Real Life Item Rarities

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Жыл бұрын

it was about time we did something truly important with one of these videos
♦ People in the video ♦
Quacks (Orange) - / @justquacks
Gavin (Purple) - / gavintinoyt
Joey (Red) - / @joeybatoey
Matt (Blue) - / itsasaii
Loki (Green) - / huskymoment
Edited by: Sane + Me
/ virtuallysane
♠ Social Media Links ♠
→ Twitch - / callmecarsonlive
→ Twitter - / callmecarsonyt
→ Instagram - / callmecarsonyt
→ Discord - / discord
→ Subreddit - / callmecarson
Music -
Intro: Ballz - Tsunami
Outro:
Put a Smile on Your Face - Miitopia
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
Real Life Item Rarities

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@blazethegame Жыл бұрын

Gavin never stops his transformation into a true eldritch horror

@phenexxxx Жыл бұрын

it’s only a matter of time that we are absorbed into the flesh mass that calls itself gavintino

@shademandude712 Жыл бұрын

So true 😭😭

@Supp_Blue Жыл бұрын

Blue

@jyosongurung5583 Жыл бұрын

@@Supp_Blue yes

@juanix9948 27 күн бұрын

wet

@lukelewis3726 Жыл бұрын

As a South African I can indeed confirm that the truck is indeed from Lenasia and our currency is based off of Pirates

@ChadKimberly01 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the confirmation, Luke

@lukelewis3726 Жыл бұрын

No problem, Chad Kimberly

@user-dy1hm2lf4z Жыл бұрын

@@Rie314 leg

@pissapocalypse Жыл бұрын

@@Rie314 leg end

@redmist6630 Жыл бұрын

ever since i was young I wanted to steal the target ball

@escapingnoone9442 Жыл бұрын

I can't believe I nearly didn't watch this video. I could have missed Worm Biden. I could have gone my entire life without ever witnessing Worm Biden. Imagine how tragic that would have been. Oh the humanity. He really turned himself into a worm. Truly inspirational. wow.

@ultmateragnarok8376 Жыл бұрын

8:06 The irony is that the Target Ball is an anti-vehicle defense to stop people from driving into the store implemented after the terror attacks in 2009

@estud6411 Жыл бұрын

holy shit, this changes certain aspects of my childhood. how dare you

@frogwhatandviolin8715 Жыл бұрын

he is lying i work at target. we keep the creature in the back that lays them. they are eggs

@estud6411 Жыл бұрын

@@frogwhatandviolin8715 well, then this IMPROVES certain aspects of my childhood... greatly.

@yobaugst3369 Жыл бұрын

@@frogwhatandviolin8715 Yea but the only reason Target created The Creature™ is to have it lay eggs to stop people driving into the store. Why do you think they're so bouncy?

@smokeyplane3285 Жыл бұрын

@@yobaugst3369 Target Ball Industrial Complex™ proving quality anti-vehicle defense solutions since 2009

@Dudles101 Жыл бұрын

The worm biden bit was genuinally one of the funniest bits on this channel

@thelegend50boi58 Жыл бұрын

Every time I watch a CallmeCarson video I lose a little more brain cells. I couldn’t be happier.

@mayflowwy Жыл бұрын

oh you will be

@tsup2 Жыл бұрын

Ignorance is bliss, and you're well on your way to it.

@godlikefish1193 Жыл бұрын

You won't be able to feel anything _other_ than happiness soon enough

@WhimsicalLittledawg Жыл бұрын

Finally, someone loses braincells somehow happily!

@jellyfishsquawk Жыл бұрын

i feel brain dead

@play__everything Жыл бұрын

Holy shit he actually kept his scheduled upload promise This has to be against some form of unwritten youtuber laws

@matfon2127 Жыл бұрын

CoryxKenshin wants to know your location

@furcornmanwiththemasterpla8380 Жыл бұрын

Ygs every friday!

