I want Huggbees to roast every single Smash Bros. character via emotionally roasting their fans

huggbees is the man to roast the absolute shit out of a child halfway out the womb and feel nothing

The most ironic thing about Subway is that on top of being able to go to Walmart and easily make the same sandwich for half the price, that subway is usually in that same Walmart at the door.

I think Culver's makes up for it's lack of special items with the fact that the founder Craig Culver himself just comes into stores and works the kitchen. He's a cool guy, met him once

The only thing I'll say in defense of Wendy's marketing is that whatever team manages their social media accounts actually understands zoomer culture, so it comes off more genuine than other companies that tried to insert themselves into that marketing style. They also were the first to do it, which is why I think they "get a pass," and everybody else is considered a poser.

You roasted these better than any fast food restaurant could possibly hope to roast a chicken

The first time I went to Jersey Mike's, the guy making my sandwich asked me, "would you like that Mike's way?" I asked him, "Is Mike gonna eat my sandwich?" He looked genuinely confused and answered, "...No..?" I replied ,"Then I'd like it the way I ordered it." Haven't gone back since.

Hearing Huggbees officially proclaim he's Huggbi caught me so, so off guard.

The inclusion of Wawa is ultimately the best roast as it roasts every other fast food joint for pretty much saying "A gas station has better food than something that SPECIALIZES in food" And that definitely says something

Your roast of Burger King is the closest a Whopper has ever come to being served above room temperature

"A man's quest to get into smaller pants" is such comedy gold when relating to Jared Fogle.

10:50 Damn, Colonel Sanders made Gordon Ramsay look like an angry toddler.

I love how Jack in the Box got the ultimate roast by not even being mentioned lmao

One time I asked a Popeyes employee what the difference between normal mustard and Mardi Gras Mustard was and he basically replied “…it’s willingness to show you t**s” and that sticks to me to this day

I worked at Panda for awhile. Most of their sauces are mainly comprised of sugar. The only thing there that isn't extremely unhealthy is the broccoli beef.

Steak n Shake was the only fast food restaurant open any later than like 10pm in DAYTONA BEACH. You know. The city famous for vacationers, partiers, and three college campuses within walking distance of each other. You know. The exact kind of clientele that would be AWAKE AT NIGHT. But if you were up late studying, it was either you go there or the 24-hour IHOP or Waffle House. Holy crap if you thought the drive thru line was bad at your typical Steak n Shake, the drive thru line there after most other places were closed was INSANE. I genuinely feel for those poor, underpaid, overworked late night employees.

Eventually huggbees will officially roast every single thing until there is nothing left in this universe

I'm bisexual and I can confirm that whenever I want the Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich meal, I have to put on a trenchcoat and mask to hide my identity so I don't get thrown out.

Im so glad he mentioned Wendy’s cringe ass Twitter roasts.

As a person who's gotten food poisoning from Burger King the most out of all fast food places in my life I laughed at the Mayonnaise Emporium joke.

I was not expecting to learn that Colonel Sanders was a megacorp roasting Gigachad but here we are.

There's something so surgically spot on about Huggbee's thoughts on Culver's that it physically hurts The food is amazing, the selection of food is amazing, their frozen custard is amazing, but GOD they really need to branch out their menu items more; The one notable gimmick they do every fall is their pumpkin pie shake and, from what else I've seen, nothing else Oh yeah, they got rid of their sweet and sour sauce a little while ago and I haven't forgave them for it since Edit: Because this comment somehow got semi-popular I might as well extend my thoughts to a couple of other fast food joints I ate at before. Portillo's isn't necessarily "overrated" per say (At least, I think so compared to In-And-Out and Chikfila), but I assume after Insider Food's video on the cake shake, they pretty much became famous for that rather than a portion of their other foods; The hot dogs are pretty good (There are better Chicago style hot dogs out there, but for a chain restaurant they're pretty good), the onion rings and chicken strips slap hard, and the fries are fine. Quick tip for people wanting to go to Portillo's to eat: I don't recommend getting a burger, last time I had one it was like a flattened a piece of charcoal and put it on a bun with some cheese. Also Dairy Queen's food is good... Depending on the location from what I've heard. It's really isn't bad food, but the only two notable things I'd really recommend people have besides their ice cream is the chicken strip basket dinner (NOT the rotisserie-style chicken bites dinner, the strips are where it's at) and the onions rings, it's downright criminal how good DQ's country gravy is.

