In the Evans cut, Mike hangs dong in the intro. Full shaft bro

Hahahahaha! That is fucking classic.

i was expecting at least 8 hrs

High Quality Rich Cam was my favorite part

@@ComicPi I want the entire movie as seen from the high quality Rich cam

And a shit ton of star trek knowledge

@@patrioticcat5768 But even there Mike's got him beat

Rich is there for moral support...

@@greatclubsandwich5612 and sex appeal

Rich is common sense in its purest form and an ideas man

Always sunny in philadelphia logic

What is it

@@somethingsuperbland8829 if you’re serious then pet grooming is getting your pets coat cleaned and trimmed / nails filed down and other things like that.

@@RedEyeBlueEye oh I feel dumb for not remembering that lol. Thanks it totally slipped my mind

@@somethingsuperbland8829 no problem, I forget much more important things all the time

Rich Evans is the key to all this if we get Rich Evans working. Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had

U gotta give the ppl what they want

I’m glad I didn’t need to scroll far to find someone else appreciating this. I wish they’d bring it back going forward.

Um what, they've done this before

I am all fucking in for this. *Give me what I want*

Don't tell the world my secret fantasy...

His laugh would make me start laughing in the theater.

I would burst into laughter and wait at the end of the movie to find if he is there.

This comment has me howling 🤣

His laugh cuts through studios, producers and directors ..like a hot knife through butter

This reminds me of the episode where Quark was upset that his mother started wearing clothes. Take off your metaphorical clothes, Mike.

This reminds me of that episode of Star Trek The Next Generation...

He was too busy studying his multi-page, stapled, single-spaced 12 pt font notes

@@Ottophil What? They LOVE TNG.

@@Luka1180 dude, Mike HATES TNG. He absolutely despises it. Where tf have you been? 🤔

How are Red Letter Media hack frauds? Just wondering

@@thekiller7994 "Hack fraud" is just a running joke in the RLM fanbase. I think it started because Plinkett calls George Lucas a "hack fraud conman" in one of the Star Wars Reviews. Either that or it started as a joke about the fans who would accuse RLM of being hacks and frauds for having the wrong opinions on a movie. Either way, it just pops up now and again.

@@sweetnerevarr4169 It might be like a Primus situation where he asked the fans to say "Primus sucks!" and it became this fun gag. Later on, when Tim Alexander left the band, he said something like "Yeah... Tim was the MVP of the band. We were good at what we did, but our 'songs' didn't have much of a structure and we had a hard time keeping time. Tim made the songs sound more dynamic and his tight playing made us sound tighter than we really were. I didn't think we were a good band without Tim." I think that's somewhat what RLM thinks. Like, we all look at Space Cop and think "Yeah, that was SUPPOSED to be bad. They're hack frauds, lol," but apparently they were trying to make something more on the side of MST3K (cheap sets, but still entertaining) and they just made a crappy movie, arguably worse than anything they reviewed on Best Of The Worst. Honestly, the impression I get of Mike is that he wanted to be the jobbing production guy, smoking a cigarette with the rest of the crew on a mid-tier movie about space wizards for Netflix, and he considers himself a failure because he's just a lame movie reviewer on KZfaq. Like, Mike and Jay seem to genuinely have some disdain for their KZfaq success because they both wanted it to lead to something else. Jay wanted to be a 'real' critic, and Mike wanted to work on 'real' movies.

Just crop it. The way Zack intended.

​@sweetnerevarr4169 that's hilarious man 😂

I think Mike's Bryan Singer joke was also in there :P

It's bizarre that part got copyright claimed after all this time, and just that part. I've seen this video at least 3 times already and it was never muted.

@@Tetragrammaton22 I’m guessing it’s because there’s a song running over that entire sequence. So it was probably claimed not by the movie studio, but the record label.

Remember when we didn't erase history because greed?

Thanks, thought I imagined Jay saying that

Nah, it's the CGI that was added in the Bauman cut

oh awesome! that means we get like what, 7 more years out of him?

Hahahaha

Might have also been all that juicy Shaq meat Rich has been eating.

haha classic joke, mock rich evans appearance. funny, original, classic

Got damn superman.

"Don't worry about it. Everything will be fine."

ah ah ah what a story Martha!

"Oh hai, Clark!"

And then plot twist : Lois was actually Martian Manhunter at that moment, and he flies away

I liked this cut a lot, but the score was all over the place. The Amazon singing got annoying after like the third time it happened and then it played again maybe ten more times. And while I really love the MoS score, hearing it after hearing Diana’s theme so many times made it feel cheap even though it had a much more specific usage that should’ve worked.

