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One employee (Mikey Day) fields customers' (Luke Null, Kyle Mooney, Kenan Thompson, Leslie Jones, Saoirse Ronan, Chris Redd, Aidy Bryant, Cecily Strong, Pete Davidson, Heidi Gardner, Kate McKinnon) returns.
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@gretchen9163 4 жыл бұрын

This isn’t even a sketch, that’s just retail

@Kay-rq6gd 4 жыл бұрын

I had someone yell at me bc I ‘couldn’t spell his name right!’ He gave the wrong spelling for his membership

@LisaGallegos 4 жыл бұрын

😆

@iamkroot6098 4 жыл бұрын

I was working at the Halloween store, we had a lady go “hey I know the returns for this stop a week before Halloween but, can I return them” “I’m sorry but we can only do exchanges after seven days before Halloween, we can’t do returns” “Nobody told me that” (Mentally) somebody clearly did

@jakethesnake4040 4 жыл бұрын

Probably Crying tbh damn right and I hate that your right 😂😂😂 been a server for awhile, not as bad as retail but you wouldn’t believe the dumb shit I hear

@karenvegas316 4 жыл бұрын

OAT351 that word, *schadenfreude* so classy 🙏🏻😪

@melanieh525 4 жыл бұрын

Cecily Strong’s “viral” girl is WILDLY accurate 😭

@garfield5179 4 жыл бұрын

She reminds me of Woah Vicky

@darthcuddles7663 4 жыл бұрын

It’s sad that sometimes people side with the viral girls

@madabouthollyoaks411 4 жыл бұрын

FIND THIS MAN! Lmao

@entertain7us148 4 жыл бұрын

Cecily is perfect

@SarahEHowson 4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Had a random dude film me and ask me loaded questions. Smiled the whole time and was devo didn't go viral.

@HaxRangx3 4 жыл бұрын

"That is a racial discrimination!" "Ma'am, you're white!" " You don't know that!!" Lmao!

@cvc1814 4 жыл бұрын

lmao lmao

@gamingdude5739 4 жыл бұрын

She thinks she’s Micheal Jackson. HeE HeE

@_SatakshiBhardwaj 4 жыл бұрын

@Tom Hewitt meaning??

@firstal3799 4 жыл бұрын

That's racist Stephanie

@madvidz9819 3 жыл бұрын

Dylan and that’s still better than the crook alternate.

@ecamville2928 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like Kate McKinnon is like....MEANT to play old ladies.

@christineferreira2181 3 жыл бұрын

Kate makes the cutest old ladies

@gillbray2889 3 жыл бұрын

And old men. (rudy)

@Tomer_nur 3 жыл бұрын

Nah she was born to play Justin Bieber

@lucscott3631 3 жыл бұрын

And also Rudy Giuliani

@reaper411b 3 жыл бұрын

Kate McKinnon's a goddamn legend

@smnoy23 4 жыл бұрын

This is totally unrealistic. Customers are NEVER this reasonable and intelligent.

@tawannadaniels3949 4 жыл бұрын

🤭😂😂😂

@pop5678eye 3 жыл бұрын

Also, customers never finish bitching after only 20 seconds. They yell for two minutes before even telling the clerk what they are bitching about in the first place.

@gabibellebb 3 жыл бұрын

Dang I can't tell if you're joking or not but it's comedy it's supposed to be overdramatic and unrealistic

@srldwg 3 жыл бұрын

@@gabibellebb yeah, they were being sarcastic 😋

@XLTBlarg 3 жыл бұрын

@@gabibellebb Real customers are much was was his point.

@rose-ui6hk 3 жыл бұрын

3:31 "Ethel, you did it again!" I love that not only is he on a first name basis with Ethel, but this interaction has also occurred more than once.

@philmedeiros2497 2 жыл бұрын

Lool if you work retail you know there's always one or two loons that always stop by and well, makes life "interesting" aha

@runeclovegates 2 жыл бұрын

that scene reminded me of Gilly haha

@sha11235 Жыл бұрын

Same thing with Cecily's character. He sees her and he says, "No, not again," meaning she has done this stuff before.

@Seetiyan Жыл бұрын

@@philmedeiros2497IT'S SO TRUE. 😂😂

@jameshicks12 3 ай бұрын

Way to state the obvious.

@maddogsmith5719 4 жыл бұрын

Every Single Person: "This sketch is going well!" Cecily: "You ain't seen nothing yet."

@hadracks 3 жыл бұрын

I feel that way about Kate McKinnon, she is always the last and often steals the show.

@bobbyfeet2240 2 жыл бұрын

True, but Cecily makes her work for it.

