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@igorbush840 7 күн бұрын

Крутой Чак Норрис!

@BrianAdams-dt1ks 7 күн бұрын

I've never watched a minute of this clown's TV show or movies. They most appeal to 14 year old boys who've been bullied seems to me. I believe Norris was probably a kid who was picked on and decided to start taking karate to "learn how to beat up people." I've seen it a hundred times. The geekiest boys always want to take karate. Most don't stick with it, but Norris did. He still comes across as a nerd even though he's always beating people up.

@Banryu-s3n 18 күн бұрын

Chuck Norris can unscramble a scrambled egg.

@DemocratsRPedos 21 күн бұрын

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally. He came back with his shirt pressed and a sandwich.

@DemocratsRPedos 21 күн бұрын

The only reason Chuck Norris runs, is to keep the world spinning.

@DemocratsRPedos 21 күн бұрын

Chuck Norris died last night, but he got better.

@mattmcdermott6510 22 күн бұрын

Chuck Norris was dropped twice at birth, once on Hiroshima once on Nagasaki.

@EarlSinclair97 29 күн бұрын

Chuck Norris once strangled a man with a cordless phone.

@edwardfernandes6166 Ай бұрын

My favorite Action Actor

@paulwolf6925 Ай бұрын

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

@torvilasulvstle362 Ай бұрын

Way to go, trumpers!

@RushWorkingMan Ай бұрын

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the world down.

@torvilasulvstle362 Ай бұрын

And down went the trumpers!

@jamesrussell7030 Ай бұрын

Chuck norris once got shot and while at the hospital he was later told the bullet was in critical condition.😂

@fredericklockard3854 2 ай бұрын

Covid 19 gets the Chuck Norris vaccine

@j.jmcquade5278 2 ай бұрын

The Sun was told not to look directly at Chuck Norris during the Eclipse

@user-bj4py4om1q 2 ай бұрын

He also has a fist in his beard/

@edsalinas9996 2 ай бұрын

I heard Chuck Norris went to the "Virgen Islands", when got back, they were just known as "The Islands".

@greggbrowder3453 2 ай бұрын

One of the few real martial artists.

@user-sz2ri2yb3p 2 ай бұрын

Chyck Norris turds make the fuel for inter galatic travel to possible

@pdegrote6172 2 ай бұрын

The sound is too weak

@markleahy7706 2 ай бұрын

Chuck’s tears can cure cancer. But he never cries

@pierreroyer6192 2 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris est tellement fort... Il est le seul a savoir où se trouve "ornicar"... il a déjà compté 2 fois jusqu.à l.infini... oui oui

@danielkilby2404 2 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris once visited the sun to work on his tan, he still came back white.

@asmbeers 2 ай бұрын

Every F-word the director thought he had to have was undeeded, and ruined the film.

@thomastoolcompanyllc.7349 2 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris is awesome... 🤩🤩🤩 You know underneath his beard is another fist....

@cameltanker1286 2 ай бұрын

Even Chuck Norris checks under his bed every night for a Clinton.

@Fatherofheroesandheroines 2 ай бұрын

Chuck once got suck with the flu on Walker Texas Ranger. His beard stood in for him.

@thommys.6240 2 ай бұрын

Chuck Norris grillt unter Wasser 😂

@wrath-of-bath1920 2 ай бұрын

Spam callers don't call Chuck Norris, he calls them!

@joecool2125 2 ай бұрын

I came here for the comments and they don’t disappoint. 🤣😂

@Classicrocker6119 3 ай бұрын

Chuck should give more “motivational seminars!”

@saintdannycliffordclark 3 ай бұрын

WACKY WINGS: you've had mass troubles not following your own 'golden rules' such as: be careful what you order... you simply might get it eh?? and then some.... but you have sat there hiding behind the mini BREAD FACTORY from DON BURTON blaspheming the police department not divulging to the public eye that yous were abusing a scripture that the police department and the bread factory and WACKY WINGS have been of the love of BREAD [money] serving both GOD and MONEY [BREAD] with each other... not wanting to look the police in the eyes, having black brick and tinted windows being an intentional coward [chicken] egging the police department on as if, for example, while illegally impersonating under cover police, giving out false permissions for organized crime activities to take place here at sudbury. jeez, simply because sudbury police had a few bad police officers, you attempted to take the entire thing "to the bank" about it and even while i sat outside waiting for yas, yas sat in your god f-ing damn ugly WACKY WINGS business not coming outside to confront me. so... entire regressing of being CHICKEN-COWARDS, you really thought you could draw in a claim that the good side crossed the lines against yous FIRST... blah!!