Rex Tillerson Got Fired Via Twitter

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6 жыл бұрын

For the first time in American history, a President relieved a Secretary of State of services in 280 characters or less.
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@Khan-ip9jk 6 жыл бұрын

Elect a clown, expect a circus

@merricat3025 6 жыл бұрын

Khan this is worse than a circus

@paulinegauthier1867 6 жыл бұрын

Perfectly said!!

@jacuelinemorrison3191 6 жыл бұрын

Morrison music pickup .

@brendamcdonall5798 6 жыл бұрын

Khan, you are a funny person, your post made me laugh! You are so right!!!! Thank you for a superb perspective.

@amaniblackpaws9712 6 жыл бұрын

New to politics, dumbass?

@thewirah1 6 жыл бұрын

The jokes just write themselves. Thank you for the laughs, America.

@alexdoner3641 5 жыл бұрын

Damn straight

@Qorelin 6 жыл бұрын

"waterboarded 83 times in a single month, had his head repeatedly slammed into walls... During his confinement lost sight in his left eye." The people responsible for this are not human and should be held in confinement for the rest of their lives. Gina Haspel is a monster.

@terryankevmiller470 6 жыл бұрын

Who fires someone over TWITTER, is that even legal....... what does this say to other employers, who finds it necessary to get rid of an employee, by firing them on Twitter......Disrespectful and Shameful.....

@Qorelin 6 жыл бұрын

Comey got fired over CNN. He saw it on the news in the lobby and was like wtf.

@floatingf8783 4 жыл бұрын

@@Qorelin it was covered on CNN and Comey thought it was a joke.

@victorvegan9266 6 жыл бұрын

“Many a true word hath been spoken in jest.” ― William Shakespeare, King Lear

@no-orwelliandystopia 6 жыл бұрын

Rex, may he wake up Angry in the morning and spill some administration's Dirt

@orgasmapop4028 6 жыл бұрын

Colbert... never leave us... ever...

@neonshadow5005 6 жыл бұрын

Tillerson was the only one who said to himself: "This job is serious. I thought this was a joke but I was wrong, I need to do the right thing here" and because he was clashing with Trump so much over doing the right thing, i.e.: Rex: "Do the right thing", Trump: "I don't wanna!!" So he was fired. SAD!

@brandontherabboat4850 6 жыл бұрын

It’s the same as with Comey: If Trump was going fo fire someone who disagrees with him, he could AT LEAST have the balls to say it to their face. But no, it seems that he can’t even have anything resembling vertebrae.

@danielgehring7437 6 жыл бұрын

Remember a week or so ago when he said he'd run into a school shooting unarmed?

@Seraphvonteschen 6 жыл бұрын

Republican's new GOP slogan: we'll defend America so long as its cool with Russia.

@dragonfire5000 6 жыл бұрын

Only one thing wrong with that slogan: it's not written in Russian.

@mariespi96 6 жыл бұрын

The MOST unprofessional administration ever!!!

@stefankurlak9556 6 жыл бұрын

This administration is like a long episode of The Apprentice and Punked combined ... when will it end

@kofikoranteng1447 6 жыл бұрын

Colbert kills me!!!! He cures my depression!

@empath3133 6 жыл бұрын

Nana Koranteng you should watch YES THEORY they killed my depression hahaha

@ashleyelizabeth6094 6 жыл бұрын

That might be the nerve agent taking effect

@kofikoranteng1447 6 жыл бұрын

lol

@ajt51773 6 жыл бұрын

See I'm sorry for you. TRY to sleep when you can. I know it's overwhelming (I have it as well). I'm glad you can laugh, even if it's for a couple minutes 😦😢

@BigDA62 6 жыл бұрын

Colbert just hates. Haters gonna hate. I feel so sorry for him to be that miserable.

