Relieving My Stress with a One Star Massage | One Star Reviews

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3 жыл бұрын

After a stressful year, VICE’s Taji Ameen is in need of a massage. However, if you get pampered in a One Star Reviewed massage parlor, is it still a pampering? To find out and put the business to the full test, Taji received an array of wellness procedures, from a foot rub to the full body thai massage.
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@VICE
@VICE 8 ай бұрын
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@samoryTure
@samoryTure 3 жыл бұрын
" he didn't talk to me or my boyfriend " Well his job is to give you a massage not make useless small talks.
@sidd964
@sidd964 3 жыл бұрын
True
@ddxo1751
@ddxo1751 3 жыл бұрын
🤣 yes
@jpclark454
@jpclark454 3 жыл бұрын
yea i was confused by that I'd be upset if they did talk
@Reeothec
@Reeothec 3 жыл бұрын
@@jpclark454 ikr they dont seem fluent so wtf are they gonna say
@abhinaythakur4681
@abhinaythakur4681 3 жыл бұрын
Asian people are less talkative they don't know how to do small talk.
@nathanielboertien
@nathanielboertien 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the editors can turn anything into a star.
@larsstougaard7097
@larsstougaard7097 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah 5 star 🌟 work right there
@bubblesxo
@bubblesxo 3 жыл бұрын
or a heart. the editing is so funny i die when the shapes start to float
@louis.k5123
@louis.k5123 3 жыл бұрын
4:36 😂
@shaz7163
@shaz7163 3 жыл бұрын
Um high and watching this!
@auri2501
@auri2501 3 жыл бұрын
this is literally always the best part
@feastmode7931
@feastmode7931 3 жыл бұрын
this just reminds me of my parents. asian immigrants, super hard working, don't really know how to "market" or suck up to customers other than a smile and affordable, quality service. this looks dope!
@obitog5974
@obitog5974 3 жыл бұрын
That’s how it is my man
@RedTitan5
@RedTitan5 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the reviewers are...Karens...
@idk4nyname
@idk4nyname 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedTitan5 deffff
@PriyanshuSharma-ey3bc
@PriyanshuSharma-ey3bc 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedTitan5 can't expect much good from self-obsessed young people these days
@tammyszu3570
@tammyszu3570 2 жыл бұрын
I used to go to a massage place that didn't even have rooms, it was just one big room with beds and curtains like in a hospital so you could hear EVERYTHING and EVERYONE. There was a language barrier too so I never spoke to any of the people who I got massages from, but the place was always packed. I went there 2xs a month for about a year. It was awkward every single time because we would just basically point and nod and smile haha, but the massages were good so it was worth it. It was a highly rated place though, just looked super janky.
@chromatic6123
@chromatic6123 2 жыл бұрын
As a licensed massage therapist, I never talk to my clients, unless they talk to me first and I can tell talking with them would make them feel more comfortable than just being silent.
@carnuatus
@carnuatus 2 жыл бұрын
Also, English is not their first language and some people can be judgemental. Especially weird prejudices against those who speak tonal Asian languages. Also the comment about "falling asleep" really feels like a (not so veiled) racist comment??
@eloahnon4952
@eloahnon4952 2 жыл бұрын
I would've never fathomed someone wanting a full on convo while being massaged???
@robertleventhal1139
@robertleventhal1139 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah some people might just want to listen to music or just relax and process their day. Just letting them choose is the best
@chromatic6123
@chromatic6123 2 жыл бұрын
@@eloahnon4952 bro you'd be surprised... there's someone people I've been massaging for years and I don't know anything about them, only say hello and good bye, and then there's some people I work on for 1 hour and hear their whole life story lol
@jesussaves6625
@jesussaves6625 2 жыл бұрын
I would really hate it if I paid for a relaxing massage and someone was chatting at me the whole time.
@Greatendeav0rs
@Greatendeav0rs 3 жыл бұрын
Taji's actual reason for having tension in his back is because how he carries Vice.
@cuzz467
@cuzz467 3 жыл бұрын
I agree
@cinnamonrollypoly
@cinnamonrollypoly 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, so true. They need to do more content like this, and just stop with the political garbage.
@KYjchan
@KYjchan 2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@crypticutopia7228
@crypticutopia7228 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, probably one of the only good series left on VICE
@asmrgod_
@asmrgod_ 2 жыл бұрын
Got em.
