FACT: Chuck Norris is the only guy who can wear '70s wardrobe and hairstyle and still look badass.
@Joe-dt3fo Жыл бұрын
He wears it to blind his opponents.... 😂👍
@cartoonjerk3 жыл бұрын
Before Chuck Norris left for college, he turned around and told his dad that "Now you are the man of the house!"
@justtom41793 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was once run over by a tank, he refused to pay damages 😎
@BR549-82 ай бұрын
RIP tank.
@Segaar29 күн бұрын
Rip joke...
@karlfriedrichtiedt27028 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@LukeSidler20052 жыл бұрын
I loved that line. "If you come back in here, i'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left."
@williamtobin7282 Жыл бұрын
He fucked it up..most people ate right handed so the right is a stronger punch, hence it goes like this" I'm going to hit you with so many LEFTS you'll be begging for a right..its called dark humor. The right ment to finish him off
@Joe-dt3fo Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris: always a good blow against the bad guys
@goodvibez693 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Joe-dt3fo Жыл бұрын
@@goodvibez693 👍👍💪🤣🤣🤣
@DLPfan-km8dc Жыл бұрын
God he is good God i know thats why i hired him 😂😂
@michaelweinmann36793 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris, putting the laughter back in manslaughter.
@jamezrobertz86386 жыл бұрын
"I didn't fight, I gave a motivational seminar". Pure Chuck Norris gold.
@maryeverling82382 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️😝😝😝💪🏻💯🇺🇸love it
@user-np5qb5fs8g2 жыл бұрын
@@maryeverling8238 как говорят тише едешь дальше будешь
@user-np5qb5fs8g2 жыл бұрын
@@maryeverling8238 штаб
@factenter67872 жыл бұрын
Nunchaku Norris
@jerrybrownell34157 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris never calls a wrong number. You just answered the wrong phone.
@douglaswilliams68346 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
@redhulk1116 жыл бұрын
Europa H2O Alien bahahhajaj!! Funny shit bro. Lol
@thepope24125 жыл бұрын
Jetty Brownell this is actually not true because Chuck Norris always calls the right person
@devonclash39934 жыл бұрын
@Europa H2O Alien buajajajaja
@alexpalmer91017 жыл бұрын
The "motivational seminar" is my favorite. Such a nice guy. "An elbow would've been a lot better..." LOL His straight face and calm demeanor are as great in their own way as his fighting skills.
@korruption66 жыл бұрын
Plus his food received compliments from Chuck Norris - he's set for life! =D
@jakep19795 жыл бұрын
This isn't Chuck Norris playing a movie role, its a documentary with camera crew following him around.
@thedkm-48942 жыл бұрын
....
@baseballman49582 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!!
@baseballman49582 жыл бұрын
Where’s the Braddock vs. The Rat scene??
@colensmoise2351 Жыл бұрын
Are you dumb
@arionivieira5703 Жыл бұрын
@@thedkm-4894 muito legal
@maj.d.sasterhikes98845 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris took a CPR class and actually brought the dummy to life.
@hannibalbarca41404 жыл бұрын
🤣
@foreyfriend1453 жыл бұрын
Some other version goes: " Put on your glasses dummy, I'm the instructaaghh".
@99mrpogi3 жыл бұрын
The aliens from a quiet place attacked Chuck norris for making too much noise. Chuck norris survives without a scratch while the aliens died upon close contact with chuck norris
@maj.d.sasterhikes98843 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally. When he returned, his shirt was ironed and he was holding a sandwich.
@foreyfriend1453 жыл бұрын
@@maj.d.sasterhikes9884 @2 more facts added.
@axelwulf62204 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he glares at it and dares it to grow
@markpayne38524 жыл бұрын
Zak Kaufman lol. When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, the tide refuses to come in.
@t-bertholstein67222 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't shoot guns, he scares the bullets out of them.
@kenp78142 жыл бұрын
"But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died." - Chuck Norris Expendables 2 - 2012
@iamjohnporter675 жыл бұрын
Even after all these years Chuck Norris is still a great actor!
@TheFreddyEduard5 жыл бұрын
Yes, he acting that he's a great fighter. But is you want to see his real fightings skills vs that of a little 7 to 10 year old girl, seacht then Chuck Norris vs Jesse-Jane McParland
@shadowman21925 жыл бұрын
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
@user-gz9md6gq4x2 жыл бұрын
Nice one 🐱🐱
@joeygonzo7 жыл бұрын
Before he goes to sleep, the boogeyman checks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris is not down there.
