For Onion "literature": Dissections: Krim and Teya (StrangeAeons) Shitertainment: Pooky (you are here), Kappa Kaiju, Morges, Alizee Shitertaining dissections: Noble Lucy, Tater Tatiana Audiobooks: Jordan Barclay Be free, my fellow Onion Choppers. Edit: onion didn't deserve your fanart.

_sees shoutout to krimson rogue AND strange aeons_ ah, i see you are a penguin of culture

Shout out to Pooky for ALMOST making Reaper's Creek make sense.

Onion: "This is just me, who i was and what really happened at the time this story takes place" Also Onion: "And then me, the 6ft tall aryan Chad with a vegetarian body and sharp jawline, and my incredibly sexy clone finally killed God who totally has daddy issues and i totally got the girl and then my dad didn't leave and i was very cool and badass and everyone at the store clapped. The end "

He took his daddy issues so far as to project them onto God himself. I just-- I don't have any words anymore.

This book feels like a look into Onion’s head and I HATE IT.

Man, who else could write a book where you fight and kill god and it’s boring??

I'm so glad Handbook for mortals lead me to your channel

Since Greg doesn’t like being told no, when he learned Deux Machinas were a writing no no and shouldn’t be done unless you know what your doing, he decided to make every action his Self Insert OC does only possible by divine intervention.

This book has more "reviews" on youtube than it does unironic readers, and I think that's very sexy of us

I have a tendency to listen to Strange Aeons' and Krimson Rogue's reviews of Onion Boy's *ahem* (I suppose technically called) books pretty frequently for entertaining 'background noise,' the same way someone puts a favorite movie on while doing chores. Now I have a nice, long Pooky video to add to the list.

It’s amazing that the onion was able to create the mirror universe version of Empress Theresa.

Glowing forest animal who apparently gives super powers? So Graniel is Empress Theresa.

Page one "some of this is real, some imagined." Page two "I AM THE BEST AND ALIENS GAVE ME GOD POWERS"

Y'know when Graniel put blades in ladies hoo has there was at least one guy who was like, "YES FINALLY!"

I gotta say, reaper's creek is probably my “”””favorite”””” book onion boi's made, just because of how batshit insane it is

"like i said times a bastard and we are just all along for the ride babyyyy" i randomly skipped to this part of the drunk recording and im laughing my ass off

I love how each review of this book is different- this is definitely best in terms in visuals. Stick figures are all this book deserves, and yet can capture the rich insanity of this book

I hate how every Dad in this book is evil because it reminds me of the fact that Greg himself is a dad

"Prepubescent meatsuit" is a term I never thought I'd hear/read/comprehend... until now.

An hour long video made by Pooky!? And it's about one of Onision's god-awful books!? AND IT'S REAPER'S CREEK!? Pooky! You spoil us!!!

Reaper's Creek? Ah, yes. The cp written by an alleged p-file.

Damn, you didn't even do the warmup just went straight for the worst one. I can respect that.

I gasped seeing you did a Onision greg James Jackson book. I got super excited when I saw it was the book where Greg's self insert goes off the rails and literally went full 'I am so cool and smart I"m Better than god!111!!!!" Thank you for this. also fun fact: Greg's dad had to speak out against onison's constant bashing of him. Turns out Onision literally attacked his dad at one point. Edit: Another fun fact. Kappa Kaiju made a video about it recently. And he pointed out self insert boy at 11 is stated in the book to be 5'10. Aka the kid is meant to be taller than the average man at 11.

Jesus Christ Graniel’s impulsivity makes my ADHD look normal. Like, I may buy shit I don’t need but at least I don’t snap and astral project my angst and genocide a whole shitload of people

39:36 I’m guessing Onionboy saw the movie Teeth hence the “Vagina dentata” 😅

This is the fifth review of this godforsaken collection of words that I've watched and I swear to the third God fragment that I learn something new and even more batshit about the narrative every time.

Fun fact about this book; onion boy once tried to start a cult and this book is basically the basis of said cult

49:07 “Actually, super easy! Barley an inconvenience!”

"A giant tree that is on a string"...best typo ever!

2:15 Aaand now I'm imagining a drunk penguin waddling around with glasses and a wizard's hat, and it's absolutely adorable.

