Reading My Girlfriend Applications (I'm Serious)
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4 жыл бұрынToday I read my girlfriend applications. This is not a joke, this is me trying to find love through a memeable girlfriend application.
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@FirechillStudios 4 жыл бұрын
"So how did you two meet?" "Uh..."
@redox6548 4 жыл бұрын
It's complicated 😂
@pandas4020 4 жыл бұрын
"So how did you two meet?" "uh... ITS DIO!"
@fadyali7023 4 жыл бұрын
I won in a battle royale against 3,300 other people
@goingtotahiti 4 жыл бұрын
I met my crush on an anime roleplaying page sooo 😂😂
@wintern3443 4 жыл бұрын
Kid "So how did you two meet?" Dad "Through the Roleplay Amino... wait, forget that." Later on in life: Kid "Mommy what's the Roleplay Amino?" Mum "Umm. A place for weirdos i guess?" Kid "You're a weirdo?" Mum "Pfft.. NO?!"
@idkarl3364 4 жыл бұрын
*"Sometimes those cheeks need to be clapped, man."*
@gaytuna4102 4 жыл бұрын
I read this as it came up in the video. 😂
@dragonsinneedofcoffee104 4 жыл бұрын
The pfp combined with the comment - I can't!! 😂
@ImpulsivelyBree 4 жыл бұрын
@@gaytuna4102 Same XD
@nintendork9207 4 жыл бұрын
"I dunno about that..."
@corvid6923 4 жыл бұрын
BakuDeku Madlad Get dat ship out of my face please
@sleepypotato6495 3 жыл бұрын
"why do you want to be my partner" "I have bad taste"
@AlphaTengua 3 жыл бұрын
poor cdawg
@wheww 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta give Claire (dead bird girl) another chance, she's a hell of a catch! She's at least great friend material
@maker0824 3 жыл бұрын
@@wheww why did you copy and paste a different comment, it’s right but why?
@Stynkrat 3 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say she has “Trash Taste”
@sohamsahasrabuddhe2327 2 жыл бұрын
Trash taste
@existingdark 3 жыл бұрын
Cheeks gotta be clapped. That person is a true legend.
@ParakeetDSi 2 жыл бұрын
Who is that btw?
@penpeen2185 2 жыл бұрын
@@ParakeetDSi Me 😁
@doubleaabattery7562 2 жыл бұрын
@@penpeen2185 prove it-
@penpeen2185 2 жыл бұрын
@@doubleaabattery7562 Show me your cheeks
@doubleaabattery7562 2 жыл бұрын
@@penpeen2185 ok never mind-
@maya_molina 4 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry” “Wh- Why are YOU sorry” “oh because I have such a great personality”
@HP12364 4 жыл бұрын
Vibes!! Lmaoooo I mean he did say to flex on him. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@astrolatte_ 4 жыл бұрын
That was an amazing power move.
@rosiesilk2218 4 жыл бұрын
@@HP12364 he did say to lol
@unrielistic 4 жыл бұрын
that was the absolute best girl there
@akiramakara2062 4 жыл бұрын
My boy just missed out on wifey material
@cielphantomhive4510 4 жыл бұрын
My IQ is over 200 so I don’t fall for these feeble tricks that common people fall for.
@ILovePanta123 4 жыл бұрын
Hello
@mika2832 4 жыл бұрын
Ciel Phantomhive Why do i always find the wrong fandom
@Cmon_bro12 4 жыл бұрын
You must watch rick and morty
@cielphantomhive4510 4 жыл бұрын
rawr xd I actually do watch Rick & Morty. 😂
@essennagerry 4 жыл бұрын
@@Cmon_bro12 love your username uwu
@bigseandawg1896 3 жыл бұрын
The cheek clapping girl literally no joke was rolling on my bed out of laughter
@nou2500 3 жыл бұрын
Did she clap your cheeks after?
@doc368 3 жыл бұрын
We need to know
@LemonErky 2 жыл бұрын
I know it's been 11 months but we need to know if dem cheeks got clapped by the professional cheeks clapper.
@CatLadyNatalie 3 жыл бұрын
When I was younger I literally thought this was how people got girlfriends.
@pcong498 3 жыл бұрын
Natalie Heald lmao
@empanada2019 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t blame you
@sofiipote7 3 жыл бұрын
when I was a child I thought starting a relationship had to be impossible: how do you really know the other person likes you before making a move? Also, even if they admitted they liked you, what if after you admitted it back they said "oh it was a joke, I never liked you!"? This was something that actually worried me a lot. My mind was already ruined by stupid love story tropes.
