The "I drew danny" un-ironically made me laugh

So people are still surprised that Danny doesn't age despite him revealing he's a vampire dad literal ages ago huh?

As an Amanda, I can confirm that I see biblically accurate Danny in my nightmares. I hope the other Amanda’s are doing better

So glad Danny has formed such a bond with Marcel Toing

Tell me why danny opening his mouth and canned laughter coming out was infinitely more terrifying than the bloodstained anime boy

"I feel like my voice has gotten deeper" " maybe my face has gotten wider" Danny discovers puberty and aging

I'm happy Danny's finally addressed the controversy of him being an ex-High Schooler

Petition to have people stop saying “they haven’t aged” until someone is at least 40

Did anyone notice sometimes Danny gets a little silly and a little goofy?

“I always forget that’s how I’m described in the bible” Not even a minute it, this man never fails to make me laugh at his absurdity

Honest confession - my comfort videos are Danny's knockoff movie reviews. They are my go to when I can't fall asleep. Please Danny, please make another one

ok that pizza of danny's face is going to give me nightmares

Danny 100% moved, then decorated the new place to look like his old place. Then got a green screen to cover up the set, then plot twist he didn’t actually move he’s actually locked in Mike Tyson’s pigeon cage

BRO HE KILLED THAT IMPRESSION OF HIS YOUNGER SELF

Man I just don’t think people realize what a 28 year old looks like… tbh Danny looks his age, we just don’t have a good concept of aging bc the media makes everyone either look baby faced at 50 or absolutely wrecked at 30

As an Amanda, I can confirm that the second I tried searching up "what's the fastest growing army on the internet" on the internet, I was suddenly frozen in my tracks and the sky split open revealing Biblically Accurate Danny to me and had to give a blood oath swearing that I would never even ponder the question "what's the fastest growing army on the internet" again or else I would be smited where I stood and my family would be cursed for 20 generations.

his hair grew back so fast

I love how Danny is CONSTANTLY withholding from threatening the lives of his audience so much so that he’s like “I NEED TO STOP SAYING THAT UGH”

"This is the wackiest old man I've ever seen" That's what I say every time I watch Drew's videos.

1:13 Amanda’s shaking in her boots right now

It’s so cool that Danny is reviewing and shouting out older channels like Danny Gonzalez! Such a thoughtful guy 😊

He didn't move or paint his wall... HE FINALLY LEARNED TELEKINESIS AND LITERALLY REPLACED HIS ENTIRE HOUSE

For some reason Danny impersonating his younger self cracked me up.

Danny slowly turning into a silver fox in his late 20s

I love how much it blows people's minds when someone in their 20s doesn't age a lot in 8 years. That said, teen Danny was adorable!

I would never look back at my younger self and review me 😂

I had the opposite with aging. When I was in high school, everyone thought I was in my 20s. And now that I'm in my 20s, everyone thinks I'm younger than I am and I get carded all the time. One time I got a free drink at an all ages place because I had gone to the bar to pick up my mom's drink and the bartender thought I was a teenager. And then once she checked my ID, she felt bad for talking to me like I was a child. Also about a decade ago, my friends and I made "stuff backpackers say" to keep entertained on a backpacking trip. Very of the era.

Danny gives off the impression that he would remove all the toppings off a pizza and eat them separately and then roll the pizza into a burrito shape after and eat it

Danny looks so sweet and polite but then he drops something dark that catches me off guard and makes me actually lol. Top tier humor.

Man, this Danny guy is really funny he should make a second channel.

8:13 Danny is a good Danny impersonator 😂

I treat your old disney movie reviews like bedtime stories and I haven't slept since you last released one. I would like to sleep.

the danny doesnt age thing is so funny cause hes literally still in his late 20s. its not like hes gonna look old

”Well, it’s time to wake up skeleton and put your skin back on” is probably one of my favorite Danny quotes so far

Danny is just trying to hide his ice powers with his grey hairs

i've been binge watching your videos like a tv show. Im in my first adult apartment and i will forever connect you with this time in my life

As a Greg, I can confirm Biblically accurate Danny is accurate

High school Danny’s voice is giving Disney Channel protagonist 😭

I didn’t go the Wheaton North 11 years ago, but I DID go to Wheaton North 1 year ago. That intersection was crowded until the day I graduated.

danny gets a new strand of grey hair every time someone new joins the greg army

Never thought I’d be singled out by name by Danny, much less BIBLICALLY ACCURATE Danny. Truly horrifying experience. Might have to go legally change my name now out of fear

8:13 sounds like Finn from adventure time?? Danny should voice act, I think he’d be good at it ngl

2:03 Anime Danny just looks like Daniel Thrasher

Danny's hair is a separate entity that evolves according to Danny's emotions, I'm convinced of this.

