In the name of the father, the brother, and the holy bro-spirit, bromen

@@Rob-hb7wh bromen

@@davidvalladares1819 bromen 🙏

@@Rob-hb7wh bromen

Communism

you forgot the most important one -if there are urinals free you don't need to stand next to someone

That's under the first rule

Addendum to number 1: Talking to anybody else at the urinal qualifies as making it weird. No exceptions.

But the pressure to be quick means you just don't end up pissing at all sometimes... and thats just awkward for everyone.

@@__-fm5qv In ordeal to truly be fast one must first slow down. Empty your mind, relax, and let your essence flow. Then squeeze your bladder and hit that urinal like it kicked your dog. -Master Oogway, probably

ßußy

Welcome to Paris. Behold the Eifel Tower

Mans is diabolical

Ayo? I thought it was a sandwich tho

@@xxmadgamerxx9977 Welp, you're maybe mistaken.. Just search some of her clips from at least 2 weeks ago

I feel like having at least as complicated a code of manners and no book would be harder.

I've categorized most of the bro code rules into 4, possibly 5 books. 1 is bathroom etiquette. 2 is public situations with the bros, 3 is private settings with the bros, 4 is Internetting with the bros, 5 could be the exceptions book, but it might be easier to have exceptions listed alongside the rules.

lol

I understand that reference

He knows the critical information

Does this have to do with her OF?

Thaanks for reminding me. Understood 🤣🤣

Fucking savage

Or worse (like my current job), they only stick out about a foot from the wall. There's a reason there's a line for the last urinal in the corner.

@@JaxMerrick jeez, just don't even bother installing them if they're that shallow. What? Were they just trying to create more surface area for the janitors to clean? What possible purpose could those have???

@@dynamicworlds1 I'm sticking with the "more surfaces for the janitor."

My theory is because it's supposed to make it easier to talk during this time. Nevermind that going to the bathroom is NOT a social setting for men, even when friends go at the same time. Like, it's not unusual for women who know each other to go into the bathroom together, and speak to each other while washing hands and redoing their make up. But if 2+ male friends go at the same time, it's not to keep their conversation going but out of convenience. Bros will stop talking as soon as they enter, do what they need to do, avoid any kind of visual contact, get out, then (and only then) resume their conversation at the precise point they stopped when they entered, as if the time spent in the bathroom never existed in the first place.

Bathrooms are designed by women. You can tell because they're clearly not made with the bro code in mind.

True

yeah if a stall is open I just open door piss

Nah bro E is the answer *piss in the sink*

It's a Sit Piss World, huh?

@@jimmychongas who said anything about sitting?

Nailed it. If a stall is open in this situation, use it.

Guys will still look though

@@NoobGamer-mh4gj nahhh bro u a weirdo if ur looking anywhere but up or down

@@albertveneg2813 You would be surprised. And the most shocking part is that is mostly the straight men who would take a look 😂

@@Javier-zw9sx Nah I won't. And so far, all dude that I've met in a toilet is pretty civilized too. They just focus on their own stuff, then leave. The only time when I needed to be careful is when I got in with my troll friends. Other than that, it's not a problem. At my place at least.

That's what the sinks are for.

@John Middleton ... why?

Nah nah nah, you wait your turn.

This is just so. I also would like to add another caveat if there are multiple (I.E 4+) urinals. If your bro is pissing by his lonesome you MUST take the spot next to him not only to boost his morale but to watch his back while in this vulnerable state. Also ensure he doesn't have a weak stream or other issues. prostate cancer is no joke. PPS. If he's using the urinal by the toilets and some none bro code user pisses on his shoes using the anonymity of the dividers you must BY LAW aid him in breaching the stall and beating the bro code offender.

At boot camp you learn to share the urinals. The only real rule of the Bro Code is you don't cross the streams. As long as you don't cross the streams, you can fit 2, 3, or even 4 bros on a single urinal, depending on pressure and spray distance.

List add on: - if talking about a subject that is too uncomfortable for some, phrase it in a joking manner as to give outs for others - friends talk frequently, however close friends can go for minutes at a time in silence without feeling too weird - conflicts between guys will either last a few minutes to a few months

Ohh good, so I'm the only one readjusting my junk all the time. It's so annoying sometimes when you're out and it's just like, in an awkward position, but you can't do anything.

@@Ikxi Yah! I was on the bike yesterday, and did the frog walk just to get the pp forward, and the balls free.

Truth

One time we fit 3 people in a Port-a-Potty because we didn't wanna wait and had to piss

@@theoriginalshew Well, that sounds fun.

@@theoriginalshew you know, it should be possible to make like a port-a-potty with 4 urinals.

@Lewis good ol' Sgt Pecker Checker...

@@theoriginalshew that's different though, it wasn't with strangers.

.... wow it makes sense

Bro group therapy consists of building, or destroying, something.

What ?

VEIN GANG

What about the great and mighty *Infernal Beelzebub Anarchia Cruul de Apokalypsi, the Opposite of Divine, Prince of Suffering and Torment, Master of all Sin, Conqueror of the Underworld, and King of all Demonkind*

I truly believe the awkward step/leg wiggle is the first step a boy takes on his way to manhood

@@Rob-hb7wh AMEN, since that one awkward step, every thing changes, you are an evolved pokemon from that moment.

Definitely

Ask if they want a better look, assert dominance.

What is drag queen?

@@yohanes7440 it's a man who dresses and acts like a woman In an exaggerated fashion. They sometimes can be seen in adult shows, or are often associated with prostitution. Others do it for fun.

@@xXSpaceMexicanXx I see

He sounds like he’d do well lol.

@@turbobanana Yeah I bet he’d be absolutey magging (term I made up)

Yeah

I dunno but maybe with a bit of COPIUM he could be

Bruh ik he sounded familiar but I thought it was the copeium

Oh damn. Most of the ones I've seen have been about shoulder height, and only gone down to slightly below the bottom of the urinal.

I understood it but ima need the name myboy y know research purposes

Eh, comparison doesn't work because men's rooms also have toilets which are constantly covered. Urinals exist because we can stand while we do it. I guess women also can, but it's not recommended.

I'm fucking magging, dude

It's maggin time

I’m magging 24/7, man.