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Never forget that this man's favorite pokemon is Zangoose

Jan sounds like he's projecting with that Sableye story.

Jan: **roasts people for liking cute pokemon** also jan: “i like zangoose because it’s cool”

In a different universe where zangoose isn't his favorite Pokemon: "Oh look at this edgy furry cat shit it's like.......they gave a 14 year old a paper and told him to drow an angry cat and you've got this abomination "

"Can you imagine if British People were real?" I'm spit out my tea

Even Jan has been tricked into thinking Haxorous was a pseudo legend

This is Jan’s way of saying “I actually just hate all Pokémon” And you know what, I can respect it

“literally just a fucking bear with a ring on it…based.”

jan: “nobody likes salamence” no wonder why he sac it in ek

"I always wanted a long neck dinosaur Pokemon" Meganium: *Cries in the background*

"Literally just a bear with a ring on it " Oh, Jan doesn't like Ursaring. "Based." I completely misread that.

Fun fact: In generations prior to gen 6 (before fairy types), you can use foresight on a sableye or spiritomb so fighting moves can hit them and are super effective. I did it on accident in my pearl version.

Someone should put arceus on every single one

In PMD2, Driftblim was fucking awesome. In that game, there are monster rooms, where a ton of enemies just spawn in all at once. Those were super dangerous and could easily end your life. Depending on the pokémon in the dungeon, some would be harder than many boss fights in the game. Now, Driftblim's ability Unburden lets you attack twice on your turn in that game, as long as you're not holding an item. The move Ominous Wind hits every single enemy in your current room and has a chance to raise all your stats by 1 stage, on each enemy hit. A raised initiative let you attack twice per turn, then 3x, then 4x etc. In a monster room, when each enemy is each is hit twice, this 10% happens eventually and Driftblim usually just snowballed all monster rooms for me without taking any hit at all. I fucking loved that pokémon and I got so sad when I couldn't take it on the main quests. So yeah, definitely copied it from Jan.

"We live with our imperfections" - Jan also Jan: shits on everyone's pokemon tastes.

chat: brelooms arms extend Jan: *that will be for the youtube comments to correct me on* well, here you go

Sandygast is scary when you think about it. Whenever we went to the beach, my dad told us to crush any sand arch that was abandoned. Dogs and children are known to crawl under the arch and get crushed by the heavy sand

3:55 he didn’t even wanna talk about Brown Scyther💀

jan: "THEY LITERALLY JUST COPYPASTED CHARIZARD'S STATS-" me: i like typhlosion bc he looks like hed be a good hugger :)

I’m starting to think that Jan hates the design of every single Pokémon

PC: "Nobody actually likes Salamence." Me: My smile fades, I shall cry.

I don’t only like salamence because he looks cool, but reading bagon shelgon and salamences dex entries from all the games tells a story. I love the story of bagon being so persistent in wanting to fly that he grew wings. It just makes him that much cooler.

It's so gratifying to finally see Lilligant in one of these lists

True fact: every example of an edgy boy that Jan gives, it's a remembrance of his past self

Pchal: All ultra beasts are cool Also Pchal: Why did you pick a buff mosquito!

5 easy steps to get Jan's approval Step 1: Take a shitty, uninspired, basic design and/or make it thicc Step 2: Put it in the game Step 3: Place a .PNG of it next to a widely popular Pokemon like Salamence Step 4: Watch as Jan defends a _d o g_ Step 5: Profit

alternative tilte : Jan complains about the weird body proportions of pokemon

*PC defending chandelures design* Also PC: LMAO ghosts possessing things, so uncreative

Love to see this man’s list so we could roast _his_ picks.

Bold making fun of the "um actually" sableye kid as if that isnt your entire career

“Imagine if British people were real” yh pretty crazy if we existed

sandygast looks like a sandcastle AND someone pretending to be a ghost under a sheet its design is excellent

the whole 'chewtle; bit made me laugh the hardest of any video I've ever seen, and I don't even know why.

6:56 He couldn't pick hydreigon because of the level cap...

I mean, my favorite Pokemon of all time is Sableye just because he's dark-type Stitch. And a saddening lack of Altaria, fluffy dragon deserves love.

4:10 Wait until my man sees Basculegion's lore lmao

You’re a good man not roasting infernape, even you know he’s the goat.

Aggron is my favorite, for sure. So I'm used to taking 1d4 damage drom vicious mockery.

Skarmory is cool as fuck! Milotic is my favorite water type! Ampharos is my favorite electric type after Luxray!

These people really tried to build cool lists, not realizing that there is always something to criticize for every pokemon.

PC " I always wanted a long neck dinosaur pokemon..." Tropius "What? Am I a fucking joke to you?"

Why have I never noticed that giant protrusion on Milotic's head?

I get the feeling that this man just hates Pokémon. Whuddaguy

Never played a Pokémon game in my life, but from what I've seen, best fighting type is conkeldurr and all other answers are probably not correct

this needs to become a weekly thing bro its too funny

"Jan Shapiro isn't real, he can't hurt you" Jan Shapiro: 2:35

I actually like the cold intro lol. I know he wont read this but, I love that it went straight into the ad then just straight roasting.

