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@mathewmissey5699Ай бұрын
Dude should have spent a few more dollars on his truck to be able to pull his "midlife crisis". Poor "little" fella.
@gregbraddy1497Ай бұрын
He needs a 4 wheel drive truck!
@duckwacker872028 күн бұрын
@@gregbraddy1497 a diesel 4 wheel drive
@artnovak3259Ай бұрын
The amount of people that are comfortable being in the water near running engines absolutely blows my mind.
@darknes7800Ай бұрын
Props and crocks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@zk9058Ай бұрын
Ignorance is bliss!
@AAAskeetАй бұрын
Yes I was like whoa this guy cares way less about his legs than I do
@goshnodoАй бұрын
So what? As long as the motor isn't in gear it doesn't really matter.
@regenbassfordАй бұрын
I'd be more worried about the crocodile
@RidesmuleАй бұрын
I have a nice canoe, I go where there is very few to no other people. It’s quiet, peaceful, safe and it sits in the back of my pickup nicely after I pick it up and place it there. I love my canoe.
@tobyrose6906Ай бұрын
Great. Best Way Sir....nice n. Slow. ...laid back😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉😊
@user-cv2ud6yf2j28 күн бұрын
😂 then say bye bye bye to this nut 🥜 house 🏡 👋
@greenpea941219 күн бұрын
Same here. Keep the boats the cost and all the idiot fighting at the docks. Me and my yak will be alone on the lake.
@mikerosing820210 күн бұрын
Dude u need a diesel. To pull that. Get a ford
@RSTI1918 күн бұрын
Canoe's for everyone...
@thedevilinthecircuit1414Ай бұрын
Pro Tip: friends don't let friends drink and drink. And drink.
@southernslipping4225Ай бұрын
Looked more like a argument than it was a fight . A fight is where 2 people hit each other
@edwardchance25436 сағат бұрын
Or someone gets Rittenhoused for trying to put hands on someone
@lakotawise3720Ай бұрын
Laughed My Ass Off When He Fell In The Water. Funny As Hell Like It Was Too Deep. Where Was Fred?
@randaltotten9358Ай бұрын
Best place in Florida to troll for Crocs, use a bait that is real splashy have them wear an orange life vest
@DochorahanАй бұрын
Great way to start the morning 😂That truck struggling should invest in a true 4x4 truck.
@bsm1th99Ай бұрын
I know right lol
@danieltrottier8599Ай бұрын
And he should invest into finding class.
@djtechinics97dj37Ай бұрын
Those off road tires are useless at the boat Ramp
@djtechinics97dj37Ай бұрын
maybe invest in a real truck
@OMGWTFLOLSMHАй бұрын
He can't afford one. He blew all his loot on that ridiculous peen extender.
@Marco1970_Ай бұрын
That would've been a perfect time for a "bloop bloop bloop"😂
@TairnKAАй бұрын
With that boat, trailered by that truck, it's nearly inevitable. ;-)
@csalinas-sf6jgАй бұрын
After being Aholes I was hoping for it🤞🏽
@burkepete110Ай бұрын
What a dick move. This guy gonna have a hard life at the ramp. And maybe six flats when he returns for next Formula haul out.
@DonziGT23027 күн бұрын
I didn't know Alfred had stopped talking through these videos, I'm going to start watching them now.
@raybrdjrАй бұрын
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM AND THE SECOND RAT GETS THE CHEESE!!
@_Ben4810Ай бұрын
You buy a big ass speedboat, which needs a tri-axle trailer, you pull it all with a big old Ram pickup & yet....you never worked out how to engage 4WD...... 🙄😣🤯
@jonnyg6001Ай бұрын
Just because it's a truck doesn't mean it's 4x4. It's a single cab long bed ram in the south. Most likely 2wd
@BAS3BALL_batАй бұрын
The truck, trailer, and boat are probably stolen.
@brentbarger3632Ай бұрын
Imagine thinking if it's a truck it has 4x4. Most southern trucks are 2 wheel bud.
@duckwacker8720Ай бұрын
@@brentbarger3632true. Imagine buying a two-wheel drive truck.😂
@brentbarger3632Ай бұрын
@@duckwacker8720 Maybe in a state with no snow or ice. Definitely alot cheaper. But I agree
@MrGbustamanteАй бұрын
With the big arms and big butts come the big mouths. Its just the latino way. Take the good with the bad😂😂
@arribaficationwineho32Ай бұрын
What was the issue?
@jasons.624017 күн бұрын
From the looks of it, that argument was probably about which one ate the entire food buffet
@acreguy31562 күн бұрын
Agreed, Jason. That one guy was the same height lying down as he was standing up.