@erikt3162 2 жыл бұрын
Nope only in Japan but it’s for marriage application or interview kinda old fashioned
@ffls2706 2 жыл бұрын
@@sofiipote7 im 20 and I still thought it was like that, if it isn't like that could you explain how it actually is ?
@_Toyis 4 жыл бұрын
conner:Show pic or it didn't happen. her: *Shows pic* conner: *suprised pikachu face*
@momome0341 4 жыл бұрын
Toya Sr Lololol he told me he wasn’t expecting pics🤣
@Lascupa0788 4 жыл бұрын
@@momome0341 Are there any other pictures around haha? Like do you have an instagram or any of that jazz?
@momome0341 4 жыл бұрын
Lascupa0788 I have an Instagram, but I don’t post my birbs on it😞😞 @momome03
@jonkeathegamer 4 жыл бұрын
@@momome0341 My cat fights anything. Who do you think would win in a fight? Your bird killer or my Hunter? (His name) [BTW, this is a joke. Just thought I'd make that clear for anyone who would assume I'm some heartless guy who watches animals fight like Ash Ketchum]
@willowlily1822 4 жыл бұрын
I expect girlfriend applications to be a thing some rich dude does, not a guy who reads yaoi to Kermit for a living.
@ILoveYou-bv7mf 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@garnetvalkyrie666 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@LaeLiHeart 4 жыл бұрын
njomg we missed the chance to make an application as kermit xD
@aestheticallysaturn2965 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly it sounds like something I would do
@goingtotahiti 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@CREEPYCREEPER70 3 жыл бұрын
Her: "My cat brings them to me" Him: "What? Do you keep them as trophies" Her: "Yeah, it's cute!"
@cobalt2489 3 жыл бұрын
Understandable, have a nice day
@crimsonsolaris2140 4 жыл бұрын
*Connor, even we know you missed it when you rejected Bird Girl.*
@alicep5718 4 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend aplication: "You have passed!" 13 y/o girl: * smug face *
@xx-_-xx7124 4 жыл бұрын
That's me, except that i'm a 15 y/o boy xD
@Iggarashi 4 жыл бұрын
Fbi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@alicep5718 4 жыл бұрын
@@xx-_-xx7124 That's even better!!!
@Vaennylla 4 жыл бұрын
"I can watch porn for 9 hours straight." A man of culture, this person is.
@huhulili9021 4 жыл бұрын
Pffft 9 hours
@brooklynlopez3562 4 жыл бұрын
Read this as it happened
@HiHi-tg7rh 4 жыл бұрын
Talking like Yoda, this man is.
@dsend_ 4 жыл бұрын
@@HiHi-tg7rh overdose on ketamine, I must
@xx-_-xx7124 4 жыл бұрын
Gross xD
@shaneetsitty9573 3 жыл бұрын
Connor: "send pic of dead bird" *she sends pic* Connor: WTF
@jackjohnson8055 3 жыл бұрын
This is just 19 minutes 15 seconds of Connor boosting his self-esteem.
@shardonic1995 4 жыл бұрын
“You seem to have a fascination on, uh, clapping them cheeks, am I correct?” “Yes chef”
@maskedsinger8337 4 жыл бұрын
When Connor scrolled through the applications and the qualities that the potential girlfriends possessed I saw someone write, "I have a penis." I'm not saying Connor should choose them, but he should absolutely choose them.
@whyichigo 4 жыл бұрын
Catherine full body😅
@randommcman4212 4 жыл бұрын
Secretly you
@maskedsinger8337 4 жыл бұрын
@@randommcman4212 Nah, I wouldn't be able to get pass the Tik Tok question.
@SmooshGoo 4 жыл бұрын
Forget girlfriend this is wife material.
@okamikashikoi4738 4 жыл бұрын
Dead bird girl would have been my winner. I dont think I've ever laughed so hard.
@jaltersimp9639 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm so sorry" "Why are you sorry" "oh because I'm an amazing person" that shit killed me
@sleepydreams9046 4 жыл бұрын
Other people: *fall in love normally* CDawgVA: Here, sign those papers-
@ciatagni1345 4 жыл бұрын
Ok but like. I'm down to find someone that way. It would be so much easier than all that awkward shit.
@jamestomato1744 4 жыл бұрын
Watch out for that fine print!
@Lea-dd6gq 4 жыл бұрын
Why does this sound like the start of a bad twilight fanfiction that somehow is about bdsm?!
