Recording Me ! You Disrespectful Piece of Chit ! (Show)

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Alfred Montaner

Alfred Montaner

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Boater pulled out his phone and was recording Dakota !
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@MickyC0601
@MickyC0601 5 күн бұрын
They must have a lot of money to be able to afford that very nice boat and I'm sure the man at the helm will get better with time but that woman who is cussing and flipping birds, no amount of money can buy her any class or teach her how not to blame others for her problems. And people wonder why kids grow up to be hateful and disrespectful to others.
@jerryscray1789
@jerryscray1789 4 күн бұрын
If she's that way in public imagine behind closed doors
@MickyC0601
@MickyC0601 4 күн бұрын
@@jerryscray1789 no doubt....
@stemtostern7611
@stemtostern7611 2 күн бұрын
As she's pulling whats part of her bathing suit out of the crack of her arse..
@buellb0y
@buellb0y 4 күн бұрын
Triple 250’s but zero boating skills. More money than brains.
@allancarel8511
@allancarel8511 4 күн бұрын
that was my thought before going to the comments.
@chadjohnson5917
@chadjohnson5917 4 күн бұрын
@buellb0y. True but none of us was born with boating skills. When he turned around and came into the wind thought, okay, he didn't like the first approach for some reason. Then he blew that one . Just was mindful when I started over 20 years ago
@TerlinguaBBNP
@TerlinguaBBNP Күн бұрын
You and I have neither as we sit here watching them on YT wishing we were onboard that beautiful boat.
@SuperTinyTurtle
@SuperTinyTurtle Күн бұрын
@@TerlinguaBBNP
@bri-n.7955
@bri-n.7955 4 күн бұрын
Yelling Vulgarities while half Naked in front of small children, so sad.
@mawhayden
@mawhayden 4 күн бұрын
lol maybe she gets her manners & lessons from their Trump Flag and associates 😮
@theGovnr1
@theGovnr1 4 күн бұрын
I gotta be honest, If I take my boat down to Black point and Alfred was recording, I would feel more disrespected if he didn't record me lol
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 4 күн бұрын
You might not be bad enough Gov !
@justinbond558
@justinbond558 4 күн бұрын
Right?! I’d be sad my boat didn’t catch his interest… 😂
@PaulScott_
@PaulScott_ 4 күн бұрын
"Alfred is not recording me? Hold my beer - I'll show him whiskey throttle!" LOL
@janethowe8812
@janethowe8812 3 күн бұрын
You wouldn't be saying that if it was the ONE TIME you happened to screw up. Lol.
@shawnriley8909
@shawnriley8909 3 күн бұрын
​@@janethowe8812who cares if someone screws up nobody's perfect. Knock on wood I haven't yet but there's always that day it will come. It is what it is. Film away if it gives others entertainment. Blows my mind how many men will not just say yup I F- up. The men that can't say that are p,u,s,s,y,'s
@johnyoder9302
@johnyoder9302 4 күн бұрын
If you can't dock a boat in two tries, you should not be driving any boat, period.
@mostlyinterested1016
@mostlyinterested1016 4 күн бұрын
Does that include the alcoholic beverage assistance package?
@poolshark2117
@poolshark2117 4 күн бұрын
It's funny that they didn't like be recorded. I wonder why, because after they see this footage they will be embarrassed. That captain can't drive a boat to save his life. Thanks for the hilarious videos Alfred. Love the Chit show..
@stephenbaker3284
@stephenbaker3284 4 күн бұрын
"There a boaters, and then there are people who own boats".
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 4 күн бұрын
Her parents must be *SO* proud.
@ousley421
@ousley421 4 күн бұрын
That is the same mouth she kisses mommy and daddy with.
@et4627
@et4627 4 күн бұрын
Why don’t the police do sobriety checks at the dock? Seems like easy pickins.
@emptywig
@emptywig 3 күн бұрын
Probably a law against it.