@nhagan001 6 жыл бұрын

Jesus that is odd. Secretary of State speaks out against a Russian Nerve agent attack, and he's fired. That would be like a fight breaking out in a school, and the bystander that commented on it is suspended for the fight instead!

@MADGennaro 6 жыл бұрын

And the White House fired the public official who contradicted their version that the decision was made last Friday because it was their shitty excuse to make it seem like it had nothing to do with Russia.

@MrWhodini22 6 жыл бұрын

Tillerson calls #45 "a fucking moron". No response. Tillerson agrees with the UK that Russia was behind an attempted murder on UK soil using a Russian developed nerve agent. Fired the next day...

@adamadamm502 6 жыл бұрын

Thats what happens normally? :P

@angelsantiago4903 6 жыл бұрын

Worst. Exxon Mobil canceled a multibillion deal with Russia. A couple of days later Trump fired the CEO of Exonn Mobil. Rex was there to make the deal work. A year later it got canceled. Some days later Rex is gone. No need for Exxon's CEO to be Secretary of State anymore.

@bubbaray9100 6 жыл бұрын

Tillerson was on his way out because of a failed oil deal with Russia. He was taking a jab a Russia knowing Trump was threatning to fire him.

@hkasko 6 жыл бұрын

"No evidence of collusion" says the pawn appointed after the real investigator was fired.

@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp 6 жыл бұрын

WTF is going on at the White House? 21 members of the Trumpf executive staff are gone in less than 2 years! That is more than the last 4 President's combined! ;-)

@Syogren 6 жыл бұрын

Well, I guess he got what he wanted, huh? Ran for President in an attempt to raise enough publicity that he would have the star power for another Apprentice-like show. Then he accidentally won, so that wasn't an option anymore. But when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, and as such he's managed to turn the fucking Presidency into the damn show. And we're his captive audience. Fun.

@Rainy-In-The-Desert 6 жыл бұрын

How is this Whitehouse still standing?!

@mellow_mallow 6 жыл бұрын

Jayme Rosenberger hard to say

@MrDjsmooth87 6 жыл бұрын

On nothing but the souls/blood of the innocence caught up in this admins disgraceful bs.😂😭

@kleaangeles1351 6 жыл бұрын

It isnt.

@genjii931 6 жыл бұрын

Well, it's really more sitting down.

@FlatterTundra9 6 жыл бұрын

Because it's a house and is unaffected by the nonphysical changes of politics.

@nikkite922 6 жыл бұрын

He didn't even give him the dignity and decency to tell it to his face. Wow. It's just been 18 months. 2 more years of this shit show.

@nikkite922 6 жыл бұрын

Masked Singer if that happens, I'm gonna start questioning if there's really a god.

@mellow_mallow 6 жыл бұрын

Masked Singer listen, I don't want to speak against your dreams, but that sounds like the beginning of a dynasty. Is a dynasty what you want?

@silverpurkat 6 жыл бұрын

Masked Singer good luck on that thought since Jared has a security clearance of a house keeper. The voters will take over.

@stub2022 6 жыл бұрын

Dignity is not in his book.

@Dr.Spatula 6 жыл бұрын

Cowards tend to find it hard to give bad news in person

@DJames-fn3cl 6 жыл бұрын

Great monologue, Mr. Colbert.

@marceldaigle5477 6 жыл бұрын

Trump misses being on celebrity apprentice so much that he fires someone every week lol

@Ericwvb2 6 жыл бұрын

Does he realize the way it works is not that you keep firing people until you get a single cabinet secretary who is the "winner?"

@melfaun 6 жыл бұрын

Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. For, to be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists that control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery. - Octavia Butler [The Parable of the Talents (earthseed series Book2)]

@JessicaThomas-pl9wx 6 жыл бұрын

melfaun well read !