@jpadarath27Ай бұрын
They should show this at AA meetings...
@spocksbeard76Ай бұрын
Alfred's Laughing IS Priceless!!!👍🤦♂😜😄😂❣❗
@user-zp8se6ii9iАй бұрын
Thank whoever for filming it was funny.
@darknes7800Ай бұрын
Its the Battle of the Big Gals !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL "Lets git it on"
@kylebowers6093Ай бұрын
Alfred you are the best at this. I've watched a couple imitators recently and they just don't hold up, nobody does it like you do. You give us the commentary without trying to insert yourself into the action, some of these other guys out here try to start drama to create content, you just let it unfold naturally and I appreciate that. No need to be an ass to create content, there are already plenty of people on the ramp acting like ass holes, all you have to do is aim the camera and give us some commentary from afar. Seems like some of these other guys don't understand that and want the video to be about them.
@CB-qb8hjАй бұрын
There was probably a pound of cocaine and six illegal Cubans in the bow of that cigarette boat!
@ba946x4Ай бұрын
Ohhh W0W!….do you think so? That’s an interesting perspective take on that. Do you always racially profile or just a certain group? Just asking out of curiosity.🤷🏾♂️
@oceanopescayaventuras8205Ай бұрын
No he probably wants to be on the boat but can’t.
@ba946x4Ай бұрын
@@oceanopescayaventuras8205 yeah probably wants a little 👃🍬🍫for himself I’m guessing.
@abner09161992Ай бұрын
sounds like fun
@jakobfolmar6604Ай бұрын
@@ba946x4 Jesus. please continue the pc crying.
@mysticvalley2003Ай бұрын
I am shocked that the harbor patrol down there never checks life jackets on children....and the DMV never stops over laiden vehicles
@nicholasr79878 күн бұрын
The amount of 25 year old 1/2 tons that are towing 3x their capacity is frightening. But hey they probably don't have insurance either.
@awakenotwoke2643Күн бұрын
Or checks green cards.
@alvaro11480Ай бұрын
Perfect description of a “Come Pinga”.
@BIGMACK-sf6upАй бұрын
IM NOT AS DRINK AS YOU THINK I AM!!!!😂😂😂
@werberderber620922 күн бұрын
I'm soberly tober, now get me another one
@rick5619Ай бұрын
Hi Al. The lack of boating experience in the Miami area is mind blowing. Reminds me of lake quinsig in shrewsbury, mass. Absolutely horrible 🤷🏻♂️ go out and practice when the ramp is quiet, people! Please! And lend a hand to people struggling when trying to dock, instead of just standing there………. A little kindness goes a long way. You can always talk smack about them later. Haha. Carry on 🇺🇸
@LekeithjrАй бұрын
Exactly that man was trying to help the truck get the boat up the ramp due to not having a 4x4 , plus the ramp already slippery, me personally, that woman should have been off the deck along time ago and in the truck, I didn’t see none drop of the spraying water touch her , I see who where’s the pants in that relationship
@sharoncruzen194226 күн бұрын
You’re in a boat…on the water & you don’t expect to get wet?! It was rude, I agree but this was completely blown out of proportion.
@RimjobHimselfАй бұрын
That formula was sick!! What a sound. Cant blame the dude for revving it either. And his long haired friend should of course put the car in 4x4. And when someone came to help push that 6 ton mass and belived hd did something. Haha
@AdventuringwiththeS.G.O.C.CАй бұрын
It did sound pretty bad a$$
@8RBrainАй бұрын
6:12 not exactly sure what that was supposed to accomplish other than make himself look like a dick.
@disgruntledgrunt241Ай бұрын
That's what a money pit sounds like.
@LekeithjrАй бұрын
That ram didn’t have 4x4 that’s why he reved the engine to help the truck get that big joker up the ramp, as doing so it kicked up water supposedly getting water on the lady from the other boat, but hell what did she expect, she should have been getting her behind in the truck in the first place, and none drop of water got on her from what I can see
@JamesRamsay-mk8xl25 күн бұрын
@@Lekeithjr You are obviously not very observant. The lady on the pier did not get the brunt of it. It was the lady who was still in the bow of the boat. Dude needs to learn how to trailer his boat and buy a bigger truck with 4x4. I don't think I've ever seen anyone throw that much water at the ramp.
@keithscudder7136Ай бұрын
Live ! From somewhere in NY, it's Captain Keith Love this video, funny as hell. Tight lines.
