Remy: Fortnight (Taylor Swift Parody)

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23 күн бұрын

A tale from the Tortured Public Servants Department.
Government employees and their office desks are never, ever, ever getting back together.
Watch all of Remy's Reason TV music videos here: • Remy Music Videos
Taylor Swift "Fortnight" parody written by Remy; performed by Remy and Austin Bragg; music tracks, mastering, and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom.
LYRICS:
Temporarily sent away but
They forgot to come and get me
A barely-functioning bureaucrat
Nobody noticed my new aesthetic
COVID's still a thing
Though that won't keep me from mid-day Soul Cycle
Meeting with our agency?
Expect to see three blank screens and Michael
Cuz every fortnight I am in the office one day
It is so hard working every other Monday
I click "leave-on-doorstep" but the
GrubHub driver rings my doorbell
I want to kill him
All my mornings are Sundays stuck in an
Endless commissary
If you ever try reaching us
The effects are pulmonary
And my phone rings it's ruining my life (I'm sick and it's ruining my life)
We come in one day every fortnight (You come in one day every fortnight?)
Cuz every fortnight I am in the office one day
It is so hard working every other Monday
In my backyard I have uncooked burger patties on the table
I want to grill them
I tried calling ya, but you don't pick up
Another fortnight lost in America
I tried calling ya, but you don't pick up
Another fortnight lost in America

Пікірлер: 125

@republicoftexas3261 21 күн бұрын

"I've worked in the private sector. They expect results."

@FKLinguista 18 күн бұрын

Great quote from Ghostbusters

@ryanwilliams989 18 күн бұрын

The fact that there is already an excessive amount of demand awaiting its absorption, despite how everyone is frightened and calling the crash, is another reason why it is less likely to occur that way. 2008 saw no one, at least not the broad public, making this forecast, as I'll explain below. The ownership rate was noted to have peaked in 2004 in the other comment. Having previously peaked in the second quarter of 2020, we are currently at the median level. Between 2008 and 2012, it dropped by 3%, and by the second quarter of 2020, it had dropped from 68 to 65.

@StellaMaris-lv2uq 18 күн бұрын

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@maryHenokNft 18 күн бұрын

I agree, that's the more reason I prefer my day to day investment decisions being guided by an advisor seeing that their entire skillset is built around going long and short at the same time both employing risk for its asymmetrical upside and laying off risk as a hedge against the inevitable downward turns, coupled with the exclusive information/analysis they have, it's near impossible to not out-perform, been using my advisor for over 2years+ and I've netted over 2.8million.

@maryHenokNft 18 күн бұрын

She's known as *Gertrude Margaret Quinto* One of the finest portfolio managers in the field. She's widely recognized; you should take a look at her work.

@BiancaSherly-qt6sb 18 күн бұрын

thanks for sharing this, I am in conversations with your advisor, and she really has substance, having interviewed her properly and reviewed her model, I am hoping she takes me on quite seriously too

@user-ls1uj5tr2m 17 күн бұрын

What's worse, these guys or the porn bots?

@OmegaTou 21 күн бұрын

If you think you hate government bureaucrats, you don't hate them nearly enough.

@tabcat 19 күн бұрын

One of these days I'll have to listen to the songs Remy is parodying.

@va3svd 16 күн бұрын

Watch the actual video of Fortnight and then rewatch this. It becomes 20x funnier.

@Liberty4Ever 21 күн бұрын

I'm sending this to my friend who is a recently retired federal employee (a nearly indistinguishable and meaningless transition) whose wife is a state government manager who is still working from home.

@RandomHandle120 21 күн бұрын

Government employee here when COVID was in full swing. My experience was pretty much a fully paid, nearly year-long vacation. I woke up in the morning, spent 10 minutes checking my email to see if anything was going (9 out of 10 times there was nothing going on), had breakfast, went out to the park to work out, took a shower, had lunch, took a nap, and the rest of the day was spent either watching TV or working on my personal software projects. Best year of my life!

