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Whang you got a nice whang

Isaac Asimov wrote a short story : "Les marchands de reve" in an anthology short story book. Don'T remember its original title, something akin to the Dream Merchants

Philip K D*** invented the ipad with internet, as "THE SLATE" in the Divine Invasion. He invented micro-transactions in UBIK. Invented many drug-VR-metaworlds in "3 stigmatas of palmer eldritch"

FAKE!!! I wrote that fake story

This is what I thought was going to happen as well.

Honestly it being the wife’s sister is even more insane. It’s not the story I expected at all and it blew my mind… I was expecting some VR chat shi, not this full 360 porn set up. Not to mention how it devolved into nothing to do with him jacking it and his wife just boosting outa there.

Meee toooo!!!!!

Same lmao

I thought that too

because its a larp

every time a redditor's life is ruined and they don't post about it, you wouldn't have heard. bit of a selection bias there.

@@idontknowwasdead3726 get his ass

@@TheMockLove nah they don't have any friends to talk to

AITA for killing this single mother and her three kids with a lawnmower?

I love the degenerate stories more than these, I want to hear how people are just awful and weird, not… just weird like this dude

@@doctorgrubious7725 you should get your mom a vr and be the next whang video

Me too. And when I read the title I assumed that he was meeting his sister in some virtual world game and have "e-sex" 🤣

I feel like this story could absolutely be fake, but there's dumb enough dudes out there. My parents share one IPad, so when I was texting my dad about birthday gifts for my mom, I had to make sure she wasn't using it since his number was connected to it. Sometimes people who live together leave their social media logged in on a shared device, as much as I would never do that. Also, I think maybe the poster meant the sister's husband's family was against divorce, and that's why they weren't legally separated? He's definitely not writing the next great American novel, that's for sure.

Because they wanted to talk to him to make sure he didn't snitch

Maybe it's cathartic for this sisters to tell the guy off. And yeah to get him to shut up about the sister having an affair thing; can't have TWO sisters with cheating husbands.

@@ss4kaioken295 He can still snitch after they dip out

Tbh there's people out there who would do that. "Do as I say, not as I do."

sneaky, subtle clickbait :D

@@AdamOwenBrowning deserves a watch lol

"OMG I LOVE CLICKBAIT!!!"

@@yurithebrave it's more like being impressed by the subtle clickbait

But then broken arm story is about incest lmao

I would pay for a cheesy Hallmark metaverse movie

Literally the last episode of black mirror...

[ _Laugh Track_ ]

Seinfeld (2022)

* studio audience laughter as we fade to commercial break *

Play that Reddit algorithm, post at the perfect time with the perfect article/story that the subreddit echo chamber loves.

It’s definitely fake bc why would they spend the whole night telling him not to tell his sister in laws husband about the video bc he can’t know she is cheating also then the next day bam they all packed up & gone lol ok then he would definitely tell her husband 😂 I mean his wife is leaving him so why would he care what they think lol it’s nothing more than a entertaining story

you ruined it!

@@DrRawBalls_TheDummy agreed

Absolutely. It's all a little too cinematic and when you think about it a lot doesn't even add up.

LITERALLY the first thing I thought of. Absolutely HILARIOUS that the first thing this man thought of instead of facing it was to watch Detective Pikachu. Absolutely speaks legions of how much of a man child he is.

Bug man

same

Right? It should be "with his wife's sister" or "with his sister-in-law". Not sure if it was intentional or not to make it seem worse.

@@fireaza Knowing Whang it is almost definitely intentional lmao

i know right

Same here. I think Justin knows that and intentionally named the video this

update it was made into a black mirror episode kinda, new season sucked tho

Most of us seasoned Whang fans thought the same i assume lol

Actually not even. He just cheated with the wife’s sister’s images LOL. Which is the most Reddit thing I’ve heard all day.

It's sneaky clickbait but what we got was just as good as what we were expecting

Thank god

Jfc..... yeah no sympathy for him.

Guy deserved it then

Even worse, the other men who aren't grossed out by that - not even a little.

@@mistertagomago7974 It was so unbelievably off-putting. Usually I can at least kind of go, "well, some people simply misread situations or have very poor grasp of social interactions," but his responses made it very clear he was fully aware of how wrong everything was, but he was trying to justify it. People even pointed out, "Hey, you sound like you were super hung up on your sister-in-law even when you were dating your wife (even though nothing happened to cause it), why didn't you just do the logical thing and dump your wife and try with her sister if there was supposedly so much chemistry..." and he would always redirect, justify, give loads of excuses about it, playing the victim of circumstance. He seemed fully aware he was being scummy and knew on some level his wife's sister had no interest in him, but he really, really wanted it to happen. Because she never made a move/had no interest, it clearly didn't, so instead of moving on he just... carried on and married her sister. Super cowardly and "woe is me" the whole time.

