onion video

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Wait...there's a cap to how big the eyes can expand, what a weird way to find out lol

It's not that the tweezers multiply, it's that the tweezer is moving so fast that it's creating after images.

8:50 actually sounds solid

This goes from Easy to hard to “you have to mash a little” to “only possible with multiple tweezers

chat lost it when a second tweezer appeared

9:49I like how the onion just stares and the next thing is bass boosted plucks

8:49 has anyone noticed at the end of that part it just sounds really good?

This made me realize that their eyes get bigger with each hair pulled

"Plays perfectly" Rhythm Heaven: Ehhhh... thats at most a 92

The best part is how 8:53 reprises the entire escalation of difficulty, at a faster pace.

I could see drummers using this as a warmup

The one that just stares into your soul with no hair is my favorite. I'm gonna call him Glorgnark.

9:48 He stares at you. All the pain and suffering has led to this one point. He is prepared.

start / quarter notes 1:35 / eight notes 2:25 / this loop thing 3:34 / 16th notes 5:33 oh no its getting harder 7:50 | what kind of low delay is this 8:25 / you literally needed multiple tweezers 9:02 / easier but exponentially increasing difficulty 9:43 / how do you do this with a single tweezer 9:49 / the hardest part 9:53 / potato difficulty + delay of 128th notes

Well aren't we glad that there is no endless mode of Rhythm Tweezers... 😨 With a difficulty like this, only one word can describe this: HELL.

The offbeats hurt particularly bad in this one

the last one was just in agony. he wasnt satisfied just *H U R T*

5:27 goes hard AND GOOD NGL!

5:20 I like hearing this part on 2x speed, it sounds soothing

"Goddamnit, Gerald; we should've brought the SHEARS!"

I'm gonna have nightmares of how the onion was staring at me at 9:48

I will forever cherish this video, it is the one that brought me into rhythm heaven. Many thanks for making me discover this game

What are the weird ass games popping up all over my homepage

Plot twist: He's silently crying for help in Morse code

i love how if you look closely, there is an actually difference between the lengths on the closer ones, 3 for every 16th, making each of those a 48th note, or 48 hairs for every beat, and since this game revolves around 4/4 scale, nearly 192 hairs if it was consistant, and it actually shows that, pretty cool

I like how the eyes are just getting bigger when he pulls them out

5:20 This part kind of goes hard. 🎶

Yes why wouldn’t I sit here and watch plucking onions to an rhythm for 10 minutes!?

8:27 WHY ARE HIS EYES STARING INTO MY SOUL

9:48 onion creeping me out!

Rhythm Tweezers but the onions are slowly indoctrinated to become Amish

5:53 “Okay, it’s on! *IT’S UP TO YOU!”*

Teacher: the Exam is super easy The exam: 9:53 👹

8:12 is so satisfying.

I love how the chat so smoothly transitions from sarcastic terror to actual terror over the course of this atrocity

This would be cool for an endless rhythm tweezers

i cant even explain how much i forget i exist when i tap along the rhythm with my hand. why is this onion so mesmerizing it genuinely has me in a trance i just went through the video three times in a row

人力では不可の極み

Starts with simple quarter notes, then adds in half notes, then eighth notes, then sixteenth notes, then thirty second notes, then sixty fourth notes, *then at **9:53** it just has a stroke while doing a tremolo if you can even call it that at that point*

You can never get a perfect because there is one on the head on the last one.

6:51 this is such a pain

The Levels of Rhythm Tweezers (Tumirit Version): 0:00 Easy Tweezy 2:19 Just Ordinary 4:30 Tweezing Season 5:36 Beardcutter 6:42 Call Yourself The Plucker 7:47 Master of the Tweezer

this could be improved by the addition of the rhythm tengoku 'no peeking!' sign thats used only in the last remix's rhythm tweezer segments

8:50 sounds tight af

I just LOVE how it still saves a bit of a rhythm to say at least

Man, kudos to the guy playing this I don't think I could keep up

9:48 Christ I didn’t think that one’d be possible. No but for real the way it just has him stare at you and then move on, I laughed _way_ harder than I should’ve.

4:50 I don’t know why but I can hear that moose saying “Do you know why we stopped the car?”

