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Boglim Chronicles

Boglim Chronicles

11 ай бұрын

Live streamed on Aug 9th 2023
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@jdmoney2g
@jdmoney2g 11 ай бұрын
drinking warm beer while not wearing underwear and then trying to fart into the camera after eating taco bell is impressively unhinged
@NickyBlue99
@NickyBlue99 11 ай бұрын
How can LN resist ??!
@nothisispatrick4644
@nothisispatrick4644 11 ай бұрын
She’s really missing out on this goth stud
@grape_soduh
@grape_soduh 11 ай бұрын
I think the part that got me the most is that he’s gonna wake up in the morning and eat stale ass 24 dollar Taco Bell tacos
@mosshroom5436
@mosshroom5436 11 ай бұрын
It's also Most Definitely What's Up
@gypsykatcher30
@gypsykatcher30 11 ай бұрын
Youre just a jealous troll get banned TWU!
@oddysee3030
@oddysee3030 11 ай бұрын
The day Ozzy dies will be a monumental day in the Cobraverse
@RealBoglimChronicles
@RealBoglimChronicles 11 ай бұрын
It will be huge
@DrunkDoglol
@DrunkDoglol 11 ай бұрын
Wait, you're telling me we haven't seen MiJord's final power level???
@paintorian2064
@paintorian2064 11 ай бұрын
Just another reason to cry to paypigs and get drunk as fuck for days like the alcoholic he is
@patrickmccutcheon8860
@patrickmccutcheon8860 11 ай бұрын
I know this is a joke, but I sincerely love Ozzy and I’m going to take the day off work when he dies. Swear to God haha
@mrsauceman6825
@mrsauceman6825 11 ай бұрын
Cobes rewarding himself with drinking because he “didn’t” drink for a day and a half is fucken hilarious
@Erorrandz
@Erorrandz 11 ай бұрын
Alcoholism be like that lol. I'm a functioning alcoholic with a full time job I never risk and days I don't drink feel like such a proud marathon worth " treating " yourself
@Resinpro
@Resinpro 11 ай бұрын
@@Erorrandzcobra got me off twenty plus years of chewing tobacco, booze, and a 14 year opiate habit. The more I watched, the more I realized this was the time to change for the better.
@shatters2143
@shatters2143 11 ай бұрын
I usually binge hard as fuck on the weekends. So bascially whole week of being sober and then a bender. Didn't drink this weekend so far and its an achievement haha @@Erorrandz
@xeokym223
@xeokym223 10 ай бұрын
The only way to reward yourself for not drinking alcohol is to drink alcohol.
@tedged
@tedged 8 ай бұрын
seven years sober in December. i never thought I'd be a person with years. I don't miss it.
@crusadercarl6269
@crusadercarl6269 11 ай бұрын
Sometimes my brain just can't fully comprehend the fact that Josh is a real person. Like this isn't some creature we all collectively dreamed up, or some character in a mid tier Adult Swim show. He's real, and he's out there.
@swizzlegrower
@swizzlegrower 11 ай бұрын
Andy Kaufmann nightmare fuel
@SentMyOwnWay
@SentMyOwnWay 11 ай бұрын
😂🤣
@acidbath3226
@acidbath3226 11 ай бұрын
real talk no one in hollywood could dream a character like him up in a million years
@Proctor13
@Proctor13 11 ай бұрын
I had this thought yesterday. If most people who have no idea who he is sat through one of his rant videos they would think its satire. He's an odd one for sure. Especially now
@Boddaaah
@Boddaaah 11 ай бұрын
He'd fit perfectly in the Lovecraft mythos. Bog-Sothoth
@southerndandy4910
@southerndandy4910 11 ай бұрын
Big ups to Boglim Chronicles for sitting through the worst most boring era in the Boggo-verse.
@RealBoglimChronicles
@RealBoglimChronicles 11 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching!!
@Erorrandz
@Erorrandz 11 ай бұрын
Boys entering narcissistic hate to feed his self worth, the classic last chapter. He's at the last stage before collapse
@Erorrandz
@Erorrandz 11 ай бұрын
​@@RealBoglimChronicles now thank me so I can feel special!
@rebel4466
@rebel4466 11 ай бұрын
Yeah I stopped watching the original content this season. Begging is worse than gender relations rants
@Proctor13
@Proctor13 11 ай бұрын
And it's going to continue if people keep donating.
@chasemiller3712
@chasemiller3712 11 ай бұрын
"I can read Puff's body language." Cobes can barely understand humans, let alone reptiles.
@Proctor13
@Proctor13 11 ай бұрын
He really latched on emotionally to "Puffers". If anything bad happens to that lizard he's going to lose it. He's fucking crazy and I could have sworn the other day he was going to cry when talking about him. It's pathetically sad
@coleozaeta6344
@coleozaeta6344 11 ай бұрын
This Argonian welcomes you to Black Marsh.