@leniskim4495
@leniskim4495 3 жыл бұрын
She was so cute when she jumped/ said “can you fly?” so random but adorable
@vladimirmakarov334
@vladimirmakarov334 3 жыл бұрын
Just no it was not it was cringeworthy lol
@impendingeuphoria8802
@impendingeuphoria8802 3 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirmakarov334 it was cute, deal with it
@vladimirmakarov334
@vladimirmakarov334 3 жыл бұрын
@@impendingeuphoria8802 it was cringeworthy and not cute it fucking sucks ass
@MagnumCarta
@MagnumCarta 3 жыл бұрын
@@vladimirmakarov334 Just like this comment.
@vladimirmakarov334
@vladimirmakarov334 3 жыл бұрын
@@MagnumCarta thanks bro
@jj987987987
@jj987987987 3 жыл бұрын
I just realize the awkwardness in this guy is the selling point of this series. It's golden
@khancrow8212
@khancrow8212 3 жыл бұрын
@@locomotivelynnpacheco111 You are special its not that people get it or dont get it lol some folks dont like it is all...pretty simple concept.
@khancrow8212
@khancrow8212 3 жыл бұрын
@@locomotivelynnpacheco111 hopefully you meant to sound as gay as that came off...
@pootonz5810
@pootonz5810 2 жыл бұрын
@@locomotivelynnpacheco111 then ur gross 🤢
@locomotivelynnpacheco111
@locomotivelynnpacheco111 2 жыл бұрын
@@pootonz5810 🤣🤣🤣
@Whispering.Graves
@Whispering.Graves 2 жыл бұрын
Lol duhh
@drea6717
@drea6717 2 жыл бұрын
That woman’s nails didn’t look long at all! Her nails looked very clean and well maintained to me. When they said long nails I was thinking Cardie B nails😂
@broski7111
@broski7111 2 жыл бұрын
maybe she did, but learned that she was hurting customer then cut them
@petergulvas6553
@petergulvas6553 2 жыл бұрын
I would worry more about her pushing his lumbal spine like that :D
@topochicooooo
@topochicooooo 2 жыл бұрын
Still weird, a masseuse should have short nails without exception
@themeltedchocolate
@themeltedchocolate 2 жыл бұрын
If he could feel them then they were too long. I've gotten countless massages from multiple masseusses and I have never felt anybody's nail, male or female.
@johnnyjonjohn8443
@johnnyjonjohn8443 2 жыл бұрын
@@broski7111 if she was truly a licensed trained professional she would have learned in school, specifically on her first day or first week latest, you must cut your nails down completely. It’s unsanitary and you can injure your client.
@johndee759
@johndee759 3 жыл бұрын
I think Taji is doing a great job. He gives these small businesses a chance to redeem themselves. Often times these negative reviews are written in a state of rage. Please take your time when you write reviews. Don’t come from a place of negative emotions.
@locomotivelynnpacheco111
@locomotivelynnpacheco111 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like that's what people live for, to tare others down. And the review sites are just a nother avenue for people to put others down or to continue to bullies others.
@griffithdidnothingwrong462
@griffithdidnothingwrong462 3 жыл бұрын
I’m going to that stripper joint
@locomotivelynnpacheco111
@locomotivelynnpacheco111 3 жыл бұрын
@@griffithdidnothingwrong462 Lol tell me how it goes. Lol that business owner seemed very intense 🤣🤣🤣 Taji's reaction to him was hilarious.
@MonaLisaFire
@MonaLisaFire 3 жыл бұрын
@@griffithdidnothingwrong462 keep us posted 😭
@MonaLisaFire
@MonaLisaFire 3 жыл бұрын
I agree with what was said. Some people just don't get their way or perhaps are having a bad day and they leave some of thw worst reviews. Of course everyone sees things and feel differently but I've read reviews of like food and went and got that dish and it was amazing lol
@Bullfrogerwytsch
@Bullfrogerwytsch 3 жыл бұрын
I love how his face through the hole was morphed into a star.
@dvdrwsor
@dvdrwsor 3 жыл бұрын
Off hours it is used as a glory table.
@rive-bs4sg
@rive-bs4sg 3 жыл бұрын
@@dvdrwsor 😳
@RaviTeja-ec1ze
@RaviTeja-ec1ze 3 жыл бұрын
@@dvdrwsor 🤣
@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990
@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990 3 жыл бұрын
@@dvdrwsor cursed comment, sir
@alphaomega8373
@alphaomega8373 3 жыл бұрын
What strain you smoking on?
@KeiferKif
@KeiferKif 3 жыл бұрын
These people seem legit nice, I hope their business succeeds
@ronniemata5724
@ronniemata5724 2 жыл бұрын
First off, I loved this video. Second off, that thing she said about it being a "good pain" perfectly reflects everything I have heard about Eastern massage. Countries in the east have a different concept of massages being something that hurts rather than the western concept of a painless, soothing rub. Pretty interesting stuff
@vickydeezombies
@vickydeezombies 2 жыл бұрын
I find those kind of massages look way better!