@davidcarder63643 жыл бұрын
Lol, that's some funny shit.
@mcedd542 жыл бұрын
Nice One!
@robgeorgia88016 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris went into a McDonald's and ordered a "Whopper". And he got one.
@kristophermathis85844 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris invented giraffes after he uppercutted a horse!!
@uptriverside1573 жыл бұрын
Good one
@enyaw863 жыл бұрын
Wait wait wait, the horse lived?
@sungodrah4 жыл бұрын
I came here to read all the Norris - isms in comments...and I wasn't disappointed !!!!! comedy gold!
@kevindoran92717 жыл бұрын
There will never be another Chuck!!!!!!!!!!
@czo7pres6747 жыл бұрын
Kevin Doran death is to scared to tell chuck that it is his time
@WalleywolfIdaho6 жыл бұрын
Actually Chuck Norris died years ago, but Death is too scared to collect....
@TheFreddyEduard6 жыл бұрын
Watch the trough about Chuck Norris at the newest reaction
@El_Segador15 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't join the army, the army joins Chuck Norris
@freddiemercury77834 жыл бұрын
These aren't movies, these are found footage clips of Chucks everyday life.
@MarvelFan19956 ай бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't need an invitation. The invitation needs Chuck Norris.
@jamalbaker44235 жыл бұрын
Vietnam has flashbacks of Chuck Norris
@marchrabbit854 жыл бұрын
When Chuck was in Korea
@CJ_75193 жыл бұрын
@@marchrabbit85, lol😅🤣😆!!!
@Izthefaithful6 жыл бұрын
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he saw he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
@stormydavis85466 жыл бұрын
The Hitman, was his most underrated film ever.
@rmisionero5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris had to hire doubles to do his kicks for him, because the studio couldn't afford to pay for the funerals of all the extras he would have killed.
@thomasritter31594 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who was one the stuntmen used in many Walker episodes because he is a karate expert. There was one particular incident where he was supposed to try to spin kick and hit Chuck. Chuck Norris missed his Mark and stepped into the kick. My buddy said he just stood there with his knees shaking hoping Chuck wouldn't get up and kill him. 😆
@BBQFanNo17 жыл бұрын
You call that a hit? That's a hit --- Chuck Norris
@randomscorpion20747 жыл бұрын
THAT FUCKIN KNOCKBACK PUNCH
@ericlester50334 жыл бұрын
John Wick:Who killed my dog? Everybody: It was Chuck Norris John Wick:I really didn't like that dog
@willdill72534 жыл бұрын
Eric Lester this is epic
@jacobmakono3894 жыл бұрын
..hahahahaha!
@darkspawn884 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@wencelusbirech75113 жыл бұрын
That was wacky
@lastbohemian6543 жыл бұрын
Dumb... Chuck Norris is no animal-killer He’s the good guy.. Cheers
@twoeightythreez5 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris sneezes, we know it as a Hurricane. Tsumami is simply a one word description of Chuck Norris farting while swimming at sea.
@TrevorMoses3122 ай бұрын
😳😆😆😆😆😆
@ps3shakes1237 жыл бұрын
Superman reads Chuck Norris comic books.
@e-curb5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once challenged Superman to a test of strength. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
@harithulasidalamappo69375 жыл бұрын
@@e-curb You killed me
@e-curb5 жыл бұрын
Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas to bed.
@devonclash39934 жыл бұрын
Superman is a student of Chuck😆😆
@axelwulf62204 жыл бұрын
Nightwing was trained by Batman Batman was trained by Chuck Norris
@bloodguzzler7 жыл бұрын
Yoda told Chuck Norris to use the force. Chuck Norris replied "I am the force"
@edTV20245 жыл бұрын
BloodGuzzler A force of One!!!!
@FabricioFF663 жыл бұрын
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Great!!!!!!!!!!!! FF
@omaraitkaci362 жыл бұрын
@@edTV2024 ٠٩
@Borntoraisehell10002 жыл бұрын
Yoda uses the Force...the Force uses Cuck Norris!
@dwayneflannery4 жыл бұрын
The 361 dislikes are the ones that got their ass handed to them by Chuck Norris
@captainsmoke16123 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't have emotions. Emotions have Chuck Norris.
@DarthVader19-775 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is so intimidating that even bullets are afraid to hit him.
@jaybdub774 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader yeah, but that happens to all 80s action heroes.
