Robbing the Pizza Store for Opiates

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Goblin

Goblin

Күн бұрын

In todays video, I tell a good story from my younger days that I've been waiting to share for a long time. I hope you enjoy!
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@eurixer
@eurixer 7 ай бұрын
You know it’s good when statute of limitations has to expire first
@FvckGrxy
@FvckGrxy 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@willscustomwoodandmetal7130
@willscustomwoodandmetal7130 7 ай бұрын
Fr, gonna be a banger. It was, well worth the watch
@GoofBoss0
@GoofBoss0 7 ай бұрын
Lmao he says “statue of limitations”
@og_3rd_st_saint_gat
@og_3rd_st_saint_gat 7 ай бұрын
Facts
@BrokeMahWallet
@BrokeMahWallet 7 ай бұрын
No for reallll 🤣🤣
@dizzyishere999
@dizzyishere999 7 ай бұрын
Another classic Goblin BANGER! Careful with your pills, kids. As an opiate addict, those pills can cause a lot of pain despite the pleasure they bring.
@stephenc4755
@stephenc4755 7 ай бұрын
thanks for advocating for people in this situation, I recommend kratom to anyone struggling with opiate addiction. Its not perfect but its certainly wont ruin your life as quickly (it still can if you abuse it )
@xxxscumbagxxx8089
@xxxscumbagxxx8089 7 ай бұрын
Just hit 2 weeks no oxy going strong into the new year🤞🏼🤞🏼
@senapharia
@senapharia 7 ай бұрын
@@xxxscumbagxxx8089 keep going gang!!!
@petebunch5804
@petebunch5804 7 ай бұрын
@@xxxscumbagxxx8089💪💪
@corruptedfileski
@corruptedfileski 7 ай бұрын
i can agree as well, opiates is a dangerous road to go down guys. Please be careful if you’re already doing them and if you’re curious please don’t try it out. You’ll thank me later!
@LemmyDex
@LemmyDex 7 ай бұрын
12:48 the rage when the golf ball fell off was so funny 😭 had to rewind and pay attention to the gameplay
@NikiWinProd
@NikiWinProd 2 ай бұрын
Goofy ahh rage
@brandonguild1666
@brandonguild1666 7 ай бұрын
Dude I don't know how you remember all these stories in such detail. I can relate to so many of them and honestly have a ton of similar stories... Listening to you brings back so many memories but I can only vaguely remember small bits of all the situations. I grew up outside of Milwaukee and we were always up to the same exact shit.
@JohnSmith-xj7ui
@JohnSmith-xj7ui 7 ай бұрын
he probably asks the people in the video what they remember so he can tell it in better detail
@0Ciju0
@0Ciju0 7 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-xj7ui Yeah, and more than likely makes a bit of shit up as he goes, whether its intentional or not. Lots of things get warped or "lost in translation" over the years.
@befferyjefferey
@befferyjefferey 7 ай бұрын
he makes up 90% of it as he goes. you can even hear him laughing at sosme of the shit he comes up with a lot in his older vvideos. its improvisational comedy see it as that
@ryanlindback9393
@ryanlindback9393 7 ай бұрын
I’m sure a lot of the videos aren’t real stories
@brandonguild1666
@brandonguild1666 7 ай бұрын
@@befferyjeffereyyeah I think you’re right I noticed a few inconsistencies within some videos where he tells a story different. I could make up stories too.
@motufyb
@motufyb 7 ай бұрын
Absolutely excruciating gameplay as promised
@iLeadpoisoningPSN
@iLeadpoisoningPSN 7 ай бұрын
Ik. The gameplay hurt to watch lmfao
@midnitezax3124
@midnitezax3124 7 ай бұрын
This story was an absolute hoot, but the gameplay was actually causing me some stress. The things gobby does for us.