@nicolesong6199
@nicolesong6199 2 жыл бұрын
Oh absolutely. That's the thing about cupping, usually all this hurts, but afterwards it's like your blood flows better. Acupuncture is not quite the same, needles aren't so scary because they're so thin you barely feel them except the tiny prick when they first go in. I am not sure about its effects, they're not so tangible unless you combine the two... Here's my story of the time I had acupuncture in my back, and cupping on top of that. What came out of my back (the massager took a photo to let me see, or was it my mum?) was very satisfying... a mix of clotted blood, blood plasma, and somehow... oil?????? Oil???? i know i feel fat sometimes but is that OIL???? i hope i'm remembering this right. the masseuse did not explain exactly what that was. but i did feel better afterward.
@SkyyPiano
@SkyyPiano 2 жыл бұрын
I prefer Eastern style massage. Every time I go to a Western spa, they never massage me hard enough, even when I ask for maximum firmness, and I still feel like my muscles have tension afterwards.
@MultiSciGeek
@MultiSciGeek 11 ай бұрын
Wait a massage is not supposed to hurt? That explains my girlfriend's complaints... Damn
@curlyhairdudeify
@curlyhairdudeify 8 ай бұрын
​@@MultiSciGeek Yeap, pain releases endorphins.
@psychtank8681
@psychtank8681 3 жыл бұрын
This episode actually folds out many wholesome stories.
@ramennoodles5007
@ramennoodles5007 3 жыл бұрын
Am on gu s
@peter42liter93
@peter42liter93 2 жыл бұрын
@@ramennoodles5007 goat comment 💯
@SamuelJ888
@SamuelJ888 3 жыл бұрын
I feel so many reviewers for massage places are so jaded. Not everyone speaks English who cares. Why do u feel u need to have a full blown convo with the masseuse
@elijahrobinson5214
@elijahrobinson5214 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that “teddy? Like teddy bear” pissed me off.
@curtsk19
@curtsk19 3 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah people.dont know how to relax these days, they always need something stimulating
@Orange56222
@Orange56222 3 жыл бұрын
In contrast I would hate if my masseuse talked to me. Like that’s my time to relax and I’m paying like $2 a min I’m not trying to engage in small talk lol.
@bk341
@bk341 3 жыл бұрын
I really don’t understand anyone who would want to talk to someone else while getting a massage. These people must not have friends
@Yamaha350w
@Yamaha350w 3 жыл бұрын
Rite less convo more happy ending ehh ama ritee😉
@flintsky7706
@flintsky7706 3 жыл бұрын
“what’s your name?” “terry” “teddy?” “terry” “awesome, like a teddy bear”
@gg-zp3hf
@gg-zp3hf 3 жыл бұрын
*Then complete silence*
@PaniniPressing
@PaniniPressing 3 жыл бұрын
in the context he should have heard Terry...who names their kid teddy?
@renaissancechimp667
@renaissancechimp667 3 жыл бұрын
@@PaniniPressing many people 😂 in fact the name for teddy bear comes from Teddy Roosevelt.
@DeeSnutts
@DeeSnutts 3 жыл бұрын
@@PaniniPressing Teddy is a normal name... have you seen what kanye and kim named their kid? NORTH! North West
@PeterCaptainObvious
@PeterCaptainObvious 2 жыл бұрын
"There's a clear language barrier" No he just misheard 😂
@SimpleHumman
@SimpleHumman 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for being respectful, this could have gone so wrong in so many different ways. Highlighting the fact they are husband and wife was surprising and gave a more compassionate, humanising view of an industry plagued with nefarious characterizations which aren't always true.
@Masssshysteria
@Masssshysteria 2 жыл бұрын
seriously im so glad they didnt crack simple minded happy ending jokes, but it does feel shitty to see that Vice pinned a happy ending comment
@Zarkoth7
@Zarkoth7 3 жыл бұрын
A massage should do Taji’s chronic back pain good. Poor guy’s back must be turning to dust from carrying all of VICE.
@dariengoheen747
@dariengoheen747 3 жыл бұрын
He's the least woke
@domscards
@domscards 3 жыл бұрын
@@dariengoheen747 Stfu
@amaramachupa6422
@amaramachupa6422 3 жыл бұрын
@@domscards butthurt?
@theodionne9370
@theodionne9370 3 жыл бұрын
Goteem
@pacotaco5526
@pacotaco5526 3 жыл бұрын
@@dariengoheen747 "woke"😅😅🤣
@chdz92
@chdz92 3 жыл бұрын
Taji and who ever edit these videos need a raise
@larsstougaard7097
@larsstougaard7097 3 жыл бұрын
Yes sir a 5 star 🌟 edit
@assassinaria
@assassinaria 3 жыл бұрын
they're carrying vice on their backs right now lol
@jolidesir
@jolidesir 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever edits these needs a raise.