@justanotherhuman8918 6 жыл бұрын

melfaun Thank you for you post. It is accurate and thought provoking

@nancylavalley633 6 жыл бұрын

melfaun Right on. Wise words

@reubenbell1980 6 жыл бұрын

#KAG

@johokeen1 6 жыл бұрын

"The pen is mightier than the sword".... Your quote rings so true Melfaun. Please, please can you re-post it on to other comments sites of this dreadful excuse of a president? TQ.

@rayherbst6655 6 жыл бұрын

For Tillerson to say, “We all took the same Oath of Office, to support and defend the constitution and to bear true faith and allegiance to the same...”. Translation, even though I (Tillerson) know the truth and spoke the truth and hold the Medal of Friendship from Russia, I am not going to shade the truth nor compromise the Constitution and neither should you

@henricuspeters 6 жыл бұрын

I feel ( weirdly) sorry for Rex....also RIP Stephen Hawking ....

@Ericwvb2 6 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, the damage Rex Tillerson and Trump have done to the state departments will take multiple administrations to undo.

@ArcticaTheFox 6 жыл бұрын

Lol let's celebrate with a *PIÑA COLLUDA*

@hammadali594 6 жыл бұрын

An early upload and it's not cut into 3 different clips!? Thanks whoever manages the KZfaq account.

@rgwak 6 жыл бұрын

Whoever is in charge of uploads is the true stable genius!

@SFK360 6 жыл бұрын

Let's hope this style continues.

@iguanapolo 6 жыл бұрын

Hammad Ali the late show channel- LIKE

@epicmediocrity2603 6 жыл бұрын

100%

@rjonboy7608 6 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Thx for the quality upload.

@sailtheplains 6 жыл бұрын

omg how! Seriously, this place is like Game of Thrones bingo. 2:46 holy cats ahahaha seriously, I need a compilation of the "Just Kidding" lines

@shazz286 6 жыл бұрын

sailtheplains do you remember when getting a government job meant security? once you got one you had benefits and a long and stable career. Yet look where we are

@Zimionz 6 жыл бұрын

It is like Game of Thrones, with Cersei being replaced by evil Hodor.

@liangabby9813 6 жыл бұрын

i agree

@JocelynRP 6 жыл бұрын

"The strange thing about this is...everything" hahaha

@imagean52 6 жыл бұрын

I am pleading with all voters and those who need to register.. Please get ready to do the right thing and vote for dignity and respect to return to the Presidential seat. Make your count towards the highest position in this country to be held by a respectable intelligent human being that will not bring embarrass ment to this country. We are better than this..

@imagean52 6 жыл бұрын

Correction..make your vote count....

@anishmohanty 6 жыл бұрын

does the white house have a revolving door because it looks like everyone that goes into the trump admin goes out

@PhoenixProdLLC 6 жыл бұрын

Anish Mohanty and all those people he said were "the best people...I only pick the best people.." Are singing their black little hearts out on trumps conspiracy against the USA. The committee saying there was "no collusion" not only didn't consult their Democratic peers, but don't seem to grasp Trump ISN'T being investigated for "collusion". He's being investigated for Conspiracy and the evidence is as plain as the wispy hay hair on his head! :P #WHEREARETRUMPSTAXES #LOCKTHEMUP #400millionfromtgerussians #ticktockticktock

@fernandosaiz1898 6 жыл бұрын

Anish Mohanty .zaa

@gisawslonim9716 6 жыл бұрын

No, it has a chute! Faster and more efficient.

@anonymouse9355 6 жыл бұрын

Waiting for the orange clown to go out of the revolving door and for it to hit him in the ass on the way out.

@Urza26 6 жыл бұрын

It's a special set of revolving doors that cost 139k.

@tc2241 6 жыл бұрын

And after a year long investigation, my mistress found no evidence of infidelity. My wife will be happy to know that she can fire her PI

@jackieroberts1489 6 жыл бұрын

The man is a pig ! He makes all of them perform sexual acts of humiliating favors . I think .