Why is he staring deep into my soul 💀

Best 10 minutes and 11 seconds ever. *onion getting hair pulled as it's eyes gradually expand*

5:21 satisfying af beat

9:45 you know its hard when the tweezers start multiplying

It gives me a feeling of nostalgia,i have no idea why.

Notice that his eyes get larger each time a hair is pulled out

9:44 it's funny how there isn't even enough time for it to even fully pull all of them so it clones itself

8:42: At that point I'd start shaving my onions 9:52: Well....

9:54 The guy just has a stray hair in his head.

this literally looks like one of those mobile games that says, "i cant get passed level 10 😭"

it's just turned into rhythm lawnmower at this point

7:16 b gbbgygyyggybuggggbyubguggbygbgygygbugyygbyyttgyybtgbygybyygbygtgygggbtygbtyytgyggybtyygygytybgtbgyybyygbgyygy

i never seen something more cursed than a onion growing beards and someone cutting it off with a tweezer :bruh:

8:49 I love how the tweezers literally multiply

8:47 idk why but i like the way this part sounds

Why do I just suddenly love this video

This is one of those videos that's gonna live rent free in the back of my mind

at this point, the guy needs to invest in a razor, not some tweezers

9:49 Pov: You’re done but now you gotta help the next dude who’s much worse

Not only is that little onion so unsettling, but the one at the end made me feel watched

It took me like 3 to four minutes for me to realize his eyes got bigger the more you plucked

"Hey, are you done plucking the onions yet?" "...I think I need a few more tweezers."

This guys just has so much testosterone, that whenever you clip a hair, a bunch more appears out of thin air.

I think we just got tricked into watching a video of the most successful barber shop in an alternate reality