@spider3755
@spider3755 2 жыл бұрын
The editor makes 200k per year tho
@gertrudelanny9241
@gertrudelanny9241 3 жыл бұрын
The people complaining probably wanted a “happy ending” and were angry when a woman of that professionalism refused them. I’d go there! Seems relaxing
@AbbyUwU
@AbbyUwU 3 жыл бұрын
This is probably the least dangerous one he’s done so far
@sodisgusteen
@sodisgusteen 3 жыл бұрын
He deserves less danger and less tension
@CryptoRoast_0
@CryptoRoast_0 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, in the other ones he might die, in this one he could end up paralyzed. Both pretty damn bad 😳
@jopan1363
@jopan1363 3 жыл бұрын
The tattoo 🤣 turned out good but dude!!!
@safaa9654
@safaa9654 3 жыл бұрын
I disagree xD she could have dislocated his shoulder or something lool
@jdm000
@jdm000 3 жыл бұрын
idk, when she put her knees in taji’s back, could be pretty dangerous. But i’m really happy for taji, he needs this so bad for all others videos.
@gin8865
@gin8865 3 жыл бұрын
The tacky edits just make this series SO much better
@charlesmiv3842
@charlesmiv3842 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@samplename8721
@samplename8721 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@seanceknowles2911
@seanceknowles2911 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nocturnalmeatpie2200
@nocturnalmeatpie2200 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@wavy-sound
@wavy-sound 3 ай бұрын
Yes
@zhekazheka7874
@zhekazheka7874 2 жыл бұрын
"It was awkward, they didnt talk to me". Lmao, the masseuse isnt supposed to talk to you, youre supposed to relax in quiet.
@ricseasons
@ricseasons 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is such a good dude and someone I could be friends with. He's objective but critical and sees the brightest side in everything and everyone.
@r053_p3t4l
@r053_p3t4l 3 жыл бұрын
So many of these reviews end up people just assuming the worst bc of a language barrier. It's sad that people are so judgemental
@locomotivelynnpacheco111
@locomotivelynnpacheco111 3 жыл бұрын
And insecure ☝️
@TheAnonapersons
@TheAnonapersons 2 жыл бұрын
no happy ending bad review
@TheGamingAlong
@TheGamingAlong 2 жыл бұрын
As an asian myself, i can say some of this review shows that most american are self-centered.
@Sir_Catnip
@Sir_Catnip 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamingAlong As an American cat, I have to say I agree with you lol
@eloahnon4952
@eloahnon4952 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGamingAlong I was going to say egotistical, but yes.
@sarajasion5657
@sarajasion5657 3 жыл бұрын
i love this couple. they seem really kind. they are trying to make a living
@causetheplumstasteyum7848
@causetheplumstasteyum7848 2 жыл бұрын
A lot of people are kind when they are taking your money and they have a camera filming them working ...
@beefy2784
@beefy2784 2 жыл бұрын
i HATEW athis couple and YOU
@PeterCaptainObvious
@PeterCaptainObvious 2 жыл бұрын
@@beefy2784 English when?
@Sir_Catnip
@Sir_Catnip 2 жыл бұрын
@@beefy2784 Do you come with closed captions, sir Beef?
@Ghosty716
@Ghosty716 2 жыл бұрын
@@causetheplumstasteyum7848 yeah so let’s just dismiss them as terrible people
@SheilaR.08
@SheilaR.08 2 жыл бұрын
Just discovered these videos and am struck by the kindness. It's amazing how much difference it makes when you make an effort to speak to people instead of looking for reasons to post snark online. I see lovely, hardworking people whose first language is not English. They made every effort, and there's nothing more that you can ask. I'm hooked! 💜
@Nige.
@Nige. 2 жыл бұрын
She skillfully avoided every question through the rouse of a language barrier. Fair play
@juliensarmento8597
@juliensarmento8597 3 жыл бұрын
Today was the day Taji received a happy ending...
@dvdrwsor
@dvdrwsor 3 жыл бұрын
Those one star who complained about the nails were the happy ending ones. The nails are harmless at regular massages.
@Reveelh
@Reveelh 3 жыл бұрын
A 5 star happy ending. everyones happy
@juliensarmento8597
@juliensarmento8597 3 жыл бұрын
@@dvdrwsor You solved the mystery
@Texas_Made6990
@Texas_Made6990 3 жыл бұрын
Yes bro. F@#$ the haters. I instantly watch everytime I see him put out a new vid. Great content bro
@edwardfranklin18
@edwardfranklin18 3 жыл бұрын
And then... Terry walks in to clean him off LOL
@MustacheMaxKC
@MustacheMaxKC 3 жыл бұрын
That face to star transition was amazing.