That's fucked

this is reddit buddy,ofcourse its a massive bullshit. these guy would go any length to gain those worthless internet points in their platform

Lol I started reading the comment and thought you were about to say you're calling bs because a redditor has a wife 🤣

Yeah, I began to think so too. If she really did everything she said, like sneaking away, emptying bank accounts, etc., wouldn't she just disconnect all of the accounts they could track each other with? Why would she bother to take the time when he would be able to track her location in seconds to shit post on Reddit so they would have "closure". Doesn't add up with how she's presented as a charcter.

also how did he get the video anyway?

@@numbdigger9552 Him and his wife borrowed a camera off the wife's sister, which had an SD card with one video file still on it. Although I think the whole thing is just made up for reactions.

it´s literally what it looks like

@@r.a.fgattaiguy845 and in 4K

How would it look like it was?

-Insert generic sitcom laugh track here-

Guy: ok yeah it's worse than you thought

I mean, to be fair, it's on TIFU, which is just straight up porn at this point

Seems about as real as a "dear penthouse" story.

Same. And that she didn't want it mentioned.

I agree, something doesn't smell right.

If they deleted all of their Reddit gold and shit for giggles on a story that was already rapped up… I mean I don’t know.

@@viderevero1338 Considering it was a throwaway account, they probably didn't lose much.

@@Vokoca Exactly. That's another one of the details that didn't add up.

On one hand I agree, on the other hand I would not be surprised if it was legit either.

its probably a flair for that specific subreddit

@@AshKetchum442 yeah it’s a specific award for tifu

Same

SAME, I thought he was cheating with his sister without knowing it was her

I thought it was going to be like he went into a VR chat room or Second Life, got hot and heavy with someone on there, and then it turned out to be his sister and everyone was disgusted by it.

Same, misread the title

Much more based and patrician, you mean?

Different story, but probably the same ending given how he handled things.

Rookie move. Everyone knows to use whatsapp to cheat

@@drunkpaulocosta 😂😂😂😂 right?!

Yeah, if they had a shared iPad situation and his dumb ass hadn't logged out of the throwaway account she could easily find the post just by opening Reddit and wondering what all the notifications were for. She might describe that as "sharing a Reddit app".

Oi drop a subtle "Cheaters deserve the death penalty" on the first date. If they don't agree and get freaked then they are worried you will kill them if they cheat... which means its in their nature enoigh to worry about it. Any sane person would jokingly say "Omg i know right"

@@drunkpaulocosta That's not a very good idea (nor is that a subtle thing to say on a first date). All a liar/cheater has to do to trick you in that situation is say "Omg I know right" as if it doesn't apply to them. Unless you have telepathy, you're just advertising how easily manipulated you are.

Honestly. And the whole sharing reddit account thing. Man, he was very stupid. A god damn throwaway she could login to.

I was thinking the same thing! Dude’s whole life is a nightmare.

Yeah, setting up a notification "so I know when to go help my wife bring in the groceries" or whatever sounded weird to me. Why not just call or text? I guess there are less creepy reasons to use it, but it frankly sounds more like a micromanagement/stalking/control sort of app.

Yeah that is kinda yikes, plus the reaction to their husband jerking off to, like people are allowed to do so in a relationship right? I'd reckon so but yeah... I don't get people sometimes.

nah, it's a practicality thing. My parents and I (we live in the same house) have that too. We just use google maps with it. It lets me know where they are when they leave the house in case I wanna ask them to pick up something nearby etc. Or if I need to know how long until they get home to have something ready by then I can just open up google maps and check.

this is the most wholesome thing that probably could come out of this video topic.

That would only work if the relatives used the technology to record those experiences when they originally happened. Can we reasonably pretend the tech was even invented at that time?

Didn't they do something like that in the game To The Moon?

​@@KetsubanSolo Sort of, it was more about altering a dying person's memories so they can die without regret.

How quaint

Especially POV.

Not just weird, he’s using her body against her consent. It’s disgusting.

@@belle8932 No he's not using her body, it's not like he faceswapped without her consent. It's her fault for leaving it on there, despite the moral questioning of if he should've opened it at all. I def do think the wife was overreacting way too hard, especially with blocking his money and etc. Almost sounds to me like a great excuse for her to divorce him. I think the better solution would've been couples therapy.

how did she get the video anyway?

@@numbdigger9552 She made it, supposedly for the guy she was cheating on her husband with. Assuming any of it is real.

Nice pfp

@@MacheteDuck bruddah

@@Aperture_Liddell I don't 💀

@@GayKermit-._-. know it or hate that you do?? 😟

@@Aperture_Liddell Tell us the source brother.

Haha, yep, exactly what I thought from the title

Sounds like Sword Art Online.

That has to be a story

Not really. Lots of boomers manage to come up with practical uses for that trash.

Yeah, all I can think is, "wow, that makes life easy for abusers..."

@@ShivaOO7 That's still creepy.

I would be surprised if he or she WASN'T cheating with an app like this lmao. But maybe I am way too paranoid

@@0neDoomedSpaceMarine it's really convenient for us because we both have multiple life-threateningly dangerous hobbies so we can always check on each other to get some peace of mind

0mg Its The guy (•0•)

Bullshit. You're on reddit, you don't have a wife.

