we need to give j dawg a nik nocturnal video, pretty sure he'd have a stroke listening to that canoe

In a world where the posers have taken over metal only the J-dawg can save metal and bring balance to the world.

If J Dawg donates his blood to a poser will the poser know who 'Sadistic Intent" is afterwards?

So it's gatekeeping to think it's stupid that someone would wear a shirt and not know what's on it? Are people that sensitive?

The look of simmering anger on the Dawg's face as he beholds this filth gives me life.

In my opinion Sam Dunn started the whole poser revival, they came out of every corner after that pooooooooooooser cheese fest Metal documentary he made.

When women complain about not being accepted into the Metal scene, you knooooooow that they have nothing to do with the Metal scene.

I do care if people wear metal shirts but don't like the band. Because that means they are a poser. And i dont like posers. They are not to be trusted because they are fake. I want underground metal artists to be able to sell their art, but to the real fans

It's insane what most of the so-called metal journalism/media refers to as "metal" most of the bands that get covered are either some derivative of hardcore or pop-punk with some minimal metal influence, nu-metal, or the big classic rock/metal bands everyone's heard of.

Revolver is for the hot topic crowd.

J-Dawgs results are in, he’s BASED off the charts

I was invited to a show revolver put on. It was unbelievably cringe. It was during the era where ex-indie rockers became obsessed with sludge music (extra points if the band had a female vocalist), had perfectly groomed beards and drank a lot of craft beer. I couldn’t understand why there was only one band on the bill until an editor of the magazine gave an announcement before they started that the show would be filmed and once they started no one could leave and reenter the venue because it wouldn’t look good on video. Essentially they organized this show to shoot a big video they could blast on social media outlets. It was one of the most contrived events I’ve ever been to. A bunch of the employees were there and can attest that they don’t like metal…. At least the type of metal that we discuss here.

J-Dawg reacts to non-metalists reacting to metal shirts worn by other non-metalists....CLASSIC!

Regarding the revolver vid bout "should non metalheads wear...." They only asked new wave core shitty a$$ bands lmfao

That possesed shirt is no joke real man

It's astonishing the shit that gets classified as metal nowadays. This is one of the many reasons why I don't talk about music to 99.9% of non-metal people. I can't stand it when I tell people that I listen to metal and their initial thought process is that I listen to Five Finger Death Punch and Motionless In White. Just recently a friend of mine who is not into metal at all whatsoever was talking to a coworker of hers about me and the kind of music that I like and the coworker asked her to ask me if I listen to Motionless In White. It's funny because she doesn't listen to metal at all whatsoever but has a basic understanding of the music that I listen to as she had bought me records from Blasphemy and Imprecation recently as a gift and even she had told her coworker that Motionless In White does not sound like the music that I listen and that my type of music is much wilder.

This is one of your BEST and funniest video to date, you need to do more reviews.. . .. review spirit world... They're so kringe

Actually the best J-Dawg video since the Don and Scott from Cianide video

Chris Garza actually mentioned hemorrhage in one of his recent podcast, coincidentally it wasn’t long after Jdawg’s video suspecting that him and Jasta don’t know hemorrhage 😂😂 he probably checked them out after being called out 😂 and he was wearing a skinless shirt the whole podcast lol. Pretty sure it was his sanguisugabogg interview

I gotta be honest, I started out with Metalcore and Deathcore in Late 2007. Outside of those 2 genres I think I knew Slayer and Black Label Society lol. In early 2013 my favorite band ever was Rings Of Saturn. Admittedly I still love them. BUT, in early 2013 they landed on a tour with Suffocation, Jungle Rot, and Exhumed. It was my first taste of Death Metal and I fell in love immediately. Just a few months later I went and saw Cannibal Corpse, Exhumed (again) with Dying Fetus, then Morbid Angel. I’m 36 and I know there’s a few people around my age group that started out with Metalcore and Deathcore then later got into stuff like Death Metal, Black Metal, Thrash, etc.. Better late than never!

So much wrong with this video. I don’t even know where to start. The fact they bring bands like We Came As Romans or Bring Me The Horizon is enough to tell me their opinion doesn’t matter on this subject.

On the next episode of non-metal people giving their opinion on metal topics....

Ah yea, Chunk from Goonies "Heeeeeeyyy Yooou Guuuuuuuuys!!!!" Hahaha, never gets old!

