*This video is blocked in all countries.* ExpressVPN: *nervous sweating*

They took it down, let's together sad.

Danny taking a deep breath and then pronouncing "Die, pussy, die" sent my soul to another dimension

Four years later, and it's still a shame what they did to Papa

Billion Surprise Toys B= Bring S= Sback T= Tpapa

You know what's sad? It's down again. That's so heartbreaking, let's eat some ball icecream.

I find that the one with the wife dying is somehow even worse because the husband didn't even kill her. "Middling" essentially means "not of the best health" so he was just watching her die over a 3-day period, but because she scolded him ONCE, he was already over it and couldn't be happier to see her go

My mom used to sing Rock-a-bye Baby to me when I was little but she always changed the last line from "down will come baby" to "but I will catch baby, cradle and all" When I have kids some day I'll definitely sing that version instead. Love you Mom, thanks for always catching me.

He’s going to slap them in the face with legal

the reason we don't see the fridge anymore is because papa got custody

When you mention “legal” or tell someone that your lawyer is present, things get done very quickly.

Hey Danny, I know you won't see this but yes, as a lawyer I can confirm that Billion Surprise Toys (BST) shit their pants when you threatened legal action because they were fully aware that they engaged in Copyright abuse which is highly illegal under DMCA law. The two main laws prohibiting such actions are 17 USC 506(c) and 17 USC 506(d) which are criminal statutes. 506(c) makes it illegal to place a false copyright notice on something and distribute or import it. There is a requirement that you have fraudulent intent, that is, it cannot be an innocent mistake or even intentional for some purpose other than committing fraud. 506(d) makes it illegal to remove or alter a copyright notice. Again, it requires you to intend a fraud by doing so. It also does not apply if the work is in the public domain or otherwise not copyrighted by someone else. The penalties for both crimes are at least a fine - and potentially jail time. It is clear that in no uncertain terms, BST knowingly engaged in Copyright abuse, violating in the first instance, 506(d) and in the second instance 506(c).

“This was no longer a fight for me. This was a fight for Papa.” *sniffles* so inspirational

Danny: I'm going to review my legal options Billion Surprise Toys: "Now this is an avengers level threat."

I remember my dad sung me a lullaby in french before I went to sleep as a little kid. I don’t speak french so I asked him what it was about when I got older and he told me it was about sailors getting lost at sea and almost cannibalizing a child because they were getting desperate for food.

10:45 For anyone that's curious, the story of humpty dumpy was based off of a cannon. It fell off of the wall of a military base or something, and they couldn't put it back up there because it was too expensive to do that.

3 things that snap you out of existence 1. Thanos 2. Monika 3. *Billionsuprisetoys*

Dang, he almost slapped them with legal. Never thought Danny could be so savage.

"How the f is this supposed to calm people?" German children stories: ☝️😃... ✊😐

Fun fact, the reason Humpty Dumpty is portrayed as an egg is because that's how his character was drawn in Lewis Carrol's book Through the Looking Glass (the sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland), and because the series is popular it stuck in people's minds and he was portrayed as such from then on. It's a similar reason to why we think of Santa looking like he does; because of how he's described as jolly and fat in the poem "A Visit from St. Nicholas" (aka the 'twas the night before christmas' poem), which was then used to create of the depiction of him Coca-Cola used in their very successful 1930s-ish marketing campaign that solidified the image of the red-and-white clothed old man we know today.

LET'S TOGETHER REVIEW OUR LEGAL OPTIONS!

“What is Humpty Dumpty they never said he was an egg” maybe he has to play some mobile games to “legally become an egg”

You know if Billion Surprise Toys really wanted to fix their whole "Different Dad" problem, they should make a more serious light-hearted sing-a-long about Mommy and Daddy (or Chad) taking Chiya, Dolly and Johnny to see Papa. This sing-a-long can make very subtle and small hints that the reason the fathers are different now is because of a divorce between Papa and Mommy (it doesn't have to be anything too heavy or serious, the two could have both decided to break up because they were bored in the relationship or something else along those lines) The adults are civil with each other during the visit and the kids are maybe even playing with both dads. This type of scenario, if done right enough, can be cute and heart-warming, fans of the series (no mater if it's ironic or not) will probably love it, it gives both dad characters respect and it explains the situation in a fun and logical way.

