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Rebel Moon Part 2 Critics Reviews REBEL Hate Zack Snyder's WORSE Scargiver
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3 ай бұрынRebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver reviews are out for Zack Snyder's Star Wars esque Netflix sci-fi movie series. Zack Snyder want's Rebel Moon to have at least 6 movies plus directors cuts. But given the critical review reception of Rebel Moon part 1 and 2 will he get them? With the Rebel Moon plot, characters and action all up for debate in the Netflix movie. Is Rebel Moon the next Star Wars? Or Is Rebel Moon Part two worth watching?
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@disparutoo 3 ай бұрын
Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver critics reviews are out, with their review embargo time seemingly the same time the show released, and you can see why! Staying at a 13% fresh rating despite the number of reviews doubling while I was recording the review summary isn't the best sign. With Zack Snyder admitting that he only listens to focus groups, primarily of friends and family rather than the audience, it's obvious while the movies never improve. Rebel Moon Part Two doubles downs on all the same problems as the first movie, and makes far less sense than it. I'll be doing a full review of this movie because most of it is entirely nonsensical at best, or insane at worst. Should be fun! But what do you think? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
@samryan180 3 ай бұрын
First comment!
@jesusoftheapes 3 ай бұрын
why do you hate Zach Schnyder ?
@TreeVermin007 3 ай бұрын
Just finished watching it... Total nonsense, 😆 I guess we have more nonsense to look forward to when the third one comes out!
@leewright1 3 ай бұрын
It's a shame you weren't on FNT, at least you can read on command, unlike Gary!😂
@skylx0812 3 ай бұрын
Slomo farming? High school FFA (Future Farmers of America) eye candy then....
@Lankystorm28415 3 ай бұрын
Look at the bright side, at least Snyder is having fun making these terrible movies instead of ruining another beloved franchise.
@CharlesUrban 3 ай бұрын
There are no more franchises left to ruin anyway.
@zerocontent6168 3 ай бұрын
@@CharlesUrban There is but i am not even going to type the name
@Arcadia1701 3 ай бұрын
What franchise is left anymore that’s not ruined…
@HammerheadStarcraft 3 ай бұрын
God, you know, I’m really thinking…in the West…? You have to get pretty obscure.
@Film_Sushi 3 ай бұрын
Well... he is ruining his own franchise. Everyone praise the God. Lol!
@dwainmorris7854 3 ай бұрын
HIS FOCUS GROUP IS MADE UP OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT KISSES HIS ASS TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 ай бұрын
And that sucks cos that proves he doesn’t have a single honest connection in his life that can tell him “look man love you but this is objective shit. Do it over again”
@marcogenovesi8570 3 ай бұрын
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access Nobody is honest in hollywood, no exceptions
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
That's an echo chamber! XD
@r3dr4te963 3 ай бұрын
Remind me to George Lucas. But even he still aware how people hate-love the prequels, Snyder seems just ignoring criticism
@AnoneemusNoename 3 ай бұрын
The only ppl he listens to are those that kiss his ass or control/pay him (focus group or otherwise) when the audience is the only "focus group" that matters. His career was already dying faster and faster but this BS just killed it proper. He better git gud fast or he'll be persona non-grata like certain M-she-U and Star Wars directors in no time flat (if the damage isn't already done). He needs to accept the reality that nobody asked for that sh*t so who is he making it for? Himself and his 1 or 200 aquaintances? This is hollywood boi! Like it or not you're catering to MILLIONS. LOL at Snyder saying a vote against him is a vote for the focus groups! B*tch you ARE the f*ckin focus groups... Couldn't write his way out of a paper bag (damn sure well could snort his way out though...)
@jjaarr3208 3 ай бұрын
Did they call it Scargiver because of the emotional trauma you endure while watching it or because the occasional booboo is the best the villains in the film can do?
@jamesmetcalf5597 3 ай бұрын
Probably because sleep inducer was a bit too on the nose.
@RanOutOfChannelNames 3 ай бұрын
Cancer giver would have fit better.
@naamadossantossilva4736 3 ай бұрын
Yeah,NotFinishJobber is a terrible title.
@alberto5770 3 ай бұрын
Emooootional Damage!!!¡ Failure management couldn't apply better😂😂😂😂
@jesusknight1 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@BS-hammer 3 ай бұрын
Oh, did I forget they harvested by hand the wheat field, processed it, milled it, dug out tunnels that make Viet kong envious, train, talk around the table, dug out her ship that still flys, and embroider special banners for each hero ALL IN 5 DAYS! And found time to screw, and hand cut their hair into a regimental fashion.
@TheMeanArena 3 ай бұрын
No! They just got the grain from the fields in 5 days. The rest was already there. Did you already forget part 1?