@Syncromatic 6 жыл бұрын

I feel like Stephen should have yelled out the last tweet at the top of his lungs to do justice to the all caps

@trnharris 6 жыл бұрын

"If your caps lock lasts more than four words, consult your doctor"

@JamesSmith-bb3tm 6 жыл бұрын

trnharris :; I will.

@morganm.6256 6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit! Mike Pompeo as Secretary of State is just scary, I live in Kansas where he is from so get ready for some crazy shit

@jamescarter317 6 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure pompeo will be pushing for regime change in Syria which will lead to a war with Russia and Iran. Maybe even a showdown with China over the South China Sea.

@MrDjsmooth87 6 жыл бұрын

Morgan M. The company you keep prove just who you are. Look at every single position he's hired for. Especially devos and carson....REALLY?

@PhoenixProdLLC 6 жыл бұрын

James Carter that's the length these scum are willing to go to...starting a war to try to keep this conspirator in office! They're trying to dismsntle the federal government and democracy, of that have no doubt.

@zawadishop9471 6 жыл бұрын

Yes it will be crazier. All Americans with be taken to Guantanamo bay.

@DJames-fn3cl 6 жыл бұрын

Really??!! Well, sounds like I will be doing some research on the Internet. And he is the Director of the CIA?? So SCARY must be what he knows now about National Security and more. I always thought that being flushed down the toilet would be a quick and painless process, but America is going down the drain of the swamp one agonizing and slow flush at a time.

@firstwave1890 6 жыл бұрын

Trump fired Rex over Twitter... what a Coward!!!

@JackTheBlack1585 6 жыл бұрын

Tolerance don’t call him a coward, he said he would run into a school shooting without a weapon.

@firstwave1890 6 жыл бұрын

Thi Henry ...Ok, let me rephrase that. Trump is a LYING Coward!!!

@jasonmontgomery3736 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, cadet bone spurs talks big, until its time to man up. If he wasn't a coward, he wouldn't have dodged the draft 5 times, declared bankruptcy 6 times, and cheated on all his wives

@cybercypher7168 6 жыл бұрын

Thi Henry I was expecting him to fly in during the vets home standoff to run in and save everybody lol

@ReevansElectro 6 жыл бұрын

Don't talk that way about Cadet Bone-Spurs. His tribe will deport you for using free speech.

@smthone 6 жыл бұрын

And Trump still...has supporters. Let that sink in

@CookingWithClaus 5 жыл бұрын

Conservatives were stupid when they voted, they were stupid when you typed that, and they're still stupid now. Go figure.

@alanatransify 3 жыл бұрын

STILL, even now. And I thought fanatics were the worst

@mamawray 6 жыл бұрын

I'm starting to worry that Stephen Colbert is going to get sprayed with a nerve agent. #kiddingnotkidding

@elenachristian9860 6 жыл бұрын

MG Wray Im concerned for the same thing. And not just Stephen. If he and John Oliver have "heart attacks" the same week, we'll know.

@Johnnymarzo 6 жыл бұрын

rip stephen hawking :c

@empath3133 6 жыл бұрын

Johnny Marzo ;( how?

@JoelDJohnson1986 6 жыл бұрын

Als complications.

@DresdenShuffle 6 жыл бұрын

So incredibly sad. I still can't believe he's gone.

@christophermichael8010 6 жыл бұрын

Sad. We lost a genius.

@phoenixxlaw 6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Michael at least we still have a "genius"president lol

@emmbeesea 6 жыл бұрын

Not fired yet. I would say Nyet. Stay strong my fellow Americans.

@skruppy222 6 жыл бұрын

Emm Bee Sea Da!!!! Russia 🇷🇺

@crisp7423 6 жыл бұрын

jack bran is a bot

@m.rodrigolemus6224 6 жыл бұрын

Emm Bee Sea : Blue Tsunami continues... Democrat Conor Lamb wins in Pennsylvania... Turns out is Pittsburgh America wants... And Not St. Petersburg in Trump country 😉

@skruppy222 6 жыл бұрын

M. Rodrigo Lemus is it confirmed lamb won?

@pgc4sean 6 жыл бұрын

jack bran 🖕🏻

@CarolynsRVLife 6 жыл бұрын

I can't wait to have an adult in the WH again. This is sad.

