that was hilarious, it's like damn, that's cold blooded but you know that's happening all over the place, first-timers being turned down for less qualified legacies

😂😂😂

damn... that has double meaning. was it intentional?

The Classie Lassie a good skit ? I enjoyed it. I give you a link for an original video link is in brackets an original video of mine link is in brackets [ KAMALA HEY! Beatle tune gave (tuvokspock@gmail.com) the idea for this video. - KZfaq ]

That was the only funny bit

Lmaooo

@@halliegeary8701 hi what's funny with that profile pic??

@@halliegeary8701 ohh ok thanks for clarifying man/woman/other/gender x 🙂😎😎

@@Jason.cbr1000rr thanks for clarifying!!! that's all

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Those sneaky East Asian

Best line was Aunt Becky production

Lies again? Los Angeles Movies USD SGD

Heidi delivered that perfectly

@@thatflatfellow idk that last line got me - "u mean this whole time she wasnt really asian?" DED

This stupid comment does not serve an answer, but should not go unchallenged.

She doesn't teach them HOW to play soccer, she merely teaches them the joys of soccer which I like to imagine just involves telling them about it

@@Diamondelight92 Getting a snail to feel joy is an amazing feat in and of itself.

This was a fabulous interaction

I would admit this girl, in the hospital. She needs help tho. Why would snails enjoy soccer but not tennis?

How are the snails doing?

An aspiring story for those little snails....

This is the cutest comment I’ve ever seen.

For those that didn't pause the video this is what the extracurricular of Jackie Kebbler said.

Fitbaw

Jacquelynn sure there are, it’s just that they’re the Ben Carson’s of the world lol

Let's guess "Jacquelynn"s race, shall we?

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I don't know if you're joking or not?

@@LickMyMusketBallsYankee what?

Very realistic. Sounds exactly like some of my family members

You might have one drop of native blood.

Right.

@@Sullaban huh?

I got in cause I’m smarter 🤷🏾‍♂️

Or white

Mike Studmuffin they call him the godfather?

@@omarijohnson822 No, they don't call him the god father for nothing. Like they don't do it, and they don't have to do anything

NiftyNette He is my favorite. He’s hilarious. I haven’t watched SNL in a long time, like in a few years because most of those actors I knew and I don’t like them but I love him...is he still in SNL?

I wish they’d fire him. He’s not funny and he’s been there too long.

@@ivi122 Yes.

His stab victims probably are, too.

No but u will be

I remember this one guy in the same dorm building and floor as I was my last year. Probably the applications board's reasoning for letting him in too.

Lies again? Hello Cash

youtubesucks that’s rly racist man...

youtubesucks I know for a fact that I do more volunteer work than most of my non-Asian classmates. Half of the kids on student council are also Asian. Saying no Asians have leadership qualities or care about the community is as false as saying all mexican people are illegal immigrants or all black people are criminals

