Republicans Debate in Miami, Ivanka Testifies in Daddy Donald’s Fraud Case & Rough Election for GOP

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7 ай бұрын

The CMA Awards were on ABC tonight hosted by Peyton Manning & Luke Bryan, the Republican debate took place in Miami and Donald was absent once again, Ivanka took the stand in the $250 million fraud case against her father, it was not a very good election night for the MAGA-verse, voters in Ohio overwhelmingly passed a measure to protect a woman’s right to choose, we discovered that Mike Lindell makes unusual sounds when he’s making a point, the mayor in Saskatchewan Canada has an interesting name, a pre-owned vehicle in New Jersey had an unfortunate encounter with the local wildlife, and country star Jelly Roll has a great new holiday gift idea for you!
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@alansmitheejr. 7 ай бұрын

Ivanka looked more like she was doing a fashion parade on the catwalk when entering court.

@marshwetland3808 7 ай бұрын

Also curled her hair so it doesn't look like any other picture of herself. She can pretend it never happened - or at least she looked like a model - lol.

@devilsephiroth9000 7 ай бұрын

She looked like $250 million dollars, in Debt

@joannewitzkowski3407 7 ай бұрын

Too bad her memory is so faulty.

@cybertoe1221 7 ай бұрын

Ivanka was once the Advisor to a former President of the United States. Have some respect! 🤣🤣🤣

@g0679 7 ай бұрын

@@cybertoe1221 Yes, she was a White House advisor. But… not ‘Top-Level Presidential Advisor.’ That august post was occupied by Sean Hannity.

@Mr._Sandman 7 ай бұрын

If Ohio is the 24th state to legalize now, shouldn't we just remove it from Schedule 1 federally?

@MikeF-90909 7 ай бұрын

Biden would score if he did that

@michaeld4861 7 ай бұрын

I believe he just did that a few weeks ago. But sadly it's schedule 3 now (or will be when the finalize the paperwork, idk how that process or timeline works).

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын

@@MikeF-90909if Biden did that the Republicans would roast him alive... Oh wait, they're going to do that anyway, aren't they.

@kevyak 7 ай бұрын

Not as long as republicans are controlling House of Representatives. Biden has said to send him a bill and he will sign it

@apathyreview3964 7 ай бұрын

Thousands of people would loose their jobs. Also what about bad batches etc. No oversight will lead to deaths etc.

@itscoolasian 7 ай бұрын

I really hope that grandpa at the beginning was okay.

@villehytonen7279 7 ай бұрын

Whoever made that Mike Lindell montage, deserves a raise! That was hilarious.

@Jesse93z 7 ай бұрын

What happens when you play a country music record backwards? the dude gets his truck, wife and dog back.

@stratostatic 7 ай бұрын

What has 100 legs & 11 teeth? The front row at a country music show!

@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын

Good but 40 yr old joke 😉

@kingjamos2422 7 ай бұрын

You know what happens when you break a country music record? Peace.

@BigJ11617 7 ай бұрын

So who minded Ivanka's poor children while she was in court??😢😢😢 Poor little things!😢😢😢

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын

Without mommy, who kept an eye on the fourteen nannies?

@cindymitchell6719 7 ай бұрын

Yea right like she doesn't have a nanny while she was a dummy in the Whitehouse.

@gaywizard2000 7 ай бұрын

They're being used as human shields in Israel!

@dutchdna 7 ай бұрын

She asked Joe Biden to watch them.

@gaywizard2000 7 ай бұрын

@@dutchdna that's funny because?

@ttwedell 7 ай бұрын

The intern who had to watch hundreds of hours of Mike Lindell to pull clips for that montage isn't being paid enough.

@seakelp3508 7 ай бұрын

I'm finally proud to be an Ohio resident. And yes, I voted for women's right to choose and get high.

@pamelapeterson2987 7 ай бұрын

"Way to go O-hio" !!! I will be playing that song today.

@artbargra 7 ай бұрын

Good for you! It's great to always exercise your constitutional rights. And remember: that is something the Republicans DON'T want yo to do. So, the more you vote, the more they lose.

