Remy: This is CNN

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8 жыл бұрын

Remy is back to highlight what CNN considers news.
Written and performed by Remy. Music Mastered by Ben Karlstrom. Shot and Edited by Austin Bragg.
About 2 minutes.
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LYRICS:
Finally, what has gotten into Russia's top Olympian?
Needles, apparently.
More on that later as we yield for Breaking News.
Ed? Thank You.
Breaking news that's horribly tragic
and if your children are watching, we warn you, it's graphic
our lead story tonight atop the report
was Donald Trump eating chicken with a knife and a fork?
Plus, this Trump supporter is 11 years old
so what are his thoughts on the--are you reading the scroll?
who he thinks is best fit to lead us
and would he have voted for Obamacare he was a fetus?
Look, I really don't mean to step on your staging
but it seems like there's war and some battles are raging
reporting the news--is that not our vow?
You know what, you're right. I'll cover it now
Well the war continues (yes!) on Twitter as planned (no…)
between Donald Trump and a Littleton man
The fighting is fierce, no sight of the end
follow it all on our app--you're watching CNN
What I mean's while we're reading these trivial mysteries
people are dying, we're losing our liberties
They're inside our…wow…isn't that banned?
Inside our hardware. I understand.
They could be in your phone at this very moment
Pokemons! This town is Pokemon Go-ing
Plus, this expensive beer--how hoppy's the taste?
Fareed Zakaria is here to copy and paste.
Look, I really just think that there's stuff that we missed
Like, holy crap, is that true? Does that list exist?
Cover the news. Shake up the ranks.
Yes! Do that. I'd lost my way. Thanks.
Well it's a hidden document upon which fates swing
Fortune cookie fortunes--who's writing those things!?
Plus, a man with no parachute just took a dive
in today's most newsworthy instance of one flung from the sky
I know this is tough so forgive the belittling
Rome is engulfed and we're sitting here fiddling
executive orders, economy stuttering
these are the stories we're sitting here covering?
War in Afghanistan, hurt in Iraq
you'd need $5 foot-longs for Turkey this bad
Can we cut his mic?
Well, the war on whistleblowers continued today
we'll update the condition of that Little League referee
Plus, it took the Olympics by storm, but what is it like to cup someone?
Josh Duggar is in the studio...

Пікірлер: 555

@AKlover 8 жыл бұрын

Pretty fair depiction of CNN.

@draszi 8 жыл бұрын

mainstream media*

@Neceros 8 жыл бұрын

*every news outlet

@connoroflynn1750 8 жыл бұрын

+Neceros American news maybe

@connoroflynn1750 8 жыл бұрын

+Average Joe Maybe in your shit country. Not mine.

@whynotbrosay 8 жыл бұрын

+Obiwan Youknowme BBC is worse than all of them and don't get me started German news.

@austinreed5659 7 жыл бұрын

Wow, Remy was anti-CNN before anti-CNN was cool

@JohnSmith-dd3zi 5 жыл бұрын

Austin Reed Oh those days when only critizising FOX was socially acceptable.

@timothyjacksondrake4454 3 жыл бұрын

My Grandpa was calling them the communist news network 30 years ago.

@Altaranalt 7 жыл бұрын

"Rome is engulfed and we're sitting here fiddling." That's a beautiful line.

@Mirgeee 2 жыл бұрын

I think this is a reference to the Great Fire of Rome, right? Where Nero, an insane roman emperor, allegedly set the Rome on fire just for the spectacle which he wanted to accompany with his lyre playing. I guess there is an analogy in that CNN is also contributing to the fire while fiddling to it.

@josenoway8265 8 жыл бұрын

It's funny. It's not. It's sad. It's true....

@RetroFurui 8 жыл бұрын

It's funny because it's true.

@jccusell 6 жыл бұрын

Ultimately the best humor is pure truth.

@jumbowana 7 жыл бұрын

This is criminally underviewed.

@munchmafuziquchi2965 7 жыл бұрын

Still more informative than an actual CNN report.

@TorenDP 4 жыл бұрын

Still more informative that actual fox news fake news.

@jackalenterprisesofohio 3 жыл бұрын

@@TorenDP well I mean they don't even news about foxes.

