's Life Outro Like if he should open the P.O. box again

@sleepless_child 2 ай бұрын

Yo this is underrated! Thanks for the stamps

@ipromiseimtrying 2 ай бұрын

Drinking game: take a shot every time there was a graduation invite

@SomethingInteresting-nw2um 2 ай бұрын

somebody already did the time stamps

@RealRedB 2 ай бұрын

Better timestamps: Start 00:00 End 17:40

@SomethingInteresting-nw2um 2 ай бұрын

@@RealRedB fr this is just it sumed up so much better

@doodles4878 2 ай бұрын

Honestly though that toaster is one of the maddest things I’ve ever seen. Absolutely awesome.

@tatertots7807 2 ай бұрын

Yall remember when magic 8 balls had us questioning our sexualities back when we were little 😭🙏

@FlamJo 2 ай бұрын

9:27 My internal thoughts "is that a furry p*rn book" shlatt 2 seconds later

@SortaNonymousPerson 2 ай бұрын

Loved watching Slart get Anthraxed by those two Swedish girls ❤️ 11:58

@ibringfuckery7159 2 ай бұрын

Was it not Finnish?

@EEEEEEEE 2 ай бұрын

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

@mc_jojo3 2 ай бұрын

@@ibringfuckery7159 tomato tomato ;)

@MaukasSorsa 2 ай бұрын

Finnish*

@commandercorl1544 2 ай бұрын

SUOMI, EI RUOTSI!!!!!!

@AIIy3000 2 ай бұрын

I remember watching Schlatt when I got home from school and half the videos were age restricted now I’m forced to watch them in his basement because I got to close to finding out what happened in 99

@memento9397 2 ай бұрын

This is so relatable 😂😂😂

@Syrup648 Ай бұрын

Schlum shot never fails to fill me up with a warm and good feeling

@gimmiekiwi 2 ай бұрын

1:55 Baby yuto be nappin

@nopenope-ds5rf 2 ай бұрын

the 8 ball called him straight and his viewers continued to call him bisexual throughout the video. This is art.

@bush2137 2 ай бұрын

You should really send that book to aztro, she would really appreciate it as an artist and a furry

@sylvieboschman9337 2 ай бұрын

the diary of anne frank?!??

@oneofthoseyoutubeusers 2 ай бұрын

@@sylvieboschman9337 furries love the anne frank book, this is just common knowledge buddy

@Tom..Shelby 2 ай бұрын

Why?

@carlpapa123 2 ай бұрын

Probably the other one@@sylvieboschman9337

@sytchnoth 2 ай бұрын

@@Tom..Shelby It's something about their rich Jewish clients.

@steeltoad0017 2 ай бұрын

The toaster at my local museum still works. looks just like that one

@Bigmantimmy 2 ай бұрын

5:05 yummy!

@lizardlover9630 2 ай бұрын

16:45 thats the first time i've genuinely heard him be surprised

@norapallen984 2 ай бұрын

16:10 “Oh”

@ja1e12 2 ай бұрын

15:10 top right

@BruhBruhBruh251 2 ай бұрын

“Anne franks diary… well used”

@foxiesboimaybe 2 ай бұрын

I like how the video progressively gets more and more blurry as it goes on

@somemusicdude 2 ай бұрын

i’m so glad “schlutt” decided to go to everybody’s graduation party, so heartwarming.

@HugoCestTout 2 ай бұрын

fun Fact : It is likely that at least one person sent a package and waited 3 years, then died before seeing this video 👍

@Skoupeze 2 ай бұрын

9:27 The words of a disappointed father looking through their son's room.

@ramshaahmed-lm5lz 2 ай бұрын

5:22 I love how in this moment you can hear the guy chuckle softly

@vulperine8807 2 ай бұрын

3:39 this one is a legend

@chillmac64 2 ай бұрын

My man got the jackpot fr

@HeyItsMeShade 2 ай бұрын

new jschlatt video: "crashing graduations and traumatizing kids"

@loganspranger9246 2 ай бұрын

16:43 He turned into Chris Pratt for a moment there

@dabatman5187 2 ай бұрын

Glad to see people give all their possessions to Schlatt. We’re becoming more and more of a cult every day