@Anacronian 3 ай бұрын
The dialogue in Rebel moon part 2 is either written by an A.I. or an alien that have never had human contact.
@DavidMartinez-ce3lp 3 ай бұрын
In other words, Snyder
@SpFlash1523 3 ай бұрын
@@DavidMartinez-ce3lp Steppenwolf: "This one will be mine." Wonder Woman: "I belong to no one!"
@advchtube8208 3 ай бұрын
Was Zuckerberg involved in this?
@michaelknight3039 3 ай бұрын
"that have never had no"
@ste4392 3 ай бұрын
@@michaelknight3039haha irony right
@seanfoltz7645 3 ай бұрын
So they call her the scar giver, which means that she's too incompetent to kill her foes and instead, just wounds them and leaves scars - that's not all that threatening a character unless you're afraid of getting a scar.
@Midtable1881 3 ай бұрын
That poor girl who wanted to be an actress will only be ever known for the 'NYYYYEEEAAAAA' meme.
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
Link please? XD
@MediumRareOpinions 3 ай бұрын
I didn't believe that was actually in the film at first. I thought it was Nerdrotic editing in an Anime scream for the memes. What was Snyder thinking?
@petriew2018 3 ай бұрын
@@MediumRareOpinions it's Zack Snyder, so probably "i bet this'll be epic in .25 speed"
@TheSuperappelflap 3 ай бұрын
My question is, what are those tattoos? It looks like a 10 year old drew on his arms with a sharpie. I thought that kind of tattoo was reserved for early 20s baristas in coffeeshops with nose rings.
@sneeringimperialist6667 3 ай бұрын
You mean ex-cons...
@brunumb4914 3 ай бұрын
🤔I've never seen a coffee shop with a nose ring 😜
@Bob-Talks 3 ай бұрын
@@sneeringimperialist6667 Zack isn't an ex-con, he's still a full on con lol
@cptrelentless80085 3 ай бұрын
Your shit tattoo follows you forever.
@jimjam51075 3 ай бұрын
That's almost all tattoos now...scribbles.
@DaneofHalves 3 ай бұрын
So Zack admits to the public he doesn't take constructive critism. He just surrounds himself with an echo chamber of "yes" men. I always said he was a hack but to actually publicly admit he doesn't run his writing drafts by anyone sober is a new level of whale sh*t.
@NexusKin 3 ай бұрын
This is just like Paul W.S Anderson and his Resident Evil movies. He didn't listen to any constructive criticism at all, and each movie was subsequently worse than the previous one in every way. Yet, they always somehow managed to scrape together just enough of a profit to justify a sequel.
@ynraider 3 ай бұрын
"Hack Snyder" will finally catch on... How long ago was "Sucker punch" and the mediocre "Watchmen" adaptation?! THIS! IS! VINDICATION!
@justinowens8834 3 ай бұрын
"You may love or hate my movies, but Disparu would look cooler with a beard." -Zack
@knotengajin7359 3 ай бұрын
I’d suggest veneers first just to break that British stereotype!
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 ай бұрын
@@knotengajin7359 Idk I kinda like his “every man” look. Like you could just pull up a stool at a pub he’s at.
@jeremytitus9519 3 ай бұрын
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Accesslet’s see him grizzlier and grungier Bearded, a few scars, maybe missing a phalange or two. And a cloudy eye for that extra special spice.
@skylx0812 3 ай бұрын
Zack, your generic arm sleeve tats look ga- ah...ooooh, okay.
@cristinawilligs 3 ай бұрын
he needs a dentist and get fit, it will definitively help his features... but he is a great critic, who cares
@valyria-rd2tt 3 ай бұрын
The boregiver 20 min in and opted out Tried again later and opted out again... Literally NOTHING HAPPENING and NO PLOT! What the f is this thing????
@nick1635 3 ай бұрын
It really is complete garbage. Of all the things Netflix cancels on a whim, this franchise really deserves ending.
@toolegittoquit_001 3 ай бұрын
The farming scenes were ….. awesome 😳
@georgeray1906 3 ай бұрын
How about Snoregiver as an alternative title?
@valyria-rd2tt 3 ай бұрын
@@georgeray1906 approved
@georgeray1906 3 ай бұрын
@@valyria-rd2tt Thank you.
@user-bp7cw4cw5c 3 ай бұрын
I think I like Battlefield Earth more than this
@darrents44 3 ай бұрын
omg is it that bad
@AteshSeruhn 3 ай бұрын
While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME I.... was being trained ... To MAKE MOVIES! 😂
@mikestacyemett5914 3 ай бұрын
Oof
@benwarwick4290 3 ай бұрын
@@darrents44it's seven samurai in space 😂😂😂
@stuartjslack 3 ай бұрын
Ouch
@robertpaul50n 3 ай бұрын
I want a girl who looks at me the way Zack Snyder looks at grain.
