nah, won't bother

Step one - Replace the lords with comedians Step two - sit back and laugh

Joke's on you, I'm already a silly goose! So ner!

I choose gooseism...this phenomenon isn't new, wanting so desperately to integrate, that you lose your original identity... "more Irish than the Irish themselves" is coined from it's Latin form in 1803 by Francis Plowden c+p More Irish than the Irish themselves" (Irish: Níos Gaelaí ná na Gaeil féin, Latin: Hiberniores Hibernis ipsis) is a phrase used in Irish historiography to describe a phenomenon of cultural assimilation in late medieval Norman Ireland.

She could be incompetent AND racist. She is a tory, and a politician, after all...

It's almost as if it's better to judge people by their character and not by their skin colour of genitals...

@@michaelgrundy956 Ya think? Gosh, if only you could have convinced the world of that premise a few decades or centuries ago. I'm guessing you're a white man? Well done sir, well done.

@@michaelgrundy956 Representation has an impact on the society.

Absolutely this. I would much rather vote for a white person who's left wing than the likes of Suella Braverman who's very racist Patel before her is a fascist too. Rishi Sunak seems however to be a "yes man" imo Let's not also forget that Cruelly and Patel are Ugandan Asians. There's nothing inherently wrong with being Ugandan and Asian but as Nish talks about, there are structural issues at the top of society The ruling classes in Uganda were often primarily made up of high caste Ugandan Asians, in order to help control the empire. Those same people absolutely looked down on regular south Asian people

I think that we can contextualise it in terms of the question and where the emphasis is placed. "Don't I think that it's wonderful that these British Asian people are now sat at the apex of our political establishment?" If the emphasis is placed on "British Asian" (as in, any British Asian people at all), you get a very different question than if the emphasis is placed on "these" (as in, these specific people). The first, yeah, that's progress. The second, no, they shouldn't have the power to enact their views on other people because those views are plainly and evidently harmful to the people they're being enacted upon.

And not to mention corruption

And it’s easier for the left to conflate concerns over immigration with racism rather than address the legacy of letting the floodgates open during their last time in office

It's easier for them because the people are gullible.

so you don't deny that immigrants are a drain on the nation's finances. interesting.

happens every ten years or so. Tories don't invest and blame immigrants, Labour gets in, reinvests in public services... everyone moans about being taxed. Tories get back in, Labour gets in... ad infinitum. Then along comes a proper labour leader ohh Jeremy Corbyn, right wing press goes ape shit, because he's dangerous... could actually break the cycle. However, Keir F***** Starmer. Dear god

Oh, they go very well together indeed

yea they do just ask Nish he should know😂😂

I think many of them have been purposely both

@@richardlewis7498 ?

Certainly socially incompetent with anyone she can't manipulate and manoeuvre.

Which one ?

In other words clever corrupt and evil

Dim , corrupt, and evil. In other words, the consummate Tory.

Didn't see that one, but wow. a member of the Johnson government told the actual truth................. all I can say is wow.

On joining the Tories, they each sign a written pledge to be genuine, racist, ignorant bigots. It is the only occasion the Tories do not lie and are transparent. They know the difference between being honest and dishonest- they always choose dishonesty, it is their tory trait when dealing with the electorate, lie, deceive and mislead is simply the tory way. Fact.

Laughter is better for our minds. The only problem with black humour/satire is that you hit a point where you have to face just how bleak the situation is that you are trying to find humour in.

@@stevenredpath9332 Indeed. Certainly bleak.

you just articulated my personal thoughts exactly thanks 😂 thats why all i can read is private eye

Politics is satire. Remember borris try to give his dad a gong. I'm sure british politics is just a pastiche.

@@stevenredpath9332 if you’re looking to laugh you shouldn’t be watching Nish Kumar. Whatever your politics, he isn’t funny.

So true alas. Pity they don’t stand for election

He's ignorant, far from a voice of reason.

@@chrisbfreelance It's really interesting how you took the time to write that (something negative and critical) without giving any idea as to why you think that. Making that comment (like so many on the Internet) futile and not more helpful than a fart.

@@tomh.1336 You think a race grifter is a gem of a human being, I'm hardly going to sway you.

And yeah, I do think that electing Boris Johnson as mayor was a certain beginning to an end, but you can also look at it in layers, and it wasn't great when Margaret Thatcher claimed that there was no such thing as society and got rid of public funding, or decades of Queen Victoria in black clothes mourning her husband and giving the middle finger to families not only in her own country but across the whole empire.

