Hey, hey, hey, seafood lovers and cheddar bay biscuit fanatics! Welcome back to another side-splitting episode of the "What are We Doing" podcast. We've got another update in our ongoing saga to save Red Lobster, and this week's Phase 3 rollout is so hot, it’s practically served on a sizzling platter!
If you missed the backstory, let’s catch you up. Phase 1 had Flavor Flav, yes, THE Flavor Flav, ordering everything on the Red Lobster menu at least once a week. I mean, the guy’s doing the Lord’s work out here. Then came Phase 2, where we launched a gift card campaign. We sent out Red Lobster gift cards to friends and encouraged them to pass them along, keeping the cheddar bay love alive.
But hold onto your biscuits, folks, because while we were busy with Phase 2, Flavor Flav stealthily launched Phase 3! And I had to break out the holy grail of seafood accessories: the Red Lobster fanny pack. This isn’t just any fanny pack. It’s one of a kind, featuring an all-over print of cheddar bay biscuits and a gold script font inside. The pièce de résistance? A foil-insulated lining to keep those cheddar bay biscuits warm and toasty. Perfect for when you’re at Walmart, feel a snack attack coming on, and BOOM-biscuits at your fingertips!
Now, the versatility of this fanny pack is off the charts. Whether you’re an Olive Garden breadsticks lover or a Texas Roadhouse rolls enthusiast, this pack has room for at least three or four rolls and a butter cup. I mean, does Flavor Flav have one of these? I bet he doesn't!
But wait, there’s more! Introducing Flav’s Favorites-an exclusive, off-menu collab between Red Lobster and Flavor Flav himself, launching July 1st. Think of it as the culinary equivalent of a mixtape drop. This meal features a main lobster tail, snow crab leg, garlic shrimp scampi, bacon mac and cheese, plus a choice of a side. And here’s the kicker: you won’t find it on the menu. Nope, this is insider knowledge, folks. You’ve got to ask your server for the Flav’s Favorites next time you dine in.
That’s right, this exclusive scoop comes straight from yours truly. No other podcast is giving you this kind of insider info. I’m out here with Flavor Flav, saving Red Lobster one biscuit at a time, and we’re doing it with style. So, get your insulated fanny packs ready, and if you’ve got one, shout it out in the comments. Let’s start a private group chat, or a biscuit club-something epic to celebrate our shared love for Red Lobster.
So, with Flavor Flav’s help, Phase 3 is officially live. Head to Red Lobster, ask for Flav’s Favorites, and be part of this delicious revolution. And if you see me out there, fanny pack strapped, you know what’s up. We’re doing it big, we’re doing it together, and we’re saving Red Lobster, one secret menu item at a time.
Alright, I’ve got to safely put this fanny pack away-it’s a collector’s item, after all. Until next time, keep those biscuits warm and your seafood game strong!