@NickyBlue99
@NickyBlue99 11 ай бұрын
​@Perrysachingstomach I kind of hope cobes ends up killing puff. I don't want puff to die I'd rather him be taken by animal control. But if cobes does end up killing puff... he's gonna be extra depressed and spiral out. Which at this point he deserves and more.
@darrenwolboldtalk2
@darrenwolboldtalk2 11 ай бұрын
@@Proctor13 he will stick him to a staff and sell him like the last pet TWU
@jackstraw262
@jackstraw262 11 ай бұрын
To be fair, lizards are much simpler beings than humans
@chupacabraracing181
@chupacabraracing181 11 ай бұрын
It's OK if he drops the hard R guys, he's been to jail
@donjuanmckenzie4897
@donjuanmckenzie4897 11 ай бұрын
Everyone should say hard R
@robertpaulson3894
@robertpaulson3894 11 ай бұрын
Well only technically but still Toobz
@b.w.22
@b.w.22 11 ай бұрын
I guess when you get a hard D in jail, you’re given a hard R card as a reward.
@onlyJann
@onlyJann 11 ай бұрын
As a black person I umm... agree with the logic fuk it 😂👍
@BrandonVoiceGuy
@BrandonVoiceGuy 11 ай бұрын
"Apparently bearded dragons go through a phase where they dont eat or drink anything...and hardly move at all." - Cobes just before puff becomes a staff.
@TalonOfDragon
@TalonOfDragon 11 ай бұрын
Oh man ... Let's just hope the dragon is going into brumation like my boy is getting ready to do ... Then again, this is cobes ... Puff Wand limited edition
@dannydanny2789
@dannydanny2789 11 ай бұрын
A wand
@boglimindustrialcomplex
@boglimindustrialcomplex 11 ай бұрын
It’s difficult to get through even your boglim edit
@shabath
@shabath 8 ай бұрын
@@dannydanny2789 Too big for a wand, so it's going to be a 666 dollar limited edition staff.
@dannydanny2789
@dannydanny2789 8 ай бұрын
@@shabath i think he's gonna shave off quite a bit on that lathe of his. Boy is regarded
@TotesRandom
@TotesRandom 11 ай бұрын
The alcoholic rewards himself for not drinking by drinking. I'm guessing he's never heard of Pavlov's dog.
@NickyBlue99
@NickyBlue99 11 ай бұрын
Pavlovs bog*
@mrkong5533
@mrkong5533 11 ай бұрын
No need to guess lol. The regard doesn’t even know his abcs
@jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724
@jerryjerrylahngenhairy4724 11 ай бұрын
​@NickyBlue99 right? Never miss a chance to add bog/boglim in a phrase
@swizzlegrower
@swizzlegrower 11 ай бұрын
No alcohol for several days... lie....and doing a quarter pound of Kratom doesn't count....addictive morphine analogs don't count.
@BartzabelAlgol
@BartzabelAlgol 11 ай бұрын
He is a straight up addict/alcoholic.
@gsesquire3441
@gsesquire3441 11 ай бұрын
He spent 61$ on 4 Taco Bell tacos. He legit spent like 50 bucks more just to "customize" each taco with all the ingredients available. What an incredible waste of money. Dude has nooooothing and he drops 60 bucks on fast food. Def able to take care of himself.
@jtdubs828
@jtdubs828 11 ай бұрын
He rounded up to 62$ for the tip
@spungbicklesmcbrungler5376
@spungbicklesmcbrungler5376 11 ай бұрын
he could have walked to taco bell and gotten a deluxe craving box for like...8 dollars. which has even more food in it than what he got delivered
@Resinpro
@Resinpro 11 ай бұрын
The most hilarious part always is that the restaurants make out....they dont add hardly any more per four dollar addition. How much can fit ina flipping taco shell ffs. How he doesn’t realize this is one of his dumber moments.
@mikem5820
@mikem5820 11 ай бұрын
He is a delusional man child that is going to be dead in 3 years from his diet and drinking. 3 years tops.
@retard6477
@retard6477 11 ай бұрын
If only the paypigs would starve him out for a week or two….nah, he’ll never change.
@RamoArt
@RamoArt 11 ай бұрын
TIL that bearded dragons don't need a whole lot of weed because they're naturally pretty chill
@NightOfTheLiving8bit
@NightOfTheLiving8bit 11 ай бұрын
Josh is never going on Fishtank. Because he is deathly afraid to be around strangers for an actual period of time.
@chrism4008
@chrism4008 11 ай бұрын
He would never put himself in a place to be criticized by real people, in his face, in real life. I think hes also aware enough of how creepy he is that he wouldnt wanna put himself around women that much on camera because hed get caught doing something fckd up
@danielplainview5085
@danielplainview5085 11 ай бұрын
It would smash his deluded reality into tiny pieces, scarring him for life... And nothing would make me happier.