@jamestomato1744 4 жыл бұрын
@@Lea-dd6gq Fifty Shades of CDwagVA?
@rennXenn 4 жыл бұрын
Anime mausi My cousin when she tries to get her green card👀
@mrs.kirstein3665 4 жыл бұрын
I volunteer as tribute to be your significant other, Connor.
@icantfinddory7901 4 жыл бұрын
I agree, for thou is the perfect match for dear Connor.
@Tigermanprevatt4498 4 жыл бұрын
The H is silent
@keiji_fiji9954 4 жыл бұрын
Your right..connor needs JESUS in his life lol
@CDawgVA 4 жыл бұрын
Well Jesus hello
@PACKERMAN2077 4 жыл бұрын
@@CDawgVA he has come to fill you with his love. _Will you open your door for him to enter?_
@babygreenwitch2462 3 жыл бұрын
“But why are you sorry” “Oh cause im such an amazing person”
@user-ju8up9hc7b 4 жыл бұрын
"Aw, I don't think being chubby's a flaw.." Can we just- We stan a true legend. We needs us more mans like this
@CocoForBird 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don’t understand why more people aren’t talking about this!! I guess everyone is distracted by the bird girl.
@shino4242 3 жыл бұрын
@@CocoForBird To be fair, dead bird girl IS pretty damn distracting.
@canti7951 3 жыл бұрын
True. Being obese is.
@thechainwarden 3 жыл бұрын
@@canti7951 No that ain't either. Not at least trying to do something about it is the only flaw.
@canti7951 3 жыл бұрын
@@thechainwarden Why would you do something about it of you don't see it as a flaw? Not that having flaws is bad though, it's essential in being a human.
@CDawgVA 4 жыл бұрын
3,300 applicants in a day yet I swear to you I cannot get a match on tinder.
@alexxxanonymous8575 4 жыл бұрын
CDawgVA , For what it's worth, i would gladly date you. And, I'm 31 years old
@redmood8864 4 жыл бұрын
CDawgVA welcome to the club 70% of weeb don’t get girlfriends
@oikavvva 4 жыл бұрын
CDawgVA lmao have fun with those applicants
@olive_garden8718 4 жыл бұрын
It's just not showing you the right people.
@save50ormoreongeico84 4 жыл бұрын
yOu KnOw YoUve GoT tHaT tHiNg ThAt MaKeS tHe GirLs AlL sWiNg
@RetroYusuf 4 жыл бұрын
"What is your name" *"whatever you want daddy"* 😂
@livedandletdie 4 жыл бұрын
It's about as good as.. Me: Do you want to play the rape game? You: No! Me: That's the spirit...
@sugarpop8991 4 жыл бұрын
@@livedandletdie wow a Hellsing fan, you like Hellsing too. Is the Major your favorite character?
@bearnovacosplay9465 4 жыл бұрын
"You keep decapitated birds in jars?" "They're already dead!!" 😂
@miratparmar6779 3 жыл бұрын
8:13 "I have bad taste" That line killed me.
@PortgasDAce-wt2qu 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if it said trash taste instead XD
@bee_bch 4 жыл бұрын
Connor we already know you’re in a serious relationship with anything and everything BL related, stop trying to hide it
@sluck7511 4 жыл бұрын
Yasssss that's what I thought to myself when I saw the title.
@sketchmasterson1203 4 жыл бұрын
Damn it, Connor! That dead bird girl could have been your soulmate!
@seryip 4 жыл бұрын
No words could explain my jealousy when he rejected her: (
@sketchmasterson1203 4 жыл бұрын
@@seryip Jealous by a rejection? Peculiar!
@teflonhammer3465 4 жыл бұрын
I was definitely down on bird girl's vibe
@sketchmasterson1203 4 жыл бұрын
@@teflonhammer3465 Hm... Connor x Dead Bird Girl is the new OTP. Let's ship it intensely.
@I8ALLYOURBACON 4 жыл бұрын
Dead Bird Girl is best girl
@melted_pistons 2 жыл бұрын
15:53 “I do like short girls I do, I do.” Sometimes the story just writes itself
@coolskeleton2767 2 жыл бұрын
life
@matheusmelo7159 4 жыл бұрын
Dio is obviously the best option.
@riceseed 4 жыл бұрын
Connor I’m highly concerned about your mental health
@BothHands1 4 жыл бұрын
We all are
@sophia2664 4 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't be?