@bschro7146 3 жыл бұрын

I always love it when a skit incorporates pretty much the whole cast

@buzztrucker 5 жыл бұрын

Cecily Strong perfectly depicted that type of character. SPOT ON. Had me dyin'.

@freedapeeple4049 4 жыл бұрын

I saw a clip of her on a talk show and she didn't seem to have much presence in that situation. Maybe that's why she is not as famous as she should be. She is an amazing actor.

@BadWalmartCustomerServiceCom 4 жыл бұрын

"That type of character"? Can you be more specific? What type are you talking about?

@miguelavendano8818 4 жыл бұрын

Cookie lady at McDonald’s 🤣😂

@BadWalmartCustomerServiceCom 4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffharrison6059 What kind of response is that? You sound like one of those types of people.

@devong1838 4 жыл бұрын

@@BadWalmartCustomerServiceCom Shut The Fuck Up

@michaelwilliams369 6 жыл бұрын

“I’m leaving, don’t follow me.” Takes two steps “Are you coming!?” 😂

@margaritam.9118 6 жыл бұрын

Michael Williams xD Classic!

@ManPursueExcellence 6 жыл бұрын

Typical girl with a huge ego 😂

@erikkillmonger5624 6 жыл бұрын

Definitely the funniest moment in the sketch and any guy who has had a girlfriend knows that moment when you have no idea what she wants.

@ManPursueExcellence 6 жыл бұрын

M Jave LOL @ your emoji

@ApartmentViews 6 жыл бұрын

Eddie Panedi GFs? It appears you have a type. Be more thoughtful about who you date.

@penelopepitstop762 4 жыл бұрын

You couldn’t pay me enough to deal with the general public. I tip my hat to all of you who work retail.

@syedhasanmohiuddin827 4 жыл бұрын

**Tips my fedora back to you** 😆😆

@vicky248123 4 жыл бұрын

Oh trust me, they don't pay anyone enough in retail

@penelopepitstop762 4 жыл бұрын

Syed Hasan Mohiuddin 😂

@SarahEHowson 4 жыл бұрын

I’m about to go to work and I wish I could retire rn

@jamesmartin9401 4 жыл бұрын

It just depends on where you work. Bookstores aren't usually that chaotic, for example. You couldn't pay me enough to work in general big box.

@Turtlesbekool 3 жыл бұрын

“I look like an ‘urban’ in them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@LunatheMoonDragon 6 жыл бұрын

This isn’t even a joke. This is just live footage of my life

@guardianoftheduat 5 жыл бұрын

Excuse me? I want to speak to your manager

@Huski3s 5 жыл бұрын

Same

@adityathakoor4922 4 жыл бұрын

What was your Worst experience?

@sinunknown9929 4 жыл бұрын

My pain is sharp and constant... My reflection is no connection to myself... I do not wish for a better world for anyone... I want to inflict my pain on to others... This realization has not brought me any closer to understanding myself... As I drink the devil's piss I can hear him laughing as he spreads his wings...

@jschnei3 4 жыл бұрын

@@sinunknown9929: Holy schit man. You turning these SNL comments into some screamo metal lyric BS

@Kiwi_boii 5 жыл бұрын

"OH, YOU GUYS SEE THAT. HE JUST KILLED THIS OLD LADY." "HMM HMM HE GOING VIRAL"

@sixto5813 4 жыл бұрын

I'm dying laughing

@bulldozer8950 4 жыл бұрын

“Old lady looks at camera”

@Nottheguywhokilledgeorgefloyd 4 жыл бұрын

Who played the old lady?

@johnnydonnahue6855 4 жыл бұрын

Skyler Gasperini Kate McKinnon

@josemartell1346 3 жыл бұрын

Viruhll!!

@mariannecontrino6297 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who worked the customer service desk at K-Mart during high school, and when I'd come home for break my first few years of college, I gotta say this is SOOOO far off base. These customers are way too intelligent, kind, and patient than the real deal. From the guy who modeled the women's underwear sets he was trying on for my coworker, because he wanted a "woman's opinion", to the guy who returned a pair of incredibly used golf shoes, complete with scorecard, mini pencil, dirt, grass, and lady bugs in the box, oh the stories I could tell. But my personal favorite, the one that still keeps me up at night, was the old woman who came in the day after Christmas, the busiest return day of the year, with FOUR HUGE GARBAGE BAGS full of yarn she bought the week prior, because it was now .2¢ cheaper, and she wanted the price adjustment. This was late '90's, so we didn't have the same technology we do today, which meant, according to store policy, I had to manually type in the UPC code of each roll, type in the old price, type in the UPC again, and new price. There were about, no exaggeration here, 50+ people in line behind her by the end of the roughly 45 min. transaction. The grand total for all of it, about $7-8. The kicker is it didn't need to be that day, she still had about a month or two before it was too late. Man I shudder just thinking about it. Thankfully the customers behind her were pretty understanding, and most complimented me for staying so calm, as they were ready to go off on her. Good times!!