Arby's gave my dad diabetes, and he was coping very well. The doctor was confident he may not even need medication soon. Then he had Arby's again and needed to go on trulicity.

I once had a weird, inexplicable, on-again off-again craving for Subway for actual weeks. When I finally managed to score some, it was.. the single most disappointing meal I have ever had, and I am _never_ eating Subway food again.

My dad and I always went to DQ for ice cream after school. One day the ice cream tasted really off and we didn’t finish it. We went the next day and the same deal. It was a week before we went back and we asked them if they had fixed whatever was going on. Apparently, something inside the machine broke and was leaking some oil or something into the dispenser itself. We had unknowingly ate mystery machine oil and they continued serving it for at least two days.

As someone who just started working at Starbucks I can confirm it feels like handing type 2 diabetes to people, the amount of syrup in some of those drinks and the amount of people who ask for MORE and are there almost every day is a tad bit terrifying

ok so here’s everything on Sonic’s menu that’s a hot food item: alright that’s the list

Considering the fact fact that roasting McDonalds is not even a punching bag, it’s a speed bag, respect to you for actually going easy, and finding some new ways to roast em

As a former steak ‘n shake employee, I am very very UNHAPPY about working there, every single second feel like a eternity. I was 16 when they having me on a grill making 200 patties in less than 15 min. Not to mention how outdated the equipment is.

Huggbees is the only man I can watch against a black screen with random pics next to him and absolutely cackle

I gotta respect him for the pdq. I remember going there with my brother and dad on the weekends. They would always play softball on the TV. We would make fun of the players at first, but then we were like "Damn they could beat our asses." Sadly, the pdq shut down a few years ago. We were devastated and tried zaxbys out. It was good but no softball. It's not the same. I miss you, dad, ashole.

As a former trucker, Wawa is the single greatest thing in the universe. When I started working local instead of OTR, and I was finally in my area, and around a bunch of Wawa's instead of the middle of Arizona or Chicagoland I was in heaven. The parking lots were large enough for me to fit the truck and trailer in, whether they had accommodation or not. You can use the bathroom, which was usually cleaner than Amazon's, if the location I was at that night was even open. I could get myself a Monster, any snacks I wanted, and if I wanted something to eat that would be less likely to send me off the NJ-DE bridge from cardiac arrest. It was awesome. Most locations would even let me get a free cup to put nuggets or pretzels or whatever so I could have a snack cup while driving. Auntie Ann's makes the best road snacks, but when that runs out in 15 minutes because you have no self control, Wawa will be there for you every 50 or so miles to keep you fat and happy. And yeah, they're all over the east coast. So as a commercial driver, it's always there. No "damn, my only options are McDonald's or Arby's... again". If I'm on a tight schedule and need to stop at a specific time, planning to stop at a Wawa was perfect. The best part is that other truckers never got hip to the game. I can only guess it's because they're not from the Delmarva and don't think they can get their rigs in there. You can get in just about anywhere if you're willing to take 25+ minutes to do it lol. But those are city driver skills. Long story short though, Wawa is just awesome. I've joined the cult. Royal Farms can take their salty *ss chicken and f*ck off. They won't let me park long enough to go to the bathroom, their food sucks, and they always think you're trying ti steal something... Yeah I'm tryin to steal and then escape in my large, speed limited vehicle, that you just took all of the information off of so you could try and get me ticketed and towed. F*ck that. Wawa for life.

Ok I’m 17 and I love working at chick-fil-a. But the whole forcing you to say my pleasure until it is ingrained in you is 100 % true I have to watch my self to not say my pleasure if I’m not working because man it gets stuck in your head.

No joke, I related so hard when you talked about sick days after eating Five Guys. Last winter on a snowy day, I ate a double patty bacon burger and got a large fries; It was entirely man vs. food, but I finished it. I felt so sick within the hour, and I asked my boss to go home because I thought I had COVID. I got back to my place, laid down, and slept for 21 hours straight. I was in genuine food coma from Five Guys for an additional few days.