@mikes9339 2 жыл бұрын

@@TorenDP low information voter detected

@sguinn91 Жыл бұрын

More informative than any of them. HAHAHA!😂

@cristianarreola8582 6 жыл бұрын

"Well the war continues..." "Yes" "...on Twitter, as planned!" "No"

@LibertyPen 8 жыл бұрын

outstanding!

@Pheer777 3 жыл бұрын

Love your channel

@greyerskullz 3 жыл бұрын

@@Pheer777 so do I

@king_noah_2692 3 жыл бұрын

@@greyerskullz so do I

@honestabe6926 3 жыл бұрын

Cool to see you here! Btw, your newsletter is awesome :)

@k1m625 8 жыл бұрын

fuckin brilliant

@MyCatFooed 8 жыл бұрын

Indeedy!!!

@83joonior 8 жыл бұрын

Yes.. sad and accurate, too.

@snubbelbuff1471 8 жыл бұрын

@ramathorn1982 8 жыл бұрын

Took the words right out of my mouth.

@asleeperj 6 жыл бұрын

Literally what I was about to type.

@user-vd2jk7dl3p 8 жыл бұрын

CNN's 4 viewers disliked this.

@JesterStuttle 8 жыл бұрын

This is going to go viral!

@snubbelbuff1471 8 жыл бұрын

@robertcrego3997 8 жыл бұрын

It'd be a crime if it doesn't.

@xtheshredderxx5473 7 жыл бұрын

Robert Crego apparently a crime was committed

@puppetsock 7 жыл бұрын

Not too long ago, there was a rebellion among the military in Turkey. And I happened to stop on CNN because they were showing live video from the streets of a city in Turkey. And there was a line of tanks on a bridge. In front there were several guys in military uniform. And approaching were a group of civilians waving flags and signs and such. The military fired over the heads of the crowd. Very high over their heads, no chance of hitting anybody. But the crowd kept coming. Then the military fired into the ground in front of the crowd. The crowd kept coming. Then the military leveled their rifles at the crowd.And I'm in my living room bouncing up and down and shouting at the TV. Am I really going to see this?Well, no. I'm not. CNN went to commercial. 12 solid minutes of commercial. And when they finally came back they were doing something else, with talking heads claiming it was Trump's fault, whatever it was.So because of CNN I didn't get to see it. What I didn't get to see was this. The military guys looked at each other, looked at the crowds, and then... Then they laid down their rifles and walked away. The tank crews got out of the tanks and just walked away. They decided they would not fire into crowds of civilians. And I did not get to see it because of CNN.

@johnmicheal3547 Жыл бұрын

Because you (the viewers) are babies to cnn and need to be protected and spoon feed and too stupid to think without cnn tell you what and never why or how.

@rangergxi 8 жыл бұрын

CNN has been silencing quite a few mics recently. Geeze, Hilary's health is really rustling them.

@patmac9483 8 жыл бұрын

yep, Hillary's health issues have really rustled the establishments jimmies. There was a failed cover-up of that picture of secret service helping hillary up the stairs, the article claimed it was icy stairs, if you look up the temperature for that date it's 74. lmfao

@j37j2 7 жыл бұрын

Wow... it's tragic to see what our media has become in such clear portrayal.

@TechShowdown 8 жыл бұрын

you absolutely nailed it lmao

@LegendOfTheOld 4 жыл бұрын

"Oh no, that sucks" - Chris Cuomo And next: See also the interview of the Cuomo brothers interviewing themselfs on how the freedom of the press is endangered...

@gskibum 8 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump eats chicken with a knife and fork? I'm so voting for him.

@Over9000HD 8 жыл бұрын

MAGA

@howdoilogin 8 жыл бұрын

Donald Trump ate chicken with tools to avoid getting grease stains on an expensive suit? Hiterally Litler.

@ptitjo2920 8 жыл бұрын

+gskibum What is it about eating KFC with a knife and a fork that you like?

@juliecheeseberg7100 7 жыл бұрын

When your job is to shake hands with voters all day long, you can't have greasy fingers.

@BinaryEvasion 6 жыл бұрын

And Hillary is proving to be even more corrupt than we all thought. Glad we dodged that bullet!