Why did she have to sing imagine to defeat darkseid?

Just a bad cover of the intro song from BSG tbh.

@@tonyb7615 I'm a trek guy as well. Bsg is right up there tho.. An excellent series. If you haven't seen any then the very first episode "33" is worth it. One of the few shows that is good out of the gate.

Ooooooahhhhhoooiaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaahhhhh

What'd he say?

@@joshratliff2432 It went something like this, IIRC, Jay: "Is he going to save the hot dogs? That'd be too unfitting for The Snyder Cut." Mike: "That's in The Brian Singer Cut." And Jay laughed, as did I.

@@3DGECASE it was a solid joke

thanks for solving this

They should charge extra to watch it.

How benevolent, that they allow we mere mortals to witness Rich in his full glory.

Gotta make sure to show off the best assets in your production.

Legit 4k or higher rich Evans is amazing

What can you do, sex sells.

Ironically, Diana granted that terrorist’s wish. He wanted to go back to the dark ages, of Gods wrath, etc. Only to get Straight up struck down by a God. Lmao love it

@The Mad Capper Wasnt he salty for losing to the amazonians in the past, so he just singles her out, because she's amazonian?

@The Mad Capper he views her as a more worthy challenge I suppose

@The Mad Capper In the "ancient war" scene where the motherboxes originally got left on earth, yeah.

@@monetizedyay6827 Before Supes showed up, she was kinda the only one who could go head to head with him.

Not in the case of thinking Zack Snyder movies are bad

I understand that. I often enjoy movies that are objectively bad and dislike movies that are objectively good.

He recommended that Hercules movie, never let him live that down

It’s good to be self aware. Lol Mike has liked some absolute turds over the years. Never Forget Vampire Assassin. He is the devils son.

@@Tetragrammaton22 i, for one, disagree with plinkett's take that the prequels are worse than the sequels. they are poorly executed, true, but on a comparative standpoint, are much more entertaining and better made than the sequels.

That’s wonderful.

Well, we kinda had a Low Blow moment when Darkseid crushed SteppenWolf cake head.

Please tell me that as the credits roll there's no music just the noise of engine struggling

... in slow motion with Hallelujah playing on infinity !!!

You can tell that either Zack Snyder or Jared Leto is trying to imitate Heath Ledger's laugh, and it's really terrible lol

One cannot teach what must be inherited. From the gods.

30:45 is a perfect Joker laugh

@@drdeadbeat1604 In a perfect world, he'd be the first and only choice.

Rich Evans should teach Jared Leto How To ACT.

That's an extremely obscure reference, and I very much appreciate it.

Thank you for making my day. Hahaha

Christopher Nolan watching it on his phone with headphones and puts his head in his hands

@@johnnycoolguy9554 it’s not that obscure

You think you can experience a film like this on your phone? Get real!

Don't tell David Lynch

Its also formatted perfectly for human vision, which is an oval roughly 4:3 in shape. The 16:9 is a scam sold to you by the movie industry because when TVs became popular they wanted to differentiate themselves and changed the format.

@@StrazdasLT plus, when you really inspect someone, you look at them vertically, head to toe. Widescreen = roll of toilet paper.

HAW YA DOIN YA DOIN GOOD

Rich does a better Joker laugh than alot of the actors who've played the Joker.

Anyone who has watched the ending of snyder cut knows that Rich had a better joker laugh than jared letto haha

People already know that there is zero footage from the Josstice League in the Snyder cut...He did say that he would rather burn his entire film than use any of the footage shot by Whedon.

Can't blame him. The theatrical cut is easily one of the worst blockbusters ever made.

He has stated that he shot the film in 4:3 for IMAX as he prefers a taller image . Just so happen to have the added bonus of looking different.

the complete frame that was shot was a tall square, the widescreen version is zoomed in

@@botero01 cropped to be exact

I think it's like 20 minutes btw

I mean slo mo was mostly used for flash in the movie

A guy did it, and cutting all slowmos will cut about 15 or 20 mins in total, the video its somewhere in youtube

@@Sahil-hp3fz And the sesame seed

I've heard of Blaxploitation and Bruceploitation What is Euro-plotation focused around?

