Whale: OMG! Aliens!

you guys won the internet today :)

Keanu Reeves: *whoa*

lol

LMAO

humans are not primates

Humans are primates. Scientific Clasification of Humans: Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata Subphylum: Vertebrata Class: Mammalia Subclass: Theria Infraclass: Eutheria Order: Primates

+Le Coeur humans are primates

Every human being on earth is most certainly a primate...

+Le Coeur science proves you wrong

We have a humpback. His professor back at university🙄😏

Not all of them, we had a very angry marine biologist come over to 4chan to teach us about the deep ocean or as he called it "underwater vore hell".

@@theonlytnargmatt Note: If you have or develop thalassophobia, don't try getting into marine biology.

@@ammocan2796Certainly contributing more to science and the world than you are.

This same calm tone comes from astronauts too

Exactly what I was thinking

I'm totally not competent in this field but god I would love to be in a research group like that

Yeah makes being a plumber look like a sh*t career choice.

I just love how all the serious researcher behavior goes right out of the window, and they all become a bunch of excited kids. At that moment we’re all the same. [Alien voice] “We come in peace.” Really fun to watch.

So true 😭😭😭

LMAO

This may be the greatest KZfaq comment of all time.

ROFL Was thinking the same thing

Ninna jacobsen legit!

Thank you for this. It legitimately made me el-oh-el

Most people don't love animals, sadly. Not to mention, we destroy most ecosystems.

They probably don't need to know that we love them, they just need us to stop slaughtering them and polluting every habitat.

The Lord wishes his humans know how much he loves them. ❤

@@PraiseJesusOurKing amen dude. guy wasnt asking for a Christian look at it though. amen anyways.

​@@PraiseJesusOurKing🙄🥱

Is there a human down there with the whale that I didn't see? lol...

@@louis-on5vj prob cause that robot isn't a mammal

Well..it isn't...at all 😂 dunno who liked that but I love it too

yeah, but one is wearing this huge bio mechanical suit.

@@Kreemerz ? it's operated elsewhere

That should have gotten way more laughs than just a casual "yeah..!"

I heard someone doing the Finding Nemo 'whale talk' too.

@@dr.altoclef9255 oowh, yeah! Now I heard it! At 02:42 hahaa that's great XD

That was the funniest part.

And that’s when the whale took out his laser gun

For mammals of that size, diving that deep is probably just like swimming for us; feels a little weird, but it's doable.

I thought the same. Always wondered what it would look like when they got down there

There lungs are huge

@@supme7558 no, they actually don’t go down with air in their lungs. They super oxygenate their blood to the point it starts to turn almost black as well as shutting down all non critical organs.

@@myagonyisceaseless8486 that makes much more sense, since something like inflated lungs would have long collapsed in such depths Nature is wild.

Yeah... Swimming animals usually are able to control where they are in the water collum... You know... Because they swim.

@@crappyanimations9992😂

⁠@@crappyanimations9992actually sperm whales are quite unique. They have extremely large brains and have an oil cavity in their head and the oil is believed to harden in the deeper, colder depths and help as almost a diving weight. They also have an amazing way their ribs and lungs collapse to accommodate the high pressure. They’re super meat creatures. The ocean is equally interesting and terrifying to me.

@@redwoodtrail I agree, that's extremely cool! I'm also fascinated by the ocean, but my specialty is fish. I've never particularly had any interest in cetaceans, but I'm so glad you find them interesting. I already knew about the ribs, but I had no idea the oil would harden, that's amazing honestly. I still think it's dumb to point out they can swim 💀

​@@crappyanimations9992 it's not that he can swim. Anything that can move can swim. It's all the axis of control he has. Not just "straight forward" like most big sharks. Talk to me when great whites stop RAM ventilating, can dive as deep as sperm whale (though I find it cool that great whites can effectively if shared, especially of being hunted, dive deep and close their gills, holding their breath, as the deep gets too cold for them! Wonder how long they can survive closing their gills?) And swim backwards! .

Hahahaha 😆 great comment dude 👌👍

Here's a fun fact to ruin your comment 🤪: Sperm whales don't stay in long-term relationships

@@alceratops6853 you nailed it

@@alceratops6853 Yeah? But they're great at long distance relationships

Fun fact : there are many fish that can light up in the darkest deepest water

Maybe that's why they are so smart. We could all do with a bit more wonder.

You don't necessarily have to be that smart to be a marine biologist. That being said, I'm sure anyone would act like this when presented with something so unbelievably magnificent.

it’s so cute. especially if you imagine that they are normally very serious and professional people.

@@lukejposadas Not the japanese

@@lukejposadas I know I would!!!!