@DoomSlayersNephew7270
@DoomSlayersNephew7270 7 ай бұрын
Yea if it were me, that footage would’ve stayed in the archives 😅
@bofinq4839
@bofinq4839 7 ай бұрын
You know it’s a hoot when the golf gameplay is abysmal. Yo who else remembers the moments of golf gamer rage when he would just jerk his mouse around on full sensitivity 😂
@deadskyy444
@deadskyy444 7 ай бұрын
Snorting hydro 5s full of Tylenol and filler is crazy no wonder he was the type 2 rob a store bro is insane 🤣
@Ken-ko1qz
@Ken-ko1qz 2 ай бұрын
right lmao better chance of a tylenol od than getting high. can’t even snort ox anymore cuz the fillers
@artg6700
@artg6700 Ай бұрын
@@Ken-ko1qzwhat do you mean the filler? Oxy has always had filler nothing has changed
@Ballsack44
@Ballsack44 Ай бұрын
@@Ken-ko1qzhow old r u?
@Ballsack44
@Ballsack44 12 күн бұрын
@@Ken-ko1qz yo how old r u? Fix ur life gang
@HauntedCoffin
@HauntedCoffin 7 ай бұрын
Missed these golf with your friends gameplays, something special about them that always tells me shit's gonna get crazy. A true, true hoot and a holler
@phillysoldier
@phillysoldier 7 ай бұрын
You know it's a hoot and a holler when he's playing golf
@lovessickybud
@lovessickybud 7 ай бұрын
Bro smoked at pizza gate.
@MarcoCastaneda-rx9fe
@MarcoCastaneda-rx9fe Ай бұрын
Underrated comment.😂😂😂I see you bro
@lvl99dust
@lvl99dust 7 ай бұрын
Sounds like a M.o.d. pizza 😂😂😂 i worked at one and it was exactly as you described. They had a dab rig in the fridge lol...
@NathanielPhalen
@NathanielPhalen 7 ай бұрын
Wild!! Did you guys know in Canada there is no such thing as statue of limitations. You get time for crimes 20+ years ago. Win for Goblin!
@yungronny3944
@yungronny3944 7 ай бұрын
Goblin , never stop these stories , this one is a hoot and a holler for shure , i always enjoy these
@skyb5335
@skyb5335 7 ай бұрын
You know it’s a banger when Goblin plays golf
@mattyp6908
@mattyp6908 7 ай бұрын
Not his normal golf game though. This one looked terrible to play.
@SherpaOfSkunk
@SherpaOfSkunk 7 ай бұрын
After losing on bad bets all day a goblin video is the best way to end it
@TTVdjmexicanlive
@TTVdjmexicanlive 7 ай бұрын
What you bet on bro 🤣
@kaminsod4077
@kaminsod4077 7 ай бұрын
Could be worse bro, at least you're not newly unemployed and homeless like me.
@wordedhalo6746
@wordedhalo6746 7 ай бұрын
@@kaminsod4077could be worse, at least you’re not bitching and moaning about your position to a stranger on the internet!
@bustdabignutt5626
@bustdabignutt5626 7 ай бұрын
Keep gambling do not stop you are so close to winning big
@koro1840
@koro1840 7 ай бұрын
its ok just dont be the part of the 99%
@Trypt420
@Trypt420 7 ай бұрын
Immaculate timing as always! Was just watching a gob video and this noti hit right when it ended 🙂 love u gob ♥️☮️
@maximfoerster3062
@maximfoerster3062 7 ай бұрын
Hey man this has nothing to do with the video. You’re just inspirational, which I know you find hilarious from the stories you tell, I’d bet; but it’s more of the fact how you’re relentlessly, goblin. Since I’ve been watching you at 14, I’ve developed a lot, and you’ve also said in a video that you’ve been very self conscious from a young age, and same here. I live in utah and even though there’s not much drugs you have helped me abstain from them. I don’t think of you negatively like all the other POS’s trying to find reasons why they’re better than others, I just see that, you’re just like me trying to figure shit out and that’s what’s kind of goated about this channel. Didn’t realize it but I have been growing with you and a lot of your lessons have become my lessons because of your story story telling ability being able to make it so, it’s actually graspable. You’re my favorite weed tuber, probably KZfaqr because of how real you keep it. I think Erick and Yola are cool, but you’re the best of the three. Funniest, smartest, most genuine, I mean idk the ways you’ve wronged people but we’re all human and I’m sure a person who thinks like you had his reasons regardless. Keep your shit up you actually impact lives. Wouldn’t say you changed mine to keep it real but you make me feel like I’m not crazy since I live around all these picture perfect Mormons who talk shit behind my back for just smoking. Even when I have better grades and outperform in sports I’m known for my weed rather than that I mean it’s gas but fuck. Anyways idk this is kinda wack in a way but, hey think you should know
@waynehead010
@waynehead010 7 ай бұрын
That’s dope brotha. Keep doin you my guy. You seem like you’re heading in the right direction. If you’re taking care of your responsibilities & gettin good grads f*ck what everyone else has to say. Stay happy my guy. It’s always good to hear people in a positive light especially encouraging others.