@LashanR 6 жыл бұрын

That was the best "I'm just kidding" yet XD

@maryanneslater9675 6 жыл бұрын

It's becoming his classic move. I'm always cued up to say it with him.

@nickkperezy 6 жыл бұрын

First one that actually got me

@ericandy88 6 жыл бұрын

Some in the audience were kind of already there, snickering ahead of time. Hope it is not starting to become predictable because it is a good delivery method.

@KikiLivesInMe 6 жыл бұрын

What a lovely President you have.. *Heavy sarcasm..

@peterfaber9316 6 жыл бұрын

Did Trump manage his companies like this too? What a mess.

@grandwonder5858 6 жыл бұрын

Yes, results = 6 bankruptcies!

@tumsfestival8027 6 жыл бұрын

I know right? I heard people during the election saying “he’s a businessman! He’s going to run the country like a business” and I kept yelling “he’s bankrupt 6 companies!!!” Long story short nobody listened, and Trump’s our president.

@MarkInLA 6 жыл бұрын

Where have you been ? Dozens have failed ; vocational schools, golf courses, properties/structures, start ups..bank ownership....

@MythicTyrant 6 жыл бұрын

"If your cap lock lasts more than four words, consult your doctor." Truer words have never been said about the internet...

@rhodecciacarter5365 6 жыл бұрын

I wish u get IMPEACHED before its too late IMPEACH 45 NOW😈👹👺🙈🙉🙊

@VideoGameChimp5 6 жыл бұрын

Four* dummy

@drews3980 6 жыл бұрын

Four man... spelling errors like that really kill your point.

@kendesjarlais7577 6 жыл бұрын

DEMS WILL LOSE AGAIN--- hows that loser

@Lorenzo1972. 6 жыл бұрын

Except that he tweeted about it on Monday, but told Tillerson on the Friday before. Will leftists ever stop lying?

@shawnsmith1865 6 жыл бұрын

what ever happened to the comment Trump made that *HE ENJOYS CONFLICT AND HAVING PEOPLE AROUND THAT THINK DIFFERENTLY ??????*

@russellcampbell9198 6 жыл бұрын

Shawn Smith Yeah, but that was last week.

@jonathanconnor7920 6 жыл бұрын

He lied.

@6272355463637 6 жыл бұрын

It's true. He also enjoys firing people who disagree with him. Can't do that if he only has yes-men around.

@joehackman4979 6 жыл бұрын

Wow this is one of his best monologues ever! The caps lock joke at the end killed me.

@therealmaskedheel 6 жыл бұрын

When history looks back on Trump's White House, it'll be set to the Looney Tunes theme song.

@DresdenShuffle 6 жыл бұрын

The Masked Heel I was thinking of the Benny Hill theme personally.

@lnsflare1 6 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking the theme song to COPS.

@genjii931 6 жыл бұрын

Nah, Yakety Sax.

@tonymontana-wd9hv 6 жыл бұрын

The Masked Heel damn your comment made my day thanks I needed that

@Katzztar 6 жыл бұрын

IS the Yakety Sax the theme song from Scooby Doo chase or from the Benny Hill chase?

@paulf.84 6 жыл бұрын

Isn’t Chump the one that was bragging about how low unemployment was ? 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@MrJhuang999 6 жыл бұрын

Tillerson should offer Dumps on a silver platter to Mueller

@MarkInLA 6 жыл бұрын

That's what we're waiting for; all the Trump-abused to spill the beans... And, he can't fire Mueller, and he can't gag- order (except during paid sex) Stormy Daniels !!