@CrazyNelsonSisters 4 жыл бұрын
I leave twitter for 2 minutes. Idk if I should scold him or hug him.
@user-th8uf6tx3m 4 жыл бұрын
I was the 666th like...
@CrazyNelsonSisters 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-th8uf6tx3m hello satan.
@kirbandabirb342 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Worried Connor: *I pRoMiSe ThIs TiTlE iSnT aS wIeRd As It SeEmS*
@maestrofeli4259 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry" "why are you sorry" "I'm sorry for you because I an amazing person"
@c0d3w4rri0r 2 жыл бұрын
The irony now is if he did this now it would just be full of people pretending to be iron mouse.
@mr.s5165 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's facts. It's also kind of sad, isnt it?
@ballfart6990 4 жыл бұрын
Idiots: “complete” Connor, an intellectual: “comfortable” 13:29
@l._.l07 4 жыл бұрын
XDD
@aliciasama8219 4 жыл бұрын
I was literally the idiot, hi hello 🤠
@yumiaeonpatino1385 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "....being chubby isn't a flaw" I was literally dumbfounded. Only a few men would say that. Thank you very much. Made my esteem go a little up.
@mattbenz99 3 жыл бұрын
It is well known that other women are usually more critical of a woman's looks than men. As long as a guy thinks you are a cool person, they will like you. People tend to confuse the raw sex energy of a supermodel for being something that guys want. It really isn't, guys will feel sexually attracted to them, but they don't really want a relationship with them.
@thechainwarden 3 жыл бұрын
Bullshit. As a guy I would like to say that most wouldn't have a problem with it. Do you know why I think that. Because when I look around I see plenty of older happy couples with one or both partners a tad bit on the chubby side. That just shows to me that no matter your appearance eventually everyone finds the one for them it might take some longer then others but in the end love triumphs over looks. And while it may be true that not everyone's appearance is attractive to everyone I still grantee that there is someone out there who to them you are the most beautiful sight in the whole world. You just got to keep looking.
@tomakapec1909 3 жыл бұрын
@@mattbenz99 sir this, being chubby is fine(if you thicc) then it is even better. But being fat or obese is, and the problem isn't the looks, but that you won't change
@octobomb 3 жыл бұрын
Men don't really care. Confident and Funny girls are it!
@TheeEnglishKnight 3 жыл бұрын
mattbenz99 [Canadian Gambit] not really, women are always about body positive and supporting other women. Only men have ever made fun of my body
@DarkestVampire92 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm accepting Girlfriend applications" *gets 3000 responses* *In the end, a year later he's engaged with a tiny, loud puerto rican mouse he didn't ask for and didn't want*
@buch3526 2 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't want a Tungsten rat
@kaukospots 2 жыл бұрын
You could say she had an iron clad application
@Kosmic_fire 4 жыл бұрын
Watch CDawg actually get a girlfriend from this video series
@shortkawaiianimator3681 4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist he's gonna get a trap
@BurittoSandwich 4 жыл бұрын
It has to be dead bird girl
@ILoveYou-bv7mf 4 жыл бұрын
@@shortkawaiianimator3681 I wish for a trap, they're so cute~ 😍
@sunnyy4060 4 жыл бұрын
Boyfriend*
@livedandletdie 4 жыл бұрын
I mean if I had entered that stupid application, then there would been a chance for a trap... however, I do think Connor deserves someone with better teeth than me, I make the Brits look like they actually take care of their teeth. I'm the perfect human being except for my really really really poor teeth. I'm just glad that I'm rich enough to buy new ones whenever I want...
@fairyfellerr2322 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Connor put ‘I’m serious’ in his title cuz no one believes him anymore 😂
@kablanq4673 4 жыл бұрын
MetaGirl lol
@mokongthe3856 3 жыл бұрын
I think there's a two winner on this one. "The dead bird girl, The cheek clappers."
@altercard5389 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, dead bird girl's hobby reminds me of how scientists keep specimens preserved in jars.
@vincenttran5268 4 жыл бұрын
Dead bird girl actually sounds like a huge catch. Missed opportunity, my guy. lol
@momome0341 4 жыл бұрын
Vincent Tran awww, thank uuuu!!💕💕💕
@BothHands1 4 жыл бұрын
Fritz McKenzie Totally agree, that was the best part of the show
@BothHands1 4 жыл бұрын
Fritz McKenzie I dated a girl who would collect roadkill and use bleach to clean the bones and display them. Had bird and squirrel skulls all over her nightstand. She was crazy, but also the most fun person I've ever known lol Never a dull moment
@Nell-r0se 4 жыл бұрын
Dead bird girl is best waifu
@toophoot2757 4 жыл бұрын
@@momome0341 wait are you the dead bird girl?