So the age of consent in Ohio is 16 (I looked it up just for this). Graniel is 14 and Julia is 18 and that is Statutory. Gross Onion

😳...Buwuh? Man, you were NOT kidding about the low hanging fruit. I have learned so much from this. Like, what even is the point of cohesion, pacing, or structure when there is author ego to sustain the narrative? Also that entire book sounds was like a 30 year old telling a story of a 11-16 year old from the perspective of a six year old. "I had this one friend and I don't like my family or religion. And then there were aliens- and then there was a bully but he died- and then I had a girlfriend and we did kissing and stuff, and then there were more aliens- and by the way I have a heart thing and I always fall over- then this guy did a bad thing and so I beat him up real good... but then more aliens came and they were sent by God because he was jealous of me- and there was super huge explosion and I was awesome!" ...Wait a minute, God raped and murdered His sister? Is the implication here that Graniel is their incest baby?😨

OH BY GOD *YOU* TALKING ABOUT *THIS* “BOOK” H E L L Y E A H

Not only is this another fun Pooky review, but many thanks for recommending both Strange Aeons and Krimson Rogue, two more channels that helped get me through pandaunbearable year 2

I think Onision might have stepped in alien poop at some point.

Oh no sticks and bugs, Greg's weaknesses! Other weaknesses include: Chris Hansen, organized religion, organized sports, the truth, brain cells, monogamy, the word no, compassion, criticism, free will, paring knives, cutting boards, bathing, sanity, and the greatest enemy of them all, spellcheck.

I think roasting onision's books are becoming trend

The thing that got me with God was when Graniel was like "Devil was just aspect of God's divided personality, like anyone's father when he was in his worst mood'. Oh Gregory...the illustrations where hilarious tho. They fitted the book somehow XD and made this nonesene much more enjoyable

as one part of graniel's father, i vote we disown him

I can't believe you did this twice and one of them was sober. Sweet mother of nads. Your work ethic makes mine look like a wilted houseplant.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, SHE'S UPLOADED

I never got past the fact that Saddam Hussein wrote a romance book.

HOLY HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 57 MINUTES!!! We are feasting tonight folks

I shall add this video to the collection of videos that I re-watch making fun of onyon's books at least once a month. A fine addition to my collection indeed.

IMO this is Greg's best book It is so bizarre, over the top, convoluted and nonsensical that I find it legit entertaining, unlike his two other books.

Nietze: I wrote that the ideal man must "kill God", as a representation of a man divorcing himself from societal values to forge his own moral code, to then influence the rest of mankind with it Onision, buying replica Blades of Chaos online from his mom's basement: *BOY*

"Hip young-adults" yo, they're like 21+. They're literally ADULTS. Barret's like 35... You'd think, being a fan of the game, he'd at least know... >_>;

Can the aliens please come and yeet baka-onion-San into the stratosphere?

Oh yes ever since I saw the "low hanging fruit" i knew it would be an onion book

Weirdly enough, this wasn’t the first movie length video production that had a plot point about vaginal teeth.

I love that you've seen everyone else's vids on this but still also missed his 2 sentence second sister. She's an amazing non event everyone just forgets. Greggy poo included.

A plate of spaghetti, a cup of pumpkin spice coffee, and a new upload from GenerallyPooky. It's been a good Halloween!

39:36 Onision probably ripped of the movie: Teeth

Mom can we have Persona 4? No honey we have it out home Persona 4 at home:

My lord. "if I fits I sits" breadloaf Graniel is going to get me every time I decide to rewatch this. 😄 😄 😄

Where Graniel goes out of his way to go to a place with alcohol where he knows he’ll be uncomfortable, I go out of my way to not do that. Though I really shouldn’t say that I go out of my way or anything like that because it’s not hard.

How could my youtube recommendations do me so dirty and not show me this video until today

Onision, the most horrifying thing on planet earth

When I saw the notification, I got hyped for a new Handbook for Mortals episode, and then I clicked it and it's a 1 HOUR VIDEO about the onion book!! Oh boi what an unsuspected halloween treat~

Wow, this sounds like if you took out all the humor and soul from The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. AKA: Reaper's creek is the live action Netflix adaptation of The disastrous life of Saiki K...

I always come back to this video. I blame the stickbugs and their sweet moves.

This is like AI Dungeon when it doesn't know what to do, so it keeps making you sleep.

wait a minute. wait a damn minute. a serial killer... from washington... named gary.... who disposes of his bodies in a creek? did... greg just write his self insert CATCHING AND MURDERING THE GREEN RIVER KILLER??