J-Dawg 🐕!!! Be you brah brah the social media culture is infectious and lame. Youre videos are real and real refreshing \m/

15:22 I’m laughing way too hard. This is why I LOVE this channel! 😂 😂 😂

That's awesome that you are cut off from the poison of mainstream bs culture

Its because it's mostly all of the employees at Revolver Mag are fans of Metalcore, Deathcore and Nu-Metal

Man I met this dude who went from listening to trendy rap/trap shit and then a few months later out of nowhere started listening to slam, death metal, grind, and everything else. What kind of leap is that

We need more Dawg reaction videos 🤣

Don't buy the shirt if you don't like and own the music first.

I know this guy older then me that is in the scene for the chicks. He likes the run of the mill…. I see him at the store and guess what he is wearing, one of my bands shirts….go figure. I can’t say anything he probably got it from one of the other guys in the band but sometimes it’s a kick in the mouth when it comes to people wearing band shirts. Chapter 2…..

2 more albums to check out FILTHY CHRISTIANS - MEAN 1990 O.L.D - OLD LADY DRIVERS 1998

🤣🤣🤣waiting for the hurt feelings in the comments🤣🤣🤣

Oompa loompa riffs 😂

Revolver just did a pre-order for CoF’s Damnation and a Day but only limited to 300 copies. A pre order from an outlet as big as Revolver doing a pre-order of only 300 for a band as big as Cradle was certainly coordinated by a poser 😢

ha ha. those mainstream click bait videos are all garbage.

J-Dawg’s reaction at 24:00 got me rollin on the fucking floor laughing!

Agreed I don’t bring up my music taste because the normies think I listen to deathcore and all that cringe shit !this is why I follow this channel 😂 ps … give girls a slack unless you can’t get none then that’s a personal problem 😂 cringe fest central .. totally understand j dawg

What do you think of Rauta, the metal youtuber, J-Dawg? Both of you talk underground metal, interview, very opinionated and weight train.. seems like an interesting must-see collab.. at some point. I don't know. Seeing you interview bands a while back reminded me of him and what he does. I mean, I really don't see Garza reaching out any time soon. Think it was a trolled and get rolled type of thing on his end 😆

Wimpiest metal band .. hands down Spirit world.. ..

Ten years ago I barely knew what metal was and I could just see through how shallow these people are and how little they actually know about metal.

Love your reaction, you should do more reaction to poser shit.

😅😅😅 I’m super JDawg, but when you sighed with frustration, i laughed my ass off! That’s the same reaction i get to this mainstream shit

in ~2002 in northern virginia there weren't really any other people wearing metal shirts in high school either. hell I wasn't either I was wearing industrial shirts and misfits shirts. I went to the same high school as mark riddick, herndon high, but a few years after him. he was probably wearing metal shirts though.

One death/thrash album to listen to: Silent Scream- From the Darkest Depths of the Imagination

Haven't seen this yet but banger is pretty terrible.ever notice how the main metal outlets make metal look gay? metal injection is a main offender.

After a shit day at work this is exactly what I needed. Cryin laughin' over here.

QUESTION ?????????????? Can you do a HHR top special releases personal to you video, like your top 5 or 10 fav releases from the label over the years and a little show and tell story time to go along? They can be reissues to, just material that is your favorites. Cheers brah

If you’ve watched the video the Dawg is watching you know EXACTLY who’s he’s laughing at at 24:00 mins in.

One more thing, that Wargasm band is a different one you’re thinking of. This Wargasm is a “Nu Metal revival” band. Yes, that’s an actual thing.

I love it when the Dawg does the little "weerpweerp weerp" hip hop scratching sound. HILLLARRIOUS.. I watched this CANOE🚣‍♂fest of a video(Garza is literally wearing a Coal Chamber shirt} and the P.C. filled answers by the "rockers" Revolver chose. Watching the Dawg break it down is, again, HILLLARRIOUS.

Metal Archives is a very useful tool for finding bands, but there is canoeness on there except they aren’t as canoe as these bozos at loudwire, Metalsucks, or Revolver.

Hilarious video lmao. The canoe crushing shall never end.

What do you think of people who listen to rap and don't live in the hood.. or wear bling lol... The best ...

Hey J-Dawg, I know you're not all that big on war metal but what would you say are your favorite bestial and/or war metal releases? Can be anything that could fall into any of those categories.