@YCCMAnon Жыл бұрын

And the videos are going crazy

@theberhadian Жыл бұрын

It's because the CPM was through the roof in December

@CaptainStereo Жыл бұрын

Awkward silence

@justquacks Жыл бұрын

the piss detectives cannot be avoided

@snp.. Жыл бұрын

SO true...

@JoshuaAndres Жыл бұрын

🕵️‍♂️yup… that’s piss

@AmericanMetalhead100 6 ай бұрын

Quack

@ALaughingWolf2188 Жыл бұрын

Carson and his friends are the perfect people to determine the rarities of objects and sort them in a tier list

@fayah8865 Жыл бұрын

The effort you put in to ruin a kid's day by being rude to them in the comments in multiple videos off of Carson alone is immeasurable. If you put that much effort in getting a life you'd be out there winning Oscars!

@NicholeXD Жыл бұрын

@@fayah8865 wtf are you talking about

@fayah8865 Жыл бұрын

@@NicholeXD the dude i was talking to deleted his comment lol

@pissapocalypse Жыл бұрын

@@fayah8865 you didn't @ anyone so it looks like you're saying it to OP lol

@fayah8865 Жыл бұрын

@@pissapocalypse yeah my bad

@JabberwockySuperfly507 Жыл бұрын

How the hell did this change from a slightly unusual tier list video to Worm Biden

@CallMeCarson Жыл бұрын

he turned himself into a worm. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen

@JoshuaAndres Жыл бұрын

@@CallMeCarson you should do a video where it’s a sitcom of various presidents from throughout history

@mr.watermole8931 Жыл бұрын

@@CallMeCarson Could you Please tell us what voice mod was used to voice the worm Carson??

@butterbox111 5 күн бұрын

And then Barack wants to take over Mexico, Honduras, and Belize

@KapalAsin Жыл бұрын

This rare item tier list started off normal but with Leg rarity, then they updated their tier list based off how wet they are. Things get wilder as Gavin gave them abstract things like Happy New Year and Particle Physics, somehow they started a Big Bang Theory skit where people play as a door and rock. After that they dress up Gomba wearing Gay Trash cap, and ended up with a PNG of a worm voiced by an AI Joe Biden that talks about how powerful he is as a worm. Oh yeah Barrack Obama was there, as a worm.

@vaclavbastl500 Жыл бұрын

Just your regular CMC video

@elwiwi4638 Жыл бұрын

i love this goomba

@bycuritiba Жыл бұрын

none of these words are in the bible

@elwiwi4638 Жыл бұрын

@@bycuritiba gavin was in the bible once

@tylercreative3096 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a typical fever dream.

@jordanvokolek3376 Жыл бұрын

How tf did this video evolve into Worm Biden

@Home_Rich Жыл бұрын

You don't want to associate with the FBI FBI FBI FBI FBI FBI Flatworm. 🎇 🎆 Bowel Inspection 🍾

@vaclavbastl500 Жыл бұрын

Worm Biden

@confusedbakugo1373 Жыл бұрын

everything eventually does

@Mapplesproductions Жыл бұрын

Particle physics should be 2 rarities at the same time

@fayah8865 Жыл бұрын

make this a character arc for gavin: every time he says something sexist, something about cheese or something generally wrong his discord pfp gets more distorted by 1%, wonder what monstrousity he'll be in 2 weeks lol

@benblock_ 11 ай бұрын

Within the first hour it’s a single red pixel

@coolusername588 Жыл бұрын

Happy New Year, Carson!! Can't wait for what you have for us next year!

@robertglogowski777 Жыл бұрын

Ayo that was pretty uncommon of you

@anthraxtiongaming3501 Жыл бұрын

He clearly likes it!

@cranberryjuice3998 Жыл бұрын

He clearly likes it!

@ImTheReverse Жыл бұрын

He clearly likes it!

@geekgirl616 Жыл бұрын

Clearly

@owendiaram3870 Жыл бұрын

!ti sekil ylraelc eH

@mere_serendipity8275 Жыл бұрын

He clearly likes it!

