The dialog in this game is like if pyro said the ps5 has no games 10 times every minute instead of 9

This game's humour is like if Bubsy 3D and Rick and Morty had a baby and instead of letting them watch Cocomelon on the iPad, they gave the baby unrestricted access to Reddit

This game's writing is just, "oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kusco's poison. That poison?" joke every second.

There’s a reason why, in the Portal series, characters will usually shut up once a puzzle starts. They only really talk at the beginning of the level and once you reach the goal. And the lines are either important and/or funny. It’s not just “hey let’s make a meta joke here cuz Justin likey”

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i think the tutorial fake game at the start looks more aesthetically pleasing than the actual game

"Cruelty Squad but epic" made me laugh more than anything the game came up with

"sorry, i didn't get the joke the first time, could you repeat it again?"

I still have no idea how Pyro managed to waste 9+ hours on this game

"The aliens are coming we've been compromised"

I really like Rick and Morty, but yeah... Justin's humour when unchecked can get really grating on the ears and brain

It's a shame that the game tries so hard with writing and pacing, the alien settings are genuinely creative and you can see that there was a legitimate care in that department.

i think the main issue is that Justin only has 1 style of humor now and that's "character that stutters and rambles on about cussing and weird stuff" i feel like almost all of his characters are like that outside of RaM

Justin Rolland really is a one trick pony. A portal that erases mass that gets in the way, a living gun, the same annoying voice that was fun for two shows but shows his lack of diversity when he keeps doing it, a brother and sister that do not act like real brothers and sisters, next there’s gonna be a tv remote that shows you channels from other worlds

Almost started crying watching this because it felt like my brain went through three decades of deterioration at once

I for one like the game - it's making Rick and Morty fans realize how unfunny Justin actually is

a random donation about a guy getting grounded cause of the cursing in the game made Pyro laugh more than anything in this game

I actually feel bad for Pyro, man. As VOD Viewers, we get the privilege of a shortened stream and the ability to pause and take a break from the cringe whenever we want. Pyro had to endure 9 hours of this ADHD fueled nightmare. I'm convinced the only reason he hasn't gone insane from playing this is that he already IS insane.

The main problem with the jokes in this game is that they drag on for way too long They stretch a 1 sentence joke into a 5 minute skit

Lezduit is unironically one of the best characters in recent videogame.

This game is the verbal equivalent of Chinese drip torture

Pyro can't lie to us. We know he voiced the hidden Furry Character.

Apparently there's a slider to adjust how much the weapons talk and maybe how much npcs talk but I feel like if you have to include that in your game as an option then you already kind of have an idea that it may be too much. Like Biomutant added options for how much the narrator talked after a lot of complaints rolled in, this just had the option from the get-go.

Does Pyro always have such an intense dead eyed stare during streams or did this game just break him?

1:27:16 Fun fact, the poll results were that extreme because the whole chat was just spamming LEZDUIT, and definetly not because pyro's whole fanbase has a extreme scat fetish

Man the minute I heard Justin’s voice I knew the jokes were just going to be the only source of substance. Wish there was a bit more.

I really like how the knife's first dialogue when you pick it up stays on screen for the entire first area of the game

Me when squeaky stuttering voice makes jokes about how it's a video game and proceeds to point out all the tropes of said video game in a fourth wall breaking matter

a good 50% of this game's humour is just "let's say a swear every third word"

Some of the jokes are funny in the scripting but the delivery is the definition of unhumorous. Also the pacing is shit and 90% of the game your ear is being talked off with funny jokes, if they were actually spaced out.

The "The PS5 has no games" might be funnier than all the jokes in this game.

Pyro's distress when he actually laughed at a joke had me howling

I have never sat through a game without cracking a single smile before. Its honestly surprising how tryhardy the jokes feel

Pyro, why do you look like the human personification of mayonnaise

I can feel the mental health deteriorating from the speedrunners soon as they realize they have to play this game at least 5 more times

This game's dialouge is like a pre-teen learning the word fuck for the first time

Imagine being strapped to a chair and forced to watch gameplay of the Rick and morty game; actual psychological torture.

