Please the DJ at Loftus needs to play this, this weekend 🤣🔥

When Neill Armstrong took his first step on the moon he saw Rassie sitting on a rock drinking his brandewyn and coke

Rassie is the only man who can divide by zero

Rassie once took a lie detector test and the machine confessed everything

Rassie once parallel parked a train

Rassie understands women

When Rassie's phone ring in the theater, they pause the movie

They say Napoleon was the greatest strategist but he never managed to conquer Europe like Rassie

Rassie doesn't sweat. He makes his skin cry

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he already had two missed calls from Rassie

Rassie doesn't have a clock in his house because Rassie decides what time it is

Rassie will never get a heart attack because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him

When Rassie was born, the doctor said “congratulations, it’s a man”

The sun can't look straight into Rassie

Rassie once killed two stones with one bird

Rassie never flush the toilet. He simply scares the shite out of it

Is nobody going to say how great this cover has been sung (except the Ooooo ooo oo part and after , but Im sure that was on purpose 🤣)? Its on point vocally and its such a difficult song, fokken well done boeta!

They once tried to name a street after Rassie but had to rename it because no one crosses Rassie and lives

Rassie destroyed the periodic table of the elements. The only element he believes in is the element of suprise..

Rassie once heard nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it

One of the proudest moments in Rassie's life was when he conceived his parents

Rassie doesn't mow his lawn He dares the grass to grow

Rassie Erasmus, if Boer makes a plan was a person. ♥️🇿🇦

Im not one for swearing but “En ons tackle hulle f@*k#!” was classic 😂 I think we also hold the World Cup for cheering moerse tackles even more than drukking n drie

The only time Rassie was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake

Rassie is the only man who can wake up Anesthesia

Rassie knows Victoria's secret

Chuck Norris once entered a bar and saw Rassie Chuck walked out again

Brilliant!!!! You are the modern Leon Schuster. Your music gives me Nostalgia to the 95 world cup with old Leon. GEEEEEEES!!!

Rassie doesn't sleep, he waits

Rassie once counted to infinity twice ✌️

So friggin brilliant! Honestly SAcans have the most amazing sense of humour!!

Rassie Erasmus the most unifying leader in South african History

Haters will hate but this is absolutely brilliant! 😂😂😂😂🔥

Ladies and gentleman…. Our new national anthem 🇿🇦🏆🏆🏆🏆🇿🇦

Rassie has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life

Rassie once died but he feels much better now.

Fantastic ❤❤❤ imitation is the greatest form of flattery 😊 thank you saffas ❤

Fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia Fear of tight spaces is called Claustrophobia Fear of Rassie is the Logic

Every time Rassie breathes a new galaxy is born

I'd like to see Rassie do a reaction video to this 😄

Maria Callas would be applauding some of those beautiful high notes…….I wasn’t quite sure how you achieved them unless you were at drakensberg boys………. But then I saw both of your hands in your pockets….. Outstanding gentlemen Thank you

Rassie was once bitten by a Cobra. After three days of agonizing pain, the Cobra died

Chuck Norris changed his surname recently out of respect. He is now Chuck Erasmus.

Rassie's car doesn't have a left turn signal because Rassie is always right

Rassie is a legend and this song is befok.

Rassie took over the reigns from Chuck Norris...."mike dropped"

Rassie beat the sun in a staring contest.

Rassie does not take a shower. He stares at the shower head until it starts crying

Translated lyrics for anyone interested: The Irish cry for hours, like a brokenhearted song on vinyl Before you can cheer and bow before the crowds, you'll have to win a quarter-final. And we live and we sing, bring the trophy home, in your head, in your head, we are frightening. And they try and they try, to penetrate our defence, in your head, in your head, we are frightening. He's in your head, in your head. Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE He's in your head, in your head. Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE OH. The Irish have good structure, and don't sing too badly either, Get on board, because the Springbok lives, and he's not going away. And we scrum, and we ruck, and we tackle them fuckt, in your head, in your head, we are frightening! We are big, and full of meat, and we chip and we chase, in your head, in your head, we are fighting. He's in your head, in your head. Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE. He's in your head, in your head. Rassie Rassie Rassie-IE-IE-IE OH 0 0 0 0 00 00 00 0 0 0 0 AAHH

Rassie is the only person that can make Jonathan smile...

Rassie is the only man who can drop kick a bowling ball

Rassie recently had the idea to sell his pee as a canned beverage. It’s now called Red Bull.

Sit al jou songs op Spotify asb man. Dit sal loop!!

Chuck Norris looks under his bed every night to make sure Rassie isn't there

Legend says Rassie taught Pep how to coach football.

Hulle moet hom op Loftus speel na ons hulle gewen het .tjom jys n yster.😂😂

I love this too much.

Brilliant ❤

lol Brilliant as always👌🤣🤣

When Rassie left home after finishing school he told his father his the man of the house now

A tear fills the eye

Bloody awesome

this is freaken good.need to play this song on Saturday😂

Absolute legend boet ❤

Rassie built the hospital he was born in

Bigfoot claims he saw Rassie

Champions are the breakfast of Rassie

I didn’t know Lood was so good at guitar - am I the only one? 😮😂

This is TOO GOOD….🎉🎉🎉

Rassie does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Rassie komaan...we can do this...if we're not winning were losing...we dont like losing...we believe in you rassie🎉

Jis maar die talent is diep in die man. Die is absoluut LEGEND !!!!!!!

This is awesome!

(from Ireland) please give us a translation of the words, this sounds brilliant and the comments are so funny 💚

hoop ons hoor hom die naweek

Can’t wait to hear Loftus belt this out on Saturday! So pumped

Lekker home grown talent.DDP must have Rassie in his corner in August.

Brilliant 😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

Rassie's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never truly cried

Rassie explains Chuck Norris jokes to Chuck Norris!

Fokken Brilliant !! 🤘🏻😎🤣🤣

Love it - Fantastic Work :)

Uitstekend! Loftus gaan mooi loop Sat-dag. Rassie Rassie Rassie-e-e-e-e-e!!

BRILLIANT!!! 🤣

Hahahahaha well done!!!

Beatiful😂😂😂

Innovative Bru! 👊

Rassie are the man with a plan 😉 🏉

Petition to play this at Loftus but only if we're clearly winning lmaooo

😂 jonathan jys die beste❤❤❤

Baie nice liedtjie Oulik gedoen

Awesome ha ha

Die laaste minuut van sit en wag was pynlik. :D

Classic

Uncle jy maak mooi man!! Moerse fan!👏👏

wow thats pretty good!

O my jinne julle. Ek hoop Rassie sien hierdie posts 😂 It's fucking hilarious

Fokken Brilliant shit!

Well done 👏