@Bill-wz6twАй бұрын
I like how after he got out of the ramp the bilge pumps kicks in that boat probably has a lot of water inside of it making it extra heavy. The attempt to push the truck and trailer out of the water with the boat motors was hilarious also. It doesn't look like he has enough tongue weight on the back of the truck either as he was leaving it looked to be riding high at the trailer tongue adjusting the position of the bow V block and winch would help that out easy fix.
@artnovak3259Ай бұрын
The boat engine trick works quite often.
@lcfflc3887Ай бұрын
They were idiots, look at how easy everyone else got their boats in, no hustle and quiet.
@JamesRamsay-mk8xl26 күн бұрын
@@artnovak3259 It does but if you have em trimmed up like he did you might warn those behind you to look out. If he hadn't backed the trailer in on an angle it might not have been as bad either.
@sewistnotsewerАй бұрын
Does anybody else want to move to Florida when they watch Alfred's videos?
@sharoncruzen194226 күн бұрын
Quite the opposite!
@bobedwards745523 күн бұрын
Uh, Hell No!!
@extractedentertainment82134 күн бұрын
Already here
@thomasbullen52399 сағат бұрын
Im glad I don't have to use that ramp.
@techserve445323 күн бұрын
Everyone is so animated. It’s like watching the cartoon. Emotions run high
@A5JDZKАй бұрын
This is why you buy a house on a canal!!!
@bryanperrelli7805Ай бұрын
Or just dock your boat. This shit looks aggravating as fuck. Great entertainment thoe lol😂
@keithscudder7136Ай бұрын
@@bryanperrelli7805 Bryan, at the marina for a boat slip is $2000.00 a month after you get off a 2-5 year waiting list. Captain Keith Tight lines
@OMGWTFLOLSMHАй бұрын
@@bryanperrelli7805 - Yep. You couldn't pay me enough to go through all this hassle. We have two 14' kayaks that are a PITA enough to get to the water, then in and out, all the prep beforehand, then all the clean up after. Hauling boats, sucks all the enjoyment out of it.
@darknes7800Ай бұрын
Gotta LOVE the HUGE CAMS in the Formulas, Cigs, Fountains, etc !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@OMGWTFLOLSMHАй бұрын
Peen extenders for insecure man/boys.
@bandit81069 күн бұрын
Only thing I saw him do wrong is fire his boat up to blow all the water out of the engine to close to other people! He should have known the limitations to doing that without bothering (spraying) someone else. I used to do that to our jet skis all the time, when done mindfully and correctly it doesn’t bother anyone. The fact that he wants to buy a large, older formula boat doesn’t bother me. That rig right there didn’t cost near as much money as some people are thinking. Btw, it’s a 2WD heavy half ton gas powered dodge. When he got to the crest in the ramp it shifts the weight to the rear of boat for a moment causing him to loose traction. That’s why he tried turning and hitting it at an angle.
@alexkitner53566 күн бұрын
He wasn't clearing out water. He was trying to push with the boat and had the motors trimmed up too much, so it sent a wave of prop wash at the people on the dock. There's water that cools the motors, but it doesn't move the volume that's seen here or with this much force or the force you'd get from a jet drive. It's just going thru the heat exchangers and out which is nothing like having a jet drive shoving water out with the force needed to move the craft. It was dumb and probably not on purpose but it did soak some people and it doesn't take that much water to take the legs out from under someone. It could have easily been worse with someone getting hurt.
@OtrsprinterАй бұрын
Another great video brother, thank you..
@ismesisАй бұрын
Laughed at the arms up in victory when the guy climbed back in the boat!The guy being a butt cause his wife got wet was typical of a dumb guy,right? I had lots of laughs at that whole scene. The man that truely thinks he helped by pushing.. One of your funniest Alfred. What a day.
@skeetermcswagger0U812Ай бұрын
He probably gets just as angry when some other guy gets his wife wet even when they're not at the dock but now he was drunk enough to say something about it.😮😅😂
@teresacastro8899Ай бұрын
CHIWAWA, I HOPE NO ONE MELTED WHEN THEY GOT WET??
@elisr3573 күн бұрын
Guess the gator isn't around, he made it out 😂
@blkeagle420Ай бұрын
Alfred Brother Thanks never a dull moment there and i love it. As a vet i have seen the best and worst in people so thanks again and keep up the good work and watch out for President Fred
@jimmycline477828 күн бұрын
10:55 mud tires and a 2inch lift don’t give you 4 wheel drive power 😂 I bet my Colorado Trail Boss would yank that big boat out with no problems!
@Starborn300014 күн бұрын
gunning the engine in the boat when its only in 10% in the water, epic fail lol
@markbenge563Ай бұрын
What a day at this boat dock. Unreal buddy totally unreal. Mark from Tennessee 👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸
@dt9094Ай бұрын
Always nice to be prepared!
