Palpatine survives the deathstar destruction by climbing inside a 50s fridge.

It will be revealed that both Rey's parents were named Martha

At 34:55, Rich accurately predicted, almost word for word, the line: "Somehow, Palpatine returned".

Next time you guys should release your predictions video much much sooner so they have enough time to steal your ideas and reshoot the whole film

Boba Fett's grandson reveals that 'Mandalorian' is actually 'Man DeLorean', so everyone climbs inside him to travel back to 1985

The writer of Batman v. Superman and Justice League got another job? No one's ever really gone...

"He's very good at pacing". Biggest prediction miss.

Good news: RLM was wrong about the plot. Bad news: You're gonna wish they weren't.

I'll say this, if Rey turns out to be a Skywalker, Kylo impregnates her, and then she goes back in time to become Shmi and give birth to Anakin, Disney will have officially crafted the funniest incest story in all of existence.

All this talk about Palpatine being alive as a charred half-corpse makes me wonder if the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center is still active.

IF ONLY we got a time travel ewok-palpatine story. IF ONLY.

"This story is gonna be awful." ~Rich Evans. Nothing truer has ever been spoken.

I predict it will be about family.

Mike's time travel theory is DISGUSTINGLY POSSIBLE thanks to Star wars rebels introducing Time travel

It still BLOWS my mind that there was no plan. How do you spend 4 billion dollars and then just wing it?

This made me almost wish we got the horrible time travel plot...

I just got the worst idea that Shmi is actually Rey from the future...

If only Disney could afford the script writers of Space Cop...

I like how they're like "It would be really stupid if they did *another* big space laser" But what about *5000* of them?

Luke wakes up, leans over to Mara jade, and says he had a nightmare

“What if the desert planet was actually endor after the environmental destruction from the explosion of the death star?” Rich, you’re being too smart for Disney Star Wars.

Force Awakens: Redo the past Last Jedi: kill the past Rise of Skywalker: return to the past

Zorra Bliss is the Star Wars equivalent of a porn star's name.

EVERY ACCURATE STATEMENT 7:17 12:41 18:12 28:29 29:12 29:50 31:46 32:37 except they’re not Ewoks 33:46 not exactly but pretty much 34:26 34:55

I've started to subvert Disney's expectations by not watching these movies anymore.

That wash of terror when you realize Mike is most likely absolutely right about time travel.

Rich saying this will be the least accurate prediction video followed by him saying “somehow, inexplicably, palpating Returned” feels more like prophecy than comedy

The fact that rich could not remember the name of the last jedi, is pretty telling on how much this saga will be remembered

I desperately want the time travel plot to be real because if Star Wars is gonna be bad, I want it to be as bad as it possibly can be.

Star Wars 8: The Last Jedi Star Wars 9: Okay fine there's more Jedi

Here's where they were wrong in their predictions. They assumed JJ Abrams would have ideas.

Who knew that that bottomless shaft Vader threw Palpatine into had a massive trampoline at the bottom of it?

Half a year from now: *Scientist man explains time travel in Episode 9*

"Writer of Batman V Superman and Justice League" Oh my Goooooooooooooooood.

The fact that they actually did the corpse Palpatine thing is incredible. Wish they also did the Ewok death cult thing too, just to make RLM extra right.

I can't overstate how much more interesting this is than the real thing

This movie is gonna be awful -Rich Evans Somebody put that in a trailer

In Episode 9 the Emperor is reassembled at a secret branch of the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.

Rick's slowly realisation of this is hilarious, look this time spam reactions: 1. 19:09 He laughs of the ridiculous theory 2. 20:44 Starts to panic realising that is possible 3. 22:47 Accept that painful realisation

"This movie's gonna be awful" Nailed your first prediction out the gate, Richtrodonus strikes again!

I can see the ending already. Rey wakes up in her bed, confused. She walks through a strange house and bumps into Luke. "Rey, my daughter, you're gonna be late for Jedi school! Your boyfriend's already outside!" She looks out the window and there's Finn in a leather jacket sitting on the hood of a hovercraft Mustang. On the way they bump into Leia and Han driving a good geeky Kylo to school. They almost drive over old Mr. Snoke who shakes his cane at the pesky kids and walks back to his shitty old house. And then they all go to Dex's Diner and live happily ever after.

I just love that nervous, concerned look Rich has on his face when Mike is explaining his time travel theory. Like, "Oh, no, you might be right."

“Are you serious? This Movie is gonna be fucking terrible.” - Rich Evans, Prophet

Disney gave up on R2D2 cuz ol’ George retained the merch rights to that character.

Ep 7: “mystery boxes!” Ep 8: “subverts expectations” and “not for the fans” Ep 9: “f*** it”

The Last Jedi: "Let the past die. Kill it if you have to." The Rise of Skywalker: "Bring the past back. Solder it if you have to."

34:54 Rich: "I think decimated, barely alive corpse-like Palpatine survived, somehow inexplicably." The actual movie: "Somehow, Palpatine returned." I kind of wish Luke would have actually returned with his real hand, and had a dumb callback with "You probably didn't recognize me because of the real arm."

That awkward moment when the actual movie is even worse than their predictions.

When Mike first brings up time travel: "Ha ha good joke Mike" When Mike details why he thinks so, and it makes sense: "Oh dear god"

I like how the video gradually goes from "Let's analyze the facts, in the trailer there's X, Y, and Z" to "EWOKS REBUILT PALPATINE"

Dubbing Poe’s love interest as “the female boba fett” is an underrated prediction from this video

I love how they are intentionally trying to guess the most shitty awful ideas and they were still better than what we got.