@TerlinguaBBNP
@TerlinguaBBNP Күн бұрын
Nobody would launch there
@MikeyDee25
@MikeyDee25 4 күн бұрын
She looked like a SUMO WRESTLER in that bathing suit! 😋
@pdalia100
@pdalia100 14 сағат бұрын
Hey...thats not nice...to the SUMO WRESTLERS!
@MikeyDee25
@MikeyDee25 11 сағат бұрын
@@pdalia100 😆
@dwightbernheimer331
@dwightbernheimer331 4 күн бұрын
Somebody's got a very noisy piece of Chit motor😂😂😂😂
@PDLM1221
@PDLM1221 4 күн бұрын
I always like it that the bad captains think the boat responds like a car, what a joke !
@williampatton3444
@williampatton3444 4 күн бұрын
For those who have never woken up with a hangover just imagine waking up next to her!
@_Ben4810
@_Ben4810 4 күн бұрын
As this video proves... Money might buy you a triple engined boat, but it doesn't buy you class, good manners, boating skills or a respectable girlfriend/wife/hook*r-(along for the ride, but the meter's still running)......
@drumsnbass
@drumsnbass 4 күн бұрын
I was recently on a new-to-me 30’ single screw rudder boat. Granted I had a bow thruster but seriously that guy is clueless. Turn off the center motor, run the port & starboard, and you can spin that boat anywhere no problem. I’d GLADLY have been piloting a few OB’s over the single screw.
@danieldetrick1230
@danieldetrick1230 4 күн бұрын
I agree on the motors. I had a twin screw 28 footer and even in 20 knot winds I could spin it perfect coming in to a dock. Hopefully that captain gets better with practice.
@rainmagic1
@rainmagic1 4 күн бұрын
O skills
@HiggsBJ
@HiggsBJ 4 күн бұрын
You could hear the fiberglass crack on that hit.
@annegarni498
@annegarni498 4 күн бұрын
YUP!!! the damage was visible too!!
@Burner-Adventure-Chronicles
@Burner-Adventure-Chronicles 4 күн бұрын
That sounded painful.
@brunocoppola2639
@brunocoppola2639 4 күн бұрын
Waaaaaaittt Forrrr it
@cointenderrarities933
@cointenderrarities933 4 күн бұрын
No need for her to act like that. Typically people are willing to help if asked or your in trouble, especially on the water!
@normangraber1047
@normangraber1047 4 күн бұрын
I was a liveaboard on a 37 foot sailboat for 14 years, try backing a full keel sailboat with a rudder the size of a door. Calls for careful planning and a lot of practice, wind and current pretty much dictate where the boat is going to go.
@williamhalupka-yl5xv
@williamhalupka-yl5xv 4 күн бұрын
Buying a boat over a certain length and power should demand you to take a "captain" or "boating" course. Like buying a car and getting a drivers license to use it.
@mawhayden
@mawhayden 4 күн бұрын
I heard that folks in the US, particularly Florida do not require a boat license….in Europe and Canada and most developed countries require a licence. That will be up to the folks in the State of Florida to require it, but I do not think Floridians would go for it even thought it would be for the best.
@janethowe8812
@janethowe8812 Күн бұрын
​. I live in New York State. I believe we have a requirement of a Boater Safety Course. That teaches people the rules of boating, but there's no one who is going to teach you how to operate a boat. You don't buy a 30ft boat if you've never owned one before. But no one is going to tell you that before you buy. Start small, work up.
@josemelendez9618
@josemelendez9618 4 күн бұрын
Man needs to sale that boat that he can’t dock. It had to be pulled in.
@CaptainVicious
@CaptainVicious 4 күн бұрын
And he has the wind in favor for him
@willsik3848
@willsik3848 2 күн бұрын
Been watching these for a while. That tide must really move through there. Thanks Alfred!