@99mrpogi3 жыл бұрын
Even venomous snakes are afraid to bite chuck norris
@shoot_the_glass56542 жыл бұрын
This one time someone tried to shoot Chuck Norris, the bullet stopped and asked for directions.
@gayfrog3526 жыл бұрын
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
@thepromiseman77455 жыл бұрын
@Providence OPC-Bradenton mmm I think so 😂😂
@ddrums0014 жыл бұрын
Hulk told Chuck Norris, “Hulk is the strongest there is!” Then Chuck Norris reply’ed, yeah...and?
@dennischang28034 жыл бұрын
And when Chuck Norris gets mad.... Run!
@jaquigreenlees2 жыл бұрын
@Jason Shoots Depends on if he is talking about the MCU or the Original Comic. In the MCU it was Bruce Banner, the comics David Banner.
@davidbarfield34895 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris's beard trims itself.
@vamnews6 жыл бұрын
ALL CHUCK NORRIS moments are remarkable!!!
@N0WYO15 жыл бұрын
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
@billt50556 жыл бұрын
chuck norris will live forever because death is scared of him
@theodoreparson43215 жыл бұрын
ear1yb1rd well when God is ready to get serious with Satan than he will send for Chuck Norris.
@brysengarner12045 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is actually dead.... Death is just to afraid to tell him
@alexmccleod2432 жыл бұрын
Santa Claus used to be a real person, but he forgot to leave Chuck Norris a gift one Christmas
@ninjaswordtothehead Жыл бұрын
Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
@henryjeckyl66474 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
@americansuperdad57693 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't use a nightlight because he's afraid of the dark, the dark uses a nightlight because it's afraid of Chuck Norris.
@johnwolf1475 Жыл бұрын
its holly wood you wierdo
@MoonScythe1 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, that night light is called the sun.
@americansuperdad5769 Жыл бұрын
@@MoonScythe1 lmao!
@apap15862 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is one of the great action stars of the '80s. Thank you Bruce Lee.
@TheJanette19805 жыл бұрын
I just love watching Chuck Norris's remarkable moments.
@norbertpecheq34276 жыл бұрын
We all can write our names into the snow by pissing...Chuck NMorris can do it into the concrete!
@badreedinedjellali13283 жыл бұрын
one's chuck Norris write he's name with pen in a mountain
@Coffee17767 жыл бұрын
The best move is the one where he slams a revolving door.
@jasongooding9874 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is a national treasure.
@mcbragg37796 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris does his Grocery Shopping at Home Depot
@wildman20126 жыл бұрын
And he has his nails done at True Value!
@justafanintexas79135 жыл бұрын
He would; that's how smart he is.
@postersandstuff4 жыл бұрын
Norris can chew thru wood like a termite , lol
@sophiaperennis23605 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris and Mr. T once punched each other. The known universe has been expanding ever since.
@davidschmidt60137 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...
@marcnesbitt15005 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA!
@anatolehresent33175 жыл бұрын
Pornohub
@anatolehresent33175 жыл бұрын
@@marcnesbitt1500 you can
@kristophermathis85844 жыл бұрын
That's great!
@rockabyebaby61112 жыл бұрын
It's called a sonic boom 💥💥😱😱
@TonyMontana-qv8cx6 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor.
@wizard94035 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris makes onions cry!
@brysengarner12045 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in
@HaywardEntertainment5 жыл бұрын
And the Doctor was forever scarred
@sonoftheson19773 жыл бұрын
The bogeyman checks underneath his bed for Chuck Norris.
@honeyasonja5223 жыл бұрын
G!! Takes one to know one eh Tony?🧐😉
@CO84trucker4 жыл бұрын
Every Chuck Norris moment it's remarkable!
@eddted2876 Жыл бұрын
Just like Chuck Norris a Smart Ass AMERICAN that proves himself worthy in action! Love his videos ! Especially, when he fought the Japanese Professor in a room.. that was a good Show Down!!
@aznboii18387 жыл бұрын
You know when ever chuck goes into the ocean all the sharks get out
@justafanintexas79135 жыл бұрын
Do you know why a shark won't bite Chuck Norris? Professional courtesy.
@smoothbro97114 жыл бұрын
Even jaws would say “ see ya later chuck”
@ericthom7265 жыл бұрын
Unlike another martial arts actor Chuck Norris is the real deal and he lives and practices the life
The movie "Anaconda" was filmed entirely inside Chuck Norris's pants.