Sigh, the streamer generation. I know you've probably grown up thinking that PewDiePie and Markiplier reactions are normal reactions that normal human beings have when surprised or happy, but they're not. They're exaggerated reactions, because streamers are actors. Believe it or not, most people don't scream at the TV and run around like a fucking idiot when they're invested in a movie. Edit: Upon rereading, I see now that my reaction was out of proportion with the original comment. My frustration still stands, but I'm sorry if I accused anyone of being younger than they are.

@@Mazra42 isajoke

@@Mazra42 calm down buddy

@@Mazra42 You forgot to take your medication again, Mr. Plinkett. You know how you get without it, and so does that judge in Tijuana.

@@abswing94 isnotfunny Edit: But you're right. I may have had some pent-up anger that accidentally spilled out. Sorry about that.

Yeah but it was missing the slow motion, anachronisitc music overlay and lasting 3 unnecessary minutes...

Whaaaatt? Aren't these shots of Rich Evans a nod to the fact that Mike has done the editing for this video? Over the years these guys have taken turns to edit and subtly rag on each other using pointless, sometimes silly cuts when they take their turn to edit. They talked about it years ago in a video... gosh I wish i remember when...

I enjoyed it, but couldn't help but giggle. It was just so childishly shot.

...? how was that scene childishly

@@Frank-zw7gn yeah what? Dude literally got mutilated and it's "childish"?

@@xrstevenson Childish might be the wrong word. Ridiculously, jarringly violent (which can be childish in its own way) is more accurate.

@@xrstevenson not 5 year old childish, more like 13 year old childish.

Because they forgot that Batman and Robin was a thing.

I love batman and Robin

What is the one good one liner?

@@DollyRanch "I'm Batman"

I’M THE GODDAMN BATMAN

Some say below the belt jab

Just as Singer likes ‘em.

I was watching this in a hospital lobby and laughed out loud like a crazy person at that joke.

It is amazing that he's kinda become typecast as "guy who fucks up making cyborgs" lol

Miles Moralis

That’s the greatness of Terminator 2. Even a side characters name that had just a few minutes of screen time is remembered decades later.

I mean, Miles Dyson did have a son…

I was totally expecting Monsieur Mallah since he mentioned Doom Patrol

I was lmao 🤣🤣

Nah it’s gotta be “I’m not wearing hockey pads”

@@mrmongoose7630 That's what I figured. His enemies always get great ones. "you took my advice about theatrics...a bit literally!"

“I’ll get drive through”

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

@@Axterix13 I'm going to take this moment to agree that this is a great line and to also remind everyone that Batman would indeed have a Shakespearean, Adam-Westy personality if he's crazy enough to dress like a bat and galivant around fighting crime.

Yeah, joker with a fake Gaelic accent is enough to induce allergies into anyone

To be fair to Mike I feel like a lot of people are also allergic to Jared Leto at this point

My gawd, Jared Leto is terrible

⚰😂

I didn't expect much from the Joker scenes I heard they were adding, but god damn was it awful. Even putting aside how much of a douche canoe Leto is outside of his acting career, his epilogue scene was just so cringe-inducing. At least he's alright in Bladerunner.

underrated comment right there!

I love that this amazing reference lives on!

I was not expecting this reference but I'm you did it.

Yeah thats the best comment this videos gonna get

They’ll only show that on Snyder’s super-duper cut. Time for the hashtag campaign on everything.

Haaaaaaaauuuaaaaahahahahahaahaaaaa

Like in a destiny raid somebody’s gotta clear the generic enemies

Exactly. People need to understand that batman isn't supposed to fight the big bad guy, he does everything else. Without Batmans support the big supers wouldn't be able to fight the bad guy

Exactly. Henry Cavill understood it very well.

this is a very nerd-dense comment

@@tastycookiechip Batman is the guy who’s outsmarted Darkseid himself in the past, though. Kinda feel like an experienced Batman would be able to contribute a hell of a lot more than being a glorified bouncer.

"I judge movies on whether I'm miserable or not." - Mike Stoklasa (Theatrical Justice League HITB)

He liked The Fanatic

@@coderexe30 I think it’s important to highlight the differences, especially if you’ve just seen the Snyder cut and have forgotten or not seen the theatrical cut.

@@coderexe30 At first I was annoyned they spent so much time on that mess, too, but then I realized that it's impossible to appreciate the Snyder cut without realizing how awful the Theatrical cut is.