@tylermcdonald9809
@tylermcdonald9809 7 ай бұрын
wow this one is a banger so glad you got so many storys gobby thats why ur the goat
@JavahFusion
@JavahFusion 7 ай бұрын
I was the antisocial depressed drug user in high school. I'm sober now at 22 but for years I barely spoke at all and spent all my time on xans and opioids. my one good friend at school got expelled for getting caught with percs so after that it was even worse. life was fucked back then tbh. when overdosing at 17 and waking up in the hospital becomes a common thing that you're used to you're probably not in a good place.
@atropa6053
@atropa6053 6 ай бұрын
I got alcohol poisoning at 14, came home from hospital pulling off a story about how it was my first time. Two weeks later after my mom let me out for a few hours, here i was blackout drunk and completely soaked as i fell asleep in the river. Fun memories, not fun times.
@ketchupmaster1145
@ketchupmaster1145 7 ай бұрын
As someone who worked at a Papa Johns for a year. This is the most accurate description of the work environment.
@joeypatrick6170
@joeypatrick6170 7 ай бұрын
Epic timing Gobby, firing up the rig as we speak. 🤝
@ConsciousKigza
@ConsciousKigza 6 ай бұрын
KZfaq been ass for the recommendations,nun to smoke to fr ,but goblin popped up i knew this was gonna be a hoot and a holler and settled down
@Kammyhaa
@Kammyhaa 7 ай бұрын
Just smoked a doobie of bublegum popers after not smoking for 3 week 😂 thanks for the upload i might pass out and have to rewatch 😂
@feankspoken
@feankspoken 5 ай бұрын
bruh i love when you play golf over your story times- reminds me of good memories
@jr_kulik
@jr_kulik 7 ай бұрын
Minigolf brings the most banger stories in Goblin’s arsenal, this is amazing.
@antonydrossos5719
@antonydrossos5719 7 ай бұрын
It’s been a few days since I heard a good banger from our boy Goblin. This just popped up in my 📱 iPhone’s list. Got my copy of Fist of the North Star soundtrack playing in the background while listening to this. A real hoot and a holler
@kontrast4361
@kontrast4361 7 ай бұрын
Everytime i see a goblin video before i press play i think "This is a gonna be a banger, a real hoot and a holler" 😂
@RecGamingx
@RecGamingx 7 ай бұрын
floating off the roxies, gob uploads an opiate video. Impeccable timing
@tailorr03
@tailorr03 7 ай бұрын
seek help g
@realtreemane
@realtreemane 7 ай бұрын
seek help g
@JohnSmith-xj7ui
@JohnSmith-xj7ui 7 ай бұрын
seek help g
@Lokopollo713
@Lokopollo713 7 ай бұрын
Keep going G
@realtreemane
@realtreemane 7 ай бұрын
@@haydenf5167 fiend foo
@michaelrips
@michaelrips 7 ай бұрын
I love to hear one of the most illegal hoots and hollers already know it’s going to be a banger 😂
@triarchproductions1610
@triarchproductions1610 7 ай бұрын
Just in time to go to sleep 💤 immaculate timing Gob
@joeballz25
@joeballz25 7 ай бұрын
this gameplay got me dying bruh this is the dollar store version of the old golf game
@urbanrevive1209
@urbanrevive1209 7 ай бұрын
Figured this was a classic and saw it was uploaded 2 mins ago. What a hoot. What a holler
@prodyung829
@prodyung829 7 ай бұрын
Been watching for years this is a banger thanks for the good video😂😂
@coleingraham8540
@coleingraham8540 7 ай бұрын
Love it when goblin comes back with a hoot and a hollar.
