Rob Haze Stand-Up
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6 жыл бұрынThe Book of Ye Podcast co-host Rob Haze makes his Tonight Show stand-up debut with jokes about working at the airport, adult bullying and solving small world problems, like chip cards versus swipe cards.
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Rob Haze Stand-Up
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@bills755 6 жыл бұрын
He's talking about how he wants a job where he can sit down, but his current job literally has the word "stand-up" in the job title.
@ZannaTheGreat 6 жыл бұрын
Bill S yes! I noticed that and thought he missed a good opportunity for a good joke there. He was good though
@airport862 5 жыл бұрын
Bill S Very clever observation.
@hawihawi9260 5 жыл бұрын
Bill S kkkkk
@SadfoxGuyver 5 жыл бұрын
He missed an opportunity
@joe.limbus 5 жыл бұрын
Joku Sekou it probably would’ve came off too corny
@jordanco7380 6 жыл бұрын
"These people are extras in the movie that is my life" lmaoooo so true thoo
@DavidKholz 6 жыл бұрын
what I got from it is "you're not even in the credits" ;)
@sharonsmalls6846 6 жыл бұрын
Jordan Co Lol!
@brendanlorenzo7298 6 жыл бұрын
It's a stolen louis Ck joke look it up
@portostrengthunion 3 жыл бұрын
@@brendanlorenzo7298 Amen. The Louis CK bit was on Dr. Katz
@purplemango2138 6 жыл бұрын
"These people are extras in the movie that in my life....but they feel like they have speaking parts.". OMG Dying!!!! 😂😂
@ZeeshanMuhammadX 6 жыл бұрын
That was legit funny! That "characters without speaking parts" joke was funny as hell! :D I hope this dude has a great journey to his comedy pinnacle.
@wellingtonjuku 6 жыл бұрын
“They Remembered My Birthday 🎂 “ 😂😂🙌🏾💯
@GothBatty 6 жыл бұрын
Wellington Juku 😹
@cassandramartinez1031 6 жыл бұрын
Wellington Juku 😂😂😂
@adhynugroho9424 5 жыл бұрын
That bit had an awesome build-up.
@XtraThankYouTube 5 жыл бұрын
Them bullies be the real ones. Planning for you and stuff. Making you feel special. 😂
@luvvinallmusik5748 6 жыл бұрын
The 'speaking parts' joke was hilarious & spot-on. How many of us r hearing opinions we NEVER asked for?
@rileyscott5827 5 жыл бұрын
That was awesome! I don't know how he maintained his poker face. I would've cracked up at my own jokes if I was him, lol :)
@ruffey1748 6 жыл бұрын
He just wanted to sit down, but now he's doing stand-up.
@cabjswe 6 жыл бұрын
ikr
@coke6995 5 жыл бұрын
Rebecca 😭
@Warlock-Morlock 5 жыл бұрын
That's how he got the gig, he had stand up experience.
@RobynLouise86 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@LukeZwarteVacht 6 жыл бұрын
"Imma lose my job if one more person swipes." They really do be acting like that though. This was hilarious.
@apierre6 6 жыл бұрын
I went to UGA with this dude. Glad to see him doing well. Funny stuff!
@dr.zahalka8873 5 жыл бұрын
What did he study??
@49erfaithful86 4 жыл бұрын
Whaaa?! That's awesome! Go Dawgs!
@danishamcclendon 4 жыл бұрын
Omg thats lit 🔥.
@starisesun7692 4 жыл бұрын
Whoa lucky
@QueerBiNatureNYC 6 жыл бұрын
The "speaking parts" joke is so true! Thank You!
@catherinemiller1988 6 жыл бұрын
I think he's hilarious. I didn't want him to stop talking..
@shanazmohammed2655 6 жыл бұрын
Catherine Miller neither did i
@The85SouthShow 6 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS!!!
@melanyeboston151 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know who he was until he was on the 85 South Show. He is definitely hilarious! Love it!
@Mctendies 6 жыл бұрын
Really funny dude. It's hard to do this kind of humor right and he nailed it.
@RockSleeper 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf do you mean this kind of humor? this is basic comedy. there was nothing outstanding about his set.
@jacobanteau6020 4 жыл бұрын
The best part is listening to Jimmy laugh in the background and seeing his shadow snickering
@Heavenzvoice 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s laughing at the “ extras in my life w/ no speaking parts”, I like when he said,” be quiet, you’re not in the credits!” Lol that was funny🤣🤣😂😂
@palettesandpunchlines3042 6 жыл бұрын
Wow. I saw this guy perform for an event in my building about 3 years ago. I liked him then and it's so amazing he's here now!!!
@Tkssa580 6 жыл бұрын
Are we chippin or are we swipin? 😂😂😂😂
@SP-bt9mp 6 жыл бұрын
B K dont they have tap and go in merica?