@@coderexe30 well they are “the same” movie and that bares comparisons. Personally my biggest disappointments were that they implied a 4 hour superhero movie recut of a 4 year old movie wasn’t laughably unjustifiable and the tonal dissonance of them describing it as “actually pretty good” whilst taking the piss out of it and/or looking half asleep in the screening room. It definitely doesn’t feel like their most honest criticisms. I think they’re just so bogged down by summer schlockbuster superhero movies that anything resembling a coherent film is worth recommending.

tbh I'm glad they did

@@philipbyers4903 actually I’m describing the way KZfaq content algorithms are toxic to legitimate art critique and how it leads to praising the bare minimum for pop culture whilst simultaneously raising the bar for art that takes itself seriously.

I was a big Whedon fan back in the day. Not gonna lie, it kinda sucks to be confronted with such clear evidence that he's really not all that. Maybe the truth is that he used to do good work, but at some point in the last ten years he's just lost his touch.

@Sam Paget clean yourself up!

@Andrew Sossaman I do. @Killah Mate. Phrasing. P.S: Don’t actually change your comment, just because it made me laugh so hard.

@@KillahMate go re-watch the first Avengers film. It is really rough (even compared to Ultron), despite my memory of it being quite good.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer was a much better movie than a series. Firefly was really his best thing, mostly because the western dialogue cuts out most of the Whedonisms.

And a series on Mike explaining obscure Star Trek episodes and Jay sharing his hipster film knowledge

@@lorddevilfish5868 Jay talking about Tokyo Gore Police would be amazing.

That chanting music drove me insane... annoying as hell

It was cool sometimes but annoying at times cause how much it was played during her scenes.

@@alexrivera633 and not just her scenes. Any Amazon scene.

And have "Oh my gooooood" as added lyrics for it's whole duration

That woman shouting throughout the movie was annoying as hell. It was so cheesy.

As confusing as their format was I appreciated it as well.

Bomb: 4 city blocks. Wonder woman: half of one wall and a hole in the roof.

@@jplegend98 unnecessarily does her gauntlet thing when she could've just grabbed him since he had no more ammo

@@mtanve2319 he was litteraly leading another mag.

@@jplegend98 Snyder doesn't know you dude. You don't need to defend his shit film.

@@bethbearmacethatguy I'm not defending it. Was it excessive? Yes..but she did way less damage than the bomb would have with 0 civilian casualties.

Dub it with “I’m the jokah baby”

100% rich has the best Joker laugh ive heard

Hahaha hahaha hahahahahaha........

Lol I'm driving and told my mother this guy could be the joker she agreed gg mom

@The Mad Capper Welcome to the pit!

The excorsit ist fictional

@@ErenTheWarcriminal ausgezeichnet

Yeah, I hate the color correcting in Snyder’s fucking movies! Why is everything so bland and murky and shadowy and washed out and hazy and muted and shit???

@@curly_wyn Yes more adjectives!

And then the final penultimate magnificent Rob Schneider cut

Uf

Name the actresses 👀

I like this meme Can of coke to you my friend

Don't you mean the Quintin Tarantino cut

It broke new ground!

Everyone should have a rich Evan’s cam installed in their homes

I want the full video!

@@encephalltl5931 RELEASETHEEVANSCUT

Weirdly romantic?

Man I wish they would just redo this whole justice league nonsense. This JL film has some, not all, great qualities and great potential but overall it’s just not-good and just shy of being bad. Like, how do they have a JL movie without green lantern or a more involved Martian manhunter.

Wonder Woman's [ancient lamentation music] had more screen time than cyborg

Cyborg actually has NO BUSINESS in a Justice League movie.

@@michaeldavis2001 because...?

@@nightofhalo it's been 4 days,I don't think we will ever get an answer

@@michaeldavis2001 u have no business to comment on a dc movie but here we are so...

"KAL-EL NO!"

Robotic Alexa Voice

Whew, her accent is hot, but terrible for exposition. And that woman wailing through her action scenes got old reeeaaal fast...

God, she's so bad. Hot, but very bad at acting.

She’s fucking terrible ... and not just her “acting”

😆

We're talking about the man who selected Vampire Assassin as Best of the Worst.

His point about superhero’s fighting each other makes sense. In the movies the hero’s are the only ones with a significant amount of character development and established abilities and rules, so even though it feels contrived, the fight scenes still feel good because you know who’s in them. The movie villains are always rushed, one-dimensional and are only there to serve the plot. In the comic books the contrivance feels much more forced and the villains usually have enough lore to make them feel fleshed-out

I'm still mad about Overlord, completely okay film but God how much Mike overhyped it

@@NameAvailable Thanos was basically the first and only villain to get around this problem, being extremely well developed and having the action centered around him made it feel more intense as he was sort of the main character for the two films ( less so in Endgame ). this is something I don't expect Darkside to do in the DC movies at all... if they ever get there of course.