@demonofjapan
@demonofjapan 11 ай бұрын
First day of text to speech he would have a melt down
@NickyBlue99
@NickyBlue99 11 ай бұрын
The melt down from DTTS would be next level
@demonofjapan
@demonofjapan 11 ай бұрын
@@NickyBlue99 just would be sitting in the corner rocking back and forth while Dt kills him
@Astorath_the_Grim
@Astorath_the_Grim 11 ай бұрын
The chat really makes the streams bearable. Some funny mofos in chat.
@full95one
@full95one 11 ай бұрын
Where the real talent of the cobraverse resides.
@mezmerizer0266
@mezmerizer0266 11 ай бұрын
It's where it's always been.
@rustyshackleford6693
@rustyshackleford6693 11 ай бұрын
The time limit makes sure it’s extra spicy
@hayleycakes3435
@hayleycakes3435 6 ай бұрын
Fr Krystal Moth cracks me up
@HarryPotter69420
@HarryPotter69420 11 ай бұрын
the fking dbz teleport sound gets me everytime
@neon.kalash3115
@neon.kalash3115 10 ай бұрын
Yess hahahaha
@MoodyScorpio
@MoodyScorpio 11 ай бұрын
His line about “Puff lets me know with his body language” is exactly what I’ve heard people that bang animals say.
@gnarksnot
@gnarksnot 11 ай бұрын
Excuize me, that’s slander and against the forbidden 7. Check mate trole, TMDNWU.
@MoodyScorpio
@MoodyScorpio 11 ай бұрын
@@gnarksnot What can I say, this Gothic Bad Boy rules my existence.
@avidshirker8460
@avidshirker8460 11 ай бұрын
I can't believe he straight admits to abusing this animal lmfao
@goatpepperherbaltea7895
@goatpepperherbaltea7895 11 ай бұрын
Weed is good for lizards they’re naturally pretty chill but the green can take the edge off sometimes when puffs had a hard day at the office
@xeokym223
@xeokym223 10 ай бұрын
He admits to EVERYTHING freely online like a regarded dumbass, he can't help himself.
@ChannelHandle143
@ChannelHandle143 11 ай бұрын
That goth guy who can’t subtract one sure hasn’t rotted his mind from spice, kratom, and duster.
@tater1141
@tater1141 11 ай бұрын
Pass it around, si…….. fifty nine bottles of beer on the wall
@slaythembeforeme
@slaythembeforeme 11 ай бұрын
Kratom doesn't rot the mind
@AdamOwenBrowning
@AdamOwenBrowning 10 ай бұрын
@@slaythembeforeme Like weed or even things like morphine, there's a medical, beneficial use (that still has some negative side effects) and then there's abusing them. cobes is comboing drugs and that stimulant effect from gas station kratom is not helping. i take 9-12gpd of white, green and red
@RnRWND73
@RnRWND73 10 ай бұрын
​@@slaythembeforemetru
@SpentLast
@SpentLast 2 ай бұрын
​@@slaythembeforeme abusing it does
@ultimatemassive9501
@ultimatemassive9501 11 ай бұрын
I like how he tries to add weight to something by offering to sacrifice something that he'll never have to begin with. For example, a clock tower dream house in exchange for Ozzy performing again.
@NickyBlue99
@NickyBlue99 11 ай бұрын
He's so selfless! Oh wait... selfish. That's the word I was looking for
@full95one
@full95one 11 ай бұрын
"im a good person toobz"
@C_J_79
@C_J_79 11 ай бұрын
60 cans of Busch Peach Light, talk about living high on the bog!
@HamburgerAmy
@HamburgerAmy 11 ай бұрын
2023 and my man cobra still out here using mt.dew bottle bongs.
@dopecat4012
@dopecat4012 11 ай бұрын
That's the grimmest home-made bong I have ever seen. TMDWU
@Resinpro
@Resinpro 11 ай бұрын
Probably from his last house, and the cops he mentioned were from when he got swatted. How lazy can a human being be, smoking 15 year old plastic bottle, caked in spice resin...
@HamburgerAmy
@HamburgerAmy 11 ай бұрын
@@Resinpro wow trole okay first off it's seasoning like grease from alcohol and second the plastic mountain dew bottle has dark magical powers.
@jacobott3382
@jacobott3382 10 ай бұрын
this ninja isnt even smokin real marijuana.... hes smoking the gas station delta 8/10 bullshit that makes you even more retarded and panicky.
@giants2k8
@giants2k8 11 ай бұрын
I can’t fathom being excited about having 60 beers to drink all by yourself. That sounds like one of the most depressing things imaginable.
@nikolasdemoulin8093
@nikolasdemoulin8093 11 ай бұрын
Alcoholism is one hell of a addiction.
@psychwardsandSCENE
@psychwardsandSCENE 11 ай бұрын
you sound like a coward
@hankbellamy
@hankbellamy 10 ай бұрын
Have done for the last 25 years
@StankylegCraig
@StankylegCraig 10 ай бұрын
Imagine being excited by one beer and the multiply it by like 60?