@retro2323 Жыл бұрын

I almost died from choking on my water because I was laughing so hard. Thanks Carson.

@SuperPrestogamer Жыл бұрын

Yeah but was the water wet?

@demturtles8745 Жыл бұрын

I’m in tears laughing at the worm Biden😂😂😂

@norvstray Жыл бұрын

it reminds me of a song i made called spider joe biden lmfao

@nazareno-4153 Жыл бұрын

what tf they use to make that voiceee??

@hextav Жыл бұрын

@@nazareno-4153 yes what was it?

@callumalmighty Жыл бұрын

@@nazareno-4153HOW?

@elliebean368 Жыл бұрын

@@nazareno-4153 they captured Joe Biden and Obama and forced them to read lines

@Art__E Жыл бұрын

7:05 very disappointed no one said “I can’t handle this”

@elwiwi4638 Жыл бұрын

the pink guy saying "im sheldon" after saying the most non sheldon things ever made me go lol xd

@hypno0 Жыл бұрын

14:15 i will never get over how carson just fucking ascends here

@Toast_Sandwich Жыл бұрын

Something is defined as being “wet” if it is covered in water. Therefore, 2+ molecules of water are wet. However, a singular water molecule, without any other water molecules, is not wet. So, in summary: Water (singular) is not wet. Water (plural) is wet.

@wessel5678 Жыл бұрын

So far these new weekly uploads have been top teir! I'm hoping you'll keep this quality throughout the year and beyond! Good luck boy!

@darkerrorcode Жыл бұрын

I like the implication that a whole dog is less valuable than the leg of a dog

@Crumbly69 Жыл бұрын

Every Carson video always just spirals into chaos. I love it.

@cezio5318 Жыл бұрын

Im gonna play the Brown noise at exactly midnight

@TiaTista Жыл бұрын

1:07 The fact it cut and suddenly an emoji was in "Lame" I cried

@LordryuRevived Жыл бұрын

My favorite parts of these videos is whenever things just go off the fucking rails, and this episode in particular has at least three different instances of this between the Big Bang Theory bit, the Goomba drip and Worm Biden.

@TheWandereer Жыл бұрын

This video is definitely leg tier 😎

@pissapocalypse Жыл бұрын

It could be common if Carson uploaded more

@TheWandereer Жыл бұрын

@@pissapocalypse😂

@confusedbakugo1373 Жыл бұрын

idk man, it's lookin pretty wet to me...

@aventus9021 Жыл бұрын

i pushed my girlfriend down the stairs

@Nell_Hell Жыл бұрын

Congratulations you have commited second degree murder! 🎊

@Neo_Sprout Жыл бұрын

I hope none of your dishes were shattered.

@maxtes252 Жыл бұрын

Whether or not the water is wet, the bucket containing the water is wet so it can go in wet tier.

@Neo_Sprout Жыл бұрын

I believe even Albert Einstein would be intimidated by your intelligence.

@bear7990 Жыл бұрын

happy new year. this made me laugh. couldn't wait for a new upload.

@diamonddude3881 Жыл бұрын

Girls:" He's probably out cheating" Boys:

@thatpotatocat665 Жыл бұрын

The very words that come out of Gavin’s mouth are enough to make a Chinese emperor fall to his knees in grief.

@g-ray4088 11 ай бұрын

aight imma gonna be blunt with you, i fucking love your content man, i can't get enough of it

@tomasloredomusic Жыл бұрын

it just doesn’t feel the same

@sandymelon Жыл бұрын

Here since 3 mil subs!!

@nsanity4624 Жыл бұрын

Water molecules surround other water molecules, meaning water in itself is wet. Also Happy New Year, Carson!