@sparkycjs 3 ай бұрын
I liked how during the assassination scene they had an orchestra present to play along, who had to improvise as the tense bits happened 😂
@jetdathreat 3 ай бұрын
That was so ridiculous. Having the source of music in the scene only worked for mad max and that psycho guitarist
@ALifeUnanalyzedIsALifeUnlived 3 ай бұрын
That had me laughing, that and all the blatant illuminati imagery.
@BoSmith7045 3 ай бұрын
Six months to do ONE harvest!?! If the crops are not going to wilt in that time just harvest what you need and replant that area and repeat. They have a hell of a stable climate if they are not worried about winter or anything. That's farming on easy mode. Or Zack has absolutely no idea how crops work.
@GH-ub7qz 3 ай бұрын
"crops" come from hole foods...m
@cookiecookie88729 3 ай бұрын
Anyway, the whole premise of a galactic empire needing grain from a remote village is stupid. Zhack wanted to copy the 7 samurai, without transposing it to his own universe. At least make the empire want some rare earths or something. This movie is so stupid...
@nyetzdyec3391 3 ай бұрын
Well... grain is also otherwise known as *seeds* ... and seeds are "designed" (evolved) to FALL OFF. Long before they finish the harvest, there won't be any point in harvesting it, since the seeds/grain will be long gone. Then, there's this "little" thing called rain. When grain is ready to harvest, rain is BAD. It tends to cause things like mold, mildew, rot... and other things. If they don't have to worry about rain for six months, then they also don't have to worry about being able to grow crops, unless they are irrigating... exclusively.
@petriew2018 3 ай бұрын
@@cookiecookie88729 there's a reason seven samurai and the good remakes of it like Magnificent 7 don't give the bad guys the power of a galactic empire behind them.... because there's no way you can make the premise make a lick of sense. Either the single village is too insignificant to matter, or the bad guys have overwhelming resources making it impossible for them to win. We've seen the Warhammer knockoffs carpet bomb an entire planet just for harboring rebels, why would they not just solve this rebellion from orbit as well?
@lordmontymord8701 3 ай бұрын
@@petriew2018 Wait, are you telling me that Seven Samurai for example wouldn't have been better if the Shogun himself or one of his top commanders came with a whole army to raid this one village? Kurosawa was such a hack, only a genius like Snyder knows what stakes are.
@Kal_g 3 ай бұрын
Aye! Disparu's hair looks like he isn't a WNBA season ticket holder anymore!!
@Darkstar-se6wc 3 ай бұрын
Now a bit of (cosmetic?) dentistry and he’ll be looking quite presentable! 😊
@Shino2288 3 ай бұрын
Melissa is a great hair stylist!
@emonk042 3 ай бұрын
@@Darkstar-se6wc What is with those teeth?
@alexman378 3 ай бұрын
@@emonk042Britain
@cptrelentless80085 3 ай бұрын
Her looked really clean in the Vegas photos
@Sousabird 3 ай бұрын
"This is a rebellion, isn't it? I rebel." -The Moon I honestly can't think of the last Snyder film that I enjoyed.
@RanOutOfChannelNames 3 ай бұрын
Mine was Watchmen.
@Drak976 3 ай бұрын
For me I think it was 300 and I liked Meet The Spartans more. I just love Greeks have a greek with a pointy stick I'll watch.
@Omg_im_scared 3 ай бұрын
Dawn of the dead
@ifstatementifstatement2704 3 ай бұрын
Ambulance? Lol
@jimjam51075 3 ай бұрын
Watchmen. It's like Snyder had all the ingredients for lasagna in the Watchmen script. Since then, he has tried to make lasagna out of pickles, apples, frogs legs, and now carrots. He makes lasagna well, but doesn't know how to make anything else. Snyder has a small enough career now to get hired because he'll do what he's told and lucky (for him) still gets work because of his remaining name recognition. Rian Johnson was in the same spot right before he got The Last Jedi, his career was just heading up instead of down. Now they're both in the same place, making derivative algorithm chasers for Netflix.
@paulanderson771 3 ай бұрын
I'm just so damn mad they gave Sofia Boutella that horrid haircut for this shite. We can't even have eye candy anymore
@Film_Sushi 3 ай бұрын
She is not even barely remotely sexy? That fake fish lips... ugh! :)
@phil4986 3 ай бұрын
Sofia is absolutely gorgeous when the movie makers don't intentionally ruin her looks. Sexy as hell.