@icankillbugs
@icankillbugs 10 ай бұрын
I regularly buy like, 5-10 cases to have around the house. Not all just for me of course. Beer and liquor are expensive as fuck where I live, so if there's a sale (maybe only $5-10 off a case) or if someone can go to the duty free store at the border (where it's like 1/3 to 1/4 the price) I've gotta take advantage of that. In my part of Canada a big bottle (about 1.5L, I think you guys call it a handle in the US?) is over $90, and a two-four of even cheap shitty domestic beer in the small 12oz cans is $75. Long story short, 60 beers is by no means a lot. Maybe it's super pricey wherever is too and he had to stock up lol.
@septixskeptix1107
@septixskeptix1107 11 ай бұрын
If Angie is his second mom, that makes LN his sister. What a sicko.
@b.w.22
@b.w.22 11 ай бұрын
Angie is like a third mom to Josh, to be honest, if we count the one that fled in shame for birthing this human turd. The LN comment definitely tracks since he’s rumored to have been gross around his sisters.
@shabath
@shabath 8 ай бұрын
I don't know if it's verified, but apparently daddy Clint kicked him out for creeping on his (step?)sisters and doing unholy stuff to their underwear, so yeah. For some reason, I wouldn't be surprised if he's projecting hard with the sicko yelling.
@huntertony56
@huntertony56 11 ай бұрын
What a totally normal and not alcoholic statement to make. "My rent is covered, so now i can buy alcohol "
@smug_cat1
@smug_cat1 10 ай бұрын
Sounds like high life
@icankillbugs
@icankillbugs 10 ай бұрын
What do YOU do, buy a month worth of booze prior to your rent being paid? :S
@tylertheaggressor2876
@tylertheaggressor2876 11 ай бұрын
Opening that case of beer like a Christmas present
@RamoArt
@RamoArt 11 ай бұрын
Similar feeling of anticipation too, I'm sure
@BrownEyePinch
@BrownEyePinch 11 ай бұрын
Can't wait until a jury has to look at cyraxx all day.😂
@HamburgerAmy
@HamburgerAmy 11 ай бұрын
once cyraxx realizes he's going to face the maximum sentence, plus all the trial fees and court costs (in excess of 75,000.00 these days)upon conviction... he'll take any plea bargain the DA is willing to give. xD
@BartzabelAlgol
@BartzabelAlgol 11 ай бұрын
FOR REAL! LOL
@matthewhopkins666
@matthewhopkins666 11 ай бұрын
@@HamburgerAmy The maximum sentence for the charge he is facing is 180 days and sadly I seriously doubt he will get any prison time. As far as I'm aware it will be his first offence if convicted, he's been arrested before but never actually charged let alone convicted so that alone says it's unlikely the judge will throw the book at him. Also the victim suffered no real injury because Raxx is so weak he couldn't win a fist fight with a bat. Hell the protester was holding onto the bat with 1 hand and Raxx couldn't pull it away with both his hands. Also he's obviously and blatantly slow in the head and while his claims of self defence are evidently BS the judge will probably believe that Raxx genuinely thinks he was acting in self defence. I can almost guarantee it will end up with some kind of slap on the wrist non custodial sentence plus a small fine, it won't even be a large fine because he has no income.
@NICKGUTTED
@NICKGUTTED 11 ай бұрын
@@matthewhopkins666you are absolutely spot on. Sad, but true
@rebel4466
@rebel4466 11 ай бұрын
@matthewhopkins666 Yup probably right
@nicknickson3650
@nicknickson3650 11 ай бұрын
nothing like a nice warm girly beer after a long day of not working
@smug_cat1
@smug_cat1 10 ай бұрын
Maan sounds like a rough life
@runnre
@runnre 11 ай бұрын
KingCobraJFS dreams about the day he can finally afford to build his dream cotton plantation.
@BillyDreamRandR
@BillyDreamRandR 11 ай бұрын
You are a treasure. I’ve quit watching live, it’s been too damn dull. Glad you’re making these bogbuddy!
@James_Sunderland_
@James_Sunderland_ 11 ай бұрын
The amount of weight that lizard has lost is shocking...compare the tail and you can really tell. I can't believe he's blowing weed smoke on puff! Blowing smoke killed Mrs. Green! I can't imagine how scared that lizard would be during the high, not understanding what's going on. Frightening. and NO the lizard is NOT able to tell you he likes it or not! JFC!
@gsesquire3441
@gsesquire3441 11 ай бұрын
Pretty sure lizards and reptiles cant even get high. You need to have cannaboid recepters in your brain in order for THC to have a psychoactive effect and there are only a few mammals that have them. He still shouldnt be blowing smoke at him though, just saying, Puff wasnt getting high, just abused.
@NickyBlue99
@NickyBlue99 11 ай бұрын
Mrs. Green was going to die anyways!
@sarahc8862
@sarahc8862 11 ай бұрын
Just being in a smokey inviroment can give them lung infections ,I'm honestly surprised he's made it this far
@sparton112875
@sparton112875 11 ай бұрын
Regrettably I feel we all know how its going to end with Puff.