@sks1258 7 ай бұрын

I left Ohio three years ago. I am retirement age and will never move back. I saw cheating being done by Republicans and the state is becoming the new Alabama.

@ChristineCAlb1 7 ай бұрын

Ha ha ha ha!

@HairynosedWombat163 7 ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@kingwithoutkingdom9270 7 ай бұрын

Trump vs Trump in the debate can be a movie 😂

@jerushamaxwell281 7 ай бұрын

Jimmy gave us a preview of the 'Trump Yelling At Himself' spectacle. Brilliant!

@kingwithoutkingdom9270 7 ай бұрын

@@jerushamaxwell281 lol

@allenlovell1604 7 ай бұрын

Yes, paired up with either of these movies 🎬. "Idiocracy or Duck Soup starring the Marx Brothers ! " Anybody else has some suggestions for a double-feature movie event?

@hihenry22 7 ай бұрын

This monologue was so funny!! The Donald Trump vs Donald Trump debate was genius!! 😂😂😂😂

@h4ndg1nagaming21 7 ай бұрын

I loved the Mike Lindell noises. I was rolling so much. Also am from Ohio and that was funny too.

@oldrrocr 7 ай бұрын

the very first question in the GOP debate was: WHY you and not trump? ... and NONE of them could or would answer it! Guess it's a rematch, Joe!

@SSmith-um2re 7 ай бұрын

@@h4ndg1nagaming217

@howamilooking5952 7 ай бұрын

Great writing. I lost it.

@JennyLouLou 7 ай бұрын

That was brilliant!

@zogar8526 7 ай бұрын

What's funny is, for that Trump vs Trump debate you could actually make a super cut of it. Using real things he has said on both sides of basically every issue. Showing him arguing with himself. Someone needs to do that full thing.

@old_grey_cat 7 ай бұрын

Yes. I thought they would, and was disappointed

@chrismodski6284 7 ай бұрын

Maybe it will become a regular bit. There's tons of potential - an endless archive of crazy T* material to work with.

@saturday1066 7 ай бұрын

I want this.

@Justusson 7 ай бұрын

That was a clever thought. Somebody really should get this to all the tops at the late shows! ☝️

@zogar8526 7 ай бұрын

@Justusson I think part of why it hasn't been done is because a fair bit comes from audio clips only. So it isn't all video footage. It could still work. If I was any good with this kind of thing I'd try it, but I am not.

@joachimschoder 7 ай бұрын

Fixing the messaging of the Republicans on abortion rights is pretty simple: "We made a mistake. We are sorry. From now on will make sure that what a woman wants to do with her body is her choice and not ours."

@danjohnson6800 7 ай бұрын

Fixing the messaging is easy. Fixing the Republicans ... ... ... nobody knows ... ... ... I got nothing.

@carochio8639 7 ай бұрын

dont forget this at the end -->😉

@user-wp2yk6gf2j 7 ай бұрын

Republicans will learn to leave abortion and student debt alone and then what will Democrats have?

@coleengoodell7523 7 ай бұрын

Mr. Kimmel called the Ivanka appearance spot on. Way to go Ohio!

@georgelayton6641 7 ай бұрын

Mike Lindell: When the machine rages against the machine.

@msoperator510 7 ай бұрын

He has really lost everything, including his mind. 🙃

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын

@@msoperator510did he ever really have that to begin with?

@WendyDahling3 7 ай бұрын

@@msoperator510It’s rather sad how he went all in on Trump. It’s not like Trump will return the favor.

@susandavis7800 7 ай бұрын

There's nothing funny about an old man falling.

@jarethholub7099 7 ай бұрын

It should be mandatory that ALL candidates as well as the ridiculous front runner participate in the debates

@robertbradford7892 7 ай бұрын

Mike Lindell is certifiable...🤣

@SecularFelinist 7 ай бұрын

Lumpy Lindell 😸

@marshwetland3808 7 ай бұрын

He and cheeto should debate via weird noises - bing bong bong bong and such versus ehh ehh ehh. Kind of like what Beavis and Butthead would sound like "grown up."

