Reality TV Is A Lie | Episode 256 | NEW RORY & MAL
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Күн бұрын#HipHop #Podcast #loveisblind #tylerthecreator #jerrodcarmichael
Time Stamps:
00:00:00 - Start
00:00:45 - Mal Reacts To 'Love Is Blind'
00:05:45 - Clay & AD At The Alter
00:09:40 - Love Is Blind Is The Sickest Show
00:10:55 - Clay In His Fake Therapy Bag
00:12:40 - The 'Love Is Blind' Cookout + Other Couples Drama
00:27:11 - Jerrod Carmichael Gets Rejected By Tyler The Creator
00:44:00 - Has A Friend Said They Have More Feelings For You
00:51:56 - Makeout Culture In Public
00:53:12 - Rory's Go To Pickup Line
00:53:50 - Last Time Someone Said "I Had A Dream About You"
00:54:42 - Day Of Visibility
00:56:19 - Easter Recap
01:00:02 - Mal Defending His Drake Comments
01:05:45 - Dreamvillefest Lineup Change
01:07:17 - Drake Losing + Mal Says Battle We Want Won't Happen
01:08:42 - Rory Said Jay Z Sent Meek At Drake
01:14:30 - Drake's IG Captions + Subtle Tour Shots
01:17:00 - Beyonce 'Cowboy Carter' Reaction
01:27:36 - Predicting The Act III Genre
01:37:35 - NCAA Women's Basketball Predictions + Men's Predictions
01:45:46 - Rory Hating On Chloe & Gunna
01:48:09 - Eminem April Fools Prank
01:49:39 - Voicemail
01:58:18 - Voicemail 2
02:05:40 - Daily Loud Fake Doja Tweet + STDs
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@sakiolu1 3 ай бұрын
I’ll become a Pateron again if y'all have Mal review the next season of Love is Blind. His review is gold. 😂
@civilenggggg 3 ай бұрын
nah fr and I didnt even see the show but it was hilarious
@BodieMoto 3 ай бұрын
I wanna see Mal and baby d on a season of Love On The Spectrum
@naimavibes6340 3 ай бұрын
Yessssssss
@lifewithqui 3 ай бұрын
Facts 😂 I’ll subscribe for the first time if they review these dating shows. I love the commentary
@cocoochwada9371 3 ай бұрын
Nah keep this out of paywall, the culture needs Mal's take. I can't wait for him to watch the Ultimatum: Queer Edition.
@BrandNewBamboo 3 ай бұрын
Mal doing a deep dive on Love Is Blind was not on my bingo card, my boy felt that shit😂😂😂
@romemakes794 3 ай бұрын
Julian saying shoutout Charlotte every 5 mins now tryna get a dreamville chain
@davidearle7209 3 ай бұрын
A dreamville chain 😭
@naimavibes6340 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@glencocoa8858 3 ай бұрын
this is a sick comment lmfaooo
@thirdiii94 3 ай бұрын
how close are charlotte and fayetteville from each other lmao he might get a Dababy chain instead with those constant charlotte shoutouts
@davidearle7209 3 ай бұрын
@@thirdiii94 they almost 3 hours apart lol
@warrencarroll6228 3 ай бұрын
I had no idea that Mal reviewing Love Is Blind would be this funny. We need more of this. I’ll pay
@stoniestarks1045 3 ай бұрын
Yall been on a roll lately the chemistry is back
@mackdeep 3 ай бұрын
True story. Sh*t was off for a few weeks
@mistersippiburning 3 ай бұрын
One thing I will say about Mal is he's willing to die on the Drake hill. He said the same thing on the old pod in Push's face.
@Its_Izzeee 3 ай бұрын
Mal needs to watch more content bc his reviews and takes on Love is blind is hilarious!!
@blessinginyang4774 3 ай бұрын
The look on Mal’s face and the way he repeated booty butter. Lol. Bruh I’m crying.
@najlaamber6637 3 ай бұрын
never knew I needed Mal to become a LIB fan and everything feels complete now 🤣🤣
@gtyunp 3 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@Arvndenise 3 ай бұрын
Y’all should bring Clay on the show.
@megamangman 3 ай бұрын
And AD. Just get messy.
