“We sell to women at a 50% mark-up” is the best one lmao
@WiseArkAngel2 жыл бұрын
“The Industrial Revolution and it’s Co-“
@maybelive7659 ай бұрын
Its the only good one. Everything else is just "hahaha bcuz redneck" jokes
@3dApe9 ай бұрын
Not really@@maybelive765
@MarcillaSmith9 ай бұрын
@@WiseArkAngel Correct
@RealMajora9 ай бұрын
Audibly laughed at that one
@benito_swagolini84332 жыл бұрын
The testosterone I released after listening to this made all the women in my area men
@lukegavin124 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@sylv5129 ай бұрын
i don’t think that’s how testosterone works
@ryukobestwaifu33199 ай бұрын
@@sylv512i dont think you know what youre talking about
@Thesavagesouls9 ай бұрын
Why would being a cuck give you more testosterone ?
@backwitdamilk86027 ай бұрын
@@ryukobestwaifu3319 You're*
@addisonhobbs9100 Жыл бұрын
The arctic monkeys playing in the back makes it so much better
@sanicswaghog52789 ай бұрын
honestly not sure if the bigger butt of the joke is ford or arctic monkeys
@merucrypoison2965 ай бұрын
I like dat song doe
@icrafterchipsАй бұрын
@@merucrypoison296 You're on every sharty video, and now here?
@merucrypoison296Ай бұрын
@@icrafterchips meds
@misterpotato427Ай бұрын
@@sanicswaghog5278whats the problem with the song?
@MadOrange644 Жыл бұрын
The fact he did it all in one take with a straight face makes it %100 better
@fulltimeslackerii8229 Жыл бұрын
straight face? you saw his face? when?
@onizukaval10 ай бұрын
@@fulltimeslackerii8229 you can't laugh other wise it would affect the voice, even smiling would make a difference u can hear
@mezmerizer02669 ай бұрын
How do you know it was one take? How do you know they weren't different takes spliced together? Do you know anything about voice editing and ADR?
@MadOrange6449 ай бұрын
@@mezmerizer0266 Calm your tiddies
@bruges19642 жыл бұрын
When I'm a millionaire I'll have this on every KZfaq add
@redcribge6235 Жыл бұрын
Still waiting
@traphimawari7760 Жыл бұрын
you on the millionaire grindset yet
@JohnSmith-yl8sg Жыл бұрын
ad*
@beanapprentice168710 ай бұрын
DEWIT
@alpsir72819 ай бұрын
finally the good type of millionaire
@laslw Жыл бұрын
Lyrics: The first time you step into your brand new, 2022 F-150, you'll be squirming, Squealing and kicking your feet like a little girl F-150 makes more people squirm every year than all the other pickups combined And right now at Ford Truck Month, we wear the sissy cage like a man The motortrend-awarded 2020 F-350 has everything you need to Haul as many bulls as possible to your loving wife Built for BBC tough At Ford Truck Month, we make cars that go vroom vroom We sell to w*men at a 50 percent markup She makes me poop *snarl* and I make her pee We preform under the table sex change surgeries for minors We stormed the capital because the 17th letter of the alphabet told us to I think you should buy a truck, I suppose We know you're here cause you too broke to own a Ram and Have a tiny penis and wanna overcompensate Here at Ford, we're not afraid to ask the tough questions like: "What if the child consents, though?" "Mommy, why is that man made out of chocolate?" and, "Why does my wee-wee get pointy whenever I play Animal Crossing 2?" Fat bitches fightin' over food... Wait this isn't google... This Ford Truck Month, for a limited time only, I'm gettin' by balls crushed by rocks I been evicted from my house, and my crazy ex-wife is threatening to sue me for alimony She took the fuckin' kids... Anyone who buys a truck will get free tickets to Little St. James Island I remember when I was a little boy, my father had an F-150 And whenever he'd lock me in the bed of his truck in a drunken rage, I couldn't help but notice the amount of storage space For all his tools and instruments of torture, Compared to the other leading brands Act now at Ford truck month Any purchase over 70,000 dollars will come with a free hook or meat tenderizer If any of you so-called 'country boys' don't find butt freckles to be fucking cute, Turn in your fuckin' Man-Card The Industrial Revolution and It's Con-
@Bluejoltyt12 күн бұрын
Woman is censored XD
@OlweCalmcacil2 жыл бұрын
That ending had me rolling
@bunx6908 Жыл бұрын
NAH THATS WILD
@JohnSmith-yl8sg Жыл бұрын
Ted Kaczynski was right
@daviddickey983210 ай бұрын
Haha me too, I almost passed out from laughter
@RainbowManification10 ай бұрын
Feds got him
@elite5738 ай бұрын
@@content_enjoyer4458You don't understand how cities work?