@adnarim6057 3 жыл бұрын

I worked for Dick’s Sporting Goods and I was a cashier. We did all the returns because we didn’t have a separate customer service. So we’d also have people return shoes that were clearly heavily used. Sooo ridiculous.

@BlueRoseGeek 3 жыл бұрын

I worked at Kmart and my handheld scanner was broken so I had to try to hoist a 75lb bag of dog food onto my countertop to scan it. Not surprisingly, the bag busted open and there was dog food EVERYWHERE. One of my all time worst days in my retail career. I was probably 23 years old and was making like $7.25 an hour and living in an efficiency apartment thinking my day couldn't get any worse 😛

@Chentzilla 2 жыл бұрын

>From the guy that who modeled the women's underwear sets he was trying for my coworker, because he wanted a "woman's opinion", Sorry, don't quite get what happened here :(

@adamgh0 2 жыл бұрын

I worked at K-Mart too. You should see the hysteria that a lost layaway causes.

@lucyfir2166 2 жыл бұрын

@@Chentzilla he was buying women's underwear and probably his kink is for a woman to see them on him

@pam255 3 жыл бұрын

Heidi (walking away) "now we'll never know if I'm pregnant" Mikey: "oh, you're pregnant" lmao

@nanananaorange8334 5 жыл бұрын

“You’re white” “ *YOU DONT KNOW THAT* “ Honestly I love this video so much

@Nihilist_Porcupine 5 жыл бұрын

All the florida Cubans like *surprised pikachu*

@jika9137 5 жыл бұрын

Omg it’s Woah Vicky

@sha11235 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you can never get tired of it. At least this sketch was good. A lot of them suck shit.

@buzztrucker 5 жыл бұрын

Cecily Strong played that type of character to a tee. So perfect.

@helenohenzo2778 4 жыл бұрын

you didnt catch also the fact, he says white isnt race aka racial discrimination doesnt apply to white?

@moss_yt 6 жыл бұрын

“These Dungarees are too baggy, I look like an *_urban_* in them.” That line was so unnecessary, but it added so much 🤣

@wienersmcbutts 6 жыл бұрын

That's literally the only part of the entire sketch I laughed at

@wguevara86 6 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@AsSereneMonstersRest 6 жыл бұрын

yeah. it added another layer of reality to an already too real skit. I worked retail..... this shit is giving me flashbacks. In that Black Friday through Week After Christmas returns season of Hell on Earth kinda way.

@meganamero8928 6 жыл бұрын

Emily B nice profile picture

@rubyandlilac 6 жыл бұрын

I died

@leo-lj2tn 4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to see more appreciation for Mikey Day. Dude is always top notch with whatever character he is.

@ms.rstake_1211 2 жыл бұрын

😊👍🏿

@sha11235 Жыл бұрын

I like him too, although some of the stuff he gets isn't worth his time. This was okay.

@uzurpon 3 жыл бұрын

The pregnancy-test: -I told ya. Now we'll never know.

@marloyates2223 5 жыл бұрын

Woman: I’m leaving don’t follow me. Are you coming? Man: yes, I don’t know what to do

@Heavenzvoice 5 жыл бұрын

Marlo Yates I e actually witnessed this kind of showdown with couples like this... the guy like an idiot just takes it. Have no idea why.

@sha11235 5 жыл бұрын

@@tohumblyvogue He's no Simpson there.

@Whattteverrrr 5 жыл бұрын

MrGerdbrecht i guess you must be an adult virgin 🤭🤭🤭

@MrGerdbrecht 5 жыл бұрын

@@Whattteverrrr ?

@MrGerdbrecht 5 жыл бұрын

@@Daberney There is nothing interesting in your "talking".

@myamarie55 6 жыл бұрын

"I'm leaving, don't follow me. Are you coming?" 😭😭😭😭

@GeorgeWBush-sx2ih 5 жыл бұрын

Mya Marie hahahahah yeah my step sister told her boyfriend this one time to get lost and go home then was wondering like 10 minutes later why he was leaving I was so done

@thinblacknoodles 5 жыл бұрын

That one was the best lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ashton_gaming8670 5 жыл бұрын

Mya Marie I know lol and she’s hot

@gabrielus123gabby 5 жыл бұрын

"YES I dont know what to do!."