@berilmurray9879
@berilmurray9879 4 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 It seems to me that they should worry more about learning to steer that boat than you filming their stupidity!!!! 😂😂😂
@juergenhuenerberg2184
@juergenhuenerberg2184 4 күн бұрын
Looks to me that money can buy you just about anything except a decent IQ to handle and operate a boat properly
@richardcole9558
@richardcole9558 4 күн бұрын
If you have been a chit show star , life can only get better ..😂😂
@tonydjd
@tonydjd 5 күн бұрын
Yeah baby chit show Time
@joeescar5633
@joeescar5633 5 күн бұрын
Your number one fan in the willywacks of Maine here watching love the show !
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 5 күн бұрын
Thanks Joe !
@annegarni498
@annegarni498 4 күн бұрын
Can somebody PLEASE tell me why NOONE can dock a boat???!!!!! I MUST be missing something here about this launch area...is it really that tough to bring your boat in PARALLEL to the damn dock??!!!!
@jackalltop9338
@jackalltop9338 5 күн бұрын
From Bloomingburg Ohio love your show
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 5 күн бұрын
It's been a while since I've been in Ohio
@boone9449
@boone9449 4 күн бұрын
Checking out the chit show from Kent WA.
@herberthill9425
@herberthill9425 4 күн бұрын
Great video coverage Daniel.
@aquagrump
@aquagrump 4 күн бұрын
The three engine guy had it the first time, until the "whiskey throttle" took over.
@dbelex
@dbelex 4 күн бұрын
More money than brains
@CaptainVicious
@CaptainVicious 4 күн бұрын
She should pay for a boating class
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 4 күн бұрын
She couldn't *buy* class because she has no idea what it is.
@holdenbrougham1056
@holdenbrougham1056 4 күн бұрын
Big boats are difficult to manoeuvre in the wind but harder when you get flustered 😂
@jegs01
@jegs01 3 күн бұрын
If he was even close to lined up properly the wind would have done all the work for him …one question, why are none of the boats prepped for docking ? Get to dock first and then start sorting out lines and fenders ? Weird .
@janethowe8812
@janethowe8812 Күн бұрын
​@@jegs01I know, right? I always had fenders out, lines in place, and ready to jump off WITH THE LINES IN MY HAND. Then you have to learn to change sides fast if you're working against current. Man, from what I see here, I was a better first mate than I thought. Lol.
@craignelson3243
@craignelson3243 4 күн бұрын
As soon as I saw that boat I knew it would be the woman in the blue swimsuit making a scene. It looks like the current is going from right to left so why do they always try to bring the boat in to the right side of the dock?
@judosailor610
@judosailor610 Күн бұрын
I'm not sure how much this thought will apply, since it wasn't actually Alfred there today. But there's another boat ramp guy that I follow who's up on the St. John's river. And he gets yelled at all the time! Lol. And I've always wondered why that is when Alfred seems to be such a beloved character at black pointe Marina! So it's good to see that sometimes Alfred (or at least his guy) takes a little heat too 😂
@lamiglass1
@lamiglass1 4 күн бұрын
I’m embarrassed for that captain 😬
@jimwilliams3494
@jimwilliams3494 3 күн бұрын
To be disrespected, one must first be worthy of respect.
@user-nh3cr2kg4r
@user-nh3cr2kg4r 4 күн бұрын
It's always a CHIT show at the CHIT show 😂🤣👍🇺🇸
@abellosoya9057
@abellosoya9057 2 күн бұрын
Too much boat for that captain. He needs to be driving a 10 ft dingy.
@user-xt4rh3yb4c
@user-xt4rh3yb4c 4 күн бұрын
Yep. I knew it was about a boat. You cut my friends April's brake lines. And she was dead in 2;weeks. I will find out who killed my friend
@jiminsav
@jiminsav 4 күн бұрын
I've never captained a boat, and neither has the Dakota helmsman.
