Some Motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill. (Blade - 1998)

Since it'll be a while before this comes up again: it's fascinating how the three Wolverine movies are in order the absolute worst, the most middle-of-the-road, and the absolute best that the X-Men franchise has to offer.

Fun fact: before My Little Pony, this was Liev Schreiber's most kid friendly role.

There's one good thing that came from this movie, the videogame. Which coincidentally showed us what his claws actually do to people, before Logan.

0:25 Its suck! Good night everybody. Quickest reaction ever.

The Deadpool of this movie is a good threat for Wolverine, but he committed one unforgivable sin. His name is Deadpool

The thunder roll after Taylor Kitch's name was perfect. Even Nature shuddered at the name.

X-Men origins wolverine: I'm the worst of the series Dark Phoenix: HOLD MY RED HAIR

I don’t mind this gambit in the movie but hopefully we get a better gambit in the MCU Because I really love gambit in the comic book and cartoons

Even your devices know that its sucks and is telling you not to play it.

A lot of this movie seems good on paper, but that's it.

Loved that National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation reference. "Halelujah, holy SHIT, where's the Tyllenol." Also fun fact, Ryan Reynolds actually walked out of this movie before the big fight at the end was filmed, he hated it THAT much.

Fun fact, I had night terrors about the Momo face that kept me from falling asleep on and off for about two weeks until I finally forgot what it looked like. Then Channel Awesome uploaded this. And it happened again in another Channel Awesome video recently...

Hugh Jackman said he would play wolverine again if he was in the mcu witch now xman is with destiny so marvel has full access to it also i really liked this movie and I liked the old man Logan

Why does the Origins series mirror the Dark Universe so well?

Why did we have have to relive this... the movie title alone gives me angina!

my version of the story would be this: have the same killing dad scene and as there running it cuts to one year later to them being pickpockets in the streets having jimmies brother trying everything they can to survive even stealing from the poor while Jimmie still is innocent even when he killed his dad as his brothers pressuring him to be just like him as this is where the divide between them begins and a cut from there goes to them stealing and mugging people as victor kills people for there money and Jimmie is just pick pocketing just like he was as a kid until Jim and his brother get noticed by the law so much that sabertooth and jimmy are forced into conscription to fight in the civil war as that is a cover for all the crimes they did. so when they started fighting in the civil war jimmy felt the feeling of killing for the first time and it didn't feel good but he kept fighting along his brother as victor started to get exited with every battle as people they knew from training were killed left and right. but as the war ended they faked there deaths then went into hiding and kept running from the law as they entered the world war era where jimmy and victor conscripted with different names as they got grizzled throughout it experiencing suffering in the trenches and experiencing D-Day as victor is getting more blood thirsty with each world war as seeing people die left right and centre only fuelled the fire in his personality killing surrendered solders as he went through with cold blood and jimmy just watching in shock making him desensitised to horrible actions but it all came together when they were in Nam and they were attacking a viet Kong village as in the middle of the fighting victor enraged found a group of unarmed civilians. and was about to open fire when jimmy leaped in front of them shouting "NO BUBBY" but still enraged he still fires but as the bullets were about to hit, a napalm exploded in the middle of them knocking them both out as jimmy is found by the us military and sent to a hospital in Boston. the after reading his files they were going to arrest him for murder but striker came to him when he was in bed saying that he could save him and make him indestructible and if he refuses he would have a lifetime in jail. so he says yes to the options not knowing what is going to happen to him then have the scene where he gets adamantium bones and escapes with a stolen motorcycle and runs until he sees a blockade and his brother looking entirely different working for the people who tried to kill him when he had the procedure. then we see through his words that when jimmy was taken to Boston victor was captured by the viet kong fighting tooth and nail just to survive until strikers privet company wanted him to experiment on as he was there back up plan and as victor was just saved by them he said yes then was given a serum which changed his whole appearance and physical strength to be more like an animal as his claws were sharper as were his teeth and his hair changed blond and grew long like an feral lion as he is calling himself sabertooth. as they hand a stand off brother vs brother using there newly found abilities to battle and fight destroying a whole swab of forest. leading to an adamantium bomb being placed and exploding as the shrapnel piercing his skull as he heals getting lodged into his brain cutting off a lot of his memories exept the nickname his brother game him Logan and his brother bubby. as the company thinking he was killed as well as his brother turned to ashes. but when he wakes up sabertooth is nowhere to be seen as he wanders calling him self Logan looking for answers about his past and where he came from helping and trying to make a living.