@AbrasiveScotsman 21 күн бұрын

It was horrible. Seriously. I can't stand the feeling I'm not earning my pay.

@DugrozReports 21 күн бұрын

OP: this sounds amazing. I have so many "I will do that someday" projects!!!

@merpius 21 күн бұрын

@@AbrasiveScotsmanthis feeling is common in the private sector. You won't last long in the public sector with that feeling.

@davidrhenderson1950 21 күн бұрын

Please pay us back.

@OmegaTou 21 күн бұрын

My tax dollars at work. I want a refund.

@merpius 21 күн бұрын

The solution here is to both a) get rid of the empty offices entirely; no "once every fortnite" and b) get rid of the unproductive employees. Having productive employees working from home is a savings, not a cost. Having unproductive employees working from anywhere is a cost, not a savings.

@Liberty4Ever 21 күн бұрын

Austin Bragg as the face tattooed GrubHub gig worker make me spew milk out my nose and it's been decades since I consumed milk.

@Utred2012 18 күн бұрын

What about white lightning?

@Liberty4Ever 18 күн бұрын

@@Utred2012 - That's a two year old Remy video. A fellow fan, I see.

@Utred2012 18 күн бұрын

@@Liberty4Ever I was merely wondering if the decades since consuming milk accounted for white lightning, or merely an (understandable) non-interest in the commercial stuff.

@cleverwitticismhere6922 18 күн бұрын

Remote work actually was a good thing for my department. We always had good metrics, so it's easy to notice whenever someone is slacking. As long as our remote numbers remain the same or better than our on-site numbers then they're perfectly content to let us remain remote indefinitely. Probably not a good method for work that is more ambiguous and difficult to track. Remote work isn't for everyone. Some people just don't have the discipline for it, but I really appreciate the flexibility as well as saving both time and money.

@owlfrog 21 күн бұрын

I work in a mortgage company and we work with HUD for FHA-insured loans. Today I had to explain to a borrower that HUD is in the office one day a month and that is the only day we can get them to sign anything on FHA mortgages, which was going to cause the borrower potential issues with closing. Should have sent them this song.

@lisaroper421 21 күн бұрын

😢

@1dullgeek 21 күн бұрын

There are two things bad about federal employees 1. They get paid either by taxing me or inflating away the value of the dollars I earned 2. They make laws and bureaucracy If the employees that are skipping the office are those on the enforcement side of policy, this is actually an improvement.

@MFinmaster 18 күн бұрын

Remy is a hero. He keeps us all sane.

@jumpanama 21 күн бұрын

As someone that worked for the DoD over Covid this was basically 2 years of my life. I'm sending it to all my ex coworkers 🤣

@carlthecaveman 21 күн бұрын

My wife walking through the room: "Why do you look so angry?" Me: **Thinking about the entire three months a year that my earnings go to support a bloated corrupted federal bureaucracy.** A parody this mellow shouldn't ignite such a righteous fury in me.

@ledzeppelin1212 21 күн бұрын

Four months if you count inflation!!

@d.johnson 21 күн бұрын

"I want to grill them" lost it

@crimson90 21 күн бұрын

Remy is a gem-a true American.

@brent4073 21 күн бұрын

This much waste happens when the govt has full access to the money printer..

@Weirdomanification 21 күн бұрын

Also, access to immense amounts of coerced tax revenue, which makes bond buyers comfortable with low interest rates.

@Scrogan 20 күн бұрын

Doesn’t really matter how they got it, what matters is it’s ultimately other peoples’ money.

@Ranguvar13 21 күн бұрын

The hugging scene is so precious, hahaha! Thanks for the best parody music videos anywhere, Remy and team

@KC9UDX 21 күн бұрын

I'm so happy that federal buildings are going unused, but

@kevingrierson2331 21 күн бұрын

The government rents the spaces in these buildings. People working from homes saves millions a year. But I agree, the less of these buildings being used, in theory, the better. Especially if these workers are working away from Washington DC.

