“We sell to women at a 50% mark-up” is the best one lmao

The testosterone I released after listening to this made all the women in my area men

The arctic monkeys playing in the back makes it so much better

The fact he did it all in one take with a straight face makes it %100 better

When I'm a millionaire I'll have this on every KZfaq add

Lyrics: The first time you step into your brand new, 2022 F-150, you'll be squirming, Squealing and kicking your feet like a little girl F-150 makes more people squirm every year than all the other pickups combined And right now at Ford Truck Month, we wear the sissy cage like a man The motortrend-awarded 2020 F-350 has everything you need to Haul as many bulls as possible to your loving wife Built for BBC tough At Ford Truck Month, we make cars that go vroom vroom We sell to w*men at a 50 percent markup She makes me poop *snarl* and I make her pee We preform under the table sex change surgeries for minors We stormed the capital because the 17th letter of the alphabet told us to I think you should buy a truck, I suppose We know you're here cause you too broke to own a Ram and Have a tiny penis and wanna overcompensate Here at Ford, we're not afraid to ask the tough questions like: "What if the child consents, though?" "Mommy, why is that man made out of chocolate?" and, "Why does my wee-wee get pointy whenever I play Animal Crossing 2?" Fat bitches fightin' over food... Wait this isn't google... This Ford Truck Month, for a limited time only, I'm gettin' by balls crushed by rocks I been evicted from my house, and my crazy ex-wife is threatening to sue me for alimony She took the fuckin' kids... Anyone who buys a truck will get free tickets to Little St. James Island I remember when I was a little boy, my father had an F-150 And whenever he'd lock me in the bed of his truck in a drunken rage, I couldn't help but notice the amount of storage space For all his tools and instruments of torture, Compared to the other leading brands Act now at Ford truck month Any purchase over 70,000 dollars will come with a free hook or meat tenderizer If any of you so-called 'country boys' don't find butt freckles to be fucking cute, Turn in your fuckin' Man-Card The Industrial Revolution and It's Con-

That ending had me rolling

this was a genius idea

That animal crossing one felt too specific to just be an off gag.

This ad got me absolutely SQUIRMIN my guy

Best part is when he said “mommy why is that man made of chocolate”

I… I love how authentic this sounded. I was half here, scrolling through whatever was on my feed, then I heard “You’ll be squirming. Squealing and kicking your feet like a little girl”. Way to snap me out of the KZfaq rabbithole

This is even better than the “It’s Chevy Twuck Month” meme.

“We make cars that go vroom vroom” had me laughing XD

This video makes me stim SO hard I’m literally squeeling and kicking my feet with glee

*Happy cumbraps*

“She took the fuckin kids” literally had me crying

“Mommy why is that man made out of chocolate?”

“Well, when we get to sippin whisky and we get a little frisky, I climb upon him, ride him like an F-150.” - Dixon Dallas

"The Industrial revolution and its con-"

This is what those civil engineers think about when adding just one more lane to the local 26-lane superhighway

The Unabomber Manifesto at the end is sending me

"We storm the capital because the 17th letter of the alphabet said so"

Was waiting for an entire reading of Ted K's manifesto. very disappointed

Squeeeeee!!!! *squirms and fidgets*

Trucks are not bought by people who carry stuff on a regular basis, but really purchased by a short 4' 11" guy named Timothy who wants to feel tough and workery when in reality he lives in his mom's basement and has no use for his lifted F350 Ultra Giga Lariat Big Horn Ranch King Pro Max Lite pickup truck. Actual construction companies are seeking out older trucks nowadays because newer trucks have such short bed lengths.

You know what it feels like to drive a ford truck? Well, How does it feel when you're in the huttin, and right as you pull the trigger to hit your target you realize, you're in your local daycare. That what it feels like to ride a ford truck.

butt freckles are peak 2:50

I asked my wife if I could buy a Ford F-150, she told me to leave.

I was crying through the whole thing

The fact I got a real ford ad before this makes it even more hilarious

2:26 - 2:37 sounds kinda fire on that beat tho

Idk if this was intentional but the annotation saying support flashing on and off made me big laugh

now that's what I call a victory royale

The trunk one got me xD! 2:19

This shit goes so hard...

Ending with the intro to uncle ted's manifesto is what got my subscription.

“Babe, new colaws video”

Voice and music legendary!

im getting my balls crushed by rocks

capping this off with the ted k was a stroke of genius god damn

Fantastic as always.

Only trve part of ship... know dis references...

Nobody gonna mention the actual Ford F150 banner halfway through

First time I’ve seen an iFunnier confident enough to out himself on another platform in some time😂

The forbidden place… it kills me that so many people don’t know where these comments from. True hidden gem nowadays.

The F150, you are totally a contractor.

The Sneako car

you ever just sit in your truck

For once, I feel proud to be Californian.

I thought this was an actual youtube add and tried to skip it.

I love you Colaws😂

I fucking can’t breath I got a ford and then a Chevy ad after this

This popped up at the top of my screen (I'm on mobile) and I thought it was a legitimate ad for a good few seconds.

In my head this add is canon.

The artic monkeys instrumental makes the video

i love that this was supported by ifunny

I got a Chevy commercial in the middle of the vid😂😂😂

“We sell cars that go vroom vroom”

Mutt's Law.

Ifunny can't be stopped. 😂

I love the little info card appearing in the top right every few seconds

Counting the alphabet to get the joke

This used to be such a good song haha

the fact i got a ford commercial right after the video

I just got a commercial for a Chevy truck, not even joking.

This Ford truck month u can take home a truck built for tha sigmas who can run over a whole forest an all tha innocent squirrels inside the tires after sipping a fresh cold coors

Truely built for Americans as it adheres to mutts law.

"Built BBC tough"😂😂😂😂

"The industrial revolution and its cons..." 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ford F150 confirmed to be worlds squirmiest mode of transportation

We storm the capitol because the 17th letter told us to 🤣

Man was ahead of his time

"Animal Crossing 2" is what got me

Most effective Ford commercial in existence.

I have an idea for a dub video. Take some random Seinfeld episode and gather some other funny voice guys to make some master shit post.

Amen, brother! Not enough people talk about butt freckles!

The ford is a manly car. 🇺🇸

Past 2010 trucks have become to advanced

The inner ford commercial just came out of me

Bro I say the Animal Crossing one was one of the best lines in the whole ad

“We stormed the capital because the 17th letter told us to do”

I'd actually love to own a truck. But they are damn expensive and over in Europe we just haul things with estates or a trailer.

When I saw this ad, I started kicking my feminine little legs in the air and giggling wildly. This is just like the Southside Murder.

Pretty comedic timing a Chevy ad played after this

I’ve been subbed for a hot hot second. Why tf am I only seeing this now

I got a ford ad before the video

THIS POST BY TOYOTA TECHNICAL GANG GANG

I can already smell the cigarette coated interior. Smells like home

lmao the plottwist at the end

this is so attractive guys

We know you don't use that fuckin' truck bed so turned the engine compartment into storage so you'll actually use the shit.

Nice I how immediately after this video I get a Chevy Silverado ad

All modern trucks “comes with built in imax theaters , iPads for your seat belts, great for bringing the kids to soccer games and going to the grocery store”… gone are the days of the work man’s truck. Just over priced shit for people who probably don’t need them. Just laugh.

truly perfection

Almost thought this was a legit ad lol

Butt freckles goated bro

I need to get the Ford F-150

Makes me wanna buy a Dodge Ram

This seems like something for a Prius.