@Film_Sushi 3 ай бұрын
@@phil4986 no. :)
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 ай бұрын
@@Film_Sushi Brilliant counter argument, absolutely brutal For a ten year old that’s been fed lead paint chips all its life
@Film_Sushi 3 ай бұрын
@@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access What´s up, soy werewolf? :)
@TwinFather0420 3 ай бұрын
How I imagine the conversation went during the focus group: ZS: “Pretty great, right?!” “Right!” “Pretty great!” “Right!” “Great!” “Right!”
@TheMeanArena 3 ай бұрын
How should it have been? Let's hear your take on it.
@TheRumblewagon 3 ай бұрын
Snyder must believe that the grain in his movie is as precious as the spice melange in DUNE. LOL.
@minyaksayur 3 ай бұрын
the starship is coal powered. they even have people shoveling it to the engine. lmao.
@PiRhoManiacYTP 3 ай бұрын
My brother went to Vegas and took a picture with you and I will say firstly that your head is massive (which makes sense cause it has to fit your massive brain) and secondly that it’s very weird to see someone I’ve been watching exclusively through a screen for years now, standing next to a person I’ve known my entire life in person.
@Film_Sushi 3 ай бұрын
I would feel the same if I met, let´s say, Sydney Sweeney? :)
@clearspira 3 ай бұрын
Who's ''you''? Disparu or Snyder? And what was British Disparu doing in Vegas?
@NewSquallor 3 ай бұрын
Bless you for sacrificing your sanity for the sake of all.
@HoundMonkey 3 ай бұрын
This man sacrificed himself and watched Robyn Hood for us. He deserves a medal 🏅
@theauntofdragons 3 ай бұрын
Omg the Robyn Hood reviews were so fun!! I kinda want a season 2 so he can do another one lol.
@benwarwick4290 3 ай бұрын
Laughing at the slow motion of drinking water.
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
Excuse meWUT XD
@clintonevans2003 3 ай бұрын
Let it be known, that from this day forward, I too shall drink in slow motion.
@lordofthepizzapie9319 3 ай бұрын
Is Zach ripping of Prince of Persia now?
@To.me.my.X-Men.97 3 ай бұрын
Part 3 will be some dude unzipping his fly and Zack Snyder will have a scene of him pp in slo mo with a woman screaming like he did to Wonder woman AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@fionnaitsradag5152 3 ай бұрын
Needs more slow motion wheat.
@toolegittoquit_001 3 ай бұрын
💯
@dontcare7086 3 ай бұрын
That was incredible. I fast forwarded about 15 mins and they still weren't done with the farming scene. This is so much worse than part 1.
@sparkycjs 3 ай бұрын
I so knew that was coming (and as a montage too) I burst out laughing 😂
@pascalb2062 3 ай бұрын
Disparu's accent is made for irony and sarcasm 😂
@Film_Sushi 3 ай бұрын
And you even haven´t mentioned his haircut, lol!
@zacharymcmillan2788 3 ай бұрын
And they say that irony is a dead scene. 😏
@Auxius. 3 ай бұрын
4:00 my man on the poster with safe gun practices while firing a weapon, somehow
@Ragatokk 3 ай бұрын
Can't be unseen.
@luthasunspell8365 3 ай бұрын
Rebel Moon is as bad as Gollum: The Lord of Ring. Nuff said.
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
That game being released is... [WORDS NOT FOUND] Was it bargain priced?! XD
@manicpixiefangirl4189 3 ай бұрын
No way, I laugh my ass off playing Gollum. That’s entertaining. Rebel Moon has nothing to do with entertainment.
@SpadeApeiron 3 ай бұрын
Title "Scargiver" is because Jack Snyder wanted to give mental Scar for those who watched his passion project expecting it to be good. ;) Best way to subvert Expectation is to give a SCAR lol
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 ай бұрын
10:47 My head canon has always been that the Ewoks have crazy physical strength despite their size (like a chimp) and so when they throw rocks and sticks they’re like organic missiles
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
Furry prehistoric dwarf That was my original take one them But that works, too! XD
@alberto5770 3 ай бұрын
Surely the great Pratchett got inspired for his falling bears from the totally not Australia, counterweight continent.
@davidgantenbein9362 3 ай бұрын
All that fur just hides how buff they are … steely muscles below that fur.
@whatduck943 3 ай бұрын
@@davidgantenbein9362I now have the mental image of waxed ewoks in a thong. Thanks dude.
@AKUJIVALDO 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, so that is why they needed 4 Ewoks carry a protocol droids... Your arse-cannon is just that. Tata.
@Call-me-Jester 3 ай бұрын
Brother Disparu, love your content. Your channel, as well as others, saves me much time. Thanks for taking plenty for the team. Please do a review of The 3 Body Problem. I think you will find a cool premise detroyed by awful characters and plot holes the size of Texas.
@EsTornino77 3 ай бұрын
Dude , you are by far my favorite movie critic !
