Yuzu Learns About the PERFECT SIZE w/ Prof. Lando

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4 ай бұрын

Why do you think the Expo Markers are the size they are?
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@tastyneck 4 ай бұрын

The perfect cutoff at "let's talk about gooning..." LMAO

@metazare 4 ай бұрын

I was just coming down here to say the same thing.

@Xe3R 4 ай бұрын

same that was perfect now i HAVE to watch the vod to know more :D

@1337foxs 4 ай бұрын

"Lets talk about gooning" Oh is this Bao's segment?

@freakymoejoe2 4 ай бұрын

celebrity guest speaker

@tylersutton2216 3 ай бұрын

Oh God

@d.n5287 20 күн бұрын

@@freakymoejoe2guest lecturer bao would be removed after she gets too enthused

@theoriginalshew 4 ай бұрын

This guy sounds like he'd be a good alchemist.

@DinnerForkTongue 4 ай бұрын

He does seem capable of producing a maroon-colored gas that helps us deal with our daily reality.

@GoldRichness 4 ай бұрын

He IS one haha

@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415 4 ай бұрын

@@GoldRichnesswell, was

@faq_is_love 4 ай бұрын

@@GoldRichness *was

@watchleonne 4 ай бұрын

huffing up the good copium again?

@autohmae 4 ай бұрын

Sample size of 1, LOL 🙂

@PhoenixClank 4 ай бұрын

I was disappointed she showed no reaction to that.

@ZeroUm_ 4 ай бұрын

He did himself dirty if 3 is the average with a sample size of 1.

@autohmae 4 ай бұрын

@@ZeroUm_ I'm certain he would claim it's for comedic effect.

@HailHydra27 4 ай бұрын

When it comes to armor penetration the angle of attack is arguably more important than the size of the shell fired at it

@Name-nq7tj 4 ай бұрын

What do these woman have chasity belts on or something?

@HailHydra27 4 ай бұрын

@@Name-nq7tj no its about how any calibre can be effective if you take up the right position

@kinganthony6912 4 ай бұрын

@@HailHydra27ok let’s see you take out a bear with a 22 then should be interesting

@volodyan7780 3 ай бұрын

@@kinganthony6912 shoot it at 50 degree angle in the left eye xD

@ghanaria7996 3 ай бұрын

@@kinganthony6912aim for the eyes. That is with any animal attack. A lion or gorilla attacking you? Aim for the eyes, they are soft and squishy and fkin hurt when they burst open!

@Supp3r_n0va 4 ай бұрын

ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE WAVE ITS THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN GOD DAMNIT 😭

@DemonicafroJB 4 ай бұрын

It’s definitely a nice bonus though 😏

@spk1121 4 ай бұрын

🌊

@Supp3r_n0va 4 ай бұрын

@@DemonicafroJB STOP IT 😭

@jspoony 4 ай бұрын

Using the mass of the ass and the angle of the dangle, calculate the measure of the pleasure

@xblade11230 4 ай бұрын

Dude girls like big ones just like guys like girls with big boobs a big one is more masculine Stop with the cope

@PlushLordOfTheSeas 4 ай бұрын

"sample size of 1" lmao

@friendlyhobo6483 4 ай бұрын

The reason guys get a confidence boost after their first time isn't because they had sex. It is because it is the first time they get genuine positive confirmation that their size is actually good. Knowing you are good enough is an insane confidence booster.

@chriss.249 4 ай бұрын

Maaaaan this is fax lol I'm thankful I'm the size I am but always thought I'd be small. But when the 1st girl I was with gave me complements, when she was... doing her thang, I felt on cloud 9. I cant physically blush but I wouldve

@Alias_Anybody 4 ай бұрын

If you whip it out and she's scared, would that boost or diminish your confidence?

@nukewaste 4 ай бұрын

It also helps of you're built like a soup can. No, but really, girth has greater impact for women as it stimulates a greater area of the pudental nerve, which is the large nerve in the pelvis and is responsible (among other things) pleasure sensations in the groin, genitals, and a used, including the clitoris and g spot. Stretching FTW when it comes to most women apparently 😂

@iszaza 4 ай бұрын

If you like fear, yes. If you dont like fear, no@@Alias_Anybody

@MatthewF-vl9nk 3 ай бұрын

Positive reinforcement is so so important, I think girls really underestimate just how much we need that. A lot of us guys it's not even the fact that it feels good or is fun, it's the fact that someone is accepting you as a person and to top it off they are really enjoying it? No better way of making brain happy.