I would like to hear that death core meshuggah tone used in old-school DM and drop the horrible vocals and polished sound. Fusing meshuggah and morbid angel basically.

JDawg's laughter is my lifeforce l..l,

To be fair, venom looked a lot like they were into some gay bondage shit. Lol

Shoots heroine😂

Hate I didn't meet you at carolina chainsaw massacre fest.

13:36 "we came as romans" makes me think of that one scene from Caligula

👉🏻Stillbirth "Revive The Throne" music video. lolololol An Absolute Metal Treasure!

J dawg you can do a better vid or get king fowley asking people questions at shows that would be gold 😂😅

????? Just checked out we came as romans. Horrible!!! Sounds like linkin park. Thats the last thing we need in the scene is more emotional crap crap screamo stuff!!!!

the wargasm you're thinking of is a death thrash band, the chick in the vid is some numetal/electronic band, with same name

I’ve seen that channel on my youtube feed and I felt it is the perfect channel for christian/cult propaganda, full of clickbate tittles

Metal core and death core gets millions of views, I can’t understand it!! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills

Keep em coming broski. Your hilarious 😂.

Oh man, this was hilarious to watch.

9:39 nice Freudian slip.

That thumbnail

"He'll yaaa bowlther, D666", he says... As he slowly becomes the next Def Leppard Boomer.

For some reason, last days of humanity isn't on the archives

Revolver mag = 👎🏻

Chics dig core and those bands sell tickets. The market stays alive on chics spending their cash

Yeah these videos suck 😂 if you want videos like this with actual metal musicians, though all mainstream for the most part, it’s metal injection.

J-Dawg so out of the loop.. Courtney from Spiritbox and the other band Jinjer are at the top of the modern metalcore/deathcore female-fronted scene. Might even be more popular than Arch Enemy at this point. Maybe. You can tell that a lot of bands are jumping on that train and using more clean vocals now due to all 3 of their last releases. Can't wait to see his reaction to the Sick New World festival lineup! 😆

We came as gay men WHO ???????

I don't really care for the poser discourse, as entertaining as it can be. But I'd just wear that elitist label as a badge of honor, tbh. I hate that *core shit too except some djent which I guess is close musically. But those clean breaks, the boy band shit...ugh

MA is pretty hypocritical of their takes, there is plenty of metalcore and deathcore bands listed. Also a decent amount of bands that have nothing to do with metal whatsoever but a moderator is a fan of them, for example Rush, Alice in Chains. Basicly, if they like the band its listed. Also they list any sideprojects of metal artists even if that project is not metal, according to that logic they should list Slipknot based on the fact that some of their members are playing in actual metal bands that are listed. There are also stories that they have not accepted plenty of black metal bands that have too much "outside influence", but have stuff like deafheaven listed. My take is that they should stop being hypocritical, if they accept one band of a certain genre, then should accept all, and vice versa if not

how many canoes do you need on your lake? 0

I love metal archives and never understood why jadawg always dogged em \m/

Erik or Pat for Cannibal Corpse ? I prefer Erik, love all of pats work though

Revolver has been high jacked by pink haired canoes they’re obsessed with diversity and feelings

These videos are painful and I am sorry that you have to review them 😖

This is hilarious!

Haven’t even finished but Alr banger

!!!!!!!! GWAR !!!!!!! is the greatest band n this universe or any other . . . But Mortician is the heaviest for sure 👍 \m/

btw, that wargasm is a completely different band to the wargasm you're thinking of, lol 😆

Bahroneness rules.

I love that possed shirt I'm jelouse

If you dont know blood chalice you dont know metal brah brah \m/

Aw man I fucking hate spirit box

Slipknots last 2 albums is pretty damn good....What would happen if your bands became mainstream?Would you drop them,quit selling their albums?....just curious.

Lol whimpisest death metal band sfu 😅😂 i was thinking it b4 the dawg said it hahahahahaha \m/

Hilarious!!!

6:58 band you’re thinking about is prolly Motionless in White lol, they suck no surprise.

???????????????? QU6ES6TI6ON ????????????? For the dog aka king devil. If you were forced at gun point to either stomp a dog or a cat to death what creature would you brutalize ?

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It dont really matter if non metal heads wear metal shirts because what they wear is wack bands. I never seen anyone with a Charles Bronson shirt or CBT shirt and they wouldnt either so it dont bother me