@triplea657aaa 21 күн бұрын

My sister works for the government and she actually works hard and has been getting massive recognition and promotions because she actually DOES work...

@va3svd 20 күн бұрын

She sounds great. It must be amazing being blessed with a sister like that, and a girlfriend from Canada you met over the summer who’s so amazing and beautiful to boot!

@notme222 20 күн бұрын

It's important to remember that the problem isn't the workers, it's the structure that isn't accountable for results. The best public employees will find themselves frustrated because they'd like to help more and can't.

@va3svd 19 күн бұрын

I love every one of Remy’s songs, but this parody video is the best yet. The shot of him and the Grubhub driver on the profile of his face was beyond hilarious.

@largefarva4712 21 күн бұрын

Another reminder of why we need to work so hard.

@edwise8927 17 күн бұрын

my job requires me to deal with multibel gov agencys and they take month to do little things like sign one doc. when i get through to them somtimes there like "oh let me look adn it takes 10 min to take care of it. im like you couldnt do this all these month we were waiting on ya? it just makes me so mad

@wilsonkline8169 17 күн бұрын

This is really good.

@CB-vt3mx 14 күн бұрын

I'm just amazed that some of these people have time for the shenanigans while teleworking...my job has expanded a lot since I started teleworking. I just don't get it...

@heatherhopfinger3942 21 күн бұрын

Remy when an office building closed down in St Louis Mo there was graffiti and it was destroyed on the inside still standing so a parody of Still standing would be imperative for that building

@FifthConcerto 21 күн бұрын

Essential employees, ladies and gentlemen. The most worthless pieces of shirt in the world.

@lawrencebarrett4997 21 күн бұрын

I don't think working from home is a problem. I would actually love to see gov. workers leave DC and start living in small towns across america. If they can do nothing while working remotely, then its not like they were doing anything useful while in the office.

@mattolfson9230 18 күн бұрын

Boy! Speaking as a state employee (don't judge me, bro) ... I wish. It's the exact opposite; one optional remote day per fortnight (2 weeks).

@musicalcharge 17 күн бұрын

Guess I'm old now, I had no idea what the original song this parodies was.

@kento7899 20 күн бұрын

Never seen the original video and probably never will. Don't need to as this video is no doubt better than the original.

@jamesgriffyn 21 күн бұрын

Thas a rad Grubhub deliveryman

@bozimmerman 21 күн бұрын

Austin Bragg. You may remember him from Andrew Heaton's comedy sketches. Funny dude.

@lisaroper421 21 күн бұрын

Remy is the GOAT

@TickedOffPriest 21 күн бұрын

I am not sure what is worse, paying them while they produce no utility... Or them not making our lives miserable.

@nicholasstephens1349 17 күн бұрын

Catchy❤

@enochofmi 18 күн бұрын

Michigan's state capitol is still dead. Barely any reason to look both ways crossing the street downtown in the middle of the day. Also, when Covid started I was working for the state government in a support role. The folks we supported got kicked off the job, but we didn't so our job was to monitor a phone line which we knew would never ring. Then they gave us all federal money by giving us a "partial layoff." Basically we worked 4 days a week and ended up getting a raise from PPP.

@macsnafu 21 күн бұрын

Well, that sounds pretty good. I'll have to look up the original song!

@grantjohnson4810 21 күн бұрын

Don't waste your time.

@AbrasiveScotsman 21 күн бұрын

Watching this while trying (largely unsuccessfully) to work from home. Honestly it's pretty soul destroying working a job so inconsequential that no one cares if you come in or not. I'm trying to get out and find a job where I'll have to work harder just to retain my sanity...

@greorbowlfinder7078 21 күн бұрын

Wanna work hard to maintain your sanity? Have you tried teaching?