@1989TaylorsVersiom 5 жыл бұрын

This means you follow us like a puppy!

@JA-fu5yw 4 жыл бұрын

"Im leaving DONT follow me!" "Are you coming?!" 😂

@fitriariani6841 2 жыл бұрын

The saoirse ronan one, "dont follow me" "Are you coming?" Lol

@mattiechi 5 жыл бұрын

"I look like an urban in them" DEAD

@tingting35 4 жыл бұрын

@spim randsley And racist as hell.

@AntonXul 4 жыл бұрын

That line was the best.

@AntonXul 4 жыл бұрын

Not Green Urban is another way of saying Ghetto.

@MaeMaeTube 3 жыл бұрын

@@tingting35 not really

@jonblablabla1014 3 жыл бұрын

Ima get her a giftcard to Urban Outfitters for christmas.... I bet she'd like that lol

@greatvaluebleach3533 6 жыл бұрын

"He just killed that old lady" old lady damn nearly killed him

@Klaaism 5 жыл бұрын

Was that an air bag?

@fredjones2047 5 жыл бұрын

@@Klaaism ye

@randycunningham7318 21 күн бұрын

Haha. Yeah I get it. You should write for SNL.

@EliasWolf77 2 жыл бұрын

1:22 How Jada treats Will Smith which is why he's gotta punch everyone now

@AJScraps 4 жыл бұрын

“Man what kinda adult be dookie-n in his pants?!!” Got me good 😂🤣🤣

@randycunningham7318 21 күн бұрын

Yeah. Comedy gold right there. Really.

@ManPursueExcellence 6 жыл бұрын

“That’s racial discrimination ” “You’re white” “You don’t know that!” 😆😆😆😂😂😂

@Flowertot 5 жыл бұрын

woah vicky is quaking

@user-ti2xi9bd4u 5 жыл бұрын

i died

@rodneywhite406 5 жыл бұрын

I was so fucking done after that.

@richardfloyd4029 5 жыл бұрын

you can be racist to whites, asians or blacks

@taptap8612 5 жыл бұрын

Richard Floyd is white to white that’s why itz not a racial discrimination

@babyzorilla 6 жыл бұрын

KMart hasn't been that busy in years

@Ariy6112 6 жыл бұрын

nationofmillions lol very true

@jensing6889 6 жыл бұрын

That's the real joke :p

@tammyforbes2101 6 жыл бұрын

Ours closed down last year and it never had more then 5 people in the store at any one time. Walmart kills everything but Chinese sweat shops.

@sal2975 6 жыл бұрын

Tammy Forbes Bad management killed Kmart.

@ragnarocking 6 жыл бұрын

I thought they went bankrupt years ago. Couldn't compete with the two-headed beast that is Amazon & Walmart

@reign.of.giselle 4 жыл бұрын

cecily strong kills every sketch she's in, LOVE HER.

@miagonzo5522 3 жыл бұрын

"a woman's hand muff" i love his characters 🤣🤣

@KNakanishi 5 жыл бұрын

Customer service, or as I like to call it: the thin veil between civilized society and complete chaos.

@RobJazzful 5 жыл бұрын

K. Nakanishi You’ve been there, right?

@hauntedvoice526 4 жыл бұрын

Nah mostly complete chaos and god forbid they might have to wait for something

@biatsoho1332 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha true talk. But so funny all the same.

@HalloweenStalker666 4 жыл бұрын

keeping ur likes at 666

@kokroucz 3 жыл бұрын

l love that! I did my time in store as student some 15 years ago. You would never get so many reasons to hate people in any other regular job.

@icandy630 4 жыл бұрын

Soirse Ronan's american accent is quite nice!

@bryandelahoz6063 3 жыл бұрын

She loses it a couple of times.

@calebbohrer3757 3 жыл бұрын

@@bryandelahoz6063 on what lines? Sounded clean to me

@rinsedpie 3 жыл бұрын

She is so beautiful

@miloradowicz 3 жыл бұрын

@@rinsedpie her character is not.

@XVeganDaveGodFreeX 3 жыл бұрын

*Saoirse And can we talk about her legs? Damn!!

@OceanHedgehog 4 жыл бұрын

I love that Kyle's character didn't even open the box of magnum condoms while claiming how they don't fit.

@DaveOJ 2 жыл бұрын

Good catch.

@sha11235 Жыл бұрын

They couldn't do that on network TV, but cable they would've.