Don't mind me. Just putting the guide to beat the levels here, and also naming levels :P (every 13th level is a boss level) Long Comment Ahead (0:00) Level 1: Novice. Start here. It is by far the easiest section. Level 1-1: Learn the basics! (NEW: Quarter Notes: A Quarter note equals one beat. Tap to the beat to trim. Keep trimming to increase your rank!) Level 1-2: At Beat Three! Level 1-3: Two is better than one! Level 1-4: One to Four Level 1-5: You're Getting the Hang of it! Level 1-6: At the middle Level 1-7: Two is better than one (Reprise) Level 1-8: At the middle (Reprise) Level 1-9: The Final Beat Level 1-10: You're Getting the Hang of it (Reprise) Level 1-11: Two is better than one (Second Reprise) Level 1-12: Three is better than two! Level 1-BOSS: All Four Beats (BOSS LEVEL) (1:12) Level 2: Trainee. It gets a bit harder, but it's still easy regardless. Level 2-1: You've been promoted! Level 2-2: En Garde! Level 2-3: First Beat Rest Level 2-4: All Four Beats (Reprise) Level 2-5: Divide and Conquer! (NEW: Eighth Notes: Two Eighth notes equal one beat.) Level 2-6: All Four Beats (Second Reprise) Level 2-7: Divide and Conquer (Reprise) Level 2-8: Jingle Bells! Level 2-9: Bing Bang Bong! Level 2-10: Divide and Conqu- we missed a note! Level 2-11: Divide and Conquer (Second Reprise) Level 2-12: Jingle Bells (Reprise) Level 2-BOSS: Crazy Eighths! (BOSS LEVEL) (2:18) Level 3: Apprentice. Now we're talking curly hair. Level 3-1: All Four Beats (Third Reprise) Level 3-2: Time to Hold! (NEW: Curly Hair: Hold the Tweezer and release after the second eighth note) Level 3-3: Curly Bells! Level 3-4: Not-so-curly Bells :( Level 3-5: We Thrive! Level 3-6: Curl and the Eighth Level 3-7: Divide and Conquer! (With a curl) Level 3-8: Divide and Conquer! (With two curls) Level 3-9: Bing Bang Bong! (With a curl) Level 3-10: The Missing Note replaced by a curl Level 3-11: Divide and Conquer! (With a curl) (Reprise) Level 3-12: Truly All Eighths Level 3-BOSS: All Curls (BOSS LEVEL) (3:24) Level 4: Amateur. Things slowly get harder as it passes. Level 4-1: All Four Beats (Fourth Reprise) Level 4-2: The Sixteenth (NEW: Sixteenth Notes: Four Sixteenth notes equal one beat.) Level 4-3: The Sixteenth +1 Level 4-4: Let's Go! Level 4-5: The Return of the Curl Level 4-6: Double Trouble! Level 4-7: Crazy Eighths (With a curl) Level 4-8: It's Time to Wiggle! Level 4-9: The Sixteenth Bing Bang Bong! Level 4-10: Filled-in Sixteenths Level 4-11: Two Beats Filled Level 4-12: Caught Up in the Middle Level 4-BOSS: Crazy Sixteenths (BOSS LEVEL) (4:29) Level 5: Journeyman. Now things are off-beat! Better listen closely for real, cause things get really hard! Level 5-1: Off-Beats Level 5-2: Time to Listen Carefully! Level 5-3: More Notes Galore! Level 5-4: One, Two, Three, Curl! Level 5-5: Some Sick Beats! Level 5-6: Another Sick Beat! Level 5-7: Finish it with a curl! Level 5-8: Crazy sixteenths (Accented with a curl) Level 5-9: Sixteenth Rest Frenzy Level 5-10: Curls on end Level 5-11: Crazy Dotted Curls Level 5-12: Crazier Curls Level 5-BOSS: The Thirty-Second (BOSS LEVEL) (NEW: 32nd Notes: Eight 32nd notes equal one beat.) (5:35) Level 6: Expert. At this point, this section onwards becomes difficult here. You need a good sense of rhythm to master these. Just then, we got a request from a mysterious vegetable... Level 6-1: We received a new request Level 6-2: This request wasn't an onion Level 6-3: This request came from a potato! Level 6-4: These are not triplets. Level 6-5: Frequent thirty-seconds Level 6-6: You better be trained! Level 6-7: The Curls would provide some help! Level 6-8: Take on it! Level 6-9: Bing Bang Bo- not quite really Level 6-10: Get your speed! Level 6-11: Twist and unfurl! Level 6-12: Thirty-seconds on the second half Level 6-BOSS: Pushing beyond your limits (BOSS LEVEL) (6:41) Level 7: Professional. Section is very difficult. You need to have a very good sense of rhythm with enough stamina to go through this section. Level 7-1: Two Ranks away from a potato! Level 7-2: You could get a drumset at this point Level 7-3: All Four Beats (Fifth Reprise) Level 7-4: Extremely off-beat Level 7-5: Hit the tap-dance floor! Level 7-6: Near-perpetual flow Level 7-7: All Curls (Reprise) Level 7-8: Even Crazier Curls Level 7-9: You can't even bing bang bong at this point Level 7-10: Frequent thirty-seconds (Off-beat) Level 7-11: Thirty-seconds on each half Level 7-12: Caught up in the middle (more crowded) Level 7-BOSS: Crazy Thirty-Seconds (BOSS LEVEL) (7:47) Level 8: Master. Section is extremely difficult. Having a good sense of rhythm will hurt. I'm warning you. Not kidding. You may need an autoclicker at this point unless you're an insane, unhinged gamer living in your mom's basement. In this boss level, you might need to figure out how to duplicate a tweezer while following the rhythm. Level 8-1: Butterfly-click! (NEW: 64th Notes: Sixteen 64th notes equal one beat.) Level 8-2: Sixty-fourths galore! Level 8-3: One more rank for a potato! Level 8-4: That would make one sick conga beat! Level 8-5: Even more crazier curls on anabolic steroids Level 8-6: Curls and sixteenths Level 8-7: Sixty-fourths on end Level 8-8: Curls and thirty-seconds Level 8-9: If you still call it Bing Bang Bong, you are so insane. Level 8-10: Sixty-fourths on each half. Level 8-11: Five strands caught in the middle Level 8-12: Crazy Sixty-fourths Level 8-BOSS: The Thirty-Second on curls (BOSS LEVEL) (8:52) Level 9: Legendary. The potato is here, and he has way more hair than you would think. But before we could take him on, we should recall back from where we started with. If you don't believe why I said he has more hair, look up for yourself at (9:53) (9-BOSS). Like the previous level, you must duplicate tweezers at one of the levels. Level 9-1: Two is better than one (Third Reprise) Level 9-2: Time to hold (Reprise) Level 9-3: You arrived at potato rank! Level 9-4: Better be prepared! Level 9-5: Crazier Curls (off-beat) Level 9-6: The potato has way more hair than you think... Level 9-7: Shave carefully! Level 9-8: Shave even more carefully! Level 9-9: Bing Bang Bong! (With a curl) (Reprise) Level 9-10: Three levels away! Level 9-11: Craziest curls you have ever seen! Level 9-12: This is it kiddo. The potato is here. Do your part perfectly to win. As compensation, here's your break. Level 9-BOSS: The Potato (FINAL BOSS LEVEL) (Potato's Attributes: 128th Notes: 32x 128th notes equal one beat, Early Bird: Beats start a 64th note earlier than usual.) How much can you make it this far?