@josh12482 жыл бұрын
this was a genius idea
@HeilRay9 ай бұрын
That animal crossing one felt too specific to just be an off gag.
@the_free_timer50112 жыл бұрын
This ad got me absolutely SQUIRMIN my guy
@user-eg6sy1kq9f11 ай бұрын
Best part is when he said “mommy why is that man made of chocolate”
@SP-sy5nq6 ай бұрын
💀
@thevoidmagician66539 ай бұрын
I… I love how authentic this sounded. I was half here, scrolling through whatever was on my feed, then I heard “You’ll be squirming. Squealing and kicking your feet like a little girl”. Way to snap me out of the KZfaq rabbithole
@WiseArkAngel2 жыл бұрын
This is even better than the “It’s Chevy Twuck Month” meme.
@bottlerocket121 Жыл бұрын
“We make cars that go vroom vroom” had me laughing XD
@lordoftheguys99462 жыл бұрын
This video makes me stim SO hard I’m literally squeeling and kicking my feet with glee
@elijahgavin67062 жыл бұрын
Autistic women and proud marked-up F1-50 owners be like
@Turboshitter Жыл бұрын
Cute!
@kwebis301410 ай бұрын
Ew
@NeurodivergentSuperiority9 ай бұрын
_squeezes you with my arms_ eeeeeeeeeep! _starts pacing_ a _squeezes you again_ eep!!!
@jacobwebb88189 ай бұрын
@@NeurodivergentSuperioritywhat the fuck
@caiden58552 жыл бұрын
*Happy cumbraps*
@bogie82 жыл бұрын
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
@meelz8128 ай бұрын
“She took the fuckin kids” literally had me crying
@Jahsizzl9 Жыл бұрын
“Mommy why is that man made out of chocolate?”
@rustybeskar466410 ай бұрын
“Well, when we get to sippin whisky and we get a little frisky, I climb upon him, ride him like an F-150.” - Dixon Dallas
@TheModdedwarfare39 ай бұрын
Truly the artist of all time.
@the_expidition4279 ай бұрын
100
@Hypocrite_ Жыл бұрын
"The Industrial revolution and its con-"
@edanarator77166 ай бұрын
This is what those civil engineers think about when adding just one more lane to the local 26-lane superhighway
@katiemartin6991 Жыл бұрын
The Unabomber Manifesto at the end is sending me
@Gaminggod1997BAGR2 жыл бұрын
"We storm the capital because the 17th letter of the alphabet said so"
@JM-7402 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for an entire reading of Ted K's manifesto. very disappointed
@noobnoob70792 жыл бұрын
Squeeeeee!!!! *squirms and fidgets*
@TechConnectDaily9 ай бұрын
Trucks are not bought by people who carry stuff on a regular basis, but really purchased by a short 4' 11" guy named Timothy who wants to feel tough and workery when in reality he lives in his mom's basement and has no use for his lifted F350 Ultra Giga Lariat Big Horn Ranch King Pro Max Lite pickup truck. Actual construction companies are seeking out older trucks nowadays because newer trucks have such short bed lengths.
@namemcnamerton42497 ай бұрын
And more gimmicks than the WWF in the 90s.
@TheRealRusDaddy6 ай бұрын
My mom and i saw a truck and a van seperate of each other that both just looked abnormally long like the middle of the van and the bed of the truck just long as hell and several other trucks went by none of them were anywhere near as long
@lmao83536 ай бұрын
It's funny how trucks third worlders regularly drive are more fuel efficient and capable than whateler the fuck people in North America drives
@robertcalifornia96416 ай бұрын
And soccer moms. 50 percent mark up is worth the extra "safety" of driving an extended cab pick-up which defeats the fucking purpose of a pick-up truck in the first place
@Alexinnj6 ай бұрын
People who live in their moms basement can't afford a 800+ a month car payment 😭
@GameitMicah2 жыл бұрын
You know what it feels like to drive a ford truck? Well, How does it feel when you're in the huttin, and right as you pull the trigger to hit your target you realize, you're in your local daycare. That what it feels like to ride a ford truck.