I've been trying to figure it out for thirteen long years, I'm actually convinced that the body snatchers invaded and I was one of a very tiny small minority that wasn't effected!! The most shocking part is the fact that very few people know that Rishi aka Roland Rat, is the man who pulled funding from the banks in 2008 and put us into bankruptcy, and people still don't get it that we're being bullied and refused democrasy!!!

As a Brit, this notion that we were a progressive outward looking nation that was sensible is quite unrecognisable. This is the Britain I have always known as someone from the North. What changed was snake oil salesmen like Farage managed to mobilise enough bigots to vote who never took part.

We all took a while to see the true Boris under his clown outfit.

@@joshuataylor3550 Most people of even limited intelligence saw through him long before he became PM.

He can define a woman which is more than your lefty leader can

@@johnou.k.3780 you’re so easily distracted. 😂

All politicians avoid a straight forward answer, they always dodge the question. Starmer and Sunak are renowned for this.

@@johnou.k.3780 And there's the comedic characature we all enjoy!

Once or twice at PMQs. And he got a decent grilling at that Conservative business forum. But yes, he mostly bangs on about his five priorities - which several polls have shown to be not very aligned with people's priorities at all. I'm yet to figure out why spending a fortune on housing asylum seekers makes sense, why don't the Gov just invest that cash in speeding up the claims processing? Just a thought...

FACT CHECK: Christie Fernandes left Kenya in the late sixties (a number of years after Independence, and almost a decade after Mau Mau). I'm certainly no fan or defender of Braverman (or, by extension, her family) nor of the British atrocities in Kenya, but unless you can substantiate your remarks about "the British concentration camp he was running," you must retract that statement.

Mau Mau uprising started in 1952 when her Father would have been about 5 years old yet your saying he was running a concentration camp. Your talking complete bollocks lol

As an English person of Irish Catholic extraction, I think it is great that there are so many people of different ethnicities, colours, sexualities... taking the flak. England has forgotten all about "Satanic Catholics". Result!

Skin

​@Some Aussie Guy from Perthyou sound real fuckin racist right now my dude, gonna assume you didn't mean to, most places don't allow dogs and don't like them, hence being on the same signs as no blacks or Irish.

@Some Aussie Guy from Perth It was a famous slogan from the 50s and 60s (especially) made particularly well-known by a photograph of a sign in the window of a Bed & Breakfast from that period.

@@DavidManser I recall it appearing in the 70s and early 80s too, though the attention it received was minimal. Not aware of it appearing from the late 80s onwards.

I had the misfortune to see Nish live once - he really wasn't funny at all, but I guess that just makes me a racist in his book... (that was pretty much his act at the time) 🙄 That said, as someone else said, Braverman has succeeded in making Pritti Patel look like a liberal!

He's a comedian ?

But what do you expect from someone who is simply a male nipple looking for a purpose?

Profligate spending on social services will inevitably result in no social services at all as the tax revenues required to fund it all will eventually exceed the capacity of free market capitalism to deliver. No human system is perfect and likely no human system will ever be perfect. I'm sorry to hear of your loss. Unfortunately all human systems result in a degree of failure and the human cost on the personal level must always be borne by individuals. Even totalitarian systems of total state control fail to control all aspects of life and result in outcomes the system is designed to eliminate. No comfort for individual loss, but there is no amount of money that can control all outcomes.

@@TPQ1980 a lot of truth in what you said. Thank you for your kind words. Yes, the mental health workers had far too many people on their books for the number of staff. Mistakes were made, opportunities missed. Also linked in services with wider young people's services and educational settings... protocols that were preached to me and supposedly rolled out were not adhered to by certain individuals in those parts of the process. I did my part, others didn't do theirs. So cuts equals holes. I have no idea how much it cost for the emergency services, inquest, etc. I know how much the funeral costs were. All the charities and help I had after that awful event (bedroom tax after "one year's grace") and I had to move house. My loss of income due to not being fit to work following that. My burden upon the state. My other child's mental health and the cost to the state for the help I've needed with that. Honestly, I think, in my ideal world, budgets should be increased, and robust systems adhered to, as the cost of tragedy is also a lot.

Labour bailed out the bankers and cleared the decks for the Tories

They can have racist thinking, but they often have no power to make it into racism.

@@Pyladin That only makes sense if you redefine what racism actually is.

@@TheHominidShow no. Look up the word.

@@Pyladin prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism by an individual, community, or institution against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group. the belief that different races possess distinct characteristics, abilities, or qualities, especially so as to distinguish them as inferior or superior to one another. That's the ACTUAL definition. Not the bullshit sociological redefinition.