@jerushamaxwell281 7 ай бұрын

@@marshwetland3808 How about compiling those sounds into a comedy jingle? Sort of like Mad Magazine's 'It's a Gas' (rollicking burps). Add in Trump's sniffling, too!

@askew9976 7 ай бұрын

Nnntt!

@askew9976 7 ай бұрын

@@marshwetland3808yes! Complete with accordion playing hand movements 😂

@xekusion 7 ай бұрын

Only in America, you would have a whiny baby be your front runner and to top it off, he’s so whiny that everyone is fine that he doesn’t even participate in playing the game.

@pugnacious1 7 ай бұрын

The pied piper of the poorly educated.

@jeffkovach9495 7 ай бұрын

We need a true democracy and true people to run this country and represents the people !

@snoodydoody2685 7 ай бұрын

A true democracy has never worked in the history of EVER which is why the US Constitution, Declaration of Independence do not mention the word "democracy" a single time. The United States is a democratic-republic which means that we vote for our elected officials. A democracy is where every man does right in his own eyes which is absolute chaos. Learn to read some time, and then go read factual American history.

@glenangel3636 7 ай бұрын

@@snoodydoody2685 We are a true democracy. You mean we are not a pure or more accurate in my opinion a direct democracy. It is true we are not a pure or direct democracy as that requires direct voting on all laws, decisions, etc... We on the other hand are a representative democracy and we are a constitutional democratic republic. And yes there have been true democracies. Some of the Greek city states were for the most part direct democracies and they worked pretty well. The problem is as the group or state becomes larger, it becomes less and less practical to have a direct democracy.

@dplouro 7 ай бұрын

It’s terrifying how old people can fall and get serious hurt at their homes doing the most simple things. I have a neighbour that had a hip replacement because she fell vacuuming her apartment.

@mykingdomforak9 7 ай бұрын

We need to type to the show's contacts, and advise that they hired an ill-minded individual to upload Jimmy's monologues. That disturbed person is, also, uploading video shorts of elder abuse, animal cruelty, and child endangerment, at the beginning of every show upload 😔, these last couple of weeks.

@FussyPickles 7 ай бұрын

if none of these leaders can remember how they ran their company, give it to me

@ygstuff4898 7 ай бұрын

It hurt my brain, when Jimmy pronounced it "po tash" instead of "pot ash" (haha!)

@Elizabeth-rq1vi 7 ай бұрын

Yes, it does hurt. Didn’t anyone check the pronunciation before letting Jimmy loose on the story?🤣🤣

@sheilaboston7051 7 ай бұрын

@@Elizabeth-rq1vi Maybe it's just certain areas in the States but I hear this a lot - Novak Jokervich, George Santoes etc. The biggest one that hurts my ears is booey for buoy (boy). Weird!

@mlbrooks4066 7 ай бұрын

Since it has potassium and some people pronounce that POHtassium, some people call it POHtash. Personally, if I hear NUCULAR instead of NUCLEAR one more time I might scream, but so far I just wince.

@maremacd 7 ай бұрын

I felt bad for the man who fell in the intro clip.😢

@rrosen7370 7 ай бұрын

Laughing at the elderly is not a joke!!! Shame

@citizen420 7 ай бұрын

so we're just not going to acknowledge the fact that Ivanka's whole face is different...

@kerrialexander4211 7 ай бұрын

I’ve been wondering about this, too…

@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын

Hasn't she mostly worn her hair back in a chiffon or something more conservative? Interesting that she let the hair down and put waves in it for court....

@bewitched3912 7 ай бұрын

A new chin? It looks like she has a new one 😅

@LindaC616 7 ай бұрын

So, looking at images online, at least some hair extensions

@citizen420 7 ай бұрын

she's hiding stitches...@@LindaC616

@musicinggp 7 ай бұрын

So happy the writers are back. My favorite so far: MASTER DEBATION!