@kcsunshine7408 4 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! "She pregnant man!" 😂

@jeffct87 6 жыл бұрын

The quickest return line I've ever seen.

@navetdusang7472 6 жыл бұрын

Jeffrey Terrian 😅😅😅

@sharondalewis1620 5 жыл бұрын

Right!!

@solodon8008 4 жыл бұрын

Jeff Terrian ikr😂😂😂

@thinktank4205 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm leaving don't follow me" "Are you coming" 😂

@martinpalmer9810 3 жыл бұрын

@OAT351 My sentiments exactly. My first wife was forever bitching at me for every little thing. Nothing was ever good enough for her, especially after sex she couldn't wait to begin ranting and raving about how I never satisfied her. One night, after a rather torrid session of "love-making," she began to tear into me with a vengeance about how she didn't get off. I turned to her and said, "Damn, woman, I just gave you the best 20 seconds of your life and you damn well know it!" She'll be over soon with her new boyfriend who works at Walmart. He just recently got promoted to Sporting Goods, or something like that, and they are going to take the kids to some fancy restaurant - Applebee's or Red Lobster - I don't give a hoot in hell. She is happy and living the "good life," as she says but is late, as usual. In the meantime, the kids were hungry, so I told them they could finish the leftover chocolate cake from last night's dessert.

@brooklynbaby642 3 жыл бұрын

@@martinpalmer9810 WTF

@deviantmoore9744 3 жыл бұрын

@@martinpalmer9810 Uhhh... Good luck? I guess? Hope you're happy too.

@rest9520 3 жыл бұрын

@@martinpalmer9810 uh

@rgerber 2 жыл бұрын

@@martinpalmer9810 that story started out so good and then it turned into a tangled mess of

@hectorarredondo6929 4 жыл бұрын

“I’m gonna shop at a different store you just lost a customer” I have heard that too many times

@angeleyesgreen1586 4 жыл бұрын

Right? Everytime some jumped up dipsh!t tells me he's "never coming back here again", I just want to say, "you promise?"

@musclebunny2601 3 жыл бұрын

Her: that’s racist Him: your white Her: you don’t know dat

@lilliandoe3964 6 жыл бұрын

"YOU GOIN' VIRAL!"

@jv-lk7bc 6 жыл бұрын

"can I talk?"

@corintheahensley5595 6 жыл бұрын

That was obnoxious lol

@hadokenexe 6 жыл бұрын

God I've seen morons like this for real when I worked at MCDs

@aaronseidl5941 6 жыл бұрын

HE KILLED THAT OLD LADY!

@jacobmiller6597 6 жыл бұрын

Haha the world star ratchet just need to throw these obnoxious assholes off a cliff

@barringtonjohnson2925 5 жыл бұрын

That viral lady needs to b in ALOT MORE SKITS

@ev7985 5 жыл бұрын

She is, it's Cecily Strong. A lot of people rave about Kate McKinnon but I think Cecily is just as awesome and can portray just as many characters.

@ebonyeyed08ti 5 жыл бұрын

Barrington Johnson I know she was my favorite, I dis like ghetto people but she did a great impersonation.

@deepdarkmidnight 5 жыл бұрын

@@ev7985 I believe they meant the character to be in more skits, not the actress.

@ev7985 5 жыл бұрын

@@deepdarkmidnight yeah, I'd love that. XD would be hilarious.

@Heavenzvoice 5 жыл бұрын

E V agreed...

@theloreoverseer7106 3 жыл бұрын

1:27 that burn was so bad that even Mikey Day was like: Damn!

@athul2922 2 жыл бұрын

As a customer service representative, I totally agree with this skit ! This are 💯 % accurate 🤣

@sha11235 Жыл бұрын

I've been there with telemarketing crap.

@unfabulouslyfabulous 6 жыл бұрын

Cecily’s character on Facebook live was my fave

@michelleeaton6602 6 жыл бұрын

Jackie Perez Agreed! Hilarious!

@Jose-nu6rj 6 жыл бұрын

Jackie Perez they were probably just making fun of woahvicky 😂

@cashoutboexxl5484 6 жыл бұрын

Jose Alcala they were she actually did that

@Oshawatt 6 жыл бұрын

It would have been better if she was actually recording to Facebook live

@josh_a_pet7871 6 жыл бұрын

Jackie Perez literally woahvicky

@MrMarioAnthony 6 жыл бұрын

Okay but Cecily strong is criminally underrated.

@soph7480 6 жыл бұрын

right! she's my favorite tbh. her in the QVC sketch makes me cry every single time from laughter. she's too good!