My personal fave parts of the video 2:13 - Pewdiepie no legs 3:05 - Markiplier 6:21 - Cyberpunk 9:52 - Pyro female viewer 12:25 - I feel bad for the editors 13:47 - Out of bounds 16:46 - Turn the voices down 19:49 ‐ S- stAY bAcK 22:43 - Average person in America 27:02 - This is just like Dark Souls 28:18 - Ayo 🤨 32:56 - Pyro rage 35:07 - Pyro laughs at self aware joke 36:58 - Mods complaining about chat 37:18- Another Pyro laugh 45:26 - He fell off 50:28 - Dude had a growth spurt 51:36 - Mom heard bad words 52:00 - He said Utopia!!!! 55:27 - Reddit moment 1:01:04 - Fortnite 1:01:55 - Breaking Bad reference! 1:12:06 - Stop talking 1:13:10 - The gun sounds like Morty 1:14:08 - Pyro fart joke 1:14:26 - Lezduit 1:15:53 - Intel??? 1:19:31 - Ayo 🤨 again 1:20:00 - Parents reveal 1:22:16 - Chat saying W 1:22:34 - The game "ends" 1:25:09 - We got a city to burn 1:26:47 - Another Pyro laugh 1:29:00 - Trolley problem (this is deep I swear)

Pyro instantly gunning down the kid before the bit could happen was way funnier than the actual joke that was supposed to happen

"This game isn't just a small thing, it's like 12 hours" 12 hours of unskippable fucking dialogue

I think the reason people like the talking gun in games like borderlands or cyberpunk is cause usually it’s the one gun that talks not the whole arsenal all the time

I can't believe pyro finally turned himself into a pickle

I kept giggling like a maniac everytime Lezzdoit said "Lezzdoit" that is just so funny to me for some reason

This was genuinely horrible. Like I did not have a good time. This was torture. Thanks for making this experience at least a little more survivable.

I love the constant use of the word "fuck"! Its so quirky and bisexual! I can't for A24 to adapt this into a movie!

That part where the suit's HUD starting showing ads reminded me of that scene in Ready Player One where the business guy says something about filling x% of one's vision with ads before inducing seizures.

this game's entire sense of humour is " look its aliens and theyre gross and doing gross human stuff and swearing a lot"

I've never seen Pyro become so enraged at the amount of dialogue a game has

The only thing that made this stream bearable was the fact that Pyro was there. Holy shit, this game was so painful to sit through.

Watched this live, I genuinely had a headache from all the shit happening. All the chatting, banter, and jokes, I had to take a pill. Jesus

This game is a perfect example of the state the show is currently in

Depending on how the future rolls out, this will be as awkward as seeing Kevin Spacey in call of duty

I think Jane Douglas( outside xbox) said it best," it's a mistake that borderlands avoided when they decided only a handful of guns would talk"

This game makes me grateful for having the ability to close my mouth.

Lezdoit is my favorite gun bro. He’s the goat, he sacrificed himself for my squad. Rip.

fun fact: if you check out the posters and background posters in the walls, you'll notice they look like absolute shit, and close to nonsensical. it's because they're AI-generated, because this couldn't get any worse.

My comment about the gun feeling like a backseat gamer made it into the video lol

This game really is just ADHD the game. Its so overwhelming tbh

Can’t believe Pyro was forced to deal with his own humor. This is so sad 😔

Poor editor was so done with this video, they effed up the outro

"is this what americans find funny cause it isnt funny" OI NIGEL COME 'AVE A GAFF THE BLOKE'S DOIN THE FUNNY WALK ON THE TELLY AGAIN

Very nice of the game to repeat every single joke 3 times in a row so that every deaf viewer can hear every single one

This game is the textbook definition of "constant noise"

The game is so engaging that I unironically fell asleep while watching this

I've never seen a game where I actually just shout "Shut up!" To the characters because Justin Royland's voice is just... that... bad.

Hearing Zach was a breath of fresh air.