@philfromdallasАй бұрын
The Chit Show at it's finest lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@billdivine9501Ай бұрын
Dude trying to push the truck.😂
@2dronetek2Ай бұрын
Oh Dios mio!! I went to the beach, got on a boat, and then I got water splashed on me!! My whole day was RUINED!! 😭 - some lady
@JamesRamsay-mk8xl26 күн бұрын
Dude did not have manners. Could have warned them and he kept those engines for a while after he was out of the water. If I was fixing to get into my truck and was dry and someboady pulled that number I would not have been real happy about it. He needs a bigger truck or less boat!
@DanielHernandez-dh6yn14 күн бұрын
TO MUCH SUN AND DRINKING TO MUCH!!!!😂😂😂 ALWAYS IS THE CAUSE 😂😂
@supertorqued72Ай бұрын
Intelligence is clearly in drought at the boat ramp today!
@CRNFLK77Ай бұрын
2million dollar boat...ten thousand dollar truck
@michaelbeattie8106Ай бұрын
😮😮😮 I think we need a bigger truck.
@arizonarider6998Ай бұрын
Funny how when someone is wrong and they double down .
@user-zp8se6ii9iАй бұрын
I used to have to power load my inboard onto rug trailer rails ( even peanut iol didnt help much). But it never did that. Illegal and dangerous too but many have to . Outboards can have rollers but the weight from inboard needs solid bars. It was funny but rude the lady couldnt even leave the dock. Lots of stuff gets thrown up by shore. He seemed to be looking right at her too
@straybullittАй бұрын
That wasn't a power load. He was trying to use the boat to help push the truck up the ramp. You simply need to back your trailer a little deeper into the water rather than trying to drive the boat onto the bunks. It's slightly more work to ensure that the boat is on the trailer evenly when it is pulled out of the water, but that is just the cost of doing business, as they say.... 🤷♂️
@ItsJDonYouTube3 күн бұрын
the way you can see him perfectly in the mirror lol
@scottgjerdingenАй бұрын
LOL, if you are getting splashed, step out of the way. You’re out boating for gods sake, expect to get wet or at least don’t get pissed if you do. There was no malice.
@bthullАй бұрын
Expect to get wet? At a ramp? I’ve never seen anything like this. These googans trying to push their pos truck up the ramp with the boat is a new level of stupidity. The ‘captain’ is even looking right at the lady as he continues to spray water at them and all over the boat by the way. They had every right to be pissed off.
@JamesRamsay-mk8xl26 күн бұрын
The Lady down in the bow of the boat is not on the dock and can't see what's coming. She's the one that really got it. The lady on the dock could step back after getting wet initially.. If I can't pull my boat out of the water and need to use my inboards or outboards to push the truck when the are very trimmed up, I'm going to warn people behind me of what's coming so they have a chance to move. This Captain did not do so and judging by the difficulty he had getting up the ramp shows he has a whole lot to learn.
@brilog69Ай бұрын
The guy on the back of the boat. I would think the propellers were still turning.
@carltonbailey349811 күн бұрын
I was a lake/park ranger for 37 years, no end to the Idiots and entertainment you will see at the boat ramps especially on the busy weekends!
@TheFoodBoatАй бұрын
lol did we actually hear Daniel Laugh!??
@MegaDeansy26 күн бұрын
'What ?? - there's other people on OUR planet AND they want to use it too - nah, no way !!'
@7892rl9 сағат бұрын
Just looking at all the toys in this area. I had no idea that lawn care was that lucrative. I'm almost tempted to rush out and buy ( and pay for) a lawn mower.
@rickhighland7530Ай бұрын
That was so funny 😂😂😂
@hulkkk2.069Ай бұрын
Miami vice called they want their boat back 😂
@kennythomas1107Ай бұрын
Wow ! Your channel is growing pretty good! I love your video’s my friend!
@poepflaterАй бұрын
OMG I got wet when I went to the ocean!
@unpublishable4091Ай бұрын
I liked the spraying people part. It looked unintentional. The truck is fine. A few guys to push is all it needs. I had a great motorcycle for exercise. I pushed it everywhere. I always thought, I should have gotten a smaller motorcycle. I had forgotten how funny boat ramps were.
@ricdale781314 күн бұрын
Best Drama since Miami Vice. What a view of the Chit Show.
@7sonero7Ай бұрын
Oye ... Oye ... Asere que Bola!... tranquilo...papa...😂... why the people always stressed. I thought boating was relaxing.