@tarrahb 6 жыл бұрын

Cecily is incredibly talented. So much fun to watch

@jojopemb2218 6 жыл бұрын

She is. I’m hoping that now that Kate is doing more movie roles and things like that, Cecily can be more up front in skits. Aidy is also really good.

@thetylife 6 жыл бұрын

Right she kills it every time !!!

@tawnygaona9114 6 жыл бұрын

I wanna know why they took her off of Weekend Update. She was so good.

@deltajean119 3 жыл бұрын

Kenan is my favorite part of this whole circus. “kindly point me to the men’s muff section.”

@ELITESrBAMOFOS945 3 жыл бұрын

Having worked in retail for so long, I absolutely relate to the batshit crazy customer that's such a frequent flyer you are on first name basis with them xD

@msdevinawhite 6 жыл бұрын

Bruh, all that's missing is someone trying to return something that's clearly from another store, or a library book lmaoooooo

@navetdusang7472 6 жыл бұрын

Bombastic Dev 😅😅😅😅

@kenya1067 6 жыл бұрын

Not a library book 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm weak! Retail is worth it just for the relatability with other workers, lol.

@MJofLakelandX 5 жыл бұрын

OMG. Someone did that to me at Dunkin Donuts a few years back!... Wanted to return a fish sandwich -- DD doesn't sell fish sandwiches of any kind. Why would anyone return their food?

@randycunningham7318 21 күн бұрын

Yeah. So funny. You should write for SNL. Really.

@hmwoof6272 5 жыл бұрын

Omg, I almost chocked on my drink when that freaking airbag deployed from the scooter.

@SirEriol 5 жыл бұрын

The funniest thing is that it opens on the wrong side.

@demetriusmiddleton1246 4 жыл бұрын

I almost chocked reading your comment!👀🤣

@The-Warrior-Optimist 4 жыл бұрын

*Choked, not " chocked".... Your phone literally corrects it for your ..

@louradelaney69 4 жыл бұрын

‘Chocked’ ?

@djsojuicy 4 жыл бұрын

Jay you*

@royalsoldier6569 2 жыл бұрын

3:33😂Been looking for this everywhere. She probably told that old lady to do it lol.

@caryeddy6928 2 жыл бұрын

" he just killed that old lady!!"🤣

@K.Impact 6 жыл бұрын

The funniest thing is that this isn't exaggerated by much.

@Me-ir6we 5 жыл бұрын

K. Impact It’s actually under exaggerated

@browtf4796 6 жыл бұрын

Don’t follow me. Are you coming?

@erikkillmonger5624 6 жыл бұрын

Laughed my ass off at that.

@OvSpP 6 жыл бұрын

Everyday of my boyfriend's life.

@alessandraleigh9919 6 жыл бұрын

Belen Morales Super accurate portrayal of women xD

@Mia7189 6 жыл бұрын

IKR? Cracks me up every time. 🤣

@kd1234543 6 жыл бұрын

Belen Morales My girlfriend 😂😂😂 ... i dont have a girlfriend ☹️

@StefanSaba 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the most accurate and cleverly written sketches from them I've seen in a long time

@51Dixon1 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 friggin Saoirse Ronan. She made me laugh so hard because I was not expecting her to swear. I honestly died laughing from this sketch. The airbag from Ethel

@rinjimaru 6 жыл бұрын

Lmao! That couple is 100% life

@livingabstraction2206 6 жыл бұрын

rinjimaru The pregnant one or the bitchy girlfriend one?

@tabortoothtiger7580 6 жыл бұрын

@Living Abstraction I'd say both. There are literally people this dumb in the world....lol

@fjo9492 6 жыл бұрын

Tabee Homman I've seen people like the Facebook Live girl and it made me more sad than make me burst in laughter...

@OvSpP 6 жыл бұрын

I know right! Ethel and that clerk were made for each other!

@smuglife5230 6 жыл бұрын

I really hope this becomes a series! "I'm leaving, don't follow me" part was hilarious

@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm wondering. Of course, you'd have Cecily's character there.

@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын

Know what? What else could they have customers return to be just as funny? Maybe it is only a one joke thing. Better to leave it alone.

@KyleMcfatter 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Mikey Day is always the unfortunate straight man in all of the service industry sketches.

@cmp7083 2 жыл бұрын

I used to work at a Kmart… this is accurate as hell!

@virginiathornton 2 жыл бұрын

I believe it.

@2theOmega 6 жыл бұрын

"I'm leaving, Don't follow me!.... Are you coming?"- This is something my mom does all the time lol.

@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын

And if Nicole had acted like this, Simpson never would've had a chance.