Prediction: Everyone thinks Palpatine is behind it all, but it's actually Rem Lezar.

“Is that a joke?” “No.” “This movie’s going to be terrible.”

I like how, in retrospect, we can see that Mike's "crazy time travel prediction" was a case of giving Abrams/Disney TOO MUCH credit. They couldn't even be asked to put in the effort of pulling something like that out of their ass(es) to make the story work with the other movies. No, that would be too much effort. They couldn't be bothered enough to even try.

Mike's stupid theory would have been much better than what we actually got...

"That's terrible." "It's gonna be terrible." "That's gonna be terrible." "It's gonna be terrible." "That's gonna be terrible."

Kylo is his own great grandfather, he impregnates Rey who then goes by Shmi (or whatever) and gives birth to Anakin. Rise of Skywalker, it's never ending. Its like poetry.

I cannot wait for the scene where Palpatine has to explain how he survived. I cannot wait for the bullshit

SPOILER ................ While it wasn't Ewoks, you guys CALLED a Palpatine worship cult as well as Kylo Ren sacrificing himself.

The Rise of Skywalker is now shifting into frantic re-shoots and edits to subvert RLM's expectations.

"Star Wars will never end." Truest and saddest statement ever.

"This will be our least accurate prediction video" "This movie is gonna be terrible" No, you pretty much nailed it

I’m not even excited for Star Wars anymore, I’m just excited to see how right Mike and Rich were this time.

The Death Star had a green laser. Starkiller Base had a red laser. We ain’t done a blue laser yet.

rey gets pregnant by kylo and goes back in time to become shmee skywalker. edit from 12/20/19: I wish I was right

I love how he’s never just rich. He’s always rich Evans

The Ewok Death Cult is literally the most cool thing. G'damn that would've been good.

JJ Abrams "We can't change the Last Jedi but we can diminish the effects of it"

That moment when Rich pauses and realises... they may really do the horrible time travel story

The shape Mike's mouth makes when he does the Palpatine voice is... just magic

2023 and im back watching this video cause its so funny and sad in a same times 😅

With their Palpatine being worshipped by ewoks, I think Mike and Rich accidentally invented Warhammer 40K.

Apparently you can watch a video, enjoy it, and then come away being completely depressed. Who knew?

After seeing a few reviews, I'm wishing we saw the movie these guys wrote here.

The most accurate prediction of all time at 7:17

Why do they keep making desert planets that look exactly the same as Tatooine but aren't Tatooine?

I love Rich's panicked expression as he slowly realises he can't refute the time travel theory

*Plinkett Voice* "Palpatine was behind it all! For real this time!"

"Chris Terrio" "it's going to be awful" Rich hits it dead on.

I'm just wondering how JJ Abrams is going to put lens flares in a comic book.

Rey goes back in time and becomes Schmee Skywalker hence the RISE of skywalker. Edit: Daisy Ridley did mention something recently about Rey being a virgin.

It's worse.

The way Rich says "BBY" with so much sarcasm gives me life

TLJ message to fans: Let the past die! Episode 9 first teaser: The Emperor is back!

Mike is 100% right. We're getting time travel. It will be awful.

I think there is an endemic problem in Hollywood that im going to call the death of the screenwriter. Every director thinks they have the Spielberg or Nolan ability to write the screenplay/script, or rewrite it. Every. Single. One. JJ Abrams should not be writing these movies. Zac Snyder should not be writing movies. They are visual directors, they can make something look AMAZING! Snyder has not written a single movie of his thats actually good (300, watchmen) and Abrams has not once written anything of merit. Everyone thinks they can be a writer, they cant. Its like the end of Rattatoui... Not everyone can be a writer, a anyone can be a writer. Sure... sometimes the least likely of people are good or great writers, but it turns out most directors cant write a screen play. And it also turns out that most screen writers in Hollywood cant write a god damned screen play either. Also, JK Rowling cant write a screen play and she should stick to writing books, they are not the same thing. Productions, studios, they need to start hiring screen writers to write and rewrite their films again. They need to stop buying screenplays, then bringing in their own in house hacks, or producers, or allowing the director to write it. Not everyone is Spielberg. Fucking George Lucas wasnt Spielberg!

this is like a therapy before going into a colossal disaster

I predict there will be 3 simultaneous battles going on in the third act with jarring cuts between them.

“It’s like a funeral, you know it’s dead”

Who’s back here to see how much rlm got right and or close roo

Ray going back in time to get lukes lightsaber is a less dumb idea than the real explanation where it came from.

If this movie has Time Travel, Luke the White, and Satanic Palpatine worshiping Ewoks, I will lose my damn mind with fits of laughter, lol.

Luke will return, formed from the gruesome remnants of acetone-melted Star Wars figures.

Mike's impersonation of Palps is FANTASTIC-and even more impressive for a yank. It's one of the best I've heard.

4:34 Rich accidentally predicts the state of superhero movies

My stomach dropped when he said time travel....because I know he's right. Goddamnit.

Mike: Witten by JJ Abrams and Chris Terrio Rich: Who? Mike: Writer of Batman V Superman and Justice League *it sinks in*

I'm just waiting for the Plinkett review of this movie.

Zombified Ewoks that worship and serve Emperor Palpatine in the remains of the Death Star would have been incredibly interesting.