@JB-uk8hw8 күн бұрын
I love when the boat is $100k plus being pulled out of the water with a 2 wheel drive single cab $20,000 truck. Some people are clueless.
@tufankilinc636Ай бұрын
Great boatmanship by everyone.
@punktalley5 күн бұрын
At my lake spot it is illegal to swim, wade or be in the water within so many feet of the boat ramp/boat dock. The way there are people getting in the water to push their boat from the trailer is new to me. Ive never seen this done with a boat other than a "jon boat". And then they use the side ramp that has two strips of concrete for the trailer tires. This is very odd to see.
@exitenter405922 сағат бұрын
Poor dodge lmao 🤣 😂
@user-su2bq9db2uАй бұрын
Go thing FRED isnt around
@rickvice90Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly. Somebody is gonna jump on top of him one day.
@RASTAOUTDOORSАй бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😂 he got lucky
@malcolmsmith4007Ай бұрын
lol that dodge Ram is only 2 wheel drive
@BobbyDaniels-ck7jv25 күн бұрын
You have to have thick skin at the boat ramp, you are dealing with all walks of life. Only focus on two things, get in and get out.
@johnharman5440Ай бұрын
That formula is a bad ass boat guy drove it in there like a champ getting out another problem
@bthullАй бұрын
No need to throttle up that hard when maneuvering. Simply bump it in and out of gear. He was either drunk, showing off, or both.
@OMGWTFLOLSMHАй бұрын
Bad ass are not the words that come to mind for me. Those boats are lame, annoying and ridiculous, to me.
@csalinas-sf6jgАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 alfredo te escuchas como el personaje “diablito” con Eugenio Derbez
@lb814129 күн бұрын
The entitled people from here never ceases to amaze me. 😂
@polishchachafishingАй бұрын
☠️you can’t make this chit up!😂
@awakenotwoke2643Күн бұрын
Where is that?Downtown Jalisco?
@rickradliff8771Ай бұрын
13:30 I lol so hard it hurt!!!
@lesterlute10Ай бұрын
Man buys a big ass expensive boat. Rents a single cab long bed gas powered Ram to tow it. Wtf?! 😂😂
@korhing1066Ай бұрын
The Dude at 2:50 in the Teal MUUMUU Dress is ready to give Birth !
@williammurray80603 күн бұрын
I love it when people argue in Mexican
@jeffreyharley1480Ай бұрын
Did Alfred pay the contractor to put a smooth finish on the ramp, so he could get good video?
@richsadventures1889Ай бұрын
People down there to unintelligent to jump down and give him a little push.
@einarquayАй бұрын
There is not one boater wearing a flotation device. Mind you, no one makes them big enough to fit these clowns.
@user-ur8ij6dq3iАй бұрын
If you're so uptight about getting wet while enjoying watersports then don't go, grow up people 😂😂😂😂
@beachside1Ай бұрын
Its water. Its not the end of the world. Laugh it off and move on. People are waay too serious these days. Good catch with the cam Alfred. I would worry ore about Fred the gator then some water
@chadmoore23807 күн бұрын
Black tank top red shorts dude either has balls of steel or isnt worried about the props cutting them off.
@Jordanlopezmusic27 күн бұрын
Fkn HILARIOUS
@robertdoyle240Күн бұрын
I’ve never seen a boat get loaded like that
@joeharrison696Ай бұрын
That was insane
@cornydadКүн бұрын
I winced when I saw that guy in the water next to turning props. Keep tourniquets on your boat.
@carrollbridges64274 күн бұрын
Ur at the lake, there's boats and water and he got mad because he got wet and the boat got wet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@romanmaimo1468Ай бұрын
Some people need restraint
@TairnKAАй бұрын
If you buy a boat, make sure the vehicle you have can handle it, in short; "Enough is not enough, too much is just right." ;-)
@mysticfowljl14 күн бұрын
This channel is mint
@ROSINRANCHFLАй бұрын
Bear spray works wonders for crowd control!
@Annielee20237 күн бұрын
I'm still waiting on the major confrontation.
@Trophy98695 күн бұрын
Didnt the formula turn to sharp right and the port stern hit the dock
@noneyerbidness7 күн бұрын
LOL, there's so much going on here I dont know where to focus my attention!
@kevinlast7051Ай бұрын
The pregnant guy with the light green sweatshirt, he must act as mobile ballast tank.
@MrGST360Ай бұрын
Looked like there was about to be a glub-glub-glub
@Horner181Ай бұрын
If I’m jumping in you’re cutting those engines…. People just think it’s magic I guess.There is spinning steel under those boats that will tear your ass up.