@AbrasiveScotsman 21 күн бұрын

@@greorbowlfinder7078 I never noticed the unintentional alternative parsing of that last sentence. ;-) The _only_ thing I am currently working very hard on is retaining my sanity _because_ there isn't enough important work for me in my job. I''m not one of those guys who can just put his feet up and embrace the suck. It feels like a waste of life. Oddly enough I am in teaching, albeit at a University. Non-tenure track and haven't had a promotion in nearly a decade, despite repeatedly being promised one to string me along and keep me around. University is largely credential-selling these days and it makes me feel like a dodgy used car salesman. I've seriously looked at retraining as a school teacher because I think that would be more valuable. However., I've a wife and kids to provide for and my salary failing to keep pace with cost of living increases means our savings are almost gone. I really don't understand the people who celebrate "working" in their pyjamas. Maybe it's easier if you were raised middle-class? My Irish Catholic nana raised me to _work_

@dragoon1027 21 күн бұрын

Its ACKTCHUALLY one day a week not every two weeks. The actual managers/leaders are in basically everyday though. Its the mid level people who are skating by. Of course I'm bottom of the totem pole and come in 4/5 days a week.

@richardparadox163 21 күн бұрын

As a Swiftie who lives in DC, I appreciate this

@whousa642 21 күн бұрын

The only reason to subscribe to reason

@theondono 21 күн бұрын

Last time I was this early government employees at least cared about looking busy

@Skilliard 21 күн бұрын

There's been plenty of studies that flexible work arrangements boosts productivity. The media narrative that work from home hurts productivity has been debunked so many times, but it continues getting perpetuated. Anecdotally, there are a small handful of workers that abuse the privilege, but there are people that slack in the office, too. The answer isn't forcing people into cubicles, it's holding people accountable for getting work done. Managers need to check in with employees regularly and verify that progress is being made, find out if there's any blockers, etc. Rather than across the board return to office policies, low performers need to be held accountable. If you really cared about saving taxpayers money, we'd be complaining about the government renewing leases on offices they aren't using. Work from home would be a huge money saver if office leases were allowed to expire.

@AbrasiveScotsman 21 күн бұрын

I think it depends on the sector. Jobs with a necessary human-facing component can be tricky remotely. I teach in a University and our remote learning classes during COVID absolutely sucked. It has had a knock-on effect when returning to in-person teaching as well as all the undergrads have stunted social skills now. I have a class where I let them interact with the slides using their smartphones and they are unbelievably enthusiastic about this. But in the very same lecture when I ask them questions, all I get is a sea of blank faces - no one is brave enough to speak up.

@LG-pt5kt 21 күн бұрын

@@AbrasiveScotsman Oh I can answer this one. Do you know what happens to the odd student who interacts with the material in front of other students? They get into polarized conversations where they get painted as a villain for not already knowing an answer. They get given all the work load in group projects. The teacher threatens their grade because the teacher's ego was bruised by an inexperienced kid who doesn't know how to debate effectively or "politely".

@AbrasiveScotsman 21 күн бұрын

@@LG-pt5kt I won't say that doesn't happen in Uni, but it doesn't happen in my class. I just like to know they're awake 😜 There really does seem to be a lot of resistance to speaking up in class. We know a lad who's one of the most autistic kids you could meet, so not exactly outgoing. He was pulled aside by his classmates at Uni for asking questions in class and "making them look bad".

@LynyrdSkynyrd.4Ever 21 күн бұрын

As a computer programmer the quality of my work improved with working from home because it stopped the constant interruptions that destroyed my train of thought. But working from home hurt my career because no one could "see" me working

@eurospec 21 күн бұрын

This was beautiful

@jimbo9305 21 күн бұрын

I'm all for work from home, as long as the job is getting done. I doubt the job is getting done though. And more to the root of the problem, the government never should have been doing the job anyway.

@Death_by_Tech 21 күн бұрын

Of all people who I thought would understand that the office buildings being empty is an opportunity to save money rather than a useless expense it would be you!

@GregPiperWriter 21 күн бұрын

They pay to rent the buildings with your money.

@PaulTheBeav 21 күн бұрын

What song is this a parody of?