@youtubesucks Let's take this one at a time. First, it is false that Asian students are lower on leadership and community care. If you read the lawsuit case + arguments (which you likely didn't), the only aspect that was shown to be consistently lower was personality. Even this aspect can be disputed as the statistics are skewed to be biased in favor of the SFA, which built the case as a vehicle to take down affirmative action. The only takeaway you can have is that Harvard's admissions office likely held similar false biases like the ones you hold, that Asians only are good academically and have no other merits. In reality, Asian students simply performed on average above the rest when it came to grades and test scores and compared equally with other candidates when it came to extracurriculars, leadership, and personality (this was shown by the fact that Asians scored equally well as other candidates during the personal interview section, where "personality" is actually apparent). Next, all your "evidence" refers to Asian adults, specifically Asian business owners, not Asian students, so it is entirely irrelevant. It speaks nothing of Asian students. The claim that Asian business owners don't care outside of their own race is also ignorant of the social contexts. When first-generation Asian immigrants came to the US, they faced backlash and unfair obstacles especially in the business world, except when interacting with other Asians. Why try to take part in organizations that constantly deny you entry? Asian-Americans also tend to take part in other Asian groups because they are IMMIGRANTS; this is how they connect to the culture they left behind. / When it comes to Asian business owners paying lower salaries, YOU are looking at outliers. First where is your source for this? In general, salaries are not publicly available, so it seems you're basing this off very selective data. But let's take your claim about programmers (this isn't even the right term; it's software engineer, developer, etc.) making less under Asian-owned companies. Google, Microsoft, Adobe, Mastercard, Nokia and many more are ran by Asian CEOs, and the software engineers at these companies are among the highest paid. Of course, Asians care about the constitution. Most Asians who come to the US, care about the US and are grateful that they have built a place for themselves here. Why else would they come? In fact, many become American citizens, which actually requires you to have reasonable knowledge of the constitution. Most native-born Americans don't. Next, what does it mean to care about freedom?? At this point "freedom" is just an American political buzzword. Pretty much all developed nations have "freedom"; it's not the 1700s anymore. Politically, everyone tends to vote for their race, especially minorities, because minorities know that they are underrepresented and want people in leadership positions that understand their background. But also, white people will vote for other white people as well even if it's not best for the community. This is normal, and also your point doesn't mean much since it's subjective what best for the community means. Asians may vote for an Asian representative because that is the only candidate who will actually care about their needs. That's how our democratic system is designed. We don't vote for what's best for the majority; this eliminates minority opinions (I mean minority as in the inverse of majority not minority races) many of which are the primary sources of progress since the majority does not want to change. So we vote for what's best for us, and in the end, ideally we get the best overall result for everyone in the end. You will find that as a whole, community outreach is increasing among Asians, as a result of newer generations. Why? Because older generations did not care about community outreach. They were working to make a living. On the other hand, newer generations of Asians are simply Americans. They participate in community outreach just as much as any other person. This last statement about Asians being robots, is horribly racist. It has no truth, only a representation you've learned from the media. There are Asians with poor grades, Asians that play sports, as well as Asians who are book nerds. Having good grades and good test scores is not mutually exclusive with being a well-rounded human being with creativity, leadership ability, and self-reflective thought. Next, it is not xenophobic to not assimilate into American culture. It is also not invading. If you do not speak of European/white immigrants as invaders, then don't speak about Asian immigrants, or any other race, as invaders. On the other hand, American culture has been xenophobic towards Asians, either explicitly through laws (Chinese ban, Japanese internment camps) or implicitly (stereotyping in the media and in the workplace and denying representation in higher levels of leadership). Next, explain what a patriot is, or a person with a well-balanced thought process. My guess is that your definitions will contradict. Patriotism, in excess, is propaganda, and no thoughtful person would follow it. Now this last statement. The incredibly banal thought that you can be smart but bad at tests. And that creativity! Innovation! And leadership skills! are more valuable. This can be true. But disregarding socioeconomic differences, learning disabilities, etc. someone who has poor grades/low test scores indicates subpar retention of things they learn, an inability to apply concepts to new ideas, and a lack of problem solving skills. Tests have gotten significantly better at evaluating these factors. For creativity and innovation, especially now in a technological world where most things are pretty advanced, progress is hard to make without extremely technical backgrounds. BUT SPECIFICALLY FOR COLLEGE ADMISSIONS, oh boy do grades and test scores matter. They don't have to be perfect, but there's no use accepting someone no matter what your leadership skills are if you don't have the academic ability to survive at an Ivy League university. You'll flunk out in a semester. AND AGAIN, high grades aren't mutually exclusive with leadership skills or any other soft skills for that matter. Almost all accepted students are at the top in all areas, academically or otherwise. They are among the most passionate and most motivated students, and also have the most valuable, yet actually well-informed, ideas. Oh and also, when it comes to meritocracy, often the least qualified accepted students are white.

Also the whole specialized schools ordeal in NYC. Except they're going to do away with testing and any Tom, Dick, and Harry can get in without even earning their way in.

Dylan T. Man, I really appreciate you putting in all this work to write a rebuttal, even though the original comment has been deleted. You pretty much put everything that this admissions scandal thing has made me feel into words. So thanks for that.

I'm pretty sure this is how they decide which students get financial aid at typical college campuses.

Joseph Park #CaptainObvious strikes again

@@SmallSpoonBrigade I guess all the illegal admissions are over now. One got 14 days and the next may serve 2 or 3 months. End of admissions scandal.

look at Joseph finding the relevance. Well done

Wow Joseph really gets it, he’s got an eye for comedy

You were probably a terrible applicant. I bet you didn't have the m̶o̶n̶e̶y̶ scores to get in anyway.

@Rafael Jingles I thought the sarcasm was obvious? I was pointing out that these schools claim test score are what matter, when in reality, something as arbitrary as how rich you are is what really matters, and that's fucked up

USC What's that?

@@binyamina8850 University of Southern California. It's one of the schools at the center of this scandal.

@M Abdelati yikes🤦🏼‍♂️

Pure gold.

I would have replied with: having asions students are fine, its having asiens in this room that's the problem.