Sorry for your loss

My Mom would have loved this as well. She had whale art everywhere in her house, and whale watched in CA., HI, and Maine. Great post, people!

women always being late smh

I'm Sorry for your Loss.

​@@unicornhuntercg😂

Whales are deceptively intelligent. They are an incredibly underrated animal compared to dolphins/orcas.

​@@thebighurt2495well whales are intelligent however sperm whales are another level they are not real whales they are from the dolphin family which also explains their intellect as every member of the dolphin family has shown extremely impressive intelligence, sperm whales are also the largest toothed predators on earth

@kazuhira9726 Goddamnit, they *are* Dolphins. *sigh* I suppose I can give Sperms a pass, though.

It's technically not wrong.

Hahahaha

I nearly spat out my water when i heard that. And then to see the little white board waggle... i about died.

The fake is us in this environment, we were 1 dimensional and learned only a fraction of what the whale learned from that encounter, that’s the true wonder, so at one with an environment. Glorious nature.

@@therickpound ummmm... You don't have to be ignorant to enjoy nature.

Samuel Foresta lol

Yet the whale doesnt realise how much we know about them already...and we really have no idea what they know about us... How can we be sure that any species isnt just playing dumb around us but actually rules the world? How can we really be sure ? I dont know..thats for sure..maybe whales are really alien space crafts? I guess technically it could be depending on whos the star of the show

I see the quarantine is hitting some people hard with their nerves.

@@toucan2227 Hard to tell the difference, really. We receive information from our sensory organsー My point being that Reality is nothing different from a hallucination. It's matter of perspective. So no one is inherently "wrong"ー but, it's just good to keep an open mind

Felix Da Housecat how would a housecat know the difference between reality or fantasy, Felix?

@@toucan2227 That isn't any more valid than what I said though. ーI meant to say that it's impossible to prove a physical reality actually exists. Like "pain". It doesn't actually 'exist' per se,, unless you choose to think it does. Because Reality is a matter of perspective. A canine isn't seeing the world "wrong" just because it basically can't see color, right? It's just perceives the world differently. This is no different. That then begs the question. What actually 'exists'? ーThere's no way of knowing. Therefore, it's a matter of belief. I could be hallucinating or even dreaming of writing this comment,, and I could never tell the difference. It's impossible to tell if anything exists at all. But of course, that isn't to say that your perception is any more wrong than my own

Not too surprised it isn't scared, pretty sure sperm whales are the biggest things that spend any time at that depth by a large margin. Not a whole lot that can realistically threaten it there. Fun fact, sperm whales are the leading contenders for largest active predators ever. Like EVER, in all 2 billion years or so of the history of life on Earth. A couple other prehistoric toothed whales, Megalodon, and Spinosaurus were similar size, but we can't be sure if they were bigger or smaller overall. Also, size estimates for ancient giants tend to go down over time as more evidence is found and hype dies down. We at least KNOW that sperm whales can grow to over 65 ft long, which can't be said of the others. So yeah, it doesn't have much to be scared of down there. Even if Megalodon actually had survived to the present (it hasn't) the Sperm whale would be at worst an equal match lol.

​​​​​​​@@Jimera0heck out deep-sea cephalopods, and deep sea gigantism. There are giant squids much bigger than whales. In fact there's a few pictures of dead whales that have been found with enormous tentacle scars all over their bodies. The further down they go the smaller they become compared to whatever else is down there. They can easily become prey. There are even crabs bigger than humans down there. Some of them are the size of a small vehicle.

@@Jimera0 they're the biggest observed things, we think giant squids are maybe bigger but we don't know. the only specimen's we've found are juveniles and very unwell. the only real evidence we have is the scars on sperm whales from fighting them

This is much better than going to the moon.

That is why these kids go down there to spread love, harmony, and humor - among the denizens of the deep!

*japan has entered the chat*

@@beyondcadia176 FAROE ISLANDS have entered the chat. NORWAY and ICELAND too. 😥😥😥

Imagine everyone hyping up a whale

Every time I watch it *again* I'm thrilled. Hey, someone "share" this with President Putin.

Just like in spaaaaaaaace!

Whales are in like 0 gravity so there are not directions ergo they can’t persive the world in 3D as we do

How can you be sure that he isnt more confortable in a certain way? I couldnt tell much..

my girlfriend is same way u describe.

All sea-bound mammals instinctively know which direction is up. That whale is comfortable in almost any direction for certain periods of time. The structure of their ears allow them to do pretty much whatever they want. If i remember correctly it’s something to do with a soft inner ear or something like that?

There’s an old saying that goes something like “If you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life”. I think that certainly applied with the people in that control room during this particular dive. That just had to have been an incredible experience to witness first hand.

it still amazes me how some comments can have over 500 likes but no comments

​@@gloomycrewmate2622 wild

The biggest predator on the planet. Insane.