@achangedman2010 ай бұрын
helps if the person pulling the trigger is a trans-rights activist
@keelo-byte9 ай бұрын
@@achangedman20dont buy the beer fox news tells you not to buy.
@vetivat48339 ай бұрын
butt freckles are peak 2:50
@TheSilly64039 ай бұрын
Amen
@IgorBogdanoffs2 жыл бұрын
I asked my wife if I could buy a Ford F-150, she told me to leave.
@shovelguy53902 жыл бұрын
I was crying through the whole thing
@theweirdospfan.28 Жыл бұрын
The fact I got a real ford ad before this makes it even more hilarious
@romanjustroman7445 Жыл бұрын
2:26 - 2:37 sounds kinda fire on that beat tho
@terichix84942 жыл бұрын
Idk if this was intentional but the annotation saying support flashing on and off made me big laugh
@gokufromfortnite56002 жыл бұрын
now that's what I call a victory royale
@freedomhq40752 жыл бұрын
The trunk one got me xD! 2:19
@BigShotElba2 жыл бұрын
This shit goes so hard...
@theuberhunter96986 ай бұрын
Ending with the intro to uncle ted's manifesto is what got my subscription.
@TheCDM9302 жыл бұрын
“Babe, new colaws video”
@user-gj7yx7sh8p2 жыл бұрын
Voice and music legendary!
@maxmagarf7440 Жыл бұрын
im getting my balls crushed by rocks
@AlbanianThrash Жыл бұрын
capping this off with the ted k was a stroke of genius god damn
@SorryIamBored2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic as always.
@Llamaifunny2 жыл бұрын
Only trve part of ship... know dis references...
@Ajaws10 ай бұрын
Nobody gonna mention the actual Ford F150 banner halfway through
@lakaboss931310 ай бұрын
First time I’ve seen an iFunnier confident enough to out himself on another platform in some time😂
@highflyerkb24199 ай бұрын
The forbidden place… it kills me that so many people don’t know where these comments from. True hidden gem nowadays.
@Colaws9 ай бұрын
Oh what you mean IFUNNY.CO???
@SuburbaniteUrbanite9 ай бұрын
The F150, you are totally a contractor.
@gaming.1089 Жыл бұрын
The Sneako car
@lildropfiddydilbert9885 Жыл бұрын
you ever just sit in your truck
@edgarbanuelos64728 ай бұрын
For once, I feel proud to be Californian.
@malachimaddox927 Жыл бұрын
I thought this was an actual youtube add and tried to skip it.
@aconsumer8712 жыл бұрын
I love you Colaws😂
@woodywoodmc22092 жыл бұрын
I fucking can’t breath I got a ford and then a Chevy ad after this
@rebelboi8810 ай бұрын
This popped up at the top of my screen (I'm on mobile) and I thought it was a legitimate ad for a good few seconds.
@VoxelDemon779 ай бұрын
In my head this add is canon.
@quinlanyates95302 жыл бұрын
The artic monkeys instrumental makes the video
@micklocknstock3102 Жыл бұрын
i love that this was supported by ifunny
@chrishartsook7540 Жыл бұрын
truly one of the apps ever
@scottkrafft68309 ай бұрын
What's that? It definitely doesn't exist.
@ashhouston38482 жыл бұрын
I got a Chevy commercial in the middle of the vid😂😂😂
@Captainup520Ай бұрын
“We sell cars that go vroom vroom”
@TheTdw20009 ай бұрын
Mutt's Law.
@gabrile70010 ай бұрын
Ifunny can't be stopped. 😂
@BigManBilliam6 ай бұрын
I love the little info card appearing in the top right every few seconds
@itsTomate9 ай бұрын
Counting the alphabet to get the joke
@vscohawk9471 Жыл бұрын
This used to be such a good song haha
@ganggang3632 жыл бұрын
the fact i got a ford commercial right after the video
@alexanderzaczek4923 Жыл бұрын
That’s so funny, I got a Chevy Silverado ad
@MichaelStem-bf6lv10 ай бұрын
I just got a commercial for a Chevy truck, not even joking.
@realtetria Жыл бұрын
This Ford truck month u can take home a truck built for tha sigmas who can run over a whole forest an all tha innocent squirrels inside the tires after sipping a fresh cold coors
@eleven999 ай бұрын
Truely built for Americans as it adheres to mutts law.