@normanrenner4648 3 ай бұрын
the accent and manner helps...a bit
@jeffkeim5865 3 ай бұрын
I thought this was a war in space not a farm in North Dakota
@Film_Sushi 3 ай бұрын
Can´t be both true, lol? In current day logic, they can! :)
@cameronwilliams2791 3 ай бұрын
Can I see what projects you have released you noob
@titfortatpeterpan 3 ай бұрын
his whole universe is north dakota
@ASMRish 3 ай бұрын
I just love out of touch Hollywood weirdos still acting like the ~*internet*~ is a fringe thing you're not supposed to take seriously, and not where most of his audience is.
@grantmiller6570 3 ай бұрын
The Starship was coal powered.... the BIG gun was aimed by a dude winding wheels like a WW2 submarine - WTF!!!! The whole thing was dumb. I watched the first one a couple of times, trying to convince myself it was just ok. I won't be even trying that for this one.
@80krauser 3 ай бұрын
I wish we just had Spelljammer/Treasure Planet space ships with solar sails and magic coal. Such an underrated esthetic. Just for the love of all that's good and holy... DON'T LET ZACK NEAR IT
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
COAL-POWERED?! W T A F
@HardbrasH1 3 ай бұрын
@@Ramsey276one its true
@AKUJIVALDO 3 ай бұрын
@@80krauserhey, Count Dooku had sail-spaceship...
@80krauser 3 ай бұрын
@@AKUJIVALDO And that is why he was the best
@jimnoxious5671 3 ай бұрын
Mrs. Nerdrotic did an amazing job on your hair! 🤗🤗
@theequalizer9154 3 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.😃
@luster5497 3 ай бұрын
Bro got too much ego from Justice League “second cut”, he’s literally just doing the same thing on purpose now. Bro trick Netflix to buy the same movie twice.
@arthaiser 3 ай бұрын
the best part of this movie is disparu's video making fun about how bad it is
@TheMeanArena 3 ай бұрын
Would rather be in Zack's shoes than Disparu's. I mean is there even a comparison? Not even close!
@joshuasmith5488 3 ай бұрын
Been dealing with a lot these days. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face!
@theghostofmaximumvolume3414 3 ай бұрын
Zack Snyder hasn't really had a success since "The Watchmen."
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 3 ай бұрын
I liked his Justice League as well but aside from that his track record has been relatively bad at best
@Highostrich 3 ай бұрын
Even Watchman was not received that well. It barely made its money back. It later became a cult classic
@manoz6194 3 ай бұрын
And he hasn't made a good film since 300
@Cerbyo 3 ай бұрын
@@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r ....how? It was terrible. The villain was great...when he was standing around flaunting and talking anyways. Just a terrible movie. The scene with lois and clark just talking about nothing....literally nothing for no reason related to anything at all definitely not to the plot of the movie....that sums up this movie.
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 3 ай бұрын
@@CerbyoI liked it because it actually felt like a Justice League story that took its stakes seriously rather than having the JL cracking Whedon/MCU jokes all day. I also appreciated that the story developed its characters and showed how the team gets through their trauma and becomes a family of sorts. Thats more than I can say for the cut we got in theaters lol.
@Disinterested1 3 ай бұрын
"Diverse casting" these days that's an insta skip ijs!
@luiseclipce6190 3 ай бұрын
Oh god. I was so happy when the movie came out, because i knew you'd review it
@Film_Sushi 3 ай бұрын
I still have happy memories of Disparu´s reviewing Willow, lol!
@thecornerkid402 3 ай бұрын
Liking the haircut, Disparu.
@tnttv5360 3 ай бұрын
In a limited 5 star system, a star is indeed a lot.
@darthlaurel 3 ай бұрын
I'm here for the haircut, disparu! Looks great.
@lexirust8245 3 ай бұрын
Mrs Nerdrotic did a great job on your haircut
@bobbob-dg1kt 3 ай бұрын
"Snyder loves grain the same way Lucas loved taxes in EP1" Funny, made me lol. Nice to know at least one of these critics has some wit.
@TonyVsSportsShortsandMore 3 ай бұрын
“The budget ran low moon” now that’s a title worth getting behind.
@JohnWill86 3 ай бұрын
15:50 these days they talk about diversity like the are cavemen discovering fire but back in the day we had things like Turner & Hooch we had so much diversity that there was a mastiff as a lead actor
@georgeray1906 3 ай бұрын
Honestly there should be more diversity for animals as actors.
@maxwellmee7052 3 ай бұрын
I'm no film critic so I turned off after about 15 minutes and went to the pub. Guiness was good tonight.