@araguardian6954 4 ай бұрын

Lando is the king of awkward topics done well

@DinnerForkTongue 4 ай бұрын

He earns his moniker of Professor by talking so academically about it. You could laugh, or not laugh because you're legit interested in what he's saying, and either is a valid reaction.

@napatt.7943 3 ай бұрын

His content is so fresh an done extremely well. The only streamer that I wanna watch live

@gamerboy7962 4 ай бұрын

Meanwhile Bao: "...Bigger is always better, bro."

@Tony_AM009 4 ай бұрын

I can only imagine how Yuzu reacted to the gooning segment of the video/stream.

@nathanielmalcolm6623 4 ай бұрын

IT'S NOT THE SIZE OF THE CONTENDER IN THE FIGHT, *IT'S THE SPIRIT & WILLPOWER THAT THEY HAVE ALL THROUGHOUT!*

@HailHydra27 4 ай бұрын

Not the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog

@hefttefla4372 3 ай бұрын

Haki hardening?

@absolstoryoffiction6615 3 ай бұрын

I don't know... Ever heard of the Under Breaker?... No one has bested him and lived to tell the tale. In fact, almost anyone who tries to fight him, end up not remembering anything but the impacts.

@conkle7955 4 ай бұрын

IT AIN'T ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE FIST THAT MAKES A GOOD BEATING, IT'S ABOUT HOW MUCH AND FAST YOU CAN DISH IT

@absolstoryoffiction6615 3 ай бұрын

It can move so fast that it gets lit on fire.

@dragonknightleader1 4 ай бұрын

I never thought about 4-5" as ideal. Which immediately reminds me of the Chinpokomon episode where Hirohito psyches out all the Americans by complimenting their sizes.

@gutoguto0873 2 ай бұрын

I think that was a joke

@BolaiMoon 4 ай бұрын

LET HIM COOK

@loganstaal3162 4 ай бұрын

I’m in public listening to this with headphones in, I just let out a joker laugh, and everyone is looking at me like I’m a serial killer now.

@absolstoryoffiction6615 3 ай бұрын

You're right... I'll call Batman... You require his help.

@rayleigh4002 4 ай бұрын

yo why did the clip stop, i was so ready to learn about gooning

@happybuttersblast8334 4 ай бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oZiRi7idt9m9aHU.html

@the1exnay 3 ай бұрын

It wasn’t the end of the learning, the video ended with an assignment. Knowledge without praxis is hollow and stagnant.

@leonardorosa8711 4 ай бұрын

size dont matter 🤝 looks dont matter We do care about this but we'll say we dont to look morally right

@xblade11230 4 ай бұрын

Lol it does stop coping The vast majority of growth happens during puberty , and size is a secondary sex characteristic like boobs increase in size after puberty Both men and women find exaggerated sex characteristics attractive and most women like looking at men that have big ones just like men like looking at women that have big booba

@leonardorosa8711 4 ай бұрын

@@xblade11230 but thats exacly what i said

@kin4386 4 ай бұрын

Mmm... Sounds more like you're assuming everyone cares about it so that you can justify the fact that YOU care about it. Which you really don't need to be doing.

@leonardorosa8711 4 ай бұрын

@@kin4386 dude im ugly and im not packing, just speaking from experience here

@kin4386 4 ай бұрын

@@leonardorosa8711 What you're also speaking from is lack of opportunity. You just haven't found the right person. Rare as they may feel, they do exist. Believing they don't is just peak incel mindset.

@lostnemesis 4 ай бұрын

Man I remember this video with a girl named Gina darling back in the day she gave so many men hope because she said she couldn't take more than 7 😂

@Garl_Vinland 4 ай бұрын

She was referring to oral though xD

@bobbombar6711 4 ай бұрын

It would be interesting to see yuzu react to the clip of the woman that uses a tape measure going from 4" to 12" with comments.