​@@TheHominidShow damn it! You weren't _actually_ supposed to look it up! /s

Why not? It's not like you are forced to listen to them all.

What the world actually needs now is less KZfaq comments … Dammit

​​@@diskgrinder Fewer YT comments. Not less. ... Shit

Podelicious

@@Sakkir_Stahma "Knock, knock" "Whos there?" "To" "To who?" "No, it's to whom"

Wow it's quite surprising that with all that racial discrimination they still managed to attain the highest level of political power for themselves in an popularity contest election system where the overwhelming majority of the voters are what you consider to be completely racist😂🤔

Nonsense

what your saying is they cannot be racist on their own, they are being racist because the white men told them to? Get out.

@@user-ir1lu1ei4n You jest, good sir.

And no matter how hard they try, Rishi and Suella will never be white.

The idea that hatred can only be the result of fear is so stupid I can almost imagine Nish Kumar saying it.

Sadly people don't think carefully. They just blindly voted for Boris' hard Brexit because they were desperate to see the Brexit stalemate end. They have to see the consequences of their actions first hand before they realise what a mistake they made.

Britain ceased to be the cultured place you imagine about 13 years ago and it's about to get worse. I haven't watched the BBC for about 10 years and I promise you life is better without it.

@@135Ops You don't have to watch the BBC but try to imagine what would take it's place if it was gone. Do you think this country needs another privately owned GB News style government mouthpiece?

@@135Ops perhaps your values differ from mine. What the BBC has become is not what it was and removing it is guaranteed to reduce quality, whether you believe it or not.

​@@135Ops Unlikely. And how do you know?

Absolutely! They play off incompetence & my god is it frustrating!! If any "normal" person was to essentially commit crimes or incite hatred, violence, division etc & their reasoning is essentially "Oh me no understood bad people do bad things because I say a silly, whoops!" We'd be out on our arse bare minimum, if not in court facing prison time! It's also terrifying when you look at asshats like Bojo? He played the clown, he is a total twat & whilst I don't see that man as particularly intelligent BUT! He's a grifter, he's all about him & what HE wants & is willing to do whatever it takes to get it. There are plenty of politicians who act in a very similar way, covering their evil intentions with shiny trinkets to distract. Then they jump in, all guns blazing & push through whatever policies it may be before anyone really realises what they're really doing.

This all stems from the mistaken belief that those with power are working for the general population. That has rarely been the case but for some reason people still begin their thinking from this starting point.

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I get your point but I disagree A lot of them feel comfortable talking about south Asian immigration as they make up the bulk of people in this country black people only make up 3% many of whom came under wind rush and many Africans who immigrate don’t make up the percentage that south Asian do Importantly a lot of south Asian make up huge communities in London, South Yorkshire, Manchester everywhere. As someone who goes to Uni up north there’s hardly any black people here but. A lot of international students are either East Asian or international south Asian student or the ones born here make up a huge cohort of students. Suella clearly attacked British Pakistani men in her rage about them sexually assaulting young white working class girls And many of the immigrants housed in hotels are from Syria, Afghanistan, India. There was even a scandal of Vietnamese immigrants scamming the system with them buying a baby daddy to use to stay in the country as they said there children father was a British citizen So no, whilst south Asian are racist especially yes to black people, black peoples are not the centre of these conversations. At this point there irrelevant to these conversations, the only time they bring up black people is when they talk about race and culture wars and woke politics mate And yes there are African immigrants don’t get me wrong, but like I said black African people are being turned away But the others like Lebanese, Indian, Pakistani, Syrian and Afghanistan people are coming on boats and stuff claiming asylum Black people aren’t doing that mate, most come Under a visa to work for the NHS even then there not much But on the news recently is was said that many people from India were coming to the Uk to study under commonwealth visa’s And there the group most loyal to Britain cause there BENEFITTING yet in black commonwealth countries they don’t benefit and are trying to get rid of the monarchy with Jamaica 🇯🇲 being next to get rid of them So no, I think this is another ‘black people are being discriminated by them’ no it doesn’t make sense

He’s definitely not funny and he’s a racist

And his mere existence enrages the most dull minded racists, which is a bonus :D

Bit like labour Tony Blair being a war criminal how did that go.

@@sayithowitis1 they have all played the game so far but the torries daliance with facism is a game changer. the game is breaking down and no ones going to keep the lid on

@@robertallen591 if a plane goes to rwanda labour are finished.

@@sayithowitis1 no the far right are dead in the water no one voted for them or ever will

Doesn't sound like even our King approves of Rwanda...they are not getting it....