I kept forgetting he was playing on the hardest difficulty Also half the games dialogue is stuttering

Why didn’t pyro say “the aliens are coming we’ve been compromised” tho

Pyro gets more British the more angrier he gets

Pyro discovering the ability to fix his main complaint of the game (turning down/off unneeded filler dialog) and then refusing to change it, but then still complaining about it and throwing a huge hissyfit about it is the funniest shit lmfao

The fact that this edited VOD was uploaded in the same day as IGN's review, convinced me that Pyro was the IGN journalist who reviewed this.

This was such a good cut. Hats off to the editors! 1:25:01

This man is going insane just like Rick from Rick and morty. ( I have never seen Rick and morty so thanks for the likes, dumb dumbs)

You can actually limit the amount of dialogue spoken for repeated playthroughs so that's nice

I have the worst sense of humor and legitimately snickered at probly 15% of the jokes. Other times I laughed and said "Holy fuck shut up" unironically at the screen.

Pyro going 'nooo' when someone said the gun sounded like morty was the most british ive ever seen him

I can't believe Pyro called out his own type of humor.

One of the few times I laughed during this was at 40:00, when Pyro immediately switches to the shotgun for the dialogue.

I give this game a 6/10 on the sleep score, boring enough so that you'll sleep within minutes but the talking will wake you up just as fast

i "like" how this game's humour is just "if we swear enough, it'll be funny"

borderlands and rick and morty fans fighting over who has the unfunniest writing of all time

99% of this game is talking without saying a single thing.

Pyro had the chance to make the dialogue less frequent, but he chose pain for his chat. Ironically, he suffered the most.

one of the funniest segments imo is the bears in the office, if you stay long enough you witness dry dumb ass humor up until one bear leaves another for another. remember how i said its funny? the heartbroken bear pulls out a fucking revolver and tries to off itself but it exclaims that it is to poor to afford ammunition. that was funny. you can also off the bear after. for me it got bugged and did nothing but repeat its death moan, idk if it was intentional or not but jesus was it annoying during the computer sequence.

The only reason I’d play this game is to find Zach

A Critikal Cameo wouldn't be unrealistic for this game, I don't know if that says more about Charlie or if I'm ageing enough to recognise repetitive humour

Redditors get mad at Reddit the game

You can actually sacrifice a gun besides Kenny, if you sacrifice Lezdoit he becomes Wedidit

Guys I'm going to go out on a whim and say that the starting pistol may or may not sound like Morty from the hit television series Rick and Morty created by Justin Roiland

Justin roiland literally only doing one voice: the game

laughed at 2 jokes from the frog gun and went insane shortly after

All of the humor in this game was just haha funny cursewords and it was genuinely mind numbing to have to deal with for hours on end

2:51 i feel like pyro reflected himself as he was reading the note

The editor was so pissed with the game that he even desynced the ending panel

People really don't give Dan Harmon enough credit when talking about Rick and Morty. Around season 2 or 3 he was saying he didn't want to do the show anymore and that the fans were making it worse. Dan was the true creative genius when it came to the writing and direction. Justin just does goofy voices and gafs with no real substance to any lines or jokes if he's on his own. Even as lemongrab in adventure time he needed direction... for a character that just screams to be funny.

Such a peace at the end, silence.. the complete opposite of this entire game. But then the screen goes black and the outro song actually plays so.. LMAO

Out of the like, 5 people I know, 3 have ADHD, and none of them find this game funny. They only thing anyone likes about this game is the gameplay. That's it, and there's way better options.

This game would be a lot better if everyone talked 400% less

the only parts i find funny are the ones with like 37 swears, not because its actually funny, but because my monkey brain makes me think of that video with Scout calling Heavy a fat bald bastard

I think Justin was afraid of putting a game out that would be rated as "cheap shooter knockoff to make some money", and of people saying he sold out and shit. So to counter that; he went all out and wrote *AS MUCH AS HE COULD* write into the game; to make sure people see he tried to make an actual effort. Well; too much of a thing can still be bad; BUT, I appreciate the effort, and I believe he just went overboard with it.