@98skol 6 жыл бұрын

It's adorable that you think he has anything to offer. The Russia delusion continues? Dems running on a make the cold war hot platform in 2018?

@MrJhuang999 6 жыл бұрын

98skol the only thing adorable is your ignorance and naivety. Go back to getting spoon fed fox fantasy

@mitchellmaytorena1137 6 жыл бұрын

Have you guys heard the horrible news? We lost Stephen Hawking today.

@coleenparsons4905 6 жыл бұрын

Glad we had him on earth for as long as we did.

@TheEqualizer-iw1bz 6 жыл бұрын

“I couldn’t fire you in person, Rex, because of, you know, bone spurs.” “I have a private jet waiting to take you to London...”

@molly1949 6 жыл бұрын

The Equalizer 2014 because of you know.. cowardice

@TheEqualizer-iw1bz 6 жыл бұрын

To maureen skaar: To think that he’s famous for saying “You’re fired!” to people face-to-face, he is one giant chicken.

@sluttymctits4496 6 жыл бұрын

The Equalizer 2014 - That's the weird thing. Trump has been notoriously fearful of confrontation throughout his adult life. His whole reality show schtick is that he's the boss: he hires, he decides, he fires. But in his personal life, he always feared canning people, always wanted others to do it for him. "Chicken" is an understatement.

@TheEqualizer-iw1bz 6 жыл бұрын

To Slutty McTits: The producers of “The Apprentice” have pretty much slammed Trump in various interviews, but they kept their mouth shut and all this came out AFTER the election.

@sluttymctits4496 6 жыл бұрын

The Equalizer 2014 - True. They are about as spineless as Paul Ryan (maybe not quite that bad, Ryan IS a pretty severe case). But when you're on the payroll, I guess the silence is to be expected.

@thatguydownthestreet8036 6 жыл бұрын

My boss couldn't fire me over a tweet and I work in a resteraunt we should hold the white house to the same standards that we hold our resteraunt too.

@mildredchester 6 жыл бұрын

Incredible that he can't face an employee to fire him. No balz at all.

@robertmenegazzi7290 6 жыл бұрын

RIP Stephen Hawking

@golden4730 6 жыл бұрын

Robert Menegazzi he died?! What!!!

@RealTalkWithSSG 6 жыл бұрын

Yes, a genius is gone.

@paulramos4037 6 жыл бұрын

Just checked, he died. LONG LIVE HAWKING!!!

@mlpfanboy1701 6 жыл бұрын

Paul Ramos oh wow. Rest in peace.

@veek.6463 6 жыл бұрын

As a two time death process survivor and seeder of many beautiful things in that process, I am glad for him to be out of that chair. The people who go to heaven have good hearts and minds. They want to benefit all beings. He'll keep working there and send other geniuses here information. Peace

@mellow_mallow 6 жыл бұрын

wish I could say I wasn't expecting it to be over twitter

@vinzenzgeske8987 6 жыл бұрын

Man, those 8 minutes are GOLD. Stephen is on fire!

@arthurwatts1680 6 жыл бұрын

To be fair to Tillerson, he reportedly didn't even want the job - his wife told him he needed to do it for his country. Retirement will undoubtedly be prefaced by some very uncomfortable silences in that house. The mass exodus continues - more to follow.

@kilomilo917 6 жыл бұрын

Now it's Trumps turn.

@MrDjsmooth87 6 жыл бұрын

We all know Putin's vengeful arse won't allow that. He's been planning on taken down America systematically since the cold war.

@sunyellow703 6 жыл бұрын

Scary times!

@amalkoury9149 6 жыл бұрын

Everybody is leaving trumps White House, including his hair

@trnharris 6 жыл бұрын

farah hadid omg

@98skol 6 жыл бұрын

farah hadid low energy burn

@peggysmyth6110 6 жыл бұрын

farah hadid that's funny

@andrewjenkins9965 6 жыл бұрын

I wish he would leave...