@OvSpP 6 жыл бұрын

You're white! You don't know that!

@agonleed3841 6 жыл бұрын

TheAnyfingname shit was hilarious

@drphot6050 6 жыл бұрын

She white but her ass aint

@princessangel821 6 жыл бұрын

LOL dude, I cried when I heard that one. Hilarious

@sdfg8202 6 жыл бұрын

woah vicky

@aliciabell6688 6 жыл бұрын

This is from my life.

@nicon1391 4 жыл бұрын

Kenan's facial expressions are funny enough to make someone laugh even before he says a line 😂

@sometimesitbelikedat2529 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a fan of Mikey Day's acting. Respect.

@pink_lemonade76 6 жыл бұрын

Saoirse Ronan's American accent is so good!

@brunobarbosa1900 5 жыл бұрын

Vicki She was actually born in America and she is American Irish! 😉

@sharondalewis1620 5 жыл бұрын

@@brunobarbosa1900 maybe, but being born on America doesn't automatically mean you have an American accent if you were actually raised elsewhere tho

@HeinousAnus 6 жыл бұрын

Please make this a recurring bit!

@butterflyqueen9260 6 жыл бұрын

First name Last name yes

@1badjesus401 6 жыл бұрын

First name Last name No.Please Don't.

@jingocalderon7117 6 жыл бұрын

First name Last name I think they plan to. He said to the ghetto white lady "ma'am you come in here a lot. & he also knew the old lady on a 1st named basis. Xmas is coming, they could def do 1 on "holiday retuned presents". Being that he knew the 2 women I feel like their trying to already set him up as a character for future rolls.

@Nerdswagboss 6 жыл бұрын

This bit is going viral. On Facebook live.

@firstnamelastname4821 6 жыл бұрын

Nice name

@bread8936 4 жыл бұрын

2:00 as a bird owner I can confirm this definitely happens

@stephnes2505 4 жыл бұрын

_“I look like an URBAN in them”_

@ladychips 4 жыл бұрын

cecily strong's character is so real and so many these days

@flisko123 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@mahatmaniggandhi2898 2 жыл бұрын

she's from karenistan in san antonio valley

@KeithBelow 6 жыл бұрын

The only way that this could have been more accurate is if one person demanded cash back instead of store credit.

@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын

Oh, all you get is store credit?

@piotrkowalski3869 6 жыл бұрын

I noticed that the credit they give is often worth more that what a person lost in cash. If yo know basic maths you can get a better deal than when being hell-bent you n getting your cash back.

@YugiohMaster1987 5 жыл бұрын

Piotr Kowalski Can you explain? Please. Cause $100 cash vs $100 store credit, is technically equivalent. Both are subject to sales tax as well as state tax. But cash 99% will always be the more opportune choice, seeing as it is legal tender in the United States and can be converted to other currencies...across the entire planet. While the store credit is ONLY valid within that chain of particular stores. Cause you said if you can do basic math, store credit is better....which basic math would say that they are equivalent, but CoD/CoH (cash on delivery/cash on hand) outweighs store credit at almost every point.

@ansahs 5 жыл бұрын

I'm totally with Courtney here. Especially if I'm pissed about your f'd up item and would rather purchase at another store. F your credit gimmie my cash back.

@emilinebelle7811 5 жыл бұрын

And sit In the floor and refused to leave until they get their way. (True story.)

@diegoreyes23 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm leaving, don't follow me, okay, are you COMING?! YES! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO " 🤣🤣😅

@readthedwelling 2 жыл бұрын

Mikey Day needs to be in every sketch forever.

@julianhicks401 6 жыл бұрын

"I look like an *urban* in them" lmaoo

@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын

What does that mean, anyway?

@mazzar1213 6 жыл бұрын

someone trashy who lives in a city

@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын

Never heard it like this before. Thanks Michael.

@eli560044 6 жыл бұрын

sha11235 it's actually a race joke that's why the crowd didn't react as much....she was saying she looks like a black dude because they were "baggy"

@rodneywhite406 5 жыл бұрын

Looking like one of those blacks! Lmao It's so fucking funny!😂🤣😂🤣😂

@AndyDuphresne 4 жыл бұрын

“These Dungarees that I bought are too baggy. I look like an *urban* in them” God I love Kate

@tonibauer2949 3 жыл бұрын

I absolutely screamed at that! Freakin hilarious and like something some of the old people in my over 55 building would actually say!

@umar-s3931 3 жыл бұрын

Back when “Goin Viral” had a different meaning. 😭😭

@karlesmcquade2863 2 жыл бұрын

Hearing Saoirse Ronan say “bitch on the rag” in a perfect American accent is priceless.