@weswolever7477 3 ай бұрын
Did you have a whisky as well
@To.me.my.X-Men.97 3 ай бұрын
I did that with Antman 3 😂
@To.me.my.X-Men.97 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂@@weswolever7477
@thePsiMatrix 3 ай бұрын
I think Honest Trailers came up with the best summary of Zack and Slo-Mo: "Wa-utch as Zack Snyder treats the Flash's powers with all the intensity... of Lois Lane putting down a cup of coffee!"
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
O M G XD
@CueCeeKristi 3 ай бұрын
Love the new haircut! Looking forward to your full review. Thanks again for watching these things so we don't have to.
@dwainmorris7854 3 ай бұрын
AND THINK SNYDER WANTS TO MAKE SIX MORE OF THESE
@lleytontrainer5729 3 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the Rebel Moon/Army of the Dead crossover
@claypoole702 3 ай бұрын
I'm just over the girl Boss trope. This is why I'm not watching it. I'm done with the entertainment industry. There are decades of media I can watch. Decades of good programs, movies, and seasons of shows. None of them have weird woke paradigms. Decades of story that makes sense.
@mikavirtanen7029 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, right now i'm watching British historical dramas from the 1970's and this is great shit. Zach Snyder movie probably has bigger catering budget than whole season of these series, but acting is mostly suberb and screenplays are written by professionals, not retarded diversity hires or directors whose talent sure as hell is not in writing. Now is the perfect time for everyone to get out of their comfort zone, because YT is full of good content from past decades...and it's free.
@georgeray1906 3 ай бұрын
You're not alone who had enough of the girl boss trope because I and nearly everyone with a brain can't stand it.
@clintonevans2003 3 ай бұрын
Where t start with this one? The choreography? The acting? The premise? Continuity? Basically it was a pile of Sh!t 19 mins is no where near long enough to descent this corpse
@myt110 3 ай бұрын
He got a haircut!
@Film_Sushi 3 ай бұрын
Did he?? :)
@jessejames8900 3 ай бұрын
No, he spit on his hand and swiped his hair to the side.
@Film_Sushi 3 ай бұрын
@@jessejames8900 thought so as well. Lol.
@crimsonpotemkin 3 ай бұрын
I would like to thank Zack Snyder for allowing me experience what it's like to be a prophet. Somehow, the moment I heard the title Scargiver, I just knew. Somehow, as if by Divine Providence, I knew it would be utter shit. For that I thank him. But his name is still going into my Book of Grudges.
@ynraider 3 ай бұрын
*"Hack Snyder"
@BananaRepublic46 3 ай бұрын
The slow mo's really killed me
@nyetzdyec3391 3 ай бұрын
Is it just me, or does watching slow-motion harvesting sound equally as fun as... watching grass grow?
@ALifeUnanalyzedIsALifeUnlived 3 ай бұрын
Seriously, I was getting irritated because I just wanted the dm seen to end. I get iiiiiiit, they're farming. What an utter piece of trash.
@To.me.my.X-Men.97 3 ай бұрын
@@ALifeUnanalyzedIsALifeUnlived🤣🤣🤣Part 3 will have Snyder of a Rottweiler taking a doo Doo in slo mo
@dceasedbrickfan74 3 ай бұрын
I brought in a bunch of “yes” men & “fluffers”. - Zach
@markcochrane9523 3 ай бұрын
Wait, this actually came out? I thought it would've gotten axed after the first part was such a failure.
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
That hasn't happened lately... Velma 2 is coming!!
@dRoscoAZ 3 ай бұрын
@Ramsey276one Holy crap. It seems Mindy K is a glutton for punishment aye!?! 🤦🏻♂️
@user-gj9uq3kb7y 3 ай бұрын
Wait until 3 4 5 and 6 comes out
@petriew2018 3 ай бұрын
they were already making it before they even released the first one, so no. 2 was inevitable They really big question will be how much money Netflix is going to be willing to put behind no. 3 now that they do have feedback....
@cb2000a 3 ай бұрын
Really!? A coal fired spaceship?
@MajorSmurf 3 ай бұрын
If the only praise for a film is well... they got some actors from different countries in it than that's not exactly a huge milestone and the same applies to great visuals. Were they good characters? Did the visuals do any story telling? Would be like praising a road for having a few roundabouts, signs and a nice view. They are very useful and nice but if the road is just a car-wide muddy trench that is full of potholes with cars struggling to get to the end of it without breaking down. That's not a good road.
@mikavirtanen7029 3 ай бұрын
I watched the 13th Warrior last night about umpteenth time and marveled again of it's diverse casting from different countries...Spain, England, Czech, USA, Norway, Egypt, Sweden, Canada, Austria, Scotland, Denmark and India were all represented. That's what i call diversity.