@TeriyakiTyGotSauce 3 ай бұрын
Ain’t never seen Rory with this much hair.. Still tryna get used to it 😂
@rainbowchampagne10 3 ай бұрын
mal’s love is blind recap is needed 😂😂 need more of it
@Gtfoh37 3 ай бұрын
Juilian definitely got a male friend he made out with before😂
@prestondaniels3890 3 ай бұрын
Relax🤣🤣🤣
@NiciMartin2024 3 ай бұрын
That’s wild 😂😭
@dretheman123 3 ай бұрын
Nasty work 💀💀
@thebaiway 3 ай бұрын
100%
@antmunna1324 3 ай бұрын
For a fact , he too sassy
@karpouzy89 3 ай бұрын
The way Mal talks about this show makes me want to watch it 🤣🤣
@Swayze_S.L 3 ай бұрын
Mal definitely learned his gaslighting from Joe.. master class activity
@whyartshouldwin6724 3 ай бұрын
Not going to lie I thought the show was falling off but you guys have been on fire the last few episodes. Glad I came back. Thank you!
@732kev 3 ай бұрын
if ya bring clay to the show you should do an extended amount of relationship advice voicemails with him
@opensourcechloe 3 ай бұрын
🤌🏽
@greg02p 3 ай бұрын
Mal seems much happier these days! Pods been going crazy.
@Tanatanamontana 3 ай бұрын
Now I gotta go watch Love is Blind after that Mal breakdown 🤣🤣🤣
@gtyunp 3 ай бұрын
We need him on from s1 now 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@schlamanthaa 3 ай бұрын
Mal, nah Love is blind, Season 1 Jessica and Mark. Shorty tried to convince this man and HERSELF that she loved him. Denied him the buns and convinced him that she wasn't ready, when she really wasn't attracted to him physically. All while actively pursuing the man who passed up on her on the side trying to change his mind AND STILL dragged that man to that alter knowing damn well she did not love his ass. Sis was savage and that shit was wild.
@jayamo-addae415 3 ай бұрын
Mal said what Kendrick said on Like That was some little nothing and didn't deserve a response from the "2 giants". LOL. That's all you need to know about this guy mal
@Thoughtitwasadrought 3 ай бұрын
They wanna bait Kendrick to drop again so he has no ammo they think we can’t see pass the bullshit
@jayamo-addae415 3 ай бұрын
@@Thoughtitwasadrought Lol right. Talking bout "the battle yall want aint gonna happen". As if they didn't all plan on this juvenile course of action in some group chat
@UptownAlonzo 3 ай бұрын
@@jayamo-addae415you see the play lol
@ModernXMade83 3 ай бұрын
The part where Tyler said “I’m big straight on that “ literally meant two things
@Nebula_Jones 3 ай бұрын
We need more TV reviews from Mal 😂😂
@peaceiladel83 3 ай бұрын
Tyler pausing at "hot butt sex" is crazy!! 😂😂😂
@vikery555 3 ай бұрын
This is the LIB review I needed last month my literally at work crying laughing
@LoveLeneish 3 ай бұрын
LIB recaps and reviews from yall, especially Mal would be GOLD
@creamycazz1 3 ай бұрын
More of this PLEASE!!! Mal reviewing LIB is everything I didn’t know I needed. And please get Clay on the show. 🙏🏾
@therealharshlycritical 3 ай бұрын
Drake outta his own mouth said he took the L and made every excuse in the world to why he didnt make the record and then got bullied to show off his kid before his own timeline to the world. Drake lost breh
@FreeBandz658 3 ай бұрын
He lost, admitted he lost, cried to Lebron and J prince and that whole interview was so cringe and embarrassing. Aubreys angels are still here talking about how Duppy was a better song and how many streams and hits Drake has 🤦🏽♂️
@therealharshlycritical 3 ай бұрын
@@FreeBandz658 bars
@KAMROC 3 ай бұрын
Booty butter is INSANE
@GARZA_ICMG 3 ай бұрын
Bro someone cropped Megan fox face on jay leno head and it was like 98% Chelsea 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-sx1ix7gb7e 3 ай бұрын
Mal seems to be taking the criticism well and evolving
@claireslattery1753 3 ай бұрын
Nah sometimes I forget how hilarious this podcast is 🤣😭 Mal’s love is blind review is amazing
@tmc2710 3 ай бұрын
The Love is Blind review was gold lmao.. we see all of them out and about in Charlotte.. most of the couples are still fooling around lol
@Lovelee_rose 3 ай бұрын
Mal breaking down Love Is Blind is the energy i needed from him 😂😂
@407Movement 3 ай бұрын
It’s crazy but Mal and Julian are like Shaq and Kobe on this pod.