@v.b9139 7 ай бұрын

The writers have been back for a few months. Today, the actors strike ended.

@JennyLouLou 7 ай бұрын

@v.b9139 it's only been six weeks since writer's strike ended.

@bryanergau6682 7 ай бұрын

I heard that joke when I was in the 6th grade, it isn't insightful at all.

@plaidpanda 7 ай бұрын

@@bryanergau6682 A joke just needs to be funny, insights aren't mandatory.

@cybertoe1221 7 ай бұрын

@@bryanergau6682I'm pretty sure everyone in the audience wasn't born on the same day you were.

@andrecampbell691 7 ай бұрын

Watching an elderly man falling isn't very funny, but I do like Jimmy's show for the most part.

@dorisfaust8965 7 ай бұрын

I agree old man falling not funny at all.

@michelehemlokhexwhite4310 7 ай бұрын

That Malfunctioning Lindell montage was awesome 😂 Thanks for the laughs, Jimmy ❤

@mrDredd1966 7 ай бұрын

Watching that trump vs trump debate would give me a brain aneurysm!!🤯

@msglory2121 7 ай бұрын

LOL 😂😂

@mikelytou 7 ай бұрын

Brain aneurysm? Are there any other kinds of aneurysms?

@kimclarke5018 7 ай бұрын

⁠@@mikelytouactually yes there are. Aortic aneurysms.

@plaidpanda 7 ай бұрын

Aortic, popliteal, carotid, splenic, and mesentaric. I'm a nurse and I had to look that up... rare ,but I guess any major artery can develop a weak spot.

@VP_A-Team 7 ай бұрын

@@mikelytou I can understand why you thought aneurysms only happen in the brain, since that is the area that gets most attention due to the often immediate and devastating effects there, but all an aneurysm is is a bulging, weakened area in the wall of a blood vessel resulting in an abnormal widening or ballooning greater than 50% of the vessel's normal diameter anywhere. But there some areas more common than others and have their own names. Aortic aneurysms are by far the most common. Aneurysms that develop in arteries other than your aorta are called peripheral aneurysms.

@vivusdorwin9165 7 ай бұрын

That elderly man losing his balance WAS NOT FUNNY. Shame on you.

@sheilaboston7051 7 ай бұрын

I thought the same, but, when you think about, that presumably came off his own security camera, so he must have sent it in to Jimmy.

@mykingdomforak9 7 ай бұрын

@@sheilaboston7051 His "carers" uploaded this on the internet.😔 We all need to locate the contact page for the Jimmy Kimmel Show, and advise them that someone, not in their right mind, is clearing these cruel shorts. The person uploading for Jimmy's show locates these on the internet; I don't believe they're sent into the show. The individual is a psychopath, and I'll bet J.K. doesn't have a clue that these images of abuse are on his KZfaq platform, at the beginning of all of his monologues, in the recent weeks.

@thumpr1 7 ай бұрын

That opening was more concerning because that was an older gentleman who was falling... he could have really hurt himself. But that Lindell segment was funny!

@mykingdomforak9 7 ай бұрын

The video shorts, uploaded before Jimmy's monologues, have had animal-abuse content, child endangerment, and now, elder cruelty. We need to all type to the show's contacts, and advise that whoever was hired to upload KZfaq content, before the monologues, is an ill-minded individual. 😔

@peterdefilippi3676 7 ай бұрын

The editing on the my pillow guy segment was legendary. I hope whoever put that piece together is rewarded for their excellence!

@abigailcaraballo2623 6 ай бұрын

I agree - excellence should be rewarded

@lenninyberg4064 7 ай бұрын

That Mike Lindell noise compilation made me fall off my chair!😂

@tdsoldier3198 7 ай бұрын

Yesterday was a bad day for the Trump family and for republicans, which means it was a great day for America.

@user-ho5ft8qw1m 7 ай бұрын

Hahahaha 😂❤

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын

Dems NEVER do well in off year elections... Hmmm, maybe the Republicans have done something to piss everybody off???