The Subway one aged amazingly when we consider the insane amount of calories in their new Footlong Cookie! LMAO

Just felt like I should tell all of you that me and my friends waited so long for our food in an extremely crowded Steak 'n Shake in Indianapolis, that one of them still has nightmares about waking up and being back in that S'nS. And when we did get our food, it kinda sucked. Great job Steak 'n Shake. Great job. (The shakes at a local college S'nS are alright though, so at least they have that going for them.)

Worked at a five guys with a gas leak behind the grill. I kept telling my manager about it and how going to clean it was a clear danger to my health and well-being. She would literally throw the fact I smoked in my face like "you can suck on a cigarette but not a little propane? Do your fucking job" that shit stuck with me

"And a man's quest to get into smaller pants as a weight loss campaign." You, good Sir, are a comedic genius. To deliver a line of such scathing impeccable quality with such dryness is flabbergasting. Excellent video. Liked and shared.

I really liked Steak n' Shake's breakfast items, only for them to stop serving breakfast. Really just adds more to the impression of cutting corners.

Wawa subs are unironically so good, I'm the type of person that always gets the same thing at every restaurant and I have literally only ever had one specific order from wawa my entire life, and it is consistently good.

I immediately shouted in joy (internally because I’m not a psychopath) when wawa was brought up, because I knew exactly where it was going. Wawa is truly a gift to us.

14:05 I worked at a Popeyes. The reason why we generally act like dick heads is because the customers are genuinely the absolute fucking worst people I’ve ever had the displeasure to deal with. One tried to HIT me after i took his card a little to fast. On my second fucking day. I can only think of one customer that I genuinely loved serving and good god I can not express how much less awful working there would have been if just a couple more people acted like him. His name is Jim and he’s easily the sweetest old guy I’ve ever met. I hope hes doing good rn. Also we get paid complete ass.

I loved Five Guys as a kid but the prices and the grease ultimately got to my wallet and stomach respectively.

In N Out is one of the two good things the hellpit known as California has ever done and I will die on that hill.

As someone who’s been to A&W quite a bit I can say the only real complaint I have is that whenever you try to take a bite out of one of their burgers the opposite end of the burgers will always shoot out, get mayo on your hands, or fall on to the floor or even your lap.

I choose to believe Huggbees just couldn't even think of words to describe Jack in the Box, and he didn't just forget it

I was already a fan but this video spoke to my fkn soul on so many levels! Lol Well done sir, well done 👏 💪

wendy’s: “quality is our recipe” also wendy’s: “we use old patties as chilli meat and treat our employees worse than garbage”

Finding out Huggbees is bi through him roasting fast food makes too much sense.

I will never forget my AP human geography teacher saying to the class that eating at sonic was like being in poverty. He said that eating a hotdog there tasted like welfare. From my limited experience with sonic, as a Wisconsinite 17 year old who had only ever seen or eaten sonic on trips to the south, I knew he had hit the nail on the head.

Notes from a Texan at Whataburger: Until about 10 years of age, instead of ordering burgers, I ordered their chicken strips, which are much better than any chicken chain. I also once found a ring in my mom's burger. My favorite burger is the Monterey Melt burger, which is now long gone.

"McDonalds is the master of brand marketing" being said almost a year before the Grimace Shake incidents is amazing

I have genuinely gotten almost all of my calories for a day from Starbucks once. I was having a bad episode of gastroperisis and I couldn’t keep down solid food and I just got to college so I just drank like 4 Starbucks coffees though the day and had a few crackers and that was my food for the day. Way too much sugar, but I really needed the calories cause I was loosing weight way too fast.

