Bruh such a lifestory

I'm one of em tho

hell yeah

I hate myself for that

transmutation of pain into joy. helping others will help you

@@kobold7466Chad joy giver vs virgin pleasure receiver

guys move aside this chad is moving though

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They were blessed by the Gods!

It's unknown how many of them didn't make the cut. It's estimated that only 10% of legends and myths lived to our day. So only select few will live for many thousand years to come. The rest will be forgotten 100 years after.

Ancient people when they make stories about gods fucking their sisters and animals

I mean, your assuming they aren't real.

Your weakest lego character*

​@@user-mn4nc3cb6y Nah, that's you buddy 😂

@@G.P.M.07 I think he want to say another Lego chars more powerful than that

@@mbom3r oh

Would you expect anything less from one of the greatest animators who ever lived? Say what you will about Richard Williams, but he NEVER did ANYTHING halfway! And here’s the kicker: This was considered LOW-QUALITY work by his standards, and the original commercial didn’t even feature Rammstein as the soundtrack! Of course, the commercial still slaps, but Rammstein makes it EVEN BETTER!

​@@matthewcardoza1190... Are you telling me that this mf looked at this and said: "meh, that will do"?

@@jubileu8153on bro he did

the power of shit

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Based Indo-European.

For the Glory of the Imperium!

@@unclesam5230 Morituri te salutant, brother. The Emperor protects.

Only in death 😔

@@Nook772 Does duty end.

Only for the Mechanicus to end up worshiping it...

Water, tea and milk

Winston with a cuppuchino really make me feel like that

Average French breakfast

Bro is a divorced father

European (winner) breakfast

That's just quelling your body of your nicotine and caffeine addiction. Caffeine in itself isn't that bad though

Yup

That's an old one!

​@@solri9302 But good one.

You can’t say that this isn’t the hardest thing you ever ever seen

I could do it, but idk

​@@jakodarexBrah how do you not know Just know

WHAT'S THE NAME BRUH

@@Talibanguerillaof what?

I understood that reference, and I applaud it.

WHAT

@@saltedpairofducks so, it’s a long story, the short, and I mean short, summary is There’s an Islamic group of black supremacists who teach a ‘slightly different’ origin of the world The world was created by a black god, who then created a couple dozen black scientists to help him run it, each scientist would take turns as god, being incarnated into the world to rule it. Black people were created to serve under such gods, the first city/origin point of humanity was Mecca One scientist/god, named Yakub, was ostracized not just by his peers, but also by the people he was supposed to rule over, because of his giant ass head he had when born into the world to take his turn as god So he began studying, grinding the shit out of every intellectual source possible, eventually learning everything Mecca had to offer, in this, he also created a school of thought of his own - tricknology(important later), he then fled Mecca going north, accompanied by a couple thousand followers In his new city on the island of Patmos, Yakub started his eugenics program, breeding the lightest of his followers, then killing any of their children who were as dark or darker than either parent, rinse, wash, and repeat, the brown race is made(Mexicans, Arabs, etc), but oh no! Yakub died at the ripe old age of ~150 years old So his followers continue the process, breeding lighter and lighter children, creating the yellow(asians) and red(native Americans) races before finally creating white people Born of the cold confines of the labs and exposed to the industrialized killings of their darker siblings, the born white race is a violent and savage race as a result of the means which they were created, for reference, think of Garth Ennis’ “crossed” when we discuss the barbarism of the white race, I’m talking violence, I’m talking animalistic behaviors, I’m talking eating raw meat, the whole 9 yards Born of evil, the whites would march south and launch a vicious attack on Mecca, their barbaric nature giving them the strength advantage, but ultimately they are pushed back by the superior weapons, armors, and numbers of Mecca’s soldiers, retreating back north, the whites would live in caves, hardly anymore than beasts, some whites would attempt to return to their black ancestors, only to turn into the monkeys, apes, and other primates of the world Eventually Moses appears and he civilizes the whites, while also enacting his own eugenics program by killing off a few hundred of the rudest whites *with dynamite* before going about teaching whites the right way to wear underwear Civilized, the white race begins to learn about their origins, they learn tricknology, passed down from Yakub to his followers and then to them, coupled with their still latent barbarism, the white race become master liars and cheats, using this to eventually enslave black people as they speedrun technology to overpower the best Mecca could ever imagine Remember, this is the short story, the full story is a tad bit longer and more detailed

The end of your father's story is the beginning of your's my friend... choose wise the path you will walk, think your actions and the most important of all...use this gift only for good never for evil... Anyway the bag of doritos cost $5.99

you what

Me when the same as you but its to defeat my math exam instead of the devil

Me when jesus christ (Local homeless man) gives me his power (a loaded Glock) to defeat the evil one (Gas station cashier)

Only for good, never for evil!

Funny thing is that the Frazetta original painting that inspired this add is called against the gods.

@@vinbob87 Fucking this.

Stop doing the marijuana equivalent of crack

@@ArgonNoble my brother in christ it's literally weed pressed between two hot metal plates till it comes out in a sap form it's easier on my lungs than smoking. Also no.

At least I'm not drinking Brian

Bro falled his English lessons 😭

Because it's the best edit out of myriad of bad ones.

I'm probably a quarter of those views 😂

Truly Hyperborean