@KevinRAAMAAAGE
@KevinRAAMAAAGE 2 жыл бұрын
This couple is so cute. I don't think people realize that real massages HURT. My aunt is a massage therapist and I dread having them in my hands, but it always feels so much better. This lady looks like she knows what she's doing. Massage hurts the therapist too
@user-by6yc8yl7v
@user-by6yc8yl7v 3 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced this guy is legitimately a good actor and his whole awkward confused thing hes got going on is a total put on.
@Thecatnamedkiwi
@Thecatnamedkiwi 2 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@user-by6yc8yl7v
@user-by6yc8yl7v 2 жыл бұрын
@@Thecatnamedkiwi cant hate though, hes getting his $
@dannykv1234567
@dannykv1234567 2 жыл бұрын
yeah very similar to nathan for you
@dylanb2086
@dylanb2086 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely - he is very willing to push on awkward things and troll on his show. He's a super confident guy, possibly even a slight jerk. But a likeable jerk
@sweetgirl4u247
@sweetgirl4u247 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I find these oddly satisfying and horrifying at the same time.
@larsstougaard7097
@larsstougaard7097 3 жыл бұрын
Like a car crash , you can't look away
@wesleyhempoli5548
@wesleyhempoli5548 3 жыл бұрын
maybe you just have personal issues? there's nothing horrifying about a massage, bro.
@jacobromero7649
@jacobromero7649 3 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyhempoli5548 she means the one star review episodes... and they are horrifying at times lol.
@beaniebop84
@beaniebop84 2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious!!! As a licensed professional CMT, she did know what she was doing but her nails should have been cut and we don’t speak to clients unless spoken to. We want you to experience the most from your session & that includes being able to fully relax. We also should check in with pressure to make sure that you’re fully comfortable. We can do great deep work but to your level of comfort. Communication between MT & Client is extremely important & due to the language barrier, is probably why most clients felt awkward & uncomfortable. Other than that I think they both did great & completely know what they’re doing! 💕
@VICE
@VICE 9 ай бұрын
It’s time to set a reminder! A new episode of One Star Reviews is airing on October 22nd.
@emirsoko7864
@emirsoko7864 9 ай бұрын
well, i had enough of watching those old videos. Looking forward to it!
@zixtonfix1640
@zixtonfix1640 3 жыл бұрын
2:53 that awkwardness caught me off guard
@T25de
@T25de 3 жыл бұрын
😅
@kitchenfloorbackflip
@kitchenfloorbackflip 3 жыл бұрын
The worry on his face had me laughing so hard
@criemer2586
@criemer2586 3 жыл бұрын
the pleading in his eyes seemed totally at odds with the situation. so funny
@Lunaxdreams
@Lunaxdreams 3 жыл бұрын
This massage actually looked way better then any one I’ve ever gotten
@TRAGICTIDES
@TRAGICTIDES 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who has worked receptionist for a massage place for a few years, i can say first hand that usually the key for ( properly trained/educated) therapists is that they shouldn't be making small talk ( not including consultations) unless the customer initiates it, and would like to vent/ talk about their day, I totally get the awkward tension in these scenarios tho where they aren't fully regulated. its just out of respect for you to enjoy your time, and it allows the therapists to do their job when they're better focused on... not talking. ya know? there's literally nothing rude about it, i promise, these people are just so talkative in their daily lives they don't know when to just relax and legit just try not talking for like an hour.
@yeahyuhyeah
@yeahyuhyeah Жыл бұрын
ikr? i dont understand why not talking is a bad thing
@jeremyday9056
@jeremyday9056 3 жыл бұрын
Man, how is someone gonna complain about the masseuse not talking to them while they're getting massaged? There is absolutely nothing worse than someone sitting there trying to chat with you for an hour while you're trying to relax and enjoy yourself.
@Kyle_Lurz
@Kyle_Lurz 3 жыл бұрын
This was on my recommended and I’m not disappointed this kid is hilarious
@itsallgood5314
@itsallgood5314 3 жыл бұрын
You have to watch the whole series! This is literally the least intense episode haha
@DMWBN3
@DMWBN3 3 жыл бұрын
I gat a warm fuzzy feeling every time a new show pops up. Awkwardly funny.
@TheOriginalGenghis
@TheOriginalGenghis 3 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this faster than Taji makes a conversation awkward.