@dRoscoAZ 3 ай бұрын
@mikavirtanen7029 "How do you speak our language!?!" "I listened!!!" Dumbest line in 13th Warrior haha
@watcherinmaze 3 ай бұрын
@@dRoscoAZ and still better than anything in either Rebel Moon movie
@dRoscoAZ 3 ай бұрын
@watcherinmaze too true, that movie is awesome. It's just that line that scene was dumb 😂
@ChazCharlie1 3 ай бұрын
Why do you write the titles like this?
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 ай бұрын
Cos the ALGORITHM is fucking STUPID and if you DONT you risk the video NOT REACHING It sucks and I agree, not much he can do
@Danimeows 3 ай бұрын
I can't wait for your thoughts! I love your rants!
@TheRestartPoint 3 ай бұрын
10:42 Dispauru means Return Of The Jedi. I'll let him off, he wasnt born when any of the OT were made
@utbb57 3 ай бұрын
I thought it would be "The magnificent 7" set in a Star Wars type universe. Boy, was I wrong.
@jessejames8900 3 ай бұрын
I was hoping seven samurai in space
@weswolever7477 3 ай бұрын
The barely adequate small group?
@johns.1854 3 ай бұрын
This has already been done multiple times though. Firefly did it, the clone wars did it, just to name a couple off the top of my head. I’m sure there are other examples.
@matane2465 3 ай бұрын
Battle Beyond the Stars, Seven Samurai 20XX, Samurai 7.
@utbb57 3 ай бұрын
@@johns.1854 Firefly? The episode with the house of ill repute? Never thought about it like that. I guess that would work.
@crazybear5475 3 ай бұрын
Synder is like a middle schooler who makes action movies they think looks cool. It's style, special effects and music OVER characters, story, plot, character development and meaningful acting. All his movies are that way really. It's all visuals that Zack thinks look cool but nothing else.
@jesusknight1 3 ай бұрын
Ah, Disparu, you never cease to make me laugh! Thanks for this, can't wait to see the full review, it'll be totally amazing to watch!
@KitsuneAdorable 3 ай бұрын
I’m not sure who I want to yeet more into the Sun: Grogu, or Snyder. Nah. Let’s yeet them both, it’ll be hilarious.
@Darkstar-se6wc 3 ай бұрын
YES. Embrace the power of AND.
@cameronwilliams2791 3 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for your next project Kitsune you must have so much talent and pull in the Hollywood machine, please tag me iWeb. You release your Low budget horrible garbage you obviously have in the pipeline 👉✌️🫰🤜
@NatsGlobalTravels 3 ай бұрын
Really enjoy your commentary! Saves me having to waste my life watching all the rot! These days the best entertainment is the chaps who review woke nonsense to protect us from it all! 🤣🤣
@edgarmarcano4421 3 ай бұрын
The astigmatism reference joke had me rolling, cheers!
@sethkaicer319 3 ай бұрын
Zack Snyder instructed me on how to take a dump in super slow-mo 💩
@hectoraccented5312 3 ай бұрын
Last time I did it in slo-mo... I prefer not to remember...
@kellymallory9852 3 ай бұрын
I'm glad you had to watch these God awful movies. So I dident have to! I love your reviews.
@Unwantedbroacast 3 ай бұрын
Everyone saids this Magnificent Seven or Samurai 7. I see Bugs Life plot in space.
@robadamson1 3 ай бұрын
Not even a Sydney Sweeney thumbnail can improve this movie.
@scroletyper8286 3 ай бұрын
Just had a though. Did the critiques figure out that people only watch things they don't like?
@cduance83 3 ай бұрын
Just watched it, god awful... Bored for the first hour, didn't even pause it when I went to get my deliveroo.... Didn't answer any questions like is the blonde girl of any importance, what's with the damn robot, was it all just to setup a part 3......
@sparkycjs 3 ай бұрын
Lol same, I sorted out my emails and cooked dinner whilst it was on 😂
@nmbalo 3 ай бұрын
Lol honestly hate myself for actually finding the big bang theory ever funny. It's the concept that spoke to me but that's it.
@DragonL 3 ай бұрын
Relatable.
@johns.1854 3 ай бұрын
How I met your mother was the superior show
@bintube5269 3 ай бұрын
Why did IGN call it a “half-baked conclusion” when it’s not even the conclusion? Didn’t they hear the princess is still alive!
@eldritchmorgasm4018 3 ай бұрын
If I understand this right, it's supposed to be a trilogy, every movie being a 2-part movie, meaning 6 movies in general, and THIS being only the beginning, 1/3
@bintube5269 3 ай бұрын
@@eldritchmorgasm4018 I wonder if he stole that from Lord of the Rings which was written as 6 books but published as a trilogy - and therefore ended up being 2 parts per book.