How is this man not obese? Ive ate at like 1/2 of these places but his intimate menu knowledge is impressive, lots of regional picks shows an extensive knowledge of the field

Never have I ever felt this much pain in my entire life. This hurts me on a multiversal level

That last picture you threw up of the nutrition facts on a milkshake was insane. My jaw dropped

I worked at McDonald's, and all I can say is that Huggbees was spot on. We aim to give you edible food, not top quality food. They depend on being the only cheap burger place around, because if people had an equal competitor (aka not burger king) McDonald's would most likely go bankrupt within a year

My grandfather worked on production for some of the KFC commercials during the 1970’s, and actually worked with Sanders himself. Funny story: The company knew that the colonel was going to die at some point, (he was getting old) and it would be in extremely bad taste to broadcast a commercial with the Colonel in it after he died. So, to cut costs, they decided to film two commercials at once. When Sanders was on a break, they would bring another guy on to act in his place. The Colonel, of course, shouldn’t know about this second commercial. So, my granddad was in charge of alerting the set that Sanders was returning so they could hide his replacement. Luckily, they never had to air the second commercial.

This didn't age well in just over a year. Huggbees over here saying McDonald's isnt bad considering what you pay for it when a Big Mac's breaking 18 bucks in some places. 😂

Loved that there wasn’t an intro, just jumping right into it. Makes my very small peanut brain happy :)

Wawa is considered something of a church here in Pennsylvania. No matter what time of day, no matter what location, (could be in the hood or the boonies) it's almost always full of customers and everyone inside will be kind and courteous to one another, and WILL hold the door for you. The cashiers are always nice which is something that's becoming less and less common these days, everyone here just loves Wawa, and it deserves the love it gets.

I'm genuinely so happy he talked about wawa, it's not talked about at all and it deserves more praise. Their smoothies are some of the highest quality best value beverages ever to exist and they pump out solid food in a short some of time.

down here in down under. We don’t have Burger King, no no no nooooo. WE HAVE HUNGRY JACKS. (Burger King rebranded.)

Hey, maybe you should do a roast of the many diner styled and "fancy" restaurant chains, like Denny's, Red Lobster or Olive Garden

Wendy's employee here. Big issue with it is how they treat us as employees. Corporate basically tries to get us to memorize an over 800 page instruction manual and if you get a single question wrong, you get your hours cut down to a fourth because they pressure your gm from it as a result. And as the grill, you get very very overworked because they have you do at minimum 4 things at a time, but then other stations can demand you to do more and you have the most closing responsibilities. Its not a great job but its the only job I could get which actually gives me full time hours as Im in uni.

"Cause their slightly snarky about it they get a pass" Yes Mr. Huggbees exactly

Used to work at a Canes, and honestly, I think I laughed the hardest at your roast for that.

😂😂😂 that Jared Fogle joke... about trying to get into smaller pants. Best Subway joke ever.

As someone who worked at Taco Bell for almost a year, everything said about Taco Bell in this video is 100% accurate

The last time I was in a Taco Bell I actually had to let other people go ahead of me in line because I needed that much more time deciphering the menu. They used to have words and now it's just pictures.

You have now met someone who likes Wingstop, and I am rapidly approaching your location

I personally find it funny how Hugbees didn't mention pizza places in the list, kinda once they are midiocre at best by flavor, it's one such as Domino's where you have selection of their sizes and add more topings for extra payment when you order home and their fries weather basic or with melted 'parmesan cheese' they come in boxes, rather then paper packages by Mcdonalds standards, but I'm from EU and here we have Domino's as our neighbourhood fast food place in every local head city, rep👍🏻

“A man’s quest to get into smaller pants as a weight loss campaign!” Daaaaaaaaamn that was a platinum burnt roast right there.

Huggbees just casually coming out as bi in a fast food video. what a chad

Finally someone finally just gets into the vid without a intro

Sonic's pretzel twists are really, really fucking good

I have never seen a KFC interior that wasn't absolutely greasy, filthy, and disgusting to look at.

I love how he roasts all of them equally and uniquely roasts all of them straight to the point of what we've all been thinking

I blurted out "Super Sonic and Rings" (chili dog and onion rings combo) before you even said, "Go ahead. I'll wait," on the Sonic segment.

"That's too much black." Sent me to the shadow realm 💀

Now I want to see him roast restaurants and pizza chains instead. Trust me, Dominos deserve whatever is coming to them.

Speaking of Culver’s, for some restaurants in Florida if you happen to know the owner, you might receive these little blue tokens that you can use to get a free scoop of custard. Culver’s is boring but interesting at the same time and I don’t know how they do it.