He also has great taste in music and film

You didn't need to say you were from Florida, we can see it by the way you typed your username and that creepy as hell emoji at the end. You are terrifying

WTAF

@@temptemp4174uh-oh...keep talkin' like that and you might just end up with Goofy's head in your bed ala 'The Godfather' (⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡(⁠◔⁠‿⁠◔⁠)

@@rehanasvideos I could say the same about your Fortnite dance, Minnie Mouth

I have been to india and I did notice forms of racism! It can be from having darker skin to your blood line! The cast system is a joke

What does India have to do with the UK?

Wasn't surround by love by anyone.

His podcast with coco is phenominal

He has a victim complex, he can't be rational.

If Nish became a national treasure I would be very proud of this nation

No

@@somecontrol268 cringe

Is a turd sprayed gold a treasure?

No it doesn't. It just wobbles all over the fucking place.

Christ you lefties are mental

And an independent police force ....

The US has a constitution and their situation is about as far from sane as Russia with their insurrectionist MAGA types in congress etc.

Please list a crime she is guilty of.

@@chrisbfreelance -- Do some homework, troll.

Seriously? I thought he was a talentless hack who used nepotism to gain a completely undeserved series of television appearances to kickstart a failed comedy career! The more you know I suppose...

Wow you're so edgy and cool.

i know they are the true masters of it, the majority one by far is the cross worshipping one with the white blonde haired hippy character nailed on to it

Or more importantly Romesh's mum.

"Jokes aside": Nish Kumar's personal and professional motto.

Those like you that subscribe to identity politics are emotionally undeveloped to make sense of the world.

It's certain unfair for Nish to say that as he's also both.

He is a very intelligent man who makes salient points on a lot of issues. I would describe his comedy as "Irritating"

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull He certainly irritates the right people :) I get he's not for everyone even if you're not right wing, however.

It's sadly a very slow process and a reason why I can't support Keir Starmer Keir Starmer rightfully backs Ukraine. Putin wants Ukraine due to it being a former member of the soviet union, and because Ukraine is a bread basket Putin wants pretty much ANY former soviet territory that they're willing to use force to get When it comes to Kashmir however (ie: where my family is from) Keir Starmer says "It's a bilateral issue" all whilst he curries support with Modi Modi believes in an Akhand Bharat and has links to the extremist group, RSS. He too wants the exact same goals as Putin except for South Asia, starting with Kashmir. You can't have an Akhand Bharat without violent imperialism, or super progressive ideas. An Akhand Bharat would put south Asia essentially under Hindu supremacy I too would back a unification of south Asia but not with any Muslim, Sikh or Hindu supremacy. Ie: like the EU, but that's a slight tangent Given that Keir has basically given the green light to Modi, Modi knows the west no longer cares, so he's become ever more aggressive towards Kashmir. Kashmir also has one of the most important resources on the planet which can't readily be used by any county except it's neighboring nations (water) I see his words as a way of saying "Screw the families of 3 million British Kashmiris. You don't actually matter because we want a trade deal with India" FWIW, I'm not anti India either. I'm anti Modi. Pre Modi, India and Pakistan both used diplomacy where possible and blaming the other country where possible Pre Modi, Kashmir had a fairly strong Kashmiri Independence movement. After Modi comes along, almost all Kashmiris sided with Pakistan because they've got a military and Modi is the one attacking, so you don't really have a choice. That and so far, Pakistan has kept it's promise of keeping Kashmir Azad (free) Apparently freedom is only for white people and those countries that have oil can be invades for the false idea of freedom.

Yes 🤔👊🔥✌ Thank you 🗽❤🗽 By the ways, Never forgive, This criminal drug dealer FordNation corrupted a whole population in #Ontario and blinded them to his billionS of dollars of #LOOT ...11 Reasons, Why he deserves #JAIL 1. Gave his own mpps a 16% salary increase on a 160000$ base & fu*ked over everyone else with a 3% increase. 2. Tried killing whistleblowers & witnesses & personally orchestrated the #gangstalking 3. Snow-mobiled when terrorists of #Canada were attacking our Capital. 4. Stole land worth billions 5. Screwed over our public hospitals 6. Screwed over our public transport 7. Screwed over law & order with his Malafide Lies. 8. Old folks died under Ford 9. His own mpps took tax-payer salary for their massages 10. 18 MZO'S to billionaires at his own daughters wedding. 11. Swallowing a BEE and while he was choking still remembered t say "REAL ESTATE" what a #RAAC 🤬