This man will call a design uninspired hoping you forget how he recycles videos so hard most of his top videos are all someone else's content. Love ya Jan

I’m never going to be able to unsee hitmonchan’s crocs now

Pupitar is actually really interesting. In bugs, from which pokemon were inspired, some evolutionary stages are tha larvae (larvitar), the pupa (pupitar) and the adult bug (tyranitar, but in this case, it's actually godjilla. I think godjilla has some different stages too!)

Is it bad that im getting tired of Jan being this guy who hates everything, i know its probably just an act but its getting sad and dull, pull an opposite day one time to switch things up

I’m surprised we didn’t see someone say their favorite Dragon type is Mega Ampharos

Imagine someone picking Ludicolo as their favourite pokemon ☠️

As soon as he said I was sick I fell for this channel

This is actually much funnier than I thought it would be 😂

I wonder how many death threats he gets on Twitter after roasting everyone's favorite Pokemon

Zebstrika is one of my favorite electric types and someone going to kill me for this but my favorite normal type is stantler

Zebstrika's just a bigger angrier Blitzle? Buddy, pal, friendo ... Rapidash

Bro that Zebstriker slander is just objectively wrong, what a cool ass looking pokemon

"Starmie is really cool" Relief. Starmie is my all-time fave. Not that it matters, but I will take that validation.

>Roasts many common favourites >says ultra beasts are cool. They're not even called pokemon, dude..

God this video is fucking phenomenal. I fucking love watching content with you just, like, talking. Your Nuzlocke content is phenomenal, but we need more of this.

Ahh yes, I remember learning about what's in our soil and dirt, my favorite part or geography class

This is way too funny. Some must've gone wrong in your childhood. Shoutout the person who hurt you. They made one hell of a guy :D

That seal picture will have RussianBadger fans appearing soon. We are legion.

Didn’t Jan call Sneasel and Sandyghast based on one of the previous episodes?

"We need another badass pseudo-legendary dragon" "How about this idea I just came up with. I call it Haxorus" "We'll add it into the game, but we won't make it a pseudo-legendary, yet everyone is still gonna kinda think it's a pseudo-legendary just because it has that typical Pseudo-legendary look"

Definitely not making a list that's just the cutest mon of each type. Don't mind me.

I see the title I see zebstrika in the thumbnail I like and subscribe. Simple as that

Can’t believe the Rhundus boss music from Prime 3 is in this video, always the best taste fr

Jan: chewdle was only made because they wanted to make fun of the way British people say tuesday Me and other British people: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Just got here so idk if Absol is on the list yet but Absol is the best and nothing can be said to change my mind Edit:Absol was not on the list 🤙

The more I watch anything from PC, the more I dislike him. Started well, trending towards garbage.

To the guy who picked Haxorus as their fav dragon: I like you

Also going from watching jan's sw/sh playthrough to watching this jan is giving me whiplash

Charizard copies Typhlosion's stats; Typhlosion had those stats first. Charizard didn't even have a split Sp.Atk/Sp.Def stat.

So you know any good books I can reference on the battle of Crete I need it for a history essay

What site did people use to make these lists? I wanna make one too

Ig EK video is gonna be a 5 hour documentary

This man really out here saying drapion looks like an accordian XD... I love it

my brain shuts off every time I watch these

Empoleon is wearing a suit because it’s Napoleon… the emperor… but an emperor penguin…

Fun fact... Haxorus was designed back in gen 4's production and it is not a pseudo legendary. Also it chicken dragon

Was so confused when I recognized Skull Heart Arrhythmia in the background

He LIVES!!! We love you Jan, enjoy your break

Jan roasting peoples favorites: too normie, too edgy, too normie, too edgy (rinse repeat) Jan when he gets roasted for saying deck-uh-dooey: SHUT UP YOU’RE A VIRGIN GO TOUCH GRASS THEY’RE JUST CARTOONS ANYWAY 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I think Pokemon Challenges forgot this was a ‘favourite Pokemon list’ rather than ‘which pokemon are good list’.

Jan roasting favorite Pokemon. My favorite content

You dare insulted my Snivy and Milotic!

Got some love for my older brother this episode, ya love to see it

As a British person, I can confirm we're not real

Alternative title: PC criticizes the designs of 99 percent of Pokémon

would be cool if you maybe do some kind of video about teambuilding in a nuzlocke in certain games (maybe on a case study)

Indeedee's battlecry sounds like the doorbell when you enter a small shop.

Okay am I crazy or did the way jan knocked on the bojack horseman plate in the advertisement actually sound like the first 4 notes of the bojack theme

That Gitaroo Man music such a bop tho

I would love you to roast my favourite pokemon of each type XD

7:35 I can't believe Maractus survived Dexit. If you're looking to get rid of useless pokemon, I can't think of a better candidate.

Wooooowowowowo back up on the Salamence hate, everybody loves a Devilman reference