@ChaoticYak1 3 ай бұрын
So the princess is in another castle?
@bintube5269 3 ай бұрын
@@ChaoticYak1 I’ve no idea what even happened to her - I zoned out during that flashback scene.
@jlhuz 3 ай бұрын
I stumbled across the first one last night while looking for something different on Netflix and didn’t understood why the robot and young soldier wasn’t used in the rest of the movie 🤷♂️.
@Animalistic9 3 ай бұрын
Disparu, you looing forward to Velma 2? 🎉
@johns.1854 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for reminding me that is still happening
@Animalistic9 3 ай бұрын
@@johns.1854 we've been lacking some consistent trash for Disparu to tear apart! 🤣
@SubZero-hs9xc 3 ай бұрын
Is better let It die
@Animalistic9 3 ай бұрын
@@SubZero-hs9xc it comes out in 2 days. What's your deal pal? You like to leave little one liners?
@soodle_noup_3890 3 ай бұрын
Should've quit while he was ahead years ago 🤷🏽♂️
@wesker919 3 ай бұрын
I never realized how much Zack Snyder sounds like Mike Matei.
@THEremiXFACTOR 3 ай бұрын
😂
@TravirusTheKing 3 ай бұрын
Now we have a for you the next death match, the Scargiver! Yeah there's no point in fearing this one because all you get from her is scars. No lethal wounds just scars.
@ALDOESAGOOD 3 ай бұрын
Someone made a good point: At least Snyder’s making bad movies in his own, original universe and not ruining some other beloved franchise 😊
@johnmcaleer5614 3 ай бұрын
Wasn’t he attempting to make it within the Star Wars universe and got rejected?
@ALDOESAGOOD 3 ай бұрын
@@johnmcaleer5614 So? RM isn’t a Star Wars movie. Hence, not adding further ruin to the already desecrated Star Wars franchise.
@johnmcaleer5614 3 ай бұрын
@@ALDOESAGOOD Just saying, I think he tried. Luckily for us Rey's legacy is still intact.
@eazygamer8974 3 ай бұрын
I'm so glad garys wife cut his hair he was starting to look ridiculous.
@darksiderider1233 3 ай бұрын
1:52 “tried watching an hour of it but I fell asleep” is entirely too accurate. I am really trying to give this movie the benefit of the doubt and watch it fully before I make a decision but I have now fell asleep 3 times while watching it. Is there a way I can send that bit of info to Netflix? Feel like they should know those multiple watches aren’t because of moving the film but rather because I keep falling asleep and haven’t actually watched more than 25-30 mins of it yet I am going to work really hard to stay awake this time around. I will say, the narrative dumps in the first 20 mins already have been pretty awful
@astrobusa 3 ай бұрын
Another great review ! Your content would be great for podcasting as well (so I can listen in the car...). Ever considered that ?
@marcogenovesi8570 3 ай бұрын
Disparu is desperately trying to avoid looking like a lesbian by growing facial hair. The results are inconclusive so far. Tune in next week for an update
@jessejames8900 3 ай бұрын
At least he's not woke!
@eXpriest 3 ай бұрын
There weren't any ewoks in ESB.
@jessejames8900 3 ай бұрын
There are no ewoks on planet Hoth.
@sparkycjs 3 ай бұрын
Incorrect. The wampa is actually an overgrown Ewok
@eXpriest 3 ай бұрын
@@sparkycjs Well then.
@Rejoice1631 3 ай бұрын
DUDE.. Hair Cut.!.!.! Lol Looks great my man.!.!.!
@BrutalCarnage 3 ай бұрын
him saying he doesnt want to listen to online criticism is such bs. If he didn't listen to the vocal online hate for Justice League, he would have gotten the power or the inspiration to made it better with his extended cut
@kicknowledgesmith8608 3 ай бұрын
It has slow motion grain growing scenes. Zach needs to stop lol
@ClarkWahlberg-bo3oh 3 ай бұрын
Hack Snyder. 😒
@tarnishedknight9909 3 ай бұрын
looking sharp my man
@willfranklin1834 3 ай бұрын
his best work was the "soul asylum" music video..
@cookiecreep9204 3 ай бұрын
Gotta say, scargiver is an awful name for a character that's meant to sow fear. Scars mean you survived. That's a character specialized in not finishing a job.
@TheMeanArena 3 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Scargiver killed a lot of people in her time. This was made quite clear.
@thaboseane502 3 ай бұрын
Rebel Moon 1 and 2 are awful movies
@gamervet4760 3 ай бұрын
1:27 So he just goes around to his friends and such asking "Isn't it cool? Aren't I cool?" Sad.
@Jetblast01 3 ай бұрын
The 2nd part came out already? I didn't know...or care. Still don't.
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