@dyrenedk985 Жыл бұрын

Female chinese baby *MYTHICAL*

@MartHommes Жыл бұрын

It's probably been asked before but what's the program they use to change their voice? It sound like any AI speech program but translated live while they're talking which is wild

@ethancate8462 Жыл бұрын

I'd like to know too so I'm replying in case someone knows :)

@mr.watermole8931 Жыл бұрын

@@ethancate8462 same

@MadameMistress Жыл бұрын

Happy new years, boys can’t wait for what’s in store for 2023 with Carson

@haydenarlington8256 Жыл бұрын

I’m glad Carson has been able to continue KZfaq after all that stuff a few years back with him. The content is still fantastic and I love the new group of people too. Carson, I know you won’t see this but I’m proud of you. Happy New Year buddy. Cheers…

@levferno483 Жыл бұрын

My new favorite video of this era of Carson, keep up the awesome work.

@ps_prague6441 Жыл бұрын

Water can’t be wet itself because it’s you know water but it makes other things wet. For example you can’t make water wet because you poured water on water but if you pour the water on the floor it makes the floor wet. Another example if you spray water on the pentagon after flight 77-

@bustermcthundernut Жыл бұрын

So far so good sticking to the schedule

@Caix0te Жыл бұрын

What powerful voice changer was that?

@megabumbusta2746 Жыл бұрын

second this that was kinda crazy

@KanchalYT Жыл бұрын

@@megabumbusta2746 I need it

@sagevoyage Жыл бұрын

Replying so that if there's an answer I can see

@mr.watermole8931 Жыл бұрын

Also I’m replying so that I can find it too

@sussy6905 Жыл бұрын

voicemod

@why9725 Жыл бұрын

glad to see you back man, people blew stuff way out of proportion.

@funny250wall Жыл бұрын

If I had to say I think this is a tier list that determines the rarity of objects

@devinosland359 Жыл бұрын

Thank you Carson for the video

@enderg4mer495 Жыл бұрын

this is incredible oldschool Carson content and I absolutely love it

@geralddinkle4323 Жыл бұрын

This was an above average callmecarson video

@jaxsonation Жыл бұрын

Even with these frequent videos the quality hasn’t fallen at all. Love this guy. Worm Biden murdered me🤣🤣

@realmackle Жыл бұрын

That fork looks like a TF2 item

@hyberkonawa272 Жыл бұрын

Happy new year 2023 CallMeCarson

@Melancholy-hill Жыл бұрын

I feel like im gonna enjoy this next year of regular uploads :)

@jackottens803 Жыл бұрын

Gavin is so effortlessly funny

@inarsy9764 Жыл бұрын

that stake was rare

@joshbryan8764 Жыл бұрын

im so happy to see this carson content returning

@mememan894 Жыл бұрын

This helped cheer me up cause my grandpa's shop caught on fire today and this made me feel better

@Twisty-Twist Жыл бұрын

a single water molecule is not wet. multiple water molecules together is wet.

@wouren 11 ай бұрын

Thank you thank you

@starburst7681 Жыл бұрын

I'm so disappointed Susan hasn't slapped this with the context box yet

@AsherIsNotSober Жыл бұрын

this is, with zero sarcasm, the funniest video you've uploaded to date thank you carson for the laughs :)

@Eeevonn 11 ай бұрын

water is wet because water makes stuff wet and water touches itself

@monsieurnugai Жыл бұрын

That goomba looked uncannily identical to buster baxter at the end of that bit

@alexhb12333 Жыл бұрын

This video finally made me realize the dangers of AI.

@cezio5318 Жыл бұрын

Carson's videos are helping me a lot through my relationship issues. I needed to say, thank you so much Carson

@allers7696 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for this, carson

@jbjba12345 Жыл бұрын

something getting wet is when water "Attaches"/sticks to it, like when your skin is wet after a shower you have water kind of attached/sticking to your skin water sticks to itself because of surface tension therefore water is wet

@ofurious587 Жыл бұрын

When water sticks to water the 2 waters become 1 water, therefore water isn’t wet since something can’t stick to itself.