@Tkssa580 6 жыл бұрын
Sam Pedley yea. Apple Pay and Android Pay
@Oziefox 6 жыл бұрын
What does it mean?
@Tkssa580 6 жыл бұрын
Oséias Falcão when using a bank card to pay for anything anywhere, either you insert the card to use the chip or simply just swipe. Using the chip is much more secure than swiping the card.
@Oziefox 6 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the answer. Inserting the card is way more secure
@kdf333kdf 6 жыл бұрын
"they fill like they have speaking parts." lol
@mag99w5 5 жыл бұрын
I love it when people are dry when they do comedy. It’s like their talking to their selves! It makes it so much more funny!
@johnsnow1749 5 жыл бұрын
I loved the "extras in the movie that is my life" bit. Very clever and well said.
@xoraxoranight2949 5 жыл бұрын
“You ain’t even in the credits...” oh I am totally using that! 🤣🤣 I love dry humor
@laminediallo9014 6 жыл бұрын
"Are we chipping or are we swiping?" is real AF 😂😂😂
@bluelambo5 6 жыл бұрын
Lamine Diallo can u elaborate?
@laminediallo9014 6 жыл бұрын
Derek we all have credit/debit cards with a chip on it but, when you go to the register you have to ask "do I insert the chip or do I swipe?" Depending on where you shop some days you have to chip and some days you have to swipe.
@bluelambo5 6 жыл бұрын
Lamine Diallo oh I see. I'm from Canada. We just tap the card on a sensor thing lol
@AshtreyGaming 6 жыл бұрын
To be completely honest. Best new comedian I’ve seen in a very long time. ✌🏼
@anarain7206 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 he’s right about the chip or swipe
@hospitalcleaner 3 жыл бұрын
That smirk at 4:00 is hilarious
@m.o.cfitnessrolemodels3642 Жыл бұрын
''you are an extra in a movie that is my life'' - i'll be using that, lol
@gshockley100 5 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! So relaxed n laid back. Great set❤️
@bruceaskew2107 6 жыл бұрын
He did a good job 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@candicequick2365 3 жыл бұрын
“You know bad guys don’t know about the computer chip yet.”😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@hyacinthdibley2420 6 жыл бұрын
"A movie that is my life" I knew I'd be a movie star one day. :)
@ChazEvansdale 4 жыл бұрын
You're just an extra, and we didn't pay you to comment 😛😛😛
@brandell4638 6 жыл бұрын
MORE Rob Haze!
@KD-st9ml 6 жыл бұрын
Hysterical ! This guy is so funny He needs a movie part
@riversimone9516 6 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! Would love to see more of him!
@maddyrose6143 5 жыл бұрын
when he said," They remembered my birth day." i was like, why would you want to bully someone so much that you put a date in your calender.
@Graylegs 6 жыл бұрын
This dude is awesome!
@Zay97 6 жыл бұрын
Much funnier than I expected
@dezzyraze8371 6 жыл бұрын
I think some of the bullies he was talking about made it to the comments section.
@sarahda845 6 жыл бұрын
Dezzy Raze least they never made it out of the basement bedroom, their lowly ass's are sitting in
@dezzyraze8371 6 жыл бұрын
True!
@TheSuperRayRay1 6 жыл бұрын
Haha “I’m pro bullying” case out of nowhere this guy funny
@aaronlac 6 жыл бұрын
"I'm pro-bullying" 😂😂😂
@nbaelitesucks5314 6 жыл бұрын
Aye he good but why he look like a missing Ball brother....LaRob Ball 😂😂
@cnsummers4086 6 жыл бұрын
Daniel Yenegeta Lmao fr tho
@commando1912 6 жыл бұрын
I love this guy, keep up the good work.
@angelbabe30511 6 жыл бұрын
Love him and his delivery
@lhj276 5 жыл бұрын
That chip/swipe bit at the end is so fg funny because it's so fg true. Wow. Awesome.
@Nabo42 5 жыл бұрын
Someone give this man a Netflix special!
@antlavelle319 6 жыл бұрын
The funniest joke ive heard him tell is a joke he has about every country having rectangle flags. Wish he wouldve told it on here. He still did his thing though
@abriabonner7374 6 жыл бұрын
We need more!
@goodconnectivity9044 6 жыл бұрын
This shit had me dying.
@jenniferfriedman8079 5 жыл бұрын
Because of this, when I'm in America and I go to pay for something, I always ask if they're chipping or swiping. 🤔
@dbzkhalid01 6 жыл бұрын
Dude is hilarious
@danubissim 4 жыл бұрын
Yaas! He said 'Romanian' 🙆♀️ we never get a shout out 😂
@sillysausage72 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂We chippin' or we swippin'!