@Online9ine3 ай бұрын
"Built BBC tough"😂😂😂😂
@pipbernadotte67075 ай бұрын
"The industrial revolution and its cons..." 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@toetruck15892 жыл бұрын
Ford F150 confirmed to be worlds squirmiest mode of transportation
@nortonman52389 ай бұрын
We storm the capitol because the 17th letter told us to 🤣
@inferno350z9 ай бұрын
Man was ahead of his time
@olddrunkbastard182510 ай бұрын
"Animal Crossing 2" is what got me
@Fermeadtation5 ай бұрын
Most effective Ford commercial in existence.
@Andre-cg9xm2 жыл бұрын
I have an idea for a dub video. Take some random Seinfeld episode and gather some other funny voice guys to make some master shit post.
@virgilthemob12427 ай бұрын
Amen, brother! Not enough people talk about butt freckles!
@robologo Жыл бұрын
The ford is a manly car. 🇺🇸
@infernoking750410 ай бұрын
Past 2010 trucks have become to advanced
@Maverick_2.07 ай бұрын
The inner ford commercial just came out of me
@FunnyGoofyPurpleCat694204 ай бұрын
Bro I say the Animal Crossing one was one of the best lines in the whole ad
@KorvasYT2 жыл бұрын
“We stormed the capital because the 17th letter told us to do”
@leogreck99849 ай бұрын
I'd actually love to own a truck. But they are damn expensive and over in Europe we just haul things with estates or a trailer.
@the_retag9 ай бұрын
95% of pickup truck owners have no need for one for this reason. Even commercial users would often be better off with a van. Offroaders an offroad vehicle. And normal people a normal car
@user-un4mu1hj5o9 ай бұрын
@@the_retag Yeah that's true. I shake my head when I see a woman driving a huge diesel to get her nails done or whatever it is that women do. My 2000 Ranger has done more work in the last 23 years than pretty much anyone that owns a toyota truck. I've never seen a tundra with tools in the bed.
@leogreck99849 ай бұрын
@@user-un4mu1hj5o I really wonder what is keeping people in the states to stick to cars they don't need. And what makes things like hatchbacks so unappealing. They are zippy, great in fuel economy, still pretty practical, easy to maneuver and park. The perfect car for when you just need to get from a to b and maybe pick up groceries.
@leogreck99849 ай бұрын
@@the_retag funny thing is you guys actually have access to a European van. The RAM Promaster is just a rebadged Fiat Ducato. Sure it ain't pretty, but it's good for hauling about 1,5 tons metric/3300 pounds and can tow legally at least where im from 3,5 metric tons/7700 pounds. It also comes in different shapes and sizes. The box truck version comes in Short and low, medium and medium tall, tall and long, with all of these being available with each other i.e. long and low, short and medium tall As well as a flatbed version. Or just a cab and frame if you need to build something custom.
@the_retag9 ай бұрын
@@leogreck9984 im in europe lol But the muricans dont have mercedes sprinter? Ford transit?
@GalagoospurmankyREALofficial9 ай бұрын
When I saw this ad, I started kicking my feminine little legs in the air and giggling wildly. This is just like the Southside Murder.
@walterrising427610 ай бұрын
Pretty comedic timing a Chevy ad played after this
@Dagoth_Ur_Fr Жыл бұрын
I’ve been subbed for a hot hot second. Why tf am I only seeing this now
@parsakondori Жыл бұрын
I got a ford ad before the video
@dosdoomguy22852 жыл бұрын
THIS POST BY TOYOTA TECHNICAL GANG GANG
@SplfFfFy9 ай бұрын
I can already smell the cigarette coated interior. Smells like home
@Menon97679 ай бұрын
lmao the plottwist at the end
@puffaru Жыл бұрын
this is so attractive guys
@jeremiahwise20768 ай бұрын
We know you don't use that fuckin' truck bed so turned the engine compartment into storage so you'll actually use the shit.
@busterscrungus95442 жыл бұрын
Nice I how immediately after this video I get a Chevy Silverado ad
@therealmcgoy49689 ай бұрын
All modern trucks “comes with built in imax theaters , iPads for your seat belts, great for bringing the kids to soccer games and going to the grocery store”… gone are the days of the work man’s truck. Just over priced shit for people who probably don’t need them. Just laugh.