You know with CoryxKenshin’s video about KZfaq being racist and/or doing favoritism, this video has a whole new layer of problematic undertones and shows that the way KZfaq has been conducting itself is incredibly flawed.

Johnny: Mom, can we get dad? Mom: No we have dad at home. Dad at home: (Chad)

i always lose it when danny brings up “together bathing”

Humpty Dumpty was actually about an English civil war cannon and the line “all the kings horses and all the kings men could never put humpty together again” is because the type of cannon that humpty was often broke and was therefore somewhat useless. The line “Humpty dumpty had a great fall” was depicting how the recoil of the cannon would often push them off of the walls that they sat on. Link to an article on the topic:

Literally committed the “I might sue you” technique

Not sure if you're aware dude, but the video isn't there no more. . . . I think it's time to start reviewing your legal options.

this is so sad. let's together bath.

I like how he went from being mad at billion surprise toys then reviewing nursery rhymes

Now that he's a dad, I wonder if he shares these nursery rhyme theories with his baby.

New Merch: shirt with "reviewing my legal options" on it.

So your telling me Cody had beef with tik tok and Danny now has beef with bst. Now Drew needs some beef. LETS TOGETHER FIND A COMPANY

OH MY GOSH YES! I literally started tearing up at that "Farewell Papa" song...AND I DON'T KNOW WHY!

You know the worst part of this, is that four years later and false copyright claims are still a problem

“If you dont live in a country then you can watch it “ Astronauts:**happy noises**

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, HE IS REVIEWING HIS LEGAL OPTIONS

If Humpty Dumpty had to be put back together with horses and men then the chances are Humpty Dumpty was probably a large canon or some large structure that needed horses to pull the broken pieces together. It was probably a large military weapon because I can see an army calling a canon Humpty Dumpty, we did call the nukes Fat Man and Little Boy so, Humpty Dumpty isn't that far fetched. Probably Humpty Dumpty is a refference to the sound the cannons wheels made when it was rolled into position.

Cockroach breaks into Danny’s house: Danny: “don’t make me… review my legal rights 💥🙊😈

Danny: “the video was blocked in all country’s” Me who lives in a house and not a country: 😎 cheatin’ the system

Danny: I’m reviewing my legal options Billion Surprise: *incoherent screaming*

Incredible how Danny singlehandedly revived the use of the word “middling” and influenced modern slang

"Pop goes the weasel" is about a hunter chasing and blowing the brains out of a weasel.

Let’s together sad Let’s together sad Cry cry everybody Just cry *JUST CRY*

This video should be called "Danny ranting about a channel for children and exploiting 18th century fairy tales"

i cant believe its been 4 years since this happened oh my god 😭

love it when people weaponize the copyright thing because the video "hurt their feelings"

Let's together Greg

“So if you don’t live in a country then you are good” astronauts in the ISS 👨🏼‍🚀

I think in the first episode of the Simpsons, Marge sings Rockabye Baby to Maggie, and she's terrified.

"oranges and lemons"- the last few lines are: "here comes the lighter to light you to bed, and here comes the chopper to chop off your head, CHOP CHOP CHOP! the last man is DEAD." my kids were terrified by the way the nursery rhyme had a vincent price style laugh at the end on the children's video i bought for them. not very child friendly, but a good tool to keep them in line when they misbehaved...

“It’s about people sneezing, then falling down dead” 2020: *deadly silence*

Everybody gangsta till Danny reviews his legal options

Considering that Acrophobia (fear of heights) is the most common, we could actually assume that Danny is onto something about children being scared into not falling. That could've turned into generations of overprotective parents instilling fear into their kids, and then here we are with most of us being scared of heights!

