why does her blazer have armpit cutouts

They all sound like mr. Struggle to her. She’s not impressed.

“I’m adopted and haven’t met my parents. I’m colorblind & have a star shaped birth mark.” *ARE YOU THE DOG LMAOOO*

The three E’s of online dating: Effective, Efficient and Ethan

cant believe he didn’t notice the armpitless blazer she was wearing

Petition to get Cody to criticize his viewers dating profiles?

Casually smoking weed as opposed to competitively smoking

“Are you the dog?” KILLED ME. 😂 those were all dog traits wtf

The comments: why is no one mentioning the armpitless jacket? Meanwhile in my head: Who the hell is Gary Vee

is no one gonna talk about the fact that her jackets armpits are missing.

“Why own a ferret? Just get a cat or a dog” - Cody right before getting a bearded dragon

"Where do they find these people??" Seattle. The answer is Seattle. We are a... special bunch

the guy: *literally is wearing cowboy boots* everyone: how do you know hes country?!

“Where do you find these people?!” Seattle. You find them in Seattle.

"I owned a ferret for a few weeks but large flightless birds really speak to my soul" that is the weirdest, funniest, and kinda the coolest thing of ever heard

omg she’s so brutally honest.. the second hand embarrassment i-

some guy replied on a “armpitless blazer” comment saying “and she’s exposing two major arteries” and i literally cannot stop thinking about it. what a weird thing to say

Christ thought him and Kelsey broke up for a second

“I have a star-shaped birthmark” Does he also occasionally have bizarre adventures?

"How do you get verified on Bumble?" It isn't anything like twitter verification. They just ask you to send them a pic of yourself in a specific pose so they can confirm you aren't outright catfishing.

u rlly made me search up who gary vee was after this

Cody: "I'm obsessed with myself" me: obsessed. . .mr. obsessed ??

*Absent-mindedly watching this video while looking at my phone* Cody: "OKAY ETHAN?"

OK when Cody said "This is why people think the office isn't funny, dont claim that as your own joke" I have NEVER heard a more accurate statement lmfao

Kelsey is quaking in her boots

who the heck says "large flightless birds just really speak to my soul"

dating coach is one of those jobs that only means anything in LA

Imagine if their slogan was “Taking skin of your care”

“Are you the dog?” Was the first thing that came to my mind as well

How did Cody miss that the armpits of her jacket are cut out? That's a strange yet bold fashion choice

10:07 “I have a star shaped birthmark” Imagine being a motherfreaking JoJo reference

The fact that Cody isn’t drinking GT Dave’s Kombucha seems threatening

"i think you're the huge sweetheart" "how do you know?" "would you rather be an emu or a ferret?" him: *gets excited* "i actually had a ferret..." she KNEW

It’s good to see an original comedian still going at it in his 60s

I hate how Cody has abandoned GT Dave's and buys a diff brand of kombucha smh

Cody’s looking more and more like a depressed, stoned, middle aged surfer dude in every video

Cody is like Vine. Old, but still funny...and really short

not cody being in a relationship for so long he doesn’t know how bumble works🥺😩

"Why would you own a ferret?" Says the man who just bought a tank for his bearded dragon.

The minute you mentioned Cut, I was in

“People who say they are funny aren’t funny” Also Cody during his frictionless interview: *I mean yeah I’d say I’m pretty funny*

This woman is helping these men in a long term basis and giving them solid advice that is going to work, she’s truly helping them more than their ego can handle lol

2:45 why is she standing like the 🧍‍♀️ emoji

“I think you’re a country boy” “Why do you think that?” *is wearing literal cowboy boots*

not seen one comment about the fact that she’s wearing an armpit-less blazer but we ✨move ✨

The three E’s of online dating: Effective, Efficient and Gary Vee

"nobody that knows they're that thing, says they're that thing" beautiful. spoken like a true poet

Pretty disappointed to find out this wasn’t Cody just roasting dating profiles

People named Ethan: "And I took that personally"

Why is everyone brushing over how she pronounced irony at 12:02

Cody insisting that he's kidding when he's definitely not, is the best.

Can i ask, how much confidence does she has to wear ARMPITLESS blazers??

Dear Cody’s editor, that was not a shirtless MIRROR pick, that was just a shirtless picture... I want my money back.

every time cody says “the cut” i’m made just that little bit happier

i love cody ko so much. he's been making me laugh and smile for such a long time. thank you

Who tf is Gary Vee, and why is he meeting and inspiring everybody ?!