*Read more*

They must drink lots of *M I L K* to get bones that strong.

It is also really amazing to see it so curious of the submersible. That whale was really checking it out.

For them is just like walking 600 meters to the grocery shop, amazing

They have a collapsable rib cage to help with the pressure.

If I remember correctly Sperm Whales can dive deeper than most other types...

Exactly what i was thinking. Especially when the whale came out of complete nowhere. Its gorgeous but i probably would have tinkled a bit upon seeing that lmao 😂😂

​@@madamsmols4359well you should unlike all other whales sperm whales are predators in fact they are the largest toothed predator known and they are also dolphins and not real whales which also means they might mess with you just because they feel like it out of curiosity when other whales would usually pay no mind to you as you are not potential food

Whales are harmless to humans.

I wouldn't assume every biologist has a PhD but I still get your point and agree with it.

All that smarts and they say it’s a humpback whale at first lmao.

If you think attaining a phd is a lot of studying, try medicine.

@@hrush437 They're both worthwhile achievements. Let's not downplay either one by comparing lol

@@smtx-dk8864 You are so right! Humpbacks are, literally, completely different animals and they don't go that deep. Greetings from Brazil.

Max Hernandez KZfaq has suggested a wide range of videos for me during quarantine

I have no idea how I got here. I'm not complaining though. This is cool.

That's funny! KZfaq hasn't deleted all the videos from a couple years ago for me either! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!

Lets hope we can still see them in 50years from now 🥺🥺😢

This is so cool! How deep was this. I think they can dive up to 10,000 feet of months you'll have to look it up but that's amazing.

Sperm whale whenever see a Kraken: *GET IN MAH BELLY!!!!!!*

Sperm Whale: Why do I hear boss music?

ssjlucario (chuckles) I'm in danger

Scandinavian sounding guy: “Maybe from a KR-KR-KRAKEN” Other scientists: .....

It's possible. Whenever a sperm whale hunts a giant squid, there is potential for it to leave a scar.

Ha - I was thinking the same thing 😅

If they stuck their heads underwater, they could probably hear it from wherever they are. Whale sounds are *seriously* loud. Im talking above 200 decibels...

I was thinking the same thing exactly...

they do pick up sound, they are listening and mapping and doing a lot of different things as a crew. just wont hear it on the live feed like that, its separate because the sounds would drown out the pilots and scientist and crew and u couldnt hear what they r saying and they need crisp clear mics to communicate with each other

@@davecrupel2817 200db? Isn't that like sonic boom loud?

​@@agerven I think it would be odd if you didn't respond like them if anything like this happened. Isn't that why we become scientists? Because we are amazed by the world? Their reaction has nothing to do with being a trained professional or not. Many of us would do the same.

@@agerven I'd rather work with them than with you.

@@agerven What the hell are you babbling about?

The streaming business is the same, no matter how good your degree is.

@@agerven you seem to know a lot. Also, you seem devoid of emotions, any kind of compassion and etiquette. And you must be amazingly fun to work with, I bet.

ProtagonistNonTheist That's probably one of the most accurate comment

ProtagonistNonTheist To this day, Barry the whale swears to his friends he saw the UFO...

zimThuet Unidentified Drowning Object?

zimThuet It's called a USO, actually. Unidentified Submerged Object.

ProtagonistNonTheist Yes but Unidentified Drowning Object is just funnier.

That's how I react when it's something I can't fully comprehend. I'm 100% jealous but also so grateful they could share this.

holdup i remember you

Imagine if it was a Wailord

I think I would talk goofy and act strange If I was being eyeballed by a huge whale. I' d also hyperventilate boss or no boss in the room.

Scientist here. We all do that when something cool or exciting in our field happens. We're people too :)

= Best job ever

Also sperm whale: "who gave me that name? is there a jizz shark? a cum turtle? no of course not..." :D:D:D:D

To each his own I guess. The little banter and laughter completely ruined it for me

@@drej1015 I guess not everyone can find joy in scientific discoveries.

Amateurish juvenlie rambling to keep the below 80 IQ crowd engaged.

@@N3G4T1V3_ Careful! You're investing an awful lot of self-worth in a fundamentally flawed test score there, bud.

@@N3G4T1V3_ do you perhaps think that once in a submersible, no one talks at all?

Jokes on you, at this depth nobody sees anything ;)

@@HarryCaneNo1 well with the lights he was seeing something, and that certainly grabbed his attention.

Everybody was thinking that haha

i think the video was lagging behind a few seconds, because then i could clearly see the eye.