@VINOS234 4 жыл бұрын
In 1 day he got 3.3k girlfriend applications What an absolute chad
@awesomestuff9715 4 жыл бұрын
meanwhile im trying but still single
@dogeofdojima3813 4 жыл бұрын
And in 7 hours you got 1.2k likes
@wintern3443 4 жыл бұрын
And i sir, sha'll give you 3.31k DAMPplications. Heh.
@motionwindart 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@jazzburrell8870 4 жыл бұрын
4 years and I haven’t made eye contact with a woman
@frickenflapcraps 3 жыл бұрын
Ok but all those questions to make sure you dont get underage kids was GENIUS even though it probably didnt work LMAO
@6Hell6oopz6 3 жыл бұрын
Dead bird girl, if You're reading this, I think that's cute You respect Your cat's gifts. At least one human being can apreciate our love. You are great.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
Over 3,000 females have a good taste in voice actors.
@Jojo-lr5yc 4 жыл бұрын
Just Some Guy without a Mustache naah there were some guys too who loved that yaoi stuff
@its_just_seb 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jojo-lr5yc and nonbinaries, like me
@PACKERMAN2077 4 жыл бұрын
@@its_just_seb so you're basically like Pluto if it were to somehow multiply its inertia and reconnect with its separate symbiotic rotational half?
@nocontenthere1829 4 жыл бұрын
Dude you’re everywhere
@aprilshowers7815 4 жыл бұрын
I tell you it's teleportation
@matthewsvoth9181 4 жыл бұрын
Bird girl was clearly taken out for being overqualified. God that is so cute.
@wintern3443 4 жыл бұрын
What's cute is us. Alone. Forever. Without. Good Qualities.
@user-qo4xz8ix9n 4 жыл бұрын
Three likes until 666 *-*
@silviastoneheart272 4 жыл бұрын
Lol she was the best
@derpgamze7304 4 жыл бұрын
True
@andrewprahst2529 4 жыл бұрын
It really was cute
@killedeadying6446 4 жыл бұрын
Connor : having tons of self-esteem since there are *3000* applications ???: *I have bad taste* Self-esteem:
@Gemstones1000 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@hewhoisoverheaven 2 жыл бұрын
0:09 iron mouse talking in loud volume will wake him up
@jbark678 4 жыл бұрын
"I disapprove of your hobby." "Thank you!" 😊
@liana5705 4 жыл бұрын
goddammit she was funny af
@enderscythe 4 жыл бұрын
I love that woman so much we have so much in common
@LucifersPride6 4 жыл бұрын
Enderscythe i do u know her? if u don’t, i’d suggest a therapist, please
@Shura31412 4 жыл бұрын
@@LucifersPride6 I second that. Therepist asap
@sable7687 3 жыл бұрын
@@enderscythe agreed
@ryleighgray914 4 жыл бұрын
No one would send applications to be my girlfriend 😔👊
@theshyguy1580 4 жыл бұрын
(Cue sad violin)
@clobobrizzy8341 4 жыл бұрын
Send me the link to put it in 😊
@Galaord 4 жыл бұрын
@@clobobrizzy8341 You are way too desperate.
@RuneTacticss 4 жыл бұрын
Mood
@PACKERMAN2077 4 жыл бұрын
Plays _In the Arms of an Angel_
@cflame14 3 жыл бұрын
I would title this video "weird women SIMP for Connor" 😂
@libralovesleo1 4 жыл бұрын
Have to agree. Love your voice. 😍 Your personality and humor is gold! This video made me giggle...
@zebbo 4 жыл бұрын
Dead bird girl was a CATCH man!!!!!! A catch!! Just like how her cat caught those birds-
@momome0341 4 жыл бұрын
Zeblezz lolololol
@xxdarkyanxx7932 4 жыл бұрын
If you forget about the dead birds looking straight into your soul, her personality and replies were so good I almost wanted to hear more.
@Linda-ff9ny 4 жыл бұрын
XxDarkyanxX bro the dead birds are the best part tho! I can tell u from experience, that collecting weird stuff is amazing and so much fun!
@xxdarkyanxx7932 4 жыл бұрын
@@Linda-ff9ny I'm 50-50 on that. Like, it sounds morbid, but at the same time it sounds like you're not a boring person in life so I'd be up to overlook it and see what happens
@zebbo 4 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, she really seemed pretty cool and chill!! She was super fun to hear from!