@FoxDog1080 3 ай бұрын

"we had a sample size of one, peer reviewed" EXCUSE ME HELLO

@justinsumbillo2746 4 ай бұрын

truly informative lecture from Lando-sensei

@British_Rogue 4 ай бұрын

I hope the next part of the lesson included how the average depth of a vaginal canal is 4 inches. That's why it is the "Goldilocks Zone".

@ZxosGamer 4 ай бұрын

Heh, gold-d-lock

@plvmbvm513 3 ай бұрын

If you've got a little extra though it means you have room to experiment with different positions So maybe there's still benefits to being on the bigger side

@ZoeylaRose 3 ай бұрын

Nah it does snot even help with the confidence I have 7,8 inches and still was insecure about it @@plvmbvm513I'd much rather have that extra in height than on my dick tbh

@soulezwan266 4 ай бұрын

Prof lando never change

@durandus676 3 ай бұрын

I feel so good seeing all these 5-6 glowing reviews

@waifuhunter8138 3 ай бұрын

Yuzus voice and laugh has me in a chokehold

@chickenji9334 4 ай бұрын

*Let's talk about GOONING* 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔥🔥

@tomat8030 3 ай бұрын

Women have sizes too, too small/too big sucks for both parties, sometimes the guy is too big and the girl is too small, just gotta be compatible.

@bankaidakota 4 ай бұрын

This man is my hero

@waterfall184 4 ай бұрын

2:40 Bao: "someone called me?"

@VinlandicSoul 9 күн бұрын

God bless professor Lando 😂😂

@jay_sunday 3 ай бұрын

His power was too strong... They couldn't hold him back...

@FoxDog1080 3 ай бұрын

That poor marker got squished against the board

@mateusccunha 2 күн бұрын

If its not too big to hurt and not to small to tickle you are good to go

@ZxosGamer 4 ай бұрын

If you edges her long enough, any lesser inches can work

@theballingboi5360 4 ай бұрын

We had a sample size of 1 💀

@mrjay8472 4 ай бұрын

George: i was in the pool 🤣🤣🤣

@waterfall184 4 ай бұрын

1:18 Bro spitting facts ngl lololol

@tribopower 3 ай бұрын

OLD ON! OLD ON CHAT, LET HIM COOK!

@ADude846 3 ай бұрын

"sample size of about 1" lmao

@jeffaveragefitguy3431 3 ай бұрын

Me: 5 +3/4 inches guy... YES !😄

@HailHydra27 4 ай бұрын

But if you close your eyes~ Does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all~

@theannualantagonist5930 3 ай бұрын

THANK YOU. FINALLY SOME ACTUAL STATISTICS.

@theannualantagonist5930 3 ай бұрын

I always get the 8 inch minimum like: …Are people usually built like Stallions? WTF?

@genzo454 2 ай бұрын

@@theannualantagonist59308+ inches is like 0.5% of guys, people who want that are going to spend forever trying to find someone that big 😂

@johnmarx9042 4 ай бұрын

Yes sir, I'm listening 🫡

@zwanlo5101 4 ай бұрын

impressive knowledge

@YangyChaddyDad 3 ай бұрын

I love professor lando

@daxitron 4 ай бұрын

I'm shocked he didn't put Drake at the very far right of the chart.

@Necr0e1 3 ай бұрын

i cracked up at sample size of 1

@otakugamer616 3 ай бұрын

As a 4" Destroyer club i Wont even use this

@Kishin-lv8dt 4 ай бұрын

"Why are you cooking?" she says TO MAKE A POINT! Literally 😏

@kn1ght722 4 ай бұрын

That's good and all, but what about the girth yall.

@Rezzhuanne 4 ай бұрын

Bro Professor is cooking 😂😂😂

@waterfall184 4 ай бұрын

1:55 that explains a lot why some innocent, regular use things smell funny idk

@Heavenly_Demon_God 4 ай бұрын

What about girth?

@DRida64 4 ай бұрын

Ok, but this argument disregards girth

@theparadox9117 4 ай бұрын

This is my first yuzu clip and I have to ask... Is her voice always so god damn seductive 😳

@AudibleFist 4 ай бұрын

My hands were too big to properly hold an expo marker in middle school, shit does not apply to guys who are 6 ft and above

@charliekahn4205 2 ай бұрын

Just hold it like a pencil. It's uncomfortable but it works.