Yassssss the penguin queen is back! This is like....I think this has been the third triumphant return of a channel I've seen Edit: also I wanna say that the way greg did the mom and stepdad dirty was just disgusting because it implies greg's mind control was the only reason the stepdad was a good person. Legit disgusting. Edit 2: yo an MHA reference? hella dope!

HIP YOUNG ADULTS!!!! aka paintbrush hands

Freud would've had a field day with Onision's books.

*scrolls through code* Graniel: this is a sims four game? Graniel: reaches hand through the screen Player in this realm: sweats

Writing idea: main character has mind control, but wants to respect free will. I had the idea watching Jessica Jones. Imagine developing the power to make people do whatever you want. At first, you'd be a spoiled, abusive child. Maybe at first, you don't even know you're doing it. Eventually, you start wanting genuine interactions. You want people to truly like you, instead of just going through the brainwashed motions. Now, you've turned over a new leaf, and you're trying to be better, but it's not easy. You slip. You say things you didn't mean to be a command. You have to learn to phrase things very carefully. You're constantly trying to deprogram the people you accidentally brainwashed. It could be an interesting concept.

I heard of a book that's almost as bad, if not worse than Reaper's Creek: Empress Theresa. It's actually pretty similar in that aliens make someone omnipotent and they remake the world.

Ooooh my god, we're in this for a RIDE

6:44 To be fair, the Latina girl's Pooky sprite is adorable

God, I'm going to enjoy this. Edit: Enjoyed it.

Ed Edd and Eddy reference? Oh lord how I missed you. Also. I see you put more effort than you should have in these drawings than ANY of garlic bois books

15:58 "The flow of time itself is convoluted." ~Dark Souls II

Uh, with the age difference between "Graniel" and Julia, and "Graniel" being a minor, wouldn't that make the sex between the two... statutory rape? I was gonna say "pedophilia" but then remembered it's technically ephibephilia, however you spell it, still gross, but with a very different history behind it. Seriously, historical age of consent laws are a rabbit hole within an even bigger rabbit hole. ... I used to narrate "120 Days of Sodom", the novel.

The Onion is a disturbing creature. None of Lovecraft's abominations unsettle me as much.

the way that i've watched this like twice a day since it came out.....

Your "drunk" recording of this sounds surprisingly lucid, with just a few blips to remind us that you're drunk, including a few bouts of laughter. Any slurring of speech wasn't noticeable. Good job?

i tapped for blue penguin lady, but i had no idea what i stayed for. my brain just slowly... numbbed over the course of the video

Nearly choked to death on a bite of my hotdog a couple minutes ago...before the video but damn...that was crazy

Sir, if you touch my ADHD!

Ah, the scariest spook of them all, just in time for Halloween: Reaper’s Creek. Onion’s masterpiece.

Oh the hip swiveling, the glorious hip swiveling. So mesmerizing

Oh honey... why did you do this to yourself? We’re not worth it.

If it makes you feel any better, Onision is why this vid was made, and thus was in my recommended, and thus why I watched it, and thus why I subscribed.

While I love Aeon and Krimsons' _MUTILATION_ of this book (and the whole series) your pisstaking attitude towards this keeps making me laugh so hard. Thank you for that!

I feel like you should know that "Time is a bastard and we are all just along for the ride, baybeeee" is something that has deeply ingrained itself in my vocabulary and I *have* used it out loud in real life.

When I saw this pop up in my feed, I was so pumped. I can't wait for you to tear this to shreds

Even though I've seen plenty of reviews of this I want to see the art

'Rotten produce chan' had me rolling.

Woo! It’s been so long since the last hip swiveling! Look at those hips go!

This "novel" is like Stranger in a Strange Land if the author (can't spell his name but it begins with an H) took cough syrup recreationally

Your laugh legit gave me the giggles but I’m pretty high

SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY RECCOMENDED. SO EXCITED TO SEE YOUR ILLUSTRATIONS OF THIS MONSTROSITY

The dancing stick insects made this worth it :D

Saw this in my recommended. Love this channel so far! I hope to see more!~ 💓

The endgame is like some warped Gnosticism shit where God is the Demiurge and God's sister is blatantly Sophia.

Onion got stickbugged before getting stickbugged was a thing

thank you for leaving out the bodies dialog