@boopeimi8921 4 жыл бұрын
I want to be friends with that girl with the dead birds. She is a godsend.
@leonpolic2112 4 жыл бұрын
Get. Help.
@szymonkociszewski814 4 жыл бұрын
@@leonpolic2112 dud
@szymonkociszewski814 4 жыл бұрын
@@leonpolic2112 say sike rn
@momome0341 4 жыл бұрын
💕💕💕
@BothHands1 4 жыл бұрын
She was my favorite!!! I dated a girl once who was into taxidermy, and she had a lot of dead animal bones on display. She would get roadkill and stick it in a bucket of bleach until all the meat fell off the bones. Her bird skull was her personal favorite. Crazy people have way more fun than sane people. There was _never_ a dull moment. If dead bird girl is also into girls, hmu 😉 I'm kidding of course, but really, she sounds really cool :)
@vlad85ilver 3 жыл бұрын
This is pretty entertaining mate. I'm having fun watching your videos now. Thanks Chris Broad and animeMan that I found yet another another entertaining youtuber.
@melissabloemen 4 жыл бұрын
Connor: I can't do loud people But Connor you are loud yourself!
@adamwestphd8190 4 жыл бұрын
I legit thought dead bird girl was going to say "That's too bad, I was looking forward to putting you in a jar."
@lukeattheocean 4 жыл бұрын
Underated. Up top you gooo
@jasonours6957 4 жыл бұрын
Oof
@fabianvarli2331 4 жыл бұрын
same
@tekikato-sama5487 4 жыл бұрын
Yea
@cherryt8222 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah That's what I thought.
@lemonhtml 4 жыл бұрын
Ngl I think the bird girl was a keeper. Plus cremation is the same as just keeping people in a jar once someone dies
@draconshot928 4 жыл бұрын
Same plus he did ask for the pics
@Jsizzlet 4 жыл бұрын
This is true but it went off the rails real quick there when he asked that question. The video was worth watching for her alone.
@mayoooketchup 3 жыл бұрын
I am just in a middle of a marathon of your videos and I can't stop laughing. I have to pause idk how many times per video. You are a gem I didn't know I needed.
@sneakyskunk1 2 жыл бұрын
Before the mouse of iron, there was the girl of dead bird. In some better timeline, they are together.
@mikadotakimura 4 жыл бұрын
Claire was my favorite. Put her through the interview! You said you’d put her in if she sent the pics.
@momome0341 4 жыл бұрын
Mikado yes!yes!yes!!
@josephinelaw1332 4 жыл бұрын
aGREEE
@Eggsther 4 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaaaz
@siren239 4 жыл бұрын
I also agree!
@ironheart1923 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! Vote OP up!!
@i.hate.everything. 4 жыл бұрын
The "dead bird girl" is a catch, Connor. Give her another chance
@lastmanstanding7155 4 жыл бұрын
Claire Gang must rise up
@Sloudy 4 жыл бұрын
I love she, cuz is sincere xD
@Ngw8888 4 жыл бұрын
Hmu claire im so deprived of love ; - ;
@MILOPETIT 4 жыл бұрын
Litteraly so nice she won't throw away the corpses her cat gives her
@papadoomguy7412 4 жыл бұрын
Are you her in disguise..?
@snakes3280 3 жыл бұрын
So wait wait wait WAIT your telling me cdawg is reading girlfriend applications Is it because he doesn't want to have emily feel like a third wheel anymore?
@ronnieketchum1241 2 жыл бұрын
Damn your edits make me roll on the floor man. Even more than the stories
@mikanmandarin 4 жыл бұрын
The Bachelor: KZfaq Edition
@no-vw9ib 4 жыл бұрын
Hi mikan such i big fan!!!
@dankykaminari2259 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gash hello Mikan-son! (COUgh sorry for the Son I’m Lionish.)
@glazeddonuts1715 4 жыл бұрын
Omg 😲. Hi Mikan😊 I'm one of your subscribers. In love your videos❤😁. (I'm a girl btw)
@applepiss1969 4 жыл бұрын
Woah, didn't expect you here! Hello! 😊
@adrammelech6323 4 жыл бұрын
He just needs to go on Rajjchelar and get roasted by Minx and pick QTCinderella who'll pick host and humiliate him.
@felixhenson9926 4 жыл бұрын
"I disapprove of your hobby" "THANK YOU"
@tangerlemon 4 жыл бұрын
Great editing evan!