@Tekner436
@Tekner436 11 ай бұрын
dude the lizard would let him know if it was bad for it. i blow weed smoke on my baby all the time, it would definitely let me know if it didn't want it
@brendonross5774
@brendonross5774 11 ай бұрын
Better not refrigerate those beers boy!
@hardigan
@hardigan 11 ай бұрын
He literally eats like a toddler in a high chair. Just imagine him cramming that fist of food in with just a diaper and bib, covered head to toe in sauce. You're welcome.
@NickyBlue99
@NickyBlue99 11 ай бұрын
How can LN resist?!
@icankillbugs
@icankillbugs 10 ай бұрын
We don't have to imagine it, we can just watch him do it. I feel like 50% of the time he's just drenched in Ranch, dripping in indiscernable goo like he got a sliming as punishment on a gameshow
@NewMexico1912
@NewMexico1912 11 ай бұрын
If you can’t afford to tip, then you shouldn’t be able to afford 10+ extra add ons
@cigaretteforamother
@cigaretteforamother 11 ай бұрын
Took him far too long to count back from 60 to 59
@b.w.22
@b.w.22 11 ай бұрын
“I got two 30 packs of beer … that’s like 60 beers sitting beside me.” Uh, yeah Josh - that’s exactly like 60 beers sitting next to you, in fact. And damn if you aren’t right that he actually had to think for a second to subtract one from 60. We all throw around words, but Josh is a genuine, honest to goodness moron. Like one slim IQ point over highly regarded, kind of thing. Maybe not even
@grape_soduh
@grape_soduh 11 ай бұрын
I find that the worst part is that he’s drinking all his beers hot
@gsesquire3441
@gsesquire3441 11 ай бұрын
Hes "80% British". Everyone knows the Brits drink their beer warm.
@sarahc8862
@sarahc8862 11 ай бұрын
I think his teeth are so bad now everything has to be room temperature so he not screaming in pain, I wonder how long till he's forced to go to a dentist 🤔😂
@howdareyouexist
@howdareyouexist 11 ай бұрын
@@sarahc8862 correct, that is why he leaves food out on the counter overnight to get infested
@CNYKnifeNut
@CNYKnifeNut 11 ай бұрын
​@@sarahc8862 Who's gonna force him? Clunts too busy whining on the internet about how he tries to take care of Copes to actually take care of Copes.
@BigDad138
@BigDad138 11 ай бұрын
He thinks he looks like Ozzy with the glasses but he looks more like Jimmy Saville. TWU
@elainewalls1965
@elainewalls1965 11 ай бұрын
JFC He really did it! He got Puff high. That poor lizard needs out of there ASAP.
@BrownEyePinch
@BrownEyePinch 11 ай бұрын
Reptiles need special care
@GTRNemo
@GTRNemo 11 ай бұрын
Damn fr did I miss it ?
@ghagzor
@ghagzor 11 ай бұрын
I told on him to his dad and reported him to metro animal control again. I reccomend others to do the same, link the clip of him admitting it
@NickyBlue99
@NickyBlue99 11 ай бұрын
​​@@ghagzorGood work. Hopefully puff will be saved
@sgtkeroro2821
@sgtkeroro2821 11 ай бұрын
Would also like the clip. This shit Is unwatchable recently
@matthewhopkins666
@matthewhopkins666 11 ай бұрын
People claim Jorp isn't good at budgeting his money but he must have saved a good $4 or so by bulk buying 60 beers plus he also saved money on having to buy soda pop to give it a fruity girly flavour by buying beer that comes pre-girlyfied.
@swizzlegrower
@swizzlegrower 11 ай бұрын
Not a girl drink drunk.....pass the alcoholic root beer float
@Braindeadlobotomite
@Braindeadlobotomite 11 ай бұрын
@@swizzlegrower kids in the hall rules
@swizzlegrower
@swizzlegrower 11 ай бұрын
@youarejealousofkingcobrajfs666 puff puff pass puff over to animal control
@shabath
@shabath 8 ай бұрын
And he lost all those savings by using overpriced delivery service, and customizing a bunch of tacos for insane price instead of buying the party box stuff that comes with more food to begin with. Such stonks.
@g0rdonfreeman1
@g0rdonfreeman1 11 ай бұрын
him talking about blowing weed smoke into puff’s cage is infuriating, big ups bog chrons for sifting through this brain rot
@hoovi_989
@hoovi_989 11 ай бұрын
I eat so much less when I watch cobes eat 😂 my hunger just melts away
@MusicMutt148
@MusicMutt148 11 ай бұрын
Better than Jenny Craig's
@hoovi_989
@hoovi_989 11 ай бұрын
@@MusicMutt148 I’m saying 😂
@mikewatt3419
@mikewatt3419 11 ай бұрын
Interbogmittant fasting TMDWU
@ohlawd6763
@ohlawd6763 11 ай бұрын
I get sick to my stomach whenever he sits there licking and sucking the sauces and crap off of his fingers and hands like at 11:36 - 11:54 Like its already gross if someone is doing that even assuming they had clean hands before, but Cobes? 🤢
@adamterry1476
@adamterry1476 11 ай бұрын
Nothing like downing room temperature college girl beer while sitting in a dead dog throne with a rotting foot. You earned it bud. Take a load off....it’s been a long hard week.