@tdsoldier3198 7 ай бұрын

@DemocracyvsTheocracy Yes that too.

@TheMadSentinel 7 ай бұрын

Careful; I think a different late-night host had that catchphrase...

@saltfarmer4008 7 ай бұрын

@@tdsoldier3198you complain about everything costing more now when you just were crying over mean tweets before 🤣😭

@mr.pizzamarlon 7 ай бұрын

Hope that elderly man is okay. 😢

@thelookuplookdown 7 ай бұрын

The opening of the old gentleman losing his balance was cruel, not funny..

@stratostatic 7 ай бұрын

Didn't even show him actually taking a tumble. Somewhat disapointing..

@pajdesign 7 ай бұрын

Hilarious!!! I’m thinking he’s the one who submitted the video!! lol 😂

@thelookuplookdown 7 ай бұрын

I@@pajdesign i am a Parkinsons sufferer, it happens to me too. believe me it's not funny, espcally if you slam into wall

@ralphcolerick4939 7 ай бұрын

suprised tim scott is still on the stage shows you how much I watch the debates

@allenschermerhorn941 7 ай бұрын

For once Targeted Advertising seems to be working, because I only become aware of their debates after they've happened!

@sheilaboston7051 7 ай бұрын

I staggered through the first one, watched 20 minutes of the second one and didn't even think about watching the third! If donnie ever makes it onto the stage, I just hope Christie is still around to hand him his a*se on a plate!

@danielpeters6937 7 ай бұрын

@@sheilaboston7051he won’t go, he’s leading in the polls, he’s still getting the nomination. I just hope some of these grifters run as independents.

@Ahtaht227 7 ай бұрын

I was looking for Doug!!! I liked Doug

@orawal 7 ай бұрын

Ivanka's bring your daughter to work day joke was brilliant

@mojo500100 7 ай бұрын

Love these Kimmel monologues in the morning. Between the coffee and the wild audience reaction to Jimmy’s intro, I’m fully awake. 😂 (the old guy falling down on his lawn was a little harsh though.)

@yellowlt6 7 ай бұрын

That pillow guy short was hilarious.

@drgilbertourroz 7 ай бұрын

It is ridiculous that Trump is the frontrunner

@thorstenguenther 7 ай бұрын

20 in a state prison, 24 in federal prison!

@karendowney2888 7 ай бұрын

@@lisavaden1118why? Because you prefer traitorous dictators and want to avoid democracy?

@bryanergau6682 7 ай бұрын

He isn't. He's on his way to prison, and this is a major waypoint for our country and the world at large. Please explain to your friends and family how crucially important this next presidential election is.

@freya8133 7 ай бұрын

@@lisavaden1118Trump 2,024 years in prison 🇺🇸

@dawnstanley1733 7 ай бұрын

@@lisavaden1118 Hell no!!

@ivomusician 7 ай бұрын

The “Trump vs. Trump“-piece was absolutely brillant... and the ending just hilarious!! 😂 Y'know, over here in Switzerland, I love to start the day with a good laugh.. so thank you very much!! Best wishes from overseas... and don't forget to vote blue!!💙💙

@Gruin 7 ай бұрын

One Can Live in a Conspiracy Based Society With Factless Thoughts, Or a FACT Based Society With Evidence. A Law and Order Society is NOT BASED On One's Opinion or Thoughts, But Facts of the Crime Committed. Ignorance is NOT Knowing the FACTS, Stupidity is Ignoring the Facts. There is a LOT of Stupidity in Present Day Society NOT Paying Attention to Anything. Let Most Win Their Opinion is a Good Way to Keep One's Mental Health in Tact..

@abigailcaraballo2623 6 ай бұрын

Hello, Switzerland, and thanks for your support! God bless you ❤

@mariacatherine229 7 ай бұрын

Thanks for the Mike Lindell medley/montage! It was a work of art!