@taibanganbakonjengbam69024 жыл бұрын
Epic😂😂😂
@eddted28762 жыл бұрын
The man, the gentleman, the master karate expert: Chuck Norris!
@TH-sn7mw3 жыл бұрын
When you look up Badass in the dictionary,Chuck’s picture is there.
@Random_Blip6 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is known to use a stunt double ... but only for crying scenes
@polishtheturdmickelson54736 жыл бұрын
LOL
@aaronharris80935 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@hiderunbride84315 жыл бұрын
Boy this is really funny
@kojak0135 жыл бұрын
It is true.. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer - too bad he never cries
@slappy89415 жыл бұрын
It's actually the stunt double who punches other actors, because when Chuck does it, they all die.
@loanathiess48885 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU CALL THAT A " HIT"? 💪 THAT'S A " HIT" 🤣🤣🤣
@charlessanders13424 жыл бұрын
I loved "lone wolf mcquad" -"code of silence". he basically looked the same from the 80's thru the walker, texas ranger era with his beard.
@ericblackmonmusicbass91755 жыл бұрын
Terrorist to Chuck Norris: "You are a dead man". Chuck: "I'm not afraid to die, are you?" Terrorist: "No. Allah protects us." Chuck: Then this shouldn't hurt."
@abunazirnouradin38884 жыл бұрын
One of mine best movies when i was a young boy...i wanted a beard like him but mine beard turns black and i look more too Bin Laden then too Chuck Norris.haha...
@kevalincowri5863 жыл бұрын
Remarkable, Chuck Norris is so strong. He easily man handles those bad guys like they're children. Sorted them out proper and showed them who is boss.
@sarlaccstapeworm990 Жыл бұрын
The ONLY guy who can do the whole, "That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" bit... WITHOUT the knife!!🤣👍
@ramirocastillo67126 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is the man this is the reason he can gargle peanut butter
@Joe-dt3fo Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris forces his opponents to gargle peanut butter
@Bodgemiester7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child. Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki
@joepoe86166 жыл бұрын
Bodgemiester ...noice......
@justafanintexas79135 жыл бұрын
That would explain his political stupidity. Thanx for the info....that nobody was asking for.
@Kevinwayne1995 жыл бұрын
@@justafanintexas7913 aww you mad bro?
@justafanintexas79135 жыл бұрын
@@Kevinwayne199 - No, just passing a correct comment.
@justafanintexas79135 жыл бұрын
@Kinosis79 - Sarcasm, Einstein, it's called sarcasm.
@gybx40946 жыл бұрын
They say that merely one still frame photo from a Chuck Norris movie is worth more Oscars than the Motion Picture Academy could pay for in a million years.
@BBQFanNo17 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris for President of the United States
@HullsColby7 жыл бұрын
Too bad its trump. I wished it was deez nuts.
@udaykadam54555 жыл бұрын
*Global president
@justafanintexas79135 жыл бұрын
Norris knows as much about politics as an aardvark knows about a bank holiday.
@cobbsta885 жыл бұрын
He endorses removing the separation of church and state, and he's a creationist...
@billmurray74734 жыл бұрын
If Chuck Norris ran for President, Putin, Kim Jong Un, & Xi Jinping would just run.......away.
@SheldonAdama173 жыл бұрын
Jesus walked on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.
@KretinzUnited5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
@axelwulf62204 жыл бұрын
No, dude That's Bruce Lee The only guy to defeat Chuck Norris
@edwelndiobel15672 жыл бұрын
lol i like this one
@bombermanefx7 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once shot down a jet fighter by pointing his finger and yelling bang.
@jpx87936 жыл бұрын
The term "dead ringer" originated when an idiot was seated near Chuck Norris in a theater, and was foolish enough not to turn his cell off.
@lieutenantdan85417 жыл бұрын
some people say air force isnt the best branch, then i have to remind them chuck norris was in the air force
@danconner5045 жыл бұрын
Really? The United States Army has the most decorated soldier in World War Two. Lt. Murphy. I do like Mr. Norris, but Mr. Norris never saw combat. So, I do feel that the Army had the best of the best. And you have to understand that all of Mr. Norris actions are planned for him for stage. Now I wouldn't what to be up against him because I know what he can do and I have respect for his training. But Lt Murphy didn't have a script, his actions came out of his desire to live and keep his fellow soldiers alive.