@F4834N 3 жыл бұрын
The questions before the application starts 🤣🤣🤣 well done sir. Those calls tho, so fun to watch.
@nessa4132 4 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh the Dio applicant had me rolling! These were fantastic...im in tearsXD
@Funcijej 4 жыл бұрын
Roadrolling?
@nessa4132 4 жыл бұрын
@@Funcijej I missed my chance but yes ROADROLLING lol
@souptheirl1482 4 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeeee
@weedgoofy4323 4 жыл бұрын
You expected a girlfriend application but it was me Dio
@souptheirl1482 4 жыл бұрын
@@weedgoofy4323 that's my line
@idkarl3364 4 жыл бұрын
*"What's the word for yes in Italian?"* *" S Í "*
@VixieTSQ 4 жыл бұрын
How does multiple of your comments have like above 100 likes
@sierrarose8684 3 жыл бұрын
You should make another one in fall! This would be a hysterical series!
@pakkenpk5598 3 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this man, some of these girls are so freaking funny 😂
@dr.trojan1492 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 the girl with the dead birds makes me laugh...😂 I fucking love that it made my day
@shu9837 4 жыл бұрын
Troy Kempski yeah
@mrj5256 4 жыл бұрын
Claire is my absolute favorite... That Narcissism at the end of the call.. "Why are you sorry?" "Because I'm such an amazing person." 10/10
@jonathanjoestar6616 3 жыл бұрын
If i was actually as fortunate as this dude I would actually take her.
@salvadortoscano2534 3 жыл бұрын
@@claudiolluberes111 Same xD
@bahni9288 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanjoestar6616 Me too actually, if it where collecting random bird corpses, I would disapprove, but that way, I can actually relate and she´s cute, I think and it looks like she got good humor.
@shookedshooky2252 3 жыл бұрын
14:59 That just gave me a great idea of how to be noticed lol😂😂
@pagefunderburg3743 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching these people fawn over him, I honestly find it hilarious
@kingJinghe 4 жыл бұрын
15:06 Conner: "I disaprove of your hobby. Let me just say that." Fan: "Thank you!" Conner: "What? No! That's not a compliment!!" TSUNDERE CONNER 😂😂
@wishingflowers7366 4 жыл бұрын
UwU
@waifa1394 4 жыл бұрын
That’s not tsundere Jotaro, that’s just disagreeing
@rexysmile 4 жыл бұрын
@@waifa1394 tell that to the 658 people who liked that comment
@Shura31412 4 жыл бұрын
Scared Connor
@westonrekz1634 3 жыл бұрын
1.5k idiots. That’s litterally now what a tsundere is
@chairjuju2243 4 жыл бұрын
Evan: *roasts connor and tells him that no one likes him* Connor: Literally gets over 3,300 girlfriend applicants
@angyaloevera 4 жыл бұрын
...... dayum im not sure what ur talking abt but if its what im thinking then welp
@eurusblue2022 4 жыл бұрын
Vera Nguyen I was thinking of Dear Evan Hansen....
@angyaloevera 4 жыл бұрын
@@eurusblue2022 GAH I KNEW IT WYASS its good to meet a fellow theatre fan everywhere :D and poor evan XD he had no gf applicants at all
@WestfieldsBassnasty 3 жыл бұрын
I’m impressed that those two ladies were so witty
@Charlamanga 3 жыл бұрын
This was so good you should almost do more
@Cloudkillsgaming 4 жыл бұрын
I think dead bird girl should be given a nother chance she was Hella cute
@chaitalighosh1759 4 жыл бұрын
You are as weird as her.
@pseudonym8667 4 жыл бұрын
@@chaitalighosh1759 Better than boring though, right?
@timothybarrett7626 4 жыл бұрын
he really fucked up not picking obvious best girl
@vitobru8361 4 жыл бұрын
she was pretty cute tho
@rekaramu483 4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@LionEl_Jonson 4 жыл бұрын
“Why are you sorry??” “Well because I’m an amazing person” Absolute mad lad right there
@ninjahunterx7497 4 жыл бұрын
Because I'm a amazing person lol, I like her humor.
@ewe8929 3 жыл бұрын
Smooth
@serenaheartfilia6587 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that he roasts everyone 😂❤️ Keep up the awesome vids Conner ❤️
@artsumeshae 3 жыл бұрын
I’m so upset I only found your channel after this application was made 😭😭❤️
@BuLLeTx96 4 жыл бұрын
Ngl, that dead bird gal, even tho potentially crazy person, kinda cute. Prolly crazy. Still cute.