@whiskyjames4200 7 ай бұрын

How can you have a political debate with the formidable front runner absent again?! Insanity... and a grand waste of time, money and resources. These "Five Masquerades" are ridiculous! Vote Democrat in 2024 for our [US] safety, security and future. 🇺🇲💯💙

@vcaylor77 7 ай бұрын

The only ones who offer any substance at all are Haley & Christie. Not that I'm much of a supporter of either one, but I can throw those dogs some bones when they're warranted. If the GOP were serious about winning, Haley would be their nominee.

@cybertoe1221 7 ай бұрын

@@vcaylor77I can't see any GOP letting a woman sit in the White House unless it's MTG or Boebert, who share their same morals, values and lack of integrity.

@KingGreen78 7 ай бұрын

Keep up,cause come next year that dude is gonna be a felon

@robo5013 7 ай бұрын

I don't support any of them but a debate without Trump is a good thing. The candidates will have an opportunity to give their take on the issues without Mr. Pumpkinhead constantly interrupting them like a 4th grader. Maybe hearing someone with coherent stances on the issues will convince republican voters to dump Trump.

@Rain-Dirt 7 ай бұрын

well... at least there's more room to know what the other candidates are standing for instead of someone throwing mud at them the whole time (Trump).

@TheBjartulf 7 ай бұрын

Thumbs up for the producers looking through this madness of Mike Lindell & giving us a short version

@jamesdriscoll_tmp1515 7 ай бұрын

Well, of course he wanted to buy the truck. It was under a buck 😂

@nikig2382 7 ай бұрын

Damn 💀 Good one

@paulgonzales5838 7 ай бұрын

That jelly roll ending tho 😂 I love it

@mountainclawoutdoors 7 ай бұрын

...may result in Post Malone 🤣

@ninacanadian 7 ай бұрын

So glad late night comedy is back. I ❤️unions and writers and actors and humans

@Ahtaht227 7 ай бұрын

Me too!!!

@jamesp8459 7 ай бұрын

That Mike Lindell part had me rolling lol

@JayromeD23 7 ай бұрын

Wow, as someone from Saskatchewan, hearing you talk about Lanigan and slowly come to realize you meant our Lanigan, was very surreal 😂

@justinhuston6855 7 ай бұрын

The bits with the mayor in Canada and Jelly Roll's Christmas Tattoos were 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@seraphonica 7 ай бұрын

I'd vote for Mycock. That candidate measures up favorably against some stiff competition

@JanetFrancis 7 ай бұрын

Goddamn🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kingjamos2422 7 ай бұрын

He reminds me of somebody I am very intimately familiar with.

@realfan3565 7 ай бұрын

Very good😅😅😅

@chloeyoung3686 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Tweetyresm 7 ай бұрын

🏆🏆🏆

@foppishdilletaunt9911 7 ай бұрын

I feel clairvoyant today my friends. I think poor Ivankela, Queen of the Shiksas, will exhibit signs of early onset Alzheimer’s and have great difficulty remembering things from the not-so-distant-past. I’ll light a candle for you, Ivankela…

@emmgeevideo 7 ай бұрын

That Mike Lindell montage was hilarious. How in the the world that guy stays around I'll never know.

@vermontkm1490 7 ай бұрын

The Trump vs. Trump debate skit was hilarious.

@jamesdaniels3699 7 ай бұрын

Trump debating Trump is classic 😅😂❤❤❤❤

@ladlahiien 7 ай бұрын

That was funny?

@tomlakosh1833 7 ай бұрын

The "children" swore in court that they were clueless about the property valuations in the financial statements, but they each sent them to banks as proof of loan equity. However, as soon as they were in front of TV cameras, the whole crew whines that the properties are much more valuable than listed in the financial statements, (memory pill?). DJT repeated the same lies under oath claiming the properties were worth 100 times more than reported in the financial statements. Children, can you spell P-E-R-J-U-R-Y and F-A-L-S-E I-N-S-T-R-U-M-E-N-T? Cite DJT for employing child labor!

@angelacalais6449 7 ай бұрын

Hope that poor deer was okay.😮🙏

@BJ-zv5nl 7 ай бұрын

Great work team Kimmel live! DJT v DJT bit and JellyRoll bit were absolutely incredible!!!