@lowbatt777 3 ай бұрын

wait a minute.. his voice :o

@Wood_969 4 ай бұрын

Dammit too big 😭 Good thing I don’t really care I’m only in a state of contentment.

@guyjackson1839 3 ай бұрын

I am the average size for males where I live specifically the US

@BrotherHood-xh9sg 3 ай бұрын

Seriously, how did she not notice the "sample size of 1" joke?

@testaklese 4 ай бұрын

Bruh 3? Im dead Gotta be like 10% of people are that small

@sr_echo 4 ай бұрын

Unironically, 6 inches does look too big omg

@stockicide 3 ай бұрын

He's right - five inches is the global average. More than that is just bonus.

@genzo454 2 ай бұрын

Average is 5.1, 5.2, but yeah.

@randomman057 4 ай бұрын

well rip me

@DinnerForkTongue 4 ай бұрын

Memes and chicanery aside, he's correct! People today are way too influenced by corn, and even corn proves this point: ever noticed that the bigger guys just... stop drilling the well halfway? Take a note of how deep they usually sink in. That's right, 4-5 inches. The rest just stays out awkwardly catching wind.

@PeiceofNick 3 ай бұрын

Honestly I still cant get used to Holostars' former alchimst havei g flesh now. Not related to the vid or anything just in general

@user-mm2lv7ps8q 3 ай бұрын

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

@theannualantagonist5930 3 ай бұрын

Oh and Smash, next

@J3Drip 3 ай бұрын

Good thing I’m sitting at 5 something

@damien9683 3 ай бұрын

I'm from the Caribbean, and most of the women here consider anything less than a NINE is a joke.

@genzo454 2 ай бұрын

That's like 0.25% of guys though ( _if that_ ). They are either liars or they can't do math. And why would they want 9 inches? They'll fit half of it, and then what? 😂 I understand wanting 6 inches, hell maybe even 7, but 9? Have they even _seen_ how big 9 inches is?

@ryutak777 3 ай бұрын

I'm so sad I didn't ask to be so big! I'm sorry! 😭

@3wA_TroCon 18 күн бұрын

Guess I'm considered "too much"...😒

@iamchino5524 3 ай бұрын

6 inches, 6 feet tall, 166 pounds, waist * 1.6 = shoulders. Literally the golden ratio of measurements for men goes with the number 6 (although my favorite number is 7), a man like that is as sexy as fuck. [and yes, I'm projecting myself because those are my measurements (I really weigh 170lbs & have 7 inches tbh, but not combine with 6ft)]

@ominously2574 3 ай бұрын

He’s right, 3 inches is perfect! I’m only 1.5 inches which means 3 is humongous

@gryspirit 4 ай бұрын

Lol

@happybuttersblast8334 4 ай бұрын

I guess im what you call a grower ... its smaller when not hard but 6 inches when like dayum im turned on mode... but can be 5 and a half inches if im not super into it. so which do I go by.. at its fullest or when flaccid? what are the rules here? lmao

@jacobtkj5484 4 ай бұрын

Who asked?

@djlovesyou8302 4 ай бұрын

My rule would be don't talk about your penis to random vtuber watchers on the internet.

@leonrussell9607 4 ай бұрын

I'm like 5 inches but flaccid it looks like a button

@genzo454 2 ай бұрын

Size is usually measured when fully erect. (Flaccid size is measured separately).

@midtown3221 3 ай бұрын

Heh...I'm 6"

@TheMockingjay74 3 ай бұрын

ACTUALLY 4 INCHES

@hi_-bz7wf 3 ай бұрын

Sample size of 1 average of 3. F

@lichtsprecher 4 ай бұрын

>6” is just so you can see the shaft outside in every position

@Turkeysammich3000 4 ай бұрын

-_-; do streamers recommend smaller penors to protect their viewers? What size do girls actually want? I dont think someone could make themselves smaller.

@ThaTyphon 4 ай бұрын

They want big or at least average. Don't let these videos confuse you. Women do love them big unfortunately

@noble_wine 4 ай бұрын

Yuzu thirsty.....

@joeyginise6051 3 ай бұрын

When isn't she? Every clip I have seen has given me this impression.