30:09 - 31:30 do you, really need me here? seem to be doing fine on your own. imma go do my own thing, you guys keep doing what you're doing.

31:29 Suddenly these next lines about surgically transferring powers are relevant again, since... _Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D._ made a recent mention of this being feasible in the Marvel universe. Hoo boy.

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17:47 can't stop laughing.

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I would have expected an R-rated adaptation of the Wolverine: Origins and Weapon-X comics

What makes Origins Wolverine interesting for me was that my first time watching it was a pirated DVD copy My brother got which was an unfinished production copy, which nearly all CGI scenes either weren't added or early in development in the copy I had. The entire deadpool battle at the end had the early stages of the CGI animation of him teleporting and being decapitated, The animation had no colour and little detail.

You guys should watch the Critic's review of "Jupiter Ascending." That one really tears Doug a new one.

Unpopular opinion : Barakapool is kinda cool if he wasn't deadpool and was just a villain

8:03 There was no edit, it just kept on going. You could have clearly edited that whole technical difficulties bit, but you didn't.

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@7:05 Looks like the Gremlins have struck again.

The funny thing is, the line may have cringy, but the science behind it is actually accurate. If you damage certain parts of the brain it will destroy your memory. And no, a healing factor can't fix that. Memories are not physical things so even if the neurons in your brain grow back, memories will not. Truth is Logan should be basically a baby when he get's back up. No memories, not fighting training, no knowledge how to speak. It would be like hitting the reset button if the bullet hit the right spot.

19:02 - 19:15 And now, Al Pacino evaluates the entire X Men timeline. Origins: Wolverine. Al Pacino: " *You're out of order!* " First Class. Al Pacino: " *You're out of order!* " Days of Future Past. Al Pacino: " *You're out of order!* " Apocalypse. Al Pacino: " *You're out of order!* "

Smooth edit, kinda sad they didn't show how they fixed the Audio though :/

I mean even if hes not the Deadpool we all know and love in this movie its still an awesome villain, all he needs is a name change. Besides in the comic books there were multiple versions of Deadpool including a demon one, and a female one AND a deadpool collecting parts from other deadpools and assimlating himself

This movie is bad but I can still enjoy it

They actually got Wolverine and Sabretooth's rivalry a lot closer to the comics than in X1, which kind of depresses me.

Dude, you guys should totally react to that new Tommy Wiseau "Best F(r)iends" NC review! He actually has a lot of positive things to say about it!

It’s kinda’ve good that he lost his memory because now he doesn’t remember that this bad movie happened

I'm curious as to whether anyone in the entire history of humanity has even felt the need to throw their arms open wide and scream to the heavens in a genuine moment of pain.

honestly I like this and the wolverine films... I didn't know who deadpool was and didn't care about what they did to him.. I think it has a few issues but I largely liked it.. and gambit was pretty decently done for the short time he appeared

9:54 It’s a recreation of the intro to the 90s X-Men cartoon. There. That took, what, 5 seconds?

The best & definitive live action portrayal of a comic book character (Sabretooth) came from the worst entry in a franchise, yes that's the x-men movies. Usually it's the portrayal within the best movie or the only portrayal of a character, but not in this case, I read that there were even thoughts on bringing back Liev Schreiber for Logan, I mean, if Ryan Reynolds can do it, he could've done it too, especially, since Liev was praised by some I guess

Jimmy reminds me, you should watch Nostalgia Critic Matrix reviews.

I love parts of this movie. The scene with the task force was awesome I could have watched a whole movie of that group in a wartime. I like most of the fights, they're choreographed pretty good. The one scene with wade Wilson showed how he could pull off the character, leading to his portrayal of deadpool in the movies later Barakapool is cool, as long as it isn't deadpool. That character would be amazing if it was a separate character

I pirated a cut of this movie before the CG was finished. Both the "Wolverine looks at his claws in the bathroom" scene and the fight on top of the power plant looked much more real, and the power plant fight was all wireframes.