@314jph 2 жыл бұрын

This is Remy's best. I watch others and keep coming back to this one. It's so visceral. The timing impeccable. The writing incredible.

@legallyfree2955 Жыл бұрын

Bitcoin Billionaire is still number 1 for me, but this is probably a close second!

@legallyfree2955 Жыл бұрын

Actually "People Will Die" is second, this is 3rd, but those 3 are all close and awesome!

@lilyhalter8443 4 жыл бұрын

Why am I only discovering this guy now?? This is art! 😂

@savingferris8248 8 жыл бұрын

nailed it.

@russellparman2552 7 жыл бұрын

Remy is awesome. This is brilliant

@patrickbarrett2454 8 жыл бұрын

Just waiting for either KZfaq or CNN to buy this off the trending page...tick tock

@FL3TcH_A_SkETcH 8 жыл бұрын

CNN: Sort of like news but not really

@gorillaman283 3 жыл бұрын

If only they new how more extreme this would become in the upcoming years.

@nzalog 3 жыл бұрын

You're a treasure Remy.

@FRN2013 7 жыл бұрын

"I know this is tough so forgive the belittling, Rome is engulfed & we're sitting here fiddling!" LOL!!! Remy is the Shakespeare of rap!

@FRN2013 7 жыл бұрын

OK, I'm subscribing to Reason, but I ain't watching nothin' but Remy. There's no need to watch Gary Johnson propaganda; I'm going to write-in Cruz. Besides, Johnson ain't even a true libertarian, & Weld is even farther from it.

@johnlcallaway 8 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!! I haven't watched CNN or HLN for probably 10 years now, they've become just another version of Entertainment Tonight as far as I'm concerned.

@barleyarrish 7 жыл бұрын

good job!

@danhalstead705 3 ай бұрын

Brilliant. Wish I'd seen this sooner!

@sno0p3r 7 жыл бұрын

This needs more views!!!

@KFieLdGaming 8 жыл бұрын

Couldn't be any more accurate. CNN has become a laughing stock.

@squidly1117 7 жыл бұрын

Top shelf!

@GE0VANYyy 8 жыл бұрын

"Josh Duggar is in the studio" lmao. Almost missed it, I love it

@andei_ 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing. Taking comedy to the next level. Witty, funny, political and some genuine hip-hop talent to boost. Just amazing.

@gatophantasma 3 жыл бұрын

Wow, Remy is an American Idol winner and a Rap News God. Dude is talented.

@PotatoSmasher4242 8 ай бұрын

Relevant as ever

@marcusarelius 8 жыл бұрын

Ahh so awesome and refreshing!!!

@tymofiizakharkevych 10 ай бұрын

Good job sir 👍

@skeptic3045 2 жыл бұрын

Goosebumps!!!

@robmangeri777 Жыл бұрын

This was 100% accurate reporting.

@ajax1137 7 ай бұрын

7 years later, it's worse than ever.

@WKYanks 7 жыл бұрын

Right on point.

@illorbit2958 8 жыл бұрын

This is perfect!

@runxthexjewels 8 жыл бұрын

This has got be the best satire on the news media in America for years keep up the good work guys get some more of these types of videos out there

@RealDyllon 7 жыл бұрын

This is actually extremely accurate.

@anthonywalnutz9801 7 жыл бұрын

wait... I'm not watching CNN?

@mikemcconeghy4658 2 жыл бұрын

I remember a day when every time I channel-surfed past CNN, they were showing footage of a roof. The "story" was that something interesting might be happening below that roof. We were supposed to stay tuned in case something happened. All day.

@Chronoflation 4 жыл бұрын

"Today's most newsworthy instance of one flung from the sky" while the scroll mentions ISIS throwing 4 men off a building for being gay. That was such perfect execution, absolutely brilliant. 10 out of 10

@hungREEpang 7 жыл бұрын

This is more relevant than ever.

@johnlenhart7892 7 жыл бұрын

that was excellent I needed that

@deckmageccg3561 7 жыл бұрын

More, more, more!! You guys are the best!! LoL

@simoncarlile5190 8 жыл бұрын

Those scrolling stories are seriously the only reason I watch the news anymore. Half the time I have it muted, ESPECIALLY if there are pundits on.