In canada you cant go a kilometre without seeing a A&W and god damb they put so much seasoning salt on all there food

"-and a man's quest to get into smaller pants as a weight-loss campaign." OH GOD I JUST REALIZED THE DOUBLE MEANING

0:01 McDonald’s 1:06 Burger King 1:57 Subway 3:01 Wendy’s 4:19 Taco Bell 5:30 Starbucks 6:04 Chick-Fil-A 7:11 Dunkin’ Doughnuts 7:37 Chipotle 7:55 Sonic 8:34 KFC 11:29 Arby’s 12:14 DQ 12:21 Panda Express 12:34 In-N-out 12:50 Portillo’s 13:43 Popeyes 14:23 Whataburger 15:08 Five Guys 16:08 Checkers 16:53 Zaby’s Cane’s Bojangles, Church’s Chicken 17:04 White Castle 17:30 A&W all American food 18:09 Culver’s 19:14 Wing Stop 19:36 Steam n Shake 20:34 Jersey Mikes 21:05 Jimmy John’s 22:04 Firehouse Subs 22:14 Wawa

0:00 - McDonald's 1:04 - Burger King 1:56 - Subway 2:59 - Wendy's 4:18 - Taco Bell 5:29 - Starbucks 6:03 - Chick-fil-a 7:10 - Dunkin' 7:38 - Chipotle 7:53 - Sonic 8:33 - KFC 11:27 - Arby's 12:13 - Dairy Queen 12:20 - Panda Express 12:33 - In-N-Out 12:50 - Portillo's 13:42 - Popeyes 14:22 - Whataburger 15:08 - Five Guys 16:07 - Checkers/Rally's 16:52 - Zaxby's/Church's/Bojangles/Raising Cane's 17:03 - White Castle 17:29 - A&W 18:08 - Culver's 19:13 - Wingstop 19:35 - Steak & Shake 20:34 - Jersey Mike's 21:04 - Jimmy John's 22:03 - Firehouse Subs 22:14 - Wawa

As someone who is not only from the Midwest, but also autistic, culvers is an instant S tier fast food joint, because they are consistently that good to the point that I'm pretty satisfied with getting the same order of a butterburger with cheese and ketchup only, a side of fries, and a small bowl of chocolate frozen custard every time I eat at one. This is one of the true hallmarks of how good any kind restaurant is for me. And while I cab understand that people might want more variety on their menu, just with how consistently good a regular order of a burger and fries, with easily the best fast food chain ice cream is what makes culvers an S tier fast food chain in my eyes, and it makes me overjoyed that so many other people sing their praises for it. Also, to tie in with the restaurant theme like you had with roasting US state iconography, a roasting video on chain restaurants would be pretty entertaining, as someone who's eaten at their fair share of chain restaurants their entire life

every time i went to a wendy's my order was either wrong or i found hair or dirt in the bag

Huggbees is bisexual this is now huggbees lore now

Shoutouts to Huggbees for casually coming out as bisexual for a small segment in his video about ranking fast food, what an icon

Gonna be honest, as someone who's worked at arbys for an unfortunate amount of time, I can tell you that there are actually a large amount of people who eat that roast beef nightmare

From someone who lives in Iowa, I like all the great things he said about Culver's.

“Popeyes feels like the Waffle House of fast food.” I’ve never heard a more true statement.

Did… did he just come out? In order to roast chick-fil-a? Damn

I agree with u on the culvers one, the one I frequent has staff that are really friendly and the food is super good for fast food

I wanna see this guy roast video game companies, it'd be hilarious

It warms my heart as a Wisconsinite that you spoke so highly of Culver's compared to everywhere else. But promotional foods wouldn't fit with the Culver's brand of grounded, mid-west, mellow, reliable, family and farmer friendly

As a Wisconsinite, glad to see the Culver’s nod. And the assessment is 100% accurate, EXCEPT not only haven’t they added any items, the actually dropped their jumbo burgers in the early 2000s. They were the step up from a double, and they stuck out past the edges of the bun. I’m still disappointed. Also, screw Jersey Mikes for killing their meatball sub.

You legitimately mean to tell me this man wasn't sponsored by Wawa after all that?

I was literally eating Chick-fil-A when I watched this 😂