@clifmall 6 жыл бұрын

farah hadid Your go to girl Hillary did a great 3 slip dance move going down the stairs in India.

@SelfReflective 6 жыл бұрын

"I think Rex will be much happier now..." - like it's a dog that's been put to sleep, after a long and debilitating illness.

@Games_and_Music 6 жыл бұрын

But i don't think he is wrong this time.

@terrashine1353 6 жыл бұрын

Why is this gentleman so funny? 😄😂😄

@gnometheory3831 6 жыл бұрын

Is anyone surprised at this point?

@Avicaris 6 жыл бұрын

Tillerson was! =P

@starlitshadows 6 жыл бұрын

Not even slightly. Its predictable, as crazy as that might sound.

@nikkim7012 6 жыл бұрын

i'm just waiting to wake up..

@couponville1 6 жыл бұрын

Adam Gerson not really but we were hoping he would have gotten his $h!+ together by now.

@Brian-lh7jj 6 жыл бұрын

Nope, I think we're all a little numb to Trump's stupidity.

@jesperschultz2727 6 жыл бұрын

"I have the best people" as Trump said during the campaign of 2016...

@DRIrM-wg7to 6 жыл бұрын

Commander-In-Chief in MeltDown mode

@ashleyelizabeth6094 6 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I was just starting to get used to hearing the name "Rex Tillerson"

@Crimson83blah 6 жыл бұрын

Sad thing is this is a footnote in history for the asinine ways in which this president has seriously screwed up in his duties

@JeroenTel 6 жыл бұрын

3:30 in and already laughing my ass off... I always look forward to the day's review by Stephen!

@twinodoom 6 жыл бұрын

Congratulations Rex, you no longer have to be affiliated with the Trump presidency.

@andrewowens4421 6 жыл бұрын

You know, that dog analogy actually works. Trump went "Old Yeller" on Tillerson. He just got someone else to take Tillerson behind the shed.

@andersonneil2293 6 жыл бұрын

Andrew Owens, Tillerson isn't the one who is rabbid.

@retnavybrat 6 жыл бұрын

+John O Vote out *all* Republicans and Democrats.

@jokmyful 6 жыл бұрын

YESTERDAY.yesterday???YESTERDAY

@Celisar1 6 жыл бұрын

Is it possible to show less class than to fire someone a) in his absence b) over Twitter c) without even telling him why? That’s the lowest way possible! This horrible man shouldn’t have bred und thereby multiplied his disgusting ways.

@motheramoon314 6 жыл бұрын

When your president lives on Twitter instead of in reality smh🤦🤦🤦🤦

@tokayoh6569 6 жыл бұрын

Spelling error in Trump's tweet as usual. It should read "After 14-month long inept investigation, found ..."

@flaviantropy 6 жыл бұрын

"Nerve agent would trigger a response"... so DJT got 'triggered'

@tinoj9661 6 жыл бұрын

since i first read that tweet i was in high anticipation of stephens "congratiulations to all". thank you for scratching that itch.

@arazharboyan1013 6 жыл бұрын

Another one bites the dust... NOTHING about this white house surprises me anymore, I wish it did though cuz the ONLY thing I enjoyed about Trump’s presidency was the drama and entertainment aspect of it all, but now it’s just another day and just another headline, no low is too low for the president, and “breaking” news isn’t even breaking news anymore.

@loraz5343 6 жыл бұрын

All the iconic people we grew up along with are passing away.. RIP Stephen Hawking. Donald, feel free to go anytime by the way

@seattlewa8500 6 жыл бұрын

Lora Z It is amazing Hawking was able to live this long with that terrible disease.

@loraz5343 6 жыл бұрын

Van Nicholson I know right!

@DresdenShuffle 6 жыл бұрын

Very off topic, but RIP Stephen Hawking. You will be missed sir :(

@Dragonk116 6 жыл бұрын

Celldweller Rip the genius. They are becoming an endangered species at this point.