Rock-a-bye baby isn’t a lullaby, it’s not meant to make them go to sleep, it’s meant to get them to stop crying. When you say “fall” you’re meant to suddenly lower the baby like a foot or so, they laugh and then they stop crying

Danny: wHo NeEDs a sONg tO TeACh kiDs aBoUT a pLagUE, ThAt iS So oUtDateD 2020: *laughs in evil*

*This video is blocked in all countries* Me who lives inside the core of the earth:

The deep breath 💀

Bro turned into business casual 💀💀💀💀

Danny: talks about fair use. Angi from the radio host: that's a suprise tool we'll use later

During the Spanish Flu, there was a little song that went "There once was a birdie and his name was enza, open up the window and in-flu-enza"

SUE THEM, TAKE THEM TO THE COURT OF LAW FOR WHAT THEY DID TO PAPA

People who live in Countries who couldn’t watch his video: 😢 People who live on islands: 😎

Let’s together sad

It’s been two years and bad news: the refrigerator is back Edit: the whole family got replaced

Four years later I was still able to watch the previous video then stumble upon this one that says it was banned, and my face was like, 👁👄👁.

13:53 Since when did the like button light up when KZfaqrs say to like the video?

Ok but can you imagine a full on legal battle between you and billion surprises toys

Be a Greg, don’t be a Chad.

"F*ck you Chad" The one guy watching this video named Chad

I live on the moon, so I could still watch it. Also, if a show is available on Netflix in Canada but not in idk China, I can watch it because I live on the moon.

No one: *Danny's hair:* 🌊

Defending yourself when you did nothing wrong is not petty

I love rewatching this every year

that very serious "die pussy die" caught me off guard 💀

Fun fact: nursery rhymes are supposed to scare kids to sleep.

The oldest known lullaby basically says, "If you don't stop screaming and go to sleep, demons will come eat you."

And yet SSStupidwolf can doxx someone without penalty

by the time i got to 14:00 I forgot what the video was even originally about and was under the impression it was a whole other video until I exited full screen to like the video lmaoo

Danny: Ring around the rosy is outdated Corona: 👀

Danny can make anything interesting. He talked about copyright laws and nursery rhymes for 20 minutes. And I loved every second of it.

this video is like two in one. You get halfway through and then it's like another video, and then Danny ties it all together in the end...you think he's singing these to his kid? Probably

"alouette" is a french children's song about pulling a bird apart. it's supposedly about plucking the feathers off, which is already bad enough, but "I will pluck your beak," "i will pluck your eyes," and "i will pluck your legs" are lines in the song.

1:29 I love how Danny says “unless papas been in the gym lately” as if that’s more unrealistic than him graduating medical school and becoming a doctor in like a month

Video: *blocked in all countries* Me: *turns off location* Video: *surprised pikachu face*

The killing wife rhyme reminds me of Solomon Grundy, Born on a Monday, Christened on Tuesday, Married on Wednesday, Took ill on Thursday, Grew worse on Friday, Died on Saturday, Buried on Sunday, That was the end, Of Solomon Grundy.

BST Almost got Slapped by Legal by Danny

The horror version of Humpty Dumpty, that I was actually told of: Humpty Dumpty Sat on a Wall Humpty Dumpty Had a great fall Al the Kings horses and all the Kings men said "Scrambled eggs for dinner again!?"

KZfaq: *deletes a video that did nothing wrong* also KZfaq: *leaves onision alone*

10:52 bro you had me jumping so hard i almost fell out of my bed😅

I finally discovered the reason I have a crippling fear of heights,because my parents sang the original rock a bye baby to me when I was a baby -_-

2:01 thank God i live in Jupiter Shout out to all my alien fellas 👽

Let’s together reviewing our legal options

Another dark af nursery rhyme is one my family songs whenever it's rainy "It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring. He went to bed and bumped his head, and he couldn't get up in the morning." SO BRO WENT TO SLEEP AND BUMPED HIS HEAD AND FUCKING DIES

Well, the Ring Around the Rosie one is quite decked out So I don't remember everything 100% But I do remember that the "pocket full of posies" is in reference to people putting flowers in their pockets to mask the smell of decomposing bodies (dying/dead from the plague) When I grew up, I always sang "A-tishoo, a-tishoo! We all fall down" which, as Danny referenced in the video, is people sneezing and then dying - of plague. If you do know anything else, put it in the replies and I'll edit this!

I feel bad for papa. First his family abandons him, then they try to delete his existence with a copyright strike

first half of video: petty second half: thesis on nursery rhymes? i like it

I love Danny's videos, honestly. They're so funny and they bring me a lot of joy. They always make me laugh, and I hope he never stops making content, and I hope he knows how much joy he brings people.😊

7:32 I don't know why that use of the ending music from The Phantom Menace makes me happy.