I love that Chuck Norris can laugh at himself. What a great guy.

Chuck Norris has once been to mars, that's why there's no life there anymore.

Chuck Norris for president!!!

Chuck Norris doesn’t just do push-ups; he pushes the Earth down. But when he’s feeling extra adventurous, he heads to a black hole for his workout. Here’s how it goes: Warm-Up: Chuck Norris steps into the event horizon of the black hole. Regular folks would be spaghettified, but not Chuck. He just nods at the singularity like it owes him money. Push-Up Position: Chuck assumes the classic push-up stance, palms on the event horizon, toes dangling in the abyss. His beard flutters in the gravitational waves. Counting Reps: As he lowers himself, the black hole quivers. Each push-up compresses spacetime. The universe holds its breath. Chuck counts: “One… Two… Three…” Gravity Boost: On the upswing, Chuck pushes off with the force of a thousand collapsing stars. His biceps ripple, and the black hole wobbles like a tipsy planet. Cool-Down: After a hundred push-ups, Chuck high-fives the singularity. It’s grateful for the workout. Chuck grins and says, “You’re welcome, cosmic void.” And that’s how Chuck Norris stays fit. Regular gyms? Nah. He prefers the infinite density of black holes. Because when Chuck does push-ups, he’s not just building muscle; he’s sculpting the very fabric of reality. 💪🌌

I like chuck Norris

:) Chuck Norris is one of the greatest martial artist actors

Love Chuck Norris and his sense of humor lol...

Chuck Norris just delayed global warming by a few years. Thanks, Chuck!

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This is no joke. It's an official video by NASA.

That's why my house my entire city shaked

I'd vote for him :)

M-M-M-M-M-M-MAKE THE GROUND SHAKE

Playing the video caused an earthquake here, it must be true

when he was a kid sum 1 got mad at him bad old sum1 that one old LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

god is and will all wayesbe with you all god bless and keep thoses prayers up don't give up hang in there you will make it I still watch your show texax walker ranger every day god bless you

the Bible needs to be taught in FACT school

chuck norris jokes are getting old LoL

the Bible needs to be taught in FACT school