@mort8568 6 жыл бұрын

Cecily was the best part

@RaymondHng 6 жыл бұрын

antiglue She stole the scene.

@trollskullkid69 6 жыл бұрын

antiglue I laughed more at Kate McKinnon, tbh

@leahalburtus7464 6 жыл бұрын

"You goin' viral! You goin' viral!"

@soph7480 6 жыл бұрын

100%

@fjo9492 6 жыл бұрын

antiglue her character was so realistic.

@jaeshasway 6 жыл бұрын

That pregnancy test joke was hilarious!! 🤣

@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын

The way Heidi looks in one of the shots, she looks zonked out of her mind.

@dinonugget1671 2 жыл бұрын

Just the sentence “I look Urban in them” kills me every time

@ecardullo10 2 жыл бұрын

Kyle Mooney needs to be in more things and Cecily Strong is a GD national treasure.

@Maiasgameroom 6 жыл бұрын

“I’m leaving, DONT follow me! Are you coming?!” 😂

@bashful_michael 6 жыл бұрын

The funniest line of the sketch: He's actually a bitch on the rag! I've never heard that before but it was hilarious.

@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, usually it's a woman who is that. I've heard this before.

@SurrealKangaroo12 6 жыл бұрын

“On the rag” means to have a period.

@nextstationtoheaven 6 жыл бұрын

Sorry, but who doesn't know that???

@jaleesagreene6800 6 жыл бұрын

Mikey Day's face though.

@OvSpP 6 жыл бұрын

Simon James All the men you know must be pretty nice then.

@kiddchris9579 2 жыл бұрын

"And y'all tryna charge me a hunnid dollas" lmao 😂🤣 that "hunnid dollas" is what makes this so accurate

@zacharybohlman4069 4 жыл бұрын

3:00 these are always the ones that have the most kids

@lunespark9 6 жыл бұрын

this is the funniest skit I've seen in a while XD when kate ran into that desk i DIED

@NICKNAC2110 6 жыл бұрын

Samantha Rose you died, how u here

@carolc6082 6 жыл бұрын

Samantha Rose wow...scary how I didn't realize that was Kate😳

@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын

Well, it gets funnier the more times you watch it.

@sha11235 6 жыл бұрын

Well, who did you think that was? Lorne?

@panteleimonnielsen225 6 жыл бұрын

Heh, having worked short stints in food service, I can attest there really are people not unlike Kate's character

@kensan9000 6 жыл бұрын

that pregnancy test one you see coming from a mile away and it still got me

@rkcj101 5 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo now well never know

@sha11235 5 жыл бұрын

@@rkcj101 Heidi looked like she was on drugs.

@JJthekid-gw1jd 3 жыл бұрын

"he killed that old lady" 😂

@CasualGamer11 3 жыл бұрын

mikey was great in this - I loved his performance for some reason lmao

@fortheblackfuture5184 6 жыл бұрын

"These Dungarees I bought are too baggy, I look like an urban in them." lmao LAWD I do not miss working in retail, you're basically an emotional punching bag for the entire earth

@argenaS 5 жыл бұрын

I want to apologize for that... emotional punching bag... that's sad. How wrong would you have to be raised to treat someone like that...

@chengliu872 6 жыл бұрын

"These jeans are too dungerees are too baggy, I look like an urban in them" 😁😁😁

@Zer0san 4 жыл бұрын

Didn't work the customer service counter but I did a 5 year stretch at Walmart in electronics, each type of customer in this video gave me Nam flashbacks. When I saw the old lady I wanted to go on break

@samwood917 4 жыл бұрын

Every bit in this sketch is just perfection

@leob5454 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who works in the return counter, I can asure this is a 100% acurate.

@jage5256 4 жыл бұрын

More than... It's horrible...

@pop5678eye 4 жыл бұрын

It's not accurate at all. A real customer will bitch at you for 2 minutes straight instead of just 20 seconds...

@falkner9072 4 жыл бұрын

I bet you have so many good stories to tell.

@jage5256 4 жыл бұрын

@@falkner9072 yeah it's rough. But now work much better place! I love ppl who bring back luggage after they use it for two years. Expecting a refund. Ugh. 🤣

@falkner9072 4 жыл бұрын

@@jage5256 Glad to hear

@luisangelsalcedo8070 6 жыл бұрын

I think this sketch is just a nod to all the poor souls who have to work in customer service. They have to deal with this kind of shit everyday, especially during the holidays, and still find a way to keep their cool. I could not do it, I’d be fighting every day.