Lois is even pregnant. It’s totally an injustice thing. Cept joker ain’t dead

Yet

It was already set up in BVS

Supposedly its for the sequel if it ever happens

Yeah this is probably the answer Mike wanted when he asked if there's a popular story where superman is evil

It was said by Snyder that much of those would've been explained in the sequel. Darkseid forgets cuz of his head injury and the rest of the guys there were later killed. Then the Mother Boxes go to sleep, making them anonymous(there's like 100 thousand worlds here in multiple universes😅) They are all asleep then thinking all the Gods, etc are there to protect Earth. Then Silas Stone wakes up the motherbox to save Victor but it doesn't call out to Steppenwolf cuz Superman was there and we basically saw that Superman can deep roast Steppenwolf for dinner😂. I think the latter was explained in the movie

@@arafat9828 i see what your saying, but “I would have explained it later” doesn’t cut it with plot holes as big as this lmao

@@phillyphilly_lii6441 Dude, this movie was 4hrs long. Do you really think they needed to add in another backstory for a character who only appears for 1 minute?

@@arafat9828 I never said they had to. Just explained the movies plot holes lmao

@@phillyphilly_lii6441 "It'll be explained in the sequel" is such a horrible argument for plot holes. And the that sequel will have them. And the sequel after that will have them. A perfect example of what is wrong with modern franchise filmmaking.

It's about family, and that's what's so powerful about it.

There was an idea, called the Half in the Worst: View Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of of remarkable people to see if they could become something more. To see if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles that we never could.

Hey, let's not forget _Parole Force Violators; Even_ now.

No ones ever really gone......

Money laundering

I think there's a little Snyder Cut inside of all of us.

Good original joke

You merely adopted the cut. I was born with it, molded by it. I didn't see the uncut until I was a man and by then it was nothing but blinding!

Because without Martian Manhunter nudging her, she'd have never calmed Superman. Though I dont think that was exactly his goal because I dont think he'd have known. Though she's key for superman in the future as well. That was a big point of the nightmare future happening.

That scene made me think of the T1000. I wondered how long it was J.Connors foster mom, cooking dinner, and doing other mom stuff. What if JC never called? How long would T1000 stay and be a foster mom?

@@rus6685 but why couldn’t it have just been Martha that comforted Lois and “nudged her to calm Superman”? Why did it need to be MM?

@Cyrus McWind Ah Jean, the French Manhunter a lesser known DC character.

At the time you let it go because you expect him to be important later on...

I did that as well and man, what a goddamn torture

He's not the hero we deserve, but the one we need right now.

True sadists watch the BvS extended cut first

@@brandonkylemarks And Man of Steel. I'm that guy.

@@king_julian327 with Flash doing some time travel shenanigans, and Keaton possible joining the solo flash movie, might as well go back to Adam West or George Reeves. Fuck it, nothing is canon and all DC movies are meaningless

It was all planned tho. I read the original JL 2 and JL 3 storyboards and it was epic

injustice is better if it's animated

People praise injustice but at least the game has the worst fucking story ever it's like a mish mash of 500 DC character wackyness, at least in the Snyder Version it's... slower or quieter? there seems to be way less shit going on

@@Frank-zw7gn bad stories can be adapted into good ones

@@Frank-zw7gn You don't do the exact comic, youre right, that's WAY too confusing. But you could pull off a DCEU version with the characters already in hand if you just took your time and planned it out, and actually gave a shit. You'd be surprised what you can pull off with patience and planning. But that's not WB, they want fanboy money and don't care how many re-boots it takes to get it.

I don't think you understand why Superman looks miserable in that montage in BvS.

I know why most people interpret it like that, that he's supposed to hate people worshiping him. But I think it's still an important point to the core of it and how Synder sees superheroes and normal people. Which is backed up by some commentary he made later about his plans for the franchise and where he wanted to take it.

@@hitomisalazar4073 Snyder's view on superheroes and normal people are actually optimistic considering the end of BvS had Bruce Wayne reformed by Superman as a better person. "Men are still good." Snyder also didn't portray Superman as Jesus. BvS made that very clear: "The fact is, maybe he's not some sort of Devil or Jesus character. Maybe he's just a guy trying to do the right thing."

@@zhengyingli Snyder just virtue-signaled instead lol

@@curly_wyn What do you mean?