Cody's dating profile would say "most inspiring person I've met is DHARRR MANNN"

That one dude thought a girl would go "OH YES! I WON" when he shows her the candid he took of her laughing

Cody lack of sleep was so visible throughout this video dude in the video bio said “SOCIALLY smokes weed” then Cody like: “CASUALLY smokes weed” then again the lady said “self POSSESSED” and then Cody like “I’m also self OBSESSED”

It’s really bothering me that her blazer is ripped.... or at least looks ripped. Just me?

So, my question is: How did Cody notice everyone's sweaty armpits when they raised their arms but didn't notice the huge rip on the woman's jacket?

As a guy named Ethan, I absolutely jumped at the beginning. What a weird moment

"Are you the dog" will forever be the best joke Cody has made

she avoided pit stains by just removing the pits from her blazer

“I’m self obsessed” Yeah we know Cody you document yourself scrolling through your own Reddit every week

*makes fun of people’s online dating profile the entire video * Cody: “this was boring, I thought we were gonna make fun of people’s dating profile” 🥴

the way everyone was treating the “I’m colorblind and adopted” as a bio when it was two truths and a lie irritated me sm

Why doesn’t he just ask fans to send dating profiles to roast like Sarah shauer and Britnay broski

My name’s Ethan. When he said “OK ETHAN?” I felt personally attacked.

the fact he called me out with my skin scares me

I feel like the dating coach is trying so hard not to open her arms because of the armpit less jacket.

I was so stressed until he said "I'm just glad I don't have to deal with this myself" don't scare me like that too many of my favorite couples have been taken from me this year

"anyone who is funny would never say 'i'm funny'' is a very avril lavigne "it's not punk to say you're punk" moment

6:40 this is why cody never has to say "i'm old"

“Why wouldn’t you just get a cat or something” *gets a bearded dragon not one week later*

really wish my name wasn’t ethan today

the “ya boy clean up nice 😎” photo reminds me of kodys old vines

Please create a series on how to be cool called the Cody Kode... i need it

The song you use in the background at around 8:24 sounds extremely similar to “The ballad of Chasey Lain” by “The bloodhound hang” and I find that absolutely hilarious.

“nobody that knows that they’re that thing, says that they’re that thing. They just are it.” -Cody Ko

Ethan rn: ✍️take ✍️care ✍️of ✍️skin✍️

2:40 the ad ends

U literally just spoke my words this entire video

"Are you the dog?" LMFAO I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

It's so true that adding excessive emojis in a bio looks immature LOL I love that you pointed that out

Appreciate the info at the beginning!

cody hasnt been single in so long he doesnt understand that getting verified on dating apps literally just means that youre just not a catfish

u know ya boy faithful, 'cause he doesn't know that "verifying" on Bumble is not the same as on instagram or Twitter

“Nobody who knows they’re that thing, says they’re that thing, they just are it.” -Cody

10:06 "i have a star shaped birthmark" so that means someone in that room is from the Joestar bloodline

Ah Cody sponsoring a skin care product -- is this how he has maintained a somewhat youthful look despite being born sometime in the early 1900s. If so, I need this now

I was so taken aback when he just called me out. “Ok, Ethan?”

When I worked at a pet store I would hear people talk about how cute ferrets are 28 times a day. Once I was crying BECAUSe one bit me and was holding and there was a crowd of people staring “CAN I HOLD IT?!!!!!” They can be good let’s but they need a lot of attention, they should never live in a little cage all day most people have a room in their house, I’ve even heard of people spending $5,000 proofing their house. They can get any illness humans can get, need flea treatment and shots, and are little tricksters so need a lot of playtime. I’ve had wya to many people get them and return them back to us sick with fleas idk it’s just sad.

Cody, man these vids help me when I feel low

“Your boy clean up nice 😎”

“large flightless birds just speak to my soul” fr dude? that’s so specific r u good?

Cody acts like my step dad, who’s in his 60s and his name is Gary like the snail.

Cody can u show us your hair care? Day one of asking

Cody: I'm down to smoke casual weed Also Cody: Is scared to eat edibles he's had for months

"Nobody that knows theyre that thing, say they're that thing. They just are that thing." This is giving me ~Shane saying he's an empath~ vibes