Please do NC Felix the Cat the movie : this movie is awful !

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They should make an alternate version of this movie with the Deadpool 2 ending in it. I would happily watch all the bad stuff leading up to that just to have htat ending. If we can get a PG-13 version of Deadpool 2 why not this.

This movie was so bad, the TV didn't want to play the audio. That's the best assumption I got

17:47 You can definitely say that again

You should definitely watch the follow-up to this episode of Nostalgia Critic, "Best F(r)iends"

Or the times the mic picks up the audio so we have audio twice echo echo but some how it is at half volume?

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Question: Which is officially worse? X-Men Origins or Dark Phoenix?

Deadpool killing him self, otherwise known as the Reynolds Cut

The best part. The same writer who wrote this movie (David Benioff), wrote Game of Thrones. Atleast we have a reason for why the final two seasons sucked lol

I feel like a line that could, emphasis on "could", work better than, "Not if his memories don't heal," would be; Scientist: "You know you can't kill him." Stryker: "Worth a shot *cocks the gun*" I dunno. Would that work better, or would that still be cringy AF?

They are actually step brothers not blood brothers but step brothers. His real name is actually James which is strange.

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I know Hugh Jackman didn't try but I think the only reason he was in this movie was because of a contract he tried his best but he had nothing to go on.

Recently, after rewatching both The Last Stand and Origins: Wolverine, I began to realize that Taylor Kitsch's Gambit could've worked... *had they introduced him in The Last Stand instead of Origins: Wolverine.* Kitsch was around the same age, one year apart, as Anna Paquin in The Last Stand when he started acting, he has that rebellious streak in *this* movie that in The Last Stand could've fit as a new student introduced during 'The Cure' plot line, and with how Bobby/Iceman was connecting more with Kitty Pryde, this would've given Rogue a chance to gain some confidence having Gambit as a new boyfriend who wants to be with her despite her life draining powers. And this could've made the alternate ending work with Rogue not taking the cure and accepting who she is, choosing for herself rather than just doing it for Bobby. I know people had somewhat hopes on Channing Tatum filling the shoes of Gambit before that idea was scrapped, but this is just my opinion on something that could've fixed The Last Stand a little bit. Unfortunately though, Kitsch had other choices of movies to be a part of, like The Craft with boys- I mean, The Covenant (2006). Comparing the two, with The Last Stand's 460.4 million and 57% vs The Covenant's 37.6 million and 4%, I think we can all agree which movie tried more to do its best. FOX really should've made a bigger offer he couldn't refuse.

0:25 My thoughts on the following movies (These are based on my opinions. If you like any of the movies on this list, that’s fine.) X-Men Origins: Wolverine Food Fight Dune 2021 Dune part two 2024 The Marvels 2023 Thor Love and Thunder Madame Web 2024 The Haunted Mansion 2023 All of the Live Action Disney Remakes The 2016 Suicide Squad Transformers Dark of the Moon Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Transformers Age of Extinction Transformers The Last Knight Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker Wish 2023 Ant Man Quantumania Josstice League

I also liked the Old Couple in the movie

Now that Dark Phoenix is out, is Origins still the worst X-Men movie or has it been pushed to 2nd worst?

It's weird what they did in this movie with Sabertooth. In the comics, Logan's back story as far as his dad goes, and the fact that he has a half brother, is accurate, but that half brother is not Victor Creed. His half brother's name is Dog (because Wolverine's biological father was a piece of shit) and he spent the rest of his life trying to hunt down and kill Wolverine in revenge for his Fathers death after Logan killed him the same way he did here, and the person who fled with him that night was his childhood friend and love interest Rose, who bears a strong resemblance to Jean Grey, but was never interested in Logan. They basically blended Dog and Sabertooth into one character, and it really didn't work.

Can you give a reason why Han would not shoot first.

You guys should do some corridor videos

Aw shame they didn't see the blooper at the end.