@RubenTrucks
@RubenTrucks 3 жыл бұрын
That's pretty fast
@DMWBN3
@DMWBN3 3 жыл бұрын
You have some seriously fast flicking & clicking going on.
@Selene666
@Selene666 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@alexanderghanem8231
@alexanderghanem8231 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Qambar44
@Qambar44 3 жыл бұрын
The editors with the star transitions 💀😂
@cameronrivera5771
@cameronrivera5771 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I experienced when I got massages in Thailand, idk what these reviews are going on about. Thai-styled massages are no joke and make you feel so relaxed afterwards. Why would you even want to have a conversation with the masseuse... you are supposed to unwind and relax...
@rbae
@rbae 3 жыл бұрын
Whoever edits these transitions needs a raise 💀
@fairdose
@fairdose 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Taji still single? He’s awkward, geeky and charming at the same time.
@happyviewer4872
@happyviewer4872 3 жыл бұрын
Right?? If I were a couple of decades younger.....
@kikigood7567
@kikigood7567 3 жыл бұрын
Cause he's straight
@MiniM69
@MiniM69 3 жыл бұрын
What?
@user-og7qq5zy8p
@user-og7qq5zy8p 3 жыл бұрын
how do you know he's single?
@74thartillery__
@74thartillery__ 3 жыл бұрын
The moment he got a girlfriend that will be the time VICE will fired him because the company hate str8 people.
@simmonsthe3rd814
@simmonsthe3rd814 3 жыл бұрын
The special effects are sooo cheesy/low-budget, I loooove it 😂
@emozi6730
@emozi6730 2 жыл бұрын
😁 point
@matthewlawlis2421
@matthewlawlis2421 3 жыл бұрын
I love this series. You learn/see some things that you would have never had a chance to before, and you get laugh at all of its ridiculousness. Pure entertainment from start to finish.
@kadencollins
@kadencollins 3 жыл бұрын
She confused the massage with her side job in the WWE
@KiidDivine3
@KiidDivine3 3 жыл бұрын
Or her fantasy to kill her ex husband
@charlesmiv3842
@charlesmiv3842 3 жыл бұрын
@@KiidDivine3 ool
@Waveripper36
@Waveripper36 3 жыл бұрын
We are gathered here today
@morningstarrss
@morningstarrss 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@aishwariyasweety2433
@aishwariyasweety2433 3 жыл бұрын
And we are wondering why.
@WhuDhat
@WhuDhat 3 жыл бұрын
Dearly beloved
@charliehippler770
@charliehippler770 3 жыл бұрын
@@WhuDhat haha came into my head instantly
@Grahf0
@Grahf0 3 жыл бұрын
Wuv... Twue wuv...
@doublehelim
@doublehelim 3 жыл бұрын
Taji legit makes this show! The editors doing an amazing job!
@kevinking1750
@kevinking1750 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see this one went so well. They seem like a nice couple that are just trying to make it in this tough world, good for them and best of luck.
@notnef
@notnef 3 жыл бұрын
I see Taji, I watch
@averymahan3795
@averymahan3795 3 жыл бұрын
I see taji, I sex
@desi2119
@desi2119 3 жыл бұрын
ew.
@AfGG
@AfGG 3 жыл бұрын
I see Taji, I love mole 💯
@JWW-tq3jg
@JWW-tq3jg 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@scooty77punx
@scooty77punx 3 жыл бұрын
Turtle 🐢 the man!!!
@nakedscorpion2274
@nakedscorpion2274 3 жыл бұрын
The star face made my day
@jackattack8o8
@jackattack8o8 2 жыл бұрын
This is a very good series, I hope it continues for a long time to come. Taji is always respectful from what I’ve seen regardless of the level of service.
@B.Colby107
@B.Colby107 3 жыл бұрын
Taji is the main person i watch this channel love how dedicated he is to our entertainment and education
@MrVHI123
@MrVHI123 3 жыл бұрын
Finally my man got something he deserves after hearing reports of him hospitalized due to back pain for carrying Vice News.
@atulgupta7573
@atulgupta7573 3 жыл бұрын
Taji can create any moment to awkwardness..... Just his face expression is enough....
@hunnnerrlarry2058
@hunnnerrlarry2058 2 жыл бұрын
The edits are so well done. Gives it a really good professional 90s awkward film like Bill nye or a school video of some sort. Love this
@Runbts_ot7
@Runbts_ot7 Жыл бұрын
I'm from Thailand and Thai massages are support to hurt, with some even asking what pain level you would prefer. I do agree her nails were long but everything else looked standard. Although painful it does help with tension after, some people are not use to having that type of massage so they jump to conclusions instead of doing research
@jayceh1031
@jayceh1031 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see Taji's face on the thumbnail, I go straight to the comments.