@MichaelDouglas-sp5pp
@MichaelDouglas-sp5pp 4 күн бұрын
Those people trusted that captain with their lives. Lol
@buchzone
@buchzone 4 күн бұрын
Fährste quer, siehste mehr.* oder Wer den Schaden hat braucht für den Spott nicht zu sorgen! *lol
@jr5940
@jr5940 4 күн бұрын
He's getting a-lot of practice!
@Kent.
@Kent. 4 күн бұрын
And didn't learn shit doing it🤣
@jr5940
@jr5940 4 күн бұрын
@@Kent. ha ha, not a damn thing
@darwinawardcommittee
@darwinawardcommittee 4 күн бұрын
It takes a village… to park a boat. 😅
@davidtrotter3836
@davidtrotter3836 4 күн бұрын
I have always wanted to be on this channel! For docking like a boss! I can drive a boat
@scottcammack8339
@scottcammack8339 4 күн бұрын
No one is an expert without a lot of trying. I don’t know why people get upset if they aren’t an expert in a day. Just keep doing your best. Try not to endanger others and move on with life.
@user-qn5is1xm5u
@user-qn5is1xm5u 3 күн бұрын
First guy in. Nice and smooth. 2nd boat trying to dock. GRADE.......F
@twocapsjmac
@twocapsjmac 3 күн бұрын
You got some winers at Black Point!
@edgit69
@edgit69 4 күн бұрын
The saying "You need a bigger boat" doesn't apply to this guy 😅
@jakeo5651
@jakeo5651 12 сағат бұрын
I sure pray Fishing Team Dakota fishes better than he docks..OMG! The "Chip Eater" that yelled should try Dexatrim
@JaimeBobby1776
@JaimeBobby1776 3 күн бұрын
Blue bikini- tell your man he has three screws! No excuses!!!😂
@matthewapodaca3820
@matthewapodaca3820 3 күн бұрын
Too much boat for that fella. Needs a 20’ boat.
@patusher77
@patusher77 4 күн бұрын
Boats. They don’t drive like cars. And when ppl can’t grasp that, it makes them quite mad, especially when they are driving and everyone is watching. Hoping that he got the hang of it by now.
@vpolarbear
@vpolarbear 4 күн бұрын
I Cant Tell who she is Talking to? is it Alfred? She Yelled "Put Your Fking Clothes on'? and she is the One almost Naked? Crazy "Chit Show"! LOL Have a Great Chit Show Alfred! You Rock Man!
@philip6106
@philip6106 4 күн бұрын
They are getting a ticket
@danieltorre1921
@danieltorre1921 4 күн бұрын
Esta enorme esa lancha para maniobrar
@madhatter2465
@madhatter2465 2 күн бұрын
She can talk a lot of Chit!
@shanec8812
@shanec8812 3 күн бұрын
Can tell the little girl in the front had some major sea sickness going on. Sucks and been there.
@The.Real.Timmii
@The.Real.Timmii 5 күн бұрын
chit show!
@AlfredMontaner
@AlfredMontaner 5 күн бұрын
Timmii rate that crunch !
@marcusmorehead7038
@marcusmorehead7038 2 күн бұрын
Most likely, somebody is fraudent l’y on disability, has a warrant or either is cheating on the spouse that acts such a fool for videotaping in the world of today. Or, they stole the boat didn’t think about that one…😂
@user-xt4rh3yb4c
@user-xt4rh3yb4c 4 күн бұрын
This is about murder
@JamesJ7851
@JamesJ7851 3 күн бұрын
Holy cow, MOST people shouldn't wear a thong. That "captain" hasn't a clue how to drive that vessel, or anything about safety. Dummy could have lost a foot. The Chit show continues.
@Otrepiena
@Otrepiena 4 күн бұрын
Toglietegli la barca a Dakota!!!