Damn and we get a breakdown of Detective Chimp? Rich is just breaking the chad scale

apparently there was a scene with Green Lanterns in the end instead of Martian Manhunter and Snyder even shot it, but WB didn't allow him to put that in the movie saying they wanted to save Green Lantern for future Movies(which is weird as they have 3 versions of Batman and 3 versions of Superman upcoming)

I don't remember any one liners in Space Cop. Just Holden me Dickie.

It's really sad that he's lost his touch. This is the guy who seemingly could do no wrong: Buffy, Angel, Dollhouse, Firefly, Dr. Horrible, Cabin in the Woods... All excellent. And then came Avengers and one wondered what happened. That movie is ok, but for Whedon it's really weak. And then the unbearably bad Avengers 2. True, looking at the serious Marvel movies, bad writing seems to be the norm, but still... I haven't seen the Snyder cut, I have the feeling what made me turn off JL the first time is not only Whedons doing. But since everybody is talking about Whedons bad writing and the stone that broke the axle was the excruciating technobabble when they're talking about that box... Well, here's to hoping.

Going back to some Avengers and iron man quip scenes is pretty embarrassing. I don't know if humor has changed that much in the previous decade but looking back at things like that and Borderlands just gives you second hand embarrassment

@@HkFinn83 I have the feeling that your problem is making assumptions without watching something

@@beageler my guess is that he got older and with movies that for the most part print money just by existing he realized he didn't have to try as hard. Pure speculation though.

To be fair though, it would have been 15 minutes shorter but the flaming arrow stopped for coffee. Plus, there was a long line and the guy behind the counter got the flaming god arrow's name wrong.

@@FeverDreamlandTheater And then an acquaintance from its uni days recognised the flaming god arrow and engaged it in awkwardly protracted small talk

@@ohnonotthegoldfish3559 Too bad the flaming god arrow never learned how to subtly excuse itself from situations like that. It all goes back to the flaming god arrow's upbringing.

@@FeverDreamlandTheater Being shot from the bow of a superhuman Amazonian does tend to have that effect on any flaming god arrow's psychological upbringing

@@fecxorfecxor768 I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this bwahaha

I’ll finally pay for RLM+ for this.

I really like the Snyder cut.. but I couldn't stand that lamentation shit soundtrack..it was played so many times in the movie.. almost all the scene where WW was there.. it annoyed the fuck outta me...they should have gone with the a remix of the Hans Zimmer's theme.. it would have flowed a little better...

@@SK008 yes it was such a fucking weird thing. Her making noodles: eeeehhhheeeeeahhhh Her takibg a dump: EEEEHHHHEEEEEAAAHHHHHH

@@trazyntheinfinite9895 now I kind of want to see those scenes.. release the Trazyn cut😂

That's so weird to me. Every super fast person gets depicted in slow motion. Even The Boys ended up doing that, but thankfully only in one scene.

@@Horatio787 because if you don’t you’ll get the shitty cw flash run effect

@@roycastanon5754 True, but I love how The Boys depicts super speed as< "What?" .005 seconds ago the fast character did a half hour of work.

@@roycastanon5754 Why can't they just do what DBZ does and make super speed look like they're teleporting?

Exactly! I know, it's his style, but I hate it

@@slow17motion what's not formulaic and predictable mess about this Justice League movie? What sets apart the Avengers movie are the story about the characters not the plot

@@slow17motion bro Infinity War is so fucking good I was baffled by the backwards progress of Endgame. There were good scenes sure, but it's like an entirely different level of quality. It was like a TV season finale as opposed to an actual movie.

@@slow17motion All of the Avengers movies are watchable. They aren’t poisoned by genuinely terrible movies like JL is. In order to go along with JL you have to resign yourself to cheering for a Superman you know is a murderer and war criminal and a Batman who is just this side of being a spree shooter. I haven’t seen the Snyder cut yet but I have serious trouble imagining I’ll ever find myself cheering for these people.

Hahaha! Right?

We don't deserve Rich Evans.

Timestamp?

@@arcticfirst 1:01:29

If joker was part hyena

He was the reason that robbery was happening.

If that laugh was fake and forced and Rich Evans has become self aware then may God help all humanity.

He was so goddamn bored until that came up

He was the joker from the beginning

That’s priceless.

You forgot impaled*

"No Optimus!"

Dunno, from what it seems like this version "without no:s" is much better.

@@ano_nym but that's not really saying much

It makes me happy to know that someone who doesn't seem to be super familiar with RLM still immediately recognizes that Rich Evans is a goddamn national treasure.