@larsstougaard7097
@larsstougaard7097 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha 😂 me too
@larsstougaard7097
@larsstougaard7097 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrvalski well I just think that he got a mixed audience, some loved him and some hated him. I read some say Vice has gone downhill the last years and that's why maybe he stands out now more as more fun and quirky 🤪
@nintencat
@nintencat 3 жыл бұрын
I was getting some Lady Boy vibes so I went straight for the comments.
@cppctek
@cppctek 3 жыл бұрын
I needed this today. Lost my son/pupper yesterday. He was the bestest boi ever. Long live king scooby ! Rip 7-14-07 - 5-1-21
@kenv7812
@kenv7812 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss man. Hope all is well
@giuliomondoify
@giuliomondoify 3 жыл бұрын
❤️
@whitdough8150
@whitdough8150 3 жыл бұрын
Stay strong...
@66Ack
@66Ack 3 жыл бұрын
Head up bro
@verbalwound5874
@verbalwound5874 3 жыл бұрын
R.i.p scooby
@Gabrielle-vg1ty
@Gabrielle-vg1ty 3 жыл бұрын
"The knot was from the stress weighing down on getting down to the one star review" Gold.
@jamiewong2922
@jamiewong2922 2 жыл бұрын
The savior..good job man you actually worked harder than them by showering light in their lives...thank you
@benscott3603
@benscott3603 3 жыл бұрын
“That was the first foot massage I’d ever received with so much love in the room” Which begs the question Is it possible to receive foot massages with hate in the room?
@hannahdivic28
@hannahdivic28 3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@locomotivelynnpacheco111
@locomotivelynnpacheco111 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@burntends7636
@burntends7636 3 жыл бұрын
Rush hour 2
@janycebrown4071
@janycebrown4071 3 жыл бұрын
Taji brings the BEST out of the WORST 🤗💕
@oliviachapman6572
@oliviachapman6572 2 жыл бұрын
I love Thai massage and the couple seemed so sweet. Just a language barrier but I feel that they are really hard working and try their best. So glad he gave them a good review.
@antosharboonian6110
@antosharboonian6110 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching taji. Hes the highlight to some of my days and i wouldnt want any other host than him. 5/5 stars for the Nr.1 1 star reviewer.
@atlasbutnotthetitan393
@atlasbutnotthetitan393 3 жыл бұрын
The awkwardness in some parts make me want to hide my face lmao
@dirkdiggler5525
@dirkdiggler5525 3 жыл бұрын
and where exactly do you want to hide your face??
@Yarmox
@Yarmox 3 жыл бұрын
Like an ostrich
@charlesmiv3842
@charlesmiv3842 3 жыл бұрын
Weeb
@rahulphoen
@rahulphoen 3 жыл бұрын
We're not here because KZfaq recommended this video. We're here cuz we subscribed to see more of Taji's adventures in search of happy endings
@zjay9918
@zjay9918 3 жыл бұрын
Taji you are awesome, don’t ever change what you do. Being calm and awkward is underrated.
@alejandroprc
@alejandroprc 2 жыл бұрын
The voiceovers for the reviews capture the customers frustration perfectly🤣
@user-wh4sf2mm3g
@user-wh4sf2mm3g 3 жыл бұрын
Taji supposedly enjoys the touch of a human but he still hasn’t got railed out by the lowest rated Leather Daddy on Grindr.
@joego9519
@joego9519 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@madameshadow5222
@madameshadow5222 3 жыл бұрын
How do you know?
@unitedastronomer
@unitedastronomer 3 жыл бұрын
HELP LMAO SLSKDKDLSKSLS
@humanoporsiempre
@humanoporsiempre 3 жыл бұрын
can someone explain? haha
@minigiant8998
@minigiant8998 3 жыл бұрын
@@humanoporsiempre Grindr is an app for conservative christians.
@reisswalker5044
@reisswalker5044 3 жыл бұрын
I actually really enjoy watching Taji, all of he's Vice episodes are amazing!
@umvemnyama
@umvemnyama 2 жыл бұрын
this series deserves a five star review. good work bro. love the awkward personality lmao
@Ganderlow
@Ganderlow 3 жыл бұрын
4:35 whoever edited this, I love you.
@sleepyrowdy1826
@sleepyrowdy1826 3 жыл бұрын
Got me everytime
@rednek666
@rednek666 3 жыл бұрын
Editing of this is just pure gold. One star gold.
@mustipunyaemail
@mustipunyaemail 3 жыл бұрын
One pure gold.