6:55 i cannot wait for the day that Danny goes fully grey and people think he’s just a silly goofy little 57 year old

FINALLY GOT THE “things nobody says at wheaton north” VIDEO ON MY RECOMMENDED AND I WAS SO HAPPY

Only Danny is capable of making me jealous of grey hair

Thr fact that Danny got kicked out of the film club because he was too goofy is so funny

Danny is the embodiment of y/n. He doesn't age and the only sign of aging is grey hair that looks like highlights lmao

After thoroughly inspecting the atmosphere and surrounding Danny is in I conclude that Danny has indeed changed places

as someone named Amanda, biblically accurate Danny has scarred me

my stepdad started greying at 30ish and now he is 60 and people still think he’s way younger than he actually is, so no worries Danny, you’ll look great even with grey hair!

As an Amanda who has genuinely googled that and had this playing in the background, I can confirm that biblically accurate Danny keeps showing up at my door and I hear voices now that are encouraging me to enlist even more Gregs into the Greg-army.

6:50 my guy, I wish I just went gray but instead I'm just losing my hair. I think that makes you look way older...just going bald. Lol

i honestly still rewatch stuff nobody says at wheaton north so frequently, i find it so funny and i love seeing the parallels between young and still young danny

Danny then: 17 years old, looks 14 Danny now: 28 years old, looks 17

You know it's a silly day when danny posts a video

so danny really always has been this silly, goofy, and wacky

Oh my god his grey hair is so prevalent now. It looks so good!

Danny wearing Kurtis’ merch makes my heart go skittles color

"I know that you did, Amanda." When he said my name in that deep voice I jumped out of my seat.

He says noy to search if Gregory's the fastest-growing army, but if you do it will say that, indeed Greg is the fastest growing army.

"I Drew Danny" that was a good one.

Danny never fails to spread my cheeks ♥️ 😊

glad to see drew opening up and accepting his younger self 🥰💗

9:40 …Danny do u not have lights in ur backyard???

“I think that’s like gumbo” I cried so fucking hard. How could he forget the majestic gunto 😭 seriously what a legend

8:01 🤓☝

Gosh, I just live how Danny's videos are still being posted despite his passing... truly amazing. Rest In Peace, sweet prince. We all miss you.

Right after I watched this I binged some OompaTV and once I clicked back on the home screen the "Stuff Nobody Says at Wheaton North" was recommended

As someone whose hair is also just starting to go grey a little i found this incredibly comforting ❤

Fun fact about that taclight max: In real life soldiers are trained to only use their lights for very brief amounts of time, because keeping it on makes it easier for an enemy to spot you. So a light that can be seen from miles away would not be used by standard soldiers.

I don't think he's necessarily *aged* less than normal, but he does look quite similar to his younger self.

Can’t believe Danny was on the Atlanta Falcons in high school. He’s so talented 🥲

Danny sounds like Finn from adventure time when he mimics his video

6:41 Him : “eventually I’m gonna go grey” My mind : “eventually I’m gonna go Greg”

1:17 oh I'm glad that Drew is watching his wife by turning into a biblical figure! such a caring husband ✨

That mysterious orb is most likely a legitimate lumen tester

HIS SPEECH AND debate speeches keep showing up, and as a fellow speech and debate kid i want

8:10 DOI!

danny figured out the art of psychokinesis and teleported to his new house

the kurtistown merch >>>>

5:48 YOU WENT TO WHEATON NORTH??? I WAS FR JUST THERE LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO FOR A COMPETITION WTH.

7:31 he got too silly 😔

I will forever envy Danny's speed of growing hair

Pleaseeee do more knockoff movie reviews and or app reviews! You always do so good with those videos, they never get old

When I was 25, I had a 20-year-old coworker who asked me how old I was, and when I told her she said "Really?? But you don't have any wrinkles...??!!" and I had an out of body experience

I couldn't believe Danny would've been too rowdy for a school newspaper club, but then i saw the video of what he looked like and I was like oh yeah that kid was a distraction for sure

9:30 illinois in one sentence.

That old video was recommended to me and afterwards I brought myself to this channel because I saw it and I hadnt watched any danny Gonzalez since last year so I wanted to watch your latest vid, you’re one of the best out there

one can never be too sure if Danny is gonna take us out, since he's always watching

danny is the only youtuber i’ve seen who doesnt overreact when reacting to their old content and annoyingly cringe at their younger self

Danny getting kicked out of the club because he got too goofy is literally sending me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Imagine Danny using sunscreen, he would look way younger

Danny is most likely sponsored by tacbat

I died laughing at the beginning because of “imma kill you” but i laughed even harder when you were like “i gotta stop saying that im not gonna kill anyone”

Danny didn’t move or paint the wall. Using his ultimate abilities, Danny has shifted dimensions into an alternate world where that wall in particular has always been that color.

one of my new favorite intros of yours

My skin care routine is also just to not touch my face, I just wash it from time to time. (And rinse in the shower of course.) it’s actually quite clear. I only get pimples every once in a while and they go away after about a week of me not touching them. The oil from skincare products can just worsen breakouts. (Unless you have actual acne, in which case they’ll probably be helpful)

I can’t believe you recreated your high school voice flawlessly. Scary, really