@justafanintexas79135 жыл бұрын
@@danconner504 - And in a real fight, Norris kills him - period. And, I'm no fan of Norris.
@billmurray74735 жыл бұрын
If you ever visit Camp Red Cloud , in Korea, you might see a wall-size picture of Chuck Norris. He studied Martial Arts and Tae Kwon Do while he was stationed there.
@danconner5045 жыл бұрын
@@justafanintexas7913 I never said that Mr. Murphy would win in a fight with Mr. Norris. What is it that I said that brought that on? They are both great Americans with Mr. Murphy having a great Military career and Mr. Norris having a great film career in films. Mr. Norris made films honoring both the Military and Law Enforcement. He went on to become an honorary member of the fame Texas Rangers. He also went on to become a Reserve Police Officer I believe in Dallas Police Department. So, my comment was in no way derespecting Mr. Norris. Sorry I lite a flame under your tail
@gregbuck7014 жыл бұрын
@@billmurray7473 Tang Soo Do was his first discipline.
@phayzyre10526 жыл бұрын
Before he even goes to bed the bogeyman has to check under his bed for Chuck Norris!
@eaglehood2247 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't run, but is making the world go round
@markleahy7706Ай бұрын
Chuck’s tears can cure cancer. But he never cries
@debbymccormack89345 жыл бұрын
What? No "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!" lol, my favorite line ever.
@CasperDunning4 жыл бұрын
The best line is from Invasion USA, it's just after the terrorists try to blow up the church with a suitcase bomb, he's on the roof above them and says "didn't work huh? Now it will" touch the two wires together and blows up terrorists. The other good one is after the terrorists plant the bomb on the side of the school bus, Chuck grabs it catches up to their car and says "I think you forgot this" and plants the bomb on the very front of the hood of their car.
@frenchify75066 жыл бұрын
Back when standing still and letting the opponent knock you out was the real way to fight
@JozefZemla2 жыл бұрын
they were afraid to run away from Chuck Norris
@movetherunner4 жыл бұрын
In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Chuck Norris. Amen.
@tedtrucks3 жыл бұрын
Before the Grim Reaper goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
@steverodgers84253 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris went for a walk in the forest. Suddenly a Grizzly Bear leapt onto the trail in front of him. The great beast charged him but when it got close enough to recognize Chuck Norris it stopped and began eating itself.
@jasonirelan44875 жыл бұрын
5:43 Hellbound is one of my favorite movies with Chuck Norris starring in it.
@dtyodeller4 жыл бұрын
Jason Irelan I own it.
@mortb92 жыл бұрын
Anthony Blinken talking tough to Russia is about as funny as Chuck Norris saying "Please, don't hurt me." lolololol
@schymark99457 жыл бұрын
!!!THE REAL CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!
@denisgabrielcontrerasferna66126 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris mi idolo marcial, un gran guerrero , un gran ser humano, toda una leyenda, y un ejemplo de vida cristiano
@EM-xb1uc2 жыл бұрын
I admire Chuck Norris. 👍
@BeedeoJunkie5 жыл бұрын
Those aren't Chuck Norris' movies and TV shows. Those are documentaries of his day to day life.
@RushWorkingMan25 күн бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the world down.
@Markus_Andrew4 жыл бұрын
When Chuck Norris goes to the pool, he kicks cement in the bullies' faces
@1aredhel1276 жыл бұрын
I missed the opportunity to meet Mr. Norris when my land was used for filming. Wish I had.
@Valelacerte6 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris doesn't use land; land makes itself available to Chuck Norris.
@dtyodeller4 жыл бұрын
1Aredhel1 2 One of my old instructors teaches at one of his schools now and has gotten to meet him several times. I’m super jealous cuz he was my martial arts idol growing up.
@dtyodeller4 жыл бұрын
Which movie?
@gorn91614 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
@martin-marcin971 Жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris - The Legend...💪😃👍
@andrechaparro20096 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is one of greatest actors and fighters in history
@cegatocollov6 жыл бұрын
not at all: Chuck Norris is the only ONE GREATEST....Forever!
@akeemmohammed97355 жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee best him
@akeemmohammed97355 жыл бұрын
I meant beat
@theelder915 жыл бұрын
don't think so....
@hitmanpro19975 жыл бұрын
@@akeemmohammed9735 bruce lee is unfortunately dead then chuck is still one of best
@sambonelife74856 жыл бұрын
There used to be a street called Chuck Norris but its name had to be changed because no one crossed it and lived to talk about it.