@dretheman123 3 ай бұрын
That’s a fact 🤣🤣🤣
@leejohn_bns 3 ай бұрын
23:02 if y'all gone have Clay on the show, everyone has to watch the season beforehand so they can have all of the info they need to ask good questions.
@creamycazz1 3 ай бұрын
Agreed!!!
@UptownAlonzo 3 ай бұрын
Greatest podcast ever 🔥
@myvettebeauty 3 ай бұрын
Rory’s swoop goes crazy
@jessicaatkins75 3 ай бұрын
WHY DID RORY CALL THAT GIRL NATALIE NUNN I AM CRYINGGGG
@jasminewallace5393 3 ай бұрын
They killed this episode 👌🏾
@rigsmortis 3 ай бұрын
Yall need to do a love is blind review / recap segment lmfao😂
@giovannylugo7954 3 ай бұрын
I love y’all but if I never hear Mal discuss anything involving Drake again, I’ll be aight
@esthernwosu7406 3 ай бұрын
You guys should review the other seasons 😂😂 Especially season 3 and 4 it was a madness
@LoveLeneish 3 ай бұрын
CHILE!... When Mal see's ole boy from season 3, the Indian dude and his crazy work about appearance and weight lolol
@King-li9ko 3 ай бұрын
Mal still wearing that OVO cape smh. Pathetic. Now like that wasn’t enough 😂. Not only is it great double & triple entendre bars but it’s #1 and went gold in a week. This can’t be objective. Kendrick smoked him
@cocoochwada9371 3 ай бұрын
Yo, the way Mal went off on Jeramy, I'M HOWLING!!!!
@anny7694 3 ай бұрын
“You getting the same results from me” @ 16:31 deadass 😭😭
@slickmoney031 3 ай бұрын
Mal got me dying talking about clay 😂
@JimmyLittle-gs8qk 3 ай бұрын
What if Drake left a woman at the alter? I think Mal would blame the woman.
@Mcdnichanni 3 ай бұрын
El oh el
@JimmyLittle-gs8qk 3 ай бұрын
@@Mcdnichanni El o el
@Username51513 3 ай бұрын
Pusha didn’t win the battle but Drake himself said that he took the L? Mal glazing heavy 🤦🏾♂️
@GrandLeroy 3 ай бұрын
Mal had a WHOLE 3 hour podcast with Pusha T in 4K HD and didn’t have none of this pushback or heavy criticism.
@mstrillmatic 3 ай бұрын
I love when y’all put mal on to shit, his shock is always so genuine 😂
@Maxxd0ut 3 ай бұрын
40:19 Tyler said hol up let me muddy the waters a lil bit😂😂
@joeblackwolf17 3 ай бұрын
Great episode ❤ love is blind is SICK 😂
@TheRaCharm 3 ай бұрын
Shit got better yall keep it up! Shits aiiiight now
@brandonbautista460 3 ай бұрын
maybe its just me, but making out all night and not getting “there” dont sound like the best to me😂
@___sinqobile1373 3 ай бұрын
Nah for real 😂😂
@___sinqobile1373 3 ай бұрын
Nah for real 😂😂
@407Movement 3 ай бұрын
“Julian has a lap top he can just look it up” “I won’t” 😅😅😅
@allixterkadaj 3 ай бұрын
Bro said he had the "What are we?" body language 😂 one of the few times I gotta go with the Mal-spiracy. That man was looking at Tyler how Will looked at Jada across that red table 😂😂
@KaituoKid 3 ай бұрын
Yall gotta adjust the volume levels or stop screaming on the mic cuz my ears bleeding
@mstrillmatic 3 ай бұрын
After hearing y’all talking about Bey, I hope Westside in the studio right now with her 🤣🤣
@marquiswoods55 3 ай бұрын
LOVE THESE HEALTHY DEBATES
@Ordellrobbi3 2 ай бұрын
Julian saying “smoked that” to Clay breaking AD’s heart is insane levels of crazy 😂😂😂😂😂 11:19
@Xornicus 3 ай бұрын
Alright, omw to watch Love is Blind and Ultimatum yall sold me on it
@DDon1992 3 ай бұрын
Rory going back to his white boy roots with this new hair style
@prestondaniels3890 3 ай бұрын
What’s sick is that the booty butter was actually called “Boy Butter” 🤣🤣
@peaceiladel83 3 ай бұрын
In life or on this plate!!! 😂😂😂
@WC13PHI215 3 ай бұрын
not surprised baby d carry around one of those mop buckets LOL.. salute damona 🤣
@cancelroy 3 ай бұрын
Y’all been killing it lately !! 😂 Julian is slept on fr 😂
@ryanmurphy2089 3 ай бұрын
Huge shout out to Angel Reese and Caitlyn Clark. It’s pretty awesome that we’re talking about women’s basketball over mens in 2024 and that’s 100 percent because of them. They really transformed the sport together if you think about
@creamycazz1 3 ай бұрын
This!! Love it 🙌🏾
@robveney 3 ай бұрын
You open it and it say YAHHH 😂😭
@obakengsteward6973 3 ай бұрын
Mal is glazing and spread*ng for Drake 😂 when it comes to Drake he(Mal) loses always all his marble. Man I've never seen an old man defending another like this.