@romanmaimo1468
@romanmaimo1468 4 күн бұрын
Karens are out and about
@willhinto7874
@willhinto7874 4 күн бұрын
She should get a bigger bathing suit and better captain just sayin
@CanandianPeriod
@CanandianPeriod 4 күн бұрын
big powerful boat and no clue how to drive it WOW !! We see so much of that a Black Point. Or is this normal for Florida boaters !!!
@brookharris5709
@brookharris5709 4 күн бұрын
👍
@ernestoguerra962
@ernestoguerra962 5 күн бұрын
Que bola
@deriklfixit
@deriklfixit 2 күн бұрын
She is probably single. Whos to say its her man or her boat.
@user-rk1bf4eh2p
@user-rk1bf4eh2p Күн бұрын
Was him and his boat doing something wrong ? Why was he being recorded ? Can't go have fun on your boat without somebody recording you I don't know what's going on ?
@Marco1970_
@Marco1970_ 4 күн бұрын
That's just pathetic 😒
@bookooc5605
@bookooc5605 4 күн бұрын
Guy has no idea how to control a boat.
@outdoorholics3119
@outdoorholics3119 Күн бұрын
Tres motores y no saven atracar un barco dios mio se veran orrores
@franbrinda
@franbrinda 4 күн бұрын
Why is she mad at you? You’re not driving the boat. It’s your fault her old man can’t captain a boat?
@Jm-is9ig
@Jm-is9ig 5 күн бұрын
I wonder why you don't do other marinas. This marina gets boring after a while. Step up your game big al!!
@pdalia100
@pdalia100 14 сағат бұрын
Blue suit JABBA THE GUT needs to get dressed.🤮
@genechronister7085
@genechronister7085 4 күн бұрын
Tool
@aspenessis
@aspenessis 5 күн бұрын
I luv the no commentary !!
@sharonpierce4478
@sharonpierce4478 4 күн бұрын
I love the commentary! To each their own.
@shawnmiller9569
@shawnmiller9569 4 күн бұрын
This woman needs to eat a life, she also needs to get a man who knows how to drive and dock a boat.Momey to buy and own a boat does not make you a skilled boater. Anyway public property and she has no say in what happens on public property. If she doesn't want to be recorded then quit going out.
@MikeWeese-ej9ty
@MikeWeese-ej9ty 4 күн бұрын
Wait for the clown hiding in the bushes making money on unsuspecting people in stressful situations.nice buddy
@JHT42469
@JHT42469 4 күн бұрын
Trump flag is always a good sign that something stupid is about to happen.
@user-iu6tn7rl6e
@user-iu6tn7rl6e 4 күн бұрын
The vast majority of this vid was of someone flying a Trump flag next to an American flag. Were you trying to make a polical statement ?
@sog6841
@sog6841 4 күн бұрын
He’s probably not but I will TRUMP 2024 !!!!!!!!!!!
@sog6841
@sog6841 4 күн бұрын
FJB
@JayRoberts244
@JayRoberts244 4 күн бұрын
Does seeing flags upset you so much you had to come here and comment about them? I’m sure most people were focused on the boat crashing into the dock, which according to the title was what this video was about
@Unizap1
@Unizap1 4 күн бұрын
🏆🇺🇸 TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸🏆
@johnkolodziej1692
@johnkolodziej1692 4 күн бұрын
What's with the trump flags being shown? Are you a supporter?
@Unizap1
@Unizap1 4 күн бұрын
🏆🇺🇸 TRUMP 2024 🇺🇸🏆
@IGbullshark
@IGbullshark 4 күн бұрын
Im honestly the lady stopped running her mouth so quick. I thought she was going to become a way bigger problem
@Joe-ut4nz
@Joe-ut4nz 4 күн бұрын
Look people don't let this guy fool u ....she wouldn't dress like a whole of she didn't like the attention ....attention craving youtubers r purely pathetic 😂
@Robdigitydog75
@Robdigitydog75 3 күн бұрын
Alfred just Hawk Tiuah and spat?
Tom & Jerry !! 😂😂
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