@trevorphillips8734
@trevorphillips8734 11 ай бұрын
If I can give cobes one thing, he’s legitimately got me to only drink on weekends and start exercising every day and eating better. Truly an inspiration.
@derekirish5121
@derekirish5121 11 ай бұрын
I hate when he says "not a sponsor." Cobes has never had a corporate sponsorship, and never will. Nobody would assume that. The only sponsor Cobes will end up with, if he's lucky, is a sponsor to enter Alcoholics Anonymous.
@applejacks8160
@applejacks8160 11 ай бұрын
Forgetting how to do the “beers on the wall” song, had me laughing my fuckin balls off.😂
@alexanderboone2517
@alexanderboone2517 11 ай бұрын
The fact that he refuses the opportunity to actually get some attention is one of the most depressing things here. He has fought his whole life to be "famous" and because so delusional that the potential chance doesn't even register because in his mind he is already famous. RIP
@gingerspazmo
@gingerspazmo 11 ай бұрын
"if i want one when i wake up" still not an alcho toobz!
@FisherTPS
@FisherTPS 11 ай бұрын
WTF HES BLOWING WEED SMOKE INTO THE BEARDED DRAGON? WHAT A GOOF!
@jackknife593
@jackknife593 11 ай бұрын
I can't imagine what will happen on the stream the day Ozzy Osbourne dies. I'm sure cobes will refuse to believe it at first.
@smoothmovez
@smoothmovez 11 ай бұрын
I like how he chokes cuz he's literally inhaling food and sauce.
@Thefizzler69
@Thefizzler69 11 ай бұрын
I’m internally screaming the whole time he talked about abusing his bearded dragon
@hangingon
@hangingon 11 ай бұрын
Cobes looks like the crazy brother in Texas Chainsaw Massacre with his bald head & bugged out eyes under blue filteted glasses.
@rickburgess3215
@rickburgess3215 11 ай бұрын
just needs the metal head plate and a wire hanger
@JustaComment93
@JustaComment93 11 ай бұрын
Hangs up on girl * goes back to patiently waiting 😂
@foof811
@foof811 11 ай бұрын
Honestly it’s for the best that Jorp doesn’t get a chance to reproduce
@JustaComment93
@JustaComment93 11 ай бұрын
@@foof811 I think he enjoys the thrill of the wait
@jaydwy8069
@jaydwy8069 11 ай бұрын
Hey, no crossed arms, or angry face. He has his booze
@dopecat4012
@dopecat4012 11 ай бұрын
Not an alcoholic.
@hunterontherun807
@hunterontherun807 11 ай бұрын
Animal control better save that lizard or else he's gonna glue it onto a stick.
@Vaniity_Velvet
@Vaniity_Velvet 11 ай бұрын
That was more entertaining then I thought it would be. Ever so often, Cobes does something mildly interesting again.
@roberthancock5388
@roberthancock5388 9 ай бұрын
Why not 30+??? You are the KING Cobra!!!!! You can do it!!!!
@roberthancock5388
@roberthancock5388 9 ай бұрын
C'mon man!! fuckin DO it!!!!
@roberthancock5388
@roberthancock5388 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@thestovetopjerky6642
@thestovetopjerky6642 11 ай бұрын
I love how he thinks that he has to let us know that he's not sponsored as if anyone would sponsor him. Tactical soap has no chemicals except for the one i'm about to mention. SMH
@azgardener79
@azgardener79 11 ай бұрын
No chemicals except for sodium hydroxide. Lol
@comepoopatmyhouse
@comepoopatmyhouse 11 ай бұрын
Can we just take a minute to appreciate what boglim chronicles does for us? Its a lot to sift through his BS streams lmao 🤣
@NickyBlue99
@NickyBlue99 11 ай бұрын
He should be rewarded with a trip to the diaper dungeon and a custom Lyles nappy.
@comepoopatmyhouse
@comepoopatmyhouse 11 ай бұрын
@@NickyBlue99pamper
@samwisefresh
@samwisefresh 11 ай бұрын
Circle of protection on Boglim Chronicles
@KaisWorld1687
@KaisWorld1687 11 ай бұрын
​@@samwisefreshthat's what's up
@myfaveyoutube
@myfaveyoutube 11 ай бұрын
Stellar insight dude
@knightstalkerak2523
@knightstalkerak2523 11 ай бұрын
He loves puff so much that he blows smoke in his face
@NickyBlue99
@NickyBlue99 11 ай бұрын
Puff wanted it trole!
@SynZ777
@SynZ777 11 ай бұрын
Same goes for people who get their dogs high. Fuck them.
@kyledutton6550
@kyledutton6550 11 ай бұрын
I've had this idea kicking around in my head that I should start sending monetary challenges to Cobes. Like $20 to learn how to juggle. $10 to learn how to be a mime or like $50 to learn songs on guitar. If he actually does it than good but the frustration of watching him try would also be amazing.