@jasoncobb1066 6 жыл бұрын

This is awesome!

@budsvan12 5 жыл бұрын

I keep coming back just to find new little slants and ways of phrasing that just make this all the better to watch. I really gotta say thanks for making this, it's brilliant, and informative. I gain more enjoyment than information from watching it, but that may not be the case for everyone, and I hope they get atleast the same enjoyment from these as I do.

@thatguybonds9571 3 жыл бұрын

Gold! Do not stop. You will go down in history as a true comedian journalist.

@mannyverse6158 8 жыл бұрын

More of this please

@nigel900 7 жыл бұрын

Outstanding!

@BiggBBoss 8 жыл бұрын

Wow! Someone telling the truth about the MSM. About time!

@Drebel503 5 жыл бұрын

Spot on.

@adamkon1104 8 жыл бұрын

Great video Remy. One of your best.

@iandownie2426 8 жыл бұрын

Remy, every video you do is better than the last! I didn't think much of these at first, but they are getting pretty good! This one gave me goosebumps! Keep it up!

@NoToObamaSocialism 7 жыл бұрын

WOW!! Brilliant stuff!!! If only more people would hear it!!

@nwbackcountry5327 8 жыл бұрын

Genius.

@frankthewrench340 3 жыл бұрын

Why am I only now finding these videos in 2021? These are gold!

@korvettenkapitanmetzinger8382 8 ай бұрын

7 years old - nothing has changed.

@rafaellastracom6411 8 жыл бұрын

Just subbed. Thank God I found you guys. Awesome!

@omnikitsune3895 3 жыл бұрын

I only just found this channel, but you have a new subscriber as a result. Genius work.

@mitchhammond3213 8 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

@detective___mcnulty 3 жыл бұрын

Very good.

@philippweisang 5 жыл бұрын

Absolutely brilliant!

@Knightmessenger 3 жыл бұрын

How am I just seeing this now?

@victorgillmore5506 3 жыл бұрын

They make a good point.

@BobWidlefish 7 жыл бұрын

Savagely on point. *FATALITY!*

@lisadaisy165 8 жыл бұрын

Great video. Fun and truthful.

@cloejarozenski3097 8 жыл бұрын

"Josh Duggar is in the studio." LOL

@menoyuno8430 7 ай бұрын

7 years ago and now I see this it’s hilarious

@rms9980 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this 4 years later and they've only gotten worse!

@IIIIKaiserIIII 8 жыл бұрын

This earned to be favourited.

@aimestereo 2 жыл бұрын

Seems it will never get old

@sarracino5 3 жыл бұрын

i've just discovered him today and i live in Europe, but this man is a fkg genius. This is the genre of satire that all we needs and every govern should have against with.

@mgdheavy 7 жыл бұрын

This was great!

@SierraScout2 8 жыл бұрын

Best one yet Remy!

@Mars-bl1ty 4 жыл бұрын

Well said !

@zebart00 8 жыл бұрын

This is well done.

@spfldo 7 жыл бұрын

Good stuff Remy!

@fleiteh 3 жыл бұрын

This was ahead if it's time.

@jennyyu4075 8 жыл бұрын

Good job, Remy!

@johnbrown4568 2 жыл бұрын

Well done 👍

@BruceTaggart 8 жыл бұрын

spot on!

@AlexandreDiLolli 8 жыл бұрын

Love the dig at Fareed Zakaria "copy and paste" LoL

@hellowaya 8 жыл бұрын

Awesome, dudes!

@angus987 8 жыл бұрын

More of this please!

@Liberty4Ever 8 жыл бұрын

This video should have ended with the sane Remy covering a real story and then the obligatory breakaway from real news to cover yet another LA car chase.

@snubbelbuff1471 8 жыл бұрын

@n8van2 8 жыл бұрын

Isn't that just the plot of Anchorman 2?

@meekmillsdad8965 8 жыл бұрын

@KevinSmith-qi5yn 8 жыл бұрын

But she just needed time to get sober so she could take the Breathalyzer. Being caught driving while intoxicated carries a much stiffer punishment than running from the police.