Why would people want to dox you??

Is it because your wife is always wrong?

I haven't. Don't want or need to know. Even hypothetically, I'm not interested.

Easier to claim you didn't know it was cheating if you have never asked about it.

Maybe he did after it was all over, assuming it was real. It just never got brought up.

@@OtakuUnitedStudio Unless independently verified, "assuming it's real" is a reasonable caveat to all Reddit stories, but for the sake of argument, let's assume that it is a true story*. The guy's life is in pieces...because he had a wank, AND for apparently divulging that he always had a thing for his sister-in-law. He now knows a LOT of information about his sister-in-law, so why wouldn't he share this information with the brother-in-law? I'm certainly not saying that it's the right thing to do, but his life is ruined because of a dumb mistake, while his ex wife and her sister have gotten away with some seriously dishonest behaviour - it wouldn't be unreasonable for him to feel aggrieved. Would I divulge that kind of information in those circumstances? I genuinely don't know. *There's a significant red flag with the story, which makes me think that it's not true - if his wife had already packed her bags and decided to leave, why would she willingly hand over all of this juicy information? We're told that it's so that he doesn't 'accidentally' drop the sister in it, but surely he'd be unlikely to start telling everyone what he'd been up to in the first place. Now he's got a load of potential gossip about his (ex) sister-in-law, and no reason NOT to tell everyone. Unless the two sisters are absolute morons, why would they take such a risk? I can't imagine many women thinking, "I'm going to leave my husband, but beforehand I'm going to give him loads of ammunition against my sister and I." This makes the story seem very unlikely... imho. True or not, it's certainly an entertaining story.

I thought the implication of that part was that the cheating sister-in-law story was made up to pull OP into a false sense of security so that the ex-wife and her sister could more easily get all of her shit together with him asleep in the living room after "letting him off the hook." Otherwise he could've come back and made a huge scene or make it harder for her to get her shit if she was just like straight up "you fapped to my sister im leaving."

@@Eighty8percent I understand that part, but it's an incredibly convoluted way of achieving that aim, and doesn't change the fact that they've willingly handed over some juicy information. Surely there were many far simpler ways of lulling OP into a false sense of security. The wife could easily have said, "you've really hurt me, and it's going to take a long time to fix this...to rebuild trust...to move forward. Maybe one day I'll be able to forgive you, and put this episode behind us, but in the meantime this stays between us three."....job done. Instead, the two women tell OP that the sister-in-law has been up to all kinds of things behind her husband's back. If the story is to be believed, the two women are placing a HUGE amount of trust in OP to not run his mouth off. At the point where OP walks through the door he has nothing - the two women hold all the cards...yet we are to believe that they simply, (and freely) hand over a large chunk of valuable information to the guy who they are just about to drop a, (figurative) bomb on. Seems odd imho....seems untrue imho.

@Ajit Adonis Manilal alright man just because you’ve never felt the touch of a woman doesn’t mean that all relationships are bad.

I needed to kill exactly 12 minutes to have lunch before I got back to work. Whang with the impeccable timing as always.

Yeah she could probably only freeze it til they contacted him I'd imagine

My thoughts exactly, except it was two dudes in that one lmao

This is just alabama version

elaborate

If you Cheat PERIOD you're not Smart at all. if you want out of a Relationship, Be a fucking Grown up and leave.

@@Josuh Cheating on your SO with a member of their family means that you're leaving too much up to chance. They are close, they visit each other's houses, they hang out, they talk, etc. One slip up and the evidence is right there waiting to be found. Never mind that it would just be way better to talk things through instead of cheating. Either you come to some agreement you can both accept, or you decide to move on.

@@OtakuUnitedStudio not to mention the feeling of guilt leading to that family member coming clean. Also, it’s likely the family member will be forgiven but not you. Best to leave it alone.

@@Josuh adding to what our bros said. 1. He picked the wrong sibling. 2. Why not just agreeing ti have both? 😉 I'm only half joking on those two. But as the other replies said, you're bound to get caught. And, seriously. If you prefer the sibling, then you should have picked the sibling to begin with.

I think he should play his cards right and let the sister’s husband know about her cheating. Turnabout is fair play, no? 😏

Also, get bent, sweetie! 😆

A wife divorces her husband over him masturbating to her sister's homemade phonography for her secret lover. The sister who claims she's cheating because allegedly her husband stopped providing as much financial support whilst being first to prove unfaithful. Somehow this situation is cause for a wife of the masturbater to divorce her husband, Yet for the sister the infidelity of her husband was not enough? This turn of events doesn't fall in line with Eastern culture on marriage.

@@Jolis_Parsec They should've had some drinks, a threesome, get the tension out, and laugh about it down the road. Monos...

@Sabizos 4w reply but I don't think it's a lie. The Ex-wife had a porn tape. Which is basically what started this entire you know. If the ex-wife was lying. Then how the hell and why did she have her sister's Porn tape and WHY would her sister make a Porn tape?

bars

or maybe shes a bit of a dummy and calls websites apps. like how moms would call every game console a nintendo.