Steven Seagal fights well in the movies but in reality not because Bruce Lee would beat up Steven Seagal Chuck Norris would beat up Steven Seagal then Van Damme because Bruce Lee trained Chuck Norris and with martial arts that Bruce Lee He taught Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris taught Van Damme, now it would be worse for Steven Seagal, fighting with the three of them
@TheRealTomahawk2 күн бұрын
This is perfect. That’s the perfect time to mold young men middle school 6 7and eighth grade. That was a big time for my brother and I . That’s when we started fighting, and got into a gang, we were northerners. however my big brother James got into his first fight around the time Mortal Kombat was released, I remember that when he was about 7 years old and A little kid who lived about five houses down to the left of us who was a little bit older than us was bullying James and my mom said to his mom I want my son to fight your son because my son is afraid of your son because your son keeps bullying my son. So James and this boy fought on the street in our gated apartments in Modesto, California and James won, afterward they shook hands, but James saw shaking hands as an opportunity to punch the other boy and so James shook his hand and punched him, and chaos ensued. Around when I was in 6th grade and James in 7th is about the time I became a Bruce Lee fan, and that’s when I began to fight. Streetfigjts mind you. I was told by my stepdad about this guy who when he gets cut, he would lick his blood and go crazy and attack the bad guys and that’s from enter the dragon, and the big boss, but I think he was thinking about enter the dragon. After he told me that I said to myself, I’m going to learn everything I can possibly learn about this guy, and I have not stopped for 23 years . I just got his book The Tao of Jeet Kune do I’ve never had it and I’ve always wanted it. I have a friend named Carter Williams who won “enter the beast “tournament that would also be a good title for movie. My big brother James and I started wrestling when he was 5 and I was 4 in Riverbank, California where my step-dad’s family owned some land at the time. I have another true story one time my brother and I while we were still in high school we were walking in a group of our homeboys There was about 14 of us. We were walking home from a football game and we all claimed the color red and some pecker scraps drove by who are some of our rivals there was two guys anyways they pulled over and my brother threw an American flag pole at them so they got out and ran at us and we ran away for about three seconds until we realized what are we running for? And then we stopped and started fighting these two guys. I was laughing to myself at that story right now because any one of us would’ve fought them both at the same time if the scenarios were different but we ran. They were probably high on drugs and it was just psychology that made us run for those few seconds. We were all in high school and these two guys were about 19 and 21 years old. I actually fought both of those guys. The first guy I fought one on one and I won well my brother and I were about to go fishing in Waterford. Ca, and the second guy I fought him in a two-on-one first I fought his friend one-on-one where I knocked him down with one punch, my first and only punch, and the second one from before- demanded I fight him so I did; he didn’t know how to fight; he caught me offguard when he pulled both arms back to throw a haymaker so I hesitated and threw a Southpaw kick to the body, and then a double leg takedown, got caught in a guillotine, but got out, and I was about to rain down some ground and pound, but the first guy grabbed a bat and was about to hit me with it, but my friends stopped him and we took off because I think someone called the cops and we didn’t want to get caught, we were drinking a little and just roaming the streets. The reason why those two guys wanted to fight me, and the reason why they were looking for me is because of a situation that took place earlier. My homeboys and I and my brother tried to get revenge because one of our homeboys was jumped by two guys where he had to fight two of them both one on one back to back And so we went to these peoples houses 15 or 20 of us and when we got in front of the house, I was the first one out of the car and I was the only one to a clean punch on standing in front of the house. Right after I punch this guy and he fell backwards on a car people started streaming out of the house carrying baseball bats and so I took off and all the people on the cars took off as well and ran around the block and met up with my brother and the homeboys, my brother was in one car and I thought he was right behind me after I got out and punched that guy, but he got back in after the guys came out of the house with baseball bats. We did that because they jumped my friend the same way they fought me two guys one on one back to back.
@BruceTeysseire3 күн бұрын
Poulet frite dimanche en famille
@stefaneer91203 күн бұрын
(0:10) We didn't need solar energy from the sun. Chuck Norris is our solution to make solar energy.
@princenoah214 күн бұрын
0:44 what is that song?
@PiotrekKaszkur-bz6oz5 күн бұрын
Moje dzieciństwo ❤❤❤❤
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris can play Super Mario in a PlayStation 5.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Medusa turned into a stone after Chuck Norris stared her in the eye.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
If Chuck Norris is the captain of the RMS Titanic, the iceberg would just run away for good.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Before God created the light, there was darkness. And Chuck Norris created the darkness.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
When Chuck Norris dies, the entire universe blows up.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
When Chuck Norris says, "I'm the King". King Charles steps down and crowned Chuck the new King of England.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris can make Gordon Ramsay cry after telling him the food he cooked is bad.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
When Chuck Norris hit the pause button in the remote, the entire world has stopped.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
When Chuck Norris surrounded by the police, Chuck Norris arrests them.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris can ask someone from the TV, and then answers back.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris can lift a chair while he was sitting on it.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
When Chuck Norris steps into the middle of the world war, the countries make a world peace.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
When the cobra bits Chuck Norris, the cobra instantly dies due to blood poisoning.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris is not running, he just spins the Earth faster.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris steps into the sun, and the Sun melts.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris can whip a belt, an Asteroid belt
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris rolls the bowling ball into the gutter, and then get a 10-pin strike.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
When Chuck Norris arrived in hell, Satan confessed to God and later became an angel.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris can defeat two people in Chess, at the same time, using the same board.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris can separate the 3-in-1 coffee into coffee powder, creamer and sugar.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
When Chuck Norris molests a child, a child was sentenced to death for messing around with Chuck.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
A car has been hospitalized after Chuck Norris ran over it.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
When Chuck Norris enters Epstein Island, all of the people inside have turned virgins.
@jamesromualdez14055 күн бұрын
NGL but Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme would absolutely wipe the entire WCW roster.
@Magysh5115 күн бұрын
see you cant do that
@user-fb5qm7ig7s6 күн бұрын
When I was little I used to watch it with my grandma
@Magysh5117 күн бұрын
where is cowboy deadpool
@salamaraif16488 күн бұрын
Chuck was very good martial arts
@richardkaringuri55579 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris can climb a tree with his hands in the pocket!
@PTL233610 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪
@diegomanosalvas269611 күн бұрын
Señor Walker
@crimedramadvdhotspot772012 күн бұрын
Half of the bikers R drug dealers
@jesusjavierhurtado719613 күн бұрын
Nostalgia:mi tía lo verá desde el cielo
@Whitchelslov13 күн бұрын
They look alike😂😂😂
@feltonraiman570814 күн бұрын
This is opening belongs to season 3 (episodes 1-10) not season 2. Season 1 only had 3 episodes. I have to say that my favourite theme is the one from season 2 but I also like this one. I also think that this is probably the best season and it has the best season finale with the best villain in the entire series.
@CoronaOro14 күн бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤ unforgettablee trent and carlos❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ i love so muck❤❤❤❤❤
@user-lk2od9cu6n16 күн бұрын
one of my older people said that he began to sleep in the light at the start, and it continued at night
@lukeandreasroma702116 күн бұрын
Whick of them is chuck
@cygnusx-186216 күн бұрын
This is boring
@riproar1117 күн бұрын
I made up some. "Chuck Norris doesn't have eardrums. He has double bass eardrum kits." "Chuck Norris chooses to believe it's not butter."