Their eyes look tiny in relation to their heads. The eye is directly behind and above the outer edge of their mouths. Like slightly more than halfway between the mouth and the pectoral fin (edit meaning closer to the mouth than fin). They're super hard to see if you don't know where to look, due to the sheer size of their heads (particularly their mouths). I'd say, look for the mouth line, focus on the upper part and then scan backwards towards the pectoral fin, and you'll find it.

Why’d this comment give me deja vu

Yup

@@JessicasASMR Deja revu deux fois

This made me chuckle)

best comment...both parts

Hope you're healing up, random internet commenter!

Jack Grady where???

Juice less I think at 2:40

Scientists are such nerds I love it

@@dyslexiusmaximus me too.😄

Chortle

She said, “He looks fake”

Whatsup ranger

She said it looks fake, not big. Get your mind off the gutter.

@@eleethtahgra7182 No thank you. I like it in the gutter ;)

@@bogus69 Marine. But Howzit braddah?

Me too. But, this has been millions of years in the making - so a few months probably wont matter much!

I got 5 lol and just as amazed 🐋😍

Thats...the paradox, I think. If we arent blowing each other up, we could be reaching greater height. Yet, its the threat of being blown up by others that cause human to progress.

We could be blowing each other down.

We could be blowing up sperm whales?

@@eleethtahgra7182 what a bunch of crap.

king dodongo *The Cold War and Space Race would beg to differ.*

💖😄Mee too😊

Mee threeee!

The best jobs out there are the ones you'd do for free!

overwatch, its a live stream

Very interesting! I'm going to check WB Yeats out :)

beautiful

That quote isn't from Yeats (look it up) but it's a wonderful one regardless. Definitely applies. =)

Idk same for me hahah

Funny because those scars might be from giant squids attacking the sperm whale at deeeper depths

1:45 krrracken

Because whale went to court against these paparazzi`s?

Down deep pinging for large squid and they find a UFO instead.

🤣

Hell yeah!

Obvious co op confirmed

That's a dope was game!

blue planet 2 4k hdr qled 75inchs episode 4 big blue has sperm whales.rookie!

You know what's even better? They dive hundreds and thousands of meters and commonly fight giant squids in the depths, that's where a lot of the whale's scars come from

This video suggests to me that such fights at these depths may be a lot less intense than what we imagine. The whale is barely moving. Presumably preserving oxygen by lowering its metabolism.

Tormod Steinsholt Well they're obviously not wielding sword, but I would think that two massive creatures strangling, crushing and biting each other would be pretty dramatic

Oh absolutely. That whale skin does not give off scars willy nilly. But the way the whale placidly drifted around the ROV suggests to me that it's far less animated at these depths than what we're accustomed to seeing from these creatures. If you search on youtube whale vs giant squid, then you will see a kind of high speed pursuit. But maybe the whale just swims up to it, clamps down on it and starts swimming up to the surface in a sedated state. I have no special knowledge about it, it was just a thought that struck me.

Tormod Steinsholt While that makes sense in itself, I don't think these shots are any basis to that claim. He was (rather obviously, I think) very curious and observing about the beeping, blinking box. He might have inspected it very thoroughly, thus not swimming at pursuit speeds. Because squids are generally extremely fast.

Unit 731 also had scientists. Most of the disgracefully terrible things in humanity were and still being done for "science". This is not science. This is just innocent curiosity and RESPECT for the feelings of the other living forms. Things science despise.

Maniac Magge they sound like a bunch of virgins who be teased by the one female in their group. li

Harris Naseem ok

"Screencap this!"

German Morgan Freeman :-D

He was looking at the live stream and stepped in to help when he realized the others were too stunned to make observations. After all, he is Freeman to teleport anywhere he likes.

He needed more freckles!

Or Schwarzenegger lol

True facts about sperm whales #1: Sperm whales hunt giant squid by clicking, partly because the oseean is dark and partly because they click louder than a Saturn v rocket. Imagine beatboxing a Mugger to death. Now imagine that mugger is a two ton eight-armed plate of calamari sushi. That is how the sperm whale do.

Smoking on some cereal milk by berner

Actually I don't want to get recommended these videos, not that I think they aren't good. Just a matter of taste.

@@daven1 no problem :)

@@VashdaCrash Oh! in that case KZfaq has a "Not interested" feature when you open the video's quick menu while in the Recommended list/view (the 3 vertical dots button)

@@daven1 oh right! I forgot about that. In that case, the dislike button is pretty useless, isn't it?

@@VashdaCrash Not at all. Used under exceptional circumstances like YT Rewind Videos or Justin Bieber's 'Baby' or Taylor Swift

it was strangely moving indeed, i got goosebumps

***** Everyday Joe Doe would be like: Oh shit shit shit, I got it on camera i got it on camera. going to youtube. :D