@jenniferfairchild1858 7 ай бұрын

Jimmy has the best opening statement monologue.

@jobymanuel1353 7 ай бұрын

I was not ready for that mayor's last name. good thing I wasn't drinking anything or I'd spayed my laptop.

@Steve-gc5nt 7 ай бұрын

Lumpy Pillow actually makes more sense making noises than he does when talking.

@davidbwa 7 ай бұрын

That Mike Lindell compilation was gold! I was wheezing.

@Zerolink30 7 ай бұрын

Its like Canadians waited for us to "release" Mike Johnson, for them to go "oh ok guess we can set free Tony Mycock into the world eh"

@civil_villain 7 ай бұрын

I'm glad that everyone's biggest concern is the poor man in the beginning. It's heartening. ...I think he should have just dropped the bag to help catch his balance though...

@nicholasfarrell5981 7 ай бұрын

I've been in that situation before, it doesn't really help once you get moving.

@janfitzgerald3615 7 ай бұрын

OMG, I’m laughing so hard, this monologue was hysterical and I laughed at the Mike Lindell segment so hard that my stomach hurts. 😂😂😂

@murphy81775 7 ай бұрын

Mike Lindell has to be one of the most headache-inducing humans of all time.

@Ahtaht227 7 ай бұрын

I’ll raise you meatball Ron

@vickilawrence7207 7 ай бұрын

Exactly! Maybe that’s why he pushes those pillows? He’s probably been told that he’s a pain in the neck…or the “nether regions”! 😂😅😮

@markkasprzyk3287 7 ай бұрын

How many people does your business employ?

@fejimanz 7 ай бұрын

I don't like watching old people fall.

@JoeNarbaiz 7 ай бұрын

Then don't watch.

@solarczyk49 7 ай бұрын

Jimmy, it's impossible not to love the show you host. Perfect entertainment. Thanks.

@JennyLouLou 7 ай бұрын

He's so hilarious and lovable all at the same time. Unique combo for sure!

@bethjenkins8760 7 ай бұрын

@@JennyLouLou❤

@apathyreview3964 7 ай бұрын

As a news show it's great. As comedy it's very mid. Dad jokes and more dad jokes.

@freya8133 7 ай бұрын

@@apathyreview3964Yet you are here.

@pas6856 7 ай бұрын

If you're in the third grade.

@sharonkellner7126 7 ай бұрын

The Lindell clip was great!! Loved it!

@cynthiamoore7056 7 ай бұрын

Thank a Progressive from Ohio’s three Cs today! Cincinnati, Columbus, Cleveland. And never forget my friends from Dayton!

@robertschmidt9032 7 ай бұрын

Thanks Jimmy love your show. I have a small correction the fertilizer mined in Saskatchewan is called is called Potash pronounced pot ash but the mayors name Mycock is funnier. Had a friend years ago who had to be careful his name was Glasscock

@hollyloewen13 7 ай бұрын

I'm at work and had to do a double take when I heard that one!!

@tylerhackner9731 7 ай бұрын

That was a complete and utter joke of a “debate”

@petepierre6458 7 ай бұрын

Not as big a joke as Mike Pillow! Now that was funny!

@danielewillie9279 7 ай бұрын

More than anything I like the titles of these bits 😂😂😂😂

@stone1andonly 7 ай бұрын

I have to give Jellyroll some credit, he knows how to handle himself in front of a camera and seems to have a natural talent for comedy.

@velvetunderpants44 7 ай бұрын

That was hilarious

@bryanhill1406 7 ай бұрын

Man, it's the worst of the worst in that Republican debate...sad af. With any luck they all vanish into obscurity.

@thomasmcqueen8399 7 ай бұрын

The funniest bit was Jimmy saying po-tash, lol

@taigodfrey 7 ай бұрын

Oh wow...force and gravity got me every time

@robertcringle4865 7 ай бұрын

Congratulations to the old guy at the show opening who stayed on his feet for an impressive amount of time.