LMAOOO

@@queenb7209 tbh I didn't get that joke!

She's clearly not. I don't know how they couldn't see it. She's definitely a white supremacists.

I can tell this might have affected you since you cannot understand the difference between to and too...

Howard Hokie bruh shut the fuck up, what r u talking about

Jay Mills yes, yes it was

You're also forgetting "is the this" 😂😂

@@howardhokie9750 If there's any reason to call this comment stupid, it's the fact that it's just quoting the video and not applying any extra creativity or humor, not the fact that there's a grammar mistake.

That was the biggest laugh for me!

😂

Out of all the loudly delivered lines - this one little line was pure gold 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@@christinec.3506 That and Keenan double "Is this a trap" right before it. I really hope we see more of Heidi next season. She's sharp.

I don't understand that?

2:55

I watched it twice distracting and very good. I have a link for an original video. The link is in brackets that is quite interesting. video link is in brackets [KAMALA HEY! Beatle tune gave (tuvokspock@gmail.com) the idea for this video. - KZfaq] good video.

If they did this in 2020 SNL woulda been cancelled

The book "Bad Biz: Your Guide to Starting a For Profit College" by Corin Devaso is an interesting read. It's satire that shows how some colleges scam.

Acting

He was going to laugh because of the voice crack as he said it

I don't get it. Could you explain the context?

becky is a character from full house and she’s played by lori loughlin...

@@jonoave duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aunt Becky was Lori Loughlin's character on Full House. Loughlin is one of the actresses involved in the college admissions scandal.

I was looking for this comment! THANKS!

I heard Mars is fucking furious we got her.

really? how?

Garry meh

Sandra Oh is the queen of my heart. ✨❤

@@geccec3533 srsly. why. what do u see in the performance that makes u say that i really dont get it

Sandra Oh No She Didn't

I did ❤ that name😂😂🤣✌

They do that actually themselves. Every major production company has people who can produce stuff quickly for them, that they will use on set. So the company you're looking for is actually SNL.

T-shirt Hell?

My guess is it's cheaper for them to do it themselves. They sell materials in craft stores.. Print the image onto the special paper, iron it onto the shirt. It appears really quickly and far from the camera. Nobody is going to notice the low quality job.

Not necessarily low quality an d al you have to do is go to your local screen printer a few days before and say can you print this art work on a shirt. Then pay for it.

omg

And for that reason alone U should SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL.

The founder of Keebler cookies is actually named Keebler

That took menout 🤣😂🤣

Saw the count chocula gag a mile a way the second she said her name

@@zaidjamal Same.

Had me rollin'

ofc that's how the coach got into college herself...and her job!

we all died

that was the line!!

@@sabrazafarano9651 Whose line is it, anyways?

I loved the line with Jeffrey!😂👍

😂😂😂😂 they knew SNL was going to get them

Hell yea

Amy Kinsella It’s a tarp.

Amy Kinsella 😂😂😂

*_*You're_**

Yeah good luck, do you know how many more minorities have first of their families applying?

@@jaycoleman6552 given the edit suggestion and the corresponding edit I'm guessing another year in high school probably wouldn't hurt

Truck Taxi 😂😂😂😂 Touché

Filthy Fingers of Fury I simply made the comment because I thought the college bit was funny that’s all.

I don't understand why this skit was cut from the episode. This skit was funny as hell. 😂😂😂

How is it cut for time if it is a live show?

.@@jjmanzano9 They perform it during commercial-breaks, perhaps? 🤔

Maaz Kalim They also do a dress rehearsal in front of an audience, so the crew is probably filming.

Their standards of what sketches are cut make no sense to me

That's Harvard's Stoughton hall in the background.

It's a knock on all elite colleges. If they go by academic performance alone, they'd probably be 90% Asian.

@Laggie But instead to appease the crying mobs they’ll, in the name of equality, have to judge people by their race and turn away more Asians and accept more blacks, simply based on race.. Equality in 2019, right?

UCLA and Berkeley.

@@nomanmon oh I see it's the blacks that are the problem, is that where you are going with this? How many black people do you think are in Harvard exactly?

@@Love2memore Nope, blacks aren't lol. Shouldn't define people by their race (Like these colleges are), define them by their character.. in this case, their history and qualifications in regards to being accepted. What an odd thought process you must have to immediately come to that convoluted conclusion.

So let's just dismiss their valid criticism of one injustice, because they do not actively campaign against another......