@chrism4008
@chrism4008 11 ай бұрын
He might try the guitar music, and fail, but he wont even try the other stuff
@kyledutton6550
@kyledutton6550 11 ай бұрын
@@chrism4008 I think it might worth it just yo get him try. He'd be doing something different than just e begging
@joriankell1983
@joriankell1983 11 ай бұрын
Actual work for Money? LOL, never going to happen. He's lazy as shit
@paintorian2064
@paintorian2064 11 ай бұрын
No, dont send him anything. Nothing above deserves money. Bait into it may be. Cobes will go supermad and might try things on his own. Dont be just another paypig
@gsesquire3441
@gsesquire3441 11 ай бұрын
That purple foot sure was alarming.
@MrHaze72
@MrHaze72 11 ай бұрын
Dude’s what in his early 30’s and already looks like a cross between Father Time & Rip Van Winkle!
@BattleToads
@BattleToads 11 ай бұрын
alcohol-induced psychosis coming in nicely, cobes...
@EnduroShayne
@EnduroShayne 11 ай бұрын
A big thank you to Boglim, I just discovered this slighted human being this year and this channel is the only way I can keep up with the great KCJFS without suffering from brain bleed.
@RealBoglimChronicles
@RealBoglimChronicles 11 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching!!
@haydyboy704
@haydyboy704 11 ай бұрын
Unironically drinking Busch peach is the most disgusting thing ever
@Hypnotoad114
@Hypnotoad114 11 ай бұрын
I tried it its unrealistic how they made this
@TheEarlThePearl1
@TheEarlThePearl1 11 ай бұрын
He’s also drinking it warm. Probably because his teeth are so rotted anything colder than room temperature causes him immense pain.
@Pepespizzeria1
@Pepespizzeria1 11 ай бұрын
To celebrate sobriety 😂
@yissssss
@yissssss 11 ай бұрын
Took him a solid 10 seconds to come up with 59 being 60 - 1.
@justanothertrucker7856
@justanothertrucker7856 11 ай бұрын
At first I thought he just stumbled and he thought it was funny, but when he quickly counted to 58 I think it was that he did forget....and he needed to show everyone he did know how to count.
@carlonicolisdirobilant6150
@carlonicolisdirobilant6150 11 ай бұрын
The eye got completely rewonked
@DrunkDoglol
@DrunkDoglol 11 ай бұрын
$666 Puff staff coming in nicely toobz
@teddrewflack400
@teddrewflack400 11 ай бұрын
Ian moving out to prison . Inherited lizard Boglim standard
@notwhoyouthink756
@notwhoyouthink756 11 ай бұрын
12:29 "I'll stream for a couple more beers." Not an alcoholic, just measures time in beers.
@BigBog247
@BigBog247 11 ай бұрын
Take that lizard off him Me no live in US , so if all you good americans report him for what he said, that be greatly appreciated 😊
@OneCentWonder
@OneCentWonder 11 ай бұрын
60 cans of beer that'll be gone in 3 days TWU
@neildiamondcuttr
@neildiamondcuttr 11 ай бұрын
Drinking is toooootally under control
@foof811
@foof811 11 ай бұрын
A case for each day
@Skreamworks
@Skreamworks 11 ай бұрын
Cirrhosis of the liver is goth af dood.
@lukedefreitas3603
@lukedefreitas3603 11 ай бұрын
Josh hyping up Busch peach is perfectly fitting. Literal trash beer
@ferivus3865
@ferivus3865 11 ай бұрын
Anytime I feel bad about myself, I just watch a bog video and immediately feel better.
@Dragonmage967
@Dragonmage967 11 ай бұрын
Yeah guys, if Puff didn’t like it he’d let him know by pulling a gun on him! CEO of Chairbugs taught us that.
@runelateralus9265
@runelateralus9265 11 ай бұрын
“I love Puff more than I love beer.” My brother in Christ, I would fucking hope you love your pet more than beer.
@KobraKai69
@KobraKai69 11 ай бұрын
I'm honestly shocked his toe nails weren't horrendous demon claws, I expected nothing less from someone like this boglim
@kinzie7500
@kinzie7500 11 ай бұрын
Cobes really got his finger on the pulse there talking about the Chris Rock/Will Smith thing
@DrKilgoreMan
@DrKilgoreMan 11 ай бұрын
Between the alcohol abuse and his diet I wouldn't be surprised if his foot rash is actually undiagnosed and untreated diabetes, holy shit. Even if it isn't the fact it's been that swollen and red for so long can't be a good sign. The inevitable foot amputation is coming along nicely, toobz.
@tater1141
@tater1141 11 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s my guess too, hypoperfusion caused by undiagnosed diabetes.
@dfazen89
@dfazen89 11 ай бұрын
Cobes is actually demented lol
@mikem9384
@mikem9384 11 ай бұрын
The way he constantly shakes the beer, especially when it's in bottles kills me. He is totally killing the carbonation in it and making it flat. He's not even really drinking it to taste it, he just wants the freaking liquor.