@kaythekat913
@kaythekat913 3 жыл бұрын
This is so wholesome 🥺 Taji makes me embrace my own weird awkwardness because I see it's just being real 😭💖
@BenjamynTM
@BenjamynTM 3 жыл бұрын
You're a legend dude "That sounds painful" then just stares at the cam 😂
@charliestone3581
@charliestone3581 2 жыл бұрын
Love you Taji, thank you for helping these small businesses shine.
@Priyankkrsingh
@Priyankkrsingh 3 жыл бұрын
I wasn't aware that a person is literally on you thighs in Thai massage. Anyway taji got through that. He is a brave boy
@Orange56222
@Orange56222 3 жыл бұрын
I did a Thai massage and it was more intense than the normal ones I get but it was honestly probably the best one I’ve gotten. And I don’t like intense pressure but idk the way they do it was great. Would highly recommend
@Gatorade69
@Gatorade69 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I would love a massage like that.
@aliabbasrizvi929
@aliabbasrizvi929 3 жыл бұрын
I love this series, I thought it ended but our hero is back!!! 🙌🏼
@jeremybaumann9180
@jeremybaumann9180 3 жыл бұрын
I binged watched all these episodes in 1 day. I know more of the reviews in my life
@a42lalrinkimi48
@a42lalrinkimi48 3 жыл бұрын
This is literally the only thing I wholeheartedly enjoy watching from this channel.
@Morphingtime602
@Morphingtime602 3 жыл бұрын
The editing for this ep is on point 😂😂
@michaeluhl6126
@michaeluhl6126 3 жыл бұрын
The only reason his back was on knots is because he is the only one carrying VICE. protect this man at all cost #LordTaji
@ihatearial
@ihatearial 2 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best editing job series from Vice.
@koalasaw
@koalasaw 2 жыл бұрын
This show is one of the best things I’ve found on KZfaq in a long time!!! Lol
@momoney6804
@momoney6804 3 жыл бұрын
Man I miss this episodes!!! Great to see Taji back enjoying the touch of a human 🤣🤣🤣
@ianmayle
@ianmayle 3 жыл бұрын
You should have added bone cracking noises to the edits lol
@EpicXbox360GamePlay
@EpicXbox360GamePlay 3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love the edits in this series. Always makes laugh😂 wish the uploads to 1 star reviews was more frequent! ⭐😎
@angiechaca2206
@angiechaca2206 3 жыл бұрын
I missed this dude so much! 🤣🤣 glad i came across this on my home page
@suicidalthotsG59SB
@suicidalthotsG59SB 3 жыл бұрын
another amazing One star review by Taji, love this series. It also makes me wonder if the stores and stuff ever try to give that 5 star performance because theyre on camera vs. an every day shift for 2 years ya know?
@eyeballmaster8734
@eyeballmaster8734 3 жыл бұрын
I like this guy, i like how he always tries to turn a negative into a positive!
@jordcarter2359
@jordcarter2359 Жыл бұрын
Love this series.
@sinfulsymbiote2978
@sinfulsymbiote2978 3 жыл бұрын
Finally another 1 star review episode, please give Taji more screen time. He just makes pure gold content every chance he gets 🤣💪
@ArtisticlyAlexis
@ArtisticlyAlexis 3 жыл бұрын
The problem w/ this series is, is that they _KNOW_ they're being filmed, so of course he has great customer service & no problems.
@Ass_of_Amalek
@Ass_of_Amalek 3 жыл бұрын
except for the people who are too crazy to act normal
@locomotivelynnpacheco111
@locomotivelynnpacheco111 3 жыл бұрын
Lol and the match maker lady! She was quite brutal.
@causetheplumstasteyum7848
@causetheplumstasteyum7848 3 жыл бұрын
Not always though , the proof is there to begin with seeing the reviews , the hairdresser dude was being filmed and still acted miserable , as did the botox guy and a few of the others
@locomotivelynnpacheco111
@locomotivelynnpacheco111 3 жыл бұрын
@@causetheplumstasteyum7848 ya you guys are right... How bout the driver's ed instructor, she seemed pretty ready for a disaster and had a little smile on her face the whole time lol 😂😂😂
@causetheplumstasteyum7848
@causetheplumstasteyum7848 3 жыл бұрын
@@locomotivelynnpacheco111 :D hehe , indeed , in truth i think the horrible looking buffet food would have been the worse experience
@DMWBN3
@DMWBN3 3 жыл бұрын
This dude cracks me up, his flow is uniquely funny.
@clairec9774
@clairec9774 2 жыл бұрын
I need so much more of this series 😂
@OrishaLovely
@OrishaLovely 2 жыл бұрын
The beginning had me rolling! Great editing lol
Who has won ?? 😀 #shortvideo #lizzyisaeva
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