@adammccartney8692
@adammccartney8692 7 ай бұрын
Goblin always comes in clutch posting at the perfect time
@JXRDXNTYB
@JXRDXNTYB 7 ай бұрын
goblin ALWAYS with the perfect timing yo, j was about to light my piece
@Dimsummmmm
@Dimsummmmm 7 ай бұрын
15:41 “ we in traffic wid it “😂😂🚦
@explosivetaco6154
@explosivetaco6154 7 ай бұрын
True hoot and a hollar when you gotta let the statute of limitations pass
@YoBro-sk3jz
@YoBro-sk3jz 7 ай бұрын
These videos make me happy thank you goblin😊
@camdromeda2816
@camdromeda2816 7 ай бұрын
Wow Goblin! Another BANGER!!!!! I love you!!!!!!
@cozy_2X
@cozy_2X 7 ай бұрын
If you ain’t scoring a script or getting them from someone w their name on the bottle don’t try pills 😂 take this from an addict
@SobrietySpeaks
@SobrietySpeaks 7 ай бұрын
id be honored if you gave my channel a chance im still fucked up too so im gonna be telling wild stories that are happening somewhat frequently as well 💊🎅👄
@nitbits
@nitbits 7 ай бұрын
U know its a hoot and a holler when hes playing golf game AND he had to wait for the statute of limitations
@Noxiy999
@Noxiy999 7 ай бұрын
Goblin videos always come in clutch.
@ChronicD420
@ChronicD420 7 ай бұрын
This is why I check the channel every few days 😁
@petergriffin680
@petergriffin680 7 ай бұрын
Always nice getting to listen to another goblin hoot
@tannerbolen6486
@tannerbolen6486 7 ай бұрын
Ohhh gbln back with an oldie game and great new story bangers lol Broo billl back at it been missing this character his story's sound like a wii npc game play 😂
@KidCypherTV
@KidCypherTV 7 ай бұрын
you know its good when goblin is playing golf
@dominickflores3828
@dominickflores3828 7 ай бұрын
absolutley, unequivocally, without a doubt, the most irreproachable timing goblin vid
@buggywuggy0
@buggywuggy0 7 ай бұрын
AMAZING TIMING GOBBY!!!!!
@BigPercNowitzki
@BigPercNowitzki 2 ай бұрын
This is one of gobs best I swear😂
@nicholas_laughman571
@nicholas_laughman571 2 ай бұрын
“I was the problem with society in high school” had me rolling lmfao
@oKazma
@oKazma 7 ай бұрын
The ‘bye-bye’ got me😂
@jakeyboi8679
@jakeyboi8679 7 ай бұрын
Dude I was looking to watch a banger vid but I didn't know I'd get a brand new goblin video😩😩😩
@cutter7157
@cutter7157 7 ай бұрын
Yoo we in this, thank you goblin this is about to be a hoot and a holler.
@Ethan-kf5kt
@Ethan-kf5kt 7 ай бұрын
WE MAKING IT THROUGH THE AFTERNOON WITH THIS ONE
@morgananderson5058
@morgananderson5058 6 ай бұрын
Goddamn I just love goblin’s vids like mmm yes please tell me another story
@xzomnia
@xzomnia 7 ай бұрын
LETS GOOO , goated timing as usual
@Prophet414
@Prophet414 7 ай бұрын
statue of limitations era of goblin. A true hoot and holler
@rileywoods8864
@rileywoods8864 7 ай бұрын
goblin with the AMAZING TIMING ONCE AGAIN
@thatshigocrazy-pk9nb
@thatshigocrazy-pk9nb 7 ай бұрын
Impeccable timing as per usual
@braxtonmatlock2670
@braxtonmatlock2670 7 ай бұрын
"Grow up a little bit and get you some fentanyl" 😂😂 sords frok a true OG
@Shakshuka69
@Shakshuka69 7 ай бұрын
5 seconds in and it's feelin like a classic already
@charlesmcgrath4282
@charlesmcgrath4282 7 ай бұрын
This commentary is so funny great video !😂
@fourior
@fourior 7 ай бұрын
spliff already in hand and this elite hoot/holler appears, impeccable timing
@friedmyoreos9923
@friedmyoreos9923 7 ай бұрын
You already already this is gonna be a real hoot and a holler
@TorinMizenko
@TorinMizenko 7 ай бұрын
Bro your storytelling just gets better and better.