@labibbinaslam5933 6 жыл бұрын

Guys Stephen Hawkins died! My deepest condolences. He was one of the greatest minds of our time and the real stable genius.

@mlpfanboy1701 6 жыл бұрын

Labib Bin Aslam on the one hand may he rest in peace on the other hand I'm almost envious of him with thus current administration

@napoleonbonerfart278 6 жыл бұрын

Labib Bin Aslam proof there is no god.... Hawking is dead and republicans are still screwing this country up.

@OpusTheLeftie 6 жыл бұрын

Who's Stephen Hawkins? I know a Hawking....hm....

@cheeseonyomama 6 жыл бұрын

Labib Bin Aslam meh

@bdwhardy9680 6 жыл бұрын

Really sad. I hope he is remembered well.

@Syclone0044 6 жыл бұрын

The random person sneezing at 1:24 is the funniest part of this video for me 😂 Seriously listen, they first sneeze at 1:18 and then 2 more times before Colbert calls out to them "God bless you" without missing a beat 😄 I keep rewinding it and each time the sneezing gets funnier and funnier

@Aannan 6 жыл бұрын

Stephen looks fantastic in that suit and tie. Love the colours.

@mrmojo88888 6 жыл бұрын

Trump has the maturity of a middle school little girl breaking up with a boy on Twitter, (my apologies to middle school little girls, most of them are actually more mature than the Twitter Troll.)

@shakuntalarathi6655 5 жыл бұрын

@Mike Zimmer No.

@danstiver9135 6 жыл бұрын

There are SO many major positions in the State Department that are unfilled, it's embarrassing and dangerous!

@stephaniehenry5617 6 жыл бұрын

He's such a boss but can't do it face to face.

@kathybryant1788 6 жыл бұрын

I'm feel really sad this happened. Nothing we can do, right. Nerve Agents are pretty bad and chemical warfare was my job in the military. Anyways, I love Stephen Colbert.

@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 6 жыл бұрын

I feel a little sad tonight, Stephen Hawking leaving us . .

@MrWarlock124 6 жыл бұрын

camelshit he was clown

@napoleonbonerfart278 6 жыл бұрын

Hawking dies and republicans live to Fuck this country up...there is no god or karma.

@vittoria8910 6 жыл бұрын

That's what you are sad about?

@MarkInLA 6 жыл бұрын

You are the biggest clown of all, lame -o !! His IQ was like 200; your's is like 40.....

@sv2697 6 жыл бұрын

History is going to judge all these traitors.

@LuisSalgadoClara 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for posting the whole monologue. That way we don’t have to look elsewhere.

@ziljin 6 жыл бұрын

Only the best people he says....

@ronnyshama 6 жыл бұрын

I'm still waiting for him to fire Secretary of education and Secretary of environmental protection

@ronnyshama 6 жыл бұрын

And replace them with qualified people or at the least non incompetent

@nessie8382 6 жыл бұрын

"You've won an all-expense-paid trip to get the f**k out of here..." I can so see Trump saying this. Stephen is just nailing it these days!

@rebeccakane8854 5 жыл бұрын

ha! when he says god bless you to the audience sneezing

@MsDURRRRRRRR 6 жыл бұрын

For the actor who claims he has the highest ratings firing people from the Apprentice, he can doesn't know how to tell his Cabinet members, "You're fired "

@nogi48 6 жыл бұрын

When someone becomes more president than the current president you’re fired.

@rysun8709 6 жыл бұрын

DRAIN THE SWAMP, DRAIN THE SWAMP

@MsSaturnalia 6 жыл бұрын

Who will fire T- Rump then?

@Games_and_Music 6 жыл бұрын

My assumption is that if more people leave office, at some point i think football rules will apply; when there are too many player sent off the field with a red card (meaning, suspended), the match will be aborted/disqualified. So either a special court will rule that the situation is extraordinary and has to be aborted, or the people get really angry...