@lucca3084 4 жыл бұрын
Yandere style... I'm not into that
@blacktiger796 4 жыл бұрын
you seen Mirai Nikki??? that's some high tier waifu material my guy
@icepenguin7278 4 жыл бұрын
Haltia what about a trap that’s a yandere?
@yuirick 4 жыл бұрын
"I can be too sexy for my own good" Me when job interviewer asks for flaws
@solarlion389 3 жыл бұрын
Jojo is my fav anime, DIO in the girlfriend application is too funny lol.
@Heiteinah 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta say getting more than 1 application has to be a very curious situation, over 3000 is nuts. I'd be at a loss for words and be too embarrassed to do anything with it. But yeah cool video. Thanks, mate
@Eva-en8vt 4 жыл бұрын
"Do you have any talents?" - Cosplay. "Links?" - *Links to my TikTok*
@bunnigotlost4526 4 жыл бұрын
Claire: “I collect dead birds” Me on discord: “Hey wanna eat my vegetables with me?” “They’re fresh from the hospital”
@ohheyiexist737 4 жыл бұрын
But she has a physical collection. But also n i c e
@chdachmen3274 4 жыл бұрын
Congrats Sir/Madam! You have made me laugh!
@moss6771 4 жыл бұрын
But I do collect dead birds
@bunnigotlost4526 4 жыл бұрын
Claire unicorns sorry if it offended you I didn’t mean to I just wanted to be funny (also I don’t doubt you do)
@KenKanekiHaiseSasaki 4 жыл бұрын
@@moss6771 yo are you seriously the Claire from the vid 😹
@Zoe-ft6hx 2 жыл бұрын
ngl this is the funniest thing ive seen in a while. please do this again XD that first call had me laughing so hard i almost fell out of my chair. the P.S. correction got me too XD
@bluesideloml3150 3 жыл бұрын
14:14 I LOVE THAT DEAD BIRD GIRL- SHE'S REALLY FUNNY-
@RaeMiiDoe 4 жыл бұрын
"in one sentence..." *Proceeds to write the longest run-on sentence in history* 😂
@SupaDanteX 4 жыл бұрын
A run on sentence, while grammatically poor, is still a sentence. That person is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
@RaeMiiDoe 4 жыл бұрын
@@SupaDanteX Definitely! I would've gone for a run on for sure 😂
@D1sc0rd- 4 жыл бұрын
_Im an aspiring author_ _I truly appreciate you and I think we would be great together plus Im fantastic at sex but we could also have deep conversations at any time since we have so much in common_
@SuperAgentGauge 4 жыл бұрын
You can write a sentence that goes on for pages without it being a run on. A run on is a sentence that uses incorrect punctuation, not necessarily being a long sentence.
@tylerjackson8318 4 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that I ended up making a sentence that was a little over a page long during a colon and semicolon unit in English class at one point.
@keiji_fiji9954 4 жыл бұрын
Subsribers:CDAWAGVA HAS A GIRLFRIEND!? Me: he does now..about 3,354 of em
@NobaBoba_ 4 жыл бұрын
LARGE BAGUETTE LAFAYETTE :3 Hamilton fan and a weeb with good taste in voice actors I see your a man of culture
@keiji_fiji9954 4 жыл бұрын
@@NobaBoba_ why yes..yes I am lol. But I am a WOMAN~ of culture lol. You seem to be a woman of culture yourself. Tou have fine taste too
@toxicsugarart2103 4 жыл бұрын
HAREM TIME
@keiji_fiji9954 4 жыл бұрын
@@toxicsugarart2103 YAY
@ayanochan4827 4 жыл бұрын
LARGE BAGUETTE LAFAYETTE :3 Your username Omg yessss
@thesmokelounge4356 3 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for rem but it was still good 🥺
@willdominatetheunviersein123 3 жыл бұрын
You know, I found your channel through the Trash Taste Podcast, and recently(unrelated) played a Pokemon Nuzlocke and stupidly decided to 1 Hit K.O. a Ground-type Pokemon, *TRAPINCH* instead of catching it. This, obviously, made me very, very sad. But then, when I watched how you filtered those under 18+ in your video, it made my bloody day. Tq Connor-kun
@hollycompton1903 4 жыл бұрын
Connor, I would apply to be your therapist at this point. *You need help.* ( I still love your content, it's just this is a bit overboard. )
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