@rena_reborn2472
@rena_reborn2472 7 ай бұрын
The titled of the video alone brings many questions. Top Rank Goblin Content❤❤
@acballer
@acballer 7 ай бұрын
The statute of limitations is like the staple of this channel lmfao
@YMP.Pluh420
@YMP.Pluh420 7 ай бұрын
W timed gob post as always, true banger
@BrokeMahWallet
@BrokeMahWallet 7 ай бұрын
Boutta pack a hoot and have a holler 🤣😮‍💨
@Jerry.215_
@Jerry.215_ 7 ай бұрын
This finna be a bangerrr
@schupyding9163
@schupyding9163 7 ай бұрын
spectacular goblin timing as always
@WillyVanAllsburg
@WillyVanAllsburg 7 ай бұрын
Why is it that when people get the highest they’ve been in a month a goblin episode shows up 😂 thank you goblin for blessing us with your stories
@Yolaf_
@Yolaf_ 7 ай бұрын
😂same
@hxmcde
@hxmcde 7 ай бұрын
ong
@biggiecheese1802
@biggiecheese1802 7 ай бұрын
been having a bad day GOBLIN ALWAYS COMES THU WITH A VID
@Dd-fr6vc
@Dd-fr6vc 7 ай бұрын
I was scared he would run out of story's but for the next 5 years there will probably be an old story every month because the statute of limitations has expired
@PhoenixsWorldVideos
@PhoenixsWorldVideos 7 ай бұрын
one of the best told storys youve ever done i reckon. banger as fuckkk
@rylanelamparo506
@rylanelamparo506 7 ай бұрын
perfect timing bruh got da plug play n da pizza
@xxslinko
@xxslinko 7 ай бұрын
i’m so fried and watching this gameplay got me dyin bro
@wedemboys-lc3cw
@wedemboys-lc3cw 7 ай бұрын
This was one of those good classic good type shit goblin
@instant98
@instant98 7 ай бұрын
Ayyyyyy good Ole style goblin story
@Dimsummmmm
@Dimsummmmm 7 ай бұрын
One of the most intriguing titles you’ve ever had 😂
@antoniovirgillito4126
@antoniovirgillito4126 7 ай бұрын
If there's golf you know it's about to be a banger!
@HunnyBadgerYT
@HunnyBadgerYT 7 ай бұрын
Golf is a anger inducing game but it’s always a hoot and a holler when gob plays golf
@poke_zach
@poke_zach 2 ай бұрын
“ I did the loud challenge and got chased out” 😂😂😂😂
@TorinMizenko
@TorinMizenko 7 ай бұрын
Love you Gob!!!
@chrismartin6247
@chrismartin6247 7 ай бұрын
PERFECT TIMING GOBBY 💪
@realspill2637
@realspill2637 7 ай бұрын
He does hav real good timing I thought it was cap 😂
@mgcgamesz6002
@mgcgamesz6002 7 ай бұрын
That fentanyl joke is gonna come back and bite u🤣
@icanseeyou3418
@icanseeyou3418 7 ай бұрын
Damn that one was a straight up hoot and a holla
@boeigaham1156
@boeigaham1156 7 ай бұрын
Yoooo gobby with the timing
@datnibba
@datnibba 7 ай бұрын
THE GOBSTAAAA BACK WITH ANOTHA ONE
@willramos8426
@willramos8426 7 ай бұрын
Yooo goblin Wsg love you my boy
@sbisftw
@sbisftw 7 ай бұрын
Sophisticated finesse 💯
@connerbranson2892
@connerbranson2892 7 ай бұрын
Yess gobby is back
@banji2895
@banji2895 7 ай бұрын
A certified hood hoot n holler love it g keep it up gang❤
@sensei9213
@sensei9213 7 ай бұрын
you know it’s an banger when goblin plays mini golf
@beerskiproductions3868
@beerskiproductions3868 7 ай бұрын
Idk why he be giving himself a hard time on the gaming footage it's still decent man, drunk af rn man have a good night
@maliekfuller7138
@maliekfuller7138 7 ай бұрын
Yo Goblin with the content. Its all fun and games until the register is actually emptied
@petahoee8281
@petahoee8281 7 ай бұрын
I use ta be able to order basically ant drugs that i wanted by calling my local Pizza Hut and ordering very specific things lol those were the fucking days man
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