@unbreakablekathi 3 ай бұрын
Mal watch Love is Blind season 1 it’s the best one
@ramsescano5622 3 ай бұрын
Ngl Mal's ridiculous Drake takes really makes u root against him even as a fan 💀
@AP__ 3 ай бұрын
Yeah Mal is aggravating as hell
@opensourcechloe 3 ай бұрын
Rory got me rolling 🤣 STDs starting in the 80s is crazy. How do none of y’all know Al Capone rotted and died in jail of syphilis 😒
@e2ginfinity 3 ай бұрын
The look on Baby D's face spoke volumes when they started talking about voicemail #2.
@ghifarraad8392 3 ай бұрын
Mal in the thumnail yoooooooo! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Dmajor213 3 ай бұрын
Julian thinks Clay cooked because he is Clay and Clay is him 🤣
@milesvines5642 3 ай бұрын
Lmaooo first 30 seconds was so crazy holy shit
@Thoughtitwasadrought 3 ай бұрын
These topics sound incredible 🤣
@mackdeep 3 ай бұрын
Mal said Sheryl Swoopes and Candace Parker like they were around the same age 😂
@sachinrampersaud3425 3 ай бұрын
They’re ALWAYS cooking bro every pod
@dxnielmonte 3 ай бұрын
between this and the j Cole apology review? We need more content like those. Mal has been turnt these last few episodes 😂😂😂
@630zazou 3 ай бұрын
Neo-soul is for Solange
@MoodyMilker 3 ай бұрын
There’s that Rory energy I been missing since parks crib Joe use to get Rory red a lot 😅 no diddy
@TheRaCharm 3 ай бұрын
Yeah he was getting too chummy and not enough redness haha
@Laylay_316 3 ай бұрын
The thing about love is blind….they HAVE to make it to the altar regardless of whether they plan to say I do or not. If they don’t have permission from the producers, they are fined $50,000.
@sba4life 3 ай бұрын
Listen to K-Rino - lifting the veil….thats where i learned what Easter was about lol
@JHilly 3 ай бұрын
Jerrod’s show is suppose to be his version of the Truman show
@NayL 3 ай бұрын
When Mal said the sickest dude on TV …I had the exact same question as Rory! Worse than Stebie?! 😂
@guve87 3 ай бұрын
Rory hair is killing me😂😂😂
@quilluntouchableentity2034 3 ай бұрын
""Thats out of the phuc boy bible" 😂
@neondarknessor 3 ай бұрын
2:00:29 look at Baby D's face when they are talking about, imagine tasting latex." 🤣💀
@FUJIN-UCHIHA 3 ай бұрын
We got a higher trained ear over here 😂😂😂😂
@mrs.-robinson7521 3 ай бұрын
I loved UConn womens team when I was in high school; got to go see them play Rutgers it was awesome to see as a high basketball player!
@ChiefExec91 3 ай бұрын
Watching UConn high must've been lit. 😂😂😂
@Homestyleforduc 3 ай бұрын
Lit show!
@kennym9894 3 ай бұрын
Yooooooo the Natalie Nunn comparison. Rory is a wild boy 😂😂😂
@ante610 3 ай бұрын
Mal be rewriting history. Many people thought Meek would win that battle.
@leejohn_bns 3 ай бұрын
24:18 Mal didn't see the curveball coming and all of the spoilers is everywhere since the season ended 🤣🤣🤣
@wharris123184 3 ай бұрын
Amelia Malhart 😂
@sulohlandgaming 3 ай бұрын
Love is blind is so brazy mal covering it is 🎉😂😂😂
@caniela23 3 ай бұрын
Mall is perfect for love is blind lol.
@DylanW3 3 ай бұрын
Rory’s right, people were hyping the fuck outta Meek before the Drake battle as some kinda heavyweight.
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