im so obscenely bad at rhythm tweezers this makes me anxious LMAO

9:48 THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD LOL

I feel like this is the third time this video has appeared in my recommended page. Not surprised

I think its funny that throughout the whole video im like “they cant possibly get closer together” but they did

Those eyes Those goddamn eyes Soulless, lifeless, staring into my soul But growing with every hair that's pulled out

The 9 Levels of Rhythm Tweezers: 0:00 - Tweezing Beginners 1:13 - Easy Tweezy 2:19 - Vegetable Novice 3:24 - A Little Over The Top 4:30 - Half the Hard-O-Rama 5:36 - Hard-O-Rama 6:42 - Twice the Hard-O-Rama 7:47 - Thrice the Hard-O-Rama/Beard Season Begins 8:53 - Master of the Tweezer

Bro, at this point, it should have spawned an electric shaver.

9:48 onion dude knows what’s coming up and he’s mentally preparing for it

Stage 1: the very basics, ends with a pattern that even the 3ds prequel expects you to do on the regular Stage 2: introduces more timings, ends with a slightly harder but still pathetically easy pattern Stage 3: introduces curly hairs, ends with a super easy pattern made out of them Stage 4: doubles the precision with which hairs can be placed, ends with the final pattern from vegeta-pull/rhythm tweezers 2 Stage 5: does cool shit with faster hairs and offbeats, ends with the final pattern from vegeta-pull 2 Stage 6: introduces lighting-quick hairs into normal gameplay, ends with a more complex version of stage 5's final pattern Stage 7: unsatisfying offbeats and overlapping curly hairs are abundant, i think it's safe to say we're past anything nintendo would make (especially since it ends with an onslaught of rapid-fire hairs) Stage 8: if you weren't using an emulator before, you're definitely gonna need it now. there are clusters of hairs faster than ever seen before in an official rhythm heaven game. this is also when the player character decides to reveal their extra pairs of tweezers. stage 5's final pattern is here, but with all the hairs replaced with curly hairs. Stage 9: abandon all hope. this brutal stage pelts you with never ending- wait, why is it so easy? maybe they're giving us a break after stage 8- nope, there it is. pretty much par for the course at this point. you're dreading the last pattern. a completely hairless onion gives you the death stare. this is it. a full-on beard. but, the potato is insatiable. he is dissatisfied. he asks you to repeat all 9 stages. you're trapped in the loop. you're not even a factory worker anymore. you're just a -pair- hivemind of.... *Rhythm Tweezers.* roll credits _ding_

9:48 you must’ve been super talented to get past this one

POV: you stayed until the end just to see how hard it got, while your at it, your checking the comments but you don't know why.

1e+a 2e+a 3e+a 4 ain't gonna cut it anymore.

5:22 this part hit harder than my life in 1983

9:48 the hardest level in the game

This is weirdly soothing to watch

Niiice, well done 😊👍

8:43 my mans truly has the best beard

as you can see, the 256th note, or hemisemihemisemidemiquaver, will be very helpful in this case.

it’s kinda cool how the cash register sound effect rhymes with the music along with the tweezers.

Legend says the onion is still staring at us

Am I the only one who taps on my desk in time with the tweezers to see if I could hypothetically beat the level?

I was always curious on how big the onions eyes could get

I lost it when the eyes got bigger

9:48 Walks into ur store stares at u 9:53 Leaves

The eyes really just went from •-• To O-O Imagine modding it so they just keep expanding and don’t hit a size limit