@aradia9726 Жыл бұрын

@@ofurious587 objection, velcro

@ofurious587 Жыл бұрын

@@aradia9726 objection, velcro hooks into itself not stick

@Weird-to-the-core Жыл бұрын

The human body doesn't have skin receptors for moisture.

@ofurious587 Жыл бұрын

@@Weird-to-the-core your point being?

@ChristoGaming01 5 ай бұрын

This video is horrid. But every 3 months or so I come back to it. I never really enjoy it, but it is inevitable.

@MopruII 5 ай бұрын

Same

@MopruII 5 ай бұрын

Also how tf did you get a heart from Carson (is bro on his comments 24/7)

@JoeTube13 4 ай бұрын

ITS CHRISTOGAMING OH MY GOD

@tiephen9296 Жыл бұрын

13:23 is such a great thumbnail for the video

@vivechjorviani5440 Жыл бұрын

Possibly the best video you made, Carson has not only moved on but moved past his former glory to new hieghts

@novo995 Жыл бұрын

if I had a nickel for everytime one of Carson's friends talked about boy pussy, I'd have 2 nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

@notsenzawa8150 Жыл бұрын

what’s the voicemod? I need this

@Jenna_Talia Жыл бұрын

I don't know why I was expecting this to somehow not fly completely off the rails and into the bee infested new york subway

@Rose-wp6ee 10 күн бұрын

1:52 LEG!

@NickOwens Жыл бұрын

The shit you guys do with these AI voices has me laughing so hard I bissed my pants!

@nicholasdreyer4842 Жыл бұрын

As a South African seeing their confusion when first seeing the rand has my ass dying💀😭

@PomadaGaming Жыл бұрын

4:07 water dried yesterday there fore it’s wet because it dried and it can be dried and it’s wet. And it’s dry,now.

@FlunaOwO Жыл бұрын

12:55 ahhh the Worm Biden part had me in tears 😭😭

@rockfriendmemo Жыл бұрын

i hope you know that i have seen genuine artwork of someone having a target ball um… enter their system and it was very much like… that scene :[

@HuskyMoment Жыл бұрын

Delicious!!

@sussy6905 Жыл бұрын

@@HuskyMoment loki????

@rockfriendmemo Жыл бұрын

@@HuskyMoment OMG!! only problem is we don’t have taste buds in our rectum!!

@Balibali418 Жыл бұрын

My jaw actually hurts, my goodness, this was amazing

@psychokinese Жыл бұрын

Happy new year everyone

@cantbemars2353 Жыл бұрын

turned himself into a worm, funniest shit I've ever seen

@amandafulton3808 Жыл бұрын

Wet means it has a liquid on it, water is a liquid, water is surrounded by other water, water has water on it, water is therefore, wet.

@gamar356 16 күн бұрын

Finally someone else gets it

@mercurydjinn3366 Жыл бұрын

I want everyone to know that I got Peepy's Theme as an ad on this video. I am so happy about this.

@kahlebarnold9979 Жыл бұрын

This entire video is a fever dream

@averageraviolienjoyer1884 Жыл бұрын

Gotta love the videos where you look away for 30 seconds and it becomes an eldritch horror

@martinx6292 Жыл бұрын

Day 10 of asking Carson to re-play Roblox Cheese Escape Chapter 2

@squishy8853 Жыл бұрын

What the actual fuck does this mean. I have so many questions

@jaqmc Жыл бұрын

A disgusting watch, keep it up!

@EDM__McFlurry Жыл бұрын

I haven't cried laughing at a video in a long time

@micahsstories9556 Жыл бұрын

Bro this is really a real life rarities moment

@jayc4019 Жыл бұрын

I've never watched your vids but I'm coming here from sunnyv2 just to tell you that you did absolutely nothing wrong my dude. Trying to date a girl two years younger is totally normal. Sorry for all the insane idiots who tried to ruin you over absolutely nothing.