This movie had two of the weirdest and most unnecessary uses of VFX I've ever seen. After Logan discovers that Kayla is alive and goes on his knees, there's the shot where we pan from Kayla to Logan as he gets up, then he walks past her and leaves as the camera blurs him and focuses on Kayla again. The weird thing is that Hugh Jackman was green screened. Why? Was he not available that day? Did the director not know how to use the camera focus?? It seems like it because the other shot was when Logan was carrying Kayla into the sunset and then a CGI Magnum appears in the foreground while the background blurs. It seems like the director had no idea what he was doing when he filmed this and just said, we'll fix it in post.

Frankly, I enjoy this movie and think it works fine as long as you ignore a few things, like when it comes to Logan fighting the Deadpool clone (will get back to that later) to let his girlfriend escape with the kids, they don't get saved by Professor X, they just get away and we never see it. Simple as that. That the Scott in this movie isn't the one who joins the X-Men. He's just a random mutant who just happens to have similar powers and name as Cyclops. And, yes, it is proven mutants can have similar powers to others, so it isn't impossible that one could have the same powers as Cyclops and names are something you can easily share with others. And, due to infamy, relating to Deadpool in this movie, while we are indeed meeting the real Wade at the beginning of the movie when Logan is with Striker, the one he fights is a clone that was created from Wade's DNA after the original Deadpool went rogue in his sexy red spandex. And that's further proven when the real Deadpool goes back in time and kills the clone before the fight even started. It's been shown when Cable used his device to go back in his own personal timeline that he ends up in his past self's body, so I say that's what happened to Deadpool, meaning his past body and the clone's body were two different bodies altogether. As for why Sabertooth doesn't recognize Wolverine as his brother in the first X-men movie, I say it's because Striker eventually caught him and, while they weren't able to brainwash him, they were able to wipe his memories before he broke out, hence why he and Logan don't recognize each other as brothers when they fight in the first movie. Because from their perspectives, each is just a random mutant. And the end credits scene for this movie doesn't happen. Like I said, some scenes are ignored because, even though they're in the movie, they don't exist. That's how I enjoy Origins: Wolverine and feel it works fine.

Just gonna drop a start for a few likes, don't mind me~ 9:16 Holy fuck do they talk a lot before starting...

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I might be the only one who thinks this, but I actually laughed at seeing zipped mouth Deadpool! Also everything from before 1970 is still Canon in the X-Men Timeline, but everything after is gone!

Hopefully the next NC review you cover is Lady in the Water. Just so more people share in his joy.

Excuse me but may I know what the outdo song from this video was?

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31:31 Not really have you heard of the U-Men?

I have always viewed this as a decent looking action movie with Wolverine in it, the action between Liev Schrieber and Huge Jacked Man were interesting and Liev Schrieber is a good bad guy and i didn't know about Deadpool so that didn't offend me either, i found all of the X-men movies as decent action movies this just felt like another in the bunch

If I'm remembering correctly, the reason why The Mummy Returns Scorpion King looks terrible is because the budget was pretty much spent. So they couldn't afford to actually make him look good.

Say what you want about Last Stand. At least that one had some good action and the first half wasn't so insufferable.

8:03 Ah, yes..."editing"...

30:24 Don't say anything yet.

You guys should do a vid on how you'd rewrite the movie given the chance.

That edit was seamless. :D

This was pretty close to the actual comic tho.

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I'd blame Gavin Hood, the executives and writers for this movie for not even trying. YOU GUYS SUCK!!! Keep it up, Renegades! Y'all rock!

35:57 where is the Angry Video Game Nerd

Couldn't she just sick wolverine on striker I'm pretty sure he could save her and the other mutants

They recently removed the censorship on the ps4 dmc5.

I like Wolverine Deadpool

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His point on the Wolverine’s inconsistency of aging is kinda dumb since ya know the poison from the metal cuts his life span greatly

36:31 Tommy Wiseau: "Oh hi, Critic! Hahaha hahaha! So anyway how's your sex life?" Looking forward to seeing The Disaster Artist review.

I honestly loved it

Way to quote jontron

Logan's backstory in this, while different from the comics, is well done. It's when we get to modern day... that it gets awful.

At least Danny Huston and Liev Schreiber would go on to be in better superhero movies.

They fucked up Deadpool you never fuck up Deadpool 😡 i really hate this movie so much I'm a huge Deadpool fan