@rdl2820
@rdl2820 11 ай бұрын
Never mind e-begging and magic wands, Cobra gonna make bank when he redeems all those aluminum beer cans!
@tweezerjam
@tweezerjam 11 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s lying about giving puff weed. He can’t afford it for one, and he’s known to lie and embellish when he thinks it makes him look cooler.
@BigBog247
@BigBog247 11 ай бұрын
He is still going to regret saying that
@tweezerjam
@tweezerjam 11 ай бұрын
@@BigBog247 yeah, really dumb
@PAYNEKILLER..
@PAYNEKILLER.. 11 ай бұрын
​@@BigBog247 Nope, it's the trolls fault..
@Astorath_the_Grim
@Astorath_the_Grim 11 ай бұрын
The thought had crossed my mind.
@azforu29
@azforu29 11 ай бұрын
Boy dont smoke. Addictions as lame as he is.
@xxcffff8275
@xxcffff8275 11 ай бұрын
You know you hit rock bottom when DSP has better table manners than you.....
@Marshall97531
@Marshall97531 11 ай бұрын
Barely though haha watching either of them eat is horrific
@limbicbrain1
@limbicbrain1 10 ай бұрын
Rewards himself with 60 warm beers. I gotta say i admire him having enough self respect to NOT go on fishtank.
@BallstinkBaron
@BallstinkBaron 9 ай бұрын
Definitely fear not self respect
@kirillchernov6092
@kirillchernov6092 11 ай бұрын
I have to fast forward everytime he eats toobz
@jimhaverlock9784
@jimhaverlock9784 11 ай бұрын
Nobody remembers their last drink when you’re blackout drunk every night, Cobes.
@willlittleton8311
@willlittleton8311 11 ай бұрын
Aroon? That you, Aroon Brown?
@jimhaverlock9784
@jimhaverlock9784 11 ай бұрын
@@willlittleton8311 generally speaking, Aroon PFPs look Aroon.
@willlittleton8311
@willlittleton8311 11 ай бұрын
@@jimhaverlock9784 such wisdom is disgusting and probably illegal
@Drowzzzzz
@Drowzzzzz 11 ай бұрын
it amazes me Clint doesn't have like a parental limiter on his Bog banking service. Also notice the accumulating and accreting piles of super gothic clutter
@bigdaddydons6241
@bigdaddydons6241 11 ай бұрын
He's an adult and can do what he want trole
@Drowzzzzz
@Drowzzzzz 11 ай бұрын
Ok fan girl Courtney
@bigdaddydons6241
@bigdaddydons6241 11 ай бұрын
@@Drowzzzzz if you don't like it don't watch Git blocked trolle
@OctoberRust1973
@OctoberRust1973 10 ай бұрын
Love how he’s delusional about what Puff “thinks”.
@rarestbanana
@rarestbanana 11 ай бұрын
Guys he’s cut back on the drinking and if you can’t see that you’re just a troll TMDWU
@foof811
@foof811 11 ай бұрын
He was only “sober” for a few days because his account was perpetually in the negative and he couldn’t afford booze.
@918kickinwing
@918kickinwing 11 ай бұрын
If this guy hasn't been on South Park yet, he definitely should be a character.
@knowjusticeknowpeace15
@knowjusticeknowpeace15 8 ай бұрын
I sooooooo deeply appreciate you Boglim Chronicles!!! Thank you!!!!’ Seriously ❤️❤️
@tannerlasswell4959
@tannerlasswell4959 11 ай бұрын
Fan girl sounds like Blue spike
@Toxik_Dubz
@Toxik_Dubz 11 ай бұрын
That's just what most 12-year-old boys sound like. Lmao
@mechapingas3425
@mechapingas3425 11 ай бұрын
I thought the exact same thing
@SLURM187
@SLURM187 11 ай бұрын
Bearded Dragon lifespan: 10-15. If Cobes lives that long, that’ll be a new saga.
@Edboy691
@Edboy691 11 ай бұрын
Nah him giving puff weed ffs this guy shouldn’t even have a pet rock
@Clapstain
@Clapstain 11 ай бұрын
I love Bog Chron more than I love beer, to be honest.
@blipblorp6347
@blipblorp6347 11 ай бұрын
Puschy lite peach for the BOY! With bogletes hoof
@siriusdragon
@siriusdragon 11 ай бұрын
Literally watched this whole vid while having a bath, washing my hair and grooming my beard..... Three things Cobes never seems to do!
@SuperChatsRNotTips
@SuperChatsRNotTips 11 ай бұрын
Not everyones born knowing how to clean themselves
@thatsithlord9906
@thatsithlord9906 11 ай бұрын
He almost forgot what number came before 60
@MrHaze72
@MrHaze72 11 ай бұрын
After everything I’ve seen the trolls put him threw over the years, he’s just a glutton for punishment ! 67K Trolls and counting!
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