The pink hair was simply a group hallucination.

Pyro’s finally telling the story of what his dad did to get sent to prison

It brings me great pleasure to see Pyro finally getting locked up with his father for delivering slop

How tf did his hair colour change this quick? Man got some Goku instinct shit going on

4 minute build up for the main topic of an 8 minute video 😍😍Thank you Pyro!

I was going to say that Pyro’s new haircut makes him look like a real life supervillain because it does

Funny story about Syndrome his name is actually a reference to a real life personality disorder called "hero syndrome" which is basically what you're describing

Wetherspoons are truly magical. They are a true metaphor for the cycle of life

Pyro really trying to stretch it out to the 8 minute mark to get that moo-lah

this supervillain is so real that the video starts at 4:08

So sad, Pyro lost his fairy godparents. They use to hide as a wig and goggles

Spoons is a coming of age ceremony much like how the Spartans would abandon their child to the wilds to come back men, British boys enter Spoons and leave men.

This video is the definition of sloppy slop, its perfectly pushed to the 8 minute mark and to do that it got filled with short memes I LOVE SLOP, I CAN'T STOP SLOPPING!!!

Half way in and pyro is only now getting to the point of the video, truly the sloppiest of slops 🙏

Pyro: "HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO FOR SOME FAME, SOME CLOUT?" The exactly 8 minute KZfaq video he just uploaded: ಠ_ಠ

Pyro be grinding hard. It took him till half the video before getting to the main point of the video.

He almost didn’t make a breaking bad reference this video. We love to see character development from pyro.

i once had a drunk middle aged guy try and fight me inside of a Wetherspoons, was truly an eye-opening experience

Good to see pyro getting more creative with the titles

Pyro is truly a real life superhero. He's been showing off his bacteria immunity powers by using the same Death Grips Bionicle t-shirt for days now.

Pub bouncers really are a different breed of nasty. I got grabbed by the shoulder and quite literally thrown out for having a “suspicious look” It was my first time at wetherspoons with my friends and was my last ever.

8 minute video and it took him a little over 4 minutes to get to the point, i love daily slop

He spent half the video making comparisons, this is the slop I been waiting for

As someone who unfortunately works in a Spoons, the description Pyro gives of one is entirely accurate

Give Pyro's editor a raise

2:08 The same could be applied to Greggs

Pyro planted those fake bombs and framed the bouncer that refused to let him in for looking like a 12yr old girl

The piggies have been fed, thank you Pyro

I love how half of the video isn't even about this guy it's just pyro talking about British pup's

Thank you Nigel for talking about the real life super villain who goes by pyrocynical

😢 the accuracy of the description of weather spoons is so beautiful

Pyro dyes his hair more often than I change my underwear.

Rather surreal seeing Pyro admitting to being a Supervillain

Pyro after making a 5 second “drama” into a 1 hour documentary

I like how 90% of this video is actual cutaway gags. Now that’s some slop Anyways 10/10 would recommend

It’s always a good day when Pyro uploads 😈

Everyone who uses a public toilet deserves 12 months in prison

took me 3 minutes to realize his hair is normal now

It is so sad to see Pyro became a villan after all that abuse he took when he dated Hyojijn. Another one bites the dust.

Rely on pyro to do a deep dive of pub lore just the make that perfect exact 8 minute mark

Pyro loves inflation so much he's doing it to his video length

Love the daily Schlop

Imagine opening a bomb just to find a bingo dabber

Great to see pyros uncle getting attention

Man i didn't know pyrocinical had clones of himself and the cyberpunk 2077 looking one took over for like 3 days

Only took him 4 minutes to actually get to the point of the video, nice one Niall.

pyrocynical including a yo boy roy/evan/varsity clip is like my two worlds colliding

3:19 poggers microphone you have there

this is truely the peak of daily slop

3:18 pyrocynical jumpscare

“I Lost a Bet to a Guy with a Shift-on Skirt but I make These High Heels work.” 3:40

Wow Pyro, You actually took 4 mins to start talking about the subject of today's video. Incredible.

8:01 pyro really hit rock bottom

Me trying to convince my therapist that pyro had pink hair (it was a hallucination)

4:00 When the story actually starts

glad to see pyro maintaining the trend of 8 minute on the dot vids

So that's what happened to Pyro's dad after he went out for milk....

4 minutes and 12 seconds into the 8 minute video, Pyrocynical tells his audience about today's video's topic.

pyro finally looks normal again

Props for the bionicle tshirt

Pyro talks about the actual topic: 4:09 - 5:02 Man plants fake bomb in a pub to get clout, gets caught because of fingerprints you're welcome

Wow. Pyro actually made it half the video to get to the point

Spoons is a magical place. Once saw a guy go to the bandit and kept putting 20s in. Eventually he won but the payout was less than he put in

There is so much water in this slop, my dog drowned. Thank you, Pyro

Bro self reported💀

Thank you for the villain like pic, I thought it was Philza

Its so sad that Pyro's dad got jailed again just after being released

The first half of the video is just Pyro explaining what Britain is to horrified viewers

I work in a spoons and honestly, Pyro's speaking facts abt the kinda crazy stuff that goes on there

OINK 🐖 OINK🐽 THE SLOP TROUGH HAS BEEN REFILLED!!!

"Your honour it was clearly just a prank"

"I lost my job at Wetherspoons and since that day my bank has hit zero."

Thank god Pyro filled this slop with family guy cutaway gags every 5 seconds to get that 8 minute runtime

There's no way we're getting actual movie villains in real life now.

Bro really called it “Mario Go-Kart”

BIONICLE!!!

as a steven I'm so sorry for this man's actions. the steven council cannot accept him

More cutaway gags than a full season of family guy

I constantly see videos of bouncers like this assaulting people for no reason and it's infuriating that nothing is ever done about it. Giving someone the power to beat up and harass random people with no accountability naturally evolves into this, when you think you're an avenger because you beat up alcoholics and trans people for no reason (this happens constantly and there's a plethora of articles about it) youre going to start inventing avenger level threats to justify your existence, it's basically the same thing american cops do when they plant throwdowns on people or parrot the "war on police mass crime wave" despite crime rates being at a historic low for the last forty years.

Props to Pyro for making his daily slop barely 8 minutes

"Oi, you got a lioconse fuh tha' Bingo Dabbah?"

Glad pyro decided to ruin my day again by uploading

The moment Pyro mentioned 'spoons I SHOT up, fucking love Wetherspoons lmao.

Stretched to 8 minutes daily slop

The Incredibles was so popular they added a whole character in the new update

people being removed from weatherspoons was a miracle

never in my life have i ever thought id see a yo boy roy clip in a pyrocinical video

Collective Hysteria: (see also; Group Hallucination, the Pyrocynical “pink hair” mass hysteria event) is “the spontaneous outbreak of atypical thoughts, feelings, or actions in a group or social aggregate. Manifestations may include psychogenic illness, collective hallucinations, and bizarre actions.”

Wetherspoons is so cool cause you can order everything on your phone and they deliver it to your table

0:37 bro got scared by Shrek💀

"thank you for the rose lacey"

Americans discovering spoons is just a magical moment fr.

Pyro is slowly turning into Leon Kennedy

Shout out to that one frame at 3:19 that makes all it better.

oh thank god the overwatch hair is gone

I'm a villain, not a monster...😏

Thank goodness. Pyro’s blond hair is back.

I cant belive pyro finnaly addmited to posting slop

istg all of these cutaways to random clips makes it feel like an episode of family guy

Thank god, Pyro no longer looks like a Brighton resident