The real injustice in elite college admissions is not affirmative action nor legacy admissions, but rather the massive advantage given to students from feeder schools. Students from elite boarding schools, such as Phillips Exeter, Choate Rosemary Hall, Deerfield Academy, etc., are held to much lower standards for admission than the rest of the applicant pool, and take up a much larger portion of the applicant pool than legacies. The majority of my friends at Amherst went to one of the top boarding schools (and most of my friends went to a private school of some sort), and my brother is going through the admissions process for these feeder schools for his last two years of high school (although I did not attend one), due to a combination of getting a huge advantage for top schools and my parents getting fed up with our local public school’s BS (long story). As a legacy student at Amherst College (second-best liberal arts college in the country, 11% acceptance rate last year), the legacy advantage is not nearly as big as people think it is; legacies do have significantly higher acceptance rates than the overall applicant pool, but this is LARGELY due to the fact that they have much better test scores and grades on average than the rest of the applicant pool. I’m not saying legacy doesn’t help, but if it’s just a case of one or two parents who haven’t donated any money to the school (my dad is the only other family member who went to Amherst at my time of application, and he has hardly donated any money, and his last donation was a long time ago), it usually only acts as a tipping point. I had a 1560 SAT, straight A’s, the most challenging curriculum available in my school, was ranked in the top 1% of my class, and was a committed rower for all four years of high school, and had what others told me to be one of the best essays they had seen. I got rejected by Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Stanford, Dartmouth, and Brown; waitlisted by Williams, Bowdoin, and Colby; and accepted by Amherst, Middlebury, Davidson, Vassar, Bates, UNC, NC State, and a local school. Correlation =/= causation.

@C The electoral college has nothing to do with college admissions.

@@ellasteciuk3353 Feeder schools don't offer that much of an advantage. There will obviously be more students from these feeder schools as these feeder schools have their own admissions department which are in some cases(such as andover) almost as selective as some ivy league colleges

Ryan Yang I respect your opinion, however I disagree. I know it may appear that way and a lot of students at said boarding schools think this is true, but it is simply not. Yes, the feeder schools do have pretty low acceptance rates, with Phillips Academy (Andover) having one at 13%, if you are highly qualified by boarding school standards (not nearly as high as Ivy League standards), you have a very high chance of getting into one of the elite boarding schools if you apply to several of them (which most people do; this is why individual boarding school acceptance rates appear low). Most highly qualified students will get into at least one feeder school. I am friends with a ton of feeder school alumni, and while I love them, they are not as academically amazing as you would think. My best friend for the first month was a Choate alumna, and she dropped out of Amherst a month in because she said the school was too much pressure for her. She also said the Amherst workload was a lot heavier than her Choate workload, and even though she did well at Choate, she was at the bottom of the class in all of her Amherst classes.

That the most hilarious part lmfaooo

I don't get it

heyalun Lori Loughlin paid for her her two daughters to get into school, and she played Aunt Becky on Full House.

Indycar F1 64, I think kenon is wearing his self out...not nearly as funny as he was a few years ago...

Agree 😕

helps me

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

daisy v , he does try hard at that. He breaks into a smile at times! 😐🙂😊😆😂🤣

I've been playing that over like several times dying! I was just about to say something about his voice cracking.. lmfao! Either way it made it more hilarious!!!!!

I'm a 29 year old adult man and I felt a bit sad when they brought up the Toys-R-Us bankruptcy...

Everytime I ride by one thats closed it hurts......really bad

*Я

Everytime I ride by toys R Us I think "hmmm I used shop in there and now i shop in sex and toys for my grown up toys"

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🌊🌊 *I МÀSТURВ!ÀТЕ Т0 VIDЕ0!S 0N МY СHАN!NЕL! !L00K!* ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Riiighht!

Yes

cashkarthik to black people. That’s funny.

cashkarthik mhm. Because that’s exactly what happens. Maybe you shouldn’t throw away your childhood. That’s your fault. Don’t blame another race for your shortcomings. Also, any minority knows not to select their race on applications. That’s just a rookie move.

The Sweet Forever You are so fucking ignorant.

cashkarthik Don’t even stress over their ignorant asses. They obviously don’t know what affirmative action is.

Yes I agree. I applied to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo with a 4.3 GPA and a 1440 SAT and I get rejected yet two of my classmates with 2.5 GPAs and 1000 SATs get in. It makes no sense.

Yep. It would be all Kyle all the time.

*_*SKETCHES_** . Sketch's specifically refers to ONE sketch.

More bathroom skits.

Or we can just watch them here, a few hours after the show.

Love it!

That was the best 😂

That's pretty sad, actually