@rosemarienarcisse4756 7 ай бұрын

Dear Jimmy! Love you man. Thank you!👏🏽👏🏽😂

@visariosorino8034 7 ай бұрын

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show, on the air. You rock Jimmy Kimmel. 🤗😉❤️👍

@SpaceForceCommander 7 ай бұрын

Why didn’t Mike Lindell make all those sounds while he was in the claw machine? It would have been perfect!

@genamaze200 7 ай бұрын

That Pillow Man section was hilarious!

@amp4763 7 ай бұрын

Definitely one of his funniest episodes 😂

@davidmurray5399 7 ай бұрын

That poor dude in Canada, his life in school must have been hell.

@user-zb9lv3gh8s 7 ай бұрын

Every time he was absent the teacher would have to say " Has anyone seen... Tony?

@meganega123 7 ай бұрын

Nah man, he is canadian after all

@NewMessage 7 ай бұрын

Think that mayor had a hard life? Imagine the life his brother Jack had.

@terilw 7 ай бұрын

😂😂

@msglory2121 7 ай бұрын

😂😂

@marcoc8494 7 ай бұрын

Not to mention the agony endured by his sister Ivana. Now his step brother Juwan, on the other hand...

@chloeyoung3686 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jsEMCsquared 7 ай бұрын

The pillow guy skit almost killed me laughing!

@cje886 7 ай бұрын

I need the full Trump v Trump debate, it would work so well and be iconic.

@realandsurreal 7 ай бұрын

Got me to laugh out loud on Trump v Trump!

@MikeF-90909 7 ай бұрын

The NO BRAINS part was hilarious

@brianeick3748 7 ай бұрын

Best late night!

@BPIII71 7 ай бұрын

‘Previously’ should be its on 4 minute segment!!!😅😂

@70foolio 7 ай бұрын

Still concerned about the elderly man who fell in the opening. 😢

@NewMessage 7 ай бұрын

SAG strike is over!

@nswanberg 7 ай бұрын

Citizens, we have an ex-president who is so disgraced by his actions as president that he refuses to participate in his own party's primary debates. This is a warning to all of us that he is not fit to serve. If it is all you do Vote BLUE! If we don't get rid of Citizens United, the electoral college all while apportioning our Senate our country is finished.

@thomasbabcock5174 7 ай бұрын

That Trump vs Trump was genius..😂 The master-debator.😊 Too funny,but scary to think about.

@papabois5001 7 ай бұрын

Jimmy!! I laugh till I feel off my chair… 😂 Salute👊🏼

@TahtahmesDiary 7 ай бұрын

Nah, how is an old man falling funny? That looks like everyone’s worst nightmare is your body giving out while you hold nasty trash 😢 I’m with you, sir! ✊🏾

@xxxDREADEDxxx 7 ай бұрын

I don't think he'd have posted it if the end was tragic. It's the old guy's own Ring camera footage, who shared it? 😉

@itsROMPERS... 7 ай бұрын

I came here to make this comment! I don't see what's funny about an old guy hurting himself.

@JennyLouLou 7 ай бұрын

I'm with you. I just can't see any humor in it.

@Digital_David 7 ай бұрын

You people have no sense of humor. The footage was submitted, so someone in his own household must have put it online. I wasn't laughing, until he hit the hillside on the far left and continued to sprint downhill. Seconds later, we don't see him, but we hear him say "Ow!" THEN, I laughed. I would laugh at myself, if that was me, too.

@mykingdomforak9 7 ай бұрын

@@Digital_David A "carer" in his household uploaded this extremely disturbing footage online, 😔 and the person hired for the Jimmy Kimmel Show KZfaq platform cleared this cruelty! We need to Google the contacts for the Jimmy Kimmel Show, and advise them that the person uploading abusive shorts, over the last few weeks, has zero-mindfulness over what is wholesome content. It's all been animal cruelty, child endangernent, and now elder abuse! I bet Jimmy hasn't seen, and doesn't know what has been uploaded on his channel. Jimmy has ❤, and the person hired for his channel clearly does not!