@invictus2336 12 күн бұрын

Please please please find a way to do a parody for "Mambo Number 5" when QE Number 5 happens.

@onetwothreeabc 21 күн бұрын

Masterpiece.

@jefferydebbink282 21 күн бұрын

I work a real job that fires me if I don’t show up for work, and I have to be in the office minimum 3 days a week. I accomplish more in a day than most federal employees do in a month.

@ledzeppelin1212 21 күн бұрын

I'm glad there's some accountability at your work.

@TheRealMeaney 21 күн бұрын

How did you get Post Malone in this?

@ProductBasement 21 күн бұрын

I bet Tom MacDonald would have been the delivery driver if you asked him nicely

@va3svd 19 күн бұрын

The real question is whether or not Ben Shapiro would’ve.

@ProductBasement 19 күн бұрын

@@va3svd for ReasonTV? Probably not

@va3svd 19 күн бұрын

@@ProductBasement Meh, he’s been linked with other Reason intersects like Mike Rowe and John Stossel. True, he doesn’t lend himself much to other rightist- or liberty-aligned organizations other than DW, but it’d be awesome to see him in a Remy video. AFAIR, Remy has been featured before on DW.

@justingolden21 21 күн бұрын

Welcome to government where nothing gets done and you pay for it. And if something DOES get done, it's worse than having nothing done.

@myrtlealley 17 күн бұрын

I'm doing my part by not doing my part

@drizl5 15 күн бұрын

#LibertyRadio

@samkominowski6394 19 күн бұрын

So funny MTG remy also makes political videos

@greorbowlfinder7078 21 күн бұрын

Bubble baths are far more productive than any meeting in a federal job. Don't judge.

@TRyan3 21 күн бұрын

@12vscience 20 күн бұрын

I got layed off from two jobs during covid. I wonder how many government employees did.

@_steffix_2156 21 күн бұрын

1 година тому ,( до речі цей коментар був написаний 10.05.2024 о 18:48 )

@drew786 21 күн бұрын

Paying government employees to stay home is probably better than paying them to do their jobs. The only thing better is not paying them at all.

@MR.SHOCKING 12 күн бұрын

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@notthefbi7932 21 күн бұрын

Maybe this is where some of the billions Newsom can't find 🤔

@matthewsgauge 21 күн бұрын

Once a fortnight? I thought it was once a month.

@GregPiperWriter 21 күн бұрын

We need to make this Remy 's full time job

@ntvirtue 21 күн бұрын

All desk jobs should be WFH. Then all that office space can be converted to residential housing.

@kevingrierson2331 21 күн бұрын

Especially since these buildings cost the government, thus the taxpayers, millions per year, per building.

@JackDecker63 21 күн бұрын

👍👍👍👍

@EternallyRound 21 күн бұрын

I have to rewatch every Remy vid a few times to find the Easter Eggs like Noah Rival.

@grizwoldphantasia5005 21 күн бұрын

Oh, man, those cameos!

@averagejoey2000 21 күн бұрын

just graduated from college and landed a job with the federal government as a deck officer. can't wait

@grantjohnson4810 21 күн бұрын

Better lyrics than the original, but the melody is still just as repetitive and bland as the whole album.

@EternallyRound 21 күн бұрын

Is that Post Malone making grubhub deliveries?

@brichard9485 21 күн бұрын

Cherokee County Georgia has doubled property taxes and wants to raise sales tax in The Last 5 Years, in order to hire and retain the best talent we're told the ballot includes only approving of the returning incumbent not even a writing for any position don't think of making any changes at your property without making proper tributes of hundreds of dollars.... I know someone who was forced to hire a street sweeper hire a street sweeper to clean dirt off of the Gravel Road they live on and it's not even County maintained! I wish I were making that up...

@TXGRunner 14 күн бұрын

Never heard this Taylor Swift song. I couldn't get through it, it's that incoherent and boring. Remy's version is far better musically. Of course Remy's lyrics are way better.