@noble_wine 3 ай бұрын

@@joeyginise6051 touche

@dungbeater4264 3 ай бұрын

2 incher gang 👇

@MonkeyMoth 3 ай бұрын

nice

@chriss.249 4 ай бұрын

Being above 5 has its benefits and downsides tho. On 1 end u larger, on another end using the restroom when u got the stiffy uh is difficult. Not to mention when u ON the toilet or tryna hide ya "stinger" in public. I think size doesnt matter TOO much but still matters. Just listen to ur partner and learn how to utilize what u have. Also, stimulate them other ways. Kisses, bites, ur fingers/tongue. Even nails and food/syrup/honey😋

@DinnerForkTongue 4 ай бұрын

The stinger is pulsating...

@chriss.249 4 ай бұрын

@DinnerForkTongue Lol I prefer the phrase "armed and ready"😂 Then again i call it a stinger because imma scorpio ♏️ Each sign could have a different one👍🏾

@DinnerForkTongue 4 ай бұрын

@@chriss.249 lmao fair, I just saw "stinger" and was contractually obligated to make a Fear & Hunger reference.

@chriss.249 4 ай бұрын

@DinnerForkTongue Oooh I remember that show, my older cousin used to watch it when he thought I was sleep lol I knew it seemed familiar. Good reference💪🏾

@charliekahn4205 4 ай бұрын

Just wear your underwear higher up

@cavalierliberty6838 4 ай бұрын

It doesn't matter what size you are, no one will ever love you anyways.

@justinterrell7020 4 ай бұрын

Bro lost me with the markers ngl

@maeschder 3 ай бұрын

"agree" someone who doesnt know how to correctly measure penis sizes lol Hint: if it looks like 5, its probably 6.5 (objectively)

@DrD0000M 4 ай бұрын

Damn, I'm over 6 inches, no girl will want me now. 😭😭😭

@mj91212 4 ай бұрын

Not necessarily, you just gotta learn how to not stick the whole thing in.

@eldersun5110 4 ай бұрын

@@mj91212 A fate worse than death.

@Toastybees 4 ай бұрын

Your average girl sure but there are those out there who enjoy an above average size too.

@patricksteinsen1147 4 ай бұрын

rip brother you'll never experience having your entire shaft in her, let's ignore the girls' feeling for now, this is actually bad

@Shendue 4 ай бұрын

Also really depends if it's lenght or width we are talking. Very important.

@Marhathor 4 ай бұрын

"3 is average, 3-6 is golden, 6+ is too big" ...what universe have I stumbled into where I'm... Alright, analogy time. Say the average person is 170 cm tall. And there's me, walking around at over 4 meters, comfortably stepping over people standing upright. I don't buy it. Don't wanna.

@Garl_Vinland 4 ай бұрын

“And then there’s me being 10 meters”

@Marhathor 4 ай бұрын

@@Garl_Vinland I mean, it's hardly a flex when everywhere I go, people say you can only be too large.

@justinbent9320 4 ай бұрын

4 meters? Bro really thinks he’s a One Piece character

@user-lk1ls1ju7t 4 ай бұрын

@@justinbent9320 for real XD

@MrHoneuma 3 ай бұрын

Still below average sadly

@Garl_Vinland 4 ай бұрын

Says the Asian

@NationalistsRuinAmerica 4 ай бұрын

Tell us your race right now.

@DinnerForkTongue 4 ай бұрын

Asians have no particular difference in size relative to other races. Neither do American blacks or Africans or Middle Easterners. It's all about depiction.

@ZelltisExx 4 ай бұрын

@@DinnerForkTongue There're averages and Asian countries rank lower, that doesn't mean everyone is small.

@Garl_Vinland 4 ай бұрын

@@NationalistsRuinAmerica Boletarian

@tuulenkoti 4 ай бұрын

@@NationalistsRuinAmerica Calm down Adolf 😂

@I_recommend_suicide 4 ай бұрын

cope lmao

@craigcarter947 4 ай бұрын

All these insecure men and this 'It's not the size...." well, it is about the size, but it's the girth, not length.

@cashewmiranda5155 4 ай бұрын

As someone whos a size queen bottom, if its bigger than me its fine. 10 is the biggest ive taken and while it did hurt, i think that given enough practice it could be pleasurable. If only he would answer my texts 🥲

@joeyginise6051 3 ай бұрын

Bruh...

@The00man 3 ай бұрын

That pfp explains a lot lol lmao even