@westwardpomonagyrl4358 6 жыл бұрын
You’re not in the credits😹
@paigebenjamin3288 4 жыл бұрын
The joke about the chopping one day and swiping the next is spot on😂😂😂😂
@titankiller5790 4 жыл бұрын
Your a real comedian ... my props to you dude... you killing me mannnnnn..... bomboclaat
@susanneschroeder1587 6 жыл бұрын
Funniest stand up I've heard in a looooooooooooooong time!
@thetimdmiller 6 жыл бұрын
The trolls in these comments are too thirsty. Dude is funny.
@dreamsofjasmine3085 3 жыл бұрын
omg the chip/swiping thing really got me
@boo2731 3 жыл бұрын
Love the chip/swipe bit
@princethemack 5 жыл бұрын
That was smooth😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@KhanCanRant 6 жыл бұрын
He did get great response. Funny dude and good delivery
@bluelambo5 6 жыл бұрын
Do you guys not have tap in America? I just tap my card on a sensor thing and it pays immediately.
@bmoore1908 5 жыл бұрын
Derek nope not yet unless it Apple Pay or Android pay on your phone
@danyellewashington9087 5 жыл бұрын
We started to then switched it out for chip for some reason
@PhilipABuck 6 жыл бұрын
That was gold!!! Hilarious!
@LittleMissIcee 6 жыл бұрын
Omg he was so funny!! I laughed the whole video!
@jonnyd8399 6 жыл бұрын
@RobHaze Awesome! At my local Home Depot it is just like that with the chip or swipe.....!!!! hahahah if you do he wrong one they are like, "now we have to reboot the system"
@jakecurtis6381 6 жыл бұрын
This dude is amazing! so funny
@danielhoover3208 5 жыл бұрын
He has a straight face the whole time which makes it so much funnier
@juliosantana1341 6 жыл бұрын
Very funny i like him
@CrystalBlackmore 6 жыл бұрын
Yayyy go Rob. New fan
@BrandMath-ns5yc 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao all puns, this is very hard comedy style. He did a great job
@angganda2195 6 жыл бұрын
He has more of a baby face than Ali Kolbert . Splendid comedy from both.
@multifandomz8221 3 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so hard hearing a joke about the card chip ahahahahah but it's so true tho
@taylorgallion2748 5 жыл бұрын
whoa whoa whoa! put the chip in! you gunna blow this whole place up. lolol
@airport862 5 жыл бұрын
Worked in a chicken restaurant at an airport. That alone is funny.
@adonisdaspecialist 6 жыл бұрын
Very proud of u cuz 💯💯💯.
@Rachael87254 6 жыл бұрын
Amazing and hilarious!
@LiquidThunder12 5 жыл бұрын
phenomenal.
@timothyamaraobrien 6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@whiteglovedetailing1 6 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed that hard in a while.
@throwmeaname 6 жыл бұрын
Lmao that’s some energy
@kennethfagan9738 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome job!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@luvvinallmusik5748 6 жыл бұрын
I was at Walgreens & the register literally shut down when I chipped. They blamed me bc I wanted cash back too.👎
@CeeJay611 5 жыл бұрын
I like him. His jokes are super random but it's funny
@user-po3lj6zg2e 5 жыл бұрын
Love him!
@Fluid416 4 жыл бұрын
Solid material.
@Kayla-kr8tb 6 жыл бұрын
I'd like to know more about this tie. I want more info about the tie. I though so much about the tie that i didn't even listen to him.
@2099vision 6 жыл бұрын
Kayla it’s a Bape tie
@SuperDave21 6 жыл бұрын
Rob Haze was pretty good Jimmy.... a little dry on the presentation, but I'm sure that was his desired effect. Great video!
@SonofSamhein 6 жыл бұрын
Had to peep this, off the strength of his visit to "Desus & Mero": young cat has some talent...funny as hell; and, he has a new fan...!
@susanglick8951 6 жыл бұрын
He’s hilarious. Real comedian who doesn’t have to rehash the same old stuff.
@ProdJayBe 5 жыл бұрын
This Guy looks like Junior from Black-ish and G Herbo combined
@apiemikey 6 жыл бұрын
I like these jokes
@khaleesisnow1683 6 жыл бұрын
His set was funny😂
@lecoBRRJ 6 жыл бұрын
the best
@daisydavis7270 6 жыл бұрын
3:11 WHEN HE SAYS BIRTHDAY HE REMINDS ME OF TYLER THE CREATOR OMFGGGG
@katiedunlap235 6 жыл бұрын
This dude’s going somewhere
@hlowrylong 5 жыл бұрын
Seinfeld-esque... love it ... making unique & clever observations in a ridiculously funny way ... I’m a huge fan
@davonte_bailey 4 жыл бұрын
I completely relate to the “lost face” 😩
@loveforeignaccents 6 жыл бұрын
Good stuff!
@preethikanya235 5 жыл бұрын
Amazing 😍
@starshipflies9572 6 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT HE IS HILARIOUS. SHOULD HAVE AN HOUR SHOW
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